Mid-Sized Animal Control Man | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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Theo sits down with mid-sized animal control man, Marty Voiers, to learn what a day in the life of a wild animal wrangler is like. Marty tells us insane stories of being face-to-face with bobcats, just how sneaky these raccoons truly are and his thoughts on being the middle man between man and beast.
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@rustincole_w1339
3 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday Champ
@frankyeager2298
3 жыл бұрын
Don't change a Thang boi !!! Gang Gang Theo
@gofuckyourself5851
3 жыл бұрын
Have a window washer on next we see A LOT of crazy shit
@70love71
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all the entertainment! Theo is the GOAT of comedians / entertainer. Gang!
@emmawilliams5127
3 жыл бұрын
Trappers nose
These "regular people with interesting jobs" episodes are always so wholesome
@leftybronson8800
3 жыл бұрын
Or your life is twisted
@samuelthomson9765
3 жыл бұрын
@@leftybronson8800 lol and the eyeliner wearing, father resenting weenie enters the chat 🤣
@NanNanNABooBoo
3 жыл бұрын
Theo needs to bring Ted Nugent on!!! 💯 he's a real wildcat country boy, and is good at bullshit riffing, a real live wire...he's big on sobriety, hunts, plays the guitar, and is a manly freedom fighter...perfect guess..
@devinnnicole92
3 жыл бұрын
These episodes are my favorite!
@jamescody7956
3 жыл бұрын
@@leftybronson8800 weenie boy
Animal control guy: “I get a lot of rat work.” Theo: “Oh yea, so do I. Amen, brother.” GANG GANG
@Star-xq4tp
3 жыл бұрын
I saw that joke coming, but the dude missed it completely. damn shame really
@ptfarm1704
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he might not have known he was talking to the Rat King.
@Star-xq4tp
3 жыл бұрын
@@ptfarm1704 you’re probably right
@jaimeg9058
3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@Star-xq4tp
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaimeg9058 28:20-28:25
Theo telling this guy “be honest” 3x times is everything
“These otters look cute, but there are two otters in the back, beating the f*%# out of a carp.” 🐠. This man is a poet
@nq6508
11 ай бұрын
I became scared of otters this year after watching how vicious the giant ones are on KZread. They move around like snakes kind of and will rip you apart.
@curlyb
10 ай бұрын
Yep. He sure did say that.
Theo caught him so off guard with the “are they flame retardant?” Lmao 😂😂
@MJ-ix7wm
3 жыл бұрын
I haven't got that far but now I wanna know.
@Bushey4545
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaaaooo 😂 I just got to that part and I knew there had to be a comment about it
@Nunya7211
3 жыл бұрын
That guy was being so polite like “Um what is this guy asking me” 😂
@MJ-ix7wm
3 жыл бұрын
@@torched80 thanks. Dude was like, what...? I feel like they might be flame retardent tho. He did say they were tuff it sounded like.
@Stealth1919
3 жыл бұрын
Only Theo would ask if raccoons are flammable
“Every space is a crawl space when you’re big, huh?”
@BeauMedas
3 жыл бұрын
These episodes with real people, instead of just the same however many Comedians jackin eachother off for an hour and a half are the BEST!!! Let's hear something new, instead of a bunch of press-tour recycled material...
@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579
3 жыл бұрын
@@BeauMedas buuuuttt, I'm not sure I would want to listen to this guy on a random podcast. Theo is what makes these amazing. He can go back and forth with anybody, except maybe Bill burr 😂😂
@JamisonGallagher
3 жыл бұрын
@@BeauMedas facts. I can't tell you I've heard the same comedian go from TPW to Tigerbelly to TFATK to Bertcast ALL with the same stories and jokes. It's like they're working bits while on a promotional tour.
@BeauMedas
3 жыл бұрын
@@JamisonGallagher 🙌🙌 preach brotha.. they complain of morning radio hosts all asking them the same b.s. questions, then become the same thing on their podcast tour while there in town promoting whatever.. Kinda why most of the comedy poddies I'm into these days have a little more going on subject-wise, or a bit more of a theme or something, they all kinda start to run together of it's just chit chat w/ "insert comedian here" podcast... hence this dude talking about 'Coon Peckers for half an hour really did it for me!
