Max Reveals Discussion With EKIN-SU and George Talks Relationship Preferences

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  • @ghostingclay
    @ghostingclay4 ай бұрын

    can we just all appreciate the amount of effort the editors put in to make george's cgi look so realistic

  • @faerisubs

    @faerisubs

    4 ай бұрын

    did I miss smth? what's up w all these cgi jokes 😭

  • @kinggeorgeiii4977

    @kinggeorgeiii4977

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@faerisubsit's a callback to one of their older episodes I think. Honestly I forgot which one though

  • @charbertt8384
    @charbertt83844 ай бұрын

    i hope max sees the starbies comments and chooses other coffee shops such as independent coffee shops which are quite often located in london :)

  • @JBW27
    @JBW274 ай бұрын

    George reading those lyrics is going to be clipped by someone, I feel 😂😂

  • @teriannwilding4745
    @teriannwilding47454 ай бұрын

    Anyone else remember when max wanted to start KZread and got drunk and did Mickey Mouse makeup or am I just haunted by it on my own🤣🤣

  • @hannahsandnes8609
    @hannahsandnes86094 ай бұрын

    Its time to give cal the producer a mic

  • @violetbblair5266
    @violetbblair52664 ай бұрын

    THE WAY I WATCH THESE EVERYTIME IM GETTING READY

  • @deborahmonteiro5351
    @deborahmonteiro53514 ай бұрын

    Best gift from God after Sunday church is this podcast

  • @rubyellis-smith6300
    @rubyellis-smith63004 ай бұрын

    they deffo stepped up the CGI for this episode! No glitches or anything on 'George'

  • @MadelineHarte
    @MadelineHarte4 ай бұрын

    not max with the Starbucks!!

  • @haya8042

    @haya8042

    4 ай бұрын

    yeah i was really disappointed :(

  • @rubyellis-smith6300

    @rubyellis-smith6300

    4 ай бұрын

    why?

  • @kinggeorgeiii4977

    @kinggeorgeiii4977

    4 ай бұрын

    He probably doesn't even realise people r trying to boycott. I've not seen people post about it ages, so it's reasonable to think he may not even know about it.

  • @charbertt8384

    @charbertt8384

    4 ай бұрын

    @@rubyellis-smith6300there’s a boycott going on bc they support isra-l

  • @ilhaamelmi831
    @ilhaamelmi8314 ай бұрын

    my sunday reset is watching this pod

  • @mriarnkin
    @mriarnkin4 ай бұрын

    maxxxx we are boycotting starbucks......

  • @shelbywillgoose4567

    @shelbywillgoose4567

    4 ай бұрын

    Gurl

  • @ilhaamelmi831

    @ilhaamelmi831

    4 ай бұрын

    @@shelbywillgoose4567why r u commenting under every boycott comment get a life

  • @ZaraAlisha07

    @ZaraAlisha07

    4 ай бұрын

    wdym gurl ??

  • @shelbywillgoose4567

    @shelbywillgoose4567

    4 ай бұрын

    @@ZaraAlisha07 one starbucks isnt gonna kill the whole of Palestine

  • @mriarnkin

    @mriarnkin

    4 ай бұрын

    hey yall pls do ur research on what’s going on in Palestine. boycotting does work. don’t comment before educating urself

  • @mar1f1stad79
    @mar1f1stad794 ай бұрын

    get Chris on the pod!!!

  • @Hello-ni1pj
    @Hello-ni1pj4 ай бұрын

    ekin su story starts at 13:48

  • @geturselfanoutfit

    @geturselfanoutfit

    4 ай бұрын

    THANK YOU

  • @kindlittlebunny9869

    @kindlittlebunny9869

    4 ай бұрын

    Ty Queen

  • @shannonnotfound4546

    @shannonnotfound4546

    4 ай бұрын

    life saver 🫶🏼🫶🏼

  • @z_loro4126

    @z_loro4126

    4 ай бұрын

    Gorl we love you

  • @charbertt8384

    @charbertt8384

    4 ай бұрын

    do people not watch podcasts for the whole thing anymore 🥲

  • @gracemarsh1353
    @gracemarsh13534 ай бұрын

    As a totally blind Braille-user… She DEFINITELY knew your scab wasn’t Braille 😅 You don’t pick Braille off for one…

  • @jeffies2821
    @jeffies28214 ай бұрын

    Can I just say that merch on Max looks so good.

