Max talks Amsterdam x rated experience, Paris being Overrated and George reads max’s mind!!

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  • @NiamhOBx92
    @NiamhOBx925 ай бұрын

    Max is correct, it’s called Paris Syndrome, Paris is so romanticized in movies and television that when people actually go they’re disappointed and end up depressed.

  • @mal7878
    @mal78785 ай бұрын

    What happened to the special episodes?! You were supposed to have your own personal episodes each month but Max has done 2 and George only 1

  • @LGC996

    @LGC996

    5 ай бұрын

    I remember when it was meant to be George's ages ago, it was the week they were meant to have a special guest on but the guest cancelled last minute. Then the following week they had another guest on, and from then on I think it was just forgotten :/

  • @ryanhall533

    @ryanhall533

    5 ай бұрын

    Yeah I miss them

  • @harrietbrxwn

    @harrietbrxwn

    5 ай бұрын

    they probably haven’t had time to plan them since they’ve been pre recording a lot of the episodes

  • @courtlelliott
    @courtlelliott5 ай бұрын

    Max is in his 1940s soldier era

  • @WelshPawsandClaws

    @WelshPawsandClaws

    5 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @jasminec_
    @jasminec_5 ай бұрын

    Why am I actually impressed by George knowing what MDF means

  • @lucyloo2874

    @lucyloo2874

    5 ай бұрын

    it was kind of attractive for some reason

  • @jasminec_

    @jasminec_

    5 ай бұрын

    @@lucyloo2874 IKR that smug look after as well

  • @lucyloo2874

    @lucyloo2874

    5 ай бұрын

    @@jasminec_ LITERALLY

  • @adaline93
    @adaline935 ай бұрын

    Love whenever you play games, hilarious! Definitely a fave watch!

  • @jeffies2821
    @jeffies28215 ай бұрын

    Someone forget to pay the heating bill?

  • @AnIrishMan500
    @AnIrishMan5005 ай бұрын

    Max your hair looks great like that imo. You def need give your barber more credit for that haircut.

  • @tylercalleja9449
    @tylercalleja94495 ай бұрын

    love it when I get the notification that you guys posted my favorite part of the night. also, happy late birthday Max hope you had an amazing day 💕

  • @sofiaaaxo
    @sofiaaaxo5 ай бұрын

    Been rewatching old episodes all day cause I was waiting for this hehe

  • @m1scha
    @m1scha5 ай бұрын

    georges cgi was broken so the episode was late smh

  • @chloelord3578
    @chloelord35785 ай бұрын

    Great ep! George’s dr who reference weirded me out because I literally just rewatched the Blink episode. Hope you had a lovely bday Max

  • @pinklvvr69
    @pinklvvr695 ай бұрын

    YASS ANOTHER PODCAST 💕

  • @14Raiven
    @14Raiven5 ай бұрын

    Please clean the white gunk out of the vents on Max's monitor. Thanks.

  • @_elliebrown
    @_elliebrown5 ай бұрын

    Big up the podcast, big up Max and George x

  • @MadelineHarte
    @MadelineHarte5 ай бұрын

    the brown theme of clothes is giving

  • @kallidcy
    @kallidcy5 ай бұрын

    Max’s cap really does make his eyes Stand out

  • @kaitlynmcarthur
    @kaitlynmcarthur5 ай бұрын

    happy late birthday max!! ❤

  • @hughmc88
    @hughmc885 ай бұрын

    Happy Birthday to Max

  • @WelshPawsandClaws
    @WelshPawsandClaws5 ай бұрын

    I love these videos 😂😊

  • @gingernproud6514
    @gingernproud65145 ай бұрын

    Whovian reference Love it!!!!!

  • @mickey4825
    @mickey48255 ай бұрын

    Really appreciate the Doctor Who reference 😅 was listening and thought, feel like I’ve heard this sentence before, then he said ‘ball of wibbly wobbly’ and I knew immediately 😂 14:31

  • @elliembh1726
    @elliembh17265 ай бұрын

    Long distance is also valid, I think some stuff said in this made it seem like they aren't - not everyone has the option and if you truly love someone and want to continue the relationship if you're at uni, moved away, whatever the situation, that is just as valid as non long distance

  • @sjk_vv5869

    @sjk_vv5869

    5 ай бұрын

    They were saying if there wasn't a cap on it, then it's probably not worth it. Which is true, long distance relationships generally only work when there's an end in sight

  • @courtlelliott
    @courtlelliott5 ай бұрын

    As soon as Max said “circus,” I thought acrobatics so maybe I could’ve gotten to contortionist eventually

  • @rebekkaaaaaaa
    @rebekkaaaaaaa5 ай бұрын

    need to see chrismd on a episode 🙏

  • @uthmaneqbal7057
    @uthmaneqbal70575 ай бұрын

    Sound effects from Max at 55:00 🤣

  • @bronstanton8618
    @bronstanton86183 ай бұрын

    I was screaming subway for ages

  • @_happycamper
    @_happycamper5 ай бұрын

    Max and George should swap jackets 🤎🧡

  • @JBW27
    @JBW275 ай бұрын

    Max, of course George knows what a 'bottom' is! It takes one to know one, after all 😉😂😂

  • @debmancktelow1499
    @debmancktelow14995 ай бұрын

    Maybe try gyms in an area where a lot elderly people live

  • @ccahlk
    @ccahlk5 ай бұрын

    i love the owner of gay and lesbian info point sm

  • @ghostingclay
    @ghostingclay5 ай бұрын

    wish george was real

  • @allisterish4069
    @allisterish40695 ай бұрын

    When can they fund George becoming real, this is getting ridiculous!

  • @lilybellek
    @lilybellek5 ай бұрын

    Max looks like a mafia boss

  • @legster983
    @legster9835 ай бұрын

    Ham and cheese toastie

  • @WelshPawsandClaws

    @WelshPawsandClaws

    5 ай бұрын

    👌👌👌

  • @Edgarplays13
    @Edgarplays135 ай бұрын

    19th

  • @anniemarshall3748
    @anniemarshall37485 ай бұрын

    Im getting severely hungover vibes from this weeks pod you both seem on the brink of quitting

  • @gabrielhart4841
    @gabrielhart48415 ай бұрын

    Max’s haircut is actually bad.

  • @binkytube
    @binkytube4 ай бұрын

    Max is on the boring side of the spectrum of gay. Lol

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