As always, I hope you all enjoyed the video! :) Edit: For those curious on why our usernames are similar, this Twitch clip from SM64 speedrunner Simply should explain it. clips.twitch.tv/PricklyNeighborlyCrocodileFloof

@CraftedCreatures

4 жыл бұрын

my favorite video for my birthday today. please do a part 2 sir

@NotBroihon

4 жыл бұрын

Check the Portal Airboat% category!

@Hajilex

4 жыл бұрын

I love it definitely make a part 2

@Ti_Nspire

4 жыл бұрын

I need more. Part 2 pls

@Chocolatepain

4 жыл бұрын

I still can't tell if bescape is a joke and it's just ezescape playing a character because of the similarities in their name and voice lol.

They should have called the 10 pencils with the drill a Tool Assisted Speedrun

@eltiolavara9

4 жыл бұрын

FUCK

@DiamondYoshi101

4 жыл бұрын

Eyyyyyyyyyy

@romansrevengethethirdstrik8086

4 жыл бұрын

Power Tool Assisted

@personpacman7439

4 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHA

@femgore

4 жыл бұрын

get out

"The chance for any item to be a hotdog is 1.37%" Ah, so just like in real life then.

@skeetsmcgrew3282

4 жыл бұрын

Any thing can be a hot dog if you try hard enough

@flags4595

4 жыл бұрын

It basically is the same as Star Platinum

@awesomesavagepossumcabbage5844

4 жыл бұрын

It’s ability is similar to gold experience

@lilfoot4837

4 жыл бұрын

Skeets McGrew *Looks at cactus*

@zacharysnyder2520

4 жыл бұрын

Why is this comment so cursed.

Well, WR was like 35 minutes at the time of this video. Then Smallant came along. Now its three minutes.

@xxgioxx7688

3 жыл бұрын

Was about to say it

@hanmoamo

3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the craziest time differences ever

@xxgioxx7688

3 жыл бұрын

@@hanmoamo he also did a video explaining how he decimated it. Search something like smallant pencik sharpening

@stenberger973

3 жыл бұрын

and foot cream

@onninno8028

3 жыл бұрын

@@hanmoamo ah yes pencik

You have to talk about YandereDev's discord server ban, and its categories: Silent% chalice% photo%

@foehammer4197

4 жыл бұрын

Ur mom

@zuccx99

4 жыл бұрын

Name%? If you're lucky you could get a sub 0.01s.

@starbreaker6740

4 жыл бұрын

Wha

@birb125

4 жыл бұрын

@@starbreaker6740 you should know, they got a 0 second run alot!

@swiggityt.v.5971

4 жыл бұрын

@@birb125 YO Link 2 vid???

>Do everything Ash did in Kanto >Become League Champion Pick one.

@ZoofyZoof

4 жыл бұрын

He _did_ become league champion. Once.

@OriginalPiMan

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZoofyZoof Not in Kanto he didn't.

@ZoofyZoof

4 жыл бұрын

so

@OriginalPiMan

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZoofyZoof So it's not a thing he did in Kanto, which is the point of the run.

@ZoofyZoof

4 жыл бұрын

I don't care.

Where's the American Dad Speedruns that got me banned from speedrun.com?

@kallixo

4 жыл бұрын

idk

@godonomas

4 жыл бұрын

Description

@masonnero9038

4 жыл бұрын

I am like number 500

@brandonletzelter6633

4 жыл бұрын

those aren’t meme speedruns, they are 100% serious and the runners are extremely dedicated

@ultraexcalibur1728

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandonletzelter6633 oof, you're right. My bad

3:56 So.. what every kid did when they first played San Andreas?

@starlight4649

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry big smoke I was trying to follow the damn train but I saw a big tiddy goth girlfriend and I forgot.

Me: I really have to get to sleep right now. KZread: The chance for any item to be a hotdog is 1.37%

I saw an interview with the RaC devs once. The boobs thing was actually on purpose. Nobody approved it and nobody knows who did it, but upon reviewing the original code it was discovered to be entirely deliberate.

@lolioliol360

4 жыл бұрын

Number_055 Yeah I’m surprised anyone would think its a bug. So obviously deliberate.

@BescapeYT

4 жыл бұрын

My fault on this.

@brandonbothell

4 жыл бұрын

It was clearly sarcasm when @Bescape called it a "bug".

