Mexico's Worst Breakfast 🇲🇽
🇲🇽 Hola todos! Culiacán, city of the Sinaloa cartel, cocaine and for a brief period, Diego Maradona. But the one thing they never tell you about is the orgasmatron lady of the city centre or the terrible table manners of Simon Wilson who barges into cafes throwing his Jugo Chavez all over the place.
Check out Simon's awesome KZread channel 'Simon Wilson' for awesome adventures from the cheeky Welshman.
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Since I haven't filmed for a while due to closed borders I thought I'd finally upload the deleted final film from the Mexico trip earlier in the year and use it to wish you all a ( belated ) merry Christmas and happy new year. Anybody making any resolutions? If so what are they? See you guys in Central Asia / Sovietstan next year as soon as the borders open. Hear's hoping 2021 isn't as shite as 2020. Cheers guys.
@landyshlana8283
3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas😄🎄🎁❄🎅 and Happy New Year
@mixaila9148
3 жыл бұрын
Cheers Bald! To an awesome year
@petagwiffin7518
3 жыл бұрын
Watch every video posted in 2021
@merazh6524
3 жыл бұрын
Балд го в Челябинск
@ziro9122
3 жыл бұрын
Stop smoking and shake hands with Mr. Beaver.
In Mexico: "I found something Soviet!"
@officerricky7866
3 жыл бұрын
the culiacan jersey looked a bit Soviet to me 🤨
@saoirseryan2546
3 жыл бұрын
He needs to learn more adjectives
@fabled.
3 жыл бұрын
Well tbh it was only semi-soviet
@2rijigtonlager
3 жыл бұрын
I saw the mosaic and knew it was coming.......Soviet!
@janellek21
3 жыл бұрын
@@officerricky7866 It's a baseball shirt, and there's nothing more Yankee and capitalist than baseball!
Mr Bald out there looking like someone just took him clothes shopping in GTA
@dvchel
3 жыл бұрын
Bald getting manhandled by a female masseuse. XD
@nathankail6428
3 жыл бұрын
@@dvchel Isn’t that what you pay for?
@MultiSciGeek
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha tru dat
@SuhelSingh
3 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah, wait till he starts talking like a hip-hop dude!
@MultiSciGeek
3 жыл бұрын
@@SuhelSingh "Hip-hop dude" Bruhh...
In 40 years Bald will be vlogging the basement of his nursing home: “ A soviet laundry room!”
Dude, I've been to Mexico a million times and I never thought of just walking up to some random dude and ask him to be my tour guide.
@davidtrejo6087
3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, Mexicans love foreigners and I'm pretty sure 9/10 Mexicans woulf take you on a tour around their city
@davidk8184
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidtrejo6087 They are wonderful people. I just never had the guts to just walk up to a random dude and ask him to show me around.
@Xtreme_Airgun_Slugs
3 жыл бұрын
That is why Bald is worlds apart from the majority of people. Without him and Harald we would not have these videos.
@stateyourthesis
3 жыл бұрын
Bald has loads ofcharisma
@aseriesoftriangleswecalltr6065
3 жыл бұрын
I`m 100% sure you have not been to Mexico "a million times". It would be impossible from any place of the world.
Almost 2.5 million subs and NEVER once has asked to "like,subscribe,etc...". His quality prevails!
@hollywoodsaint57
3 жыл бұрын
And He dont need NOBODY to go with him anywhere....he is "The Man"
@saynotothegreatreset
3 жыл бұрын
@charlielauffer did he broke up with her ?
@btf1287
3 жыл бұрын
@charlielauffer man I would kill for that bielorussian woman, not melina
@roddevereaux1830
3 жыл бұрын
So proud that I subbed at 6k lol what an astronomical rise he has had best KZread vlogger
@doug1863
3 жыл бұрын
It would have been fun too have La Chica de Fidel with him. They are funny together
The fact you found a random man who instantly became a friend is amazing
@crazybasham911
3 жыл бұрын
That’s his super power!!!
@68404
3 жыл бұрын
@@crazybasham911 And couldn't get rid of him
@dannydorko7075
3 жыл бұрын
that's the appeal of his videos, that's what he always does
@iAMtheCHAVEZ23
3 жыл бұрын
Mexicans are very friendly & polite until you give them a reason no to be
@vectorifix3218
3 жыл бұрын
Yea, positivity is glowing from him and makes him easy to approach. For bad guys he’s showing as fearless hitman. 💪
If you're wondering why Bald hasn't uploaded NEW videos, well let's just say I got my 100 rupees
"Bad Hombre - Oink, oink' is the quote of the day 👌🏼
@herbertmacaulay8987
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@SuhelSingh
3 жыл бұрын
Haha couldn't be funnier than that!
i missed that glistening bald head of charisma
@mr.e6033
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@koalabear1984
3 жыл бұрын
@Dos Mas what?
