adult swim made a big mistake when they cancelled this show

@ValdVincent

4 жыл бұрын

The same can be said of all shows

@williamcutting5224

4 жыл бұрын

Someone probably said it was racist

@hercflyer

4 жыл бұрын

They sure did. That was the last time I watched the channel.

@sardonicprincess

4 жыл бұрын

They bring back that bullshit Tuca and Bertie yet they won’t bring back this classic

@LMTR14

4 жыл бұрын

hell no, season 3 already was unwatchably bad

I don't know what's better imo, Skwisgaar screaming "NO IMS NOT" or Nathan pouring rice into the cart and quietly going "brutal".

@ianfinrir8724

2 жыл бұрын

Hey chief, this stuff good for soup?

@imalemon6626

2 жыл бұрын

@@ianfinrir8724 No.

@skuddingomcwinters6119

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the “brutal” for me. Dumping rice out on the floor of a grocery store out of pure ignorance is definitely brutal

@waifu_6399

2 жыл бұрын

@@imalemon6626 AAA! That a yes

@oscarramirez2697

2 жыл бұрын

@@waifu_6399 what's "wal..nauts"?

I love how Nathan starts chuckling when he’s speaking through the mic.

@KyoRedBladeZR1

5 жыл бұрын

Brendon was trying not break character.

@electronbeing5473

4 жыл бұрын

@@mugofsmug914 u wanna get fukt

@tokiwartooth1442

4 жыл бұрын

Best part in my opinion "enjoy a tasty hammer smashed face, aisle 3"

@Gooberwares

4 жыл бұрын

Emily the Griffin he is adorable

@jd-pe3bt

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Nathan gently pressing his face through the glass killed me

@johnrayordas

11 ай бұрын

"gently"

@johnnyandtheinsatiablevoid

9 ай бұрын

@@johnrayordas I mean, it IS gentle. No normal person moving that slowly would shatter glass like that. Just goes to show how powerful a Metal Messiah really is.

@ryano8002

8 ай бұрын

@@johnrayordas Dumbledore asked "CALMY" vibes.

For some reason this is somewhat cute? There is something adorable about a metal band doing something as mundane as shopping for food; and even more amusing, they aren't very good at it.

@christopherauzenne5023

6 жыл бұрын

That’s basically the premise of the whole show a super brutal death metal band the looks all tough and scary but is actually filled with wierdos and idiots

@MorbidMindedManiac

4 жыл бұрын

I know I’m late but kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqqDyLNyo9nTgLg.html Watching fucking Corpsegrinder buy LEGO sets and little toys just feels wholesome for some reason

@KS-bo5bg

3 жыл бұрын

Except for murderfaces everything, and Swissgars shitty misogynistic attitude, yeah they're cute. Nathan Explosion Nathan is like...the guy who went hard. Too many times...he just comes off as he is struggling with brain damage? He's kinda worrying to watch for me, and I feel bad for laughing, but I'm also like "That was funny, and yeah dude you ooze metal out of every pore in your body...but are you okay? Plz take better care of yourself." One of the coolest things was when Nathan and the rest of the bad subverted the "dumb metal head" tropes they definitely embody at times with very shrewd contract negotiations with the Devil in the blues music episode. Somehow clever, funny, completely feasible seeming aside from the supernatural element of course, and if showed a hidden depth / talent the band had honed together. Murderface I don't really enjoy most of the skits that involve murderface tbh. I've worked retail. When he pissed in the olives the 2nd time through watching this I couldn't really find it funny. There's still something that makes me unable to bring myself to hate murderface, because it just feels like punching down on a guy who's in a lot of constant pain? Then he opens his mouth, and sometimes his "I'm an asshole to everyone" Schick isn't very endearing or entertaining to me. It's funny with your bandmates and fans who know you, and what you're about. Less so with strangers, and the exaggerated comedy isn't really there for me. It just looks like art imitating life too much for me to find it funny personally.The absurdity of his skits can be kinda staggering though at times in other epises. Pickles One of the funniest members of the band to me. The lobster scene is probably one of the most Dethklok moments of the series for me aside from maybe Duncan Hills. Toki Toki is wholesome, and adorable and I wouldn't even make him shave that ugly mustache he probably only grew to try and get swissgar off his back about being so cute and pretty. He's definitely got the chops to be a glam metal star. He'd look amazing in a glam goth metal outfit like young Robert Smith even maybe. Swissgar Oh Swissgar, how pretty you are. Totally my type of guy when it comes to looks. So of course to be ironic, and funny they make him the most insecure misogynistic douche bag ...because yep. That literally checks the fuck out completely. He's like a less racist but just as homophobic, and misogynistic young European Axl Rose to me. I'd spitefully refuse to sleep with this kind of guy, and fuck their friends instead, even though I'd want to still fuck Swissgar. Maybe wind up hatefuckin lol. Swissgar is a mixed bag for me, because I absolutely do love laughing AT his insecurities, especially any time Toki shows him up effortlessly, but he does piss me off lol

