Microsoft Sucks

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Microsoft hit the big time when Bill Gates stole all the good ideas that Steve Jobs stole from actual talented people.
feat. / oneyng

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  • @sasaki8765
    @sasaki87654 жыл бұрын

    This video has aged extremely well.

  • @liltree8382

    @liltree8382

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sasaki Nah like my song says Fuck PlayStation🔫🔫🔫

  • @demogaming8895

    @demogaming8895

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@liltree8382 Yeah fuck playstation.

  • @elpibelol5005

    @elpibelol5005

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@liltree8382 Being an xbox fan is the same as being gay

  • @liltree8382

    @liltree8382

    4 жыл бұрын

    TheMasterofGames 💯Facts

  • @liltree8382

    @liltree8382

    4 жыл бұрын

    j 😡🤬PlayStation rhymes with Gaystation

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii6 жыл бұрын

    Now Nintendo is charging money to play Online. Thank You Microsoft.

  • @Migot1993

    @Migot1993

    6 жыл бұрын

    so if Nintendo want money for multip[layer so for me Nintendo is that same company what MS.

  • @suavepilled7647

    @suavepilled7647

    6 жыл бұрын

    atleast it isn't fucking 50 months a nanosecond and their servers actually work

  • @geoleavitt10

    @geoleavitt10

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's only $20 a year, includes cloud saves, and a wide, growing selection of NES games with online multiplayer. Beats XBox's $20 a month that was in place last I checked.

  • @HolyPetRel

    @HolyPetRel

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@geoleavitt10 oh and also snes games, and probably more console titles as well.

  • @germandragon8664

    @germandragon8664

    5 жыл бұрын

    My Problem with Nintendo is that how they try to kill all traces of the Wii U with the "Switch". First of all: the ports from the wii u to the switch. Kid: Dad, why does every game has "deluxe edition" written all over it? Dad: Do you want the game now which is the same game of an console nobody wants talk about none reason, just with new content which could have been practical as an 10 Dollars DLC? Second: Why the hell are the newest Title so frking boring, still so overhyped? Odyssey and BotW were like so empty (dispite being open world level) and not really benefictial at all for the main story, Fifa? Underflail(got to admit, the music is cool)? FARTNITE?!!?!?! Third: minor things. Look at the Wii U, in the menu you are getting greeted by a frking Mii you have created, many other miis from other players rush in to fill the empty Menu, then the Options, Icons, Games, ETC pops in.(When you have your birthday set, the wii U even gratulates you with a rebate coupon) And the Switch? I felt like they copy/pasted the nintendo DS menu just enlarged HD texture.

  • @jacksonbell3458
    @jacksonbell34582 ай бұрын

    This video continues to age like fine wine

  • @Dungeon00X

    @Dungeon00X

    2 ай бұрын

    It sure does 😂

  • @krazykatz97_1

    @krazykatz97_1

    Ай бұрын

    i love being spied on by my operating system when im talking in the group chat 😁😄

  • @justicejuiced262

    @justicejuiced262

    Ай бұрын

    @@krazykatz97_1my group calls it our ps5 guy, and we frequently catch ourselves saying some shit even the ps5 guy would be ashamed of. Not alerted, just ashamed😂😂😂

  • @krazykatz97_1

    @krazykatz97_1

    Ай бұрын

    @@justicejuiced262 ☠☠💀😭

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous48772 ай бұрын

    This video only gets better with age

  • @kevikiru

    @kevikiru

    Ай бұрын

    I thought so too. This is my first time watching it and it does seem like a Microsoft habit to suck!

  • @s1ndrome117
    @s1ndrome1174 жыл бұрын

    That's why i trust Soulja boy Console

  • @tristanmapusaga5269

    @tristanmapusaga5269

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @xenobestx8423

    @xenobestx8423

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

    @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @neobro234

    @neobro234

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @Saturn005

    @Saturn005

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @vansdan.
    @vansdan.4 жыл бұрын

    ever notice how you never see ants and microsoft in the same room?

  • @kiki4910

    @kiki4910

    3 жыл бұрын

    Except on the credits for antz

  • @kake2978

    @kake2978

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤯

  • @theamazingguy150

    @theamazingguy150

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also noticed how ants sometimes go inside your Xbox.

  • @andymcclurg9916

    @andymcclurg9916

    3 жыл бұрын

    Simple. Microsoft is run by a DVD copy of Antz, just sitting in a chair.

  • @shrekt8386

    @shrekt8386

    3 жыл бұрын

    You do. Just look at the execs.

  • @vidgamarr5126
    @vidgamarr51262 жыл бұрын

    Gabe Newell: “We want to continue growing the community by releasing free updates” Microsoft: wait, that’s *illegal*

  • @Iskolya.

    @Iskolya.

    Жыл бұрын

    thats the reason why tf2 dont have updates

  • @sunnysidedown404

    @sunnysidedown404

    8 ай бұрын

    Don't worry they have people with gambling addictions funding them ...maybe it's good people aren't following in VALVe's direction

  • @miamor6460

    @miamor6460

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Iskolya. Let it go dude, 17 years of throughout update.

  • @flamingo_with_tophat296

    @flamingo_with_tophat296

    7 ай бұрын

    @@miamor6460they could just put a little anti cheat in there wouldn’t be that hard tbh, I mean they’re still profiting and people are still playing

  • @poperat
    @poperat2 жыл бұрын

    these old dunkey videos never fail to get a laugh out of me even after seeing them so many times

  • @Reed5016

    @Reed5016

    Жыл бұрын

    Same.

  • @SkilletTom
    @SkilletTom8 жыл бұрын

    MICRO - SMALL ANTS ARE SMALL

  • @gardeningniceperson

    @gardeningniceperson

    8 жыл бұрын

    +-T S- coincidence? I think not

  • @peacefulltoucan

    @peacefulltoucan

    8 жыл бұрын

    +-T S- SOFT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *HARD* GETTING AN XBOX TO ACTUALLY WORK IS *HARD* *IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!*

  • @IrulewithLucas

    @IrulewithLucas

    8 жыл бұрын

    +LunarKestrel Well, the guy who originally created it was rich.

  • @dbonerr

    @dbonerr

    8 жыл бұрын

    +-T S- SOFT - SOFT ANT BITES ARE SOFT

  • @micnor14

    @micnor14

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Dawn Smith Someone should make a competitor company called "Macrohard" or "Megaha..." never mind.

  • @Abatteries
    @Abatteries5 жыл бұрын

    Wrong! You are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye! -Microsoft

  • @empress_0

    @empress_0

    4 жыл бұрын

    What video that have this quote? I forgot

  • @agenericguy1014

    @agenericguy1014

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nobody Care “Game critics” or something

  • @Abatteries

    @Abatteries

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nobody Care game critics part 2

  • @zdzxyd8001

    @zdzxyd8001

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nobody cares to you we love microsoft lol u know microsoft owns x box lol ur noob

  • @geraldolshaker5535

    @geraldolshaker5535

    4 жыл бұрын

    Microsoft bot #0103040 likes this comment

  • @johnnybaxter1953
    @johnnybaxter19532 жыл бұрын

    It’s amazing how almost every issue you mentioned is still prevalent 6 years later... everything this shit company touch turns to dust

  • @-tweeomoz-1786

    @-tweeomoz-1786

    2 жыл бұрын

    Just like EA, the shittier versions of King Midas

  • @jjthejetplane11

    @jjthejetplane11

    2 жыл бұрын

    RIGHT?!?