@thexboxfella8493
3 жыл бұрын
@Dos Mas lol shutup you fat american
@MeragShahzad
3 жыл бұрын
Well said!
@mathewdearborn3695
3 жыл бұрын
Ask anything in Russian and you'll get an answer. Like a soviet magic 8 ball...
I never thought Bald would meet his death by vertebral artery dissection from a street chiropractor in Mexico. Jesus.
“We found chicks, Chics restaurant!” Bald is such a dad
@SuhelSingh
3 жыл бұрын
haha totally
If this is deleted footage, it begs the question how many more gems like this Bald is keeping from us?
@tdu5777
3 жыл бұрын
Ya seriously, I loved this video. He might be be undervaluing some of his content.
@baldandbankrupt
3 жыл бұрын
I have deleted hundreds of hours of footage tbh. However I'm starting a second channel early next year for these kind of films and also to keep me busy whilst Covid is making travel almost impossible. So if you like these random kind of films then you should like the new channel.
@atollbits8870
3 жыл бұрын
@@baldandbankrupt good lad
@JimsEquipmentShed
3 жыл бұрын
@@baldandbankrupt well, you’ll need to tell us when you get it going!
@tdu5777
3 жыл бұрын
@@baldandbankrupt Sounds great! Thanks for the update!
"He's taking me down this dodgy street" *Shows the most normal looking street*
@verilyhumane6056
3 жыл бұрын
Whats a normal looking street is a dodgy street of a hood in mexico.
@ML-gz3eq
3 жыл бұрын
@@verilyhumane6056 oh please. No ones scared of mexican “hood”
@ML-gz3eq
3 жыл бұрын
@@lost710 I know. whats your point? Im saying as an American I don’t believe any Mexican “hoods” are really hoods.
@VisibilityFoggy
3 жыл бұрын
@AUmarcus A lot of Americans seem to think that streets in Latin America (and southern Europe, in my experience) look dodgy when they're really just different. I probably even though that way myself before I spent a lot of time in South America. Things are just built and laid out differently, the construction isn't always geared toward outer aesthetics and is more functional. It doesn't mean it's dangerous - just different, and something you get used to.
@ML-gz3eq
3 жыл бұрын
@@VisibilityFoggy Im american and been in hoods. im not scared of any foreign “hood”. If anything I think they’d be scared of Americans if we went there.
3:40 we almost witnessed an assassination
Bro that man thought you were lost and was looking for your friends to take care of you 💀🤣
"Deleted Film"... I think you vastly undervalue your content sir. This was hilarious! More deleted scenes please!!!
@delstanley1349
3 жыл бұрын
He's being careful with deleted scenes. Otherwise he could end up being a deleted senor!
@SagBobet
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know, the whole "chics" joke was really long and not funny.
@delstanley1349
3 жыл бұрын
@@SagBobet >Yeah, it was over done. They repeated the word too much for the setup so you KNEW it was a joke. Actually though I thought what we were going to see was a little wired pen with clucking chickens running all about!
@roldiniamadeo7163
3 жыл бұрын
@@delstanley1349 i definitely thought it was going to be that lol
@jolovesminnis
3 жыл бұрын
Si! Si!!!!!!
“Semi Soviet” - Mr. Bald
@tsoiboy4073
3 жыл бұрын
As opposed to Bald’s Soviet semi.
@ontanis9267
3 жыл бұрын
Semi soviet at this point is an understatement.
@homelessrobot
3 жыл бұрын
so-soviet
@SuhelSingh
3 жыл бұрын
lol the dude comin up with the funniest phrases omg LOL
That street “massage” was brutal.
Funny how your "deleted" content is better than many KZreadr's regular stuff.
At least you got one “Soviet” in there, for old times sake.
@arttujarvinen568
3 жыл бұрын
Semi-soviet
The cartel cant touch you if you are the cartel. Bald: "I'm thinking ahead!
@Lunatic4Bizcas
3 жыл бұрын
: 😉😆🤣
@roymakescomics
3 жыл бұрын
@Bedrock Miner Don WHOOOSH.
@delstanley1349
3 жыл бұрын
Cartel members think "a head" too! :>)
Living life instead of just existing in life. Thanks for sharing your adventures!
