Dara O’Brien once said that Milton is the most edited guy on there as his lines cause the others to laugh so much they have to edit out chunks of time where it’s just the audience and the other comedians giggling like kids.

@malcolmjohnston7873

2 жыл бұрын

That I could well imagine. He has me in stitches!

@angelinecheongyw2352

2 жыл бұрын

@@malcolmjohnston7873 Mnnmbnmmh HD

@ifyoureadthisyoudi

7 ай бұрын

Is there a link to an interview where Dara said this?

@mauricedorreboom5388

2 ай бұрын

I remember those "Lighthouse Keeper" jokes he did ... those had everybody roaring.

"How's your lucky pencil case now" 😂

@abbaslegend9214

4 жыл бұрын

7:06 😂😂

@changvasejarik62

11 ай бұрын

To ye more mathetically minded reading this. Was that a legit question/ question fragment?

@ElegantSpud

7 ай бұрын

I about soiled my dungarees the first time I saw that one. Still cracks me up every time I see it. Brilliant.

I would love to see Milton on TASKMASTER! He'd have the Taskmaster, the other contestants, and the audience in stitches all the time!

@adampeckitt2391

Ай бұрын

He'd be carnage 🤣

He is absolutely brilliant, no need for filth just super comedy.

He is the current genius of one line, absurd, surreal comedy. It does take a special talent to come up with that stuff and ignore the generic stuff others come out with. No knob gags, no easy lines, just pure “weird” stuff.

@StanleypeterDickinson

14 күн бұрын

It doesn't work for me. I'm retired and my bike was stollen outside the cake shop

The one comedian whose line you can’t wait for! Genius.

"Look! An ancient African city!" "From the makers of Timbuk One..."

@RitchieLion

2 жыл бұрын

"It looks like a runner bean, only smaller" "From the makers of Mange One..."

@bashirlone624

5 ай бұрын

Is it a part of a trilogy...

@terranceparsons5185

4 ай бұрын

​@@bashirlone624the third one was from the makers of Cocka One.

Oh my. The fricking LEVEL that he's consistently delivering these lines at! That's superb. And for most/all of them to be clean jokes, that's what the best are made of.

Miltons miind works in strange but hilarious ways. Genius

He's certainly unique. Some real absurdist type stuff at points.

@katherinewolfe

2 жыл бұрын

"I am the Messiah - and the Queen is a biscuit!" and then swimming off the stage is the weirdest, funniest thing I've seen since Robin Williams died.

@applejuice5272

2 жыл бұрын

@@katherinewolfe "I think that was a floating voter."

@jeanmichellelaurent

2 жыл бұрын

Like he's not an edgy low brow comedian but I love his goofy British wit

"Today we'll be finding out how the queen arrived in Australia but first..." That is one funny line, I enjoyed that one the most

Clean as a whistle and the best because of it ....genius Milton rave on .

Can listen to him day and night.

People like Milton Jones and Tim Vine are proof that swearing doesn't always equal funny.

1:35 I am almost certain, that was a floating voter.

@OldGravy2005

3 жыл бұрын

They shouldn’t have cut that out!

Absolute genius. I love the train joke...I know a short cut.

Would have been better if you put the topic up before Milton's bit.

He really brings out my Roaring Laughter

Ahhh Milton. The strangest source of laughs I have had the pleasure of being immensely amused by.

You missed out. “Anyone can cook this. You can’t Beatrice. Sorry you can’t beat rice” and “Ve in ze german city of cologne haf a fragrance called Birmingham” but the ones you included are AMAZING

@kylestubbs8867

3 жыл бұрын

This is part 1. Check the others.

@johnsupernaw7290

2 жыл бұрын

"You can't beat rice" is one of the absolute best jokes I have ever heard in my entire 54 years. That one isn't gold - its platinum.

@VinnySlouth

Жыл бұрын

@@johnsupernaw7290 According to the latest list I'd say 3 tons of Rhodium, and his befuddled walk off clinches it! Rhodium (Rh) - $15,250/troy ounce. Iridium (Ir) - $4,750/troy ounce. Palladium (Pd) - $2,027/troy ounce. Gold (Au) - $1,723.55/troy ounce. Platinum - $889/troy ounce.

Just love - Baby tennis umpires sitting in their highchairs, shouting Deuce, deuce!!

I think the luggagy sushi is maybe my favourite ever joke!

@noeldarby1635

2 жыл бұрын

My fave is stew francis......'when I was a cop I worked undercover as a pimp,a punter wanted a 3some with menstruating woman......so I err pulled a few strings ' belter !!

I love Milton, he is the best, so funny!

"they taste luggagey" lolol.

Him and Gary Delaney are the best

This guy does it without using a lot of cursing and innuendos. He is brilliant.... and those shirts, the British should consider his wardrobe a national treasure. 🏆

I would love to see this man in a star role in a movie!

@nedim_guitar

2 жыл бұрын

@Ross Hall Thanks!

He's a bloody genius!

The Dalmations one was absolute savage lmao

@iim4xii129

2 жыл бұрын

Fuckin chav

Simple one liners but yet funny. Milton is so quick whitted.

2:54 🤣 I really shouldn't watch Mock The Week while eating breakfast!

Milton's a genius and love the occasional really dark jokes that really catches you off guard.

