Matteo Lane Isn’t Gay Enough For Netflix & Italians Are The Best Whites
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Whats up people, we the the very funny and very handsome Matteo Lane in the studio today. We go over Matteo's new boyfriend, why he wasn't gay enough for Netflix, and why Italians are The BEST Whites
TIMECODES
00:00 INTRO
10:21 Matteo’s friend is unimpressed by EVERYTHING
20:39 Upper East was boring + gay bashing?
29:43 Barbara Walters Beauty questions + New Money, New Fact
38:12 Gay Lingo that women will steal + Drag culture
49:35 The Special cost a LOT + incredible growth
56:05 Calling Nick + starting a podcast
01:04:59 Tyra Banks + Kodak OnlyFans collab + Rabies Memes
01:09:40 Trying to sit next to Tyra Banks
01:10:41 Friendship with Chelsea Handler + loving Seinfeld
01:12:21 Impact of Kathy Griffin + Joan Rivers
01:20:15 Italians are WEIRD + French intolerance
01:24:08 Matteo’s defends Trump on one thing…
01:25:05 Italians are particular + European racism
01:31:41 Kobe Bryant + “Growing up Italian”
01:33:02 understanding Italian dialects + stereotypes
01:44:45 New special + Touring + First class
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I love Matteo. He's like the manly version of Andrew.
@avi3020
Жыл бұрын
😂👏👏
@amanjotsingh9420
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ikedewinter1213
Жыл бұрын
Haaaaaaa
@rushabhdedhia2405
Жыл бұрын
Top comment
@JohnyBoat.JZ610
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
Good to see Mario and Luigi open up about life
@Prep965445
Жыл бұрын
Wahoo!
@barteatmyshorts8252
Жыл бұрын
Thay really luck like brothers
@citylights3452
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@pudder68
Жыл бұрын
oh man that's a one!
@jaysalas3307
Жыл бұрын
It's more like Luigi and Waluigi 😂
It truly is a talent that Andrew makes Matteo look like the straight one
@britneyherrera81
Жыл бұрын
So beautiful when Hi Ren, Iniko, MJ (yup, that one), a gorgeous hilarious ginger, a hurt and beautifully healing yellow flower, a hairy sexy strong vocalist and Karen can all shine for us seeds to punch through the dirt finding our light. B'day party in the New USA! thank you all!
@aaronmontgomery2055
Жыл бұрын
@@britneyherrera81 its f the uk day
@fxlegacy7085
Жыл бұрын
lmaooo fuck the comment, can we praise this youtube accounts name and profile pic please?!?
@charlesbird1352
Жыл бұрын
@@fxlegacy7085😊
@royaldecreeforthechurchofm8409
Жыл бұрын
I'm bobby ma
I believe that Mateo has total tonal mastery. He can perfectly mimic people he's only met once, speak multiple languages with or without accent, and sing opera. I believe we are seeing a truely rare talent.
@immacroftbro945
9 ай бұрын
and he can draw!! he’s ridiculous.. i love him
@anthonydixon4636
6 ай бұрын
He has a good ear…well a great ear lol…most likely got it really fine tuned in his opera training. It’s a lot of impersonating until you find your sound!!
@DarMar106
Ай бұрын
I remember hearing his impression of his friend Nick thinking, “Of he’s just playing it up” Boy was I pleasantly surprised when it was so accurate lol
"Chilli's isn't a gay bar but your a** hurts when you leave" such an underappreciated joke from Schulz lmao
@RKochel721
Жыл бұрын
I work at chilis and I can confirm this is not a joke😅
@mauriciorobles1226
Жыл бұрын
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@mauriciorobles1226
Жыл бұрын
9o
@mauriciorobles1226
Жыл бұрын
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@mauriciorobles1226
Жыл бұрын
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Andrew and matteo can pass as brothers 😂.
@thc4825
Жыл бұрын
Twins even
@martinsaldanaboxing1099
Жыл бұрын
Mario Bros Vibe
@johncassell3362
Жыл бұрын
I love incest porn
@phonechecked
Жыл бұрын
Matteo brother is gay , so checks out.
