"This is America, we speak English," said the person posting their question on the World Wide Web.

@_ArmIa

4 жыл бұрын

America doesn’t even have an official language so this person isn’t just an asshole, they’re also stupid!

@lukewaters4613

4 жыл бұрын

World wide webster*

@Alicorn_

4 жыл бұрын

@@_ArmIa A one-second google search will reveal that the United States does have a national language, and it is, in fact, English.

@StarrsMillStudyHelp

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alicorn_ but its not. Which i confirmed with a 1 second google search. Source?

@Alicorn_

4 жыл бұрын

@@StarrsMillStudyHelp en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States#Language "English ... is the de facto national language of the United States." It goes on to talk about there being no "official language" dictated by the federal government (or however that would work in the US, I'm not American), so perhaps there's a conversation to be had about it. But if their laws are written in English, if the education system requires English, if English is recognized by most states as the "official" language, and it's the only language spoken by the large majority of the citizenry, the I don't think the statement "America doesn’t even have an official language" is very honest if it's being used to imply the United States has no language preference.

the way theyre immediately driven to tears by peepums nastygum is so delightful

pipis room

i love it when one of them is laughing so hard they just start sobbing

@beckgh7270

4 жыл бұрын

it's okay, you can say justin

Just give your grandpa a warrior cat name

@navisakura7374

2 жыл бұрын

Grandpa Firestar is already canon lmao

@user-lf5xq4gu1g

Жыл бұрын

Grandpa Bramblepelt

@abbywolffe4114

9 ай бұрын

​@@user-lf5xq4gu1g Gramplepelt

My grandmother's name is Pamela, and I call her Pammygram.

@AgsmaJustAgsma

6 жыл бұрын

Why not calling her LOOK OUT, IT'S PAM!

@featherbird666

6 жыл бұрын

I do a similar thing! My brother and i call my mum's stepmum Granny Emmy. Her name's christine tho so idk why we do that.

@LiveLoudandLiveAlive

6 жыл бұрын

That’s so cute!

@YeetusVanitas

4 жыл бұрын

Pammygram is VERY good.

@AnnabellaRedwood

3 жыл бұрын

That's so cute!

how did justin survive this

fun fact about griffin's "daddad" suggestion: that's actually how they do it in swedish. two ways to say grandpa are morfar and farfar; mom's dad and dad's dad, respectively.

@LlamasOnJUPITER

7 жыл бұрын

while they dont do it with cousins, they do do it with aunts and uncles

@ThePhantomBeaver

6 жыл бұрын

mormor is more like mothermother, and farmor is like fathermother

@lastlife0726

5 жыл бұрын

LlamasOnJUPITER NO SWEDISH THIS IS AMERICA WE SPEEK E N G L I S H

@shaunrutherford7764

5 жыл бұрын

I can't believe that's where Morfar's name came from

@UnironicScrotumhat

3 ай бұрын

FARFAR? OOOOOH VAFAN

justin fuckin ascended

We always called my great grandpoppy,"Two Daddy"

My grandfather, before I was born, was asked by my father, his son, what he wanted me to call him. He was a teacher, and so, jokingly or not, suggested 'Sir'. I to this day cannot fathom his actual name, because he is simply Grampa Sir to me for all time.

I really like how justin was the one who suggested peepums and he was the one who laughed about it the most

Peepums nasty gum was Justin's invention, but also his undoing. The man wheezes and collapses upon his own comedy petard. A legend.

Oh my god, Progenitor Prime.

I call my grandpa “Boompa” Apparently I came up with that one myself.

In South Africa we say oupa, which literally translates to old dad

@beebo-

4 жыл бұрын

oupa gangnam style

@plushs

3 жыл бұрын

@@beebo- i laughed way harder at this than i did at peepums nastygum

@graceinasweater9169

3 жыл бұрын

@@beebo- oupa grand dad style...

thanks master dad

BEHOLD, GRAND MASTER-DAD PHILLIP!

I call my grandpa Grampus. It sounds even funnier when you start to imagine a whale that produces a sound that resembles a laughing old man.

when I become a grandpa I will require my grandchildren to only refer to me as “master dad”

Reminds me of the Prairie Home Companion skit about grandparent names (it's on KZread I'm pretty sure) "Two sets of grandparents called the same thing? Who does that?" "Everybody? Everybody does that." "I wanna be called gumgum." "I wanna be called flipflop." "Jeebergeeber and Bupbup." "Bubbles and Dabadoo." "Peaches and Guapo?" "Jabberwocky and Timtam." Good stuff.

My favorite fucking thing is Justin losing his mind.

We call my dad's dad Bumpy and I think it can't get better than that honestly.

