Max Reveals Discussion With EKIN-SU and George Talks Relationship Preferences
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can we just all appreciate the amount of effort the editors put in to make george's cgi look so realistic
@faerisubs
4 ай бұрын
did I miss smth? what's up w all these cgi jokes 😭
@kinggeorgeiii4977
4 ай бұрын
@@faerisubsit's a callback to one of their older episodes I think. Honestly I forgot which one though
i hope max sees the starbies comments and chooses other coffee shops such as independent coffee shops which are quite often located in london :)
George reading those lyrics is going to be clipped by someone, I feel 😂😂
Anyone else remember when max wanted to start KZread and got drunk and did Mickey Mouse makeup or am I just haunted by it on my own🤣🤣
Its time to give cal the producer a mic
THE WAY I WATCH THESE EVERYTIME IM GETTING READY
Best gift from God after Sunday church is this podcast
they deffo stepped up the CGI for this episode! No glitches or anything on 'George'
not max with the Starbucks!!
@haya8042
4 ай бұрын
yeah i was really disappointed :(
@rubyellis-smith6300
4 ай бұрын
why?
@kinggeorgeiii4977
4 ай бұрын
He probably doesn't even realise people r trying to boycott. I've not seen people post about it ages, so it's reasonable to think he may not even know about it.
@charbertt8384
4 ай бұрын
@@rubyellis-smith6300there’s a boycott going on bc they support isra-l
my sunday reset is watching this pod
maxxxx we are boycotting starbucks......
@shelbywillgoose4567
4 ай бұрын
Gurl
@ilhaamelmi831
4 ай бұрын
@@shelbywillgoose4567why r u commenting under every boycott comment get a life
@ZaraAlisha07
4 ай бұрын
wdym gurl ??
@shelbywillgoose4567
4 ай бұрын
@@ZaraAlisha07 one starbucks isnt gonna kill the whole of Palestine
@mriarnkin
4 ай бұрын
hey yall pls do ur research on what’s going on in Palestine. boycotting does work. don’t comment before educating urself
get Chris on the pod!!!
ekin su story starts at 13:48
@geturselfanoutfit
4 ай бұрын
THANK YOU
@kindlittlebunny9869
4 ай бұрын
Ty Queen
@shannonnotfound4546
4 ай бұрын
life saver 🫶🏼🫶🏼
@z_loro4126
4 ай бұрын
Gorl we love you
@charbertt8384
4 ай бұрын
do people not watch podcasts for the whole thing anymore 🥲
As a totally blind Braille-user… She DEFINITELY knew your scab wasn’t Braille 😅 You don’t pick Braille off for one…
Can I just say that merch on Max looks so good.
Hey both, absolutely love the podcast I listen weekly while dying on the treadmill at the gym! However I noticed the Starbucks cup max had and I just wanted to gently remind that they are on the boycott list and there are many alternatives to matcha at independent coffee shops to purchase from. 😊
i wish george was real :(
@rob-oe4wr
4 ай бұрын
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Needed this today guys thank you for being so funny!
i love george’s energy in this episode so much
“Like some dough that’s been rising for four years” 😂😂😂😂
I was driving home from work and BBCRadio 1 played your audio about rennies and heartburn in the army 😂😂😂
nooooo not the starbucks 😢😢🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
@shelbywillgoose4567
4 ай бұрын
Gurl chil
the way george definitely just subtly came out and brushed it off quickly with an answer for the dilemma…👀
@barbiechyqa9192
4 ай бұрын
Eh?
love u besties can't wait to watch 🙏 also CGI GEORGE CONFIRMED???
please clip George saying the lyrics with no context, was crying. Also Paper Gangsta is elite, good taste Max
Absolutely screaming at the braille story 😭
Regarding that first dilemma, I would also say not to worry for the following reason: every single human is a sexual being. Fundamentally, hetero and homo don't exist. We are all what may be called "bisexual", we just exist at different points on the spectrum of human sexuality (although, again, it's impossible to be completely straight or gay). This has been proven through many experiments and observations (which I can specify if needed). The reason we view ourselves as straight or gay is explainable, but no one will read it all, so i wont bother. If someone would break up with someone else for coming to this realisation about themselves, then not only do they lack education, they also weren't worth your time, love, and affection - in other words, it's their loss. Be yourself, explore your humanity and the complexities of human sexuality, and don't accept someone treating you as "less than".
Hi ! I love your videos
I live in Rowancroft and go to the St Luke’s campus in Exeter. Unfortunately no plaque or bench in George’s name
George, I thought you very funny in that Sideman video
I missed you guys (I know it’s only been a week leave me alone)
@lucyloo2874
4 ай бұрын
REAL as soon as i finish the episode on sunday i’m just counting down the days until sunday again
max not u buying from starbucks 😢😢
@shelbywillgoose4567
4 ай бұрын
Bruh
@ilhaamelmi831
4 ай бұрын
@@shelbywillgoose4567 u have a problem?
Omggg didn’t realise it was 5pm
boyy really out here with a starbucks 😒
43:09 i’m crying 😭😭😭
"I havent got much general knowledge". Quelle surprise, Max. Quelle surprise. 😋😂🤦🏻♂️
CGI George looking extra fine this episode
Anyone else noticed that Max holds his drink like its a sponsored video. Like he picks it up with the logo facing out and keeps it there for a while 23:38 ;)
@barbiechyqa9192
4 ай бұрын
Noooo I'll puke
@jasynth946
4 ай бұрын
that is literally illegal so hopefully not Lol
@charbertt8384
4 ай бұрын
i didn’t think you were allowed to do that. indirectly show sponsored items without mentioning product placement/announcing a sponsor. maybe u can but if it was a sponsor he would have to mention it 😭😭
@tabianstey3661
4 ай бұрын
@@charbertt8384 I didn’t mean it in a sense that he was sponsored i just thought it was funny that it looked that way 😂😭
@charbertt8384
4 ай бұрын
@@tabianstey3661 oh haha yeah i get that it did tbh 😂😂
Liberty Plaza recently got completely redone, its now called Wellington Plaza!!
ahh im early for once. CGI GEORGE RUMORS CONFIRMED FINALLY
pls boycott starbucks max 🇵🇸
this was my fave podcast ever…. then i saw max with the starbucks cup💔
Get ekin su on the podcast
NASA, before exploring space we’re actually made to explore the sea. That could be wrong.
24:56 GEORGE’S LAUGH ☠️☠️
George looks so real this ep
Not the CGI trying to gaslight us.
Think your hat needs a bit more care Max...
omg George’s cgi problems have been revealed what
Make every video this long
When is @memeulous coming on? Or is he too busy hiding from the cops in his mask
The irony of Max saying Gen Z has access to lots of info and constantly challenges the popular narrative but having a Starbucks drink 🤭🤭 Or he used the info and picked the colonizers 🤭🤭
What are you hiding under that hat George?? wore one last week as well🧐
@JBW27
4 ай бұрын
Probably another lime bike injury 😅
@srhtjuhh9134
4 ай бұрын
@@JBW27 😂
Y’all were on such a run now your followers count has been slowing to get to 80k not hating just pointing it out because I thought y’all would get 100k by new year
if you care that max has a starbucks then touch some fucking grass
this ain’t it 🇵🇸