@steelpython6634

4 жыл бұрын

it's in the bradygames cheat code book i had i think

@steelpython6634

4 жыл бұрын

not sure on that one though, might have hallucinated it

I’m so glad that the American Dad speedrun community is becoming a real part of the speedrun community as a whole

@LCSteeler16

4 жыл бұрын

its the american dad speedruns that make me have faith in humanity

@not_stepped_on

4 жыл бұрын

I watched the American Dad speedrun progression video an it took me a good minute to realize it isn't real lol. Felt like I was having a stroke

@hungryrefrigerator5784

4 жыл бұрын

I love watching American Dad speed run videos.

@lelysio5688

4 жыл бұрын

No

@dylanwicklund5129

4 жыл бұрын

Yea no I hate it and think all you are fucking morons

Drill-less% 10 pencils guy has BLACKENED HANDS. Now that is speedrunning. That, my friends...is gaming.

@randomplaces597

3 жыл бұрын

I can feel the hand cramps already

“Catch 29 Tauros in the safari zone” Got any other jokes?

@SevenSilhouete

4 жыл бұрын

According to Bulbapedia and a few other websites, Ash actually had 30 of them!

@snowgrave2475

4 жыл бұрын

@@SevenSilhouete i know, but to be fair, what are the odds of finding 30 tauros in a row?

@N12015

3 жыл бұрын

I'm also sure the order was Brock, Misty, Surge, SABRINA, Erika, Koga, Blaine, "Giovanni". Misty before the starters, Releasing Butterfree after Surge, Primeape before Erika, Muk after Erika, Tauros after Koga, evolve to charizard before Blaine, and Kingler in the victory road. But oh well, catching a primeape and a muk is important.

@soulhoney1908

3 жыл бұрын

@@N12015 how they are gonna fight sabrina in yellow they have a level 50 alakazam and psychic is imune to ghost

@thebestworst8002

3 жыл бұрын

@@soulhoney1908 the abra is set up bait. It only knows flash and teleport and x accuracy cancels flash making it completely useless

Untitled Goose Game has a category for Rake in the Lake with a WR of 56 seconds

@treeskers

4 жыл бұрын

Charles Cox rake%

@gowary

4 жыл бұрын

I bet Dunkey gas the world record! 🙋

@TayoEXE

4 жыл бұрын

The winner gets a million dollar bounty.

@dustin202

4 жыл бұрын

gowary lil Kirbs is taking that

@dilobs

4 жыл бұрын

@@gowary rake in the lake! rake in the lake!

Peter Griffin Mii% is a classic

@akr7804

4 жыл бұрын

yeah

@SoupyLenny

4 жыл бұрын

yeah

@levert1

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@sealdrive9117

4 жыл бұрын

I remember when you did this on stream

@stormelsuperjamon8789

3 жыл бұрын

Boi underrated comment

10:42 “and this is where small ants legend began”

@risyanthbalaji805

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

EZScape: No hint art run My tired ass at 3 in the morning: Why would you do anything BUT the hentai run?

@dr.dylansgame5583

4 жыл бұрын

ok this is the best thing ive seen in a while

@CryBlade

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeehaw8111 which is probably impossible

@kurukuru4120

4 жыл бұрын

@@CryBlade try campbell mushroom soup

how dare you classify Nipple% as a ''memerun'', it's the most rewarding speedrun you'll ever play!

@squidydasquid

4 жыл бұрын

First reply

@b1tchb4by3

4 жыл бұрын

For me, boobs% and hooker% is more rewarding.

@deletoblue1109

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in American Dad*

@moshu9952

4 жыл бұрын

Carlos Bravo ok virgin

Has anybody made a Todd Rogers % mii maker in 5.51 seconds?

@princegoatcheese9379

4 жыл бұрын

That would require shifting into second gear within the first few seconds of the run, but it's not entirely impossible.

@BunnyBoing

4 жыл бұрын

Serves him right

@metrafish

4 жыл бұрын

Even with a TAS, they could only get 5.54 *sigh*

@zachsteiner

4 жыл бұрын

😂 This comment right here

@thisisfyne

4 жыл бұрын

@@princegoatcheese9379 Protip: You can access the second gear of the Wiimote early by having your pals validate the run.

Did anyone else catch that when the QWOP speedrun is at 42.0 seconds exactly, the distance ran is 69 metres haha... nice.

