Taxi/ Uber drivers. Tell me your stories in the replies HERE. GOLD COAST Show tonight, grab your tickets! www.friendlyjordies.com/live-show Political staffers, if you've got a story send it to:friendlyjordies@protonmail. com (remove the space before com)

@ItsJustDoctor

8 ай бұрын

I’m not an Uber driver, but I’ve spoke to a lot of Uber drivers. Like this one dude a few years back, who I was so afraid of, who I swear looked just like one of Sasha Baron Cohen’s characters, was just telling me about the time he got really high in Nepal and was a Buddhist monk, along with every other conspiracy under the sun like anti vaccine stuff and what not. I was so terrified that I just nodded and said yes to everything he was saying. And then the other day, had a guy tell me the CIA assassinated John Lennon, but I kind of agree with that one.

@coreythebludragon1986

8 ай бұрын

How did you post this 26 mins ago, if the video has only been up for 6?

@stevenshipway9033

8 ай бұрын

Not a taxi/Uber driver, but when I went to New Orleans the Uber driver who picked us up was the most lively, entertaining and engaging driver I've ever had, he was also African-American so I was prepared for some interesting landmarks being pointed out or stories. While regailing us tales of his life (he has two daughters and he lit up talking about them) the only landmark we were introduced to was a gas station, and in the most southern, and in that welcoming unwelcome accent "Ain't no way you goin to that gas station. That fried chicken will leave ya crappin fluids for a week!". An entire week in New Orleans and THAT will always be my capstone memory: A jovial, large black man with violent fried-chicken diarrhea. Marvelous.

@psosphuadhiu

8 ай бұрын

Simply put, second drive of my first night driving as an uber, picked up a literal goblin from the city, (he was sweating or excreting green… liquid?) and smelled similar to what I imagine the inside of an illegal sperm bank smells like. Regardless, quick 10 minute drive luckily but 4 minutes in, he began nutting a quick one out. When I asked him what he was doing, he just snarled and continued. When I got to the destination, he moaned and just got out without either of us exchanging any words, (he didn’t say any words the whole time). Glad he didn’t sit in the front, wouldn’t have been worth the $8

@jcornscorndog941

8 ай бұрын

M8 talk about the ford falcon xr8 au, the greatest vehicle to leave an ausie factory line. Cause you can’t spell Australia without AU.

This just confirms what I have always suspected, when you hire a tradie to do any sort of work for you there's a fifty/fifty chance they're either a complete lunatic or the smartest people alive, there is no inbetween.

@BensSightSoundandAuto

8 ай бұрын

That can be said for literally anyone in any profession

@dontwannabeahero1570

8 ай бұрын

there is a third option and that is that they are both

@von...

8 ай бұрын

i mean at least it's easy to find a good one & stick with it... on the other hand, when you have to go to the emergency room at the hospital you dont have the luxury to only work with the best

@Squizziles

8 ай бұрын

Fucking aye 😂

@Squizziles

8 ай бұрын

@@BensSightSoundandAutoI don’t think you understand. Quite how far the difference between absolute shit house and god tier work is 😂

At my shop we occasionally have a women who insists that there are CIA bugs in her car. One time my father (just to get her out of the office) said he'd use his "Sweeper" to find the bugs, and grabbed the first thing in reach. He just sorta walked around the car and said "Ah yeah there you go they're all disabled now." She occasionally comes back for resweeps. Last I heard she got thrown in jail for public disturbance. she also shit herself to avoid the arrest. Nice lady though.

@local_authority

8 ай бұрын

Im sure she is just lovely

@bibsp3556

8 ай бұрын

Shitting yourself to own the cops. Powermove

@danielleclark-zack864

8 ай бұрын

You got it all wrong man; the C.I.A. shit her pants to make her stop wiping the car!

@bmint

8 ай бұрын

😂😢😮😂

@bmint

8 ай бұрын

@@danielleclark-zack864🤦‍♂️🤘

I think a video of the ‘Tales of Aussie Apprentices’ is sorely needed

@commodorevk509

8 ай бұрын

Agreed

@avanap8096

8 ай бұрын

Don't!! it will explain everything! Probably worth the trouble of doing a full story though. The system ain't great

@Sad_Elf

8 ай бұрын

I second this, tales from all professions

@thelandlord111

8 ай бұрын

Just finished my electrical trade, but because it is government based we had a lot of testing and benchmarks to meet to get hired. Some of the stuff the tafe teachers told us about their other classes I wouldn’t trust them to know how to turn on a flashlight.

