"two feet tall" "One eye" 😂😂😂

@luis.luismontoya

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao these two are hilarious together

@theohuioiesin6519

3 жыл бұрын

GOLD!

@rconn4501

3 жыл бұрын

He should've pointed at himself and said, "Two Eyes" 👀🤣

@Thawhid

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 Lool

@gbaby6774

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yes!

cruz and bisping together is bound to be comedy gold

@ricardometalhands

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, like the Faber and Mcgregor relationship lol just bound to talk trash to each other as friends, just asshole humor is all

@sourpatchkid87

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricardometalhands what a horrible comparison. Bisping and Cruz can actually hang with each other’s insults and have good banter between each other, Faber was just getting roasted by mcgregor and never had any comebacks

@sourpatchkid87

3 жыл бұрын

@Joe Biden’s Shotgun ok sorry

@mohammedhussain6749

3 жыл бұрын

@Joe Biden’s Shotgun he isn’t wrong, Conor roasted Faber and correctly predicted what happened to his gym.

@tom.c4062

3 жыл бұрын

@@sourpatchkid87 I know right.

Dom’s like Bispings smart arse little brother who annoys the shit out of him and occasionally gets under his skin but Mike still loves him

@thearmchairpsychologist27

3 жыл бұрын

And he knows momma(Dana) will get mad if actually beats him up.

@ziahamm1603

3 жыл бұрын

Lol perfect analogy 😄 🤣

@MicaiahYaakovBuzi

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect description ha

@daveyjones18

2 жыл бұрын

They remind me of Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence out of the film Life 🤣

@jacobbradburn3319

2 жыл бұрын

@@daveyjones18 spot on, also what a great movie that is

Cruz and Bisping are Tom n Jerry of MMA

@Thawhid

3 жыл бұрын

Great way to put it😂

@perrymarshall8584

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant analogy.

@batmanDC576

3 жыл бұрын

Ariel and Rampage lmaoo

@snappa77

3 жыл бұрын

Itchy and Scratchy

@mrdesperate1

3 жыл бұрын

Love it lol

Imagine bisping, conor, dominic, chael in the same room with bit of alcohol lol

@nelsonmontijo6656

3 жыл бұрын

What a fucking a timeeee

@sandersgeorges

3 жыл бұрын

It's jokes until it's not jokes anymore and Conor throws a chair

@mkt106

3 жыл бұрын

With tony, Luke , wanderlei Silva and khabib

@jacksonneomusic

3 жыл бұрын

Chael doesn’t drink

@pc8472

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonneomusic and you must be fun at parties

Michael Bisping loves Dominick’s confidence that’s why he always laughs at the idea that Dom thinks he can beat him up😂😭

@Thawhid

3 жыл бұрын

Haha imagine

@PrinceIsot

3 жыл бұрын

I do believe he could hit him 5 times before Bisping could react, but just the one time, after that Mike eats him

@dannyc7227

3 жыл бұрын

@@PrinceIsot , I agree. Cruz doesn’t have the power to sleep Bisbing. Mike can basically bumrush Cruz and F him up (even if Cruz was able to land some punches).

@PrinceIsot

3 жыл бұрын

@@dannyc7227 true

@halimmimo2555

3 жыл бұрын

Well i believe that if both were in the same weight Cruz would take it

The reason these two gentlemen rub each other the wrong way, is down to the fact that they are so alike in so many ways. Watching their respective egos clash is nothing less than hilarious.

@OscarRamos-em6uj

3 жыл бұрын

Which is also why they respect each other. They get under each other’s skin but at the end of the day they’re friend.

@shable1436

3 жыл бұрын

Fighters and egos are friends

@scottbrown6505

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah..except dominic is intelligent and bisping is just an average bloke. In my Rockhold voice..

