Him & Tim Vine are amazing.

One of the best all round comedians I've heard.

That. Opening. This man finished the comedic quest for the greatest opening of all time.

@craigdow6038

9 жыл бұрын

wrong.... see - George Carlin 'Modern Man'. Without doubt the best start to a stand-up routine, of all time.

@marcmelander1815

9 жыл бұрын

Craig Dow Indeed. Carlin is an absolute god. Jerry Seinfeld amongst others owes his career to the man. 'More shit from the bogus captain...' !

@MrDaiseymay

6 жыл бұрын

NURSE !!!! HE'S ESCAPED AGAIN !!

@interestedbystander196

4 жыл бұрын

I saw Lee Evans do this exact thing a few years ago.

@franzfleischer3476

3 жыл бұрын

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Love Milton Jones, good old fashioned humour, not watched him for years, this cheered me up.

this kind of stand up is so difficult to succeed with - to be that prolific in writing brilliant, original one liners and use wordplay so ingeniously - just fantastic!

Milton the genius comedian ! Like a good wine he just gets better and better ! Wonderfully incisive but never offensive . He never disappoints .

@DavidHoins

4 ай бұрын

Typical ex British teacher scrapping the bottom of the barrel of comedy 😮 as funny as a stage four cancer diagnosis

Had the pleasure of meeting this man a few years ago in Dublin. He’s very quiet would you believe

@samthompson2980

3 ай бұрын

Lots of comedians are - lots of people use humour as a defence mechanism ❤

Great audicence. Made him very welcome

That beginning sums up Milton perfectly. Random, yet hilarious.

@Nautilus1972

4 жыл бұрын

That was the opposite of random.

To some he is an acquired taste, to others he can be annoying. To me he is just the best.

National treasure.

I just adore him. His deranged take on the English language has me in paroxyms.

Agree w last comment so much. Instead of scraping the barrel with four-letter words and pathetic profanity Milton is non-stop witty and hilarious. He gets huge laughs from huge audiences, giving sheer delight to all rather than making us wince. That is true comedy. Good on you, Milton. X

@thegraciefighter102

Жыл бұрын

He’s great but profanity can be funny and appropriate in the right context

@tomharrison1849

7 ай бұрын

​@thegraciefighter102 Is the wrong answer.

@zitadesa8911

3 ай бұрын

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@buzoff4642

3 ай бұрын

Yes, great ones don't need to go there. - Johnny Carson: I went to a riot, and a hockey game broke out. - Emo Phillips: I was pushing a baby through Central Park and it kept crying and crying so I finally had to go back and get the carriage. - Jerry Seinfeld: Laundry is party time for your clothes, they're all in the washing machine dancing together.

@user-ob1oi7kn2w

Ай бұрын

.......

Have seen Milton 3 times brilliant, about time he released a new DVD

@albertusmagnus5829

5 ай бұрын

What is a DVD :-)

@whufciironworkes

5 ай бұрын

@@albertusmagnus5829 A DVD is a silver round disc which contains a video

he is truly amazing, he speaks alot less than most comedians, but keeps the audience with him the whole way through

I would describe this as God level Dad jokes.

It's nice to have alternative comedy, we all have our favourites, difficult to make people laugh

Fantastic comedian, good old fashioned comedy, love it ,

"..My other grandfather" Had them crying

The man is a genius. So quick witted

@deanmoore4337

5 жыл бұрын

Quick ????

i think he's great no profanity, no filth, no controversy....just good old fashioned humour

@Manofmanytallets

9 жыл бұрын

You nailed it !!

@iwakuraSanta

9 жыл бұрын

***** he is a christian

@Manofmanytallets

9 жыл бұрын

arrgh garry I think thats why i like him so much!!

@bartnapi

8 жыл бұрын

+fruitcake4t sum up: boring!

@albertmccready478

7 жыл бұрын

spot on fruitcake

That entry.

Fantastic 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

This is amazing.

Funny.... thanks for sharing!!

Pure genius 👍

You are more likely to be injured if you've got a massive head. Spoken like a true comedian - who works with Dara O'Briain

I love this guy.

That "massive head injuries" bit had me rolling.

He's a very cleaver man ,and a very funny man too ,I just love the one liners

@garyinspain

Жыл бұрын

yes he's hilarious but be careful of his cleaver

Brilliant!

Brilliant, as always

The deadpan look is funny as fook too. That’s a very confused looking man. Good God he’s good.

Class!!

Amazing funny Man

gorgeous

Thanks for the laughs here in the Philippines.

@lioneljonson161

Жыл бұрын

Are you in the Philippines? Wow that’s amazing!

BRILLIANT!

*_Dave's One Night Stand_* (S2, Ep4; May 5, 2011) Olympic Theater Dublin Pt.3: Milton Jones

This guy is hilarious!!!

@AlexRooneyComposer

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't expect to see you here. Rock on 🤘🤘

Brilliant.

great comedian :) loved it

Genius!

Milton never fails to make me laugh!

Super super super excellent ! Gréât humour !!!!!!

Lionel Richie: “I sometimes see your pants outside my door”. 🧐

I actually did that when i was arrested for shoplifting...they said anything you say will be taken down in evidence...Do you have anything to say? I said, Stop hitting me, please OWWWW, why are you hitting me. They let me go with warning!

I nearly died at the hepatitis lines!

@hainsay

7 жыл бұрын

You liked the lines about hepatitis, eh?