  • @matthewmellott1856

    @matthewmellott1856

    2 жыл бұрын

    I swear I watch this video once a year for a laugh and you’re not wrong buddy

  • @Cecil_Augus

    @Cecil_Augus

    Жыл бұрын

    @@matthewmellott1856 Microsoft is the fucking worst company of all of them. It's just ridiculous. Everything sucks. *E v e r y l i t t l e f u c k i n g t h i n g s u c k s*

  • @stepladder3257

    @stepladder3257

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s why I laugh at the New Vegas fanboys that say they will make Obsidian make NV 2

  • @dauntedcacti3713
    @dauntedcacti37132 ай бұрын

    How does one video age better than wine?

  • @ethanlozada4470
    @ethanlozada44708 жыл бұрын

    Never had these problems with the Gameboy

  • @ethanlozada4470

    @ethanlozada4470

    8 жыл бұрын

    *GameCube

  • @Raikeran

    @Raikeran

    8 жыл бұрын

    GameCube is life

  • @geico105

    @geico105

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cat Life You can play Malleo Kawrt Dubble Dish onlyne ya nigga

  • @ethanlozada4470

    @ethanlozada4470

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cat Life It's a joke dude

  • @wozz7771

    @wozz7771

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Ethan Lozada look at their channel, he/she is obvoously 11 and cant notice sarcasm

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy57384 жыл бұрын

    Microsoft: just do your thing Dunkey: *does his thing* Microsoft: you weren’t supposed to do that

  • @SomeGuy-my7en

    @SomeGuy-my7en

    4 жыл бұрын

    *supposed, just saying :)

  • @Unfortunatelydead.

    @Unfortunatelydead.

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@SomeGuy-my7en cool name :)

  • @manalsaad2430

    @manalsaad2430

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm you're 666th like

  • @TheObiareus

    @TheObiareus

    4 жыл бұрын

    TBF, if a company is paying you money to advertise their game, it’s probably good practice to not shit on it, despite whatever the company told you. Dunkey has made plenty of hilarious videos on terrible games in the past without shitting on them, it’s likely it wouldn’t have been too hard for him to do it when MS was literally paying him to do so. The rest of the arguments in this video are completely valid, and Microsoft deserves getting shit for lots of reasons, but in this case i think dunkey just made a mistake.

  • @trickyy5738

    @trickyy5738

    4 жыл бұрын

    TribuneAquila They should’ve known how he acts in his videos, he’s completely honest in his reviews and he’ll completely shit on a game if he wants to no matter if there is money in it or not, he’s not like IGN where they get a couple thousand dollars and give the game a 9/10

  • @MurkyTy
    @MurkyTy6 ай бұрын

    This video has aged even better.

  • @LordXaedin_AltAccount

    @LordXaedin_AltAccount

    6 ай бұрын

    its so sad how true it is. 😔

  • @j0s3ph61

    @j0s3ph61

    2 ай бұрын

    Seems like it will continue to age. Doesn't help that these companies seems to be one-upping each other on who can make the worst decisions.

  • @Skyace13
    @Skyace132 жыл бұрын

    This is for all the people who are excited about Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard

  • @wspencerwatkins

    @wspencerwatkins

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks, I was trying to remember throughout the whole video what I had heard Microsoft was acquiring recently. Blizzard has been so insanely corruptly corporate already for the past 10 or 15 years maybe it’ll cancel out somehow

  • @brown-eyedcheese5440

    @brown-eyedcheese5440

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jaguarp80 No no no, this is capitalism, the problem will only compound

  • @JohnRock.357

    @JohnRock.357

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, they changed CEO and got better than Sony.

  • @ivanayala3402

    @ivanayala3402

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JohnRock.357 nah we still got better exclusive’s

  • @JohnRock.357

    @JohnRock.357

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ivanayala3402 70 dollars for a story mode vs 500 games with only 10 dollars

  • @Paul-dh3cg
    @Paul-dh3cg3 жыл бұрын

    I always forget that this was made in 2015 until he says “ but it’s 2015 now”

  • @aye2you

    @aye2you

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same bruh

  • @Hyderomastgroningem0

    @Hyderomastgroningem0

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fuck me... Stephen Colbert was right...

  • @Akunai_

    @Akunai_

    3 жыл бұрын

    1:27

  • @atamir8339

    @atamir8339

    2 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t notice this and still went yea this is 2015 🤣

  • @daseapickleofjustice7231

    @daseapickleofjustice7231

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dam it's been 6 years, I don't like time

  • @OddworldCrash
    @OddworldCrash8 жыл бұрын

    "just do your thing" and then they get mad about your kind of humor? Wow, just wow...

  • @okapi_q

    @okapi_q

    8 жыл бұрын

    I mean, to be completely fair... The deal was, they were going to pay Dunkey to promote their game. Dunkey took the game and explicitly told people not to buy it. I'm not a Microsoft fan, but there is a difference between allowing your client to use their own style of humor to promote your product, and letting your client tell people that the product they're being paid to support is garbage.

  • @Witnessretire

    @Witnessretire

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Crump I think they should have said that he couldn't make fun of the product instead of them assuming that the person promoting it just to say they enjoy the game but hey maybe I'm dumb

  • @StoneAgedQ

    @StoneAgedQ

    8 жыл бұрын

    Not once in that video did he tell people to not buy it

  • @airzingis1169

    @airzingis1169

    8 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, there's no way Dunkey legitimately though that Microsoft would be cool with him bashing their game.

  • @annoying5andy

    @annoying5andy

    8 жыл бұрын

    "These people must have beaten this BORING ASS GAME". They were triggered and they cut off the deal.

  • @greengoblin4391
    @greengoblin43912 ай бұрын

    This is why animal well is not on Xbox lol

  • @Elden_Lean
    @Elden_Lean2 ай бұрын

    in 2024, this video is aging like exceedingly fine wine

  • @ThorDude

    @ThorDude

    Ай бұрын

    I'm out of the loop, what did they do now?

  • @FrostyBytes

    @FrostyBytes

    Ай бұрын

    8 strike moderation system ran by ai. Someone can bait you into an arguement and get you flagged. And its more severe than the punishments issued to people found cheating or using 3rd party software. They dont just com ban you they perma ban you. On yop of that. Xbox no longer has exclusives microsfoft all has their stuff on pc. Which isnt worth playing anyways. Halo infinite was an estimated 500milliom dollar game. And it averages 2000 players a day.. we could sit here all day and it wouldnt scratch the surface of microSOFT. ​@@ThorDude

  • @aheenobarbushenocied9880

    @aheenobarbushenocied9880

    5 күн бұрын

    ​@@ThorDude The real question is: what DIDN'T a turbo-multi-trillion corp do?

  • @MadShenans
    @MadShenans3 жыл бұрын

    5 years and 14M views later...I wonder if it was worth taking 2 months of donkley’s rent?!

  • @alazyman7283

    @alazyman7283

    3 жыл бұрын

    u think michaelsoft cares?

