My wife always wants me to try Tantra, now I know how to defend against that bullshit, thanks Master Ken!

@raidenmk4473

5 жыл бұрын

This is funny shit....😂 😂Lol

@noblenavigator2595

5 жыл бұрын

rofl xD

@seniorsmiles3386

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@totallyfrozen

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO!!!🤣

@luhaoyu1010

4 жыл бұрын

放着我来

“How to defend yourself from a 3 some.” -Master Ken

@jonathancrane687

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@varulven0479

3 жыл бұрын

xD

Not gonna lie that magical lunchbox sounded pretty good...

@0Turbox

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, but only gluten free.

@lookandlisten5740

5 жыл бұрын

Nice crispy BLT sandwich....umm..nice... WTF is this s"*t... peanut butter !

@dibbleg

5 жыл бұрын

@Mark Getskow I apparently already have one of those lunchboxes

@Sully365

5 жыл бұрын

It really does sound great

@garrettjacobs3368

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed

How tf is Master Ken not a Mortal Kombat Character?

@little_lord_tam

5 жыл бұрын

He would destroy everybody. Thats the problem

@femiisme9679

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂💀😂😂

@curvingfyre6810

5 жыл бұрын

why do you think half the ninjas wear masks? theyre ALL master ken, moving back and forth and swapping outfits really fucking fast. thats the power of ameridote.

@supp3rdu586

5 жыл бұрын

He’s too violent

@issachehade6211

5 жыл бұрын

I wish that

This was the longest porn movie intro Ever.

@christiangarvin7351

5 жыл бұрын

Scorpius how you been bro

@ken-sekayihalls9225

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@JayZoop

3 жыл бұрын

Because this time you actually watched the intro and didn't fast forward to the good parts.

You've gotta respect these guys for putting out awesome videos that have zero chance of monetization just for our entertainment (and of course, our Ameri-Do-Te education).

@TheRealMirCat

5 жыл бұрын

Buy his book

@absolutedisease1699

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealMirCat Or get your groin restomped.

@georgefromjungle5211

5 жыл бұрын

Why they have zero chance of monetization?

@sidneyasiegbu

5 жыл бұрын

@pete the rocketscientist way would you make such a comment Show some respect.

@sidneyasiegbu

5 жыл бұрын

@pete the rocketscientist Except why would you watch this kind of video with your children are you dumb or what. You are too old to understand any of the humor. Go and watch something else you keyboard warrior. For your age it's upsetting to see you reacting like this to a video. Grow up.

This is why KZread was invented.

@benabraham3973

4 жыл бұрын

Xactlyy... simple mindless fun without context... instead of the annoying political virtuesignalling videos diaarhea that get made nowadays...

@pinseekergaming4760

4 жыл бұрын

No🤣

@STriderFIN77

3 жыл бұрын

Yes,

@hullball81

3 жыл бұрын

That would be so boring

INTIMACY isn't only a bedroom thing. It actually happens in the battlefield too. Because in both cases you are gonna put something in your opponent.

@blackbeargear8884

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@justinshaw5144

4 жыл бұрын

Not wrong 😂

@KomboAndy

4 жыл бұрын

thats some Baki-esk shittyakno

@wcfranklinjr1997

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@rediius

3 жыл бұрын

Babies, right?

The amount of control it takes for Master Ken to keep a straight face is just amazing!!🤣🤣

A Greek wrestling style from the Galapagos Islands. I'm done! 🤣🤣🤣

@seniorsmiles3386

5 жыл бұрын

That killed me!!!

@jamescole3283

4 жыл бұрын

That was funny and I bet a lot of people didn’t even notice 😊

@lalboimanlun1230

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone care to explain?

@josuevalencia3071

4 жыл бұрын

@@lalboimanlun1230 Galapagos islands are in Ecuador, South America. Pretty far away from Greece

@xcritic9671

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamescole3283 I noticed but just assumed that I was wrong.

I never saw Master Ken so helpless before!

@eyeofsauron2812

3 жыл бұрын

69th like!

Love the psychological warfare she uses, this would've been an excellent opportunity to use the thrust of freedom!

@McGyver777ATGMAIL

5 жыл бұрын

I did... repeatedly.

@hammerhands1774

5 жыл бұрын

Thrust for lust.

What did I just watch, I'm so confused about life now.

@maskedwolf4355

5 жыл бұрын

This is amarti de tote nothing ever make sense of the show except the best bs martial art ever xd

@TheJoker-qo4fg

5 жыл бұрын

Steve What 100th like

@1Azrattler4

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheJoker-qo4fg I guess a 100 people are confused about life after watching this....lol

@Tronman63

5 жыл бұрын

@@maskedwolf4355 BS? I don't know about that, I think stomping the groin and than restomping it adds up to a pretty effective move. lol

@maskedwolf4355

5 жыл бұрын

@@Tronman63 I meant the general amarti de tote martial art xd but the groin attacks affective xd

Partner: what are you deepest desires? Me: to crush my enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women.