@TheEvilCheesecake

3 жыл бұрын

le epic gammer mement

@DanieleCapellini

3 жыл бұрын

wow epic dank maymay reference le sex number xDD

@Bendyrulz

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@scout5988

3 жыл бұрын

Want a meme? kzread.info/dash/bejne/dHZ-w5VrnKbHkbw.html

@mynameisnothere9465

3 жыл бұрын

Nice catch!

"The world record [for pencil sharpening] sits at 36:16." Oh jeez, I just checked the leaderboards and SmallAnt's got the record now at 2:21. How far we've come.

EZscape: meme speed runs! Me: haha, yeah! EZscape: Breast Inflation Fetish % Me: wait what? Wait no, no

@notgray88

4 жыл бұрын

i can't even escape my fetishes on speedrunning vids

was so confused when I first heard about the American Dad speedrun

@tayray69420

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaaahaahhahahahahahajhhjahjajhajhaahjahjajhjahahjahajhajhaajhjajahaahjahjaahaahaahah

@tayray69420

4 жыл бұрын

bignoobBIG

@nooterzootercrooter5105

4 жыл бұрын

Taeven The memer r/ihadastroke

@andresg.7692

4 жыл бұрын

funny HAgahs

@whatloveamisupposedtoshowy5376

4 жыл бұрын

r////////////////////////////////gfsdcpxkjahvftdw////A/S/F/7sdgafasd

Real life speed run called “bible %” The goal is to find The Bible in the hotel room as quickly as possible. The run begins when the door is opened and it ends when The Bible has been touched

you forgot the speedrun of which the fastest time possible to get banned in yanderedev's discord channel

@mrahmed8033

4 жыл бұрын

This was before then, or at least before KZread started popularising the videos on it.

tomatoanus%: get a run accepted into gdq and be forced to change your display name

@KCSutherland

4 жыл бұрын

WR?

"Defeat the Elite 4" Ash beating the Elite 4 is non canon as hell tho

Installing Windows 10 Any% Speedrun currently has a WR of around 5 minutes.

@mystik_owl

4 жыл бұрын

Is there an any% speedrun for deleting Microsoft edge?

@hazeltree7738

4 жыл бұрын

@@mystik_owl As quickly as you can install chrome?

@tristanraine

4 жыл бұрын

Is there a any% for destroying Win 10... Wait, thats just when you install it nvm

Virgin floor clip Chad WIndow Clip Omega-Chad Bed Clip

@skippypenutbudder4725

4 жыл бұрын

Garrett Oliva American dad :)

You should check out the Steamed Hams Speedruns. They're insane! There's even a TAS with arbitrary code execution.

@steamedhams2225

4 жыл бұрын

sadly the actual category for it got removed but i got one of the records kzread.info/dash/bejne/nXyTo6xrqsXTo5s.html

A speed run of watching this video Rules, time starts at the home of your channel. If an ad plays, suffer. You ARE allowed to change the playback speed, but only to what youtube has, you are not allowed to have the playback speed ready before clicking the video, you have to change the speed in the video, there are moble runs, pc runs, what ever playes youtube it has a run, then you have to subscribe AFTER THE VID ENDS.

@TPoseTimothy

4 жыл бұрын

I speed ran the vid kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqVkz7lxnbbHprg.html

@allthatremain5357

4 жыл бұрын

Pay to win ala KZread Premium 😛! But for real if there was a get to ____ video from ____ video from a fresh account that would be awesome. And maybe some comment% and main account side categories.

@XenaH_Exists

4 жыл бұрын

This would be an RNG run. Let me explain. Sometimes the ad glitches out and skips it on its own saving up to 12 seconds due to an ad having a time lower than 15 seconds having no skip. This is called the Auto Ad Skip, or AAS. If there are 2 ads, then it would be likely you will need to restart. This is called the Unlucky Double Ad, or UDA. The percentage for an AAS to happen is about 1 times out of 25. The percentage for UDA is 1 times out of 15. There is not yet a known way to manipulate the percentage of a succsessful AAS.

@ChaseBMX

4 жыл бұрын

Done! I speed ran it on PC. Is this valid? I think I followed the instructions right lol if not let me know I'll redo the speed run. Time starts when the home page load, ends when the sign in to subscribe box appears. So this comment doesn't get blocked I will leave a link below to the video. If that gets blocked let me know.

