Thou used to calleth me on thy carrier pigeon.

@akberali5686

5 жыл бұрын

When'st there night hath fallen, thou hath needeth mine affection

@stormwatcher1299

5 жыл бұрын

Knoweth I when the message cometh forth, tis but a single meaning it has, forsooth Eer the tyme since thou hast departeth hither village, thou weareth less and goeth outward more. Travelest thou to yon partes and hangeth thou out with wenches of ill repute

@kretendebil2126

5 жыл бұрын

Dude this lowkey made my day 😂😂

@Jack1rules

5 жыл бұрын

Did þou?

@FunkmasterRick

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jack1rules And he busts out the thorn.

TheeTube

@WhispersOfWind

7 жыл бұрын

_lmao_ :}

@DeGuerre

7 жыл бұрын

Truly thou art a grammar Anabaptist.

@Woodsummer1

7 жыл бұрын

Thou hast made me lol.

@TigranAbgarjan

7 жыл бұрын

Behold and lo! a funny comment has been made!

@ateck5

7 жыл бұрын

teatube?

when you finally get your trebuchet license

@milanstanic666

8 ай бұрын

Thou speaketh the truth

@T_Way

Ай бұрын

Tis True my fair gentleman or lady

@robertbruce5489

11 күн бұрын

I shit you not f-head your king is trebucheching the cia right now lol, got um trapped and about to release the trebecye lol

@honestomoregie3934

14 сағат бұрын

thou shall spare me 10 shillings

When you're a servant and these tunes slap harder than thy lord's hand

@heather9857

9 ай бұрын

LOL

@AmethystMidnight

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@worthfightingfor2299

9 ай бұрын

I beg of thee, do stoppeth with these comments. The amusement they produce - given voice to in the form of laughter - doth wreak havoc with my productivity.

@Hanzyl

9 ай бұрын

Lol 😂😂😂

@verycoolperson46

8 ай бұрын

It doth be liketh that

*(BUBONIC PLAGUE INTENSIFIES)*

@JP-rf8rr

7 жыл бұрын

don't believe him, he is but a liar

@Taricus

7 жыл бұрын

*rubs boils on you in a most seksi manner*

@johnmanfc2883

7 жыл бұрын

Khajiit has no time for the plague

@hplovecraft3112

7 жыл бұрын

JohnMan Fc Gotta sell some skooma. Oh shit the guards quickly hide it!

@johnmanfc2883

7 жыл бұрын

*gives all skooma and stolen items to follower*

Ugh, this is so 1170s. Give me some 940 classics.

@ric4397

7 жыл бұрын

Mate, you kids aint seen nothing. Back in my day, those Roman parties we had in Pompeii back in 79. Im tellin ya, it was an absolute blast.

@giuliorobertoful

7 жыл бұрын

Hannah N GIVE ME SOME FRANK STYLE DEAREST SIRE

@nesa1126

7 жыл бұрын

kek... I was born in wrong generation. todays music suck

@onarix

7 жыл бұрын

set quality to 10p for real experience

@darkranger116

7 жыл бұрын

Roman Swine

The year is 2022 Plague: Check War brewing in Eastern Europe: Check Rich nobles getting richer off of the peasants: Check Civil Strife: Check Looks like its time for Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix

@lo-bu2941

Жыл бұрын

💀💀

@megustalapizzaxd2463

Жыл бұрын

🥶💀

@stevenavakian5250

Жыл бұрын

As we try to explain to others the Soviet Union & Warsaw Pact dissolved in the early 90s, but the international armed forces of NATO pushed eastward since, and the NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to. And the rich nobles are the central bankers...

@robinrehlinghaus1944

Жыл бұрын

At least they didn't have climate change or deepfakes

@DmytroHolub_wwod

Жыл бұрын

@@stevenavakian5250 "NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to" go learn history clown

Place thy hands in the air and wave them about as if thou carest not.

@imanacer

Жыл бұрын

Cry ye "woot"!

@nathanmuller2933

5 ай бұрын

​@@imanacerproclaimeth it! All ye in yonder past the stables, we canst hear thou.

@mareksicinski3726

4 ай бұрын

Shakespearean English so a few dentures after this This is Middle English-era more, like Chaucer

@NiallMor

4 ай бұрын

@@mareksicinski3726 Yes, but Anglo-Saxon and Middle English are much harder to understand compared to Shakespearian English. Besides, it’s a joke!

@v-j-n5574

Ай бұрын

😂😂

These beats are sicker than the plague

@BoxOFish7

7 жыл бұрын

That comment is hotter than Joan's pyre

@ryant433

7 жыл бұрын

These jokes are more rotten than the bread I have to live off of

@leonardoflorentin

7 жыл бұрын

+King Jon Stark shut up heretic. Vive la pucelle d'orleans.

@alpenglw4743

7 жыл бұрын

***** thou art kenching with much vigour and enthusiasm I see

@ghosturiel

7 жыл бұрын

I thought they were hotter than a witch burning

lofi beats to kill/duel to

@mehraneh1554

5 жыл бұрын

verily

@krisytooi.6744

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment out here

@vileharpsichord

5 жыл бұрын

Studying for a history test to this right now

@oatmeal7563

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaoth

@nicorobin3691

5 жыл бұрын

I am not proud of the sound I just made out of my mouth.

