Picking the shell up off the floor, a master-level move, licking it before putting it back in the pan? Grandmaster-level move. He can't be stopped!

@Panama_Red

3 ай бұрын

😂It's getting cooked anyways, right?

@deucefoAM206

3 ай бұрын

He did what any blue collar, working class person would do. True man of the peeps!

@chipskylark172

3 ай бұрын

I’ve dropped a piece of fried chicken on the floor and picked it up and ate it lol I’m not wasting that 😂😂😂

It's 11 AM and I am waaayyy to high for this intro. Lots of luv from ON, Canada.🤟

@dougtait6967

3 ай бұрын

😆 🤣 😂 same "problem", same place

@mack7170

3 ай бұрын

Same here brother

@andyg629

3 ай бұрын

I’m waay too sober for that intro ❤️

@oghash4912

3 ай бұрын

Felt like I opened a portal

@munishpersaud3631

3 ай бұрын

the bugs are in your skin

Scream at me, Food Daddy

@23Jay760

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

From "guaranteed to get you laid" lasagna to "hate fu*k" lasagna we love to see the growth 🙏

My son is 1 year old and gives me and my wife a heck of a time when feeding him. He won't eat unless he has something in his hand to play with (and it needs to be something he hasn't played with before). In the last 2 weeks, I've been putting your videos on for feedings and he's so entertained by your videos that he eats with ease now, thank you Matty! I've been watching your videos for 4 years now and I'm glad I get to enjoy teaching my son about your vocabulary :P But more importantly, thank you for the years of entertainment and giving me something to enjoy with my son. Much love! I hope that one day I can take him to visit Canada and eat at all your restaurants.

@StaceWah

3 ай бұрын

First words: get you laid lasagne 😂❤ Love it!

Do I know how to cook? No Do i watch matty with a burning passion? Yes

@suntzu6122

3 ай бұрын

Coooking is ez bossssss Just try! Taste along the way and you get better fast. Sooooo many 1/10 difficulty meals on youtubes. Lots from matty. Bolognese is eeeeeeasy. U just have to sit there and stir. Hardest part is boiling noodles for 8 mins instead of the 10 the box says for "al dente" so u dont get mushy noods when u cook it more :)

@Bleepbloopblappp

3 ай бұрын

Give it shot sometime lol. It’s not that hard to get to the level of making simple good tasting recipes

Glad to hear Matty hasn't forgotten about the Just A Dash Season 3 feature length film. Can't wait for it!

Matty is Canada's gift to the world. We need this man on a stamp

Matty has the best wardrobe ever!

@briansaben5697

3 ай бұрын

It was somebody else’s (or maybe several somebody else’s) best wardrobe before it became Matty’s.

The breadcrumbs soaking up the fat. Holy. Snap. The steam coming out of Matty's mouth nearly killed me!

Matty, can you adopt me please. I am a 50 year old boy (in my heart I am 9 years old tops) and I love you - like a father. Or a son. I can adopt you too. You make my days so much better. Thank you dude. ❤❤❤

You're the best Matty, showing us your 'failures' along with triumphs. It really sets you apart.

JUST A DASH!!!! Greatest cooking show of all time. Please billionaires

Love getting stoned and eating pizza watching cooking shows. Especially Matty, and Bourdain. But with Bourdain I want a drink too

MICHELLLLLEELELELELEE!!!!!!!1!!1!!1!

@Sniperboy5551

3 ай бұрын

I miss her, she was hilarious

We need a compilation of all them mouth burning scenes. Flat out every time. Love the editing on it

Remember that time Trishy trolled Matthew from the other room?

@IronOctopus89

3 ай бұрын

Ah, the ol’ Billy Zane game. Trishy is a gem.

But most importantly... A dash of love ❤

“As we say in Canada: FML” 😂😂 28:39

I made Carol's stuffed shells. The lemon zest really sets it off. Love that recipe...love you Carol

Maddie, I love you bro. You keep me laughing my a** off every time. I watch your show. Former dadhead here went to Jerry's funeral. If you're ever in south georgia hit me up

You have a beautiful family. I love watching you cook.

Matty bro that's a whole cup of olive oil. Take it easy my man!

Matty just finished watching S1 of the Bear. You are literally doing Gods work as producer. The fight scene with cousin is iconic. Thankyou 🙏🏽👏👏👏👏👏

@GJSolo

3 ай бұрын

Wait until you see the next season!!

The best cooking show on the internet.

Never a fail! Love it!! Cheese sauce.. Ok. Im in.. And shopping now. Cheers mate! Love from Aus!

Great video and hilarious! Much love...peace.

LOVE YOU MATTY! You made me laugh a few times and that's not an easy thing to do. When that shell fell and you picked it up, I thought he should lick it and throw it back in......and that's exactly what you did. That right there is one of the many reasons why I got nothin' but love.

Maddy just slays me. Picks up the pasta hits the floor gives it a lick just before it tosses in the pan and then looks at the camera with that shit eating grin he always has.😂😂😂

Matty's "ooops" eyes are everything 😅😂❤

Okay so I love you and you are the spirit animal that posses me when I eat a 3.5 of mushrooms as soon as I get home from work knowing I have to eat food to function tomorrow

Always a great learning experience with matty matheson! 👏👏👏✌️😂

dawg that looks incredible

Forget Just A Dash season 3. Bring on the fabled Just A Dash season 1 and 2 lost episodes!

