The "tugged away like puppies on a leash" genuinely put me in physical pain. Ouch

@teacherverina

7 ай бұрын

I have the urge to ask men who write things like this if they've ever seen a woman's breasts try to do this thing because omg she saw a real man. Not because it isn't possible, but just to see the devastated look on their faces as they realize that according to their own view of women's anatomy, they are not the alpha/a real man/whatever they think they are.

@ava4689

7 ай бұрын

Dont you know us women have magnet like nipples that guide us to the Alpha Males? Lmao.

@camaybeckford3981

7 ай бұрын

YT said this has 2 replies. it's either 1. Replies were NSFW, so they blocked it 2. YT is taking drugs, AGAIN I also internally felt the pain. I'd rather jump down a flight of stairs and lend upright with no bra than actually feel any of the two horrific experiences this author has bestowed upon us.

@pixelzebra8440

7 ай бұрын

HELP 😭

@pixelzebra8440

7 ай бұрын

EEWWWWW

The “Evolutionary recognition of the protector” had me truly dying 💀

@Iamdesperate

7 ай бұрын

I first read and thought she was gonna say "Predator"😭🤌

@Holistic-Hallucinations

7 ай бұрын

Why are so many men obsessed with that idea lmaooo

@katerihensel3234

7 ай бұрын

It sounds like those "alpha wolf" smut intros 😂💀

@andres_david25

7 ай бұрын

@@katerihensel3234 This gave me "El lobo siempre cuida su loba" vibes, and it made me cringe so hard 😖

@katerihensel3234

7 ай бұрын

@@andres_david25 yesss lol those 🫣😭

“Worse than anything a period could do.” GURL IS SUFFERING

@OlliveaD_

4 ай бұрын

Fr

@TinaTomassen

4 ай бұрын

Worse than anything a period could do = worse than an actual heart attack according to some research! Wtf! 😳

@yurigolden8028

3 ай бұрын

Nah she is giving birth

@Dragonia-co7yp

3 ай бұрын

Realistically she’d be dying on the floor

@kraziecatclady

2 ай бұрын

All I could think when I heard that was how many men seem to think period pain is imaginary and probably wouldn't write that. My mom's boss told her that it was all in her head. I rarely if ever get cramps, but I know more than a few women with serious cramps that interfere with daily activities.

"worse than anything a period could do" So she's just completely knocked tf out from the pain then

@MarfansGoth

3 ай бұрын

Yea no she's dead.

@dragonbaby635

3 ай бұрын

@@MarfansGoth Fair point!

@mask938

3 ай бұрын

She's on life support in the hospital because of that pain.

@rayf6126

2 ай бұрын

That just means the guy could catch her.

@mask938

Ай бұрын

@@rayf6126 And then she immediately passes out from the excruciating pain and they have to call an ambulance.

"Her body tries to tear itself apart, reacting to the bad writing."

@theaccountshandle

7 ай бұрын

*Gold stars your comment*

@SweetLilScribbles

7 ай бұрын

FR

@Avocodo

7 ай бұрын

Yes!

@DisheveledDuckStudioz

7 ай бұрын

"Sal gasps in shock and nearly faints, until seeing this funny comment. Although, after laughing, he then faints." (I'm sorry I had to)

@YouWillBeFound_506

7 ай бұрын

THIS

"This IS the way the women's body alert her to the right man!" I can't 💀✋🏼

@TheRawrnstuff

7 ай бұрын

Fantasy is such an under-explored genre. It's always dwarves and elves and dragons and shit, but uterus-based proximity detection and alpha-seeking puppy-titties? That's the good shit.

@createityourself6449

7 ай бұрын

​@@TheRawrnstuff Dude- 💀 😭 Take my like and leave...

@krisf2268

7 ай бұрын

​@@TheRawrnstuffLMAOO

@Daelyah

7 ай бұрын

​@@TheRawrnstuffClosest I think we've gotten is the vagina portal to a demon dimension, in one person's book. Forgot who the author was, though.

@TheRawrnstuff

7 ай бұрын

@@Daelyah "When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades [boyfriend] Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs." - The Amazon Kindle ebook description, _The Haunted Vagina,_ by Carlton Mellick ||| 4/5 Stars, by 1414 reviews.

"worse than any period could do" yes im calling the ambulance rn girl!

@mask938

Ай бұрын

Get the defibrilator!

@Just_me509

12 күн бұрын

Too late she's probably already dead

@mask938

11 күн бұрын

@@Just_me509 Then the defibrillator won’t work! BEGIN CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!

"Ow my uterus-" "SOULMATE."

You know it's a good skit when it makes you feel violently ill 😭

“Worse then any period could do”- My god how is she still standing!?

@itz_Raine_Official

7 ай бұрын

I would pass away my cramps are BAD so I would just sit down immediately

@_soybeanss

7 ай бұрын

copied comment 😔😔

@Lunarflare72

7 ай бұрын

Frfr

@User-NicosLittleSister

7 ай бұрын

Omg howwww??? My periods sometimes have me curled up in bed CRYING.

@arriannaniv

7 ай бұрын

Ya I’ve had bad enough cramps to where it put me on the floor and I almost threw up… thought I was gonna pass out and everyone around me thought I was dying and should go to the hospital… Still wanted to get through the school day because “fight through the pain”

“Worse than anything a period could do.” And she *didn’t* collapse on the floor? Yeah ok, likely story.