The fact that bald just rocks up and starts hanging out with the locals is just legendary 😂
Holy shit! I've just noticed how many subscribers you have. I remember when you were too embarrassed to tell those girls the name of your channel because you only had 300 subs. Respect to you and your channel and all the hard work you've put in. Long may they continue post-covid.
Meet your local mexican street-chiropractor..
@greyjay9202
3 жыл бұрын
If you've got arthritis in your neck, that neck adjustment she does, can leave you a paraplegic. Its actually happened to chiropractic patients. Luckily, Benjamin hasn't reached that stage of life yet. Still though, open air spinal adjustments. Gotta love it! Up here in the States, you can't even breathe without a permit.
@gyffjogofl7676
3 жыл бұрын
I would have freaked if she cracked my neck!
@palomersv
3 жыл бұрын
Los mejores
@JGD185
3 жыл бұрын
I usually like Bald but I found his reaction to her massage really annoying. Like he had to keep yapping and trying to be funny, seems like he's unable to relax.
@frostflower5555
3 жыл бұрын
I thought that was indeed dangerous 3:45 Bald had a close call.
This was by far the best series you ever uploaded. The three of you guys roaming around in Mexico was absolutely enjoyable. Well done my friend.
'He's from Wales.' LMAO...almost made me spit out my tea mate! That was class...🇨🇦🇬🇧
I was so worried the kgb killed our super spy friend, glad to see your still alive. As always love the content
@chrismcdonald4748
3 жыл бұрын
Was really looking forward to seeing him again good to see he is still on the move
@TheGaragelifter
3 жыл бұрын
This is old footage, the KGB released it just to make us think he is still alive.
@bentyrrell8083
3 жыл бұрын
He is the KGB, Bald is the one who knocks
@SNYDAMAAN
3 жыл бұрын
Someone high up in government flew him to a better hospital when he was dying from COVID. They clearly don’t want him dead.
@HaiceeUSMC
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the KGB supports him sense they let him fly too Russia too get COVID treatment
That was 9.5 minutes of awesomeness!
@bassackwards3427
3 жыл бұрын
i agree
@thecartel4655
3 жыл бұрын
it is awesome
@shuckyducky1205
3 жыл бұрын
i like it too
@fortunecookie9336
3 жыл бұрын
a woolworths!
@scrapdude9446
3 жыл бұрын
i replied lol
Mexico's adventures are hands down one of the best features on your channel.
Thank God I found this channel! My favorite ever.
He’s back. We can all breath a sigh of relief!
@ilyavkosyrev
3 жыл бұрын
Я тоже, кайф😌
@frankmanning3815
3 жыл бұрын
This is an old video. Likely, whoever is holding him hostage posted it to make people think he was okay.
@Ken-sr6eo
3 жыл бұрын
@@frankmanning3815 😂😂
@redinstrumental7535
3 жыл бұрын
😮
@hollywoodsaint57
3 жыл бұрын
He made it thru COVID 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did some research.. the baseball team is the Tomateros de Culiacan, or in English, *the Tomato Growers of Culiacan*
@johngowan9154
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, clearly in style a baseball jersey not a futbol jersey which he was looking for.
@Das_Vert
3 жыл бұрын
When you’re lost in translation like that, you kinda just go with the flow. Definitely not what bald wanted though.
@followedtodeath5850
3 жыл бұрын
@@Das_Vert surely he likes tomatoes
@CiaGuy
3 жыл бұрын
@@johngowan9154 probably cause the team is out of culiacan and the sinaloa football team doesn't mention culiacan
@187fukdaworld
3 жыл бұрын
Yea he wanted the dorados de Sinaloa shirt RIP maradona was there manger for a short time they also play there games in culiacan
This was a good series.... loved all 3 of you!!
I can't help but grin like a mad man watching your videos, such positive vibes! Keep up the good work man!
I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but props to you for that breathaking edition in this video. Your chatting with friendly locals and shopping cuts interlaced by those silent cuts showing murals of kidnapped and/or murdered cartel víctims is the perfect representation of what is to be in Culiacán: a Beautiful Paradise on earth, until suddendly becomes Hell.
@baldandbankrupt
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah those walls were very sad. Very nice people in Culiacan but bad things happen there too.
It’s 3am in Wisconsin, USA and I’m so glad you posted
"To proof that i was in the toughfest town in mexico" Ciudad Juarez: ...Hold my beer.
I really enjoyed this! had lots of good laughs keep em coming!
If someone told me this was filmed in Los Angeles I wouldn't see the difference.