@ChaseBMX

4 жыл бұрын

Speedrun proof: kzread.info/dash/bejne/pXqcl6luhte4d8Y.html

11:29 look at the character mouth moovement and listen to his voice when he talks

@OMGmyFACE

4 жыл бұрын

Look at the streamer's name who's playing the game.

Why didn't you mention Fallout sex% speedruns after talking about GTA?

@Crota0100

4 жыл бұрын

Especially since he even referenced tomatoanus lol.

@killerkitten7534

4 жыл бұрын

I like the overdose% (getting mama murphy to overdose as fast as possible)

Doom 2016 category extensions has a run called Fistbump%... get to level 2, grab the first doll and perform the fistbump animation. Good pick for part 2

@cwmd7651

4 жыл бұрын

danejerustv that’s really wholesome and I love it

Smallant1 does some meme runs on his Twitch and KZread channels. Some of my favorites: -BotW without collecting any runes -Super Mario Odyssey (SMO) blindfolded -SMO minimum captures (with hands and feet!) -SMO coinless and/or damageless -Pokemon with randomized pokemon after each battle

@xxgioxx7688

3 жыл бұрын

He did Odyssey coinless, without capthrowing, jumping and also another thing if i remember well in one run

"Memerun" *MEMERUN IS THE D A N K E S T GAME OF ALL TIME*-Big Man Tyrone

@tehteh9893

4 жыл бұрын

HeAl ThYsElF, f==k this game, GAME OF THE YEAR 420 BLAZEIT is 1337 times danker than Meme Run and it's free.

I don't know who had the idea to start running American Dad Any% but it makes more sense than running Clue on PC.

"A sprite of Luigi pops out of the ground and puts 200 coins into Mario's G-string." I never thought I would live to hear those words uttered by you and I wish I had not.

There should be a category called BillyMitchell% You just sue everybody as fast as possible

I can't watch those pencil sharpening speedruns, they're so gruesome

Why does the ash% run require beating the elite 4? Ash never did that

@TeeteringTod

4 жыл бұрын

because that's the only way gary can stop you from becoming champion.

@Salnax

4 жыл бұрын

I’m choosing to believe that it’s because Ash DID win several battles in the League. It just so happens that the only trainers available happen to be the E4 and Champion.

@mrevilducky

4 жыл бұрын

You defeat the Elite 4 and lose to Gary

Oh hell yeah. This is gonna bring more exposure and hopefully we start having runners for Step Brothers any%.

I would feel too guilty to use up pencils like that.

The fact that someone mad a TAS for gettin banned on Club Penguin amazes me

@adamsampson314

3 жыл бұрын

XD

This top 10 list feels very on brand with the games EZ has been playing the last few weeks

@scorchinglizard

4 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about iCarly 2: iJoin the Click is a very serious speedrun

@nodnarb3772

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting KZread rewind in the first half

@BescapeYT

4 жыл бұрын

@@nodnarb3772 lmfaoooooo

"THIS IS A MEME!! OH NO!"

1:06 There is no way that wasn't intended by some cheeky dev, the 2000s were wild

@nazidoggo5463

4 жыл бұрын

The God Emperor of Mankind it was an Easter egg but the removed it in the PS4 edition because parents

1980: "People are gonna have their own holodecks for video games in the future." 2020: *Pencil sharpening speedruns.*

@duncan3707

4 жыл бұрын

The new record is 3 minutes 38 seconds

@captainblue5096

3 жыл бұрын

Anay K.B *we’ve come so far*

I lol'd when you said "Todd Rogers%"

@tehteh9893

4 жыл бұрын

I did Todd Rogers% in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds. Sadly, the guy who can confirm this is in prison for repeatedly raping a little girl.

I feel like in the future, there will be a lots of irl speedruns.

@macksii

4 жыл бұрын

i can't wait for world record irl speed runs

@George-pz3ue

4 жыл бұрын

Irl backwards long jump up endless stairs mario 64

@calemr

4 жыл бұрын

100 meters% ... Wait.

@xorpsebow564

4 жыл бұрын

Fastest tool assisted speed run for dying, now that's one I wanna see

@noahhornbeak8831

3 жыл бұрын

You predicted covid% my man

Got reccomended this after watching SmallAnt's pencil sharpening speedrun video

Pencil sharpening speed run: 36 minutes Smallant and footcream: "hold my sharpener" (with your feet)

HINT ART? I THOUGH YOU MEANT HENTAI.

