"3 folks watching -- oh, that's us." I don't know why that's so hilarious, but it is.

"there is no reality in which this doll is 5 feet tall!" did yall forget the 16 foot doll my man?

0:27 justin says “...play along at home...” currently in 2020 hearing a mcelroy say that is incredibly cursed...

I wish I could see her

Found this doll's listing, someone fucking bought it on some other site for nearly 150 dollars.

This really creeped me out!! Mainly because my name is Janet. And I am 5'5" tall. Coincidence???? If Janet is on the floor, I guarantee you the other doll bitches are pushing her off the shelf. The bead thing is making me nostalgic. I grew up with 4 brothers. Got tied up numerous times. All my dolls had all their hair burned off on one side of their head. (Younger brother liked the smell of burning doll hair.) Older brother thought it would be fun to hold me by the ankles over the edge of the roof of the house and have my mom who was washing dishes in the kitchen look up and see my screaming face at the window. He was her favorite so I got in trouble for being on the roof! Lovely mom. Also got in trouble for answering a question... Lady after church complimented me with how cute I was. I was about 7 at the time. She asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said, "Miss Kitty". Gunsmoke was popular back then. Miss Kitty owned the bar and brothel. I was Baptist. I thought they were drinking glasses of tea at the bar and thought Miss Kitty had a bunch of female friends she worked with. Didn't realize till I was much much older she was banging the town sheriff so he didn't arrest her for being a madam. My mom on the other hand was mortified!! Had to learn 3 Bible verses per day for 3 weeks!