@dromedda6810
3 жыл бұрын
El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula just took an L
@dromedda6810
3 жыл бұрын
Another L, that is :)
@AUmarcus
3 жыл бұрын
What? I dont see any homeless people.
@hollywoodsaint57
3 жыл бұрын
You know, I was thinking the same thing!! 😆😆😆 ...such a difference on the paved streets as compared to Tijuana....such a trip
@mightysquirrel7808
3 жыл бұрын
@@AUmarcus You have a point.
The Legend returns for one final crack in 2020!
Thanks for the upload! Great to see even old deleted footage.
Great videos as always! Just a little clarification. The jersey and hat that you bought are not from the local football club (Dorados de Culiacán which was coached by Diego Maradona a couple of years ago) but from the local baseball club called Tomateros (the "tomato growers"). Actually baseball is HUGE in Sinaloa and in most of north-western Mexico.
Your Mexico trip with simon & harold is by far the best travel series i ever watched in 2020, hope 2021 is a good one
I had to re-read the title at least 3 times
Thanks Ben, your book and videos helped me get through the shitshow that was 2020. Look forward to things getting back to normal for us all. Happy New Year
Thnx for the video..... I truly look forward to anything you put on here. Best to you for the new year man...
Finally, you're back man!! Something to watch that worth my time!!
HE'S BACKKK!!! OMGGG PERFECT ENDING TO 2020
@kamotengkahoy2431
3 жыл бұрын
It's not like he's back, this trip was a few months ago I think. It's a late upload.
@celestialdiscord2716
3 жыл бұрын
@@kamotengkahoy2431 and he went to Central Asia a month ago
*Bald, when are you planning on meeting up with Roman again in Chelyabinsk? We need another rowdy drunken night out on the cold, yet inviting, streets of that monumental city*
I love your laugh Mr Bald😂 That massage was epic.
Mr Bald, It was great to see parts of your previous video ! Seeing the three of you again , was a treat ! You, Harald, and Simon , are quite hilarious together ! Will be glad for travel to be open , so you guys can get back to sending us more great videos . You’ve been missed ! ❤️
Just to be clear, that's a baseball jersey and hat you purchased, not a football kit.🙂
@bigchivo4199
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he know that theres a baseball on the sleeve
@Italiantonio76
3 жыл бұрын
@@bigchivo4199 Pretty sure I stated "Just to be clear..."
@cashox4
3 жыл бұрын
@@Italiantonio76 Just to be clear, im pretty sure you stated: "Just to be clear..."
@georgia3596
3 жыл бұрын
Why need to clear things up , we get it.
@MrAfusensi
3 жыл бұрын
Surely that's clear?
i smiled the entire video, love your content so much, it makes me happy
Never thought i would see a vid with two of my favorite traveling youtubers shout out bald and simon!!!!
I can not tell you how much I ADORE HAROLD AND YOU!! you're both amazing, funny and full of adventure. I should also mention BRAVE! Thank you so much for your entertaining exciting and sometimes funny silly videos. Adore u both and the other guy... Welsh haha! He's great as well. Give Harold a Skol for me I'm of Viking decent Norwegian and Scottish and my bfrnd loves Russia as I do too. Much blessings Bald xo
Was expecting this video. The missing one from the trip. A good way to end the year, bringing back the fun times you guys had, and us watching from our homes. Happy New Year Bald, Balder and Wilson!
Happy New Year! I am glad you reconsidered and, in the end, you posted these deleted scenes. It would have been such a waste for us not to be able to see them!
GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK ON THE ROAD / MISS YOUR VIDEOS / KEEP UP THE GREAT ENTERTAINMENT !
My New year's resolution is to open a street massage in Manchester city centre. Good to have you back, great video.
@riddybombastic3653
3 жыл бұрын
Yes mate, would love to see this in the centre of town! Hope it works out for you 😄
@PandoraApocalypse
3 жыл бұрын
I'll definitely visit your massage center when in Manchester. No orgasmatron please
@guccitandoori3940
3 жыл бұрын
Lol str8
@deepakbawa8346
3 жыл бұрын
Best of luck
@bargepoled
3 жыл бұрын
Plenty of massage places in town. Don't waste your time and money dude.
I'm waiting for the "Is this meant to be pleasurable?" bumper sticker.
Identical mannerisms to Gordon Ramsey!! The classic “wow” gets me every time
When they were looking for "chicks" I legit thought they saw a back yard with chickens in it 😆😆😆
The closure I need, Merry Christmas and happy New Year!!