@AliceinEntropy

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not the only one then

@totallyaploy1824

4 жыл бұрын

Mood

MOM IM FAMOUS MY NIPPLE WR IS IN AN EZSCAPE VIDEO

@BescapeYT

4 жыл бұрын

Big fan of your work

@psionick5106

4 жыл бұрын

@@BescapeYTi love you

@itsoracle

4 жыл бұрын

@Kat Ada Roselyn woah what the fuck, an e girl with a Homestuck profile pic with Terraria calamity Mod videos? bruuuhhhhh moooommmeennnnt

I found this highly entertaining, tyvm for this one EZscape

I discovered tech for the American dad speed run So basically Set your game clock to the nineth of June, and the paper is skipped entriely, no picking it up, just one frame that says nice and then he teleports to the end

Bescapes voice is amazing for this type of content. We need more of him on this channel.

I, personally, would love to see the legend of zelda: wind waker softlock% in this series at some point

@rac1equalsbestgame853

3 жыл бұрын

Or some sort of weird but "useless"' glitch or something Randos are nice but an actual meme speedrun

Thank you very much for this EZScape

I love being able to live in this period of history when videos like this are possible :))

This whole American Dad speedrun thing is amazing and want more of these styles of jokes

Meme speedruns are some of my favorite speedruns ~

this is the content ive been waiting for

The Peter Griffin Mii speedrun started on my birthday, I never could have asked for a better gift

That Ash run may be a meme but that would be an impressive run to finish

Where the hell is my Spy Main Speedrun!? I need my TF2 representation here, man!

YES! Thank you for including the Club Penguin one :D

I really enjoyed this one please make a part 2!

3:30 my favorite is the very german category of "Mr moustache man percent"

Yandere Sim discord ban speedruns. My favorite memeruns personally

I have never heard of meme runs before. These are truly gems

Great video👌 I‘d very much love a pt. 2

Skyrim Master Chef%, where you cook 5 different meals while wearing a chef outfit. Coomba on YT came up with a bunch of runs like this

The begining of how the fastest pencil sharpener became god

i watch all your videos and this is one of my favorites please make more

I dies when he said that the record pencil sharpener used to be 36 minutes after smallant its less than 2 minutes

Look at anything done by Smallant1 and that can be considered a Meme Speedrun

9:45 You thank me later the one Speedurn everyone came for

Meme runs are my new favorite genre of gaming.

This is incredible thanks for enlightening me.

"The *Good Good* "

An episode about Real Life Speedruns only would be nice xD

@amyjones7023

3 жыл бұрын

Like made-up games?

Ezscape there is such a calming vibe I get from your videos :D

fantastic video. worth every minute.

The other day I was playing some good old minecraft with my friend and created the greatest speedrun of all time: stal% You must get a Stal disc and jukebox, run ends when stal starts playing

@dasutanehineri

4 жыл бұрын

jschlatt's most hated speedrun category

4:25 that man is straight up shroud with a mustache

@QuasiTronOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that. LMAO! He thinks he's slick. He can't fool us.

@veki2211

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, I'm dead.

@rac1equalsbestgame853

3 жыл бұрын

2:54 Imagine playing agaisnt this guy in Wii Sports

I need a sequel for this

idk how it took me this long to find my american dad run in here, thanks for the feature!!

Doesn't even have the TF2 expiration date speed runs

@CrazyOsi

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

DEAR GOD!

Soo, there's a speedrun about sharpening pencils? I'm proud

I want this to be a series, plz

These are really funny speedruns

What about the IRL category of the Pringle’s speedrun, where you have to eat an entire can of pringles as fast as you can?

7:43 Wait defeat the E4? That doesn't sound like Ash in season 1

@sirspookybones1118

4 жыл бұрын

I think the win is when you lose to Gary

American Dad speedruns are probably the funniest meme runs I've seen

OMG please do a part 2 I love this

Part 2 please! You should look up a run called "Homie %" from Huniepop if you do end up making a second part.

Saw beef boss and immediately thought of Poofesure

@Outside998

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yes

Nipple % has always been one of my favorites

I like the Wendy's drive-thru speedrun. You order the speedrun meal and the time starts when you finish talking to the box. Time stops when you get your food.