Riding a rollercoaster😂

@multiversechorus

3 ай бұрын

On acid, with a buttplug in.

So which one is breakfast lunch and dinner?

Cookin somethin has become part of my pre church routine much love y'all 😄

@grantemery6220

3 ай бұрын

That’s literally what I’m doing right now😂

I love Matty,, his personality is amazing 🤩 I would love to see a video with his wife.. That poor lady 😂😂😂😂

Let me come cook with you! Lol (seriously though) This shit is too funny brother. You taught me to have fun cooking again. Love ya Matty!

@hamzamazalovic7158

3 ай бұрын

Yeah would be nice to to cook something with him. I would probably lose it half way through from just laughing my ass off tho 😂😂

Looks frickin delicious!

Never had tuna noodle without it being cream of mushroom and peas in it

Congrats on your awards!

The captions are a nice touch.

Let's have your friend Benny Blanco sponsor

Man I really miss the editing, notes, and facts that came with the old home style cookery videos

one of go too fusion meal is i do a Chorizo Carbonara n i do the tornado egg on top.

My 5 year daughter & i like to watch your videos

CALLING ANY VC......Again please bring back JUST A DASH -SLUDGE needs to live and Matty yelling "MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!" and special appearance with Master RANK

Matty makes me so happy

If you told me one individual would single handedly change my world point-of-view on a country, I would tell you that man is Matty "MothersluGGin" Matheson!

It's the tucked in mack trucks that adds this. 😂Then the intro

Been watching since 2013 , munchies day . Great to see the growth. Miami,FL

dude, the bol looks sick. Real similar to the "slow cooked" version I do. Except its got wine, cream, lamb and pork in it. Add a dash of fish sauce too for that extra falvour

You need a Netflix show!!!

man i love watching your videos ,ive seen plenty and learned alot Salute MATTY

Watching that cheese sauce go from milk-white to mustard-yellow while Matty is saying a little goes a long way is was too funny

Great channel

Hey Matty! What would be a good substitution if I don't have dried peppercinis?

Random but I loved you in “The Bear” love your cooking too (:

Lmao I love you Matty! I know you know the earth is flat! 🙌

I fuckin' love this guy.

Bolognese & shells? I can do that. 🤔🥰🙋🏽‍♀️

What is the tune based off at 15:04?

7:50 😂😂😂 talk about googley eyes

JAD the best thang on you tube

Wow look at Matty repping Westchester NY with his tshirt!! Love it!! I wonder if that’s a real farm lolol love you Matty!!

I just had upper and lower jaw surgery and I miss food so much. I want this when I can finally eat 😂

"Japan, very respectful,. Italy,psychopaths!" For the second when he said that about Italy i was like "hey"😧 Then I thought about my Grandma and I had to agree.😅

Been saying this for years Japanese and Italian food go hand in hand

😂 you rock bro!

Put my Ushanka on and poured up a humongo bowl of chicken bacon ranch pasta for this bad boy. Love you M Dawg ❤

Omg how did I not know this man had his own youtube channel?? What the heck and also, yaaaahs.

Dude is w/t the Fauss looks good 👍

I’m new to the channel. Love this loud talking, cursing mf’er who likes to eat sh!t that falls on the floor. You are my kind of cook MM!!

"that real hate f**king".. I shall use this going forward lol

I used to add American cheese to stabilize my cheese sauces, but I recently bought some sodium citrate instead. Just start with a cup of milk, warm it up, mix in a couple teaspoons of sodium citrate, mix in your cheeses and seasonings and bam, cheese sauce.

Earlier today I captured a mouse and ate its mind. It’s a good tip to locate the nearest block of cheese.

Yeahhhhh!

The shell on the floor😂😂😂

Am I Canadian if I say FML, too? 😂

I fucking love you!!!!! Thank you!!!

I've never heard anyone yell so excitedly about tuna casserole in my entire 43 1/2 years of existence 🤣🤣🤣

Matty is da man

wish I could have party with Matty would be crazy

That intro has more science in it than any Bill Nye episode every. And that's a fact.... So don't look it up!

Who makes that hand hammered looking pot he's got there?

@SupahNerd

3 ай бұрын

He does. It's all from his cooking line👍🏿

@TaylorTheHater

3 ай бұрын

@@SupahNerdOh sick

The entire rind 😮

Okay wait when matty starts talking number theory i know were all awakening at the same time

Matty has no fear when it comes to butter

Matty on the Omelette could you not drop a couple of extra egg yolks on top right before you fold it and the residual heat might be enough to warm the yolks through

I've never noticed large shells like that anywhere. Maybe if I looked harder or some such.

I need a Matty and Gordan collab asap!

Where is that Italian beef from the show Matty I NEED IT

Matty, I hope you find peace soon sir. I love you like a friend I've known for a lifetime. Just know, you are enough. You've done enough. We will always request more. You will provide, as you love the feeling that reciprocates. Just know that I understand. I appreciate you for failing until you made it. GREAT JOB!

GOD BLESS MATTY MATHESON !!👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

Maybe Amazon Video wants to put Just a Dash season, like they did to Jeremy Clarkson and guys

🔥

i think its official, Matty has completely lost his mind

! Best

I bet my first born, that Matty’s dad is Sam Kinison. 😂