@davycrocket726

5 жыл бұрын

Red

@clickrick

4 жыл бұрын

You should have got vaccinated, then.

Genius advice that last one haha.

I almost died of an overdose of puns!

No. It is "Danny Bhoy Funny Opening" on youtube :)

But what about his other grandfather?

@DanTheDangerousePig

7 жыл бұрын

Or the other?

@WindRises100

6 жыл бұрын

Dan The Dangerous Pig or the other?

@offensive_name6123

5 жыл бұрын

Ayy!

@bigron766

3 жыл бұрын

@MichaelKingsfordGray deep

Reminds me of Stephen Ireland who has lots of grand mothers!

Hello *crowd laughs* that's when you know this guy is good

@davidedwards3361

6 жыл бұрын

Not necessarily good. 'Hello' is the next word in the song that was played. That was the joke, not him just randomly saying 'hello'.

The daughter joke is so funny 😂

funny funny funny man

He really is rather good. You can actually believe that his jokes were written by him too, and surely its pretty unusual to come up with so many original one-liners. How does he do it... shouldve joined the Pythons with that quality of utter sillyness :p

@craigdow6038

9 жыл бұрын

He's too young.

@MrDaiseymay

6 жыл бұрын

WHAT FOR DOCTOR ?

@johnmalone3009

5 жыл бұрын

Ask Tim vine about one liners

@unglemergy

4 жыл бұрын

and hooooooow does he do it - seinfeld also stfu

loooool at the Melony joke xD

Cheerios joke is superb

yes

When I was younger I remember seeing tents in a graveyard and thinking there must be some merit badge for sleeping in a graveyard, I was reassured to find they just didn't wand all the dirt to get washed back into the hole.

Love how he breaks character at around 4:50

This guy....should write the penguin jokes.

@Adam7ep

3 ай бұрын

True

epic reply! hahaha

Very funny guy.

so good as somebody said no swearing just funny.

i can see it in your eyes

Ahahah I love him

I once saw a T-shirt with a Where's Wally picture on the front but Wally's face was Lionel Ritchie

He's like a deadpan Tim Vine.

@hazahaxa

9 жыл бұрын

Except when he's not, obviously.

@standardofexcellence

7 жыл бұрын

Douche Bag hi douche bag

@hazahaxa

7 жыл бұрын

robert shelton Hello

@davidcopson5800

4 жыл бұрын

@@hazahaxa Can't believe he didn't come back with, "is it me you're looking for?"

so is every recording

Was that chris slade from ac/dc in the audience

A genius

"My other grandfather was a genetic engineer who specialized in cloning. How else do you think I'd have so many grandfathers?"

ive heard half of his jokes on mock the week

@pleatedskirt18

8 жыл бұрын

+michael jagger ...and they are still funny!

hi

he should have done his "English theme pub" joke there

Alright Den!

I thought the intro was an Adele joke, but then I noticed the year.

@xxjoeyladxx

7 жыл бұрын

It's where she got the idea from...

@EvilTwin123

7 жыл бұрын

ugly chilean doorman Lionel Richie? Really? Elvis Presley? Beatles? Linda Ronstat? Taylor Swift and Justin Beiber are not the only musical acts.

Where did he get a Quagmire shirt?

Have you seen Danny Bhoy open a show with "bagpipes"?

My other grandfather...

"my other grandfather"

can someone explain the last joke about the police interrogation? thank you!

@sacha94xo

5 жыл бұрын

When he mentions recording the interview he's talking about audio recording (not video), so on the recording clapping your hands and saying ouch will sound like you're being hit by the police

@bestestinventions7032

5 жыл бұрын

thanks! got it now

so good no swearing just wit.

Proof that you can be funny without swearing.

@ArthurKnight1899

3 жыл бұрын

You can be funny in any away if you are funny....

Is it me You're Looking for?

the big black & white photo on the background, the guy that looked very serious. Who is that?

@paulroberts9704

5 жыл бұрын

His grandad

Jeez that takes balls to stand up in front of all those people and make them laugh.

@shifty2755

4 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump does that all the time.

Michael Douglas' long lost brother lol.

no, you both do...

Ahahahahaha legend

When you know some of these cause you watch to much mock the week.

There’s room for all kinds of comedy, the obscene and the ‘innocent’.

looks like matt bellamy in 15 years

its a part of his act

@davidcopson5800

4 жыл бұрын

What is?

@shifty2755

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidcopson5800 The middle bit.

Living proof that you don't have to use profanity to be funny.

@user-ob1oi7kn2w

Ай бұрын

Fuck no fuck ya dont fuck no das ray das fuckin rait oh fuck

Wow that was amazing. And thats coming from someone who enjoys Frankie Boyle's stuff.

@AE-gl6cb

8 жыл бұрын

Wow..you're able to enjoy more than one type of humour, amazing

@motokrack

6 жыл бұрын

im always shocked that he is religious , cant be many religious comedians , who people outside the religious like , i love him , very slightly on a tangent outside normal observational humor , but that together with a religious disposition must be very unique , an utterly likeable man with an original and very very funny perspective , and i can never understand that , it seems so alien to me t have such a wide berth but hilarious alternative perspective with humor , and to be religious , i mean that with the greatest of respect , but they seem so different as perspectives , theres no denying milton is a comedy master ,

@PalmBaiReader

5 жыл бұрын

@@AE-gl6cb 😂😂😂😂

Its called material, every comedian dose it,,

An IRISH ROBIN WILLIAMS