@jaidentslgl2753

8 ай бұрын

Don't forget the trainees from traineeships

I was in a taxi heading to Tullamarine. The driver told me that the previous weekend he had picked up a very drunk grannie after the footy. He knew he shouldn’t but he thought that on another day it could be his mum. As they headed along the Tulla freeway she opened the window and did a technicolour yawn. When she finished she screamed at the driver to stop. She had vomited her teeth out. He stopped and collected them for her. She duly replaced then in her mouth.

@bmint

8 ай бұрын

😂😢 poor moms 😂

@Wolf36181

8 ай бұрын

At least she opened the window first

@dominickkramer6469

8 ай бұрын

what colorful language. i love it. technicolor yawn😂

@jaegrant6441

8 ай бұрын

Noted! If I have dentures when I'm older and I need to chuck while driving. Take teeth out first!

@davebeat

8 ай бұрын

Had a customer do that when I was working at a bar once. Ordered a drink, as I brought the pint they spewed their teeth out on to the floor behind the bar. I picked their teeth out of the puke, and they put them back in their mouth. I cleaned the floor up while they sipped their new pint.

Honestly as a mechanic myself...most 'strong bad aircon smells' are deceased rats stuck in blower motors. Its remarkably common.

@bibsp3556

8 ай бұрын

99% chance

@dhenderson1810

8 ай бұрын

None of it is B. O., like in "Seinfeld"?

Aircraft mechanics aren't the only people with a surplus on excessive verbiage in reports. A catastrophic fire on board a cargo ship I was working on was officially declared as a "thermal event" in the insurance report

@namelastname6884

8 ай бұрын

i mean i feel like thermal event is kinda underselling it but its true i guess

@lysdexiar31

8 ай бұрын

jeep used the same terminology when all those jeeps were catching fire a decade or so ago

@reggie9710

8 ай бұрын

@@lysdexiar31 They really are cursed cars

Have had 3 different Taxi drivers fall asleep behind the wheel with me in the front passenger seat drunk out of my mind. Each time I grabbed the wheel and as safely as I could kept us on the road while they accelerated, each of them woke up and yelled at me for touching the wheel.

@lightfoot.2000

8 ай бұрын

Epic! 🤘😎

@kaeolandon-lane3429

8 ай бұрын

Honestly that’s pretty sad.

At my last retail job, I had a co-worker who was an elderly woman. She suddenly started smelling like death one summer. It got worse every day and by the time they pulled her into the office to talk about hygiene, you could smell her if she was standing at the end of a 24' aisle. Turns out, her cat had passed 3 weeks ago and she put it in a shoebox in her trunk. Her original thought was to bury him but she couldn't afford the cremation, let alone a plot at a pet cemetery, so she was waiting for another payday to save up. Management sent her home and gave her the next two days paid leave. They pooled their money together and the store owner dropped off the money off at her house. They didn't fire her but she never did come back. No idea where she is now, dead or alive.

@dominickkramer6469

8 ай бұрын

thats just fuckin sad man fuck

@dhenderson1810

8 ай бұрын

Early on, in your comment, I thought the twist was that the old lady had died and you didn't even notice for a couple of days.

@g3rdus12

3 ай бұрын

@@dhenderson1810 Sounds like a spin off to Weekend at Bernie's lol

Games Workshop workers confess their sins.

@doomsnek6621

8 ай бұрын

Not a single one of them has read the lore/ care about the eldar

@Thriving_in_Exile

3 ай бұрын

Neckbeardia have stories about this stuff all the time. Might wanna give them a watch.

Drove taxis for a year. Once picked up two best friends (regulars) after they had a night on the drinks. One of them was insistent he would walk home because he had no money to put in for the ride. Long story short they ended brawling in the taxi over $20 fare and one was pretty badly beaten and probably hospitalized. Had to pull them out while they kept fighting. Besides cleaning the blood up, I'd say 9/10 night

My friend is a former mechanic. He had this sketchy old guy working at the shop with them who was a total dumbass. One day a car rolls in and they have the check something to do with the oil after turning it off My friend (who was like 16 at the time) opened the valve and started looking at the engine. For whatever reason, the old guy turns the car ON. Friend gets absolutely spackled in oil and yells for it to stop. After being confronted, old ass just shrugs. I think he was fired within the week

Can't wait for the eventual venting from Hospitality workers confessing their sins it'll be amazing

@miglek9613

8 ай бұрын

Didn't the channel already have one?

