Yes I can hear you, Clem Fandango! 🎧 🎙

"I have done an in-depth study of drug abuse..." Truer words never spoken. lol

@tecumsehcristero

3 жыл бұрын

I currently am doing an indepth study on hard drug and Marlboro Menthol Lights. I love this type of indepth research. Later on I'm gonna hit up the bars and do an indepth study of drinking beer and hitting on white women

@icecreaminc8013

3 жыл бұрын

Keith Richards has multiple PHD's in drug abuse

Anything that starts with "Matt Berry reads" is pure gold. On another note, I, too, have done a lot of research on drug abuse lmao

I could listen to this man read anything

@ksmith1141

3 жыл бұрын

Me too...

@suburbanweekend

3 жыл бұрын

They should make his voice a gps voice setting.

@paultaylor6873

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god please

@frogg25

2 жыл бұрын

I'd pay an exorbitant amount of money for his voice to replace Alexa's (and the wake word be changed to Laszlo).

Elvis was obsessed with being a cop or government agent. He used to collect police badges, and got himself deputised by many, many police forces around the U.S. He would, on occasion, drive around at night, looking for "crime to fight".

@darklighter66

3 жыл бұрын

He already has the costume to be a vigilante

@thelastmotel

3 жыл бұрын

@@darklighter66 You're not wrong

@krad1314

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelastmotel I could definitely see someone like Elvis becoming a vigilanty in a Watchmen type world

@thelastmotel

3 жыл бұрын

@@krad1314 Oh yeah. For sure. Elvis based his look on Captain Marvel, Jr. aka Freddy Freeman. (No, really. You can look it up.)

@codyleslie478

3 жыл бұрын

I love Elvis even more now!

This letter makes Elvis sound like the Steven Segal of his time.

@AD-kv9kj

Жыл бұрын

Is Segal also a peedo?

@sdemosi

Жыл бұрын

That's accurate. He was also poorly educated, naive, a drug addict and often incoherent.

@nivekian

Жыл бұрын

Old Elvis would totally be MAGA cray-cray.

steven this is clem fandango,can you hear me?

@pokemon4year12

7 жыл бұрын

YES, I can hear you Clem Fandango.

@miked3168

5 жыл бұрын

Yes.... You Donut!

@MrUndersolo

4 жыл бұрын

Press the fucking button!

@ashleytart6365

4 жыл бұрын

Steven?

@Bobby3OOO

3 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEHHHHHSSSzz

You can really hear elvis' skill with words.. what a groundbreaking lyricist.. Oh wait..

I'm sure everyone knows, but that little finger pistol thing he did was a representation of the gift that Elvis gave to Nixon. Dude gave him a goddamn plated and engraved handgun.

@jordanhicks5131

3 жыл бұрын

This was and still is (though now to a lesser extent) a common practice for important people to do when meeting with others of a similar standing. Diplomats and heads of state for instance

@BrooklynJackBlue

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but, my man, it was ELVIS...giving NIXON...a GUN.

@jordanhicks5131

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrooklynJackBlue that's my point, when you are the king what else would you give the president? A sweet engraved pistol seems pretty appropriate

@jonloc8535

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually the only part of this story I knew before hearing this letter.

@sheilac1845

2 жыл бұрын

Watch the language Really

The gift, if I’m not mistaken, was a custom pistol (I believe a 1911), which Elvis walked right into the White House with, no questions asked, and handed to the president.

@hetedeleambacht6608

28 күн бұрын

oh, i understand, so the people in the white house were as stupid as his letter suggests they were!! Otherwise noone in their right mind would write such a letter.....my god US gouvernment is at the intelligence level of my 5 year old niece

@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney

27 күн бұрын

@@hetedeleambacht6608 That was in the '70s. They're WAY dumber now...

Drunk History with Jack Black as Elvis does a hilarious rendition on this one. The fact that this is later years fat Elvis is even better.

So Elvis was the Kanye West of his time.

@samhell3524

3 жыл бұрын

Damn...that's one hell of an accurate description...

@thomaspgreen6302

3 жыл бұрын

I think he Kanye West was trying to recreate the Sammy Davis Jr hug more than Elvis. I could be wrong

@Whisky_4_1

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@kallofthektulu

3 жыл бұрын

lol no. He was buttering up/trolling Nixon to get federal credentials so that he could possess copious amounts of drugs and not get in trouble for it.

@kallofthektulu

3 жыл бұрын

I mean quality joke and I see why you would make that connection, but Elvis was playing 4D chess on this one.

the gift was a pistol, which Elvis brought to Nixon personally; the Secret Service did not stop him, because he was ELVIS

OMG, I'm smiling! Why wasn't this letter played at the end of the latest ELVIS movie. Would have been amazing.