Dropped harder than Europe's population during the plague

@spacenomad4477

Жыл бұрын

Cool Paracelsus profile picture 👌

@milosstepanovic336

Жыл бұрын

See this is one of the reasons why I come back to this mix…

@jerryczech953

11 ай бұрын

proto mame tak vysoky morovy sloup v Olomouci ,aby jsme mohli chlastat pivo vice a vice ! 🙂

@timothygrayson

11 ай бұрын

Or even dropped from tall bridge with the moment of impact?

@timothygrayson

11 ай бұрын

​@@jerryczech953lol

This mix is harder than my bread

@Wavemaninawe

Жыл бұрын

These tracks be hitting like ship biscuits & scurvy.

@rytlocknroll

9 ай бұрын

Harder than medieval bread?

Straight Outta Constantinople

@0a0b68

5 жыл бұрын

Spot on!

@AdrienneMarshItuNyasu

5 жыл бұрын

Alex-motherfucking-ander.

@chinchillout3533

5 жыл бұрын

Istanbul

@hasannaomir.3037

4 жыл бұрын

Praye I find something of thine wording a bit lost in translation. Please translate, fore we are of the simplest of meekfolk.

@Sattantykje88

4 жыл бұрын

What, you mean Miklagard?

when thy crops are bountiful, thy daughters wed, and thy village safe from witchcraft

@ladyviola2685

4 жыл бұрын

Verily, that shalt be a good day indeed. Tis shameful that it has yet to happen.

@skinni_the_P00hBear

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@idekanymore8361

4 жыл бұрын

You mean thy 14 year old daughters we’d..

@sapphoshoe

4 жыл бұрын

Nynnah Jovieh Liray but of course what else would i mean

@sapphoshoe

4 жыл бұрын

Black and Moonlight it shalt be the best of days

I’d imagine bards playing this at a medieval tavern New Years Eve 999, that must’ve been a wild party.

@stevenavakian5250

Жыл бұрын

They were feeling it, "partying like it was 999" to inspire Prince a millenium later

@Petr75661

Жыл бұрын

Feareth the Y1K bug at which hour all h'rses suddenly wend astray and falleth into ditches.

@agaba5500

11 ай бұрын

dude lol... they probly partied the entire year away. thats what i woulda done

@jvharbin8337

3 ай бұрын

What level bard would you have to be to master this 40 minute song?

@jvharbin8337

3 ай бұрын

​@@agaba5500that's what I'm still doing!

I remember first showing my ankles to these songs. So nostalgic

@mrschizo2837

2 жыл бұрын

Scandalous harlot

@doomgronthewitcher6514

2 жыл бұрын

Heresy

@justaweeb9086

2 жыл бұрын

@@doomgronthewitcher6514 Hearsay

@doomgronthewitcher6514

2 жыл бұрын

@@justaweeb9086 Objection

@Wolf6119

2 жыл бұрын

Harlot!

im only 300 years old and i listen to this all my classmates only listen to mozart and shit i was born in the wrong generation

@lorenzogiani7190

6 жыл бұрын

Only XIV kids will remember this.

@MrCmon113

6 жыл бұрын

Music died in 1452.

@PrimusSwallows

6 жыл бұрын

Taxtro As did the byzantine empire

@k.e.l.2432

6 жыл бұрын

Pfft. This is nothing. Give me the good ol' days when we just sat around the fire and played our flutes made of birds' bones and mammoth ivory. *That* was music.

@lorenzogiani7190

6 жыл бұрын

K.E.L. • And don't forget the log-drums played with stones!

Whatever happens in the silk route, stays in the silk route.

@nargalda773

7 жыл бұрын

Medical student rule #1!

@vallisdaemonvm7026

7 жыл бұрын

Medical student Remember to bring cracked onions when traveling the silk road

@Slashco

7 жыл бұрын

Bringeth on the ale and wenches!

@vallisdaemonvm7026

7 жыл бұрын

Troncoso you're right

@MichaelMagill1990

7 жыл бұрын

Everything except the plague it seems.

wasn't actually thinking this would slap this hard. came for laughs, stayed for vibes.

@AmethystMidnight

9 ай бұрын

Same. I thought I was gonna dip real quick and now I'm still jamming on my porch 😂

@evelyngrancke4725

3 ай бұрын

Que bello comentario😊

I remember coming home from my first war to my wife and my 5 children at the age of 15 and listening to this masterpiece

@meredithcole2862

10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@kenny187ful

9 ай бұрын

15? Calm down, old man

@DidymusAldus

8 ай бұрын

On point

@Jiub_SN

8 ай бұрын

15? Get your ass back to the nursing home

@danbrown6941

8 ай бұрын

To you're third wife because the 2 first ones died while giving birth

shits so lit it burned down Alexandria

@r-saint

7 жыл бұрын

Which one?

@jayleslie5106

7 жыл бұрын

i was in those time's myself in just one of my hundreds of pervious life time incarnation's you think it is bad now you should have lived in those time's!

@allenm4947

7 жыл бұрын

too soon.

@matheuscarvalhais954

7 жыл бұрын

2 soon 2 furious

@smiggedy

7 жыл бұрын

Praetorian - you're right except for the fact that you're fucking wrong. The Library of Alexandria was destroyed centuries before Islam even existed, and the city was also conquered a couple times long before then. use google, it's your friend.