"her breast get heavy, like puppies pulling on a leash" ...😭💀

@arandomuser3500

20 күн бұрын

Oh my lord, I read it as “Like puppies falling on a leash” 😭

@lovelynorah25

20 күн бұрын

@@arandomuser3500 😭😭😭

I think my insides just flinched holy shit that was brutal

@steph_matarazzo

Жыл бұрын

😅 I apologize

@thebookgeek3546

Жыл бұрын

@@steph_matarazzo no it’s fine it’s a good video it’s an accurate representation of some male authors’ writing prowess

@15.dhritiagrawal56

10 ай бұрын

​@@thebookgeek3546 maybe you found the *right* man lmao

@thebookgeek3546

10 ай бұрын

@@15.dhritiagrawal56 I’m a lesbian so no thank you actually

@15.dhritiagrawal56

10 ай бұрын

@@thebookgeek3546 it was a reference to the video lol

Holy shit you found my friend's manuscript

@steph_matarazzo

Жыл бұрын

😮😮😭

@ms.blooddiamond3857

7 ай бұрын

Stfu this is too real😭

@shannonhensley2942

7 ай бұрын

If thats your friend he's in a cult run.

@LittleMaitea

7 ай бұрын

Is (or hopefully just was) he a „Women are lying about their pain and experience! I know because I’m a real Man! An Alpha Male Who knows everything!“ -Guy Aka a „The world needs to follow my delusions or else I feel dumb/powerless“ - Guy

@ms.blooddiamond3857

7 ай бұрын

@@LittleMaitea Mine mercifully isn't. He's got a big heart & means well. He has a smother mother, which is awkward because she's kind to our family but hovers over her son like he's an unarmed soldier, & all places except school & home are enemy grounds. He himself is a great friend to me, but he's pretentious (especially around his mom), right-wing, & (it seems) anti-abortion. He's also just the least self-aware person in my life. Situation is absolute bananas

“Writing a female character is easy, simply write a Male character that has no personality, then identify them as a Woman.” -Current Star Wars writers

@jamesalexander8193

4 күн бұрын

Your missing make them perfect at everything and she needs no training because she always wins

@useraccount3207

15 сағат бұрын

You forgot the most important ingredient, never have her take responsibility for her actions.

As a man and a writer, i was laughing while slamming my palm against the wall, amused for no reason

@GlowingAmberRaiinYTT

Ай бұрын

Please tell me you don’t write like this 😭

@user-ee2dc3gx7p

Ай бұрын

@@GlowingAmberRaiinYTT I don't, but I might or I might not

@nancyfancy9825

7 күн бұрын

​@@user-ee2dc3gx7p don't...

@n30ngl1tch

Күн бұрын

@@user-ee2dc3gx7p please, spare us

“worse than any period could do” oh my gods how is she alive-

@WillSolaceIsASwiftie

7 ай бұрын

Hiii PJO fan

@ajr726

7 ай бұрын

@@WillSolaceIsASwiftie Hi😃

@WillSolaceIsASwiftie

7 ай бұрын

@@ajr726 I love ur pfp

@ajr726

7 ай бұрын

@@WillSolaceIsASwiftie ty, I like yours too

@carcrashheart

7 ай бұрын

@@WillSolaceIsASwiftie Hiii fellow Percy Jackson fans

I always look for that tell-tale sign of the breasts getting heavy in the shirt, so I know when a woman is into me.

@strawb3rry_kisses

7 ай бұрын

is that why you're always watching 📸🤨

@lxmon_654

7 ай бұрын

remember, if you see a girl clutching her uterus, she is in love with you! immediately start kissing her and she will be relieved of her pain 👍

@timbuktu8069

7 ай бұрын

What's really amazing is if a girl happens to be standing on a scale when it happens. You can actually see the weight increase.

@aspenisthebest

7 ай бұрын

you must be really looking hard

@lxmon_654

7 ай бұрын

@@timbuktu8069 yess I've done that it is actually so weird 🤭

"She suddenly feels a kick in her uterus." Sounds like they've previously met then 💀

"Worse than anything a period could do" Oh so she's passed out cold then-

These descriptions are supposed to be seductive, but why do they sound like Nat Geo Wild?😭

@ChibiGentlemen

11 ай бұрын

FR

@mrspicolli

9 ай бұрын

Is that the kids version of Nat Geo? because that makes total sense

@anarchyandmaybecake

7 ай бұрын

@@mrspicolliI think it might be a nature documentary series but could be wrong, I mostly read the History magazines

@hello-lz4xj

7 ай бұрын

IK LOL it's like they're describing her wild behavior

@AutieZo

7 ай бұрын

The feminin-iasha waltzes into the field, fanning herself and showing off her meticulously prepared game-face. She has but one goal: Find a compatible strong male, to last for the winter nights

Alternative ending "but little did Amex know, Ellie was infected with a terrible curse that caused random body parts to come to life, often kicking her or trying to run away. And she intended to transfer her curse onto him, guided by her wandering boobs."

@nadiarey4196

7 ай бұрын

Quality plotwist 😂

@julian_games_22

7 ай бұрын

i think amex meant american express

@SakuraMoonflower

7 ай бұрын

Guided by her wandering boobs! 😂❤🎉 That's so funny and tongue in cheek!