  • @Surl9596

    @Surl9596

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alazyman7283 I mean that’s not much money relatively speaking and this video has been seen by millions so they did this to themselves

  • @alazyman7283

    @alazyman7283

    3 жыл бұрын

    @3rd Way does this video make less people to buy xbox?No!U still buy xbox because ur friends have them

  • @alazyman7283

    @alazyman7283

    3 жыл бұрын

    @3rd Way this amount of damage means nothing to michalesoft

  • @Camustang

    @Camustang

    3 жыл бұрын

    @3rd Way You don't have to be crazy to think this video didn't hurt them. In absolute terms, maybe it hurt them. In relative terms, it really didn't. But even in absolute terms, people watch Dunkey's videos for a laugh. If you seriously think a significant amount of people watched this video and thought "Oh yeah, that's it, a company did something terrible to Dunkey, I'm going to boycott them on his behalf" then you have some interesting notions about human behaviour. Most people are familiar with the idea that big companies are simply shady. It doesn't mean they do anything about it. They watch, laugh, and move on. Especially if the video isn't a call to action, and it's not. Even if you wanted to do anything, what would it be? Unless you're a mac user, you're not going to boycott their OS (admittedly if you're a mac user, you were already boycotting their OS). Unless your friends don't have a Xbox, you're not going to boytcott that, either. So what are you going to boycott, really? Nothing, as I see it. Microsoft has stakes in so many things that even if you did want to boycott them, you'd probably be supporting them without realizing it. So no, really, you'd have to be crazy to think this hurt them, buddy.

  • @alfredosojr
    @alfredosojr4 жыл бұрын

    that part around 2:20 when he said "thank you for inspiring your competitors to sink to your level". That was some deep shit right there. I felt that

  • @eveningrice

    @eveningrice

    3 жыл бұрын

    What does your comment even mean

  • @sweetmelon3365

    @sweetmelon3365

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kind of think Apple does. Remove basic accessories and make customers pay for them all

  • @alfredosojr

    @alfredosojr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eveningrice my comment was expressing the agreeableness of dunkeys statement

  • @zojirushi1

    @zojirushi1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also applies with Nintendo switch online ugh

  • @GraveRobbertt

    @GraveRobbertt

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao faux deep commentary.

  • @miimonkii5852
    @miimonkii5852 Жыл бұрын

    7 years later, it still holds up.

  • @parknplay8328

    @parknplay8328

    Жыл бұрын

    I still get shocked every time I rewatch it and he says "it's 2015 now"

  • @JMAR_GAMES
    @JMAR_GAMES5 ай бұрын

    It’s 2024 and Microsoft has only gotten worse

  • @xTHIRDHORSEMANx
    @xTHIRDHORSEMANx4 жыл бұрын

    They sent me a completely different 360 when I sent mine in. My Xbox had an HDMI port and the one they sent me back didn’t

  • @spikefallyt3350

    @spikefallyt3350

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wow...

  • @derineka

    @derineka

    4 жыл бұрын

    How are you supposed to use the Xbox without an HDMI port? Why are consoles like that even made? Wth? Microsoft really just sent you a brick. Sorry to hear

  • @spikefallyt3350

    @spikefallyt3350

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@derineka boi... AV exists..

  • @spikefallyt3350

    @spikefallyt3350

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@derineka aka RCA

  • @derineka

    @derineka

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@spikefallyt3350 Oh yeah! I forgot about AC cords, my bad

  • @cali7056
    @cali70564 жыл бұрын

    microsoft: yeah, just do what you normally do! microsoft after criticism: *D E A T H*

  • @Theultimatechef233

    @Theultimatechef233

    4 жыл бұрын

    Microsoft: YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR MINECOINS FOR MAPS ME: I will fucking kill you I would rather use mcpedl

  • @nernguan1817

    @nernguan1817

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah he did the right thing, if it was me, i rather be a homeless than getting 1 million dolar from microsoft

  • @ajemajh

    @ajemajh

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Theultimatechef233 boi we use brains

  • @richardo188

    @richardo188

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am your 1000th like you are welcome

  • @Jose-wy5pg

    @Jose-wy5pg

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Theultimatechef233 Microsoft didn’t even do that it was Mojang and 4J Microsoft doesn’t do shit with Minecraft they just own Mojang which owns Minecraft

  • @zeitxgeist
    @zeitxgeist3 жыл бұрын

    I remember my first RROD call with support: "dont stand it vertically, it's not made for that" "it's literally like that in every commercial in use!" "yes" I shit you not

  • @cowicial5674

    @cowicial5674

    2 жыл бұрын

    wtffff 😂😂😂😂

  • @yoshimallow

    @yoshimallow

    3 ай бұрын

    10/10 Michaelsoft Support

  • @reynaldoalvarez8457
    @reynaldoalvarez845711 ай бұрын

    Microsoft would sell a dlc to a game you can’t even buy anymore

  • @cheesychester

    @cheesychester

    10 ай бұрын

    They're greedy asf

  • @therealmanguyman

    @therealmanguyman

    11 күн бұрын

    what is that?

  • @doomjuan
    @doomjuan5 жыл бұрын

    5 years later..... everybody is doing paid online multiplayer, including Nintendo :( this is why Steam is better

  • @JohnBread69

    @JohnBread69

    5 жыл бұрын

    heh not PC lol hybrid masterrace

  • @doomjuan

    @doomjuan

    5 жыл бұрын

    John Bread hehe

  • @willblaikie8130

    @willblaikie8130

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cuz its fucking Japan.

  • @pesterosa100

    @pesterosa100

    5 жыл бұрын

    i came here because I found ants living on my desktop lmao

  • @MrVectorMV

    @MrVectorMV

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@pesterosa100 members of Microsoft came to fuck you over.

  • @gavinens4779
    @gavinens47794 жыл бұрын

    And now Nintendo has started charging money for online, great.

  • @connortheduke8132

    @connortheduke8132

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@0606k when you let people play a bunch of great exclusive games online for free, and then all the sudden make them pay, they get mad. That's just how it works

  • @glctcthnkr8059

    @glctcthnkr8059

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kqaan it isn’t bad but it’s a million times worse when you consider that the Wii U had free online that worked way better for the most part

  • @gamerguy6990

    @gamerguy6990

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kqaan most people don’t want multiple subscription services on top of one that ultimately just gives publishers free money for restricting a feature everyone should have

  • @drabin7759

    @drabin7759

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@0606k it is worse from others, because 1. Nintendo online doesn't get you any good games unlike other subscribtions, all it gets you is bunch of old ROMS you can play at any time on anything for free 2. Nintendo doesn't have dedicated servers, which means you are paying for using your own internet. 3. Online gaming is a joke itself. If one person on team has shitty internet, entire match will have lags.

  • @White_Tiger93

    @White_Tiger93

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah fuck you & thank you Microsoft you fucking shit now fucking Nintendo Subscription Online bullshit just to play Monster Hunter with friends cost fucking money!!

  • @gooseking2780
    @gooseking27802 жыл бұрын

    Dunky: "Microsoft has the worst live service." Nintendo: Hold my beer.

  • @wompastompa3692

    @wompastompa3692

    2 жыл бұрын

    At least Nintendo lets you play your offline single player games if their servers shit the bed. It ain't much, but it's something.

  • @basilplushie2534

    @basilplushie2534

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ezanawright7971 temporary or permanent?

  • @willwunsche6940

    @willwunsche6940

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ezanawright7971 Fun fact way back in the day when internet was more expensive the Nintendo DS had voice chat natively in the console on Pokemon Diamond and Pearl when you met up with friends in game and it was free. Nintendo has regressed

  • @luminosity01

    @luminosity01

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ezanawright7971 That's a different arguments, also xbox offers gamepass which blows nso system out of the water again

  • @wubbers662

    @wubbers662

    Жыл бұрын

    @@luminosity01 Didn't they just raise Gamepass' price for some reason (or are planning on it)? Not saying its bad, but it is starting to reach a point where they've put all they've could put on Gamepass, and we are starting to get filler. If the FTC doesn't block the deal, then it might be fine.

  • @ryanc5572
    @ryanc55723 жыл бұрын

    5 years later and I still applaud you for being honest in your review about their game. Almost none of these influences now would dare.