_Mine milkshake endues all the sires to the yard_

@Madhattersinjeans

5 жыл бұрын

Thou truly has the finest cow for thy milk wobbling.

@Yukkuri_Yakumo

4 жыл бұрын

_why_

@kindasortanice3007

4 жыл бұрын

@@Yukkuri_Yakumo why not

@azureina1004

4 жыл бұрын

Thy lord has blessed this comment section

@aliyarubinstein6587

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Returning here after a few years to catch up on the tunes I missed 500 years ago. Good to see some fellow brethren!

@SenorTucano

8 ай бұрын

Hail fellow 👋 , well met!

@s.gallagher4851

8 ай бұрын

I read this (after several beers mind you) as "Returning here after 500 years..." and I was imagining a mage returning to their favorite tunes in the future.

Lady beheld the apfel-bottom'd trousers, Yon booties with the pelt [the pelt] The whole meadhall gazed upon her, She got all on the ground, Lady got low, I say, Low low.

@JihadiJesus

2 жыл бұрын

thanks for the amazing contribution to this comment section

@ddee3743

2 жыл бұрын

About bruno , we shallnt talketh

@pearl9830

14 күн бұрын

You perfect genius

@dracodistortion9447

14 күн бұрын

@@JihadiJesus np

@dracodistortion9447

14 күн бұрын

@@pearl9830 thx

whene thy neighbor is hangede for wychcraft, but thou art the true wych

@nuttynoah5342

5 жыл бұрын

*vvene thy neighbor is hanged for vvichcraft, but thou art ye tru vvich.

@rashoietolan3047

5 жыл бұрын

Relatable Because sigils And Palindrome incantations 🤩⚡️💫

@achild2943

5 жыл бұрын

Mia Jones sneak 100

@phenylalanine7392

5 жыл бұрын

proud to be the 666th like

@paranoidandroid6095

5 жыл бұрын

nigga waitin for the next serie of titans more than for anti-plague vaccine

Whence the bard’s music slapeth so hard thy manor sets aflame

@ragingbrock9523

5 жыл бұрын

I was at a medieval fair and made a slappith joke at the bard

@badartxd

4 жыл бұрын

And so does the bard, for being a witch

@r4ym4n4

4 жыл бұрын

At first I read: thy manure sets aflame 😂💩🔥

@luitheinsnape5072

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, I'm a bard

@sharonsartisticcorner1195

4 жыл бұрын

Lo, thy jesting maketh me to cast myself upon the ground as the swine, so that I may laugh till the Lord's advent.

I started listening to this while I was studying medieval history for my archeology degree almost 8 years ago, I fell in love with the comments (and procrastinated A LOT laughing at them), got the degree, started second degree on literature and here I am again for spanish medieval literature. If this isn't a safe space I don't know what is....

@gemmafeltovich6130

2 жыл бұрын

yoooo do u have a job cause im interested in all that but idk if its like possible to do as a career

@Em-fw5lf

2 жыл бұрын

@@gemmafeltovich6130 sorry girl, there's no job for us dreamers... Got into the second degree cause the first one is just sitting on the wall

@gemmafeltovich6130

2 жыл бұрын

@@Em-fw5lf rip T_T thanks for being honest lol. have any of the degrees been useful?

@Em-fw5lf

2 жыл бұрын

@@gemmafeltovich6130 yeah, the second one is going to, a lot of people want to learn Spanish in my country, I already have students but need the degree for the legality of it. Archeology was my dream career but unless you have that family money to keep you fed while you get masters and PhDs there is no stability nor money in it

@gemmafeltovich6130

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Em-fw5lf i'm sorry you weren't able to continue with archaelogy-- it sucks that higher education is so expensive. if you managed to get those higher expensive degrees, do you think you would've been able to stay in that field? also do you think spanish medieval literature as opposed to spanish cultural studies or linguistics or something is significant, or does it lead to the same thing? like is the medieval literature part just a fun extra thing for you or is it specifically useful? just curious; i'm in university and i'm going to major (or maybe minor) in spanish, but i'm not sure what track i'm going to take with it. i really like modern latin american literature and iberian history/politics, and those don't really go together, but oh well. (sorry if this is weird, i'm just really curious since my interests are really similar... no pressure but if you wanted to you could email me at onlythesun321@gmail.com, just cause this feels like a weird conversation to have in a youtube comment section lol)

2022 AD, leaving my annual appreciation comment here. This is the best YT comment section of all times.

@armandonobrega5282

3 ай бұрын

Try " the oldest known Melody " video comments. They are also hilarious.

IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

@norbertfuz7678

7 жыл бұрын

M'LORD?!

@LazarusRisingProjekt

7 жыл бұрын

MDM 1492 less talking, more raiding

@adamgoldbein3105

7 жыл бұрын

My sword is my life and honour

@dougjones6487

7 жыл бұрын

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

@PravdaKatyusha

6 жыл бұрын

PLANT YOUR GRANARY SIRE

This beat droppeth harder than the executioner's axe

@lloydbautista2055

4 жыл бұрын

Standard form of execution for peasants in the middle ages was hanging. Only nobles got to be decapitated because it was seen as a more honorable form of execution since it allowed for the person die in a state of prayer (on their knees). An especially honorable execution would be decapitation by sword rather than axe (since swords were seen as inherently noble weapons).