Oy Milton leave Aussies alone! 🤣🤣🇦🇺🥰

@donmontague4107

Жыл бұрын

Isn't it the Aussies who should leave us alone... the point is there are bloody masses of them - most of whom compete with the natives in the service industry.

@user-vy8ff8cl2i

3 ай бұрын

Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy!!!

Watching this guy made me laugh so hard i nearly peed myself.absolute genius he is with his one limer jokes

Hi my names sue barker, you may remember my dad, chew barker what a joke what a comedian.

His style is very old school like Marty Feldman or such. Very witty and unique. I wonder what the show would've been like if Eric Morcambe or John Cleese was on

I love the joke about how he lost control of a bus 🤣

Milton's 🎶 destiny is to be the King of Pun! 🎶

No one does surreal humor like Milton. The guy is a comic genius. I wonder what his dreams are like.

I really think you should of left in Hugh's retort to Milton's The queen is a biscuit joke.

@toucheturtle...6547

3 жыл бұрын

Floating voter

@crazyman8472

2 жыл бұрын

@@toucheturtle...6547 Even Milton laughed at that one! 😜

4:52 An age old question, finally put to rest.

@kylestubbs8867

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant.

Milton went to the store to buy some Beyond Meat. He found out that the cows were from Alpha Centauri.

I used to drink strongbow with my mate dave and he was killed by an arrow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4:52 “This is Fox News…” Oh, if only it was. 😜

"Look an ancient African city from the makers of Timbuk one...."😂😂😂

The moment I heard that ‘they say criminals always return to the scene of the crime’ joke, I knew we were off to the races. Easily one my favorite contestants on MTW

4:50 i love how it abruptly cuts off Andy Parsons

@daruddock

4 ай бұрын

Should be the standard for every show

Love him🤣🖖

A genius who got me where I am today. Does anybody know where I am?

11:33 Hi Josh

Psml every time I watch milton

Weird humour, I love it.

Genius

A biscuit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:38 It’s too bad you cut out Hugh’s response because it was the perfect complement to Milton’s joke.

Tricky, isn't it, when you're the captain of a ship and a moth. You see a lighthouse. You know you shouldn't, BUT.....

(Lighthouse in the tempest question mark) DNA!

Welcome to the bakery

@Master_Petes_Theater

3 жыл бұрын

One of his funniest lines! 👍🏻😂

3:56

DNA is in his humor because, Humor is in his DNA, which isn't easy with letters like ACGT.

I pity the other comedians. Not matter how good their jokes are It's tough keeping up with the Jones's.

@toucheturtle...6547

3 жыл бұрын

Ed Byrne said exactly that....

the umpire high chair joke was the biggest brain joke I’ve heard

MEN 3:55

13:00

I want to see his shirt collection

The dna joke is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The man is genius, on par with Steven Wright and Emo Philips

Milton reminds of of Lionel Messi

1:35 wait didn't Hugh Dennis say "I think that was a floating voter!"

Well the Kiev joke sure hasn't aged well

"Women divers" 😆😆😆

8:20 why’s he so fast

turn the lights out she said.. what about the boats said the lighthouse keeper

@ElegantSpud

7 ай бұрын

That whole run of lighthouse jokes was utterly brilliant. His delivery is so perfect.

WeLcOmE To ThE BaKeRy

12:22

It was so good to see Russell Howard….. say nothing!

@davesmith9325

9 ай бұрын

Even better we didnt see nish kumar at all

Milton would be a really cool guy to be married to.....

@janel342

2 жыл бұрын

Only if you wear shades at breakfast

Frankie may have been the best, but Milton got just as many if not more laughs out of me with his absurd humor. I nominate him to be next cyberman king.

Is that a terrible flan or a really good quiche?

pml lol omg ... x hahaha

Pencil case joke?

Waiting for first jenny joke...

What's the bleedin' time? 11 minutes 40 Seconds was booked. This s light wee Kari never goes out.

What was the sushi one? It was a bit muffled

@jamessteers4214

4 жыл бұрын

Sushi is served on a moving conveyor belt in sushi restaurants. The luggage reclaim at airports also has moving conveyor belts. The guy mistook the baggage reclaim for the sushi conveyor belt.

@ChallengeCommander

4 жыл бұрын

It certainly was a slow burner for Dara

@paulshubsachs4977

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChallengeCommander .....but, if you knew sushi like I know sushi....

Can anyone explain the sausage joke?

@changvasejarik62

11 ай бұрын

10:13 it involves a sausage mascot from Lincolnshire used in the Olympics that looks like Dara.

Not bad at accents either

8:13 yhey do taste like a??

H

Only one objection. Steffi Graf didn’t have huge biceps🤣🤣In fact she had one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen especially the legs….

Other "comedians" should learn that you don't have to be obscene to be funny.

First

Wow, that New Orleans joke was in spectacularly bad taste. But the rest was amazing, as always.

I loved him on MTW, so went to see him live. Awful. Worst stand up I’ve seen

@ElegantSpud

7 ай бұрын

What was bad about it?

@ebola1974

6 ай бұрын

@@ElegantSpud A lot of the jokes were ones he had said before on MTW, so obviously his jokes on that were not thought up on the spot and the standup routine just didn't seem to flow. I was really disappointed and so was the wife as we found him to be really funny on MTW

Milton Jones gives me the creeps . . . It's only a matter of time before everyone finds out what he's done!

@Master_Petes_Theater

3 жыл бұрын

Do you care to elaborate? 🙄