@cykablyat114

2 жыл бұрын

@@KS-bo5bg your looking to deep into this show and you sound offended by a fucking cartoon character

@roberthouse4817

2 жыл бұрын

@@KS-bo5bg calm down, its a cartoon

Love the fact that Toki is the only one doing grocery shopping

@UseTheScience

2 жыл бұрын

He's the realest person in the show, I love toki so much

@Phoebe5448

2 жыл бұрын

Toki is my spirit animal.

@MisterImpolite

2 жыл бұрын

And he is the fittest one lol, member when they took their shirts off ? Dudes ripped . He prob legit only one takes care of himself properly

@coreyjackson3462

Жыл бұрын

Toki must be protected at all costs

@danny_dinthead8858

Жыл бұрын

@@MisterImpolite He also had to deal with parental torture from orthodox parents and abused his candy sponsorship only to become a Type 2 Diabetic.

I love how Skwisgaar lays it on so damn thick and then gets uber defensive to a simple retort. "NO I'M NOT!!!" Lmao.

You're a lady, Skwizgaar NO I'MS NOT!!!

@zachgarcia2643

3 жыл бұрын

I believe it's, "NO I'S NOT!!!"

The joke is that a supermarket is called a ‘matbibliotek’ in Scandinavia.

@TBustah

8 жыл бұрын

+Νικόλαος יוסף‎ Okay, that makes a bit more sense. I just assumed that it was poking fun at how so many things are socialized in Scandinavia, that even their grocery stores would be set up like a public library.

@michaeltrademark8885

8 жыл бұрын

I hate it when i laugh at jokes and still don't get them.

@GedenWilbur

6 жыл бұрын

Not in Denmark. Denmark is Scandinavia

@r.j.j.o

5 жыл бұрын

Probably Norwegian, I'm too lazy to check.

@nuclearglory0363

5 жыл бұрын

יוסף I don’t know what the fuck your username has done to my keyboard, but I don’t like it

"You a lady Skwissgar--" *NO I'M NOT*

@Postc0ital_mal0ne

3 жыл бұрын

He insecure af lol

@heartracing4you

Жыл бұрын

Three cups of rice. Brutal

“And don’t just buy booze……..that ain’t food” *fills a shopping cart with only liquor* “Hey chief………this stuff good for soup?” 🤣🤣🤣

@Frankcastlepunisher74

Жыл бұрын

Ha! That's a yes!

@sonicexereaper6814

Жыл бұрын

If it’s white wine, it technically does work. 🤔😐

Nathan: got glass infested sausage and rice that could not be payed for Pickles: nothin' but booze Skwisgaar: one loaf of bread Toki: random junk food like pizza and popcorn Murderface: just pissed in the olive bar

@SPCcentralindy8008

4 жыл бұрын

So Toki's the only one actually shopping

@lepsonical4763

3 жыл бұрын

And then Toki forgot all of it at the store when they left.

@Major003

3 жыл бұрын

And tampons.

@saltyspitoon5089

3 жыл бұрын

Took me forever to notice his face is on the cereal box

@musiciangal02453

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Pickles eventually got a lobster once he asked how they're cooked but other than that. Nathan and Toki were the only ones that actually tried to get food for themselves 😂

"2 cups of rice... brutal" Why do i find this so funny ?

@ViroVV

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe because of this ? kzread.info/dash/bejne/hXiZw5mlkauqZKg.html

I love how they can't stand in a group without doing perfect band photo positioning

Two cups of rice... Brutal.

