4:49 do you want to fight 😭😭😭😭😭

@Chanwills0

27 күн бұрын

IM DEAD SOZ BRIDGET 😂💀

@user-isidwi3i29

23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@betsybreen1102

19 күн бұрын

@@Chanwills0HAHAHAHAH😂❤

@ryderrezentes1286

19 күн бұрын

for what??

@betsybreen1102

18 күн бұрын

@@ryderrezentes1286her name is Bridget 😂 the person who commented

I clicked faster than Draco could say my father will hear about this

@TangerineDr4gonz

Ай бұрын

Why is this so funny!😂

@Uewrydehyrecyg

Ай бұрын

SAME

@Annabeth_Chase68

Ай бұрын

Same lol

@m4rzwithst4rz

Ай бұрын

Same lol

@debracollette2354

Ай бұрын

So truuuuuue

Can’t wait for the Order of the Phoenix reaction, which is gonna be 80% footage of McGonagall angrily calling Childline to report Umbridge

@nightmarefreddle4174

Ай бұрын

That will be great, it’ll be comedy gold.

@robertfigarocherlyne8364

Ай бұрын

Lol

@nicolaatkinson2658

Ай бұрын

Frrrr

@ydmeve4534

Ай бұрын

Mr. Potter, have a biscuit. *Calls childline as Harry is having a biscuit*

@Esiecat

Ай бұрын

Yeah lol

"I'm as fertile as they come" ma'am it is 12:35 am, I have a flight in the morning, yet you have destroyed my will to sleep in less than a minute.

@BikiBikiBoom

Ай бұрын

Harry: Me too mate

"You can't trust sombody who's named after confectionary" 🤣🤣That's one of my favorite lines I've ever heard just behind "bibbity bobbity backhand"

@BeccaBearSc

26 күн бұрын

IKR Bibbity Bobbity Backhand was gold

Mcgonagall: “We NEVER use transfiguration as punishment” Also magonagall: “perhaps I should transfigure you and Mr potter into clocks so that way one of you might be on time!”

@coreyklaustermeier5692

Ай бұрын

Yes, as she said threatening transfiguration is fine, just can’t go through with it lol

@Observer675

Ай бұрын

"Perhaps a map?"

@d22777

16 күн бұрын

Saying it sarcastically is one thing, actually doing is another.

"She may be a cat, but really she's the goat" I may never find a more accurate description of McGonagall 😂😂😂

when his name was called, i wish Harry just walked out the hall like “oh hell nah i’m going to bed, traumatise another teenager for once”

@nathanhunt9264

Ай бұрын

Would of been cool if he did that

@Hermione_Granger

20 күн бұрын

​@@nathanhunt9264 Would've* and yeah I agree lol

we love Temu McGonagall bringing light to small indie films like Harry potter. Used to be my favorite film when I was 89.

@Twonkle-Bonkle

Ай бұрын

*Small* indie films 💀

@nicolasripoll7974

Ай бұрын

​​@@Twonkle-Bonkle that's the joke XD

"don't put him in a cupboard, he's gonna have PTSD"

@grayscalegreyscale

21 күн бұрын

that killed me same with her reaction just after rita says he must feel right at home 😭💀‼️

“Hello ladies and jellyspoons” I am so thankful for being recognized as a jellyspoon. Thank you temu McGonagall or should I say Miss Minerva.

@UrFavMarsali

Ай бұрын

What do you mean temu McGonagall? She is real.

@TotalDramaGurlie

Ай бұрын

@@UrFavMarsali she legit said temu McGonagall herself.. she called herself it. Cuz she don’t wanna get sued.

@UrFavMarsali

Ай бұрын

@@TotalDramaGurlie ik it was a joke

@TotalDramaGurlie

Ай бұрын

@@UrFavMarsali sorry I didn’t realise that.

@UrFavMarsali

Ай бұрын

@@TotalDramaGurlie its ok!

"Send him to AA. Sybil can go too." LOL!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jamie7398

Ай бұрын

And Winky the house elf too.