@raspberrycrowns9494

4 жыл бұрын

@@lloydbautista2055 I always thought it was more disgraceful since it allowed the person to die on its knees

@lloydbautista2055

4 жыл бұрын

@@raspberrycrowns9494 From a modern perspective you would think, but no. People actually used to take this very seriously. As an example: in the early 16th century the Portuguese admiral Afonso de Albuquerque executed one of his nobles by hanging for disobeying orders, and it caused a massive mutiny across nearly every ship in the fleet. The crew weren't upset that he had been executed, rather they were upset because they considered the execution of a noble by means of hanging instead of decapitation to be tyrannical. Indeed, Afonso likely chose to hang him specifically because it was the less honorable method.

@raspberrycrowns9494

4 жыл бұрын

@@lloydbautista2055 ah thanks

@sakesaurus1706

4 жыл бұрын

@@lloydbautista2055 in which case the thing that dropped was the thief's hanged body, serves him right!

This takes me back. These tunes were all the rage when I did my gap year in the Crusades. I really found myself and matured so much, slashing the heads of the heathens as a Knight Templar in the name of holy Christendom. Tell you what, it really made my UCAS application shine!

@fab_62

Жыл бұрын

Bien parler , camarade !

I can´t believe 1.000 years have passed. How time flies........

@YesuhaIsLord

11 ай бұрын

About 700 to 800...

Who’s listening to this in 1342???😍

@_maaaaavi

5 жыл бұрын

Daenerys Targaryen 1343!!

@octaviusroosevelt7355

5 жыл бұрын

Daenerys Targaryen Nay, mine good compeer! For it was not but fourscore months ago that I bethink mine own self of when such a grace of music shone upon our own ears at God's acre. Methinks it surely hath been but a mite past 6 twelve-months erewhile. Gregorian calendar-year Thirteen-Hundred and Thirty-Six, it forsooth was.

@syndrake4617

5 жыл бұрын

1618, I was born in the wrong generation 😩😩😩💕 the 14 century had REAL music smh ppl don’t understand 😩😩

@Unknowndino03

5 жыл бұрын

Listening in 1780 at a winters ball. They don't make music like they used to.

@andreiradu8873

5 жыл бұрын

Nice try, time police. Listening in 2019, nothing weird here.

*When 2 of thy 16 children survive the winter.*

@samh3305

6 жыл бұрын

Michal Mourek 😂

@marvincool3744

5 жыл бұрын

*svrvive

@kingfedrick2946

5 жыл бұрын

Alas that would be a black day in deed

@davidayarra3129

5 жыл бұрын

Ayyy

@awonoto

5 жыл бұрын

thine*

They still play this music in many places in Europe. The music they play during Festivals in Catalonia, Spain sound like they’re straight from this soundtrack. Amazing listening to 30 flute players and dozens of drummers marching down ancient 2000+ year old cobble stone streets, along with dancers dancing old folk dances.

@VeronicaMist

9 ай бұрын

I would LOVE to see/hear that!

@tresojos

7 ай бұрын

Which festival specifically? It also reminds me of the Italian Zampogna music

@woffydoggy686

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, first one sounds like a War sardana

@theodenking320

6 ай бұрын

Here in Italy there are many medieval festivals, too. We and Spain have this thing in common

Friend hands me lyre Friend: Thee bett’r not playeth sinful melodies Me:

@edgarbanuelos6472

4 жыл бұрын

I maketh no promises

@electrawolf5855

4 жыл бұрын

Hold myne ale!

@pabloleon9884

4 жыл бұрын

Thou betterth not play filth

@historymaker118

4 жыл бұрын

Anyway, hereth is wonderwall

@GoldnDusty

4 жыл бұрын

A shawm! Mayeth some soul fetch mine shawm!

When thy village's fairest maiden, gives thou a peek at her ankles

@akii392

4 жыл бұрын

nice ;)

@MW_Asura

4 жыл бұрын

@@akii392 The lady art a wench

@DrIsis

4 жыл бұрын

@@MW_Asura wench patrol

@galenusv7831

4 жыл бұрын

Not exactly. Medievals weren't puritans. That's more of a victorian era thing.

@heatherv3417

4 жыл бұрын

Yon lady doeth like to tease.

The four Vox Vulgaris hit hard. How did we forgot such bangers ?

@billywithnomandy4159

10 ай бұрын

Quit your hivemind talk. Obviously no one forgot it. It's on this video .

@joew9690

8 ай бұрын

@@billywithnomandy4159 Thu's shall be remembered !

In our times kids did not have iphones with their tik toks and fancy gadgets but we've had great music, six siblings who died in infancy and father who passed out drunk near the forest to be eaten by pack of wolves, but today kids don't appriciate simple joys of life like that, only kids from 80s of XIIth century can understand real joys of life.

best comments in the entire Realm of KZread

@Atthetta

7 жыл бұрын

thee fairest scribbles of thou tube

@bloodsword7888

7 жыл бұрын

Every time I come here it feels like I am in the middle ages

@jessbellis9510

6 жыл бұрын

These scribes belong in Arthurian legends.

@elisabethlareau2528

6 жыл бұрын

verily

@id2609

6 жыл бұрын

agreed

The beat droppeth harder than thou citizens starving and dying of plague

@theterribleanimator1793

5 жыл бұрын

@@isammolina4842 let the kid dream godamnit!