@benhagstrom2185

7 ай бұрын

​@@julian_games_22 same, but I like this version too😅

@zoraackerman1684

7 ай бұрын

Oh my God. 🤭😂😂🤣🤣🤣

THIS is the way a womans body alerts her to the right man **Audibly frog eye blinks**

"WoRsE tHaN AnY pErIoD-" LIESSSSSSS PERIODS HURT THE MOST

“Rachel wasn’t like the other girls. They all wore their cute little pink dresses and high heels. Not Rachel though…She preferred jeans and tank tops over uncomfortable dresses. Despite her, carefree style, every boy wanted her. They would claw at a iron door just to be with her. She didn’t wear makeup but her beauty was radiant, gleaming. Her smile lit up a room.” “She usually hated parties. She preferred to go home and read a few novels. Tonight though, was different. She was feeling wild that night. She walked into the party and all eyes were on her. Her blue orbs scanned the room, trying to find a quiet spot to settle down into. Her blue orbs land on him. His beautiful hot chocolate colored hair and bright, green orbs. She could help but let out a gasp. “Who is that man?!” She thinks to herself” Stop bc I can’t finish writing this I’m crying 😭

@astrostone573

7 ай бұрын

Can someone get you an award

@chubbydinosaur9148

7 ай бұрын

Rachel wasn't like other girls, because she was an autistic lesbian.... therefore she was actually like a lot of girls.

@JoJoM2009

7 ай бұрын

The completely accurate usage of "orbs" 😂😂

@MissEynah

7 ай бұрын

I'm gonna help you: "Complete silence fell over the room. It was, like they were the only persons existing in the room. Everyone stared at them. Until suddenly a girly girl in a pink girl-dress approached HIM and tried to offer him a drink in a pathetic attempt to gain his attention. Did she not realize that he was Rachel's soulmate? To show how totally not jealous she was, Rachel turned. The place was crowded but once she passed a table, three guys stood up and offered her a seat. She smiled and wanted to take a seat, when suddenly an orgasm-like feeling stroke her. It came from a hand lying on her shoulder. Rachel turned and saw HIM again, right in front of her. He asked: "May I ask for a dance with you, my lady?" His manly man-voice vibrated in her breasts and she nearly swooned. She laughed like an angel and threw her long, golden, silky hair back. Six guys in the background passed out. Only HE - a real alpha male - was able to withstand her strong feminity." I'm sorry. I had to write a second part. 😂😂

@OIOIOI203

7 ай бұрын

@@MissEynah STOP 😭 I’m sobbing right now my stomach hurts so bad 💀

The men heard women have intuition and took it the wrong way 💀

@schuylergeery-zink1923

6 ай бұрын

Don’t you get intuition from your uterus and boobs, too? Oh uggghhhh just meeeee? 😭

@mae1062

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@moubhattacharyay6891

6 ай бұрын

Yeppp..👍🏻

@NCXitlali

6 ай бұрын

I've seen far too many women stick with, and even defend, their abusers so I already know this is bullshit. I'm in a relationship and she responds better when I'm an asshole. When I am nice she thinks less of me. It's really annoying. I just wanna be able to be nice to her have her give me attention for it instead of being a jerk and her responding to it!

@davidt1621

6 ай бұрын

@@NCXitlali Give him a chance to explain. He'll begin by explaining your exact situation. Then he'll give an example of how to express yourself without coming across as emotionally needy. It's not a big change in the way you express yourself - it just requires the tiniest bit of patience to draw her in to concern about you and your feelings. Dan Bacon - How to Make a Woman Treat You Well in a Relationship. kzread.info/dash/bejne/qYeV2puaXdDOYco.htmlsi=MaT2HrFOEbUQ8Ubc

"This IS the way the womens body alert her to the right man!" Now i know why im still single.

My brain needs a shower.

Women writing women: “Okay so I want this badass chick with guns”

@user-gh5oq3qq7g

7 ай бұрын

I a fellow woman also want a badass chick with guns. Also ladies with swords thats good too.

@kairicanessa3533

7 ай бұрын

Yes!!!

@rainfall6805

7 ай бұрын

Yess! Honestly the only right way to write fmc’s

@cleliacarolinaguadarramaor3132

7 ай бұрын

Its like that, or a character that has absolutely no personality trait besides "Im in love with that dude, but I cant be so obvius" and then procedes to be that obvius hahah

@Wehwehmf

7 ай бұрын

But then she can be feminine AND strong or just completely badass. That’s what’s good about women describing women it’s way more realistic 😂

That dog on leash one made me uncomfortable

@steph_matarazzo

Жыл бұрын

That was actually inspired by a real book quote 😭

@thepinkelephant2520

Жыл бұрын

Same 😭

@rosepuppy1984

8 ай бұрын

@@steph_matarazzoI’m sorry WHAT‽ Tell me which book so I don’t have to read it.

@waffleaffle231

7 ай бұрын

​@@rosepuppy1984 it really is, I've seen it in a book but I don't remember what it was (my brain decided to forget so I don't have to suffer knowing it exists)

@echomikoart

7 ай бұрын

@@steph_matarazzoWHAT 💀

“Worse than anything a period could do” How would you know, men? 😂

@Th3BigBoy

3 ай бұрын

Because some females used to be men sweaty.

@xXgacha_starXx

3 ай бұрын

@@Th3BigBoy It's sweetie, not sweaty, and I know that. I'm not fucking stupid. You probably are, speaking as you don't know elementary school level grammar.

