Notice how people laugh when they see the topic for Milton before the jokes even start, because they know it's going to be good

@jonathanfraser321

3 жыл бұрын

dont think so. We were anticipatingjke about Trump-always good for a laugh!

@crazyman8472

Жыл бұрын

The Chantelle joke was perfect. 😎

I love Milton so much

"Looks like someone's hit a Pain Au Chocolat with a mallet......" 😂😂😂

Hahaha, "can I borrow some ethnic cleanser" just about killed me, it was a real gas.

@TheHutchy01

5 жыл бұрын

I reckon ethnic cleanser has been mooted as a product name many times but someone has been smart enough to stop it

@Karma-qt4ji

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheHutchy01 Isn't Ethnic Cleanser the face wash Michael Jackson used?

@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell

5 жыл бұрын

Aryan Oil

@hazeltree7738

4 жыл бұрын

*A real gas*

@ConstantChaos1

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I actually puked

I once went to a Steeler’s game. Someone took my wallet, my phone, my car keys, my house keys…

@TimoRutanen

5 жыл бұрын

Never go to an Oilers game with a down pillow.

@chronischtelaat

4 жыл бұрын

I said I was sorry...

@petertaylor4980

4 жыл бұрын

On the bright side, you now have 90% of the prerequisites for a career in country music...

@andymcl92

4 жыл бұрын

@@petertaylor4980 Do you know what happens if you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, you get your job back, you get your dog back...

@frednutz1604

4 жыл бұрын

@@andymcl92 And the truck gets fixed.

'...Pain au Chocolat with a mallet'

4:58 I think "points for everyone there" was the nicest way of putting it.

So I've just come back from America... apparently. That joke metaphorically killed me.

@kylestubbs8867

3 жыл бұрын

Are you American? I’m used to Americans saying something like this _literally_ killed them. Which _literally_ annoys me.

@panda4247

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylestubbs8867 no, I am not American. And I don't like using "literally" wrong either.

@stevetaylor7403

2 жыл бұрын

Which joke in particular. There were several.

@panda4247

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevetaylor7403 the one I quoted... obviously. Milton says it at 3:49 "So I've just come back from America... apparently."

@stevetaylor7403

2 жыл бұрын

@@panda4247 : Thank you for using quotation marks this time. Earlier, without them, you might have been implying that you, too, had just come back from America. This matter has now been resolved.

I want Milton to change his last name to Keynes just as the ultimate joke.

@PatrickKelly-lz3pv

4 жыл бұрын

He already has in a roundabout kind of way.

@SaburoOkita

4 жыл бұрын

Milton Jones Keynes, aka Milton JK

@josephinebennington7247

3 жыл бұрын

Would that be after the Keynesian theory?

@ILoveDawko

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephinebennington7247 I think you're talking about this and if you are please just know that I love it kzread.info/dash/bejne/fZuJx8-PZMXYdLg.html

@josephinebennington7247

3 жыл бұрын

Alan Alansan . Actually, no. I was playing on the name of the financial theorist Keynes.

Chris Addison is like a posh Jasper Carrott.

I miss Chris Addison, he had some world class moments.

@E-A-Z-Y

4 жыл бұрын

Shame he passed so young

@iz723

4 жыл бұрын

@@E-A-Z-Y what

@Alex-dy2eb

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not dead!

@budzion8800

3 жыл бұрын

He was never funny

@carlisroy6666

2 жыл бұрын

He's brilliant in The Thick Of It.

“A bit Third Reich-y” 😂😂😂

I was having a drink at the Pain au Chocolait moment. I need a clean shirt

@BeanMachine360

4 жыл бұрын

Its a year late but i found one

@panda4247

3 жыл бұрын

Do you need to get rid of some brown stains? Try the new cleanser... ;)

I love Milton Jones!

I love my KZread recommendations.

I absolutely agree with Chris. 👍👍🤣🤣🤣

Go to Japan and you'll see the version of The Packers Vs The Dolphins that you expected.