@isammolina4842

5 жыл бұрын

Sir SupesAfro Okey.

@elichi5259

5 жыл бұрын

Well in 1348 it was the Black Death

@rsaalf.9731

5 жыл бұрын

*thy

@schizophrenicdolphinz9822

5 жыл бұрын

Ceylon pray for plagues

This mix is unironically 80% of the reasons why I have a degree.

@capucnechaussonpassion14

16 күн бұрын

I listen to it from time to time while working on my phd so... Relatable ! Not even a medieval-themed PhD btw

When I say I like old school music, this is what I mean

@marleyg2850

5 ай бұрын

❤😂YES.

@elvenadohostil8607

12 күн бұрын

Barely any school music

When you lose your 7th daughter instead of your 14th son

@CK_Godoth

4 жыл бұрын

Yayy😂

@BelleFlower15

4 жыл бұрын

Despite my moral and ethical obligations, I laughed aloud

@humbleguardsman5578

4 жыл бұрын

@@Steamed I get what thou is retorting!

@randomgai7531

Ай бұрын

Named Meg

Disregard wenches, acquire florins.

@bassault

8 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@BlackHermit

8 жыл бұрын

+SlyBiffrons צזח

@admiral7043

8 жыл бұрын

+SlyBiffrons Lie with maidens, gain shillings

@theendryu

8 жыл бұрын

+SlyBiffrons sorry, what is the reference?

@gaeldawson3311

8 жыл бұрын

+Andrzej Wójtowicz (“Yendrek”) knowyourmeme.com/memes/joseph-ducreux-archaic-rap Disregard the constabulary.

Remembering my teenage days in the 1000s and the bards in my town partying a bit too hard... Good old times...

This is 100% SO MUCH BETTER than the modern music

@sabinehornungfan7371

Жыл бұрын

Try 1000%

@Petr75661

Жыл бұрын

yeah, the 1240's old time music is so much better than the 1260's modern trash

@CapybaraConnoisseur89

9 ай бұрын

damn right it is! Especially garbage we have now

@gkalenaki

9 ай бұрын

Amen!

When its 1347 and thee neighboring village mocks thy carriage, so thou sneaketh a rat in their food supply

@fleuriaaria5662

4 жыл бұрын

The rats are already there no need

@Unreissued

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite

@coolstorybro4719

4 жыл бұрын

When it's 2020 and the homies make fun of your new cybertruck, so you sneak coronavirus into their grub

@crispie1347

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@emperorbartu2414

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah my and my buddies kinda started the plague like that

Mine milkshake calls all knaves to the village greene And proclaim they: It be superior to thine It be in mine power to teach thee, But it would come at cost.

@snazziera9407

5 жыл бұрын

Milkshake 😂😂😂😂

@hide904

5 жыл бұрын

'Tis as if mine body has its own mind and rapidly it convulseth in rigorous laughter at thine comment.

@fcv4616

5 жыл бұрын

You're a genius!!!

@hanswurst2189

5 жыл бұрын

this is both the dumbest and the most brilliant comment on KZread

@ayndie38

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂love it!!!

This started playing automatically for me while listening to French medieval music and the first song made me think "man this is a bit of a banger" and checked the video, saw the title and was like "yeah that makes sense" party on brethren

@jvharbin8337

3 ай бұрын

Party on Garth

When you dance so hard to the beat that the villagers think you’re possessed and banish you to a nearby forest where you encounter a most handsome band of Sprites and Elves who proclaim you as their Fairy Queen

@hiiloveu1521

Жыл бұрын

Damn, that sounds like a dream come true

@Jiub_SN

8 ай бұрын

Yes, of course, medieval = fantasy. Yes quite. Yes. THOU WOULD BE MURDERED BY HIGHWAYMEN FOOL

@evelyngrancke4725

3 ай бұрын

Oh, la magia existe y puede llegar a ser realidad solo basta desear con mucha fuerza❤

lofi beats to burn/impale the witch to

@banjobill8420

5 жыл бұрын

Nay, goode sir, thies ys the music yow're seerchynie for: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hZV3ysd6ZrHQk5c.html

@johannisak1652

5 жыл бұрын

OMG 😭

@gkalenaki

9 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@Bumbaskida

9 ай бұрын

So sad how over a thousand years of history is boiled down to burning and torturing. Like that's all anyone in that time did, just killed each other. If you think that, you are a fool and you need to stop watching Tik Tok history videos and educate yourself.

@cerealata9035

9 ай бұрын

​@@Bumbaskida Okay?

*Slideth to the left* *Slideth to the right* *Criss crosseth* *Criss crosseth* *Ev'rybody clapeth thy hands*

@dovehq1031

5 жыл бұрын

Performeth the Cha with finesse and vigor

@da1t036

5 жыл бұрын

*claps with jolly and pouch of coins jiggling*

@strongbear3369

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@sabrinaschantz

5 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAHA

@smackedinthejaw

4 жыл бұрын

My Bannerman just laughed at your comment with much mirth!

Still slaps after all these years! Seems just like yesterday I requested “Vox Vulgaris” from my favorite DJ Aldwine of Osenay. Best DJ ever hired down at the Pig and Sword. He died of dysentery a few months later but until then, he was 🔥

Wecome to the healthy side of YT. Those comments are gold.