@SuhelSingh
3 жыл бұрын
Merry christmas and happy new year everyone, dope videos as always
This will do for now, Mr. Bald. lol. Thank you and I hope you have a great 2021 and I look forward to tagging along on KZread very much!
You are the best! Fantastic editing! Getting a massage while church bells ringing was awesome!
So good of you to put up hilarious video! Was worried you were sick🤒T-U for the vicarious experiences, especially with spending so much time at home now. Happy 2021!
At the end I was almost sure he was going to show some chicken crossing the street or something 😄
Was laughing my ass off when u got that massage hahahahah 😂
The three amigos trip through Mexico was one of the highlights of my year.
This series in Mexico with you three was great ! You should do Colombia next !
Thank you mister Bald. I enjoy watching your travel experience. I wish you all the healthnes and many travels in 2021. Greetings from the Netherlands
great info
@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904
3 жыл бұрын
Me guns gear!!! Wow sir you really are ever where haha!
Had me happy all day to know I was coming home and watching you Mr B loved that Mexican trip..thanks for that snippet and a HAPPY NEW YEAR🥳 and lots more vids please ❣💝
I hope all 3 of you get along and are together in upcoming videos. You fellows are very entertaining and informative. Happy New Year to you all. Keep the vids coming.
Random guy: "chics es caro" (expensive) Bald: "so this guy said is really cheap" 😂😂😂
@dakotasrocks
3 жыл бұрын
He said “No caro” I think
@afga3477
3 жыл бұрын
only he said no with the finger when they asked if ''it's caro?''
Bald, Harold, and Simon, the three amigos adventure in Mexico I miss so much this trio, I would like to see more adventures of three of you guys
We’ve missed ya! Happy New year!! 🎆 looking forward to a year of more adventures.
Good to see another installment of the B & B travel Vlog! Even the out-takes are entertaining! I'm almost finished reading your book, "The Burning Edge", about your early travels in Belarus. Now I raise a glass of Desi Daru to more adventures in 2021! Cheers!
Woolworths!!! Haven't seen that since the early 80's
@MuzzSader
3 жыл бұрын
They have them all over the place here in Australia. I actually have one right across the road from where I live!
@davidtrejo6087
3 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of Woolworths in Mexico all across the country
@Razaak666
3 жыл бұрын
Germany's another place they still operate
@Jamiered18
3 жыл бұрын
Weirdly, these are actually different companies in different parts of the world that just coincidentally have the same Woolworths name
As soon as I started watching I realise how much I missed your quality videos 👊🧙♂️
@ganjawizard4547
3 жыл бұрын
And then I realised it was the trio even better lol
Finally! Been waiting for this one, so good!
Gorgeous area. Fun times. Have miss watching. Glad to see you are making content again.
Man what an amazing content creator you are. Can’t wait for the borders to open up again so you can make new videos!
@erichansen82
3 жыл бұрын
I just want to go myself
Mr. Bald I'm in love with your channel!! The whole week watching your videos!!! Great content! Hola from Guatemala!!!
@baldandbankrupt
3 жыл бұрын
Hola mi amiga! Es bueno que te gustas mi canal en KZread. Espero que hay posibilidad regresar a Latin America en 2021.
Nice to see the Three Mexican Hombres again enjoying life and sharing your travels with us. Happy New Year guys.....
miss you and your videos, nice to see mexico again since harold and simon joined you. loved the 3 of you making videos
"The Last House In The Chernobyl Village" was the first video I saw due to youtube recommendations. Really enjoying the content & Merry Christmas to you as well! Thank you for another upload👌
@melissahavens6610
3 жыл бұрын
My first too!! And of course, binge watched every single thing since. Love Soviet sinks now!
Mexico series was one of the best !!!
Great Video...I needed this. Thank you and Happy New Year. 🎉✨
Your videos always put me in a good mood Bald. Cheers!
Watch, Ben's gonna get his own corrido sung about him
@nancycorrea538
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
i was juss thinking like 10 sec ago "aww no soviet stuff" and them :"we found something soviet!" lol you never dissappoint sir
@keithdonnellan5564
3 жыл бұрын
I know. I might have been an old Soviet bust shelter.
I think this is the film everybody needed to see. Happy new year Benjamin
Love u guy what a look back at the Mexico trip it was awsome thanks happy new year my friend
8:02 S Q U I R T
Yours and Harold's vlogs are what inspired me to start my own vlogs✌❤
I was waiting for for this for like however many days it’s been since the last video
Hahhaa, you guys make me smile.. great trio.. hope that you'll get together again in 2021.. gave a good last day of 2020!