@mikesands4681

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Brown I was thinking the sane

@NyanHomeschoolGirl17

4 жыл бұрын

If someone said that to me I'd fall in love instantly

@TacoMonster4eva

4 жыл бұрын

Classic

@AB-ez4rm

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was to rape the horses and ride off on the women.

@Hrafnagar

4 жыл бұрын

That's all well and good but do you know the riddle of steel?

Eagle Claw vs Camel Toe techniques!

I dunno if I'm doing this Tantra right, but after that warm up, I had the best poop I've ever had in my life.

@shinwook5145

5 жыл бұрын

As Bruce Lee saids, take what works, rejects what doesnt... and that tantra poops seems to work reaaally well 8 )

@joa8593

5 жыл бұрын

I read a taichi book in the 90s that literally had this as a treatment for constipation.

@bradduvall4599

5 жыл бұрын

Awesome . . . will try that next time I am constipated.

@puffolotti

5 жыл бұрын

You know what they say: The 3 secrets for a healthy life: Eat like a tiger, sleep like a dormouse... ...poop like a horse

@terrenceroberts6074

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I’m having a difficult time trying to figure out why there isn’t more followers.... This channel is hilarious!!!.... I mean... It’s educational and should be taken with the utmost seriousness that it deserves. sorry, master Ken.

...definitely doing something... to the groin...

@CogniVision

5 жыл бұрын

This Tantra technique seems to be a perfect match for Ameridote's style. This woman is a genius. I had a friend of mine perform these Tantric techniques on me to put them to the test and it made by groin area grow larger, making it an even easier target for an Ameridote style groin stomp.

@Desh681

5 жыл бұрын

That is why you must always restomp the groin

6:47 "sword swallower" mmm..😏😏😏

That “Walter Wait” part and Master Ken poking his head in the background had me dying.

Ok we have to have outtakes of this one! Lmao!

@hooperdooper3356

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes fooled once again

Todd actually steals the show without saying a word!

Broooo.. I just died on his answer about Steven Seagal 😂😂😂😂

Wordplay has never been more refined.

When schools Block all the pornsites but youtube isn't blocked .😂

"A three way with Velma and Daphne from Scooby Doo." Fucking legendary

He should have given her the "Thrust of Freedom"!

@George-sv1fm

5 жыл бұрын

Not to her, BUT to featherboy.

@notproductiveproductions3504

5 жыл бұрын

jakeizlove the hurticane seems more effective

@jakeizlove

5 жыл бұрын

@@notproductiveproductions3504 Against one person?! I could rationalize Master Ken unleashing total devastation against a stadium-sized crowd, but not one woman. Master Ken likely has a secret mustache ride technique that would devastate her by focusing on a small area.

3:20 strangely deep, and bloody hilarious, XD!

'Because in both cases, you are potentially gonna be putting something insinde your opponent.' Explained like Pro. Thanks, master.

I have no words for how awesome this show is!

4:35 thank you for ruining my laptop with coffee XD

That has got to be the funniest episode yet! Ken is truly the master of laughter!

Master Ken finally meets his match.. Ameridote neutralized 😁

I now have a new worst fear. Thanks master ken.

Can't stop watching these master ken videos!

Greetings from Dalmatia, you are the alfa and omega of martial arts, my deep respect for you Master Ken.

Keep up the good work Master Ken.

Master Ken's humor is awesome. Definitely some hits or misses, but when he hits, it's not only great, but pretty unique.

@SuperPeterok

Жыл бұрын

He's never missed

@DrSwazz

11 ай бұрын

Restomp the groin.

As both a physician and martial artist, I learned that I have been giving the wrong information about IUDs. Thanks Master Ken!

When she started sucking on his thumb I lost it.

@xujack5966

3 жыл бұрын

Me too your not the only one

@theaccentrix4634

3 жыл бұрын

Ken looked like: OH GOD I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

Grand Master Ken is probably the best martial artist I’ve ever seen...ever...

Honestly I don’t know how anyone keeps a straight face while working with master ken

Re-stomp the groin people! Thanks master Ken for another hilarious and informative video.

In case anyone was wondering that was Nate Harris in the feather mask. (10th planet jiu jitsu Albuquerque) 😆

@absolutwater

5 жыл бұрын

Jiu Jitsu, gesundheid!

@CogniVision

5 жыл бұрын

It's in the fucking description.

@critter505

5 жыл бұрын

@@CogniVision why so angry, sweetheart?