@mysonandme8424
3 жыл бұрын
@@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579 it, for sure, wasn't Theo's fault...at all.
The way Theo free flows his weirdness when he has working class strangers on as guests and it makes them immediately comfortable is a thing of beauty. God Bless. Gang Gang.
"So how do you say your name?" "Marty .."
@cp-sh9nj
3 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it
@matthewdperkins
3 жыл бұрын
Seriously. So good. Not even scripted
@jtotherog
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao.
Lol, Theo spelling all the words he doesn’t say was great.
@nathanbell3237
3 жыл бұрын
Did he say labia?
@eyeTHC
3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t say the n-word” lol as if the guy was even considering that as appropriate. I love Theo
@joemccguirre7191
3 жыл бұрын
Lol he set the boundries at the go
@USNationalSecurityAgency
3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@mihai6400
3 жыл бұрын
@@USNationalSecurityAgency literally the first thing in the podcast
Theo: Are racoons flame retardant? Marty:.......? HAHAHA, classic.
@RiiCaRd09328
3 жыл бұрын
Hahah this was hilarious
@R3l3ntl3sss
3 жыл бұрын
They are
@jayro1329
3 жыл бұрын
That guy looked up like he might actually know or have tested that
@dragonzander4443
3 жыл бұрын
Classic Theo XD
@iancrom3320
3 жыл бұрын
can't stop laughing about it.
Theo’s interviewing ability + people who love what they do = magic
“The house wasn’t abandoned well it was still being built so pre abandoned” “How big a problem are raccoons? an you can be honest with me” JESUES 😂
My brain interpreted "Mid-Sized Animal Control Man" as "This episode will feature a mid-sized man who works in animal control." 😂❤
@capealio
3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@JarranTyler1987
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought 😂🤣😂🤣
@TheReformedSinner
3 жыл бұрын
I clicked so fast to see how tall the guy was
@firefly6147
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, heavyweight animal control men are completely different breed
@ebenabraham5401
3 жыл бұрын
Same
Oh my gosh. The way he asked about cursing and then said he'd studied the podcast to be a good guest was just so fucking wholesome.
@zaneedmondson1814
3 жыл бұрын
Great guy
@jimmywinter7961
9 ай бұрын
I thought that was so nice too, I was like "Bet you 40 bucks none of the celebrities did that shit
Listening to two fellow country folks talk about mid sized animalia is like a warm hug from your grandma.
@the0nlytrueprophet942
5 ай бұрын
‘Spring trap’ alone
Theo- “Who has birds ?!” “I have 5 birds” absolutely killed me 😭😭😂
@kitty10141
3 жыл бұрын
That was some funny shit gang gang
@ericomfg
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?!
Theo knows a thing or two about this stuff, he grew up in the stray animal belt. Gang
@larryleslie561
3 жыл бұрын
That was a knee slapper
@ggstorm9777
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@EddyG0rdo
3 жыл бұрын
Gang.
@SingleMaltBuckeye
3 жыл бұрын
Spending weekends burying dogs hit by cars.
@obitouchiha3990
3 жыл бұрын
He knows a thing or two because hes seen a thing or two... we are farmers .. bum pa dum pa dum pum pum
"a sheep is just a damn throw pillow full of dinner" hahaha
@auroraborealis13579
3 жыл бұрын
1:30:40
@auroraborealis13579
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114
Жыл бұрын
Love meat that's quite sad tho
Theo's skill is bringing regular folks on his show and making it interesting for 2 hours. Gang.
Theo asking the bizarre questions and this dude has all the answers to them. Great episode. Can’t find something like this anywhere else
Theo looks like he goes to reunions of high schools he never went to
@pdubzpyro
3 жыл бұрын
You drove.
@Stealth1919
3 жыл бұрын
He drives there in a hearse and consoles random people for no reason
@theamericanforester
3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@mankypancakes
3 жыл бұрын
People often confuse me for people they think they know, I should try this...
@supernamnam8110
3 жыл бұрын
And they'd be damn happy to have him there. Shoutout to u for rocking the MadGibbs DP
it's a good thing he warned him not to say labia.
@jonnygranville281
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣 lcracked up. Never in my 42 years have I worked labia into a conversation.