@joebuck109

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottbrown6505 Bisping is also a lot smarter than most fighters lol, anyone who’s extremely quick witted (Dom, Mike, Chael, Conor, etc) tend to be above average intellect. It’s why most successful comedians tend to be intelligent

@stephencox8723

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottbrown6505 you're wrong on that one. do some research bisping is very intelligent actually. he just doesn't play up that side often.

These two would physically fight like brothers and then subsequently fight together against anyone that tried stopping them. They're hysterical and completely mad.

@teamgitusome

3 жыл бұрын

they are both mad

@V0KAN

3 жыл бұрын

@@teamgitusome Thats what makes them great.

@ethanstewartstevenson7309

2 жыл бұрын

SO. FUCKING. TRUE.

Cruz would def lose to Bisping but he'd still have Bisping feeling like he lost after the post conference

@onyx666.

3 жыл бұрын

There’s no way in hell Bisping loses. Dr. Strange couldn’t even calculate that outcome. Dom would run LAPS around that drunken fool

@greghardy4350

3 жыл бұрын

@@onyx666. look im gna assume you meant no way Cruz loses. But you’re a fool and that tells me you have no real life fight experience. WHEN FIGHTERS ARE TRAINED WEIGHT MATTERS

@thorn3807

3 жыл бұрын

@@greghardy4350 Yep. Its proven that u can be equally skilled or even a bit better. But if someone is more than twice ur size, you will lose if u get caught

@maltheri9833

3 жыл бұрын

@@onyx666. Ahhh its possible but 9 times out of 10 Dom would be running the entire time just to be honest he wouldn't even try to exchange

@greghardy4350

3 жыл бұрын

@@thorn3807 exactly, and to assume that former ufc champion Michael Bisping wouldn’t be able to hit him ONCE is crazy to me

1:08 the part where Bisping says 2 foot tall and Cruz says one eye kills me everytime lmao

@danielmclaren170890

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if anyone realises that it's actually a compliment to bisping

@Thug_Nose

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielmclaren170890 this

@Thawhid

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielmclaren170890 why?

@aj0332

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thawhid bisping had a good career, became champ and did it all with one eye.

@ancientkeyboardwarrior

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielmclaren170890 I wouldn't call it a compliment. It only became a compliment after every one realized he won a championship with one eye. I think bisping wants his eye back

They seem like they actually enjoy the banter with eachother. Great to see.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest KZreadr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening pao

@WALDENSOFTWARE

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku The unprettiest youtuber ever is still prettier than the rest of us 😁

@dannytran1587

5 ай бұрын

@@WALDENSOFTWARESpeak for yourself

0:47 poor Luke just wanted to go home lol

@goodxd701

3 жыл бұрын

Cause Bisping was bullying him🤣

@willyk-fv6ok

3 жыл бұрын

@@goodxd701 bullying him after he KOed him and took his belt in the first round lol I like Luke but this is funny 😂

@donowhy4113

3 жыл бұрын

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again

@itsmdm6453

2 жыл бұрын

your head was like a pinball!

@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095

Жыл бұрын

☹️

Bisping got bullied by someone half his size.

@lyrics8883

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mikelitorous5570

3 жыл бұрын

Bisping not 4 foot

@Sepear305

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikelitorous5570 one eye :p

@MattsMCUniverse

3 жыл бұрын

and double the eyes

@Thawhid

3 жыл бұрын

Lool

I swear, Bisping's a very sharp tongued guy and never lets anyone get under his skin and usually comes out on top in verbal exchanges. But, Dominick is a one-generational talent 😂😂😂😂😂

"Just like i never wanna shave that neck hair you got goin on" 😂😂 bisping felt that one

@alfie69420

3 жыл бұрын

Yes boss I didnt see one so I commented, was so fuckin funny

@mattybhoy6522

3 жыл бұрын

Right in the jugular lol

"are you talking about me or the guy behind me" with his shirt in his hand lmao

Dominick’s version of that bad story is way better and more detailed than Mike’s! 😂😂

"2 foot tall" "One eye" They not even paying attention to anything else but each other 😂

@kendo7964

Жыл бұрын

Pure comedy right there.