@malphite8797

3 жыл бұрын

Rice from Wuhan.

@wranglercody8422

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at that

@gustavochavarria8161

Жыл бұрын

1:28 You're welcome.

When this came out, my boyfriend and I bonded over this show. Now, he's my husband and every Sunday, we tell the kids "common kids! Let's go to the food library!".

@slaughtered777

4 жыл бұрын

That... is brutal.

@Banana-tm4xq

4 жыл бұрын

Commons kids! Let’s gos tos thes foods library

@itwontcomeout5678

3 жыл бұрын

This is wholesome af. How f🎸cking brütal

@DGneoseeker1

2 жыл бұрын

You call your kids "common"? That really is brutal. Not in a good way.

@Basedhistoryenjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I'm gonna call it food library from now on

I love how Nathan's intercom speech references songs by Cannibal Corpse

@RedDragonM1

2 жыл бұрын

He admits he's a fan of them in interviews and stuff.

@JakeNaughtFromStateFarm

2 жыл бұрын

@@RedDragonM1 Also, Nathan Explosion was based on Corpsegrinder.

@idyllicillusion1992

Жыл бұрын

@@JakeNaughtFromStateFarm And he's actually in this show too

@JakeNaughtFromStateFarm

Жыл бұрын

@@idyllicillusion1992 Hell yeah he is. He’s damn near a regular lol

@idyllicillusion1992

Жыл бұрын

@@JakeNaughtFromStateFarm And you get to hear his vocals in all their glory watching The Doomstar Requiem :D

I love how supportive they are when Nathan is on the speaker

1:20 I love that Toki has his own breakfast cereal XD

@Eva-uw6uo

11 ай бұрын

I'd buy Toki's cereal. The other guys would find ways to make it painful or made from actual metal. Toki would just make sure it's so sugary it gives you diabetes and then gives your diabetes diabetes. With a free epipen in every box!

A secret government agency believes then to be part of an apocalyptic prophecy, and they can't even do their own grocery shopping. I also just love how Skwisgarr tries to prank Toki by putting tampons in his basket and all it took was for Toki to call Skwisgarr a lady to insult every fiber of his being.

@DGneoseeker1

2 жыл бұрын

Arguably it's more likely that a bunch of morons with no common sense or ability to look after themselves would cause the apocalypse. Out of sheer stupidity. One of them in particular might urinate on a hydrogen bomb, for example.

@dragonlordskater5028

2 жыл бұрын

@@DGneoseeker1 not pointing any fingers

@dimsumboy22

Жыл бұрын

But they are part of an apocalyptic prophecy

@mrtaxcollector9552

Жыл бұрын

@@dimsumboy22 and they still can’t do their own grocery shopping

@blackbloodwolf

Жыл бұрын

My favorite irony is that the interference of the government agency more often than not, is the reason apocalyptic things even happen around them lol

Aisle 6 is where Nathan spilled the rice so he's just making sure it's cleaned up. What a nice guy

You're telling me you put these little guys in boiling water, they shriek, turn red, and they die? That is the most metall thing I have heard in my whole life. High Five.

“You lady, Swisgar” “NO I’M NOT” Gets me every time

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOOZE AIN'T FOOD!" Fucking *CLASSIC*

@michaelhall736

3 жыл бұрын

I'd rather chop off my dingdong than admit that!

@MrRepoman197

2 жыл бұрын

I'd rather chop off my ding dong than admit that!

@sublimelove23

Жыл бұрын

Me to my friends when we’re grocery shopping for a camping trip

@voyeursquid7904

Жыл бұрын

Me going to the store with the roommates. If youve seen the fridge, that was all we had. Brutally relatable

@JacobKinsley

Жыл бұрын

Same energy as "what about my supper?" "I left a carton of cigarettes on the table" "yep, she's a keeper"

This scene had a MASSIVE impact on my sense of humor as a teen. Literally shaped an aspect of my personality.

I didn't know that Toki was a cereal mascot.

@lucielm

4 жыл бұрын

That's why he eventually gets diabetes I think. He eats alot of candy and cereal.

@napoleonsolo5929

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucielm Oh yeah, he had a horrible diet, probably went nuts having fun after that strict upbringing.

