Bravo, from Romania!

I'm one too and was born in 1967...however having lived in the Uk since 1975 my guilt was washed away by the time I watched Dad's Army 1000 times!

"wenn, if Angela Merkel" haha :D Happend a lot to me to when i worked in Ireland. Things like "achso" or "genau" are words that will sometimes just fall out of your mouth when you speak english

@painfreesunrise

7 жыл бұрын

naja, nur wenn man wirklich schlecht Englisch spricht....

@Mahjabiene

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I didn‘t know that, but when I‘ve spoken with a french friend, he suddenly said to me: „Ach so, Ach so, Ach so“ even if he doesn‘t know some single word german. So funny! And I suddenly realized, how often I use this word!

@germaniatv1870

2 жыл бұрын

Genau, you'r right.

eben zum ersten mal sein Zeug auf englisch gesehen.... bin seit 19 Jahren hier und kenne ihn nur als "GERman"....ich muss sagen der hat seine Hausaufgaben, was german stereo-types in the UK angeht, sehr gut gemacht. I know of no other non-native speaker who is so funny in meiner Muttisprache.. Hut ab...mütig und gelungen!!

i like the germans and the british ones. thank you mittermeier for connection nations and comedy

Nach wie vor sau lustig und einzigartig in seiner Art und Weise und wer das nicht erkennt ist kein wirklicher Fan 🤫

I'm a German born in 1990, and I still had "guilt" lessons. That's what German history class is called.

@ElParodista

9 жыл бұрын

Saku Yuu bullshit digga.

@NemoHolemaker

9 жыл бұрын

Saku Yuu that reminds me of a newspaper article some time ago, in the Pforzheimer Zeitung. First some background info: In the evening of February 23, 1945 the city of Pforzheim was anihilated by a massive British air raid (-> Moral bombing strategy), 17400 civilians, mainly women, children and old people (all men between 16 and 60 had been drafted to serve at the front at this point) were killed in horrible ways like burning alive, being squashed by rubble or suffocating in underground air raid shelters. Of those roughly 850 heavy bombers carrying out the attack three were brought down by anti aircraft guns or nightfighters during the attack. Three of the 7 crew members of one of these bombers could bail out before it exploded. They landed near the village of Hohenwart, in the outskirts of Pforzheim, where they were captured, placed in front of a wall and shot on the spot. The newspaper article now was about the setup of a bronze memorial in Hohenwart, for these three bomber crew members, and the entire article depicted it, as if that had been a terrible crime, and that we all have to feel guilty for that. Of course it is never good to kill someone, but it was war, they were enemy soldiers. And in the light of what these men had done just minutes before, the people's reaction was quite understandable. Many of them had had friends or family in Pforzheim.

@saku577

9 жыл бұрын

ElParodista Gee, did she make a JOKE? In the comments of a COMEDY KZread vid? How dare she??? (In any case, it sure felt like guilt lessons. For five effin' years.)

@saku577

9 жыл бұрын

Nemo Holemaker Yea, pretty much that. When I was in 10th grade (our third year of guilt lessons), three boys from my school were almost expelled because they hit a younger boy and the boy came crying to the headmaster claiming "they did it just because I'm a Jew!" The headmaster and our teachers were so enraged they didn't even allow the boys to speak for themselves. I, though, had seen what had happened, which was that the boy had teased, punched and insulted the three boys from my class over a course of weeks until they finally decided that enough was enough. But the boy claiming to be a Jew was enough to make everyone assume he could be nothing but a victim. That's how deep German guilt goes even today. Also, to add insult to injury, it turned out that the boy wasn't Jewish at all.

@BrinkmannDr

9 жыл бұрын

Saku Yuu Was ist denn dass fürn Scheiss, " Guilt lessons".? Stimmt nicht. Never heard of that.

Bereits etwa zum 7. Mal gesehen und immer noch halb tot gelacht. 😆🤘🏻

Germans are cool. I like German culture because it is beautiful. :D

saw him when he supported Eddie Izzard. spectacular.

"...Bob 's your uncle!" That one got me. xD

englisch is er ja wie vor 15 jahren voll geil und viel improvisiert. nicht die robotercomedy programm

Ich bin eig. kein mittermeier fan aber das ist wirklich sehr lusitg ! Schade dass es so wenige views hat.

LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes if the weather is good and the wind comes from northwest we germans have humor. Sometimes... 😂

My absolute favorite is TIFFANY.

@melchiorvonsternberg844

8 жыл бұрын

+Marja Ràsànen As a German, born in the american sector, I know a lot Americans. And the "Tiffany- joke" is very realistic...

@kuuoro

8 жыл бұрын

+Melchior von Sternberg :) Ich kann es mir vorstellen.

heheh, I remember my ex and I talking about listening to German conversation as very young kids. she used to hide when people were speaking German and laughing and getting excited about whatever, she thought they were fighting. I miss German family coming for month visit and travel with. God I miss them. I know some still are there, but who remains are nearly strangers.

There are some people who say the Germans are always so serious and can`t be funny that`s total nonsense there are all lot of good comedians in Germany and also people with whom you can have a lot of fun , laugh and party. Michael Mittermeier is one of the best comedian of Germany i like him very much.🤣😂👍

Sein Akzent und seine kleinen Fehlerchen machen ihn menschlich und so wirken seine Auftritte nicht so perfekt. Mir gefällt es sehr.

@VeryFunkyLP

4 жыл бұрын

Bravo, klasse Kommentar! Endlich verstehts einer! 👍🏽

@YatsuNoko

2 жыл бұрын

Komischerweise ist man bei Migranten in Deutschland bei dem Akzent und den kleinen “Fehlerchen” nicht so nachsichtig

ich liebe es einfach, deutsche englisch sprechen zu hören... :'D

@user-sj2vg8hb5q

5 жыл бұрын

Weil du es selbst nicht kannst oder wieso?

So geil, Michel!

"O, I'm so sorry for you guys!" =D

Schon wieder ein Lachkrampf zum x-ten mal 😆👏🏻 Greetz from Switzerland 🇨🇭

Ich finds richtig gut..immerhin sind wir deutsch 👍😎

He is so accurate with the school subject of guilt. Until no one could stand it any more.

I really like him more when he performs in english ^^

@robertb8673

4 жыл бұрын

He's even better in english! 👍

@fancraftermichi2946

4 жыл бұрын

Me personally because I grew up watching him in German it's a bit weird.

@matttrafton2725

4 жыл бұрын

Because nothing sounds good in German.

Sehr gut!

michi, du rockst in englisch sogar noch mehr!!!!

@user-sj2vg8hb5q

5 жыл бұрын

Der rockt nicht, der macht Comedy. Alter was ist los mit dir... kennste Mittermeier nicht oder was?

Oh mein Gott ich LIEBE seinen gefaketen schottischen Akzent bei 05:14, der Hammer! :D

Sorry we're booked 😄👍

Haha brilliant!!

du rockst die welt :'D

Michl...gut gemacht👍

Ich find das so geil XD

genau so geil wie auf deutsch.

Ich würde das Programm SO gerne mal komplett sehen! *_* Wenn ich mich schon bei den kurzen Ausschnitten schlapp lache, wie gut muss dann erst der Rest sein? ;)

sehr cool gibt es evtl. die ganze Show u sehen? weiter so....

Please create a playlist with your English videos 🙏

großartiger auftritt! ich verstehe nur nicht, warum im hintergrund auf einer roten kreisfläche der berliner fernsehturm abgebildet ist, während der vorhangstoff in der mitte eine vulva nachbildet......

Mike D "not perfect grammar, always perfect timing....the Mike stands for Mittermeier and the D is for Deutscher" :)

Funny as hell!

Mensch Michel... in deiner deutschen show hast du den scetsch mit der ampel auch gebracht und da waren es die Östereicher :D naja egal, für mich bist du trotzdem der deutsche komedy König!

@Dampfrebell02

9 жыл бұрын

Du hast recht hat er

Danke, viel spas! other than himmelkreutzdonnervetternacheinmal, I don't feel comfortable yelling my drie jahre alt kinder Deutsche sprechen style. hehe, wonderful skit, thanks for the laughs.

Gratuliere.... alle deutschen Vorurteile in nur 23 Min.

@user-sj2vg8hb5q

5 жыл бұрын

Das nennt man Comedy du Gurkenspasti

@greatkali5866

4 жыл бұрын

ja und das wollen die leute hören

16:14 You're too generous in Germany on the phone they'll say they're coming and arrive 5 minutes before they say it.