12 dislikes by Ray Bloody Purchase.

@robkunkel8833

3 жыл бұрын

Bloody Ray Purchase.

@animalcol1

2 жыл бұрын

Laaww lawww lawwwg lawwwg lawwwg Owwh! Laaww lawww lawwwg lawwwing lawwwg Ah! Laaww lawww lawwwing lawwwg lawwwg!! Ehhh!

@patrickmohan2220

2 жыл бұрын

Unterpantseeee!!!

This has seriously, profoundly, cheered me up.

FATHERRRRRRR!

@Ondine107

4 жыл бұрын

BAT

A Federal Agent at large with karate skills!

@krashd

3 жыл бұрын

Kah-rah-tay!

Both of them absolutely nailed it.

When eventually the bad news comes I will give all I have upon my person for it be Matt Berry that utters the devastation...

@agdgdgwngo

3 жыл бұрын

Be less vague with your crazy thoughts uggghhh

@WhirledPublishing

3 жыл бұрын

Ste: A beautiful thought beautifully written.

'Dear Sir...uh gimme a badge and a title right now! HUUUURGH!'

Elvis was probably high when he wrote this😂😂

@sayitloudblcknproud

Жыл бұрын

I think he was!

Like many things, it started off so well . . .

Nobody better to read Elvis than an eternally dead vampire.

if this was released under any other pretense than comedy, it would be deaded.

Best VO actor. Ever. (As well as high winds)

@thomashernandez8700

Жыл бұрын

High winds. Ha. Good one.

In spite of his ardent opposition to drugs, some may say despite, Elvis Presley was known to partake in a lot of prescription medication in his lifetime, under the pretense that if a doctor gives you tablets, then its all ok.

@LetterSignedBy51SpiesWasA-Coup

Жыл бұрын

He suffered from chronic pain from a stomach ulcer, Hepatitis, and apparently an autoimmune disease. His options at the time were the pain meds his doctor prescribed or no pain meds. His doctor was investigated after Elvis’s death and cleared of wrongdoing so it’s likely Elvis was simply sticking to his doctor’s recommendations.

@nagualdesign

Жыл бұрын

_In spite_ and _despite_ have identical meaning. Some may say indistinguishable definition.

thank you very much

I do believe the request was accepted as well lol

You rock, Matt.

This was very entertaining.

Elvis was tripping balls.

@jacobunderwood4957

Жыл бұрын

*Rich. Elvis was rich and they're all like this.

Yes.

YES

He wanted the credentials so he could transport drugs without being searched.

@vestibulate

3 жыл бұрын

Even Presley wouldn't have been dumb enough to carry the stuff himself. He had plenty of hangers-on for that sort of job.

@collinjamesguitar

2 жыл бұрын

Elvis didn’t need to hide anything. They were all scripts.

"The narc badge represented some kind of ultimate power to him," Priscilla Presley would write in her memoir, Elvis and Me. "With the federal narcotics badge, he [believed he] could legally enter any country both wearing guns and carrying any drugs he wished." This is a quote from an article on what the letter in this video was about. Elvis Presley was trying to get a Federal Narcotics officer badge from Richard Nixon. He succeeded after meeting Richard Nixon in person.

Dear Mr President, first, I would like to introduce myself: I am a one track lover.

Extensive Research in Drug culture LOL

i think it is a sad letter

Cha ching. Elvis gets his badge and can carry drugs and guns on tour.

I’ve been to the Nixon museum in California. I have a shirt with Nixon and Elvis shaking hands and it says ‘The president and the king’

@buttdick3314

4 жыл бұрын

Damnit I want that shirt so bad

@christinepark1398

3 жыл бұрын

I had a shirt with nixon and elvis shaking hands. On the front it said "we're dead" and on the back, "really really dead".

You can contact me anytime, tonight or tomorrow.

"Dear President Nixon, I want to be a narc."

It was a nice touch to see him make a gun shape with his hand. The “gift” Elvis had for Nixon was literally a loaded gun that he snuck past the secret service.

As we all know, that gift was a loaded gun.

Gerry Shilling and Sandy West.

The history of hypocrisy in entertainment knows no bounds. The man died on his toilet, says it all.

A letter from a man who loved freedom and his country. Gotta love Elvis.

elvis complaining about others using drugs...nice

@LynxSouth

3 жыл бұрын

There's a difference. Elvis didn't use street drugs.