@Atrosoni

8 ай бұрын

@@miglek9613 might have missed it lol...shit

i worked in a diesel repair place for a few years in semi-rural us. happy to say that at least with us we actually did everything right, tried to save customers what we could when we can. one tech spent 6 hours rewiring something only to find out the replacement part was actually in stock. but most mechanics are shady as hell just get a big rig at this point

I used to work in a mechanics shop during my uni semester breaks and I’d be leaning into the engine bay looking to see what the problem was, then a particular colleague known for antics would come over and say “have much luck?” Me, trying to concentrate saying “nah mate, nothing yet”, he’d then proceed to put his cupped hand in front of my face and say “this might do the trick”, me being completely oblivious looks up and takes a breath saying “what’s that” only to almost chunder from being cupcaked by short middle aged fat dude that only ever ate servo food and iced coffees. Being young and working at a mechanics shop has a steep learning curve.

@noodles5004

8 ай бұрын

I would have thrown hands for sure. Honestly the description of the servo food made me almost chunder from vicarious trauma. 😂😂

@BensSightSoundandAuto

8 ай бұрын

​@@noodles5004I probably wouldn't have advised throwing hands with a mechanic

@timmafee0

8 ай бұрын

​@@BensSightSoundandAutoagreed. Their hands are so calloused it's like getting punched by a brick

@jhonthecat5061

8 ай бұрын

@@BensSightSoundandAuto If they bleed you can beat their ass, don't be a coward

@BensSightSoundandAuto

8 ай бұрын

@@jhonthecat5061 you can attempt to, that's about it

"Without trucks Australia stops." Ditto with telecommunications as the Optus outage demonstrated the other day.

I'm suprised there wasn't any story's about dildos. I was servicing a Ford ranger one day and while trying to replace the cabin filter the glove box was filled with condom wrappers and a double ended dildo. One of the biggest miners I've ever seen came to pick up the car.

@drunkpaulocosta

6 ай бұрын

I had a girl who'd put a big black horse sized cock on her gearshifter. We sent the apprentice to "Loosen the gear shifter" and gave him a pair of rubber gloves. He walked off so confused but came back telling us to get fucked

Getting even that small amount of warhammer in a Jordies video again gave me hope

We were driving to Vic from Sydney for Christmas so got the family car serviced. They replaced the timing belt and all up cost around $2k. 2 hrs in, lost power so pulled over and the engine was on fire. We put it out using our drinking water, but it was a write-off. The mechanic hadn't secured the new timing belt.🙄 So we're in the middle of nowhere on the M31, it's nearly midnight on Christmas Eve, no car, no phone reception, no drinking water and 2 kids under 5. Walked along the highway until I got a bar of reception and called roadside assistance. We got a tow truck to tow us back to Sydney (poor bugger) getting home a few hours before sun up on Christmas Day. It cost thousands to get flights down on Boxing Day, but then we were stuck on my Mum's farm in country Victoria with 2 small kids in 40 degree heat with no car. The mechanic claimed it wasn't his fault and despite the insurance company assuring us they'd investigate, they didn't. He got away with shafting us.

@baabaabaa-yp2jh

8 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas!

@sgtjonzo

8 ай бұрын

what do you mean by the timing belt wasn't secured?

@dragonace119

8 ай бұрын

@@sgtjonzo Probally untightened.

@alaricgoldkuhl155

8 ай бұрын

@@sgtjonzo That was the consensus for everyone who looked at it. Timing belt came loose, rubbed on something and the friction caused the fire.

@sgtjonzo

8 ай бұрын

@@alaricgoldkuhl155 ah gotcha, wasnt sure what secured was referring to

I feel like this one is gonna be a real lesson to us customers who know nothing about cars

Im sure the are plenty of sailors who are willing to share stories. One of my first experiences with yacht racing was of a conversation with a fellow sailor about how one race they kidnapped a stripper on the way back to Newcastle from the sunshine coast

As a mechanic this is just the daily routine 😂😂😂

@niesy

8 ай бұрын

yet only scraping the surface...