@irvingdelgado1731
Жыл бұрын
Almost , Andrews nose looks crazy big when you compare it to Matteo's
As a lowly gay I do agree that Matteo being on this show as well as other comedian’s channels have made me feel more comfortable going to comedy shows. I had this fear that if I go i’m gonna be called out for wearing my smedium blouse and just seen as a joke
@ls1lando358
Жыл бұрын
You aint no lowkey gay if you goin around wearin blouses 🤣
@xDMG15x
Жыл бұрын
@@ls1lando358 🔥 🔥
@itskamtime
Жыл бұрын
@@ls1lando358 I said lowly. You should look it up
@metaclueless9244
Жыл бұрын
@@itskamtimedon’t let this guys ignorance get you bro. Comedy is for everyone that’s what makes it so freeing. Get out there in whatever outfit you want and laugh. 👍🏼
@ls1lando358
Жыл бұрын
@@itskamtime Whats it mean? When I was replying I was deadass bouta look it up just in case 😂 but It hella looked like a typo.
Andrew and Matty having such healthy rapport brings me such joy
Mark is seriously underrated. "He hates carbs" in the beginning was funny😂
@AustinNovel
Жыл бұрын
Swear! Camp Gagnon podcast has had some great moments, he’s grown alooooot
@clevermissfox
Жыл бұрын
Mark is so interesting and is so mature for his age! I wanna know his life story and how such a person is baked
@FPSJeremy
Жыл бұрын
@@AustinNovel bro forreal. every chance i get i tell people about Camp Gagnon. its absolute gold, gives me JRE vibes
@jdmarsh536
Жыл бұрын
Mark is the man
@iam_a_sad_khan
Жыл бұрын
people looking for timestamp: 2:50
I fucking love Matteo. This interview made me realize how sweet and relatable he is. He's my favorite comic and I wish him nothing but the best!!
@carveylover
11 ай бұрын
His channel is the best. I am obsessed with his pasta series.
Found Matteo the first time he was on the pod, dude is genuinely funny and a great guest
@marc2468
Жыл бұрын
You gonna share that link or can you tell us more about how funny it was?
@rinnypink
Жыл бұрын
Wish Andrew wouldn't cut him off everytime Matteo starts to hilariously answer a question.
@jdmarsh536
Жыл бұрын
@@marc2468bro 😂🤦♀️
@aj.jimenez13
Жыл бұрын
i met him at the comedy cellar and he’s honestly one of the most nice people i’ve met in my life
@ericaviles2538
Жыл бұрын
Me too! He’s hands down top 5 guest of all time and he’s all an amazing comedian I’m glad I found about him.
Matteo is Andrew's older brother who would beat up his bullies in school for him lmao
We need quarterly appearances of Matteo on flagrant. Put him to werk! 😂
the whole "dragging a kid to church" joke took me a second, I laughed at that joke at 3 times in a row. lol
Watching you all have such relaxed comfort with your own & each other's sexualities is heartwarming.
@emmascrivener8109
5 ай бұрын
Girl what go outside, touch grass
@juanmanuelmoramontes3883
14 күн бұрын
@@emmascrivener8109I think the only one who needs to get a grip here is you, silly.
The chemistry between all these guys is so cool and refreshing, my str8s and my gays, I love it.
It's cool seeing this friendship develop. It's a breath of fresh air.
I sincerely hope Andrew is working on a show that requires him to have that atrocious haircut
@arvin8892
Жыл бұрын
Nope. He keepin it bruh, he thinks he's setting a trend by not having the lines blended in.
@peggym8657
Жыл бұрын
It’s a Hitler haircut 😮
@arvin8892
Жыл бұрын
@@peggym8657 It LITERALLY IS, isn't it?! Yo, I just fkn realized.
@hannahraedobre
Жыл бұрын
Looking more and more like the tinder swindler every ep
@jayzg60
Жыл бұрын
He was but now he's keeping it to be recognizable from an "era of his career"
It’s crazy the amount of talent this man has.
@kmartinquadeuce
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Alex be crazy talented! 😂
@youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961
Жыл бұрын
@@kmartinquadeuce ya he just sits there and grunt laughs. real valuable.
@Ladycyberella
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@jayymorris5285
11 ай бұрын
He speaks over five languages fluently, singer, writer, chef and is obviously hilarious. It's insane
@EnidWellness
5 ай бұрын
Opera singer
Always a good time when Mateo is on. This is gonna be fire.
