"I get so lonerly in there" is one of those crisp sound bites from mbmbam that I have now incorporated into my everyday lexicon with incredible success

This whole bit felt at LEAST 20 minutes long.

@owenwilliams1222

3 жыл бұрын

Feels like 5 dudnit

@toxicjolteon5716

2 жыл бұрын

@@owenwilliams1222 this is still the demo mode

@Souleater787

2 жыл бұрын

B O N U S J O K E

“New York-style dump” is my favorite Billy Joel song

Once Griffin did exactly the opposite of what Justin advised for the stand up bit, I knew that shit was going to be comedy gold

Justin talking like he has twelve children when he has two

"mortin shart" absolutely fucking sent me

"I'm talking about real-ass wheat thins..." I can't breathe

"I'd love ki- I'd love to t- I j- I'd love to give each of you a gentle kiss..."

@spacetearable

Жыл бұрын

"And I was like, then I was like, 'Did you fall in?' And they said, 'No, we're didi- we did a- a divorce.'"

“It’s one of my eccentricities!” Oh my god I didn’t think it was possible to love Travis more

one of the greatest bits (and episodes) of mbmbam history

holy shit, this was my friend’s question

@kls0110

4 жыл бұрын

Δ KELSEY Δ *New York style shit

@zacharywood9416

4 жыл бұрын

Δ KELSEY Δ incredible

@brody2k

4 жыл бұрын

Did it uhhh... did it help? How they poopin' nowadays?

I'm disappointed that they called it a "New York Dookie" instead of a "New York Sitty"

@superemoboi2050

4 жыл бұрын

"New York Shitty"

@buffypython

3 жыл бұрын

Poo York State of Mind

@KairuHakubi

Жыл бұрын

podcasts are sadly bereft of homophone jokes :C

Did _you_ fall in?

Truly an all time best bit

new york dookie will never not kill me

I love Travis

@superemoboi2050

3 жыл бұрын

Thank Travis for Travis

It's worth clicking on this video for the comments alone 😂😂😂

Wait, but like... justin has 2 kids right? Am I wrong? I coulda swore it was 2 cause he had his vasectomy. Am I wrong? I just.. I have to be sure.

@starlingmurmuration

4 жыл бұрын

he has two kids but they keep teleporting so he thinks he has like, 8

@KayGee_yt

4 жыл бұрын

So, like, hear me out. You're a woman. Your man has a vasectomie now. You begin to engage in your marital affairs and you suck...and suck...and just keep on suckin' How do you know when the work is done?

@warren_waters

4 жыл бұрын

@@KayGee_yt you still produce, so to speak, after a vasectomy. There's just not sperm in it

@chickennuggets3186

4 жыл бұрын

@@warren_waters play with meeee

@abbywolffe4114

3 жыл бұрын

@@KayGee_yt sucks to be you I guess

My favorite ongoing bit is Justin saying he has "a lot" of kids, when in reality he has two lol

@alexw.7097

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, 2 is enough for him to have been VERY excited for his vasectomy.

(Yo, what was the endless Fight Club book? I missed that bit.)

Holy shit that exact same thing happens to me too it’s awful

YALL ITS 10 PM IM SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP BUT FUCKIN JUSTIN SINGING ITS A NEW YORK DOOKIE IS TAKING ME OUT SKJSHSBDJS

Several kids

justin has more than one kid????

Fartin Shart

The funniest part of this is Steve Martin being held up as some bastion of comedy and not just and old man who plays the banjo and acts in bad movies. Steve Martin should take a class from the McElroys.

@TakuroSpirit

4 жыл бұрын

You've obviously never seen LA Story, and that's okay. That movie is amazing in every way and I recomend it. Definitely Martin's best performance.

@adcon00

4 жыл бұрын

Who?

@jazzmuppet9230

4 жыл бұрын

*steve fartin'

@suggyz

4 жыл бұрын

No, Mavin johnson

@DarkestOfTheDarkness

3 жыл бұрын

This is an awful take