@Twonkle-Bonkle

Ай бұрын

​@@jamie7398true

@peggyknecht5551

Ай бұрын

@@jamie7398 Yep, her too. All three of them can carpool to AA.

@user-vy8mh7he8p

26 күн бұрын

They're all insane

@Twonkle-Bonkle

26 күн бұрын

@@peggyknecht5551 they might need a driver

Did anyone notice how ABSOLUTLY ✨GORGEOUS✨ she is!

@Nick-sq5xe

Ай бұрын

As always

@Twonkle-Bonkle

Ай бұрын

​@@Nick-sq5xefrrrr

@FrankFurther

Ай бұрын

Everyone yeah

@amysmith2376

Ай бұрын

Ofcourse❤

@stefaniekoch5053

29 күн бұрын

Yasss, she is stunning ❤

"He glided down, that's the only cool thing he ever done" ✨

@BirdieCoit

5 күн бұрын

That line was gold!🤣🤣

What's sadder is that Durmstrang no longer has a Headmaster since Kakoroff ran off and was later killed Viktor told Harry and the rest that the Durmstrang students were the ones operating the ship when they came here their Headmaster stayed in his cabin and left them to continuously maintain the magic needed to take the ship underwater for hours at a time

@caseycampbell4787

25 күн бұрын

What the heck's up with that though? Like while he was still there to be headmaster I mean.

@angelicafigueroa0221

25 күн бұрын

@@caseycampbell4787 nah once Voldemort came back he left since it's known he tried to rat the rest of the death eaters out in court to save his skin, so he abandoned ship as they say

7:30 the shoulder squeeze of reassurance reminded me how annoyed i am that Harry named his children after Albus and Severus, then forgets the witch who would fight the dark lord for him if she could, who supported him, and was there for him in so many instances, and instead names his daughter after Luna. Luna? WHY LUNA??? Lily Molly would have been acceptable, Lily Minerva should be the correct name for his daughter. Lily Minny is the perfect nickname. I feel mad for Minerva.

@cloudwatcher608

25 күн бұрын

I am 100 percent with you. Minerva is the most underrated in-universe character. Snape happened to be a double agent because he had an unhealthy obsession with Harry’s mom and Harry is all in on him, but McGonagall who has stood up for Harry for years, who would have raised him probably if Dumbledore allowed it, was shafted

@jonahthrane812

25 күн бұрын

@@cloudwatcher608 we don't get told much about Minerva's relationship to James and Lily, but we can assume it was good because she was willing to spend an entire day as a cat monitoring the dursleys, and as far as I can remember, not on the orders of Dumbledore, because her report on them being the worst sort doesn't change his mind. So I always assumed they were on good if not very good terms, and she was also willing to buy the broom for Harry, I see two contributing reasons for that, he is the son of James and Lily so she wants to treat him well, and Minerva is a raving quidditch fan who wants the Quidditch trophy in her office. So I always assumed that if Dumbledore said to Minerva to stop teaching to raise and protect Harry she wouldn't want to stop teaching but would want to help Harry. I'm currently on the hunt for a good fanfic of Minerva raising Harry.

@somonenamedaashna

20 күн бұрын

i do believe luna was a female version of lupin, but it was still a weird decision considering there was a character that was named luna

@jonahthrane812

19 күн бұрын

@@somonenamedaashna agreed. It's odd choosing her as a name when it could have been any female who played a bigger role in his life. Molly. Minerva. Even Nymphadora Tonks. Instead we get Luna. And unless Luna and Harry became very close friends in the 19 years, they were never great friends.

@Heheduckie

15 күн бұрын

should’ve been Lily Minnie-Luna Potter a double barrelled one

TemuGonagall ✅ From wish ✅ A freestyle dance teacher ✅ Sounds about right…😊 Edit: OH MY- 90 LIKES. Thanks so much!

Between Myrtle in this (even though its a movie thing) and the love potions in Half-Blood Prince girls should have the same restrictions to the dormitories that boys do.