Bro send Shultz barber straight to jail EVERY NYC barber is punching air.. FADE THAT LINE IN!!!!
@neelmoudgil4962
Жыл бұрын
I guarantee his barber doesn’t wanna cut it that way
Forget the Netflix special. Andrew and Matteo would shut down the internet if they started a bromance on a reality show!
@IsaiahSenkuGaming
Жыл бұрын
They need a Netflix special together 😂
@dfc666
Жыл бұрын
Great idea!😂
Great episode! Matteo is hilarious and everytime he did his friend nicks voice, sounded exactly like Roger the alien from American dad 😂😂😂
@milesprower3957
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@jaykennedy8418
Жыл бұрын
His bit is that Nick sounds like squidward, which is basically the same thing haha
Man Matteo and Andrew could easily be brothers without a doubt I wouldn’t even question it
It's so great to see how the last 5 years there has been a whole group of comedians from different areas all come up at the same time and form their own community like how Joe and Burr and Patrice and Nate always would talk about. Looking forward to many more years of this and seeing you guys mentor the next group to form their own community.
@ezekiel5687
11 ай бұрын
Roseanne Barr and Mo Nique. She was on Roseanne's podcast. They actually are true friends.
It's nice to have a masculine presence on the podcast every now and again.
Jessica kirson and Matteo lane need to take over netflix and also host their own show.
@calicokush
4 ай бұрын
they need to ditch the corp, crowdfund, release on streaming services themselves to avoid all the after school special and resold/packaged for the ccp meddling. They should reboot the series, Brothers (1984-1989) with a few changes... it's about a trio of Italian American brothers (one a construction worker that dropped out in the 7th grade, got a ged in the army, worked construction with his dad, though both their parents died before the other two were grown, so he took care of them, he's blue collar, married, alcoholic and womanizer, the middle is a former football player - a not so well known, middling, kicker that opened a restaurant with - obsessed with the appearance of success and insecure, divorced and a helicopter parent that refuses to let his adult daughter grow up, while the youngest brother comes out later in life and on his wedding day and just as clueless on everything else he wants to do, he's goal oriented until he nears the end of a goal and moves on. Also, an active social introvert, likes going out, doing things, being part of a group but socially awkward) Make Matteo Cliff and Jessica as the bartender/waitress who peaked in high school, top of her class in every way and embarrassed/guilty, she's content with just being waitstaff. Or make her a proxy of the older brother, Lou.,
Wondered why this episode was so good then I realized 2 mins in akash was gone and no elmo laugh
@user-zy7qh3xh7c
Жыл бұрын
Damn, you're right
@milesprower3957
Жыл бұрын
Fr akaash is annoying more often than not
Andrew is really intrusive about personal identity politics, but he does it to everyone. He wants to know how everyone ticks, what motivates them; and he does it with the same casual respect for everyone. It makes me feel vicariously awkward sometimes, but it’s still cool to see his genuine, eager interest in every person that comes on the show.
@EnidWellness
5 ай бұрын
Sounds like adhd and I kind of do the same.
When Matteo is on its 2 hours of smiles on my face and giggling to the point that my eyes are constently watery
Protect Matteo at all costs that dude is a national treasure
Ugh it warms my heart to hear people say that my home country Morocco 🇲🇦 is generous and makes them feel welcomed🥹🥹🥹
@badcornflakes6374
Жыл бұрын
I did an ancestry DNA thing and found out I'm a bit Moroccan because I'm of Spanish heritage. Why am I a little Moroccan.
@Thats_so_maha
Жыл бұрын
@@badcornflakes6374 aaaaaargh hey Cousin!!! Let’s be friends and distant cousins literally and I ll turn u into a full Moroccan ! Hehehe
Matteo’s style of comedy is great. You witness it and you’re like yeah this guy has it.
I love how they totally respect each other
Akash angry as hell doing these ads, “you hurry up and buy now”
@bigtuna45
Жыл бұрын
This for some reason is funnier knowing that Akash isnt in the episode
I love this man. One of my favorite comedians. The C-3PO is gay joke still makes me cry
Matteo is my fav recurring guest on Flagrant. He should be on more often.
I love that these are almost 2 hours long. Never thought I’d like Shultz but you have a fan for life.