@amandal4419
3 жыл бұрын
@@jonnygranville281 except now 😂
@johnnie543
3 жыл бұрын
After he spelled all the other swear words first
@bartleskeet1623
3 жыл бұрын
“Well this one time I grabbed this raccoon right by the labia”
@jonnygranville281
3 жыл бұрын
@@bartleskeet1623 🤣😂👍
Theo asked if the possum crawls into the cow through the butt as a joke and it turned out to be true.... incredible.
@treyferguson2965
2 жыл бұрын
I've seen 4 of em come crawling out of a dead cow before. 2 through the butthole 2 through a hole in the stomach. There nasty animals.
@ersiefrost4699
2 жыл бұрын
@@treyferguson2965 my pet possum is nasty but adorably so.
@mowvu5380
8 ай бұрын
12:26 😂 i was reading your comment as it took place
"So it wasn't an abandoned house. It was a house that hadn't even been built yet - it was pre-abandoned."
“ my grandfather got me into trapping” they moving that dope heavy
@GriseldaBSF410
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@samuelthomson9765
3 жыл бұрын
I'm tellin you 🤣 gang gang
@johnnie543
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta start those dark arts at a young age bruh
@glasgowbhoy8711
3 жыл бұрын
The same code theo lives by.... keeping it in the family. Gang
@freshsdawg2214
3 жыл бұрын
Lool I knew I'd find this comment
The Blue collar worker episodes are the fucking best! Plumber, mortician, trucker, blind lady, fur trapper. Keep em comin Theo.
@billyconforto2291
3 жыл бұрын
That plumber was hilarious. Watched it twice.
@z1z2z3z
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget "A sex worker"
@darich.6132
3 жыл бұрын
@Devin Hutcheson kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4Ko2c-OlKqTnbA.html
@codymontgomery5316
3 жыл бұрын
Blind lady is a hell of a blue collar profession
@N8DulcimerOld
2 жыл бұрын
@@codymontgomery5316 well someones gotta do it..
Every time Theo says “be honest” I can’t stop laughing
Marty should start a podcast called “Stay Trappin”
The Rat King interviewing Animal Control. This is the kind of bi-partisianship we should all aspire to.
@Nunya7211
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
@modestmarionette7893
3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 indeed
@mankypancakes
3 жыл бұрын
gold comment man fair play to you
@doublelunger1978
3 жыл бұрын
Reaching across the aisle for sure
@ernesto3998
3 жыл бұрын
Corruption I call it
I was hoping a mid sized animal would come out of one of the fake plants and my mans would have to wrassle it.
@sharktoothgamingandfishing3524
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ggstorm9777
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@MJ-ix7wm
3 жыл бұрын
Not everyone knows about the difference in wrassle & wrestle.
@michellejones2427
3 жыл бұрын
@@MJ-ix7wm 🤣💀☠
@johnhall87
3 жыл бұрын
And that's a varmint
I love how theo keeps telling him to "be honest" about everything.
Theo interviewing everyday ppl is pure gold, every time.
Theo has the gift of bringing out people's inner goofiness and child like wonder. That's what makes every guest so great. Sometimes the RatKing is a little too unorthodox but he always reels them back in.
@mankypancakes
3 жыл бұрын
Insightful comment you have there 👌
@misternormL
3 жыл бұрын
Theo is an incredible human. The guest was very nervous at first
@CezaMVO
3 жыл бұрын
@@mankypancakes thanks!
@CezaMVO
3 жыл бұрын
@@misternormL yeah especially when theo says such random things that can come off confusing if you dont understand his humor
Mother nature can be cruel sometimes. -Voyer Damn that sounds like stepmother nature. -Theo
marty is the man. I love that theo can interview a gentleman like this respectfully . " sometimes you relocate them to the lord " LOL
as a fellow nuisance wildlife technician, i've never felt more seen, heard or represented. what a great episode lol.
Water zoo is the best description of a aquarium I’ve ever heard
I love when it's just everyday regular people as a guest. Gang gang baby ✌🏻
@SkilledFloorGuy
3 жыл бұрын
u can be my guest anytime. Gang
@smokeyplays7183
3 жыл бұрын
"Zara ,, do you love me ??"