  • @meganwest5455
    @meganwest54554 ай бұрын

    Hey both, absolutely love the podcast I listen weekly while dying on the treadmill at the gym! However I noticed the Starbucks cup max had and I just wanted to gently remind that they are on the boycott list and there are many alternatives to matcha at independent coffee shops to purchase from. 😊

  • @m1scha
    @m1scha4 ай бұрын

    i wish george was real :(

  • @rob-oe4wr

    @rob-oe4wr

    4 ай бұрын

    ?

  • @Milliexcoates
    @Milliexcoates4 ай бұрын

    Needed this today guys thank you for being so funny!

  • @jejepalmer
    @jejepalmer4 ай бұрын

    i love george’s energy in this episode so much

  • @user-xq4pr1cr7k
    @user-xq4pr1cr7k4 ай бұрын

    “Like some dough that’s been rising for four years” 😂😂😂😂

  • @carlysmart8549
    @carlysmart85494 ай бұрын

    I was driving home from work and BBCRadio 1 played your audio about rennies and heartburn in the army 😂😂😂

  • @Rw16071
    @Rw160714 ай бұрын

    nooooo not the starbucks 😢😢🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

  • @shelbywillgoose4567

    @shelbywillgoose4567

    4 ай бұрын

    Gurl chil

  • @willdux777
    @willdux7774 ай бұрын

    the way george definitely just subtly came out and brushed it off quickly with an answer for the dilemma…👀

  • @barbiechyqa9192

    @barbiechyqa9192

    4 ай бұрын

    Eh?

  • @han.ridl3y
    @han.ridl3y4 ай бұрын

    love u besties can't wait to watch 🙏 also CGI GEORGE CONFIRMED???

  • @chloelord3578
    @chloelord35784 ай бұрын

    please clip George saying the lyrics with no context, was crying. Also Paper Gangsta is elite, good taste Max

  • @Eleveneleven11832
    @Eleveneleven118324 ай бұрын

    Absolutely screaming at the braille story 😭

  • @JBW27
    @JBW274 ай бұрын

    Regarding that first dilemma, I would also say not to worry for the following reason: every single human is a sexual being. Fundamentally, hetero and homo don't exist. We are all what may be called "bisexual", we just exist at different points on the spectrum of human sexuality (although, again, it's impossible to be completely straight or gay). This has been proven through many experiments and observations (which I can specify if needed). The reason we view ourselves as straight or gay is explainable, but no one will read it all, so i wont bother. If someone would break up with someone else for coming to this realisation about themselves, then not only do they lack education, they also weren't worth your time, love, and affection - in other words, it's their loss. Be yourself, explore your humanity and the complexities of human sexuality, and don't accept someone treating you as "less than".

  • @n1am4.08
    @n1am4.084 ай бұрын

    Hi ! I love your videos

  • @rosmarin727
    @rosmarin7274 ай бұрын

    I live in Rowancroft and go to the St Luke’s campus in Exeter. Unfortunately no plaque or bench in George’s name

  • @jcflagg6540
    @jcflagg65404 ай бұрын

    George, I thought you very funny in that Sideman video

  • @sofiaaaxo
    @sofiaaaxo4 ай бұрын

    I missed you guys (I know it’s only been a week leave me alone)

  • @lucyloo2874

    @lucyloo2874

    4 ай бұрын

    REAL as soon as i finish the episode on sunday i’m just counting down the days until sunday again

  • @ilhaamelmi831
    @ilhaamelmi8314 ай бұрын

    max not u buying from starbucks 😢😢

  • @shelbywillgoose4567

    @shelbywillgoose4567

    4 ай бұрын

    Bruh

  • @ilhaamelmi831

    @ilhaamelmi831

    4 ай бұрын

    @@shelbywillgoose4567 u have a problem?