  • @OneTwoMark
    @OneTwoMark4 жыл бұрын

    Best part about this is that someone at Microsoft will have had to officially watch this as it says Microsoft sucks and its viral, which means they need to know why.

  • @heyimlate5656

    @heyimlate5656

    4 жыл бұрын

    They probably will. But will they take any criticism from this? No.

  • @nernguan1817

    @nernguan1817

    4 жыл бұрын

    dunkey is a legend, i would go homeless if he asked me to

  • @AcolytesOfHorror

    @AcolytesOfHorror

    4 жыл бұрын

    this assumes that they're interested in improving themselves

  • @mootwo_

    @mootwo_

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@AcolytesOfHorror they want to know why so they can make it worse duh

  • @sntslilhlpr6601

    @sntslilhlpr6601

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@heyimlate5656 And why should they? There have been no consequences from their actions.

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock5 жыл бұрын

    Let's take a deeper dive into this though... Micro = Small Soft = Fragile Ants are small and fragile. Xbox goes from Xbox, to 360, to 1. Ants can't count. Why an x BOX? To trap humans inside a machine of games, similar to how humans trap ants in ant farms. Look at the design of an xbox. It has the same dimensions as an ant farm.

  • @kohnjfennedy4627

    @kohnjfennedy4627

    5 жыл бұрын

    JCstock this deserves more likes

  • @zeppo2240

    @zeppo2240

    5 жыл бұрын

    I really hope the Dunk has seen this comment

  • @SomeoneTookRallo

    @SomeoneTookRallo

    5 жыл бұрын

    Underrated

  • @krowpan799

    @krowpan799

    5 жыл бұрын

    r/i’m14andthisisdeep

  • @lordflako5324

    @lordflako5324

    5 жыл бұрын

    so microsoft is run by peepeeheads!

  • @awesomo7777
    @awesomo77772 жыл бұрын

    This is one of Dunkey's realest and most cutting videos. He calls out the corporate scam bullshit that Microsoft does on a daily basis. The soft people at Micro(dick)soft continue these practices in broad daylight without shame. Of course Dunko still includes his signature humor to lighten the mood, but his language gives away the fact that he really feels strongly about these subjects, and he doesn't pull any punches. Big respect for big Donk.

  • @infinityheart_tm9270
    @infinityheart_tm92702 ай бұрын

    They’ve also been weighing down Mojang with Bedrock Edition and recently killed the company who made Hi-Fi Rush.

  • @PFSVenom
    @PFSVenom8 жыл бұрын

    Looks like in this video Microsoft is... the main *ant* agonist! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @hemangchauhan2864

    @hemangchauhan2864

    8 жыл бұрын

    +PFS Venom Damn!..

  • @TheSithlord259

    @TheSithlord259

    8 жыл бұрын

    +PFS Venom thats cold venom.

  • @The_Queen_Chrysalis

    @The_Queen_Chrysalis

    8 жыл бұрын

    The ANTicipation I had for finding a good joke in these comments is satisfied.

  • @euronkajtazi1222

    @euronkajtazi1222

    8 жыл бұрын

    +PFS Venom No. Get out.

  • @Ebb0Productions

    @Ebb0Productions

    8 жыл бұрын

    +PFS Venom i'm at a loss of words

  • @abruptfury9920
    @abruptfury99204 жыл бұрын

    But ants are more productive than Microsoft. This is an insult to ants.

  • @melodolic9908

    @melodolic9908

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @ScamOne

    @ScamOne

    3 жыл бұрын

    ur right, sony managed to make the stellar emoji and smurf films

  • @ScamOne

    @ScamOne

    3 жыл бұрын

    microsoft just made fable, those guys are pretty gay

  • @boldizsarfekete7576

    @boldizsarfekete7576

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ants are fascinating. Despite their size, the more you look at them, the more amazed you'll get by them, because they are such a well functioning society, despite them being a group of bugs that aren't really evolutionarily advanced. Microsoft is the opposite of that. The more you look at them, the less you want to see

  • @kazzycovid6236

    @kazzycovid6236

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ScamOne indeed they did they also managed to make into the spider-verse

  • @nicolasestrem
    @nicolasestrem Жыл бұрын

    This video aged extremely well

  • @strawhateli23
    @strawhateli23 Жыл бұрын

    Still love that Dunky didn’t fake his content with the Microsoft contract videos. Stayed true to himself

  • @scroti2042
    @scroti20424 жыл бұрын

    To add on to exhibit Z: The Final Fuckening (5:24) When Castle Crashers was released, Playable characters such as the King, Open Faced Gray Knight, Evil Cultist, and the Necromancer were all unlocked by completing certain levels on the Insane Difficulty (For Example, you got the Necromancer once you finish the industrial castle) However, Microsoft decided that for the Xbox 360 version of the game, you had to purchase a Character Pack using the Microsoft Points (remember the 400 for 5$ bullshit?) The reason why this was stupid was because that meant all profits were going directly to Microsoft rather than the Behemoth; who had publicly stated that all their DLC revenue made from the Pink Knight and Blacksmith packs would have gone to a charity to stop Breast Cancer. So yeah, fuck Microsoft.

  • @rikovladimir8655

    @rikovladimir8655

    4 жыл бұрын

    damn

  • @wordcroutons

    @wordcroutons

    4 жыл бұрын

    Similar fuckery happened with Bastion's extra challenge "Stranger's Dream." They were forced to charge a dollar for DLC that was free for PC users.

  • @floater7082

    @floater7082

    4 жыл бұрын

    WTF???? When me and my brothers got our xbox(which was used by another guy) we didn't have to pay for character packs. Damn didn't know that people had to pay because I love that game :/

  • @scroti2042

    @scroti2042

    4 жыл бұрын

    Naval They did make pink knight free but that was about it, everyone else, including the blacksmith (which was an actual dlc character for all platforms), weren’t though, thankfully the remastered edition doesn’t pull this shit but it’s still unfortunate that the 360 did

  • @Raphsophomes

    @Raphsophomes

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jesus christ. That's like blatently evil.

  • @Hazo803
    @Hazo8038 жыл бұрын

    if anyone wants some of the music 0:00 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - File Select 0:23 Twisted Metal (PS3) Theme 0:33 Blinx - Time Square 1:32 Animal Crossing - Resetti 2:28 Chibi Robo - Midday Majesty 3:47 Face Raiders - Options 3:53 Tomba 2 - Time Stopped 4:05 Grow Home - Bud's Theme 4:39 Donkey Kong 64 - Mad Maze Maul 5:23 Final Fantasy 6 - Dancing Mad 5:35 Final Fantasy 6 - Dark World 6:15 Resistance 2 - Main Menu 6:46 Blinx - Shop

  • @YobaHere

    @YobaHere

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Hazo803 thank you

  • @dopaminecloud

    @dopaminecloud

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Hazo803 the Resistance 2 Main menu theme is in there too around 6:15

  • @Hazo803

    @Hazo803

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Dopamine Cloud Thank you!

  • @Bajlum13

    @Bajlum13

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Hazo803 0:24 is the Twisted Metal (PS3) theme.

  • @Hazo803

    @Hazo803

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Bajlum13 Thank you!

  • @Yarnooee
    @Yarnooee2 ай бұрын

    at this point this video is more than just a fine wine..

