Master Chief's Honest Opinions on the Halo TV Series

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I took the joke too far and made this video too long.

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  • @MasterCheeksOfficial
    @MasterCheeksOfficial2 ай бұрын

    Discord: discord.gg/QcDnVBaN Arby & Chief’s Podcast: kzread.info/head/PLE8bHR-FG582uz6zNS14SlUsZOaLDoLZi&si=ZgOl79Wy_oZ64Gy9 Kek or Cringe: kzread.info/head/PLE8bHR-FG581PdRruzkedXBz1s8OeIWGD&si=4l0yehM5CW4qmQCJ

  • @John2r1

    @John2r1

    2 ай бұрын

    You forgot about Lieutenant Parisa the friend who Chief promised to marry when they were children and she's still going to hold Chief to that promise. She's also a Marine. So I'm sure she would love to meet that fake love interest they made up. While holding her M6 Magnum. Aka Chief's promised wife would kill a hoe over Master Chief. Lol.

  • @bobsterclause342

    @bobsterclause342

    2 ай бұрын

    This bot makes some seriously good points 'if they wanted some sort of romantic relationship use my good friend Avery Johnson' (not direct quote) So insightful... and frightnening

  • @Dantemo.-pl8mc

    @Dantemo.-pl8mc

    2 ай бұрын

    while I agree, I do (personally) see some good stuff (that was criminally underused) silver team was actually cool, and the armor was awesome! (I made Lego versions of riz and vannak) the fight scene in episode 5 of the first season was awesome! ....let's see....*season 2....* ahhh....the flood was alright... could've been better, but, the set up was eerie...hmmm... I really love the arbiter! he's awesome and terrifying! even his own subordinates seemed afraid of him (like when he went full Darth Vader) ....despite that, I think after season 3, the show needs a rewrite to fix those mistakes. like, the fallout TV show is made by someone who is actually obsessed with fallout! and if you look at the trailer, it actually has the true feel of fallout! I think that's what the halo TV show needs (along with a rewrite) oh! I totally forgot! "what do you eat?" "nuts, bolts, chips...that was a joke--" "yeah I know" literally, the only master chief line we ever heard!!

  • @mkultra2456

    @mkultra2456

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Dantemo.-pl8mc Naw this show is super gay.

  • @Dantemo.-pl8mc

    @Dantemo.-pl8mc

    2 ай бұрын

    ..............huh....?

  • @Godzilla00X
    @Godzilla00X2 ай бұрын

    That scene when Chief is fully nude is poetic. It shows how the show stripped everything halo from the material

  • @adrianlugo1130

    @adrianlugo1130

    2 ай бұрын

    LITERALLY lol

  • @theabyssjanitor

    @theabyssjanitor

    2 ай бұрын

    BRO!!!!!!!!!!

  • @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169

    @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169

    2 ай бұрын

    Did they have his helmet on while nude

  • @pisscvre69

    @pisscvre69

    2 ай бұрын

    “this would never happen, even if the rest of my armor was gone for some reason my helmet would be on”

  • @PassportBrosBusinessClass

    @PassportBrosBusinessClass

    2 ай бұрын

    Master Cheeks.

  • @BroMyGameCrashed
    @BroMyGameCrashed2 ай бұрын

    According to the official Halo encyclopedia the show is not canon, thank god

  • @xfbouncer6650

    @xfbouncer6650

    2 ай бұрын

    Thank God!

  • @CaptainCorpse172

    @CaptainCorpse172

    2 ай бұрын

    @@xfbouncer6650 Still doesn't excuse the fact the show is a pile of hot garbage....and that's putting it lightly

  • @redacted90

    @redacted90

    2 ай бұрын

    @@CaptainCorpse172 I don't think you understand what they're relieved about.

  • @xfbouncer6650

    @xfbouncer6650

    2 ай бұрын

    @@CaptainCorpse172Bro, I am relieved that the garbage ass "halo" TV show is not canon. I was agreeing with the comment I replied to.