@djw7141

Ай бұрын

They should in general

@heytrace

Ай бұрын

since the girls stairs turn to slides when a boy tries to go up there it should be the same for boys

@sross9501

Ай бұрын

100% agree, there's a lot of predatory women in this series... Voldy's mom also went the love potion subjugation route, and while Rita Skeeter was ultimately just interested in exploiting Harry for dramatic articles, the scene with her in the closet with Harry felt really flirtatious and disturbing. I realize that having the commons rooms jinxed so girls can't enter the boys room wouldn't fix what the adults in this story did, you'd still think accountability and boundaries would be taught to the girls the same way it's taught to the boys.

@TothanCrawk

Ай бұрын

@@sross9501 couldn't have said it better myself!!!!

"Which ironically is very British of them."

I CLICKED AS FAST AS BELLA RUNS WHEN VOLDY CALLS HER-

@s0ul_.04-v

Ай бұрын

That is so accurate 😭

@foxfireangels3960

Ай бұрын

You said Bella, and I got confused, like why would Bella from Twilight run when Voldemort calls her? Then I realized, I got the wrong Bella.

@eakrishnaply-ok1fj

28 күн бұрын

SAME ​@@foxfireangels3960

@hughmiddaugh198

28 күн бұрын

No, no. Keep going. I want to hear the rest of this fanfic.

@ankitaborah924

13 күн бұрын

​@@foxfireangels3960Thought I was the only one

“This was my Golden Trio and I never felt so alone” Oh my Merlin, Harry is the next McGonagall 😮

As a British Asian I was so sad with the Patel twins outfits! I actually redesigned their outfits for my GCSE textiles coursework back in the day. The lenghas aren't that bad but I don't love them. I get that they didn't want to outshine Hermione and Fleur but still 😭

@sross9501

Ай бұрын

I mean Cho's dress was nice too, I think since Pavarti went with Harry, and he was a champion, that was more than a good enough reason to dress them up a bit more formal. But alas. Still, Ginny had the worst dress imo.

@nj.7325

Ай бұрын

they're not that bad? flame only to anyone who made those decisions on the set, but as a south asian i'd only be seen at home in that. we go hard for parties, they did those girls so dirty. edit: culturally it's like they showed up in tshirt and jeans

@Moonlight-p8m

Ай бұрын

​@@nj.7325 I would never wear that. Even for a minute.

@Ali-mv3jc

Ай бұрын

@@nj.7325 yeah it's definitely casual clothes, I mean the lehenga weren't that bad in terms of fit.

@CamCamMan23

Ай бұрын

That's such a cool GCSE project for textiles!! What sort of designs did you go for?

Movie: (CHAOS, MAGIC, DRAGONS, *TEEN ANGST!*) TumuGonagall: (casually dipping a biscuit in her coffee) 😂

I swear you cant catch a break having a seven year headache, doing like twelve jobs at hogwarts, not getting to curse umbridge and now technical difficulties you are a warrior madame

5:51 "Sybil can go too" is such a deep cut it even took ME a second 🤣

"At least he didn't have to come back and meet umbridge" he was a seventh year. He wasn't going to anyway.

@Chanwills0

Ай бұрын

He’s an early birthday, he was in 6th year in GOF. It refs him being 5th year in POA

@ar_baxter

29 күн бұрын

@@Chanwills0 ah, gotcha. Definitely dodged a bullet then. I can imagine Harry begging him to lead the DA so he didn't have to

One thing that never made sense to me is why, in the movies, they made Durmstrang and Beauxbatons single sex schools, when in the books, both were co-ed. It was just weird.

That ending was bl**dy brilliant! I laughed so hard. 🌟 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Also when you were talking about Dumbledore taking sides with Snape, all i could think about was how awkward Palentines Day will be next year.

"Nobody has called the Vatican!" -- I'm gonna die laughing at this one.