Der Witz mit der Ampel hat er doch schon mal gebracht, aber als Erfahrung aus Österreich.

the story with the car isn´t true. he did the same joke in austria. ;) .. but i love him anyway

Er ist Bayer, die sprechen kein Deutsch. O_o

Weiss irgendwer ob man das gesamte Programm auf Englisch irgendwo bekommt? Hab ein paar Freunde, denen das garantiert gefallen wuerde ^^

15:27 He once claimed this story happened in Austria. Looks like the Germans think pretty much the same of the British as of Austrian people ^^

@felixengelmeier3737

8 жыл бұрын

Of course it happend in austria but i dont think they know that theres a difference

@maximumrisk2004

8 жыл бұрын

+Tar-Minyatur I. To be honest there really is no difference besides a border.

@felixengelmeier3737

8 жыл бұрын

+maximumrisk2004 yeah... like the US and kanada or the UK and Irland... There is a difference we might speak the same language, to be honest it often isnt even the same language because of all the dialects, it is defenitly not the same...

@felixengelmeier3737

8 жыл бұрын

seems you've never been there

@maximumrisk2004

8 жыл бұрын

Tar-Minyatur I. Sorry to burst that bubble, but I am a Austrian that has been mistaken for a German his whole life. What is so vastly different in your opinion?

wie heißt denn das echte tradionelle Lied bei 3:32. What's the name of the real traditional Song in 3:32?

@DieDoeDa

8 жыл бұрын

+Ragnheiður Björsdottir Dosn't exist, it's a joke.

This is Michael Mittermieier, he's handicapped :D

Bitte lade doch die fantastische Diana Spencer, eine Comedian aus der UK nach Deutschland ein!!!!

totally lost to "...no iam austrian" haha

den hat er aber auch aus der sicht von vielen deutschen auf deutsch. :D

Als Engländer, der die Geschichte meiner Sprache kennt, klingt Deutsch für mich nicht hart, es klingt rustikal.

@papst7377

2 жыл бұрын

Englisch ist einfach nur Deutsch, Französich und Latein die alle übereinander auf den Schultern sitzen, einen Mantel tragen und so tut als wäre es eine Sprache

Den Ampelwitz hat er schon über Österreich erzählt... Alles Recycling.

15:59 "Excuse me, sir. Would You expecting a different color?"....ahahahahaa...echt geil!

Awwww...I'm a bit disappointed. In Germany/Austria he tells the same car joke with an Austrian knocking on his window. =D Always thought it could be authentic because he sounds like on eof my brothers when he tell the story.^^ *lol* Anyway he's definitely one of my favourite comedians. He's so funny! =D

9:25

Dietfrid Mali Du bist dir im klaren das es nicht der ganze Auftritt ist? O.o Das ist das BEST OF, zumindest nach der Meinung des Kerles der das Video machte.

1:15 rutscht ihm erstmal ein wenn raus und danach kam erstmal if :D

Hilarious--but on a side note, his voice sounds like Seth Green doing a German accent, and now I can't un-hear that.

Das Gesicht des Pizzakuriers würde ich gerne sehen 😆

All the people laughed when he said the German words.. Did anyone even understand them?

@maxlpower4985

9 жыл бұрын

Lara-Marleen Neumann "Guten Tag mein Fräulein!", "Blitzkrieg", "Oktoberfest", "Du will ficken? I'll leave you to google for it. :P

@Die_Bardin

9 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm a German, but I wondered if anyone of these laughing people did understand them.

@maxlpower4985

9 жыл бұрын

Ah, ok. :P

@Gildrion

8 жыл бұрын

+Lara-Marleen Neumann Es ging doch im Witz nicht um die Worte selbst, sondern um das Verhalten der Menschen, die einen immer mit ihren aufgeschnappten deutschen Wörtern überfallen. Darin lag doch der Witz und genau das hat das Publikum auch verstanden und gelacht.

@Gildrion

8 жыл бұрын

+Lara-Marleen Neumann Es ging doch im Witz nicht um die Worte selbst, sondern um das Verhalten der Menschen, die einen immer mit ihren aufgeschnappten deutschen Wörtern überfallen. Darin lag doch der Witz und genau das hat das Publikum auch verstanden und gelacht.

schade, das keine Übersetzung eingeblendet ist! Um das 100% zu verstehen, muss man schon sehr gut englisch können.;( Wäre noch mal eine Idee.