@RoseyStoleYourToast

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@Th3BigBoy Trans women can't get periods 😅

@mask938

3 ай бұрын

@@Th3BigBoy Trans women can't get periods, genius. You need to have a uterus and ovaries for that.

@le_choco_alexis

2 ай бұрын

​@@Th3BigBoy 1. Trans women can't get periods even if they get surgery. 2. you spelt sweetie wrong 😢

Not saying there aren't women that might have a personality disorder that makes them think like that, but most women who get that much male attention at a bar would be scared shitless, endless drunk men at a bar fighting each other's egos to get close to a women they have objectified, that is legit the most terrifying thing I could ever imagine.

@lisa2stewart

Ай бұрын

🍜🌌SAME!

"worse than any period can do" IS SHE HAVING A HEART ATTACK??? KIDNEY STONES???

@arianekelly2633

7 ай бұрын

I straight up thought uh oh that one night stand for free drinks was a little more than she bargained for. Lol😅

@AS-kf1ol

6 ай бұрын

LITERALLY. DO THESE MEN KNOW WHAT A PERIOD IS?? 😂

@kattie2185

6 ай бұрын

@@AS-kf1olit’s astounding to me how some men think a women’s body is some supernatural thing that has bizarre things happen like it’s a regular thing… like I know we’re different but women’s bodies aren’t that hard to understand 😅

@SaraRankins.

6 ай бұрын

Actually some periods are more painful than heart attacks, which is one of the reasons why women don't go to the doctor for hearts attacks as much because "it wasn't that painful"

@kiraoshiro9251

6 ай бұрын

​@@SaraRankins.I do think that was their point. I also believe females tend to have more severe pain than not, but the fact we all gotta act like everything's ok in public when on our periods might give other females around us the idea that they're abnormal if their pain is severe.

i stopped at the uterus part and go “IS SHE PREGNANT WTFFF- oh wait no its just the male author”

@KittyUnicorn56XD

7 ай бұрын

Same! Lol

@hyde3155

7 ай бұрын

SAME

@Lemon_breadz

7 ай бұрын

Amae

@HiYayWoo

7 ай бұрын

iktr

@OliviaLove-lm7mf

7 ай бұрын

Ikr like hol' up WHAT!

"Her molten chocolate eyes" terrified me 💀💀

"A kick worst than anything a period could do" yeah sounds like a sentence a man will write 💀💀💀

“her skin was like chocolate, but not the brown kind because she was white”

@nadiarey4196

7 ай бұрын

Ouch. Could it be? You just made it worse. Good job! I didn't think it was possible honestly

@srehtodnacipE

7 ай бұрын

"An *abundant* amount of freckles, but *not too much* because her skin looked & felt like the appearance of c r e a m"

@crimxe

7 ай бұрын

her hair looked like the sunset, but not orange or pink because she was blonde.

@cringeismyfavouriteword

7 ай бұрын

LMFAO

@arundhatidubey9334

7 ай бұрын

Cause she was white chocolate

Its always the breasts being described in the most outlandish ways that I find the most hilarious.

@soph_learns_ASL

5 ай бұрын

“Her breasts stared at me through her dark blue dress” Like no, I think you’re staring at THEM

@Iflie

5 ай бұрын

I'll never forget the one where they "bounced boobily" . Thank goodness I didn't read that book myself. But some male writers really have women look in the mirror and give measurements and act like the woman is turned on by herself.

@rebeccasam3434

5 ай бұрын

I don’t know what you’re talking about, this is DEFINITELY how my breasts work! 😂

@auiak7689

5 ай бұрын

Fr tho like what 😭😭😭

@Percy_jacksons_girlfriend

5 ай бұрын

Fr

How women write female characters: she walked into the bar and thanked the guy who paid for her drink because that is nice 👍

On a serious note this is what romance novels teach women that unhealthy toxic relationships can work

Im pretty sure my uterus is hiding behind my liver thanks to this one 😂

@knoxthecat8051

7 ай бұрын

LMAO

@elenalizabeth

7 ай бұрын

Don’t worry I’m sure the male author will find a way for his male characters 🍆 to “rearrange those organs” (because that’s just how women’s internal parts work apparently)

@Isntmycatcute

7 ай бұрын

Same, I couldn't continue this to the end 💀

@ZeroxfishZain9047

7 ай бұрын

BRO AS A BOY IM ASCENDING TO THE HEAVENS

@skybunny6258

7 ай бұрын

​@@IsntmycatcuteI wish I could have as much self-respect as you do. I finished it, and as a woman, I hope I can forget this feeling as soon as possible. I even feel bad for the girl who made this. Imagine posing through all this torture

you know shit's getting unrealistic when they try to compare anything as worse than period pain 😂😭

@TheCumberCoIlective

7 ай бұрын

Exactly 😂 Though tbf this last period didn't have me writhing in pain on the floor. But check back in a couple weeks because my ovulation comes with enough pain to drive any man insane 🙃

@GleamDrawz

7 ай бұрын

@@TheCumberCoIlective Yeah, I haven't had mine since October of last year, and I suspect that it's building up.

@kateflanagan9355

7 ай бұрын

I was in the middle of a hike once when some of the worst cramps ever started. My younger brother could not for the life of him comprehend why I was falling behind. I wanted to yell at him "how about I kick you in the crotch once every couple of minutes and see how fast do you make it up this mountain" Something worse than that suddenly happened while I was at a bar I wouldn't be looking around for a man I'd be in the bathroom crying and vomiting.