@Tayl0r_

8 ай бұрын

Im going to be doing an auto-collision course at my tech college next fall then next year auto-tech so I can be certified n shit. I can’t say any of this is out of the realm of what Im expecting for me😂 Wish me luck brother

uber eats driver here, one night in bunbury i picked up from south bunbury maccas at 10pm, i picked up an order and drove to a suburb called Withers which is where all the statehousing is and isnt really somewhere you wanna be at 10pm. upon arrival there was no lights, it was a dead end street and the house was a chop shop with cars everywhere, was questioning whether the 8 dollars was worth it. when i grabbed the food from my esky i realised that i hadnt emptied the ice from it so the entire bag was submerged in water. holding the bottom of the bag i wandered into the pitch black yard where 2 Rottweilers approached me growling. terrified i dropped the soggy bag of food in front of the dogs and backed away. got an upvote lol

This is like an Aussie book end to "Just Rolled In"

Whoever put in the F-Zero X start up sound just triggered a core memory and are the fucking GOAT

@reanukeevesau

8 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@TheVeyron623

8 ай бұрын

@@reanukeevesau0:51

FINALLY! As a mechanic I've been waiting for this one. Thank you for the laughs

I've been a mechanic and I have to say these stories are hilarious and definitely true

Babe wake up, new Friendlyjordies “Confess Your Sins” video just dropped

You should do a part 2 to the medical confess your sins lol. Those responses were amazing

Did some work experience at Scania. One of the apprentices forgot to empty one of the oil catches, I went to use it in which it promptly overfill, tried to plug the hole. Ended up slipping and landing on flat on my back, was completely covered like a black oil bukkake. Great times

@benzlover55

8 ай бұрын

How did you clean yourself off? I've never spilled oil on myself, but I've seen videos like that, and i always wondered how you would do it.

@dkataustralia

8 ай бұрын

Alot of workshops have showers on site with heavy duty grime soap, its like a gritty thick soap that gets everything off@@benzlover55

Would love an episode on delivery driver horror stories

@danielwells1734

8 ай бұрын

I second this idea. It would be hilarious.

Love having these fun stories mixed with Jordan's humor

@Springy_boi1078

8 ай бұрын

Same.

@itsthatbrownboiilite5699

8 ай бұрын

Flashback to the pokies video where he read about somebody dying at a machine only for their earnings to be swiped while they were being attended to and Jordan immediately starts laughing maniacally

@inviktus1983

8 ай бұрын

I love watching videos on the internet

@dhenderson1810

8 ай бұрын

I like these videos more than his political ones.

you have to do Chefs/Bakers next

We just need apprenticeship stories now

last time i was this early i couldnt finish my

@MrCardz

8 ай бұрын

He couldn't finish :(

@ausernameidk

8 ай бұрын

Mate it happened again what were you going to

@ItsDaNewGuy

8 ай бұрын

Sandwich? That's alright. You can have some of mine. 🥪

@TotteryGlint

8 ай бұрын

Some people can extrapolate from incomplete information. Others

@grughweatherbug2684

8 ай бұрын

that reminds me when i was early and then this dude

FYI, in the late eighties, the trucks did stop and the governance Bent over immediately. My family were part of that and I was in Melbourne when it happened.

Hairdressers/beauty industry workers confess video would be wild. My wife is a beauty therapist and the stories she tells are crazy.

@futuristicgirl14

8 ай бұрын

Yes please! As an esthetician we see some shit fs

@SL-ze6su

8 ай бұрын

There's probably stories about 1) women going there with a black eye 2) karens who complain about everything 3) people who run and get a taxi to avoid paying

@machinegunkeyboard5988

8 ай бұрын

I second this, hairdresser/beauty therapists would be crazy

Thank you for the video friendly gordies, can’t get any better

Thanks for the New Zealand Nats joke, top notch 👍

Been waiting for this one

I'll tell you about my cousins attempt of being an Uber driver. He was just starting college and wanted to get some extra money to spend and thought uber would be great. His first customers was a couple of brothers who wanted a ride to Alice Springs; my cousin has never been to Alice Springs and assumed it was some kind of nice town or something, either way it was a few hours drive and he was going to make a mint from it. The brothers messed & heckled him the entire ride over... but hey money is money. When they arrived they pulled my cousin out of the car, stole his shoes, phone and the car and drove away. He walked barefoot about two hours until someone took pity on him and called him a taxi. They eventually found his car tossed down a hill and burned out by a fire.