They so clearly want to be friends 😂😂

@evilmemeboi6160

3 жыл бұрын

They’re friends- just a classic brit and a classic man with a fast mouth and short man syndrome.

@kI-cq5xq

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-bc8ff8oi8k Cruz always talked shit u must’ve just started watching ufc

@daveyjones18

2 жыл бұрын

They got more of an Eddie Murphy/Martin Lawrence type friendship 🤣

“All fat, and out of shape, breathing hard out of his nose “ 😭 😂 💀

“Abso-fuckin-lutely” 😂😂 dom is hilarious

I find the heated banter betwen these 2 legends hilarious

The "one eye" statement never gets old Bisping has met his match.

0:47 look at rockhold 😂😂😂😂

@sp1veylol95

3 жыл бұрын

When left hook Larry took his soul

@newageassholes

3 жыл бұрын

Never stops being funny 😂😂😂

@thoughtcrime7290

3 жыл бұрын

Maaaaan, I had exactly same comment in my mind. His reaction is priceless. Like he is really suffering over there.

@Mythowars

3 жыл бұрын

Everyday I watch multiple rockhold ko vids.... I LOVE watching that guy get koed

@adub92199

3 жыл бұрын

Bro was pouting over a belt

I remember when Cruz let out a "and that's why you don't want these hands Bisping" on live commentary and I was DEAD 💀

@LeeKav

Жыл бұрын

Bahaha

@stopthecap4317

6 ай бұрын

Yeo I remember that too lmao i dont remember which event it was tho

@Thatmanwretched

4 ай бұрын

Whitaker vs Gastelum 🤣🤣

I would buy a Cruz vs Bisping ppv

@binchilling5768

3 жыл бұрын

@@brazillionairemma1373 he is your friend Jay

@ptrekboxbreaks5198

2 жыл бұрын

Except they fight it out on stage making fun of eachother

@Emrah1790

2 жыл бұрын

bro send me the link when that happens, I'm in lmao

Dom is legit one of the only fighters that can keep up with Bisping and the British sense of sarcasm.

“one eye” 💀

@TBK7

3 жыл бұрын

For years and still won the belt makes him even better ay

@lonccoccala6861

3 ай бұрын

​@@TBK7 Cruz was champion too and retired cause of injuries but thats not the point, the point is Dominick is really fast verbal burning someone

They are both cool and super funny going at each other both should be considered hall of famers for there MMA careers...

@pootisspencer5492

3 жыл бұрын

i think bisping’s already a hall of famer and dom definitely will be as soon as he retires

@KwisBwown

3 жыл бұрын

@@pootisspencer5492 nah no Cruz Cruz wont be HOF

@pootisspencer5492

3 жыл бұрын

Kwis Bwown he’s the consensus greatest 135er of all time and has the most title wins in that division. if he doesn’t make hof that would be absolutely shocking.

@pootisspencer5492

3 жыл бұрын

Kwis Bwown not to mention he was the inaugural ufc bantam champ and the last wec champ

@KwisBwown

3 жыл бұрын

@@pootisspencer5492 he too old plus he KOd last few fights and Cody dominated him. not enough punchin power tbh

Luke rock hold is moping in the press conference while Cruz and bisping are being comedians and Faber tryin to get in there😂

@DisappointedOptimist

3 жыл бұрын

I love that you think his middle name is rock

@thefiddlediddler7701

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as Faber says “The champ is speaking”, Rockhold looks so upset lolol

@lazarusmv1973

3 жыл бұрын

@@DisappointedOptimist It's the name of his special grappling move.