@kodomotachi1

4 жыл бұрын

Go to the Faroes

@retroray58warby98

3 жыл бұрын

Cruel but fair, lol.

@alexsmith321

3 жыл бұрын

Nailed it.

America? Hoo lots of ammuntion with that topic, as well as literal ammunition

Fast forward to 3:40 if you want to see Milton Jones...

Who needs the other two when you have Milton Jones?

@kingda117

4 жыл бұрын

Lobster tastes divine, but there are times when bacon or chicken seem heaven sent. I like them all.

@craigk621

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingda117 you only really appreciate Lobster when you've tasted the other two first.

@rebelraccoon9018

4 жыл бұрын

@@craigk621 you guys are barbaric😥

Chris Addison gets hashtagged, Milton Jones is in the title, yet Ava Vidal isn't even listed in the description.

@watvid1

4 жыл бұрын

Cause she's shit

@bruhmoment1835

3 жыл бұрын

She wasn't funny.

@WillMiall

3 жыл бұрын

So if someone isn't to your humour, they don't exist? Ok great argument.

@bruhmoment1835

3 жыл бұрын

@@WillMiall Wasn't arguing. The audience members aren't mentioned either, and I'd say they had more of a meaningful contribution to the clip.

@scrumpyhunter8561

3 жыл бұрын

Who?

Whatever Chris was on, it worked 😂

@sugarnads

4 жыл бұрын

Trawlerfly him n acaster and ed byrne are bloody hilarious

I need to cut out and send that bit about the Bears and the Cowboys to my friends who are fans of both... they ARE a disappointment. 🤣

Milton, milton milton... thanks mate

Bears Vs. Cowboys sounds like a pretty epic idea.

I love Ava Vidal's hair.

Milton Jones is the New Tommy Cooper

@biggusdickkus2956

2 жыл бұрын

Only Milton doesn't beat up women.

Everyone face throughout all of Miltons set just screams “oh for fuck sake fair enough”

thank you, that doesn't normally work

My ears are burning, people are talking about me.

they were all pretty funny

@biggusdickkus2956

2 жыл бұрын

That's a great attitude. 😊

just skip to 3:47 for the funny bit

How do they pick the titles for these clips? Do they choose a random timestamp and then riff on the sentence that it happens to coincide with?

@beeble2003

2 жыл бұрын

11% of the video (35s out of 317s) was Milton Jones being disappointed with American football. Seems like a reasonable chice of title to me. What's the problem?

@Myzelfa

2 жыл бұрын

@@beeble2003 You really think a topic comprising 11% of the video's total deserves to be the basis of the title?

@beeble2003

2 жыл бұрын

@@Myzelfa It's one of the largest topics covered in the video so, yes, it seems reasonable to me. It's not like it's some passing remark or that the other 89% of the video is all about one thing. What do you suggest as an alternative? "Scenes we'd like to see with Ava Vidal, Chris Addison and Milton Jones - Mock the Week" is a possibility, but it's rather long and people are much more likely to remember the video as "The one where Milton Jones is disappointed about American football" than "The one with Ava Vidal, Chris Addison and Milton Jones in it." Maybe there is a better title for this video but I really don't see anything objectionable about the one they chose.

Why do I keep seeing ads for Mexican google?

Here in the states we have a soy shake called Soylent. Another brilliant name that went through the marketing and sanitization process The company has no sense of humor since they take some issues with the fact that people put gifs on their ads with Charlton Heston yelling... ITS MADE OF PEOPLE!!!

1:00 Hahahahaha violence against kids is funny innit?

All good

Too much truth in that first joke. I gotta call my mum one of these days.

Ah, Ava. Fucking love her.

Ava’s hair looks like Mickey Mouse ears.

Ouch - the bit on parenting is more insightful than funny.

@WJC1981

3 жыл бұрын

Not really

@toucheturtle...6547

3 жыл бұрын

Dara looked so uncomfortable with that set....

shant tell

Ava Vidal looks like Minnie Mouse just heard that Mickey died... On an upbeat point, she’s a funny gal!