I love the music from the 80s. 1380s.

@Diiinka

8 жыл бұрын

+TheTrollingStones This is the funniest comment of all times :D

@heinzthorvald4675

8 жыл бұрын

+TheTrollingStone agree. The classics are better than the grabage of the renaissance

@hasannaomir.3037

6 жыл бұрын

Rembrance of ye olde bande that exhibited "We got the Beat"? Ah, The Go-eth-Gos"

@robinthomsen2096

6 жыл бұрын

Basically everyone just copied their style afterwards... It's a shame. Better keep the original.

@hannibalbarca9647

5 жыл бұрын

your mom gay

When thy blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile are in perfect equilibrium

@morgantorium

4 жыл бұрын

you have a good sense of humor

@bklynsheep

4 жыл бұрын

Morrigan Cole - thank ye! Though a Yank, I spell it “humour” in (pseudo-)medical contexts.

@manjensen1710

4 жыл бұрын

​@@morgantorium Pun intended

@orangesilver8

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, this music is for when you've got excess blood.

@bklynsheep

4 жыл бұрын

orangesilver8 : yes! Funny how we still say “my blood is up,” meaning the exact same thing. Although “sanguine” has become a lot calmer over the years. www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/shakespeare/fourhumors.html

When you win five hands of Gwent in a row

When Orléans is about to fall but at the last minute some crazy maid arrives with the royal army to save the day.

@luismanuelpotencianonorato9672

Жыл бұрын

No era criada ni estaba loca.

@AsgolVerker

3 ай бұрын

​@@luismanuelpotencianonorato9672 Maiden puede significar criada, si, pero tambien en un contexto mas arcaico y formal, significa "doncella"

Whence thy husband survives 7 wars against thy king's enemies but get's executed for stealing a loaf of bread.

@kaisailona685

5 жыл бұрын

Potato ? What's that ?

@basiert

5 жыл бұрын

There were no potatoes in the middle ages ...

@juggeist

5 жыл бұрын

Potato is that some kind of turnip?

@strongbear3369

5 жыл бұрын

@@juggeist Good Heathens by I harken. A what?

@MH-up1xe

4 жыл бұрын

Jonas Feriko they were still in South America just not anywhere else

I'm gonna party like it's 1399.

@totola839

7 жыл бұрын

OMG.

@Bent773

7 жыл бұрын

"Now don't be vain, and don't be whiney, or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney!"

@timtom3073

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah back to the 90s ;)

@whosaidthat84

7 жыл бұрын

Party like it's Pentecost!

@MickeyCuervo36

7 жыл бұрын

You are the best person for knowing this song.

The troupe of local bards played this at the tavern for my Uncle Fergus' funeral. Died from a stubbed toe at the ripe old age of 27.

I turnt up to thy festivities Crops: Sowed Horse: Drawn Peasants: Plagued I am forcibly removed from thee olde festivale

@Ammi553

5 жыл бұрын

Bushes: Triangulated

@imageez

5 жыл бұрын

Inn: Trivagoth

@cringejoestar9791

5 жыл бұрын

No one can like this anymore because it's got a perfect 666 likes

@tsopmocful1958

5 жыл бұрын

Mind: Blown.

@meh855

5 жыл бұрын

Nay: Thee

Kids these days and their filthy Beethoven and Chopin. Sometimes I catch myself coming back here just to wash Fur Elise out of my ears. Twas a littith time.

@friedpotatoes1509

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ludwigvanbeethoven5176

5 жыл бұрын

HMMMM...?!

@bwimmin6626

5 жыл бұрын

'Littith' is probably the best word ever created in human history

@one_man_community

5 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment ever created.

@Devin_Davis

5 жыл бұрын

I never thumb up comments when people are cracking jokes but I pissed myself when I read this one.

Years may pass but I ALWAYS come back to this gem! ❤

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place!"

@magnusgrande4323

5 ай бұрын

"We have no lord".

@INDIGO_JASPER

24 күн бұрын

I had a dream I was eating a cheese that tasted of apple pie anyone else have that dream?

Harken now! Thou art an Allstar! Commence with thy spectacle and receiveth ample payment in return. Harken now! Thou art an Allstar! Use thy charm to bed with the object of thy desire. All that glitters be gold. Only omens of the Lord's wrath may breaketh the mold.

@joewowcool117

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking lit my liege.

@sgtjitters8980

5 жыл бұрын

Excellent reference sire..

@BaBooTubeVideos

5 жыл бұрын

Thou art spitting a fireth tune, mine own valorous sir

@hasannaomir.3037

20 күн бұрын

Naerlie causeth mine spinnings to buckle, sweete sire!!!

I showed thee mine own ankle please respondeth

@timtams5283

5 жыл бұрын

Calm thyself, Harlot

@gravekingdamien7244

5 жыл бұрын

@@timtams5283 Woot the fock is goion hea?!

@darthtaiter

5 жыл бұрын

Thy ankle pale, slender and sweetly round; a sight to which the heart resounds.

@marcus9441

5 жыл бұрын

*REMOVE THYSELF MENDACIOUS TEMPTRESS* Or i shall have you tried for witchcraft

@fatherdjungelskog

5 жыл бұрын

thine ankle starteth a kindling in mine loins!