@ziahamm1603

3 жыл бұрын

Im not surprised. Rockhold has no sense of humour. I get that he was in a shit mood after losing his belt but Faber lost for the second time to his most hated rival and even he was keeping it together

@nobody-vt3zq

3 жыл бұрын

@@ziahamm1603 lol. Im laughing just thinking about it. I don't blame him. Theres a Huge difference tho. Faber didnt lose his belt and he didnt get finished either.

why is there no bisping and cruz podcast? Call it the midget and the cyclops or something. If brendan schuab and bryan callen have a podcast, then these guys definitely should have one! It will be better than DC and helwani

@ronnytotten9292

3 жыл бұрын

Midget and cyclops hahahahahahhaha

@Iamnotaninja

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahhahah the name lolol

@Teepkicks

3 жыл бұрын

It would be better than The fighter and the kid tbh these two are meant to talk shit 😂

@jesusespinoza8467

3 жыл бұрын

Bro don’t give ur ideas out for free like that

@DisappointedOptimist

3 жыл бұрын

Just replace Luis Gomez and do the entire world a favor

Dominick Cruz is the only person Mike Bisping can't talk back 😂

"Are you talking to me or the guy behind me?" Jesus this guy is savage.

I ADORE the fact that bisping just remembers his confrontation with Dominick, and NOT the fact that he knocked his own brother out for no reason 😂

"Are you talking to me or the guy behind me?" daaaaaaamn dawg

@CatnamedMittens

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't need to do him like that.

@misocriallo4379

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂💀

Uncle chael with non stop Golden content recently🤩

Bisping really decided to sleep his brother instead of dom when he had him in punching distance 🤣🤣

@xwhite2020

3 жыл бұрын

Dom made that up.

@zacharypeery4082

3 жыл бұрын

Cruz was joking about that dude. Lol

@ptrekboxbreaks5198

2 жыл бұрын

He never did that lol

@edwardmarquez7452

2 жыл бұрын

@Min Suga yea his brother is special forces i think

@edwardmarquez7452

2 жыл бұрын

@Min Suga older brother and a sister

It's like watching two brothers going after each other 🤣

Wow seeing Bisping, rockhold, Cruz and the 50 year old retired skateboarder up at the press conference brings back memories 😢

@shilohwallaby617

10 ай бұрын

We old G

0:47 Luke thinking "How did I lose to this guy?"😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love how they both just laughed at Dominick at the end 😂

Cruz : "Bisping smelled like booze and cigarettes, it threw me off my game".

Excellent chemistry these two have and genuine it's pretty refreshing

Literally the best channel on KZread. 😂🤙

Never in history have two people loved to hate each other so much...

These uploads are sick.

I love how their bar stories are so different

I never heard the whole story in that club, bisping sleeping his brother!!! Lmfaooo.. Mike gave us the pg version

@dontedupree

3 жыл бұрын

You have the best comment. I was thinking the same thing.

@dennisasmith1230

3 жыл бұрын

Some brother he is.

@e.e121

3 жыл бұрын

@@dennisasmith1230 init wanker

@patrickdoherty6838

3 жыл бұрын

That was bit of a dick move really, bring your bro out with your MMA work buddies, gets into argument with colleague doesn’t do shit though but minute ur bro tries to calm things down you knock him spark out in front of all your buddies, I liked Bisping until that bit, says an awful lot about his character

@patrickdoherty6838

3 жыл бұрын

@Sad Life if anything Bispings reaction to me was someone slightly embarrassed like he didn’t want that bit of the story getting told but who knows I wasn’t there myself, I feel Bisping would have corrected him if he was literally lieing about Bisping knocking his own brother out infron of his work buddies

2 foot tall... -pause- one eye -points at mike- HAD ME IN STITCHES!

Rockhold sitting there like his dad took his favorite toy away

When cruz said mike slept his brother i started losing it😭

@anujjyothykumar4667

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonio3885 watch the whole video #dumbshit

@anujjyothykumar4667

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonio3885 okay.... Watch the whole video sir #dumbhead

@theonetypingthis7186

3 жыл бұрын

@Beep Boop and that's saying something

@deBrawnyo

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonio3885 this isnt the place for you to cry, go to twitter #cockwomble

Appreciate you a lot Uncle Chael!!!