@nakkadu

2 жыл бұрын

Is she?....so which bit was funny?.....the but when she talked about physically abusing her son or the bit where she talked about mentally abusing her son? Or was it the bit where she acknowledged that men's problems are caused by women? I missed the funny but you'll have to explain.

@beeble2003

2 жыл бұрын

@@nakkadu Which bit of Milton's was funny? The part where he fat-shamed someone or the part where he pretended to be too stupid to understand American football teams? Maybe comedy isn't supposed to be taken literally?

@nakkadu

2 жыл бұрын

@@beeble2003 All of Milton's bits were funny, if you think making a joke about a fictional overweight person is the same as laughing about physically and emotionally abusing your own son are equivalent then you are an actual sociopath.

@beeble2003

2 жыл бұрын

@@nakkadu You correctly identified Milton's routine as total fiction. Why do you assume that Ava's is factual?

@nakkadu

2 жыл бұрын

@@beeble2003 Because she's talking about her son who is a real person....even if what she's saying is fiction based on real people, I personally don't find jokes about abusing her kids funny, if you do then fine, comedy is subjective...but I don't think you should let too many people know that you think gags about child abuse are funny. Just as a thought experiment, would you find it funny if a man joked about raping someone or about beating his wife?.....is that your thing?

who else skipped straight to Milton?

Why? They're a great band.

Bit puzzled why the subject performer of the title doesn't appear until 3:41 of a 5:18 video.

@beeble2003

2 жыл бұрын

What title would you prefer? I suppose they could just list the performers but mentioning a significant part of the content seems reasonable to me.

That lady's 'humour' was flipping dark.. 😲

@rattusnorvegicus4380

4 жыл бұрын

Nice legs and pretty eyes though...and cool Mickey Mouse hair.

@SilverEye91

4 жыл бұрын

@@rattusnorvegicus4380 This is why all men are labeled as sexists. Fucking hell mate...

@SilverEye91

4 жыл бұрын

@Axl Dave She's not going to see it. You just made an objectification of someone, that's all you did. It wasn't a compliment, and you know it.

@SilverEye91

4 жыл бұрын

@Axl Dave That's not what that word means idiot.

@SilverEye91

4 жыл бұрын

@Axl Dave You're fucking stupid... Read up on the definition of words before you make an ass out of yourself next time.

This comment section is mostly topsy turvey.

The woman at the beginning’s delivery is terrible until the last joke, which she spoiled by keeping talking… Back to the clubs with thee!

@grahamengland2743

2 жыл бұрын

She talks instead of telling jokes

Americans would never say they "fit kitchens." They'd say they 'install kitchens' or even 'do kitchens.'

@majorcatastrophe2829

3 жыл бұрын

But then the joke wouldn't work...

@3506Dodge

3 жыл бұрын

@@majorcatastrophe2829 exactly.....jokes have to have some kernel of truth to work.

@annoyingfoothold

3 жыл бұрын

How about this then: the hypothetical American knew that he was talking to a Brit and decided to use language that Milton would be most familiar with?

@beeble2003

2 жыл бұрын

@@3506Dodge The kernel of truth is in the other part of the joke, not the precise words that are put in the fictional person's mouth.

@3506Dodge

2 жыл бұрын

@@beeble2003 "truth"?

Just waiting for Milton to start the comdey

Her son rabbits on a lot. Tree, meet apple.

Grow a set and add Ava Vidal to the title!

@dermotosullivan3065

Жыл бұрын

She was useless and sexist

Skip to 3.46

An American would never say "fitted kitchens".

So are a lot of Americans.

@BeanMachine360

4 жыл бұрын

And quite allot of the middle east chanting "death to the west" really is the height of disappointment

Milton starts 3:40 mins into 5 min video. Milton Jones Was not the only one Disappointed

well dont tell milton to go to new zealand to watch the all blacks play rubgy, coz they aint all black

Someone tell her it's a comedy programme.