@plant_12

7 ай бұрын

Fr😭😭 like yeah I haven't had anything worse than that one migraine I had once, but even that one wasn't worse than my sister. Literally the only thing that stopped her from calling an ambulance once was that she physically couldn't speak

@MacabreIngenue2

7 ай бұрын

Couple of periods back I full on fell to the floor. Apparently from anemia.

Anyone find it funny how often female writers do this with men as well? 😂, there’s a ton rn

"Worse than any period could do" -- right, so a ruptured appendix, gotcha. Well, better get o the ER then!

"like puppies pulling on a leash" HAHAHA

@Nerdy-By-Nature

5 ай бұрын

I died at the accuracy 🤣 As someone who has written literary RPGs, I have had other writers godmod and write nearly those exact thoughts into my character's head (also the exploding uterus ... like why).

@TheGecko213

4 ай бұрын

Cow udders

@ThatOneGoshDamnBudgie

3 ай бұрын

@@TheGecko213😭 What??

@SethstarSlayer

2 ай бұрын

​@@TheGecko213 the *WHAT!?*

@kittylady2005

2 ай бұрын

This had me rolling 😂

This is also almost all werewolf romances.

@notamoose2070

7 ай бұрын

And those are normally written by women, weirdly enough... I blame Wattpad =/

@rattling.casket

7 ай бұрын

​@@notamoose2070 It's because they've literally never experienced life before and all they know is Movies 😭😭

@multifandomharlot

7 ай бұрын

i hate that universe/genre of books with a passion; why are the alphas always so mean to their bonded "mates"!? why can't they just meet them and be like "cool, lol, you're the one". They gotta assert dominance and shit and embarrass them 😭 ugh, IIIIICK.

@notamoose2070

7 ай бұрын

@@multifandomharlot this. Honestly, as a writer of supernatural fiction myself, the fact that stories featuring werewolves are still using the 'male alpha wolf' concept when canine behaviorist consider it to be outdated is already annoying enough. But adding the 'fated mate' stuff on top of that? It makes me genuinely hope those damn books are being written by AI or pre-teens.

@multifandomharlot

7 ай бұрын

@@notamoose2070 I haven't read one werewolf universe book with this "alpha male" concept, that I've liked. They're all trash. Maybe there are a few gems out there that I haven't read yet, but so far it's all been hot garbage and I refuse to read anymore of them.

The fact that this was a woman writing how men write women

I actually said "what the fuck" out loud during this 😭☠️

My favorite male writer senerio. "Her stomach was in twist for the high school football captain. But what was this feeling. Anxiety? She's never felt that before" it made me laugh as a freshmen especially since the girl was a senior.

@turbokirboz

7 ай бұрын

proves the writer dropped out of high school 😭

@pluviophile1988

7 ай бұрын

Scenario

@Ari-gd5bg

7 ай бұрын

"In twist"

@addyshorhnr3544

7 ай бұрын

What drugs had that girl been on cause I really need them

@nananutdreamers4644

7 ай бұрын

2/4 in support. The other two might be as well but I think I've confused them since I wrote with bad grammer.

"Worse than anything a period could do" PICOs enters the chat.

@RainbowGamer701

7 ай бұрын

What's that? Please enlighten me.

@arathecutie

7 ай бұрын

@@RainbowGamer701 PCOS. It's a common disease it makes period irregular

@TheSnowconeMachine

7 ай бұрын

my endometriosis made me experience severe blood loss and paralyzing pain for 8 years before i finally got treated, was told i was faking it and that painful periods were normal. For peeps with endo, periods can be more painful than heart attacks and literal childbirth. Unfortunately it puts us at risk for untreated heart attacks because of that, because we don't realize we're having a heart attack.

@justabout6979

7 ай бұрын

​@@TheSnowconeMachinewoah, I never heard about the heart attack thing. ❤That must have been the absolute worst. Sending love.

@TheSnowconeMachine

7 ай бұрын

@@justabout6979 thanks so much for the kind wishes! Thankfully, it's easily treatable- once i went on birth control I went from soaking my pads with heavy bloodflow for a week straight and having debilitating pain, to very mild bleeding for just a couple days and barely any cramping! the difference was really like night and day, and I will forever regret going so long without being treated. So many years of being too sick to go to school, and in so much pain i wasn't able to move...

"fuzzy mound" always gets me in books 😅

The same goes for women writing men as well.

@fictionaddiction4706

3 ай бұрын

No, women writing men, give them character and way more scenes.

@ngastakvakis4425

2 ай бұрын

@@fictionaddiction4706 Funny

@pranavsutar6978

2 ай бұрын

Yeah , sure ​@@fictionaddiction4706

@whateverdude4074

2 ай бұрын

​@@fictionaddiction4706yes yes *Robert put his 42 inch rod in me* so much emotions and drama

@stitch01

2 ай бұрын

certainly true for comics

My whole brain currently hurts.