  • @gesugaoevilface7876

    @gesugaoevilface7876

    2 ай бұрын

    The fact that you need a website to tell you how to enjoy media shows a lack of media literacy on your part. Cannon doesn't matter. The parts of the media you like matter, and the parts you dont don't matter.

  • @hulksmash3139
    @hulksmash31392 ай бұрын

    "I felt dirty just watching it." Me too, Chief, me too.

  • @danielm.2377

    @danielm.2377

    Ай бұрын

    I don't want to give this another like because it is currently at 117. Master Chief is watching!

  • @MasterCheeksOfficial

    @MasterCheeksOfficial

    Ай бұрын

    @danielm.2377 that’s right, I am

  • @olechristianhenne6583

    @olechristianhenne6583

    Ай бұрын

    Chief it's just a TV show it's not historically accurate nor will it ever be I even read the books and I've read your story and read your file you're a damn hero in my book but give it a rest it's not historically accurate if it literally said the fall of reach based on a true story then I'd probably be an up in arms and throw a plasma grenade at this point​@@MasterCheeksOfficial

  • @snowwolf0295

    @snowwolf0295

    Ай бұрын

    Lmao I have never watched it an because I know it exists makes me feel dirty

  • @DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1
    @DiscipleOfHeavyMeta12 ай бұрын

    2:26 Master Chief: "I did *not* have sexual relations with that woman."

  • @mjstories7181
    @mjstories71812 ай бұрын

    You capture the same energy as John's inner monologues in the books. If he had to sit through the Paramount Halo, this would be his thought process.

  • @devinknox7558

    @devinknox7558

    2 ай бұрын

    is this actually the VA?

  • @rileyscheller7739

    @rileyscheller7739

    2 ай бұрын

    @@devinknox7558not likely because you’d have to pay him for real audio and this video alone would’ve cost a few hundred USD to get 7 minutes of him speaking I met him and it was like $80 for a minute of him recording custom lines as chief Probably AI

  • @devinknox7558

    @devinknox7558

    2 ай бұрын

    @@rileyscheller7739 fair point

  • @goobertfroobert5572

    @goobertfroobert5572

    2 ай бұрын

    Guys. That was AI.

  • @mjstories7181

    @mjstories7181

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes, this is AI, and I wasn't referring to the voice actor, I was referring to the video poster who wrote the script.

  • @B.A.D._MX
    @B.A.D._MX2 ай бұрын

    As far as I'm concerned, this response from Spartan 117 is factually Canon.

  • @JordanKohler-nq8qp

    @JordanKohler-nq8qp

    Ай бұрын

    Pretty sure he says all this in halo 3

  • @BiggyRection09

    @BiggyRection09

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@JordanKohler-nq8qp Easter egg scene

  • @JordanKohler-nq8qp

    @JordanKohler-nq8qp

    Ай бұрын

    @@BiggyRection09 yeah, in the level “Paramount” I’m pretty sure

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17Ай бұрын

    “Sir permission to leave the station.” “For what purpose Master Chief?” “To give the Halo showrunners a writing lesson.” “Permission granted.”

  • @Jay-zp3kn

    @Jay-zp3kn

    18 сағат бұрын

    For a brick he flew pretty good

  • @maxfrost9028
    @maxfrost90282 ай бұрын

    The fact people could think that Chief would lose anything (especially his virginity) is unfathomable.

  • @nnoorreeppllyy

    @nnoorreeppllyy

    2 ай бұрын

    he never loses

  • @JayJayM57

    @JayJayM57

    2 ай бұрын

    funny thing that he had 2 potential love interests before 343 ruined his story. Lieutenant Parisa and i think the second one was Linda-058.

  • @ollanius_papyrus80

    @ollanius_papyrus80

    2 ай бұрын

    @osperberes one of the most critical pieces of character development master chief ever goes through is him losing his very first training exercise because he rushed ahead and abandoned his team. Do you people even read the books????