@arercon

11 ай бұрын

Quatsch, einfaches Schulenglisch reicht vollkommen aus

Oooops I did it again. 😁

does he even lift? ansonsten ftw

gar nicht so schlecht

When he speaks German he has the same accent and has the same distance to standard German, than here to standard English

Das ist Safari übersetzt

I like Michael Mittermeier very much, but why has he to pronounce his name with an English accent? 🙂

Shame it's all about being German and Nazi's, etc. I know he is a really funny and talented comedian so it would be great if he showed more of that. :)

@kraenk12

11 ай бұрын

Well it’s just a short excerpt of the whole show.

Nah his name is Fritz Messerschmitt, phone extension - 109

Who has stolen the joke? Alfred Dorfer or Michael Mittermeier - because the both tell the same story as joke being a "real" story.

not too bad! Except for one thing, the car story is the exact same joke from one of his earlier programs he did in Austria. He just translated it in english.

@ManonVarendaz

10 жыл бұрын

There are a couple just translated stories, like the gun or Tiffany's story but it's still funny.

9:19 He had no idea how right he was, just the complete other way around.

@peterwurstbrot5588

8 жыл бұрын

i fucki ng hate you. your avatar scared me

You sometimes sound like Dr. Zoidberg.

@Kuebel350

8 жыл бұрын

+Helios Hofstadter Need a voice? Wynaut Zoidberg!

Not my top German comedian but still ok. Vince Ebert is.

9:02 keep under the radar, yes it's much easier to bomb then.

Klar, Spaß über sich selber muss sein, aber von Mittermeier hätte ich mehr Kreativität erwartet, als drei Viertel des Clips Stereotype zu bedienen, um gut anzukommen.

@knoopi74

5 жыл бұрын

Guck mal nach Deutschland und türkische Comedians 😋

kommt aufs alter und die politische einstellung der zuschauer an

A German joke is no laughing matter

@wustenfuchs7963

Жыл бұрын

Then I ask myself why the audience is laughing.

I am flaging this as fake! Since when have we had humor and made people laugh!

Für Sie Herr FRITZ MITTERMEIER 😅 Ein geLUNGEner Zungen👅 Brecher. Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische. Frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz. Sagen sie diesen ZB auf Bayrisch 😅

🇩🇪

He sounds sp german. I mean, his brain is still german. Instead of 'if' he said 'wenn' and so on.

@Zzerberus

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is not so easy to find the lever in your head for that :P.

@dlhardy96

10 жыл бұрын

David Souleye You can also tell that you are german... your english is pretty "eingedeutscht"

@fabianfischer4229

7 жыл бұрын

His thick German accent is vital to his sketches, if he spoke without any accent many of his jokes would backfire. I suppose he speaks this way on purpose.

ich mag den ja nich aber auf englisch is er ok^^^^

Die meisten dieser Witze würden in Deutschland keinen Lacher, sondern Stirnrunzeln erzeugen. (Für diejenigen, die immer noch nicht wissen, warum die Deutschen vom Ausland als humorlos wahrgenommen werden.)

michi i hob grod an flaschen rivella kauf

Dann ist dein englisch aber schlecht, denn er hat sehr gut englisch gesprochen.

er hat schon nen komischen akzent.aber geht klar

Was 'ne pronounciation. Ich kann sein Englisch kaum verstehen xD

Die gleiche G'schicht hat er über Österreich auch schon erzählt....von wegen Ampel.

So what?! :-)

wir werden für humorlos gehalten, weil leute wie du unter nen comedy video, ihre möchtegernwissenschaft über humor hinkritzeln ;)

Pfff we have so many funny standup acts and who goes to London? Michael Mittermeier.

@cipher66

9 жыл бұрын

B20C0 Well, Mario Barth wouldn't be funny in english... ;-)

@B20C0

9 жыл бұрын

cipher66 He isn't even funny in German.

@jeenyusaut

9 жыл бұрын

cipher66 I dont think he can talk english

@finebetty

9 жыл бұрын

B20C0 like who?

@finebetty

9 жыл бұрын

finebetty And please, Mario Barth is awful.

Selber Akzent in englisch, wie auf deutsch.

The only real funny Geerman stand-up

@LS-Moto

5 жыл бұрын

Kaya Yanar

@TheRealAzazel

3 жыл бұрын

Wollt schon sagen, der Kaya ist die Krönung.