Matteo looks like a Sims 4 create-a-character version of Andrew.
Right of the bat this made me a stan.. you guys rock... Can't believe have been watching you guys for over 4 yrs now
Akaash contributed more to this episode than Alex did 😂
@marco.mendonca
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahhaha
@rebeccaflores6392
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo Alex stays being dead weight
His haircut, in all of its absurdity, has finally become “normal” to me …
@Lerkero
Жыл бұрын
Nah, cut that out. We gotta fade that mess on his head
@Topaz11314
Жыл бұрын
Somwut same but it also reminds me of Hitler from captain America in the kindest way I could say it loll
Omg I cannot get enough of Matteo lane!!!!!!!! His specials are not enough for me. I need a Patreon or something please ❤🙏🏾 he’s SOOOOOO funny and the right people bring out the best in him. Also Andrews laugh is HILARIOUS when there’s any gay joke 😂😂😅🤣😅🤣
Great discussion from Andrew about why “representation matters.” I know that term has been made cliche but it really is true. If you want comedy to continue thriving and succeeding in the mainstream, representation helps bring in new kinds of people and potential new comics.
This Nick guy may be the most naturally funny person in history.
@Marcus.Robinson
Жыл бұрын
I swear he sounds like either Squidward or Roger Smith from American Dad
I love Matteo, I just wonder if he ever gets tired of every conversation being about being gay. Although to be fair, it is a lot of his material. Haven't seen his new special but his crowdwork one was amazing.
I love seeing this guy on the show so much, you two have amazing chemistry together.
Wow I love 4 gay men in a room, great vibes
@ShadowsSovereign
Жыл бұрын
💀
How freaking sweet!! A bunch of comedians happy one of their own is getting lucky and falling in love!!
It's crazy how it took me 35 minutes into the podcast to realize that Akaash is missing
@carlosd8870
Жыл бұрын
58 minutes in…. Oh shit 😂
@no1takethisname
Жыл бұрын
48 mins
Matteo is the best. I'm so glad people are enjoying his work.
I started watching videos of Matteo's stand up because Jo Koy mentioned him in one of your episodes and I died laughing watching his YT special and his vlogs with Nick.
24:00 That transition from talking about hair transplants straight into an ad for Keeps 🔥😂
Love Matteo and Andrew and the crew. Pan is definitely like the cookware. You can accommodate anything it's still gonna heat up.
I love how much Motteo loves Nick😍 It's such a wholesome friendship.
56:21 Nicks’ appearance was everything I thought it would be and more! lmao 😂
Andrew and Matteo have chemistry. So funny
YESSSS! I am so glad he is BACK ! He needs to come back at least 1 time a year 🥰
I discovered Mateo from his first time on Flagrant. I love his stand up and watched eveything on his channel! I tell everyone to watch his videos, so much so I think my work mates think I'm might be be gay, even though I am a straight male. Thannk you Andrew for being so supportive of him and encouraging him to reach for the stars (wow, that sounded sooo gay.). I love how the comedian communioty is so welcoming and supportive. Please come to Montreal (yes I know how you view us, and it''s true). Netflix is stupid.
Andrew and Matteo enjoy each others company so much 😂
6:24 I've always loved seeing Al respectfully laugh to himself lmfao
I actually watched the whole podcast because of Matteo. I usually dont watch long video format anymore
I still want to know why Matteo didn’t offer the ”Thanks” button on his special. I totally want to give him some money!
Matteo is the best. Especially when being subjected to so many questions about his sex life! When does an interviewer ever ask a straight person to divulge so much information about their sex life?? And when will it just be ok to be gay without intense scrutiny of their intimate moments? It really is discrimination… just masked as humor
@c.tschanz7483
7 ай бұрын
Well said, I thought the exact same thing!
@buttahp
5 ай бұрын
I know he's literally Netflix, which Matteo just explained. The thing is they are very close, so I'm not sure he realizes it.