I've been listening to this show for five years. to this very day whenever I think of "mbmbam bits" my IMMEDIATE first thought is peepum's nastygums.

this is the only mbmbam bit besides 'shitty tim' that has made me full-on break down into real tears while completely alone in my own home. thank you brothers

So, my mother's parents: Nana and Pop. Simple, normal names. MY FATHER'S PARENTS: Rocky and Sue Sue. My grandmother is named Susan, but my grandfather is named William. To this day, I have no idea why we call him Rocky.

Justin: Who says Granddad? Me, under my breath: Fleenstones?

@nubcake67

3 жыл бұрын

Legend.

@shawnaeatscats

3 жыл бұрын

Boondocks

I called my daddad “G-Daddy.” I didn’t realize that was funny until high school

I really appreciate this comment section because it's equal parts people talking about their weird names for their grandparents and multilingual people talking about the literal translation of grandma/pa in their language, and honestly it's very good thank you all for sharing

Well, the german names for grandpa and grandma are Großvater and Großmutter which literally translate to "Big Father" and "Big Mother" which I think have a lot of potential.

@coykoi5128

6 жыл бұрын

Oma and Opa.

@rabies__

3 жыл бұрын

Big daddy

@BestBetterBestest

2 жыл бұрын

@@rabies__ no

i legit called my grandpa daddad

We call my Grandad a normal name, Lou. It's weird, because his real name is Keith.

This might be my all time favourite bit. I cry from laughing almost every time omg

i remember listening to this episode and many others before and after very vividly. i was binging all of them during a roadtrip to mexico, and this bit in particular reminds me of sitting in the bed of a pickup truck in the night. what a weird thing to comment but like. im glad i can associate such a homely trip with such neat guys

Peepums nasty gum makes me lose my mind every time

My grandpa is Boppy and idk how that happened. That's how I translated "Grampie" into baby talk I guess

Pater is Latin for "father" so ----sincerely, a 7 year Latin student and this is all I know so let me have this

My grandpa and his partner raised me. They were called Papa and Pepe, respectively.

This episode should have been titled "Peepum's Nasty Gum"

@shawnaeatscats

3 жыл бұрын

It was

"great grand master dad"

I call one of my grandpa's bumpa

in my language, you dont say cousin, you will straight up say, "materal aunt son" or"paternal uncle daughter". though we dont have a word for great aunts and uncles, so there's that.

@epoillaKory

4 жыл бұрын

wishtopublish Which language is this?

The cousin thing is like that in farsi too, it's "uncles son" or "uncles daughter"

@wishtopublish

6 жыл бұрын

Yasamine BR Its even more complicated: technically it's "paternal uncle's son" or "maternal aunt's son" or something

masterchef but it's masterdad

Pre Shrimp Heaven Now, Peepum's Nastygum ruled my heart

My mother who has three grandchildren refers to herself as 'The Glam-mamma' ("Come and give The Glam-mamma a cuddle sweetie!" etc) and it makes me and my sisters cringe! still embarrassing me into my thirties, cheers mum!

griffin “i revolutionized it with dad-dad” as if that’s not the exact same thing as pop-pop

I was thinking about this bit a day or two ago.

I like that at the end Griffin just stumbles onto the Swedish method of extended family names. grandma for instance; Mormor = mother's mother, farmor = father's mother

I was holding something when justin said "peepums" and I laughed so damn hard that I accidentally tossed it into the air and dropped it on the floor

my great-grandmothers name was fannie. so, granniefannie

i love justins hysterical sobbing

ive always called my grandad gaga and i also have a friend who calls hers g-dog

during every second of this video, my mind: PIPIS ROOM!!!!

I call my grandpa bopa

In Denmark, some family connections actually work like that! Grandma is mormor (momom) and uncle is sometimes morbror (mombrother)

Peepum's "old fashion" nasty gum

When I was 3 I used to call my grandpa 'Pupa' (pooh pah)

the whole mom-brother thing is actually how we do it in danish

grandpa pipis

does no one in the US use grandad? I've never heard anyone use anything but grandad here in the UK.

@AlexanderHarris

7 жыл бұрын

Flippant Phantom - To my knowledge, no. But our country's so huge that regional dialects spring up all over the place. I will say that here in central Illinois I generally hear "Grandpa". "Grandfather" is also used, but never directly. Like, you wouldn't say "Grandfather, could you do something for me?", but you might say, "This is my Grandfather." I occasionally hear "Nana" in place of "Grandma", but it seems fairly rare. "Grandmother", as with "Grandfather", is simply too formal to be used directly. Lastly, and I don't know how widespread this is or if this is only from personal experience, but pronunciations of "Grandpa" and "Grandma" tend to fluctuate based on how quickly you say the word because switching from a d-sound to a p-sound or m-sound is obnoxious. So you might hear someone say "Granpa", "Grampa", "Granma", or "Gramma", although you'll never see anyone spell it that way. So there you have it, a completely incomplete look at one tiny sliver of one state in the middle of the United States on what people call their grandparents. XD

@MyDarkerSide3

7 жыл бұрын

Flippant Phantom yes we do

@AlexanderHarris

7 жыл бұрын

PlushTrumpLips - What region of the US are you from?