Theo chatted with this guy for two hours and never once mentioned the chimpanzees that got out of the animal science place in mandeville that they had to trap and catch
@larrymcjones
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao impressive
@momofawildcat64
3 жыл бұрын
THEO is a humble man. Still to this day he suffers from PTSD from those very events.
Theo:Some animals, you relocate them to the lord.😂
@terryl7855
3 жыл бұрын
Some by way of the freezer 😉
@misternormL
3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting till he said something about the other ones xD
@jtotherog
3 жыл бұрын
I almost choked
That Foghorn Leghorn reference had me feeling nostalgic
@jonnygranville281
3 жыл бұрын
That was my son's favorite. Hes 16 now and we still quote it. Miss him being little. Feeling a little nostalgic too.
The look this trapper fella gave Theo when Theo asked if raccoons are flame retardant. 😆
"Yeah play a little bit a that man, that's Ted NUGGET."
"My Business deals with Racoons more and more every year" "Yep, there ya go... I knew it.."
“I do a lot of rat work” Theo: so do I The guy had no idea 🐀 👑
@misternormL
3 жыл бұрын
rofl 🐀 👑
@ericomfg
3 жыл бұрын
28:20
“ I’ve had Beaver before, the animal of course”
@jakkul26
3 жыл бұрын
I literally say that very thing before I tell people that beaver is one of the tastiest things I've ever eaten. It sounds too much like a joke if you aren't careful.
@larrymcjones
3 жыл бұрын
@@jakkul26 how does one cook beaver?
@jakkul26
3 жыл бұрын
@@larrymcjones I've never cooked it myself but the way I've had it was little round cuts in a gravy and as a stew. It's delicious.
“I got a text maybe a year ago someone telling me rabies is making a come back” for some reason I believe that is an actual text Theo would receive.
@goodrobot1
3 жыл бұрын
The rat kings gotta stay sharp on that small ground game.
@mjmcg73
3 жыл бұрын
I could also see Theo sending the text
@jwallace5674wv
3 жыл бұрын
@@mjmcg73 yup, he's cranking again
Only Theo would be original enough to interview everyday people. It’s so cool to see your average person get time to tell their stories.
I feel like Theo took us on a class field trip today. Really enjoyed this one!
@lionsmanexx
3 жыл бұрын
Gang
Theo always coming with the real world guests people with passion for what they do
@MrChuckSigler
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think this guy was on the real world with Theo but not sure
@tym5483
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrChuckSigler that was Road Rules daddybear
Animal control guy- “bootleg beaver 😆 “ Theo- “I’ve had some brother that’s for sure “ 😂
"If you wanna go out P-tommin, you gotta get a ladder from a guy."
“I guess everything is a crawl space when you’re big” 😂😂 bruh the guy got quiet 😂😂
I appreciate the real guests most famous people forget about us regular folks lol
@PaintTheMap009
3 жыл бұрын
@jess hall most are for sure
I love watching people try to figure out when or if he is being serious and calculating how to react to questions like “which animal really wants to be trapped?” Theo is a national treasure.
@joaolemes8757
2 жыл бұрын
"they call them forest shrimps sometimes"
"Bout 430, 5PM, we want that ladder" this man is something else 😆😂
“More like step-mother nature” lmfaooooooooo
@getthegoods420
3 жыл бұрын
dude that joke was next level adlib
At 0:20 Theo lists the menu of his Thanksgiving day family dinner as a kid.
@marcussebastian1437
3 жыл бұрын
LOL !!!!!
@Sam-um9nu
3 жыл бұрын
amazing
@bubblesculptor
3 жыл бұрын
Louisiana'n checking in, can confirm menu!
@misternormL
3 жыл бұрын
rofl
"You're just carrying the one, you haven't really solved the problem" 🤣 like it's so subtle but effective Theo is the funniest person alive right now hands down
I don't think i've ever cared about animal control but I was simply captivated by both of their accents lmfao
I’m a ranch manager and trapper in south Texas. I appreciate you doing this episode! GANG!
I love how interested Theo seems about "normal" jobs.
@baelricsteelfist7070
3 жыл бұрын
It's like a breath of fresh reality.
I chuckled and giggled like a Lil schoolgirl every time Theo called him Baby boy.
Theo is so natural at conversations that he’s able to create content with your neighbor. So easy to listen to these.