Oh I love these “witch watches!!!” This is going to be good!!! ✨🌸

I've never understood why Hermione looked at the camera when she said "it's not going to wooooork"

@Chanwills0

Ай бұрын

She thinks she’s in the office 😂

I was not prepared for the first thing I hear in this video to be “I’m as fertile as they come”

Temu-Mcgonagall describing Harry Potter as "Wizard Jesus" is everything😂

Fun fact, the band that performs at the Yule ball (the weird sisters) includes members of Pulp and Radiohead! The main singer is played by Jarvis Cocker of Pulp. Other members include: Steve Mackey of Pulp Johnny Greenwood and Phil Selway of Radiohead Jason Buckle of All seeing I Steven Claydon of Add n to x

@andreykarbinovskiy430

10 күн бұрын

It would be fun if they could get real Twisted Sisters on there.

13:50 I love how no one realised tge biscuit she was dipping in her tea literally changed😂

After hearing Myrtal in this I am amazed how close the potter parodies are voice wise. You have amazing range as a VA!

15:12 for this entire scene I had tears of laughter rolling down my face. your comedy is somehow always exactly on point, thank you!

This was probably one of my favorites! I was in tears for most of it. And I COMPLETELY agree with the lurking Myrtle bit. Even going with her physical/mortal(?) age, it's just creepy.

I clicked faster than when Peter Pettigrew can say “Sqeauk squeak I'm a rat”

Whan she said OK Edward Cullen i mediately thout Cedric where😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 11:39

@protorhinocerator142

9 күн бұрын

I am The Batman

Ron in the background as Hermione convinces Harry to go up be like... *scratches head, looking mad*. Bru, Im dying... 🤣

I love these “witch watches!!!” I can’t wait, I can already tell that this will be so good!! ✨🌸

"Horizontally Challenged Boat" Agreed Edit: Best Witch Watches

The queen has returned ❤ FINALLY, NOW AM WAITING FOR THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX (especially roasting Umbridge)

We need witch watches with the order of the phoenix Edit: Albus and Severus were truly the meaning of duo in a trio especially after they died

To think that someone can be sued simply for doing an impression of someone. That's horrible. You are very funny and you're impression is spot on. Great work.

Petition for Order of the Phoenix witch watches🔥🔥 👇

2:12 Icon 2:25 questionable 2:34 slay 3:26 spitting facts 4:48 talking sh*t about Maxine 5:00 more slaying 6:20 same 6:32 spitting bars 6:55 spitting bars part 2 7:13 making excuses for Dumbledore 7:29 mother

@ankitaborah924

13 күн бұрын

Maxime*

21:08 THATS WILDDDDD💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 but like temumcgonigall has a pointttt

22:55 SHE LET HER INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS OUT xd. ✨Professor WAPgonagall✨.

I clicked faster than McGonagall could say "This is Witch Watches but Which Witch will Watch"

14:16 your laugh and then the bloop noise from Harry’s water is amazing! 😂

Mom get up! McGonagall posted!

@PoTtAh_edits_2009

Ай бұрын

MUMMMMMMMMMMM GET UP

@Aj28492

Ай бұрын

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I DONT GIVE A F*CK YOUR HUSBAND JUST DIVORCED YOU GET UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Ron being jealous of Hermione because he liked Krum made more sense actually hahhahahaa

@mattmclaren3067

12 күн бұрын

It is my head canon and I'm sticking to it.

Her singing is absolutely ✨ GORGEOUS ✨💅🏻

THE CUTOFF WITH THE UKULELE ACTUALLY GOT ME The moment you said apology it came to my mind and yet I still wasn't ready.

“i am mcgonnagal from temu” “apart from i won’t steal your credit card information and do fraud with it” I CANT 😂

"That's how you know McGonagall's a real one" 😂😂💀💀🔥🔥✨✨💅💅❤❤

Oh god I can't wait for the next one, all the Umbridge slander is going to feed me for the year

"OmG iTs DoBbY oN a LaMa" 😂😂 got me kissing the floorrr😢

temu McGonagall and movie McGonagall are total badass, Lady bosses

It is impossible to not laugh watching these videos I just cant😂😂😂

BTW Hermione and Harry actually thought about a scuba tank but Hermione thought he could get disqualified for breaking the the Statue of Secrecy! 🙂(Also that was in the books not movies)

22:54 The WAP remix, I'm done. I can't stop laughing. I haven't even even finished the whole thing because I keep re-watching the samething. 😂😂😂

So glad to see "Witch Watches", where I can enjoy this witch watch!