@icecreaminc8013

3 жыл бұрын

you do realise it was the colonel feeding him drugs to keep him performing.. uppers and downers like candy, then hard pain meds. the harder the "dine" family of drugs, the more it blocks you up.. combined with his diet of bacon and peanut butter footlong sandwiches is what caused his death. Its kinda funny its reported he died of drug overdose, when in actual fact he was straining to get a shit out on the toilet, and he had an aneurysm. "Elvis is dead, he was so blocked up, pushing to get a shit out made his brain explode".... not very rock n roll

All true would you believe.

If the fake name Elvis gave was Sebastian Haff, I would've lost it LOL

I’m won over. Anyone else?

You have to imagine how surreal it must have been for Nixon, a guy who came up from nothing, to get a letter from Elvis himself.

@wellesradio

5 жыл бұрын

Jeb Prendergast can’t tell if joking...

I can't see why this is so funny.

Elvis was a narc wearing rhinestones after dark He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free He knew every pill he'd eat would be one less on the Street Elvis did it all for you and me

Ray Bloody Purchase was the next reader

Or in other words;" I am just normal guy, who is staying with my armed henchman in rooms 504, 505 and 506, and you can call me at any time to suit you... as long as it is within the next 15 minutes!" BRAVO Mr Presley (and Mr Berry for bringing life to this)

@timothyfloogle

2 жыл бұрын

505, 506, 507*

…most of my heroes don’t appear on no stamp 🤙🏾🕺🏻😎. P E

The boots for the occasion, Matt?

I've heard a few rumors that Nixon had a penchant for certain similar drugs the king was into.

In case anyone is wondering the gift he gave Richard Nixon was a handgun.

This is the funniest shit.

@WhirledPublishing

3 жыл бұрын

Elvis did become an FBI agent and he was issued a fake ID by the FBI which he used after he faked his death in 1977.

Black Dynamite put him right.

Elvis: Mr President, we must do something about the drugs. They're so good. Just look at how high I am right now.

As much as I hate to say this with a passion but it sounded like Kanye West wrote it and not Elivs.

@toolthoughts

5 жыл бұрын

He was under immense pressure and pills

@wellesradio

5 жыл бұрын

KingOfGorillas Kanye is the fat, Vegas-era, over the hill Elvis of our times.

@hanssprungfeld8487

4 жыл бұрын

Elivs did not write it Elvis did

@vijaynair2403

4 жыл бұрын

The more things change, the more they stay the saaaaame!

@simonjamesyoung8091

3 жыл бұрын

Why do you hate to say it The man you refer to is an overbearing Pratt

Elvis was so stoned when he wrote this.

And he was made an agent too

"The drug culture" Elvis dies of an overdose.

This is hilarious but i want to hear Austin Butler read this

"Ecksetra" Was that Elvis or Matt?

I'd guess thus sort of request is far from unusual.

This sounds like my cover letters. I guess I should tone it down a bit and apply to stuff I actually have a chance at.

Ive been doing a lot of research on Drugs.... Just so much research

Funny... but he actually did get to be a Federal Agent. Nixon gave him the appointment.

@NxDoyle

5 жыл бұрын

100% bullshit. Presidents don't appoint regular citizens to operational law enforcement roles, those positions require immense and intensive training. Presidents appoint the directors of federal agencies, subject to Senate confirmation. Elvis famously met Nixon the day this letter was delivered. Elvis asked for, and was given, a badge from the Dept of Narcotics and Drug Enforcement, a precursor to the DEA. No status, honorary or otherwise, was conferred on Elvis. He wanted a badge because he thought it would get him out of trouble in case he got busted with drugs. The worst part about your comment is that people believe it. Yet it would have taken any one of you a few seconds to verify that it is a hoary old myth that gullible cunts believe.

@tcarroll777

5 жыл бұрын

@@NxDoyle sad that now 13 people think this because his comment

FAAAATHERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Whaaaaaaaaaatttt???

@conorcahill9170

4 жыл бұрын

Ray fucking Purchase

Elvis is and was the mother F’ n King

Elvis was mad about drug culture but like wasn’t he always on drugs. 😂

@agdgdgwngo

3 жыл бұрын

"I have done in-depth study of drug abuse..." - Dude obviously wasn't lying there!

@bobbyfeet2240

3 жыл бұрын

There's a pretty long-standing sense that "drugs for me but not for thee". Look at all of the lawyers and wall Street types who ardently supported the drug war (especially on crack) but did mountains of cocaine themselves. Granted, there's a pretty strong but if racism under this.

@krassos

3 жыл бұрын

You have a better way to score easy drugs than to seize them in the name of the government?

@suburbanweekend

3 жыл бұрын

@@krassos you have a good point 😂.