  • @CaKerBaKer101
    @CaKerBaKer1014 ай бұрын

    Omggg didn’t realise it was 5pm

  • @Jaksiosodo
    @Jaksiosodo4 ай бұрын

    boyy really out here with a starbucks 😒

  • @lucyloo2874
    @lucyloo28744 ай бұрын

    43:09 i’m crying 😭😭😭

  • @JBW27
    @JBW274 ай бұрын

    "I havent got much general knowledge". Quelle surprise, Max. Quelle surprise. 😋😂🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @eghtesadnia
    @eghtesadnia4 ай бұрын

    CGI George looking extra fine this episode

  • @tabianstey3661
    @tabianstey36614 ай бұрын

    Anyone else noticed that Max holds his drink like its a sponsored video. Like he picks it up with the logo facing out and keeps it there for a while 23:38 ;)

  • @barbiechyqa9192

    @barbiechyqa9192

    4 ай бұрын

    Noooo I'll puke

  • @jasynth946

    @jasynth946

    4 ай бұрын

    that is literally illegal so hopefully not Lol

  • @charbertt8384

    @charbertt8384

    4 ай бұрын

    i didn’t think you were allowed to do that. indirectly show sponsored items without mentioning product placement/announcing a sponsor. maybe u can but if it was a sponsor he would have to mention it 😭😭

  • @tabianstey3661

    @tabianstey3661

    4 ай бұрын

    @@charbertt8384 I didn’t mean it in a sense that he was sponsored i just thought it was funny that it looked that way 😂😭

  • @charbertt8384

    @charbertt8384

    4 ай бұрын

    @@tabianstey3661 oh haha yeah i get that it did tbh 😂😂

  • @Emma-fm7ih
    @Emma-fm7ih4 ай бұрын

    Liberty Plaza recently got completely redone, its now called Wellington Plaza!!

  • @zenameachin3445
    @zenameachin34454 ай бұрын

    ahh im early for once. CGI GEORGE RUMORS CONFIRMED FINALLY

  • @maddywilkie
    @maddywilkie4 ай бұрын

    pls boycott starbucks max 🇵🇸

  • @myaellis5223
    @myaellis52234 ай бұрын

    this was my fave podcast ever…. then i saw max with the starbucks cup💔

  • @blueberryxbugaboo6902
    @blueberryxbugaboo69024 ай бұрын

    Get ekin su on the podcast

  • @ellie848m
    @ellie848m4 ай бұрын

    NASA, before exploring space we’re actually made to explore the sea. That could be wrong.

  • @ultra_violent
    @ultra_violent4 ай бұрын

    24:56 GEORGE’S LAUGH ☠️☠️

  • @taymaisiebuzz
    @taymaisiebuzz4 ай бұрын

    George looks so real this ep

  • @ellie848m
    @ellie848m4 ай бұрын

    Not the CGI trying to gaslight us.

  • @rubygeorge6378
    @rubygeorge63784 ай бұрын

    Think your hat needs a bit more care Max...

  • @CaKerBaKer101
    @CaKerBaKer1014 ай бұрын

    omg George’s cgi problems have been revealed what

  • @micahfriend599
    @micahfriend5994 ай бұрын

    Make every video this long

  • @beasey66
    @beasey664 ай бұрын

    When is @memeulous coming on? Or is he too busy hiding from the cops in his mask

  • @barbiechyqa9192
    @barbiechyqa91924 ай бұрын

    The irony of Max saying Gen Z has access to lots of info and constantly challenges the popular narrative but having a Starbucks drink 🤭🤭 Or he used the info and picked the colonizers 🤭🤭

  • @srhtjuhh9134
    @srhtjuhh91344 ай бұрын

    What are you hiding under that hat George?? wore one last week as well🧐

  • @JBW27

    @JBW27

    4 ай бұрын

    Probably another lime bike injury 😅

  • @srhtjuhh9134

    @srhtjuhh9134

    4 ай бұрын

    @@JBW27 😂

  • @blueberryxbugaboo6902
    @blueberryxbugaboo69024 ай бұрын

    Y’all were on such a run now your followers count has been slowing to get to 80k not hating just pointing it out because I thought y’all would get 100k by new year

  • @Hello-ni1pj
    @Hello-ni1pj4 ай бұрын

    if you care that max has a starbucks then touch some fucking grass

  • @Jaksiosodo
    @Jaksiosodo4 ай бұрын

    this ain’t it 🇵🇸

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