@biggusdickkus2956

2 жыл бұрын

Someone explain to you there's different types of comedy. I can explain it but l can't understand it for you.

Milton stole the show , as ever ! Brilliant piss take of the yanks ! The other two comedians were just mildly amusing .

@Master_Petes_Theater

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a "Yank" and I love Milton...and jokes about America! 😁

The entire world is disappointed with American football. It’s not even a game.

I just knew when I saw a woman appear that she would come up with a sexist 'joke'. Actually it was just a piece of gratuitous nastiness.

I was disappointed by this video until Milton Jones actually started.

At long last milton is funny

The first woman that came on was about as funny as watching paint dry. I'd have said she was boring but she actually went beyond that, somehow. What on earth were the producers thinking of, when they invited her?

@davesmith9325

3 жыл бұрын

Probably diversity targets ?

@biggusdickkus2956

2 жыл бұрын

Just because her humour isn't yours doesn't mean she's not funny, l like a wide range of humour from slapstick to savage satire. Hers is a monologue type on human behaviour and its worst features.

@fredneecher1746

Жыл бұрын

@@biggusdickkus2956 It wasn't humour. It was just saying hitting boys and screwing up men is fun, just because.

0:42 feminism

Funny part starts 3:55.

The comedy starts at 1:47.

@BeanMachine360

4 жыл бұрын

Hey i thought the first one was mildly amusing, not as much as the others

That is what you do (when youre a single mother)

Anyone who thinks these subjects are random need help

That woman is a psychopath and not funny at all.

Up to 1.40 forget it, to 3.50 hmm, Milton saves the day thereafter... no change there then.

🔥🔥 *how to live without football???* 1:16 💛💝🧡 👇 👇 👇 👇💓

@simeonbaumel7293

4 жыл бұрын

Very easily.

@BeanMachine360

4 жыл бұрын

VERY easily last i checked going without rugb-(COUGH) foot ball doesnt lead to instant death i had my sport-kill-switch-organ removed anyway

First

@Prince__Teclis

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody cares.

@BeanMachine360

4 жыл бұрын

Nope im first, year too early mate

Judi love, a comedienne ? Not even close, surely a case of false advertising 🤬

She was about as humorous as a root canal with no anesthesia

@biggusdickkus2956

2 жыл бұрын

There's people pay good money for that kind of thing as pleasure.

@Billy_Mandalay

5 ай бұрын

ikr

funny bit starts at 5:18 You are welcome

@inactive1572

4 жыл бұрын

I wish comments showed dislikes

@johnmonk66

4 жыл бұрын

@@inactive1572 they do

@inactive1572

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnmonk66 no I mean how many they have

@BeanMachine360

4 жыл бұрын

the funny bit starts at 23:11 actually

@johnmonk66

4 жыл бұрын

@@BeanMachine360 are you an idiot?

Is the first woman supposed to be a comedian?

that black woman gave most womens game away. ive always known thats true, we all do, but to finally hear a woman admit it is funny.

The "fitting kitchens" joke doesn't actually work because NO American would even understand that "fitting" something is how Brits say "installing", never mind put those words together in that order.

@Ogrethephreak

4 жыл бұрын

I understood exactly what he meant, and I'm from Texas.

@jackphantom

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ogrethephreak Yes but you wouldn't say it that way.

@Ogrethephreak

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackphantom yeah, but I'm not a kitchen fitter

@SilverEye91

4 жыл бұрын

It's a good thing the joke is told to Brits then.

@BeanMachine360

4 жыл бұрын

Its good that the joke is on UK Telly then isnt it keep in mind that this was never intended for americans

The woman at the beginning was painful, not sure which part was funny....guessing it was the hair or the, the, the...no, I got nothing.

Female comedians 😴😴😴😴😴

Fucking hell, this program has lost its way.

So why is half the video not milton but a not funny woman