  • @daesonhow
    @daesonhow2 жыл бұрын

    damn the date on this video is so depressing because nothing has changed

  • @mandycraft706
    @mandycraft7068 жыл бұрын

    Is it dunkeys goal to destroy all the shitty video game companies, first riot, now Microsoft

  • @MrDylan9023

    @MrDylan9023

    8 жыл бұрын

    THEN KONAMI

  • @mandycraft706

    @mandycraft706

    8 жыл бұрын

    Then EA

  • @markdonkor5409

    @markdonkor5409

    8 жыл бұрын

    Exactly how is riot shitty? I mean they aren't perfect but they really put forth to please the fanbase but you can't make them all happy so whatever.

  • @VoidSixx

    @VoidSixx

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Mark Donkor I take it you didn't watch dunkeys quitting LoL video?

  • @markdonkor5409

    @markdonkor5409

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AirCommando12 I did watch it and while I agree that they could have handled it far better than they did, there is no doubt in my mind dunkey is also at fault.

  • @mynameachef8614
    @mynameachef86148 жыл бұрын

    i like how pewdiepie has like 40 million subs but his vids get like 2 million viewes per vid but dunkey has 2mil subs and within 1 day his vid has 1.5 million views gg dunkey

  • @PearsAreOk

    @PearsAreOk

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Slender Mam it's because pewdiepie shits them out everyday, nobody can catch up with him.

  • @friesguy5467

    @friesguy5467

    8 жыл бұрын

    Matthew Patrick made a theory vid about it. Tl;dw when someone takes a break and you dont watch them for that time, they disappear in your sub box.

  • @theJohnOTD

    @theJohnOTD

    8 жыл бұрын

    +friesguy5467 it still means that more of dunk's subs are loyal to his dick.

  • @RoguSpanish

    @RoguSpanish

    8 жыл бұрын

    +CheekyScrubinator2000 Exactly, especially when all his fans are so busy completing kindergarten.

  • @wyattf.3837

    @wyattf.3837

    8 жыл бұрын

    Click bait title brought me I'm not subscribed:)

  • @juliovsilva
    @juliovsilva6 ай бұрын

    this video aged like wine while the video game industry aged like milk

  • @HealyHQ
    @HealyHQ2 ай бұрын

    Even more true today than it was eight years ago.

  • @jupiter9099
    @jupiter90998 жыл бұрын

    You forgot to mention Microsoft was also responsible for the death of Rare.

  • @Pikayumyums

    @Pikayumyums

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Savage _Tv Rare used to make quality games back in the day, like N64 era. Donkey Kongs, Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Diddy Kong Racing, etc. They were a great studio and second party developer for Nintendo. Then Microsoft bought them off and they've been reduced to essentially a shovelware company that's nothing more than an empty shell of what they used to be. This is most likely because of Microsoft's management over them, which in turn lead to a lot of good talent leaving, which made Rare become even shittier.

  • @PublicEnemy04

    @PublicEnemy04

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jupiter9099 Microsoft is secretly run by Vidya-Daiz.

  • @alexiz0013

    @alexiz0013

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jupiter9099 yes omg I'll NEVER forgive them for that! I mean, the old Donkey Kong games were life. I still have them and they meant so much to my childhood. How can the developer responsible for such masterpieces be condemned to making what...Kinect games? They must be satan...

  • @chenjacobs7074

    @chenjacobs7074

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jupiter9099 Actually, bad business decisions are mostly to blame for Rare's demise. To be perfectly frank, Conquers Bad Fur Day is quite possibly the most unsuccessful game Rare ever put out. And, that's saying a lot considering Donkey Kong 64 actually lost money for Rare as a result of designing the game the way they did, because of the whole Expansion Pack curfufle. So yeah, you cannot blame Microsoft for that at all. Microsoft cleaned up after Rare had basically gone completely out of business. Top it off, Rare's final projects were terrible. They made consistently bad decisions left and right for years.

  • @tendernuggetz6896

    @tendernuggetz6896

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jupiter9099 Rare was already losing their edge before Microsoft picked them up, you can't blame them for that. Starfox Adventures anyone? Plus, they did manage to put out a couple gems on the 360.

  • @EuropeChannel
    @EuropeChannel7 жыл бұрын

    I literally had the XBOX 360 for a week and didn't even have any games yet, and I got the fucking ring of death. I was so fucking pissed.

  • @koyooko5160

    @koyooko5160

    7 жыл бұрын

    Europe Channel I had my first xbox360 for 6 years (Since 2010). Wtf is going on.

  • @justinzhu5984

    @justinzhu5984

    7 жыл бұрын

    You were part of the 46% of people who didn't get the ring.

  • @EuropeChannel

    @EuropeChannel

    7 жыл бұрын

    Some guy named Paul lol if it had only been that easy for all of us

  • @MemberBerry-cu9qi

    @MemberBerry-cu9qi

    7 жыл бұрын

    it had a 54% failure rate. It's no surprise. hands down one of the worst console to be released

  • @Xxh3lix2000xX

    @Xxh3lix2000xX

    7 жыл бұрын

    You are aware they switched out those with red rings for free if you still had the receipt?

  • @fuckthezuck
    @fuckthezuck5 ай бұрын

    This video is like a fine wine...

  • @bigusfunnies1321
    @bigusfunnies1321 Жыл бұрын

    After Microsoft winning the lawsuit, this video aged really well

  • @edoneill6138

    @edoneill6138

    Жыл бұрын

    “I get to pay 390 a year and actually get good games now!!!” Like PlayStation hadn’t had that forever and for cheaper

  • @gandalfthechill
    @gandalfthechill6 жыл бұрын

    Hey at least Nintendo would never do this to us! Aaaaaaand there they go

  • @lolo962

    @lolo962

    6 жыл бұрын

    Brandon Peter bro it is only 20 dollars a year which is like 1/3 the price of Sony and Microsoft.

  • @gandalfthechill

    @gandalfthechill

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but now they’re charging for what used to be free and is likely the same quality. If they use the money to make their online services better like adding chat rooms or something then I’d be ok with it, but I doubt they will.

  • @scaryonline

    @scaryonline

    6 жыл бұрын

    Link- Hero Of Hyrule what their game is overpriced too

  • @willphillips2522

    @willphillips2522

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hey nintendo is a business they gotta make money to make good games

  • @jonahmordhaim2705

    @jonahmordhaim2705

    6 жыл бұрын

    Will Phillips so they havent made good games in the past 26 years?

  • @Kaidantonio333
    @Kaidantonio3334 жыл бұрын

    Xbox is the first "strand"-type console.

  • @yassinedhouib319

    @yassinedhouib319

    4 жыл бұрын

    You're an absolute legend for this comment

  • @starbvuks7171

    @starbvuks7171

    4 жыл бұрын

    💀💀💀

  • @ohritz3939

    @ohritz3939

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is the single funniest comment I’ve ever seen on KZread in my entire life.

  • @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa

    @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa

    4 жыл бұрын

    explain strand

  • @timmyp6297

    @timmyp6297

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa He is clearly referring to the first "strand-type" game, Death Stranding.

  • @cjinworldofgaming511
    @cjinworldofgaming5115 ай бұрын

    As the time passes, the video continues to age very well

  • @Deeznutsgote
    @Deeznutsgote Жыл бұрын

    Sony having free online play was thee best time of my childhood

  • @yowo123
    @yowo1237 жыл бұрын

    Every 360 I've ever had has died.. "naturally", but my Nintendo 64 still goes hard as fuck.

  • @nara5392

    @nara5392

    6 жыл бұрын

    aY

  • @Hungarycloud

    @Hungarycloud

    6 жыл бұрын

    My ps1 and ps2 are still doing great as well. And my Gameboy Colour :)

  • @lc9245

    @lc9245

    6 жыл бұрын

    If it weren't for their 3rd party, no way I would spend so much money on that piece of shit. In hindsight Sony screwed up big time with their expensive big fat black cube.