  • @jsingleton3142

    @jsingleton3142

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@ollanius_papyrus80 yeah but he wasn't the MC then. Doesn't count. Seriously though, he always completes the mission, but he has lost a lot of lives under his command and protection.

  • @ProjectGrandMarauder

    @ProjectGrandMarauder

    2 ай бұрын

    But it’s not a true “loss” it’s just him being bad ass.

  • @OilyBalisong
    @OilyBalisong2 ай бұрын

    "The covenant would never allow a human to join their religion." Tell that to the shitty TV covenant

  • @vanconojl

    @vanconojl

    2 ай бұрын

    yes?... he was talking about that...

  • @Tristan.McKnight

    @Tristan.McKnight

    2 ай бұрын

    @@vanconojlbruh it’s a quote from the game lol

  • @vanconojl

    @vanconojl

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Tristan.McKnight do i have to spell it out for you? are you that stupid?

  • @habibainunsyifaf6463

    @habibainunsyifaf6463

    2 ай бұрын

    Gunny : do you know how much this cost my brain cells, son? *Put helmet on Chief : tell that to Paramount.

  • @vanconojl

    @vanconojl

    Ай бұрын

    @@Tristan.McKnight bruh your reading comprehension is -100, are you okay?

  • @animewatchinrobo
    @animewatchinrobo2 ай бұрын

    THE AVERY JOHNSON PART FUCKING KILLED ME LMAO

  • @BESTMOAD

    @BESTMOAD

    2 ай бұрын

    The fact that we KNOW that statement could be true could 😂

  • @BettyBo-zg1ok

    @BettyBo-zg1ok

    2 ай бұрын

    "HE banged MANY "people" during the war." Johnson can get away with it even as a new addition because he's such a badass with zero fucks to give, so it actually tracks.

  • @masterchief-1174

    @masterchief-1174

    2 ай бұрын

    He knows what the ladies like

  • @hiddendesire3076

    @hiddendesire3076

    2 ай бұрын

    @@BESTMOADHe does state he knows what the ladies like.

  • @sgtmjr_avery_johnson7949

    @sgtmjr_avery_johnson7949

    2 ай бұрын

    They butchered me in the show

  • @TheOnlyAstley
    @TheOnlyAstley2 ай бұрын

    Master Chief: Cancel your subscription Me: What makes you think I subscribed to paramount in the first place?

  • @jonathanoriley8260

    @jonathanoriley8260

    2 ай бұрын

    *_~"It's a Pirate's Life for Me!"~_*

  • @kingleech16

    @kingleech16

    2 ай бұрын

    @@jonathanoriley8260Yarr! Ye be plundering the wrong galleons if ye be making off with Halo TV as booty!

  • @Servellion

    @Servellion

    2 ай бұрын

    @@jonathanoriley8260 Sadly this is a series that even if you steal it, a toll is still paid. If not by money, then it's by braincells and/or time.

  • @PnMGunReview

    @PnMGunReview

    Ай бұрын

    Arrrgh!

  • @pabloagusti5104

    @pabloagusti5104

    Ай бұрын

    Just added the 117th like to this comment.

  • @robertdavis8969
    @robertdavis89692 ай бұрын

    Soon it will be PARAMOUNT crying, "Regret, Regret, Regret........"

  • @Drummer117

    @Drummer117

    2 ай бұрын

    “Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!”

  • @MasterCheeksOfficial

    @MasterCheeksOfficial

    2 ай бұрын

    @Drummer117 “oorah!”

  • @1fart3dl0l

    @1fart3dl0l

    Ай бұрын

    @@Drummer117 HELL YEAHH

  • @keyloh9386

    @keyloh9386

    Ай бұрын

    Dear Bungie Halo fans, we REGRET butchering your favorite IP, we REGRET joining the slew of shitty video-game based shows, and we most definitely REGRET that we wasted millions of dosh on this RAGADY ASS SHOW!