You cut it off right before the best part of this scene.. "You are a gmilf.. that is a grandmother that I would like to-"

@steelheadhorton3704

2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY "That is a grandmother that I would like to (Metal)" is the funniest shit in that scene xD

@bleach07032

24 күн бұрын

I can hear the guitar part as it cuts out Swisgar.

"Who is...wal...nuts?" Toki was just trying to figure out what walnuts are.

"That is the most metal thing I ever heard."

@memetell2169

3 жыл бұрын

High Five

@BUGSINYOURSKIN22

3 жыл бұрын

PRICE CHEECKK CLEAN UP AISLE SIX

@jadenmckillip1868

2 жыл бұрын

ROTTING BODY LANDSLIDE!

@drakeware655

2 жыл бұрын

@@jadenmckillip1868 AND DON'T FORGET OUR SPECIAL SALE, ON EVERY-BONE-BROKEN-CHICKEN!

@Wolfgodmak

2 жыл бұрын

@@drakeware655 Skwisgaar: “Oh thats great stuff”- -“Go get em Nathan”

Pickles going “AAAHHH that’s a yes” is hilarious

Toki: you’d rather chop off your ding dong than not drink Murderface: YEAH! Toki: Wowee

"Go get 'em, Nathan."

I love how murderface just gas a knife in his hand in the beginning and nobody says anything about it lol

@itwontcomeout5678

3 жыл бұрын

He brought it to murder faces

@Rytonic69

2 жыл бұрын

It's so he can chop off his ding dong when he finds out booze isn't food

@MrRepoman197

2 жыл бұрын

@@itwontcomeout5678 he's about to chop off his ding dong than not drink.

@liesalllies

Жыл бұрын

He was prepared to cut off his ding dong

"Who is Wall Nuts?" Lmao Toki is too precious

Did I just see a box of cereal in Toki's grocery cart with his face on it?

@tokiwartooth1442

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@vront69

4 жыл бұрын

Toki Wartooth why did u do that

@Privatepyle69

3 жыл бұрын

My brain had a seizure

@jamesprice2163

3 жыл бұрын

Yep introducing metal o's with a healthy dose of ricen and mercury

Okay but why is Toki the only one actually buying decent groceries hahaha and he got his cereal!

Love how you can hear Brendon Small start to crack up during the PRICE CHECK line.

When Nathan's head goes through the glass I lose it every time

This was the first clip I saw of Metalocalypse like a week before it aired and I was pretty much hooked immediately. My mom still quotes the "lemon tart wrinkletits!" bit to this day.

I was in 7th grade watching this awesome show. That’s how I got introduced metal music like Metallica, Iron Maiden, Motörhead, AC DC, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath

@Jestrath

Жыл бұрын

Most of those barely qualify as metal. Ac /dc and led zeppelin are more just rock honestly

@leoncorbett4553

Жыл бұрын

⁠​⁠@@JestrathMetallica maiden motorhead (speed metal) and Sabbath are all mentioned

@burgerbitchenterprises8338

11 ай бұрын

@@Jestrathtrue but they all slap

@bleach07032

24 күн бұрын

If you haven't watched This is Spinal Tap, you might enjoy it. It's another metal parody.

when Nathan puts his head through the glass, pricless XD

@MisterVercetti

3 жыл бұрын

The best part is how the glass magically disappears when he's pouring the rice in the cart, yet it's back when he's messing with the intercom.

I love the cannibal corpse references as nathan uses the intercom

@fecalmatter7488

17 күн бұрын

The grocery stores name is a reference to the band finntroll as well

toki is on the cereal box and skwisgar is on the tampons box!

0:36 is why Nathan is my favorite character.

I love how they all cheered Nathan on.

“Ey chief, this stuff good for soup?” “Uh n-“ “Ahhah thats a yes”

This scene was the very first ever taste of dethklok I ever had, this is the scene that made me fall in love

"Every bone broken chicken" goddamn, this show is ahead of its time.

Because of this I still call a store a foods libraries.

I like how they name every store/restaurant that’s not a brand after a metal band

It took me a very, very long time to realize Toki's face on a cereal box.