@profile2047

5 жыл бұрын

CogniVision Your anger over this is hilarious

@critter505

5 жыл бұрын

@@CogniVision settle down kiddo. Your step daddy can't hurt you anymore.

I can't breathe!! Laughing to hard!! My ribs hurt!! Lmao lmao

@seniorsmiles3386

5 жыл бұрын

Restomp your groin, the ribs will feel better pretty quick...

I can reproduce by myself now.

One of your greatest vids!

I think this is the best vid since the 100 groin shots. TY

You never pass a chance to practice your thrust of freedom

I thought Todd’s desire would be to reach black belt in Ameri-do-te.

@meinctutweh4103

5 жыл бұрын

James Harrington no restomp the groins anymore XD

OMG! I laughed so hard at this episode. 🤣

WTH did I just watch?!!!! This is perfection!!! Also 2:09, Tod (or whomever) is a legend 4:30 and 4:41 WTH?!

This entire episode was funny as hell , but the lunchbox & Steven Seagal joke just had me dying !!!

I feel like I am doing something bad watching this. lol Her sexual energy is on another level.

@xujack5966

3 жыл бұрын

True

@Champion_of_Vlaakith

2 жыл бұрын

h0rn1n3ss

It seems Tantra may be a hard counter to Ameri-do-te

It's the first time Master Ken left an attacker intact. Well done FEATHER BOY!!!

Soooo many one liners...🤣🤣🤣 gaping throat....hehe...great vid..👍👍👍

Ameridote almost was defeated by a sexy Tantra master!!!!! Wow!!!

One of the best so far.lol.cant stop laughin'.

I just felt in love with this absolutely stunning... Master Ken

1:14 I thought she was going to say: "do you know how to master... the Ken?"

👊When Nate rested his cheek on Master Ken I burst out laughing. Nate is hilarious.👊

@nigelliotta3440

5 жыл бұрын

😂and then Nate nods to "craigslist"😂

Master Ken thank you, for teaching the Superior Ameri Do Ti way!

😂🤣 Master Ken popping his head in frame.... lmao!!! 👍👍

5:34 Master Ken doesn't know what to feel. He be like: "Can't tell if I am still teaching how to defend or demonstrating how to be complete sex machine." 🤣

@onerandombruh

3 жыл бұрын

The thing with Master Ken is that the line between those concepts is too thin to tell the actual difference...

@xujack5966

3 жыл бұрын

Master Ken is lack"What I am doing in my life"

This is the way to counter Ameri-do-te! I will start regularly practicing that Tantra bullshit. I hope I will have the chance to catch Master Ken with his pants down.

By far the funniest yet!!!!! Good job master ken

U guys deserve more views and subs !

Certainly not what I expected, but still informative!

I wish I would have such a strong effect on women like master ken ;-))

Always a great time!

Outstanding Master Ken!

Wow. A magic sandwich lunchbox. That sounds like a dungeons and dragons item.

5:15 is when it gets gooooood

I lost it when he wiped his thumb on his Uwagi. :D

Magic lunch box! That is amazing!!!

3:08 - "What are your deepest desire?",is this Lucifer TV series?,ahahha

@u.v.s.5583

5 жыл бұрын

The real Lucifer should consider this infinite lunch bag bait when he comes again to fish for souls. He'd get both me and Master Ken, and then we'd be in hell together for an eteeeeehrnity.

Hilariously Awesome!!! 😂😂😂

OMG, this is the best ever!!! How does master Ken keep a straight face!?

Favorite episode so far ;)

3:56 - Verp. I lost my shit at this point. Thank you.

2:21 I'm dead 😂😂😂

Glad I found your channel

Whoever thinks this isn't gonna help in self defense and thinks is unprofessional is completely inappropriate this Is professional

“In both cases, you’re going to be putting something inside your opponent” 🤣

2:19 that was goold

Holy cow,, master kane are lucky at the end 😅😅

Ok after this on It’s obvious that most guests are in on it, that doesn’t take away from the skits though they are Gold.

5:28 Me: WELL THEN!! (Sips tea)

so proffesional Thanos might retire

🤣🤣🤣man that's so funny, you made my day🤣🤣🤣, master Ken remembers me of Larry the Cable Guy.

This helped me alot (searching new techniques on brazzers). Thanks a bunch master Ken !!!!

The passion of martial art. 😂

When Master Ken VS Chuck Norris

Oooohh yessssss! This is great entertainment!

What are you doing master ken .....this is next level

WTF THAT I JUST WATCH. LOL. I have never seen master ken so uncomfortable. Lol

Anyone getting some Billy and Cynthia vibes from season 1?

Oh I laughed so hard ..... Thanks guys!

Hell yeah, I want a magical lunch box, too!