"That's why you don't want these hands Bisping..."

"Bisbing id hit you 10 times before you knew where you were at" - alpha male slayer

Their banter reminds me of two best friends. They must like & respect one another.

this is like the McGregor and Faber situation. They love eachother

Lmao I love they little bromance. It’s so fkkn adorable. we genuinely enjoy it

I don't even care about mma and fighting but I randomly saw these guys videos and I watch because they are so funny. I love clever jokes and witty comebacks.

I was thinking that this was going to be one "continuous" back and forth. I was not disappointed, just amazed that it was possible but they chose to edit instead of saving time. Great result. A true bro-mance 👊💪💞

Love these guys! They always keep it classy lol.

Two classic MMA characters! I’m glad they’re in the commentary booth going forward

“I never ever wanted to punch you in the face before” “No, never just like I never wanted to shave that neck hair of yours” Ouch good one dom 😂 😂 😂 😂

I love this so much man

Love these people so much!

bruh the first clip was already so good! " im just in here in aw of you" LMAO

0:52 rockhold just sitting there is the funniest thing to me

Love the energy 🤣

I love that little guy he’s so feisty. He is a great fighter

" 2 FEET TALL" " ONE EYE" HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

Cruz n Bisping and Faber n McGregor would be a great night out.

@thegnshut9922

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like conner would just laugh at cruz and bisping going at it while faber tries to calm them down

@onepunchflan3071

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegnshut9922 haha yeah Connor would definitely throw petrol on the fire

Love the confidence!

Uncle Chael, we need more Cruz videos ‼️

Bisbing casually knocks out COLD his own flipping brother, at a bar. Ok then.

@jbar2.048

3 жыл бұрын

I think Dominic made that up to get a laugh.

@danawhitesneckfat1706

2 жыл бұрын

@@jbar2.048 Bisping didn't deny it tho 😂😂😂

@CarlosCruz-dc7iu

2 жыл бұрын

Naw that was tru shit I was there

@MrUgur97

2 жыл бұрын

It’s true, i was the brother

@petermisberg732

2 жыл бұрын

@@danawhitesneckfat1706 ofc he did… check out his reaction

I would love to see Micheal "One Eye" Bisping vs Dominick "2 feet tall" Cruz.

Love 'em both!

perfect banter they are probably great friends

I never knew they were like that with each other. Hilarious.

That story is funny AF when Dom tells it

This is awesome 😂😂

I enjoyed the hell out of that! Good compile

"Yeah okay, buddeh"

They have the same humor

thanks i needed this.XD

This is pure gold right here😂👌🏻

Love how Bisping always just laughs it off

It’s amazing how they were both Champions at the same time also!!!

One of the best friendships ever 😂

These guys are comical together

bisping loves dominick cruz xD

@crippledegg9815

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like you and your homie joking around, both are making fun of each other but mutually respect each other

“Two foot tall.” “One eye.” “Yellow.” “Pink.”

I absolutely love this bisping and Cruz together lol Comedy gold 😆😆

So good!

I love how Cruz and Bisping secretely love each other.

I love that Dom doesn't let Mike control everything.

This like older younger brother banter all day, no let up but real love. Classic.

I love Dominic Cruz and I love Mike Bisping!!! How cool that they mess with each other

Dom: Top 10; Top 5 Bisbing: 2 feet tall Dom: One eye Dom won that round!

They look kinda similar, big heads.

@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96

3 жыл бұрын

"You have a big ass melon head." -Cody Garbrandt

@lyrics8883

3 жыл бұрын

@@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 😂😂😂

@TheAntManChannel

3 жыл бұрын

Their head weight is identical. Make it happen, Dana.

Bisping is a legend 🙌

This video is perfect.