@Elemblue2

8 ай бұрын

Dont the people on the app need to identify themselves?

Fucken Glenn Ridge. Googled, he does the odd ad for insurance

“Yeah, we know you love your car, mate. We just can’t find it.” 🤣

YESSS, I've been waiting for this for SOOO long

We need a childcare workers confess sins.... Where I work there's a lot of kids that come through, so we have an indoor play area. It happens to have a climbing frame thing that lots of parents tend to sit under... It is not an uncommon occurrence for kids to pee while on the climbing frame, and it's not entirely unheard of for that pee to end up on someone's head... Anyway, staff are told not to stand under it when we get our training, however, no such warning is given to parents when they enter.

8:00 best part is that the typical terminology for this is "bird strike"

"And I'm invested in it now" lol hilarious

Aircraft mechanics just do aerospeak, lovely jargon with very plastic words. My latest most favorite one is the "Rapid Unplanned Disassembly"

We need a full length warhammer 40k video FRIENDLYJORDIES

I was literally playing F-Zero X on my N64 and then came and watched this video to hear the intro song in your video, amazing

I got an ad for Frank’s Red Hot featuring some chicken wings. Add another point to the Charlie’s Chargrill Chicken Counter!

Used devcon to "fix" the crankshaft keyway that was extremely munted. Chucked the balancer back on and sold the car a few months later. 👌

@sgtjonzo

8 ай бұрын

holy fuck mate hahahaha

11:10 Why is this just every Coburg/Bankstown mechanic to a T It was either gonna be a M5 or an AMG

Customer states: "Tire won't hold air" *The car is literally running on the rim* XD

Jesus that cat story is fucking wild, so much going on there that needs serious help haha

I was the only story that wasn’t read all the way through, this has angered the machine spirits of my handheld cogitater.

Damn it, I put in a submission, but I also had someone who didn’t pump their brakes after a brake job in the bay across the alley from mine put it into reverse and accidentally back all the way into my coworker’s multi hundred pound toolbox pushing it into the wall behind and buckling it.

Jordies if you ever do a supermarket worker one of these I will dump 9 years of tea in an email

😂😂😂 the cluck counter

Imma use that "a little more choke, and it would have started" line

all the mechanics coming out of the woodworks. love it

My girlfriends dad (Gezza) was a taxi driver, he once picked a guy up from a pub in Werribee (essentially a suburb of both Melbourne and Geelong - so purgatory) and the guy was bragging about what he had achieved during the night. Gezza, being curious asked what he had done and he was uncontrollably laughing while showing Gezza his Snapchat story where he had filmed himself busting 8 pint glasses in the toilet bowl of said pub. Also bonus story, my friend and I caught a cab once just to bully him. We got in and prepaid and had our mate tailgate the cab while we chanted “taxi driver takes it up the ass, do da, do da, taxi driver takes it up the ass all the do da day” while snap chatting the driver with the flash on until the prepaid fare expired and he kicked us out. We were 20, I do not endorse my behaviour even if I still find it hilarious

@TheTralfaz

8 ай бұрын

I had 5 drunken yahoos in my cab and one of them dropped a horrendous fart, I stopped the cab and got out, they were all asking me to get back in, but I declined, they said At least turn the meter off, and I said NO WAY , your'e paying for that, to which they all laughed and told me what a great guy I was AND gave me a sizeable bag of ganga upon exiting...ahhh the stories I could tell

@Lazerspike

8 ай бұрын

Man you made the taxi drivers night! Dickhead.

6:18 thank you for mentioning us, West Islander

“It’s a small price for peace of mind” i always say 😂😂

I was a mechanic for a tree lopping company, the tree workers are literally running off drugs during storm season. Kinda like the trucking industry back when log books werent required

What a hype video before starting work lol

I mean with the whole dieselpunk aesthetic 40K has The Mechanicus would probably know how to tinker with an engine block.

As someone who has worked in a garage most problems are solved by just hitting it and we hardly do any thinking if you don’t know a layout just google it or read the manual

@BensSightSoundandAuto

8 ай бұрын

Speak for yourself, some of us actually put the hammer down sometimes.