For whatever reason, “Peepee time” is the metalocalypse phrase that sticks in my mind. I think it almost daily

The fact this show isn't on anymore makes me shriek, turn red, and die.

Nathan: Dumps rice on floor. Also Nathan: "Brutal"

Nathan: And don't just buy booze. That ain't food!

@TheDoomCupcakes

7 жыл бұрын

Cool Connor 1995's Channel Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding dong than not drink?!

@lucasgartley9603

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean booze ain't food

Nathan:Two cups of rice...*pours rice in the cup as it spills in the floor and stares at it intensely * brutal

@emilymatthews2990

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly how I shop

“booze ain’t FOOD”😂😂😂

Why do I wants to hugs Toki so badly?

@spice_cake

5 жыл бұрын

Because ur name is ironhetalia indicating that you are a fellow hetalia fan (hello friend) and toki is adorable and nice so yeh :3

"Two cups of rice..." "...Brutal."

Classic Metalocalypse.

I love the term "food library" and still use it from time to time all these years later.

1:18 Didn't know Toki has his own cereal

0:43 Nathan gets glass shards embedded in him 1:28 Where did the glass shards go? 1:49 Oh, there they are.

i love how IMMEDIATELY defensive he is at 1:26 even tho he just talked shit for ages

1:48 If someone did this in an actual grocery store. I wonder if anyone would get the reference.

Ahhhh you cut off the finish. "Guess what you are a GMILF...that is a grandmother that id like to..."

0:49 I was thinking about this scene all day. Murderface also taking a leak in the olives, just puts the whole scene together.

@maxwellschmid588

10 ай бұрын

GOOD then it's peepee time!

The cannibal corpse jokes at the end are 666% totally metal

Me: "Babe, I'm going to the food library." Her: "Okay, you-wait what?"

1:34 *BRUTAL*

First time i saw Nathan push his face through the deli glass, i about pissed myself. Funniest shit

I'm gonna refer to the grocery store as the food library from now on.

" Is there olives in it " might be the funniest lines ever

"Lahdies tampoons..." - Skwissgar Skwigelf

0:05 Food library.

Absolute fan of how Nathan goes *brutal.* While dropping the rice

shoulda left in the part about the GMILF...

Skwigaar yelling "NO I'M NOT!!!"so loud and quickly kills me. XD "CLEAN UP AISLE SIX! ROTTED BODY LANDSLIDE!!!!" Lol. That, him dumping out rice on the floor and leaning on the partition until he shatters it and getting glass in his face and the food. XD

@American-Zero

Жыл бұрын

And don't forget our special sale on Every Bone Broken Chicken!

I remember the first time I saw this on TV, and my sides legitimately hurt from how hard I was laughing. I knew right then and there that I'd found gold.

Dethklok is literally me in a grocery store

1:19 . If you pause here you can see on the cereal box is Toki's face under the word metal.

@ianfinrir8724

4 жыл бұрын

That doesn't surprise me

I like how he didnt swiftly and violently bash head into the glass to break it, he IS violence so when he pushed his head against the glass it broke in his presence

Skwisgaar so proud of Nathan screaming on the loud speaker😂

1:18 The cereal box has Toki's face on it

"NO IM NOT!" Is so funny for some reason

In Nathan's world, you only pay for the quantity you need. Even if that quantity goes completely through the cart.

“Go get ‘em Nathan” 😂😂😂

skwisgaar has his priorities straight with a single baguette

“Price check, clean up aisle 6……rotten body landslide; and don’t forget our special sale on every bone broken chicken. Hey, enjoy a tasty hammer smashed face” 😂🤣

food library might be a really cool name for a grocery store

"Go get em, Nathan" XD

LMAO I remember this so well! I miss this show.

I don't think nathan's VA meant to laugh during that bit but he did and they just rolled with it

@miketrishkin9675

2 жыл бұрын

He’s the voice actor of the whole band, and show creator

So glad they're getting a movie finally

I'm so glad I recorded this episode on my VHS player

This is my social anxiety when I go into public rolled up into a video

Haha! I never noticed before in Tokis basket is his own cereal! In fairness I'd buy my cereal if it existed xD

Go get 'em, Nathan!

1:05 lol "aAaAh, thats a yes"

1:12 I knew a guy who was exactly like this