Imagine introducing yourself as "Voyeurs. More than one peeping Tom." What a great time to be alive.
@goofygoobergaming2818
3 жыл бұрын
It’s Voiers 😉
@admiralcrev5119
3 жыл бұрын
@@goofygoobergaming2818 Swing and a miss, that's how you spell his name, not how you spell Voyeurs the French word where it actually comes from, thank you for your contribution though.
I pray to the Lord that I never meet a "Hornet Beaver", but if I do, I sure hope there is a mid sized animal control man in the vicinity.
@CBastemeyer
3 жыл бұрын
Praise God for the mid sized animal control man!🙏
Theo: "If a skunk gets its nails done it's nearly a raccoon..." So unique bruh. Gang gang
Theo “hey bucko we got a coyote out here” Von
That's a beautifull title, I thought it reverred to the size of the man himself.
I like that Theo asked the man if raccoons are flame retardant.
Contact someone from 1800 got junk in Toronto! Craziest job I’ve had. Loved every second of it. Junk removal industry is crazy
You relocate them for the Lord might be one of the best lines I've ever heard
This is wonderful. He is an incredible at interviewing people. Knows how to show vulnerability - to earn the respect of people. And we need to see how their are great voices everywhere.
@mq6389
3 жыл бұрын
Okay sexy
@ryanstrasser9013
3 жыл бұрын
@@mq6389 You know girl... or boi...
@Nunya7211
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, and thank you for your service! He should interview a police officer, or maybe a Texas Ranger or US marshal!
@acorn8170
7 ай бұрын
This guy is great but I can't get it out of my head he sounds like Carl (sling blade)
Who else needed this podcast Thank you
I love me some Theo & Animalia
"Be honest, you do cat work?" 🤣🤣
This past weekend Theo gave another working man a platform. Refreshing in the age of podcasters chasing other famous people or those with “enough followers.”
This is like the perfect guest for Theo. Surprised he didnt ask him if he catches any Guinea Pigs, or as hipsters call them, G Pigs. "Water zoo" Is what seaquariums should be called from now on.
@treyferguson2965
2 жыл бұрын
Or hamsters
" I dont say Labia!" Lol, brilliant 😆
Theo interviewing everyday workers is like a kid in a candy store.
"I trap..." - *eyes Theo's mullet...
@GizziMoD
3 жыл бұрын
LOL!"!!!
Mountain Dew is what I imagine Theo was given instead of breast milk. Gang gang daddy
“Some animals ya relocate em to the lord, ya know what I’m sayin”
Theo showing that you ain't got to be a celebrity to be interesting..you don't have to be famous to be entertaining. A true man of the people. Gang
Thought the animal control guy was “mid sized”.
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
3 жыл бұрын
That’s what she said
@dannemannen18
3 жыл бұрын
Haha listened to the whole episode last week and NOW I get it. Thought he meant that the guy was middle sized.
Theos face when he mentioned eating beaver. 🤣
The “ You’re just carrying the one you haven’t really solved the problem” killed me
@jaydog909
3 жыл бұрын
That went over a lot of peoples heads. Theo is a southern intellectual. Gang Gang
dude, these interviews with real folks. Like this one and the turkey man...these are 10x more interesting than celebrities.
Plz do more interviews with blue collar people like him! They’re so interesting
My man said"You're just carrying the one, yeah you haven't really solved the problem." I'm dead theo
"You let a cougar go, they're gonna' get somebody." ~ Marty
So an opossum has a pouch...Thats magic. Those American roos.
"Forest shrimp they call em sometimes"😂🤣😂
honestly, these interviews with normal people are actually more entertaining. Good stuff!
"The house wasn't even built yet, so it was Pre-abandoned" I TELL YOU I CACKLED LIKE A MANIAC
Regular folk are more interesting and than celebrities any day of week including Sundays. Thanks Theo. Gang Gang
“Rats; I do a lot of rat work.” “Oh yea, So do I brother” 😂
Theo has a type of intelligence that is so interesting to me. Atypical and very sharp. The speed at which he processes is impressive. I've watched him with others and witnessed handfuls of jokes go right over the room. I find him too genuine to be funny when he doesn't want to be. Glad he's around
@keelsmac01
6 ай бұрын
Colon Ryan was the best!
"Now I've eaten beaver... the animal"