@suburbanweekend

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbyfeet2240 true, the war on drugs has a long and sad history. Power, privilege and race are big parts of it. And I mean Elvis is the epitome of power and privilege. He was white, male, rich and everyone called him the King. Of course he probably thought he was above it all.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

@MiniM69

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he admitted he did in-depth studies of drug culture, so at least he’s honest!

is this true ?

@Ater_Draco

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

Trump is Elvis. Compare faces

Elvis really was the king.

Tragicomedy if you really think about it. Elvis was seriously delusional and child like at times. Sad

Elvis Presley is the MOST over rated human EVER!

@Smurfabilly

3 жыл бұрын

@Cupid Stunt he was a good singer, I enjoy a lot of his music but as a person no thanks

@saxongreen78

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't even cross the street to talk with Elvis...or Nixon.

Black Panthers then, BLM now

I feel that Mr Presley may have been right in the middle of some of his "drug abuse research" when he penned this letter......

Umm....

Elvis was a square all along.

a man..

@MisterIm313

6 жыл бұрын

Noel Thomas Iran...

Hearing that, it is painfully clear that Elvis would so be a Trump supporter if he was still alive.

@LTPottenger

3 жыл бұрын

oh noe

@vestibulate

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. He'd have shared the stage with John Voigt- and his career would have followed a similar trajectory.

That actual letter in some ways describes the political situation in America....who disagrees?

@tonycarpaccio9550

4 жыл бұрын

I disagree.

Elvis the Nark

He was ahead of his time on this, and he could write unlike today's luffies. Proof of you need it that politically most of the general public have blotting paper minds, turning to celebs, actors to validate their opinions.

@AB-nr8cu

3 жыл бұрын

‘Luffies’😆Honey, you are hilarious criticising the writing ability of others whilst spooling out semi-illiterate, ill constructed phrases yourself. Well, you made me laugh anyway. Keep up the entertainment, it amuses us. 👍

@freesaxon6835

3 жыл бұрын

@@AB-nr8cu phonetically spelt as a joke, as in ..... "Who dat dare " or .... " is you are or " is you ain't my babee ' for humorous take. Glad it amused you, even for the wrong reasons.

@justincruz8050

Жыл бұрын

This isnt really proof of that at all. He wants the badge because he thought having it meant he could go anywhere toting whatever guns and drugs he wanted. "Elvis could write a coherent letter" is pretty anecdotal in the criticism of modern culture.

Berry can't pronounce "etcetera"

@gwarlow

3 жыл бұрын

So, THAT was your takeaway? An issue with his pronunciation? Wow. I hope things get better for you soon. Cheers.

Hahaha elvis had a drug problem, how hilarious.

@yellowblanka6058

5 жыл бұрын

Won't somebody think of the poor multi-millionaire (well, adjusted for inflation) musician? Oh, what a rough life it was....

@andy6576

3 жыл бұрын

@@yellowblanka6058 There are some things no amount of money can paper over. You know nothing of Elvis' life. if you were a fully functioning human being you'd realise this. Oh, and Elvis never sought sympathy from anyone.

@yellowblanka6058

3 жыл бұрын

@@andy6576 I didn't mean to say I had no sympathy for Elvis, I'm sure he had issues, everybody does, I just have more sympathy for say, some random homeless person who faced difficulties their whole life, lives under a bridge and self-medicates with hard drugs than somebody who had more than enough money to live comfortably, adoring fans, friends etc.

@andy6576

3 жыл бұрын

@@yellowblanka6058 Fair enough.

@jimbob4537

2 жыл бұрын

@@yellowblanka6058 to be fair Elvis gave a load of his money away to poor people - and he came from a poor background himself

Presley was concerned with drug culture? Huh. Funny sort of.

it was mean to laugh at this

Reagan elected President - 1980. Elvis' death - 1977. Confused

@krashd

3 жыл бұрын

Because the story is about Nixon...

The crowd laughs because they neither had respect for Elvis or for Nixon. Yet both were passionate men who cared about our country. And both were arguably successful. God bless Elvis and my cousin Nixon.

@Sevarrius

Жыл бұрын

How is this about respect or a lack thereof? Regardless of the author, the letter and it's contents are simply ridiculous to the point of absurdity, the crowd recognise that and laugh in response, giving no indication as to their personal feelings beyond a surface level humour. I just don't see how the stature of either man has anything to do with it and I certainly cannot work out how or why the laughter of the crowd is perceived to be in any way directed at Nixon.

@saxongreen78

Жыл бұрын

I reckon your country, your cousin and Elvis have said quite enough...if they need any further defending then maybe they're actually weak.

Elvis was on every drug, this is more delusional than all of Nixon's thoughts put together!