  • @memelawd_na6171

    @memelawd_na6171

    6 жыл бұрын

    N64 beautiful console

  • @tomo4977

    @tomo4977

    6 жыл бұрын

    yowo123 did anyone even find out why it happens?

  • @DankFrank899
    @DankFrank8998 жыл бұрын

    Bill Gates? Steve Jobs? *Psycho Mantis?*

  • @SamantherPanther

    @SamantherPanther

    8 жыл бұрын

    You're that ninja...

  • @AKarloR

    @AKarloR

    8 жыл бұрын

    +SaiyanGoku9001 WHAT?

  • @Eoinster

    @Eoinster

    8 жыл бұрын

    you're that ninja

  • @realSpook

    @realSpook

    8 жыл бұрын

    its shadow jesus

  • @personalejcr

    @personalejcr

    8 жыл бұрын

    Huh? What was that noise? Huh? Who's footprints are these? Huh?...

  • @rustygun1
    @rustygun19 ай бұрын

    8 years later in 2023 and Microsoft still sucks

  • @yolimap

    @yolimap

    9 ай бұрын

    even more

  • @makeke02
    @makeke022 ай бұрын

    Ages better with each year

  • @untilitookanarrow
    @untilitookanarrow8 жыл бұрын

    Im so happy that you stopped doing leauge videos. These are 1000x better.

  • @dashflasinton1697

    @dashflasinton1697

    8 жыл бұрын

    I hate u

  • @themaxthejhon

    @themaxthejhon

    8 жыл бұрын

    he always had a mix of both. but hes always made videos this good.

  • @vaderfan360

    @vaderfan360

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Marty Mcfly Yeah tbh the space left by league of losers has really been filled by amazing content

  • @untilitookanarrow

    @untilitookanarrow

    8 жыл бұрын

    Leauge was funny and all but to people who arent super into lt it isnt anything special

  • @ivancouisine7134

    @ivancouisine7134

    8 жыл бұрын

    I also hate you

  • @CunningCondor
    @CunningCondor8 жыл бұрын

    Gaming isn't dying. Game companies are.

  • @karigrandii

    @karigrandii

    8 жыл бұрын

    And almost all gaming communitys are shit amd full of cancer. And youtube gamers are just making thigs more cancerous

  • @axela.9247

    @axela.9247

    8 жыл бұрын

    who said anyone is dying?

  • @CunningCondor

    @CunningCondor

    8 жыл бұрын

    Which are made by companies.

  • @patrickbrennan4853

    @patrickbrennan4853

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Friedrich Giftmacher Indie developers are taking the market tho. Smaller studios w/ bigger profits and better games? Game companies aren't dying, it's more like survival of the fittest.

  • @Tinr2d2

    @Tinr2d2

    8 жыл бұрын

    I think companies are just getting really greedy. You get the new call of duty, for 60$, but, you want more maps or guns? That'll be another 60

  • @yolimap
    @yolimap2 ай бұрын

    the reason why animal well isn’t on xbox:

  • @davemclover81
    @davemclover812 жыл бұрын

    7 years later and this still holds up. Microsoft sucks

  • @meatman1889
    @meatman18895 жыл бұрын

    Microsoft really makes you feel like ants

  • @xtzyshuadog

    @xtzyshuadog

    5 жыл бұрын

    Someone had to start the trends of horror,bayBEE

  • @umu8912

    @umu8912

    5 жыл бұрын

    Microsoft makes you *feel* antman

  • @munin9530

    @munin9530

    4 жыл бұрын

    ants are a force to be reckoned with

  • @sci_pain3409

    @sci_pain3409

    4 жыл бұрын

    ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS

  • @hardtmannn8804
    @hardtmannn88048 жыл бұрын

    OOOOOO!!! Rip on EA next, Dunkey!

  • @DclGamingPurple

    @DclGamingPurple

    8 жыл бұрын

    +rmanami so true

  • @AFKAwesome

    @AFKAwesome

    8 жыл бұрын

    Sony and nintendont are probably next

  • @realdomdom

    @realdomdom

    8 жыл бұрын

    +maladr0id Rip her up, dunkey!

  • @Arbie812

    @Arbie812

    8 жыл бұрын

    +maladr0id Shooting fish in a barrel.

  • @BERKAYWOOD

    @BERKAYWOOD

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AFKAwesome nintendo is gonna be hard doe still i hope he pulls it off i just like his commentary.

  • @lucianoliberati8925
    @lucianoliberati89252 жыл бұрын

    Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard proving Dunkey right

  • @thelemoneater

    @thelemoneater

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes but in this specific case actiblizz was already owned by the devil. Microsoft will at least not cut hundred of jobs for some short term profit like the old clowns running the show. Hopefully the IPs Activision ransacked will be given some justice, as in Microsoft's eyes it could only strengthen the game pass.

  • @D4nkB0t

    @D4nkB0t

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thelemoneater hopefully we get a NEW call of duty game and peggle 3 Edit: Ik that ea owns peggle

  • @CloakofAuron

    @CloakofAuron

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thelemoneater All I have to say is this: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

  • @thelemoneater

    @thelemoneater

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@CloakofAuron ooof, on a second thought, they did royally screwed up their acquire of Mixer... I'm hoping they do something soon, but atm its looking a bit bleak.

  • @gtw7904
    @gtw79044 жыл бұрын

    Ironic that this is in my recommended right after that Microsoft presentation.

  • @MrFuller876

    @MrFuller876

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @hogman3543

    @hogman3543

    3 жыл бұрын

    To show. You xbox shit

  • @operationsquirtle

    @operationsquirtle

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hogman3543 nope

  • @plum4190

    @plum4190

    3 жыл бұрын

    ok

  • @L0WSKY.

    @L0WSKY.

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hogman3543 Xbox and ps4 are both good

  • @Skrumgo
    @Skrumgo7 жыл бұрын

    at the part where dunkey talks about microsoft making valve charge for maps right below one of the articles it says how valve will also have to charge for THE TF2 XBOX 360 DLC

  • @SuperMonocleMan

    @SuperMonocleMan

    7 жыл бұрын

    the bombnoicam pretty sure there never was any dlc released on 360. maybe valve just decided to never release it

  • @Skrumgo

    @Skrumgo

    7 жыл бұрын

    Collin B. Thats the point. At the time of typing the ps3 and 360 ports of tf2 have only gotten 1 patch. And it was just a bug fix. Tf2 360 is basically tf2 before the medic update (the first update that adds new items/maps)

  • @lopez94000
    @lopez94000Ай бұрын

    Crazy how this video appeared on my feed today… it’s still aging extremely well

  • @johnax4124
    @johnax41242 ай бұрын

    Yep

  • @Dragonborn-dc4uj
    @Dragonborn-dc4uj6 жыл бұрын

    Their worst decision was buying Rare in 2002, and buying Ensemble earlier in 2001. They ended up not ruining Ensemble at first, but then Ensemble had a big idea for a Halo MMO because they were tired with RTS’s, then Microsoft turned it down and made Ensemble work on another RTS. That RTS was a Halo game which later ended up being Ensemble’s final game, that game was Halo Wars in 2009. They ruined Ensemble, but it’s far from what they did with Rare. Everybody from the N64 era left Rare, and after that they made subpar games that were just placeholders so Microsoft could at least have some exclusives to release that year before the big boys could release. I know Sea of Thieves was ok, but if they keep going and Rare is not showing any success, I honestly think Rare’s end is in sight.