Matteo and Andrew should be each other for Halloween. Andrew would just have to wear a tank top
@heatherjamison8464
Жыл бұрын
Omg YES! My brain was trying to connect this and I couldn't figure it out
@condjr9979
Жыл бұрын
and matteo needs a shitty cut and floodwaters 😂
@BlitzV1
Жыл бұрын
and ditch the hitler hair cut
@johnindigo5477
11 ай бұрын
Too tight in the belly
Flagrant, the famous Italian Glass blower you guys are thinking of is Angelo Rossi, from Venice. He was famous all over the world and last year closed up shop and retired in my hometown. We talked about Angelo on the weekend with my parents. According to my parents, He is a delightful man and many stories to tell. My parents are good friends with his daughter and husband, with whom he lives with since retirement. My girlfriends father and family are from Conegliano in Italy as well. We will be meeting Angelo this summer. What a legend you guys are talking about him today as well. Absolutely amazing podcast.
I will be forever indebted to Matteo for introducing me to the Tyra Banks homelessness video. I laughed until I was gasping for air. Masterpiece of tone deafness
@jayymorris5285
11 ай бұрын
That video is a cultural experience lol
And I love how Matteo has a homebase for his comedy, I really wanna go the comedy show there.
Usually don’t comment but I love it when Matteo is on 😂 always dope to see him
A Kodak & Matteo song would be WILD💀 Love when Matteo comes to visit; hope y'all do a show with Matteo & Bob. Matteo I'll be coming to see you in Denver. Thanks for the content boys 💚🏋🏾♀️
Schultz looks like a cross between G-Eazy & Hitler.
Andrew mentioned he's seeing more gay guys at shows. Yes! I started getting into comedy by watching Matteo's videos and eventually discovered Andrew and others.
Finally Andrews identical twin is on the pod ❤
Matteo is what Andrew's fade should've been. When he got his haircut, he was probably like, "Yooo this is fire and different", instead of saying "fix this".
@SA-ey6nt
6 ай бұрын
Differently different. Kind of old school Australian painter style from the past century
@buttahp
5 ай бұрын
I need to like this 500 times
Matteo is awesome!! This is gonna be a good pod
Please do the podcast! I love Nick and your banter.
I was just laughing myself hoarse last night at his special!! Matteo is hella funny
New listener and love what a good interviewer Andrew is. He is interested in his guests, smart and well read let alone funny. Glad to have found this podcast.
The Keeps ad right after they're talking about hair surgery SENDS ME
Alex sitting silently hoping noone notices he came straight from the community garden 🪴
@ilyadimov7608
Жыл бұрын
💀
@Captain_Insano_nomercy
Жыл бұрын
His personality is as absurd as his fashion
Schultz code switching to flaming queen is so adorable
The hair plug convo to the keeps commercial transition was well planned.
Matteo smiling during the ice cream/gelato back and forth at the end like he's watching Bob call Monet out.
Matteo doing Jiminy Glick was perfect. Matteo should do more impressions.
Perfect add placement for keeps shit was smooth asf😭
You both need to go on vacation and vlog it. It would be so epic.
Wow I was just watching his clips and his old flagrant episode, really funny and good guest ! Matteo is hilarious 😂
Andrew is rocking that Kim-jun- un hair style
Matteo Italia didn’t colonize any country but they occupied my home Country of Eritrea for quite a while and it’s considered to be a lil Italy by many around around the world. A lot of Italian influence when it comes to the architecture, food, language and even cafes.
Mateo was not exaggerating about that Nick guy’s voice. 🤣
Big step up from recent episodes. Thanks, Matteo xox
You guys frigging ROCK!!! Matteo & Andrew you could tell they have a great bromance. I think it's funny that Andrew's mustache is humungous!!! They should do a "Mario & Luigi" skit ... The "package" reply to the UPS guy yelling "muscles" is why Andrew is one of the best comedians out there now!
Matteo is a national treasure.
FYI... Squat and Gobble was a restaurant in the Castro in SF, not a bar. The Lookout was the bar above the restaurant. And double FYI.. not all (most) gay relationships end up open. The ones that do just talk about it a lot lol. Married 19 years and still monogamous.
Nick is trained opera singer?!?!?!?!? O Ma Gad !!!
I love when Matteo does an episode with them
Another Matteo episode. Ik it's gonna be good. LFG!!
"Alex is dressed like a dad in the 80's who hasn't come out yet" - Matteo 👑💄
So much talent in one room. Schultz, you gonna regret that mustache 😂
I love when Matteo is doing his Nick voice x'D anything he says is funny