When the plauge has been raging for 2 years but you gotta party like it's 1299

@robinrehlinghaus1944

2 жыл бұрын

Plague didn't exist in 1299

@TheDylandProductions

Жыл бұрын

@@robinrehlinghaus1944 or now!

“Thou art maidenless. Go toucheth botanical ground”

Straight Outta Canterbury.

@grimtheghastly8878

5 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@samwell2386

5 жыл бұрын

@@grimtheghastly8878 :-)

@hasannaomir.3037

20 күн бұрын

… yon one crazie brethren named “Iceth Cuben”…

Only 1490 kids remember this

@Fragenzeichenplatte

7 жыл бұрын

Like if you remember when music was still good

@nsierra2297

7 жыл бұрын

I dunno the spanish flu was a total blast

@SpartanHero321

7 жыл бұрын

Ottoman remembers 1400s

@rockyfalldownstairs

7 жыл бұрын

lmao caravel

@kerrt8439

7 жыл бұрын

the medieval period ended in 1453.

Thy beat dropeth with more vigor than thy witch in thy river.

@RealLeonKennedy

8 ай бұрын

great jest ser, thou splitst mine sides in two

@magnusgrande4323

5 ай бұрын

This burst myne sides asunder.

Спасибо. Очень приятно. Сам я из русской деревни, занимаюсь выращиванием скота, плету кольчуги. Раньше участвовал в битвах

When ye have been found innocent of witchcraft

@avisael9869

5 жыл бұрын

Well, judging by how the trail went. You'll be dead by the end of it, regardless of if you were found innocent or guilty.

@danielmolloy6278

5 жыл бұрын

The only way you’d be found innocent if witchcraft would be to drown in a river so I mean... not too much of a celebratory occasion

@scouttrooperhh-1487

5 жыл бұрын

Those damn christians calling my ancestor worship "witchcraft" to genocide my culture. 1000 years later and they have failed! Hail Odinn!

@eluherrahaz1165

5 жыл бұрын

@@scouttrooperhh-1487 have they? I would love to see odin raise up again in the north! Especially nowadys, he must face a new plague threatening his lands.

@scouttrooperhh-1487

5 жыл бұрын

@@eluherrahaz1165 the plague is an old one, civilization destroying our forests and domesticating man. Odin is rising all over europe and the world where europeans have settled.

I played this in my car and it turned into a horse.

@Cyberspine

7 жыл бұрын

It was very difficult to try to explain it to the insurance company.

@Mr-Tibbster

7 жыл бұрын

Was the music still playing?

@sophiatalksmusic3588

7 жыл бұрын

Cyberspine How odd. Mine turned into a fixed counterweight trebuchet.

@puffnisse

7 жыл бұрын

Ocareening By which you can launch a 90kg object 300 m.

@yukitakimahara7555

7 жыл бұрын

Cyberspine not a wagon?

When the king only took 98% of your freshly harvested barley. **Dabeth**

This gets me so unreasonably pumped, like my brain produces so much serotonin when i listen to this for no reason whatsoever

When thy lover has sent an ankle portrait.

@paulbenedict1289

5 жыл бұрын

Billy Playz69 That's medieval music not victorian.

@KroltanMG

5 жыл бұрын

Aye, in medieval times there was no such thing as "prudeness".

@gottwangs7854

5 жыл бұрын

dude, peasants fucked all day long and got like 15 children

@Alceste-Resister

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you !!

@user-bl3fo7dz3o

5 жыл бұрын

Scandal!

When thy tax collector is called to his 40 days of military service.

@FrejthKing

5 жыл бұрын

Þe byrg is aloof with joy on such a day

@alienbastard55

5 жыл бұрын

@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thou speak in strange tongues. Wher art thy from, jou myghty adventurer

@alienbastard55

5 жыл бұрын

@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thine cryes are but proof of weaknesse. Get back up, oh ye king

@agsrf6479

5 жыл бұрын

Thoum persons appear to havest caught thoumselvese in a confusede. Thy king and his holy majestye suggestere that thoum shall kill thoumselves! To the hanging block!

Bubonic Dave the Turntable Slave killing it as usual.

When the live chicken you tied to your armpit cures you of the plague

Let the peasants hit the floor. Let the peasants hit the FLOOR!

@tamber5977

7 жыл бұрын

_Bring outch' ya dead!_

@cynic4459

6 жыл бұрын

"I'm not dead"

@Life_Is_Torture0000

6 жыл бұрын

Cynic "I can't take him like that, it's against regulations."

@WeltSchmerz1349

6 жыл бұрын

I vult to move it, move it! I vult to move it, move it! I vult to move it, move it! Deus vult to move it!

whence thou maiden gets scandalous and shows ankle on thy evening of wed

@yauheppiyh8245

5 жыл бұрын

Medieval times were rather boob-full. The whole ankle thing was only true around the time of 100 Year War.

@MrGarkin

5 жыл бұрын

@@yauheppiyh8245 ya, America was founded by the puritans running from horny europe

@snailzh

5 жыл бұрын

Just reading yond gets me h'rny

@vincentvanschoor6135

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrGarkin lol no, it's the other way around; most pelgrims were criminals (under which horny rapists) who had the choice to get punished or to go to the new land (later usa) because there they becale free of their crimes and could start a new life

@PurelexA

5 жыл бұрын

@@vincentvanschoor6135 Both of you are actually right. Persecuted christians of England settled in the new world in hope of having their own turf and be free from religious authorities of England. Criminals were also sent there for the reasons you mentionned.