  • @Kyle_Hubbard

    @Kyle_Hubbard

    6 жыл бұрын

    I guess that's why Sea of Thieves is highly anticipated. Why it topped number one on Twitches most viewed for multiple days and come launch will likely be a huge success and will likely top Twitch again when tournaments for CS and League aren't on.

  • @killingstars7397

    @killingstars7397

    6 жыл бұрын

    MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй ugh people are still talking about sea of thieves? Lol that game will be irrelevant come 4/20 ayyyyy God of war baby!!!

  • @Kyle_Hubbard

    @Kyle_Hubbard

    6 жыл бұрын

    Killing Stars, You have no power here.

  • @killingstars7397

    @killingstars7397

    6 жыл бұрын

    MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй I don't just bc sea of thieves got a little fame on twitch? Lol

  • @Kyle_Hubbard

    @Kyle_Hubbard

    6 жыл бұрын

    Killing Stars, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE.

  • @legend2533
    @legend25336 жыл бұрын

    *"IT'S 2015"* Me:Time flies bro... Time flies...

  • @A-halover2000

    @A-halover2000

    6 жыл бұрын

    No it's more like 2018 actually.

  • @roddydykes7053

    @roddydykes7053

    5 жыл бұрын

    Alucard Adrian Tepes try 2019 on for size big boi

  • @David-px6yu

    @David-px6yu

    5 жыл бұрын

    it's 2019

  • @chrisgill4888

    @chrisgill4888

    5 жыл бұрын

    *2019 entered the chat*

  • @crashmania4685

    @crashmania4685

    5 жыл бұрын

    *2018 was kicked out of the chat*

  • @dwalin619
    @dwalin6192 ай бұрын

    Dunkey could re release it once a year and it be up to date every time.

  • @adnanasif9538
    @adnanasif95382 ай бұрын

    Surprisingly this is still relevant

  • @Ronaldino150
    @Ronaldino1507 жыл бұрын

    Oh my God I just struck gold by finding this channel LOL

  • @whatsthepoint9992

    @whatsthepoint9992

    7 жыл бұрын

    you only just found dunkey where the fuck have you been. school GHA

  • @goldghost3657

    @goldghost3657

    7 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Jauregui KNACK 2 BABY

  • @bedivere6906

    @bedivere6906

    7 жыл бұрын

    3 more days BABY

  • @Supershadow301

    @Supershadow301

    7 жыл бұрын

    Same.

  • @Aemond2024

    @Aemond2024

    6 жыл бұрын

    Found out about this guy a week ago. Its glorious.

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm62704 жыл бұрын

    Microsoft can't be ran by ants Ants are too smart to own Microsoft

  • @ScamOne

    @ScamOne

    3 жыл бұрын

    sony made the greatest movie of all time, the smurfs 2

  • @laughingstar3945

    @laughingstar3945

    3 жыл бұрын

    Scam One emoji movie

  • @No_Time_To_Waste

    @No_Time_To_Waste

    3 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: xbox fans are the ants and Microsoft is the queen

  • @abelsm6270

    @abelsm6270

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@No_Time_To_Waste Xbox fans are simps and Microsoft is the simp queen

  • @Jose-wy5pg

    @Jose-wy5pg

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@abelsm6270 PS4 players are even whinier Example: You

  • @GarySiniseOfficial
    @GarySiniseOfficial4 ай бұрын

    You can't just make friends in videogames anymore. too much financial input and censorship...it's just not the same anymore.

  • @kanyeet5162
    @kanyeet5162 Жыл бұрын

    This video aged like fine wine. Microsoft doesn't belong in gaming

  • @Harryshortsae

    @Harryshortsae

    Жыл бұрын

    Gamepass is top notch tho

  • @Eliassthepro

    @Eliassthepro

    10 ай бұрын

    @@The_Mexican_Dudewhy tho? I have an XSX and I’m kind of enjoying it (starfeild, payday 3, forza, lies of p, and banjo nuts and bolts are all in gamepass lol)

  • @Toxisanidiot
    @Toxisanidiot6 жыл бұрын

    "Games for windows live" This is why Steam exists for computers

  • @barodrinksbeer7484

    @barodrinksbeer7484

    6 жыл бұрын

    cooley did you forget to switch accounts.

  • @Harv-E

    @Harv-E

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@harisshakil2040 and they won't even work as they supposed to

  • @mwperk02

    @mwperk02

    5 жыл бұрын

    Steam isn't even that good anymore. It's run by asset flippers now. and Valve declares them good because they make the monies.

  • @shearman360

    @shearman360

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mathew Perkins Don’t buy the asset flip games then?

  • @Pvided
    @Pvided8 жыл бұрын

    Keyori's next video "Sony Sucks" confirmed

  • @daimyotitan7820

    @daimyotitan7820

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Patrick true true 100% true

  • @ShayanAli999

    @ShayanAli999

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Patrick Star But I like Keyori. I watched his videos and found way better LoL KZreadrs thanks to him. And then unsubscribed Keyori :D

  • @daimyotitan7820

    @daimyotitan7820

    8 жыл бұрын

    Aryze No

  • @boborton9989

    @boborton9989

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Druxy Dz Nice. Subbing to him and unsubbing from donkey.

  • @Shotgunkjell

    @Shotgunkjell

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Aryze good choice bud

  • @ReticularTunic7
    @ReticularTunic72 ай бұрын

    Aged like liver killing Vodka

  • @AvoytDesign
    @AvoytDesign5 жыл бұрын

    "Hah, that's what you get for playing on consoles!" * turns to face my Microsoft Windows PC "...oh."

  • @tylerleeson1614

    @tylerleeson1614

    5 жыл бұрын

    @TheGameSleuth but WINE can be such a pain in the dick sometimes.

  • @twistedmetalyrock200

    @twistedmetalyrock200

    4 жыл бұрын

    @TheGameSleuth imagine using linux

  • @lonttugamer2939

    @lonttugamer2939

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@twistedmetalyrock200 lol it's pretty simple nowadays. Download Linux mint, install it, realize it has more than twice less prompts than windows during install, open the settings to install drivers and install all the shit you need from the builtin Linux store. Its not perfect, but it's very usable nowadays. And it has all the things you need for steam games and basic operation.

  • @nathanlevesque7812

    @nathanlevesque7812

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lonttugamer2939 "more than twice less" "more than twice less" this is the mind of a Linux user "more than twice less"

  • @btcannon2274

    @btcannon2274

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nathanlevesque7812 "this is the mind of a linux user" "this is the mind of a linux user" because a grammar error simply makes you dumb and untrustworthy "this is the mind of a linux user"

  • @DunkeyIsBlack
    @DunkeyIsBlack7 жыл бұрын

    The dislikes are Microsoft employees

  • @anthonydesantis7862

    @anthonydesantis7862

    7 жыл бұрын

    The pc has bugs and glitches too but they get fixed really quick

  • @renixmar3373

    @renixmar3373

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think even Microsoft employees dislike their workplace

  • @HighSkiez

    @HighSkiez

    7 жыл бұрын

    ReNixMaR I was about to say the same thing ha ha. I've heard plenty of horror stories from Microsoft employees. Like how their superiors are complete assholes and they get assigned tasks that are almost impossible, with the threat of termination if they don't finish.

  • @rotten1462

    @rotten1462

    7 жыл бұрын

    do you mean the likes

  • @Cobalt8138
    @Cobalt8138 Жыл бұрын

    This video aged like fine wine .

