Master Ken Gives Offensive Speech
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Master Ken is so skilled that he can leave another self defense expert in tears without laying a hand (or foot) on them 🤣🤣🤣
@jamielondon6436
Жыл бұрын
Toes or balls?
@OrangeGilgamesh
Жыл бұрын
Imagine what he could do to the LGBTQRAINBOWLOVE Brigade with just words as well as his foot.
@michaelclemons1761
Жыл бұрын
@@jamielondon6436 Why not both? 🤔
@michaelclemons1761
Жыл бұрын
@@OrangeGilgamesh Just open with "Ladies and Gentlemen..." It would be OVER.
@OrangeGilgamesh
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelclemons1761 Reading American literature like the bill of rights would also be mentally damaging to them.
Master Ken is a black belt in keeping a straight face lol
@thatguy8514
Жыл бұрын
11th degree
Master Ken can only give offensive speeches, because defensive isnt the Ameri-Do-Te way
@Puschit1
Жыл бұрын
Glad you found the "hidden" meaning of the title
@gasdia73
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
Best thing about Master Ken...how humble he is.
He even knows speech self defence, incredible.
@davidduncan3365
Жыл бұрын
Only Master Ken can stomp and restomp a groin using words alone.
@OrangeGilgamesh
Жыл бұрын
Master Ken is the hero we need to put an end to the Schrodinger's Groin problem with extra pain.
Always restomp that groin 🔥
I never get tired of this stuff.
And that's why they say "The best defense is a good Master Ken quip." Or something like that.
@jamielondon6436
Жыл бұрын
That was Sunzi, yes.
A true speaker A true master
Uscca member present
It’s not the size of the jet but how you use it
Master Ken is the type of guy who wakes everyone up in the house to tell he is not sleeping anymore and as always... Restore that groin!
@Puschit1
Жыл бұрын
Restore?
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain
Жыл бұрын
@@Puschit1 yes, only to re-stomp it again lol
@Puschit1
Жыл бұрын
@@The-Man-On-The-Mountain Todd ran through this cycle hundreds of times^^
LoL...THAT OPENING IS PRICELESS :)
We all like Master Ken
No groin was destroyed this time.
I've always found balls to be more desirable when stomping and/or restomping a groin.
When Master Ken talks,you take a note.
Why is this not on USCCAs KZread? We want Master Ken at the next convention.
@kishascape
Жыл бұрын
What is a USCCA? Is that some twaikendo thing?
@Ninjalocalmarketing
Жыл бұрын
@@kishascape United States Concealed Carry Asscoation. (For US gun owners.) They offer training and insurance.
Awesome
Once a master with iron balls challenged Master Ken. When after a very short fight Master Ken restomped the groin, the balls flew straight through the other master's brain, killing him instantly.
@dragonslape345games8
Жыл бұрын
At least he died with a boner (the boner was made by the first stomp).
☝🧐 Master of martial arts can be recognized by the words.
I can't believe they didn't tell him not to comment on the poped collar. Lol
If you’re not learning martial arts from Master Ken, then you’re not really learning martial arts.
perfect response
Loving this Master Ken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@presentelaw
Жыл бұрын
Master Ken's the best!
I woke up this Fucking Awesome...I LOVE Cheerleading....if Tim doesn't want it...I'll take the job
nice one Master Ken!
That answer had me in tears:)))
Master Ken 2024
Stomping is done with the heel.
Still going strong; Ameridote ALL THE WAY!
I'm surprised there is no merch link.
Аааааааа. Master Ken forever the best.
Master Ken，the one true master.
I would like to see a combat between Master Ken and Chuck Norris!
Thanks. ARTG
Now that was total bullshit LOL
I true martial arts master must be capable of improvising.
Master Ken walked so Cobra Kai could run
Remember, always restomp the funny bone.
👍🏻👍🏻
Pure gold.
Hey thats Over priced water from my country
See? Even the speeches are offensive... That is the true power of Ameri-Do-Te. And it's already oozing through Master Ken's speech pattern. Quite impressive 😮👍
I'm waiting for the Hitler Parodies to feature Master Ken... will Master Ken swim the Atlantic as he speaks?
I miss Todd, anyone know what happened to him?
Can you find the only person not laughing at 0:42 ?
Based and Ameri-do-ta pilled
Master Ken doesn't tell so much
🔥🔥🔥First like
I think he can do a great obama impression
I heard that the other day Master Ken went to a feminist convention. We he came out he was eating a sandwich and his shirt was ironed.
I wish you would more of these videos! Even though THEY'RE TOTAL BULLSHIT, I still like these the most.