There is something really orwellian about waking up every morning to the same pre-recorded message of a guy telling you to go buy coffee from a specific brand. I really hope that that was just the advertising and that's not really what the final product will say every single day.

@apassionatenerd.3564

3 жыл бұрын

No its actually like that lmfao

@Dylan_Platt

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, they are just MP3 audio files, so yes, they are identical every time. Now, I think you're implying the next step that Einstein Bros is going to take, which is some kind of app that randomizes a different bagel-themed wake-up message every morning. It's the wave of the future!

"Good morning! It's time to take a piss!"

Griffin McElroy: "HOT, *troubled* piss!"

"Ugh. Lotta.. paperwork at the office you gotta do.. Better wake up..."

@saxninja8464

2 жыл бұрын

" _that paperwork_ isn't gonnA DO IT *SELF* !!!!!”

As soon as I heard that 'coffee brewing', I just howled "NO".

"Good morning, it's time to take a piss." I found my new alarm.

This is one of the few I haven't heard and it is..... glorious

Why have I never heard this one and also why is the coffee being poured into the tallest coffee cup ever? The pour goes on way too long, folks.

what kind of dystopian capitalist alarm clock is this

Justin's part is actually my wake up alarm. Safe to safe my dorm partner isn't happy.

I'm far more concerned about fucking OLIVE GARDEN doing nachos personally

I really thought the coffee brewing was going to be an espresso machine. Aka: a GREAT alarm sound

The alarm tone voiceover forced me to think about things that are going to eat themselves.

@canijust101

2 жыл бұрын

ouroboros bagel

omg I'm crying laughing

Question for Americans: is the Taco Bell fries the boys always talk about just french fries? Bc we've always had that in Canada I think (like u can get a taco combo which has 2 tacos, fries, and a drink) Like is that it or am I missing something else lmao?

@miss_baphomet

3 жыл бұрын

for some reason in america taco bell keeps adding it and removing it from the menu without any fanfare or explanation. it's not the fries themselves, it's the weird mystery taco bell has for some reason cultivated around them

@raneemrashid6439

10 ай бұрын

It's just fries. You can get a side of nacho cheese to dip them in too. They're seasoned if that makes a difference?

Schmere society

@stefanalexanderlungu1503

4 ай бұрын

Schmear