@user-vn5zs7xw2i

7 ай бұрын

Mine short-circuited at the uterus part. 😵

@zillasart7222

7 ай бұрын

How to delete someone else's video

"her breast get heavy in her shirt trying to escape and run to him-" made my skin turn itself inside out I feel burning

@emstink

7 ай бұрын

The way it's an actual Stephen King line too lmao

@maremsamy4850

7 ай бұрын

Wait really what book ??​@@emstink

@pinkhotchocolate2977

7 ай бұрын

GIRL NO WAY@@emstink

@kattie2185

6 ай бұрын

@@emstinkStephen king doesn’t know how boobs work my man seriously thought they stayed upright pointing to the ceiling when a women is lying on her back lol

@pidusredlah

6 ай бұрын

Puppies!!

Lmaooo😂😂 This was so good! I was cringing the entire time at the accuracy!💀

Props to her for being able to read that without bursting into hysterical laughter. 💀💀💀

omg the complete cluelesness about the female anatomy and complete confidence in decribing it are so on point 😂

@matthewatwood8641

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, because she made all that up.

@beckiehubley5798

6 ай бұрын

​@matthewatwood8641 some guys writing women really are that clueless. Then there are cheap romance novels that are this cringy regardless of gender of the author.

@matthewatwood8641

6 ай бұрын

@@beckiehubley5798 You ain't kidding. They're called sh*tty authors. There are women who do a terrible job of writing about men and women who do great with it. It isn't something that specific to gender. Some people are good at writing, others not so much. The male author she was mimicking sounds like he swallowed a whole bottle of red pills & then vomited it out through a word processor.

@pythondrink

6 ай бұрын

Are those claims about female anatomy in the video that yk to be false? Couldn't find any.

@niceperson4086

6 ай бұрын

@@pythondrink "Worse than any period could do" nahh periods can hurt more than a heart attack.. also "Her breasts get heavy" 💀

I didnt know my uterus could be a potential WINGWOMAN!!!

@beetleorangejuice

7 ай бұрын

WINGTHING*

@user-db2wc8rv3z

6 ай бұрын

imagine if she was actually at the bar, but she never got a bar to produce, oh the simp men, no where to be found, the dream guy wasn’t in her room with her because the man of her dreams she had to meet at the bar

@davidt1621

6 ай бұрын

Can I borrow it? My prostate stopped alerting me to the presence of alpha women, and I'm utterly clueless of whose heels I should fall at. But my book about her is coming along great. (satire - not serious😋)

@SouvenTudu

6 ай бұрын

😂🤣

@LostUkraineGirl

6 ай бұрын

Get bigger

I'm fucking deceased from laughing at this!

I'm so glad the comments aren't "men suck!" But are instead "worse than any period?! How is she alive!"

"A kick in the uterus harder than any period" Excuse me, WHAT? Is she OKAY? If this is how you find love, you may be in danger.

I never thought that a video could physically hurt me, I was wrong

@cristaltophat

7 ай бұрын

More than what a period could do?

@CB_2020

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

The worst sentence I've ever read was in a some garbage spythriller. 'Lina was the runt of the unit, soft, gentle...female. Even though she could kickbutt when needed, every man knew to protcect her first.' ......Lina was also the captain of the sqaud.

@whiteraven181

2 ай бұрын

Are you okay? I feel like I need to seek out community support just from the trauma of reading this secondhand.

@nicole7884

2 ай бұрын

@whiteraven181 Oh, group therapy sounds necessary at this point. Step one burn the book. Step two burn me for even reproducing a line of it.

A man didn't write this tho..... Wtf. I have never read anything like this. But then again I don't read much fiction written by females

Amex?!?...she wants a guy whose card won't get accepted anywhere?🤣

@usul573

6 ай бұрын

It’s accepted more and more haha

@rubensifuentes749

4 ай бұрын

Facts. The only truth spoken here.

@clutchinson7438

4 ай бұрын

As an Amex holder ...brutally funny comment.

@sesaarinen

4 ай бұрын

Black Amex. Cause he's the alpha and sigma at the same time.

@mask938

4 ай бұрын

People use Amex?

you know you found A good male author when this is not how they describe the women in their books

@Scrump594

7 ай бұрын

Rick Riordan, his first description of Annabeth was just iconic. "You drool when you sleep" was her first line in the book!

@ariadna.556

7 ай бұрын

Even Dostoievski does😭

@pichiidana

7 ай бұрын

@@Scrump594 YOO! PJO fan! Demigods assemble!

@Scrump594

7 ай бұрын

@@pichiidana LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!!

@Starsless

7 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment@@Scrump594

I think a better title for the video is "Bad writer writing women" "Men writing women" seemed ignorant, but the comment section made it clear whom this video is made for.

Unfortunately, in romance books, women write women like too. Saying this as a girl.

I cannot count the amount of times I described a male character as strutting lol

@WooperSuper

7 ай бұрын

MALE CHARACTER STRUTTING? IS THAT A "[Giovanni struts over to Mera's unconscious body, leans down, and takes the Arsene Amulet from her. The battle is over.]" REFERENCE?!?!? /J Go watch/read Epithet Erased, it's really good and funny. Giovanni canonically wears skirts, too. He knits, sews I think, cooks, bakes, has soup powers, makes soup for his boys [his evil minions, he calls all of em boys, even the two girls, Molly and Spike, if one didnt like that, he would stop], commits crime, loves each and every one of his minions very much [some of em even love him back, like Crusher, named for his crush on Giovanni, and Spike], loves villainy and dinosaurs, or villainy dinosaurs, sleeps in a race car bed, he has two moms, and his favorite color is Hot Rod Flames.... and pink. He also is the love interest for the antagonist of the sequel book, somehow. He's kinda too dumb to realize she has a huge crush on him, tho. :skull:

@arianahanewinkel4727

7 ай бұрын

Fav color: Hot rod flames (and pink) actually

@completexidiot7742

7 ай бұрын

​@@WooperSuper I need to read this book. What's it called?