@rubyc102

7 жыл бұрын

I'm from the Midwest. I hear granddad occasionally but most people say grandpa pronounced "grampa" and would say grandfather if being formal, usually (always?) when speaking indirectly. I personally call one grandma "grandma" and the other one "Nana," and my sort of step grandma is "grandma first name"and my grandfathers are "grandpa" and "grandpa first name" :)

@loganplourde886

6 жыл бұрын

Grampy for me

GRAND DAD

My GRANDA who is ALIVE is named Phillip Granda Phillip.

oh shit this is the origins of pepum's nasty gum I've heard that being referenced for years

proteus is deadass a genera of protists or smthn

I call my mom's dad Granddaddy and my my dad's dad Papa

maybe it's a regional thing, but I have never met anyone who calls their grandparents MeeMaw and PeePaw and those sound really cute to me.

@MattyRude910

4 жыл бұрын

Lots of meemaws in the south but usually is a pappy or a papa

I would love a kinetics typography vid about this

One of my cousins calls our grandpa "dad" because his mother forgot to stop calling him that in the kid's presence and he just took it over.

I’ve always used “Boppa”

In Scotland it's just Gran and Granda

In Swedish they say farfar or morfar depending on what side of the family they're from- translated literally it means "dad-dad" or "mom-dad."

My nieces and nephew call my Dad "Grumpa" and my Mom is "Oma". Their other grandparents are "Opa" and "Grandma".

I called my grandpa papaw

I called my great grandma “grammagramma”

"dad dad" and "dad sister" hello sweden would like a word

OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT

i didn't see anyone mentioning Asia here, so fun fact: in pretty much every collectivist country that values family really highly, you DO talk about your extended family pretty often. This has fallen out of favor as your status in society is determined less and less by your relatives and i actually have no idea how frequently the 'proper' terms are used in modern society but the words still exist. In Mandarin Chinese for example there are specific words for pretty much your entire close and extended family and you just number them oldest to youngest- yi, er, san, etc and just append that number (or title, like 'big' or something related to their job/appearance) to however they happen to be related to you. Also a whole bunch more formal terms that have mostly fallen out of favor, but culturally I'm given to understand that you can still use them if you want to look cute/suck up. Kind of like calling your mom 'mother dearest' when you want a favor.

I called my grandpa Kito until I was 8 and then he was Keith

I call my American grandparents Wawa and Papa, but I call my British grandparents Nanny and Granddad.

i have a grandad whos grandead and a mom-brother named tom

"Who says Grand Dad?" Well, nowadays mostly cancerous internet memers with a love for Bootlegs and high quality rips. Someone had to say it

@charlieh1427

6 жыл бұрын

Ascended Paisano brits

@darby1220

6 жыл бұрын

I say granddad.... ;-;

@abigailgraham5866

3 жыл бұрын

@@darby1220 same❤️

What about Father²

Quiet a few languages do the "dad-dad, mum-brother, dad-sister-son" kind of thing! The one I distinctly remember is chinese mandarin, seeing as I learned that in high school. I did japanese in primary school and I thiiiink they were the same but i remember jack shit from those years

One of my grandmas is grandma and one of them is Meemone. Like Meemaw + Simone, but her name isn’t Simone, and I don’t know where I came up with it

I called my grandpa “Papaw” my whole life. My niece calls my stepdad “powpow”.

I love when people say “this is America, speak English!” because the United States does not have an official language.

griffin nailed it in one, it comes from "pater" in Latin

@candyh4284

2 жыл бұрын

which was itself borrowed from Greek "pappas" meaning priest/patriarch

my grandpa is dad squared

I call my Grandpa “Poppy”

Me, who has only ever called her grandparents “Grandma and Grandad” 👀

YOOOO I HAVE A MOM BROTHER TOM

I am Prodeus, the Peepums.

@_ArmIa

4 жыл бұрын

Please eat my nasty space gum.

i call my grandma dadima... so, taken. my cousins call her nanima. shes indian and african

How does Griffin’s mind work where he hears the word “Pepums” and immediately connects it too extremely gross and low quality chewing gum. I aspire to that

Dad^2

I have a grandad who is alive, but that's because I have three sets of grandparents so there's not a lot of names to go around ...

Surprised there's no comments here mentioning Clint's character in Steeplechase asking for some Peepums Nasty Gum and immediately beibg told that it is, somehow, an incredibly racist thing to say in the future the story takes place

My grandfather is called Granfa? Does no one else do that??

I love Griffin's idea for family naming schemes, Justin is wrong