I used the song in the minute 11:10 in my senior year at high school as background music for my adaptation of Hamlet in Literature Class, I used it in the final duel between Hamlet and Laertes and it was really epic and of course, funny. That was almost 4 years ago and I still remembered the melody and today I've finaly found it in your video, thank you very much

I remember the days of Olde, when I served Alfred of Wessex. Good times... This brings back some memories

When the local Temptresse sendeth thou a bawdy lithograph of her bare Shoulderes but thou (a learned man of Godde) leaveth her on read

@OGRFO

5 жыл бұрын

King moment

@Max_Le_Groom

5 жыл бұрын

Hear ye, taketh this W.

@bonzwaygo

5 жыл бұрын

lithographs were invented in 1796...

@Max_Le_Groom

5 жыл бұрын

@@bonzwaygo Nay, thou

@smileitsjustagame2937

5 жыл бұрын

Such a virtuous young friar.

What if we were to kisseth to these fine tunes dear maiden? Ha ha I jest... lest though crave?

@Samyazaaaa

4 жыл бұрын

😳

@icepackisaac

4 жыл бұрын

this is perfect

@vitlanger6785

4 жыл бұрын

Cheesy as fuck, ma boi

@wiwaxiasilver827

4 жыл бұрын

“However, if thou art that poor lad Absolon, all thou wilt have shalt be her nether eye.”

@alliedstatesofamerica7674

4 жыл бұрын

I sire thee

When my suitor asks my father for my hand in marriage and he says “aye”

The whole town square after the 14 year old bread thief gets beheaded.

Whenst thou stubs thine toe, but thou dost not loseth it to gangrene.

@NessieAndrew

5 жыл бұрын

I love it :))))

@sub7se7en

5 жыл бұрын

best comment of the lot

@Skadi609

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Daniels vibes😀

When thou university is pillaged and thy debt forgiven

@tomm5663

4 жыл бұрын

foolish monks! I shalt never have need of your "words" ever again!

@Vandarte_translator

4 жыл бұрын

*Happy literate peasant noises*

@curvingfyre6810

4 жыл бұрын

*whyn twas sycreatlii thoust aun sylf whoumst hath pyllaeg'd ayfermeyntshuned establyshmint auf leernyng*

@Hafer_

4 жыл бұрын

Thine*

@curvingfyre6810

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hafer_ whumft doetht kwaute vvithyn ficsed rylf yf laenguahge doth proklayim thymselvf teu bee vvytch. tu thee pyre vvyth thee!

*plays air hurdy gurdy*

@aaronbrachfeld5796

7 ай бұрын

😂

Studying medieval history for college with this in the background!

this is even more lit than london in 1666

@Imlaor25

7 жыл бұрын

Too soon

@cosmaschrey

7 жыл бұрын

buuuurned

@syahran1518

7 жыл бұрын

but it was almost 400 years ago

@marcusgodioso277

7 жыл бұрын

yassine el allati what happened at London 1666

@franzferdinand5810

7 жыл бұрын

Marcus Mgodioso the whole city went up in flames

This song makes me want to show a bit of ankle

@cris-oq4po

8 жыл бұрын

harlot

@celticboy1950

8 жыл бұрын

+Yunalesca And me !!!

@Goldtiger927

8 жыл бұрын

+Yunalesca Dispute what you think, the Medieval period was lot more debauched than the Early Modern and Modern periods.

@Adornbeautify

8 жыл бұрын

I giggled so loud at this!

@rumpsugg

8 жыл бұрын

+Yunalesca LOL

Wheres this been all my life it's like a cross between Scottish Arabic and drone absolutely brilliant

Twas so mesmerizing...I dropped me lords crockery... The flogging twas well earned !

How did they record this music so back then?

@ferguson704able

7 жыл бұрын

Fernando Oliveira Aliens, lad.

@sapphocalypse

7 жыл бұрын

Witchcraft and sorcery

@jameshunter9361

7 жыл бұрын

Fernando Ölbaum ever *heard of magic missle? same logic.

@D4rkTooga

7 жыл бұрын

Chin chin is... here... everybody DEFEND yourselves!

@doliague2590

7 жыл бұрын

lel it is normally either music in Medieval style or old music replayed in modern times.

When thine bread is only 30 percent sawdust

@Lord_Viscerate

4 жыл бұрын

Of all the comment, up until this one, this is the one that cracked me up. xD

@hasannaomir.3037

4 жыл бұрын

Ollie Tee: And a mere sprinkle on top of sheep's urine to keep away the flies.

@meridonmage9076

4 жыл бұрын

That thou canst handle such hardy Enzymes! Making thine Bread into Paper to Write thy Wizard's Spells upon! Wuuuuh :3

@hasannaomir.3037

4 жыл бұрын

Page Meridon Mage: With a snicker aye canst not deny, thou truly hast found me. Tee Hee, I thirst for the wicked merriment of poisons.

@hasannaomir.3037

4 жыл бұрын

Page Meridon Mage: Thou arte wizard! I've just barely possessed of these ingredients. Hath proved true fire on my last piece of pizza and leftover wingets. One more day of neglect woulds't decided these morsels be thrown out. Please magician, blesse and thanke ye.