  • @bearpoop720

    @bearpoop720

    7 ай бұрын

    No it didn't, just stop acting like everything this guy says is true, he says a lot of bullshit which people love to believe.

  • @League-f9x
    @League-f9x Жыл бұрын

    Who’s here after Redfall

  • @vega_tech
    @vega_tech4 жыл бұрын

    The 6.7k dislikes are from ants

  • @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682

    @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Thanks ants, thants" -Microsoft CEO

  • @benjamingardner3314

    @benjamingardner3314

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @alexandertimmins4882

    @alexandertimmins4882

    4 жыл бұрын

    How did they manage to click it with those tiny legs though?

  • @HootsHugs101

    @HootsHugs101

    4 жыл бұрын

    "69 Years Ago"

  • @mondianababyboy

    @mondianababyboy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your mother!

  • @phonyponybologna1070
    @phonyponybologna10707 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention, now Nintendo is going to charge for online services.

  • @lefin.9758

    @lefin.9758

    7 жыл бұрын

    Phony Pony Bologna If I was a gaming company I would it's free money for doing nothing.

  • @downshineintoupsmash1882

    @downshineintoupsmash1882

    6 жыл бұрын

    They all have annual options and Nintendo's online is exceptionally shitty. no paid online service ever had a reason to be paid to begin with.

  • @z39836

    @z39836

    6 жыл бұрын

    The only reason why I liked Nintendo's online modes is going to disappear in 2018...

  • @xperiagamer93

    @xperiagamer93

    6 жыл бұрын

    Phony Pony Bologna thats why i play pc now i got tired of paying to play with no extra benifit

  • @indigo7898

    @indigo7898

    6 жыл бұрын

    dont like it either, but (at least) its less then half of what sony, microsoft are charging, (sony even invreased their price in my country, so fuck them) nintendos online struggled in my experience for example in smash, where some rounds were just super laggy and completely unplayable, so i can see them putting the online money into good use, mainly because nintendo had some financial hardships in the last console generation unlike sony and microsoft, who just fuck everyone up with full price titles plus season pass for the same price plus microtransaction to actually play a game competitive. and the thing about nintendo is that many games work just beautifully as a single player, let alone zelda, maybe mario odyssey, xenoblade and a lot of the indie eshop titles. (older titles, the last story, other mario games, donkey kong etc.) a lot of games, that dont actually need online play. Every ps4/xbox game needs a day one patch with up to 40gb, because they give out games unfinished and probably never finish it if it sells well (mass effect) or just bring out the exact same game as last year (cod, fifa, assassins creed, battlefield etc.)

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg9 ай бұрын

    8years later and it's only gotten worse outside of xbox game pass

  • @purp8057
    @purp805711 ай бұрын

    It’s 2023 now things haven’t changed

  • @LPRD
    @LPRD6 жыл бұрын

    Microsoft is a peepeehead

  • @crashmania4685

    @crashmania4685

    5 жыл бұрын

    This nigga here said, did this nigga just say pee pee bro?

  • @BobDoleStyle

    @BobDoleStyle

    5 жыл бұрын

    Crashmania 468 With them big ass ears.

  • @buttcheekgod6424

    @buttcheekgod6424

    5 жыл бұрын

    Abody Elbakry BIG ASS EARS NIGGA

  • @chubb3034

    @chubb3034

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@buttcheekgod6424 THEY LIKE BAMBI

  • @troywebster3638

    @troywebster3638

    5 жыл бұрын

    One nice thing was when they returned my red ring xbox it had a hard drive i didn't own on it which i promptly sold for a nice $50 cash

  • @jimmyelkordy3752
    @jimmyelkordy37527 жыл бұрын

    I don't know how anyone can support machinima in this day and age when every KZreadr who ever worked with them talk shit about them

  • @kryse4806

    @kryse4806

    7 жыл бұрын

    unless those "anyone" you refer to as the ones who support them arent people, but are actually, you guessed it... Antz

  • @TheSUPERPOTATO2000

    @TheSUPERPOTATO2000

    7 жыл бұрын

    Gamal Elkordy I think NerdCubed is the only one who hasn't talked shit about them.

  • @PunmasterSTP
    @PunmasterSTP3 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the most honest, enlightening and phenomenal things I've ever seen.

  • @thesmithchristian
    @thesmithchristian Жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately... This video may never age....

  • @CrazyBorisProduction
    @CrazyBorisProduction8 жыл бұрын

    Das watchu get for messin with networks man. I WARNED YOU BOUT THEM NETWORKS MAN.

  • @Bricktor

    @Bricktor

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Crazy Boris Productions Oh hello man

  • @kosmos3718

    @kosmos3718

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Solaire shut the fuck bitch

  • @Bricktor

    @Bricktor

    8 жыл бұрын

    Memphis Osiris Ok who is this fuck and how do i shut them

  • @killer7eleven221

    @killer7eleven221

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Crazy Boris Productions :y

  • @BadeWarrior

    @BadeWarrior

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Crazy Boris Productions I TOLD YOU DOG. I TOLD YOU ABOUT NETWORKS

  • @ShynyMagikarp
    @ShynyMagikarp8 жыл бұрын

    0:00 - 0:35 perfectly sums up my first moments with Xbox Live.

  • @coollary1

    @coollary1

    8 жыл бұрын

    I swear that was my childhood

  • @ShynyMagikarp

    @ShynyMagikarp

    8 жыл бұрын

    +coollary1 I'm pretty sure the photo of that baby is me lol

  • @Saintsroe

    @Saintsroe

    8 жыл бұрын

    +coollary1 exactly halo was the first game i ever played

  • @Saintsroe

    @Saintsroe

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Felix Sweger ce

  • @LogeJit

    @LogeJit

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Lilz DUUDE THE HALO 2 BATTLE RIFLE WAS SOOOOO AWESOME

  • @SirGlacius1
    @SirGlacius12 жыл бұрын

    It would be great to see an update to this study case.

  • @frankthatfunks2428
    @frankthatfunks24286 ай бұрын

    This aged extraordinary fuckin well

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid4856 жыл бұрын

    It's makes me so happy to think that Dunkey made way more off this video than Microsoft initially fucked him out of. The irony.

  • @Wenyfile

    @Wenyfile

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Bobcat This was back in 2015 when youtube didn't demonetize everything.

  • @bimasetyaputra8381

    @bimasetyaputra8381

    5 жыл бұрын

    Can someone gave me the context about dunkey and Microsoft?

  • @venomsilverisawesome4766

    @venomsilverisawesome4766

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@bimasetyaputra8381 I'm going to assume you're joking.

  • @fractic4423

    @fractic4423

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bima Setyaputra Watch the video dude

  • @punani_slayer4209

    @punani_slayer4209

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Wenyfile the video still isn't 10 mins long so he wouldn't be making that much

  • @DoctorAlright
    @DoctorAlright4 жыл бұрын

    That’s why I use my Chinese gas station console, the Bexbox

  • @shlop3667

    @shlop3667

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bexbox Bestbox

  • @shibe9794

    @shibe9794

    4 жыл бұрын

    boxbex

  • @nernguan1817

    @nernguan1817

    4 жыл бұрын

    it seems you got too emotionally attached to this conversation. Leave, thanks.

  • @jasonchen4807

    @jasonchen4807

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo

  • @i_cry_havok__

    @i_cry_havok__

    4 жыл бұрын

    What is Xbox's favorite thing to do? Beatbox Normally I suck at jokes and puns and trying to make people laugh but I tried my best with the little joke.

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