@WooperSuper

7 ай бұрын

@@completexidiot7742 There's a show, which is where the Giovanni strutting line is from, that's being written as two books rn! and there's a sequel book. Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic is the sequel book, ebook and audiobook only rn but getting a hardcover in march! The show is called Epithet Erased.

@WooperSuper

7 ай бұрын

@@arianahanewinkel4727 if you're talking about me yapping about giovanni, that was in my message originally, dunno where it went

Female author writing men: ‘the billionaire philanthropist scientific artistic genius self made world king decided what he really needed was a frumpy, painfully average woman with a feminism degree. And he realized he was lucky to even be in the same room as her. She was, quite liderally, a goddess’

@daveyalbert4839

6 ай бұрын

Delete every other comment This is the only comment that matters 😎

@Dopamine_CHaser

6 ай бұрын

So many languages in this world and yet you spoke only one... the truth x)

@mikekasich836

6 ай бұрын

​@@daveyalbert4839agreed

@mikekasich836

6 ай бұрын

Don't forget that he's also 6'5 with a ripped six pack and despite working enough to be a billionaire plus all his other hobbies plus spending all the time at the gym He also devotes every waking second to her and her needs and waits on her hand and foot like a hot butler never putting his own needs even into the equation but only caring about what SHE wanted

@mipmapp5207

6 ай бұрын

... and the frumpy average woman suddenly blossoms into an incredible beauty after spending a summer with her aunt in the country. This, of course, makes the men who had ignored or who had teased her in the past suddenly become infatuated with her, all wanting her attention. But the billionaire is the one that truly knows her. He lets her flirt with whomever she wishes, because he knows he cannot tame who she is, and she should be free.

I know this is targeting men, but I have read a lot of female authored books that are pretty much this.

“I thought I could move on…..they were dead after all…..but here I am with a pistol in my hand”

Wow as a male writer I've been out here interacting with actual women, asking them questions and observing how they behave in different scenarios to help me write realistic women characters and you just effortlessly grace us with this magnum opus. How am i supposed to compete with that?

@marcosteiner3619

5 ай бұрын

What do you mean compete? Doesn't the patriarchy make us win automatically just because we're men?

@avinatine

5 ай бұрын

​@@marcosteiner3619 that's not how it works and what it means, good god

@Flicker-zn4nk

5 ай бұрын

Your funny, i like you

@CryptidCritter

3 ай бұрын

​@@marcosteiner3619 r/whoosh there, my dude 😅😅😅 You missed that sarcasm

@cesruhf2605

3 ай бұрын

@@CryptidCritter you're wooshing yourself bruh, obviously he knows its sarcasm

"this is the way the women's body alert her to the right man" 💀💀

@REALBeezle

7 ай бұрын

69th like

@addyshorhnr3544

7 ай бұрын

We as a female with uterus, have quality man detectors, it’s why women hardly ever get kidnapped killed or sexually assaulted.

@peachge853

6 ай бұрын

​@@addyshorhnr3544😂😂

@keylanoslokj1806

6 ай бұрын

​@@addyshorhnr3544women idolise serial killers all the time. What are you on about?

I'm pretty sure that's the kind of content women like to read. Good luck finding one that actually appreciates and likes some decent literature.

As a man who reads many romances from the female pov which include many reverse harems, the jokes that I can make about how you women write about men can crack you. I'm not joking

My immediate reaction to the boob thing was “*THATS NOT HOW TITS WORK*”

@Jasterouge

6 ай бұрын

They do, you just haven’t met the right guy yet.

@akumakuroi

6 ай бұрын

@@Jasterouge 💀💀💀

It’s supposed to be satire but this is honestly,so devastatingly,accurate

@bonniedykstra6722

5 ай бұрын

How though, I’ve never read anything written by a man that describes women this way

@benjamindominish4349

4 ай бұрын

​@@bonniedykstra6722 Web fiction. Web fiction has male "authors" with a clearly heavy incel slant... Published books also have a male fantasy of lots of women wanting a main male character... Male authors tend to write emotional men as showing love, lust, anger, and resting bitch face, but they write the female characters as portraying those plus a gambit of possible histrionics and hysteria... If you look for it, you see it, and you realize few male authors write realistic characters, and most write fantasy male (of their ideal self) and fantasy females (with stereotypes for lawlz "realism"). There are a few male and female authors who have very human characters. The readers aren't noticing and that reveals a lot about the audience too.

- "How do you write women so well" - “I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability”

10 minutes of flipping through the average romance written by a woman for women proves that unfortunately... Half of those are just widespread now

Omg wait, I'm a male author and I was talking with one of the older authors and this reminds me of his books so much 😭😭😭

@Liandra24

7 ай бұрын

Learn from their mistakes and change the trend.

“Evolutionary recognition of the protector” has me cackling like the Wicked Witch of the West 😂

@Wenixi

6 ай бұрын

And why do these protector characters are actually just walking ambulance red flags?? Very demanding. Commanding. Erratic as fuk. Seem to have a personality disorder. Hiding all possible things, not reliable. Yes. Feels very secure as hell. Very safe and protected. But because the man is hot, looks masculine and gives good sex, he has to be alpha and secure. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@Dashuyan88

6 ай бұрын

Its true though. Why do women want taller man?