8:49 " Dumbledore looks so upset..." 😂

"Hogwarts still doesn't condone animal curlily. That's a child." 🤣

McGonagall ❌️ MomGonagall ✅️

These vids bring me so much happiness *Ced’s dad crying in the background*

Also the actress who played Myrtle was actually like 33, fr. Also it was only in the book, but the golden trio, one of them Harry i think does think of accio-ing a scuba tank, but then thinks he wouldnt have enough time for one to make it to him and hed be able to learn how to use it in a space of an hour. Just FYI. I had the same thought tho when i first read the book. Im old so i read the books before the movies came out.

First, I love that dog. So pretty/handsome. Second, it's the anguished "That's my boooooy!" that always kills me with this movie. Loved this installment. Well done.

I love that you're eating ginger biscuits in this :)

Honestly why does anybody think the Ministy has competent people 😭

She’s at it again the queen

I love your videos makes me smile when I’m in my dark feels plus my kid nephews and nieces say you’re their favorite KZread channel

YES WITCH WATCHES IS BACKKKKK!❤ and can we talk about how SHE COMES UP WITH THE FUNNIEST KIND OF COMBACKS😂😂

“We do not condone animal cruelty at Hogwarts. That dragon was absolutely fine… Promise.” The Hungarian Horntail: 💀

So I have been watching to much of her stuff lately so when I went to binge watch harry potter, I thought everything was wrong thinking hers was the original😂😂😂😂

I always felt that they should have introduced Cedric earlier in the series so his death was an even bigger blow.

@finris1

27 күн бұрын

Well, the books did introduce him in book 3, and made him look humble and nice. He tried to help Harry during the quidditch match, and wanted to redo the game after catching the snitch after Harry was incapacitated by the dementors.

So glad I finally have enough time to sit down and watch this. I’ve been looking forward to this for ages!

Wake up! Witch Watches is finally back!

McGonagall and Snape being "those hormone monsters are running our floors"

"Imagine if it wasnt harry. Imagine if that was Fleur.... Alloo" i shrieked and choked. And then to end it with the ukele apology 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i wish there were 9 harry potter movies because at this stage it hurts we are already half way through the witch watches series

I love Chanwills as much as I love Dame Maggie. I am a 60 year old woman.

My headcanon is that you’re actually McGonagall from the books, judging how you were portrayed by the filmmakers in the ‘documentary’ about harry potter

SHES BACKKKK Edit: that Hermione was spot on 😂 Edit 2 Electric Boogaloo: that last frame, i see you hiding a grin💀

I'm so glad you back doing these. You make me laugh. I love your videos. Please never stop

"Send Syble, too" is crazy tho

Yes! A new McGonagall reacts! These are always on point❤💛 A compact boat for easier travels? Perhaps it unfolds when it's under water or something?

5:03 Good moves😂

OMG, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR EVER XX!!!!!!!!

Your apology is accepted, as I only just finished rewatching these yesterday, so your timing is apt. And here is some love to help you along when times are tough. Keep on trucking and I am looking forward to your next round of Witch Watch, whenever the witch watches witches watching. Stay awesome!

Love these!! Please keep doing the whole series!!

Omg i never realised that you were ace! I'm ace as well, and it's so amazing to have such an icon in the ace community!

THE QUEEN POSTED.

The Goblet of Fire is my favorite book and movie. I just watched it the other night so I’m so excited to see this you crack me up. 😂

Absolutely brilliant! Can’t wait for the next.

*Harry nearly dies* oh, this is lovely. 😂😂😂

I was waiting for this video for ages, these videos make me laugh so hard.

I think the same thing about the Barty actor lmao