@redwiltshire1816

8 ай бұрын

@@BensSightSoundandAuto well yeah we still had to use tools the car didn’t just fix itself

@ASpaceOstrich

8 ай бұрын

@@redwiltshire1816 Hit the car with the tools. Got it.

@redwiltshire1816

8 ай бұрын

@@ASpaceOstrich make sure it’s a rubber mallet or you’ll have some expensive dents lol

@ASpaceOstrich

8 ай бұрын

@@redwiltshire1816 Just hit the dent from the other side. Problem sorted.

Iv seen an exhaust pipe made out of coke cans tied together with hose clamps. Iv seen a truck with both chassis rails severed and all the body mounts fully decomposed. In my opinion opening all 4 doors at once would cause the structure to collapse. Vibrating seat pads 😏 urine bottles disabling the airbag sensors. Iv seen a game hen penetrate a heat exchanger. A boy lowered his own car and proceeded to get two new engine sumps in two weeks before an offroading misadventure tore into half his floor.

bro that shirt is the deffinition of truckers on our freeways

I’m calling all of my squadrons maintainers *Helicopter Nurses* now, thank you

Cocaines a hell of a drug Jordie ❤ Love the F-(u)-Zero solo in there too!

That Luxon roast was quality, ta jordies

Warhammer has been mentioned. Jordan must make another video about it. *You know what must be done.*

I can’t wait to hear Bruce Lehrmann’s confession

Thank you for the slop

That Warhammer story killed me

"Bit more choke and she would have started", calling all dads out there to keep this gem alive.

"the planet of mechanicus adeptus" thats just the moon, bro

"So take a dip into the mystery bag, take a big ol sniff off the mystery rack. Could be coke, could be ket, could be hezza and it could be death"

the guy who got pantsed is the same guy who left the shit filled pants in that bathroom

Damn, I want Charcoal Chicken now.

You really love your Club Canadian.

oh god hes found mechanic youtube now

i didn’t know what charlie was until the reference. you learn something new

our local travis bickle in south Victoria goes my the name *** dial, and his personal card reads *** dial, drive in style. he gave me a lift home from the pub one night and he was awfully happy (usually he was always in a foul mood) and I asked why he was so happy, he goes its my birthday and the boss got me this for a present, he then pulled out from his driver side door a half drunk bottle of jim beam with the blue label, i guess its the fancy one or something and even forgot to charge me for the lift...absolute legend !

You need to cop some the cold ones boys trucker shirts.

I like the outro music but the only thing i can think of is “kiss you homies” it uses the same backing track.

Suggestion for a future video: "Encounters with religious preachers" (those who hand out pamphlets and/or talk over a loud speaker in public places)

Do a video on tabletop and boargame gaming stores! Please! Used to go to one where it turned out after the place eventually shut down that the guy running it was a perpetual alchoholic that got divorced and refused to pay employees instead just cycling on any person gullible enough he could find, also tried suing anybody who slighted him for attempted millions. All that while running a weed farm from the room nextdoor which was easily visible from the room where everyone played warhammer. I knew a lot of the regulars had autisn too so it was kinda like growing weed on hard mode next to a room full of police alarms. Gues he just liked risk. Im sure thered be plenty of stories from gaming stores which everyone naturally looks at as innocent fun, i certainly know ive experienced a few 😂

I love this fkn channel. I wish I could get a Friendly Jordies show in my region of the US 😂

So, good ideas for a "Confess their SINS" video, food delivery drivers. I've been offered weed as a tip before (I took the tip). 90%+ of delivery drivers are stoners I guarantee it, plus you deliver to some wild people sometimes.

@bulletslime5704

8 ай бұрын

ive seen 3 punch ons in the street in my about 6 weeks of working as a domino's driver

Dude mechanics have some of the best customer service stories i feel like. Maybe in part due to lack of knowledge on the customers behalf

😂😂bruh that went SOUTH quick!

Thank you Jordies for making the video

That Kiwi Accent was on point.

"just rolled in"

Cluck counter is a mortal!

I work in a car bodyshop and i remember we had some guy tell us he has a small scratch on his door. It was creased in and the crash bar inside was fucked. Tell him it needs a new door and he was surprised. I dont think the reality of car damage hit him as hard as whatever hit the door

Would be cool to see a video on tobacconists, i work at one and im sure that theres many stories out there :)