@interiot2

6 ай бұрын

I love when people use the "it's basic biology!!" argument in order to cover up for their lack of knowledge in the area.

@Dashuyan88

6 ай бұрын

@@interiot2 its basic biology

@davidt1621

6 ай бұрын

@@interiot2 Never spoke to an adult woman besides Mom & Grandma. Read 3 books on evolutionary psychology and 4 on biology. Is now an Alpha Male. (jk satire lol)

I swear men writing women: "I'm NoT LikE tHe OthErS" Women writing men: "I'm literally one of the best men who is probably a psychopath villian with daddy issues and a traumatic past who has a redemption arc and is in an enemies to lovers romance, and is so unbelievably hot you will definitely fall for" 💀

Why are the symptoms of seduction literally sound like she's gonna get her periods tho.

Im a man and even my uterus felt that kick

@doriiborii-kindasucks

4 ай бұрын

WHAT 😭😭

@mask938

4 ай бұрын

Dear God, that kick was so painful that it made this man grow a uterus!

@diquesolomon1977

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@safachaieb2725

3 ай бұрын

​@@mask938😂😂😂😂

I think my fucking brain just died .

Better than any garbage modern women in Hollywood would write today. 😂

"Like puppies pulling on a leash" WHAT 💀💀💀

How Tolkien writes women: In the middle of the table, against the woven cloths upon the wall, there was a chair under a canopy, and there sat a lady fair to look upon, and so like was she in form of womanhood to Elrond that Frodo guessed that she was one of his close kindred. Young she was and yet not so. The braids of her dark hair were touched by no frost, her white arms and clear face were flawless and smooth, and the light of stars was in her bright eyes, grey as a cloudless night; yet queenly she looked, and thought and knowledge were in her glance, as of one who has known many things that the years bring. Above her brow her head was covered with a cap of silver lace netted with small gems, glittering white; but her soft grey raiment had no ornament save a girdle of leaves wrought in silver. Such loveliness in living thing Frodo had never seen before nor imagined in his mind; and he was both surprised and abashed to find that he had a seat at Elrond's table among all these folk so high and fair. Be like Tolkien.

@sketchbookgremlin

7 ай бұрын

Tolkien was a legend

@leafyztar

7 ай бұрын

I ain't reading allat 💀

@graces2477

7 ай бұрын

@@leafyztarthen what are you doing on the book side of YT 😭😭😭

@leafyztar

7 ай бұрын

@@graces2477 just cos I write don't mean I read 🙃

@xenoverthinks_

7 ай бұрын

@@leafyztar tht make no sense to me???? U gotta read to write man c’monnnn

“Her skin was like coffee- but mostly milk because she was white.”

@mask938

3 ай бұрын

Then why didn't you say that her skin was like milk?

@LaurenThomas-nv4je

3 ай бұрын

There’s a KZreadr that’s says that

“Worse than anything a period could do” Ellie was later hospitalised and bedridden for multiple days.

As a male writer who is writing a story with female characters, this is the last thing I would ever put into it to initiate a romance.

@mikekasich836

6 ай бұрын

Is a great way to write female characters and Jack Nicholson in a movie said this: "First you think of a male character.. Then you take away reason and accountability"

@garfieldkater5469

6 ай бұрын

​@@mikekasich836 Yeah, that's great advice from the sexist writing 101 class

@chupachuuups706

6 ай бұрын

@@garfieldkater5469it’s true tho, accountability is kryptonite to many people, but especially women. Even more especially in romance novels written by women.🤷‍♂️

@garfieldkater5469

6 ай бұрын

@@chupachuuups706 especially to women? Based on what the fuck?

@chupachuuups706

6 ай бұрын

@@garfieldkater5469 in romance books/movies or shows; well just read/watch them. The FMC has the scapegoat of “oh, I didn’t mean it that way! I was just(for this example) finding mÿšelf! Now we can be together forever & I’ll be bettér girlfrîènd/wifé BECAUSE of it!” when it comes to chéâting. I’m not saying the convo goes down like that verbatim. Another example is just social media; a woman posting something negativè about a man or hér man, & the comment section is filled with womèń validating her fee fees & experience at the expenśé of the mân, regardless what the man déd or without hearing his side. But even then, they still condemń the guy & śîde with the girl. Sooo many comments by womèń also encourage the womâń to bréák up or divorćê the mân over the smallest, dumbéšt reasons.

*sobs uncontrollably* how could you. i was having a good day. THIS IS PAIN. *PAIN*

It’s so late at night and I just started cackling the entire video

I have never laughed so hard while being offended before XD

this is so underrated omfg

@steph_matarazzo

Жыл бұрын

Thank youuu!

Trying to escape her and run to him like puppies on a leash💀💀💀😭😭😭😭 I felt bile rising in my throat as I read that 😭

Standing inside of the bar, her inflated ego wondered why eyes werent on her, with every second that no one looked, her fist clutched with intensity as her blood boiled, her heartbeat increasing along with every breath that increased in volume, until she finally realized, no one cares. - I'm a guy :)

To write a woman, think of a man but take away reasoning and accountability.

“It feels as though her uterus gets a kick” Tell me why my first thought was “Is she going into labor?”