  • @elishalfrench

    @elishalfrench

    Ай бұрын

    @@Drummer117 "oorah"

  • @KG-th3cr
    @KG-th3cr2 ай бұрын

    What fucking grinds my gears about this is that there is PLENTY of lore to go off of but Paramount just had to go and fuck everything up and invent new characters and stories.

  • @MasterCheeksOfficial

    @MasterCheeksOfficial

    2 ай бұрын

    Fr, when I heard that stuff about “we didn’t look at the games” I was still willing to let them give them a chance bc I assumed they meant “we looked at the books and expanded lore rather than the games” but nah they didn’t do that either

  • @KG-th3cr

    @KG-th3cr

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah they forgot to mention that they didn't look at the lore either lol.@@MasterCheeksOfficial

  • @toringmort4231

    @toringmort4231

    2 ай бұрын

    Dude shut the f up, the lore isn't even that different from the main universe. They're very faithfully adapting the lore.

  • @toringmort4231

    @toringmort4231

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@MasterCheeksOfficialStop clowning around, they said that over 2 years ago, for season 1 and they were different showrunners no longer there in season 2.

  • @Jack-ox3rd

    @Jack-ox3rd

    2 ай бұрын

    Exactly the show doesn’t use any plots from the books or lore. It’s just a terrible fanfic. I still can’t believe they did a whole chosen one trope and made Spartan 3s regular marines and had 0 ODSTs, no Johnson, no foehammer, nothing. And they made Reth a crackhead 😂😂😂

  • @TheStrategyGamerPro
    @TheStrategyGamerPro2 ай бұрын

    I've gotta say AI or not, hearing Steve Downes voice saying this makes it so much more cathartic xD

  • @TehIdiotOne

    @TehIdiotOne

    2 ай бұрын

    Voice AI has gotten so good nowadays, atleast with enough training data, that it can sound almost indistinguishly from real actors. Gonna be both crazy and scary going forward

  • @Servellion

    @Servellion

    2 ай бұрын

    @@TehIdiotOne True...but with Steve Downes getting up there in years, it may well be necessary. Some legacy characters are just different without their original VO. Can you imagine if Arbiter wasn't voiced by Keith David?

  • @TehIdiotOne

    @TehIdiotOne

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ServellionIndeed, and it has already happend in Star Wars, for example James Earl Jones has retired from acting Darth Vader, but he will allow Disney to use AI to recreate his voice(and they already have done it before). Same with Mark Hamill i believe.

  • @addison_v_ertisement1678

    @addison_v_ertisement1678

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@TehIdiotOneThe thing about AI is that it is basically translating a voice in the way of using thousands of examples of it in order to be even remotely accurate.

  • @browal14

    @browal14

    Ай бұрын

    @@TehIdiotOne for commercial productions AI used with express permissions to replicate a voice actors voice is alright with me

  • @thesupersonicstig
    @thesupersonicstig2 ай бұрын

    I love how he defends Noble Team’s heroic actions.

  • @TheRealWalterClements
    @TheRealWalterClements2 ай бұрын

    Master Chief chilling on a couch while roasting the Halo TV show goes so hard.

  • @Mixcow_
    @Mixcow_2 ай бұрын

    "Somehow Makee returned"

  • @keiandboo

    @keiandboo

    2 ай бұрын

    Palpatine enter the chatXD

  • @JerradZonna

    @JerradZonna

    2 ай бұрын

    Don't forget Chief letting Cortana take over. Then instantly be like yeah we fixed that. I think those two things showed how badly written the show is. Could have milked his coma and had cortana doing stuff for him for two episodes before back peddling on that point.

  • @OmegaIvanovic117

    @OmegaIvanovic117

    2 ай бұрын

    My head went off the roof when I saw she was still alive. I though killing her character was the least they could’ve done at the end, taking that mistake to the grave but no, they decided to get give Master Cheeks and the alien chick a second round.

  • @agen70range42
    @agen70range422 ай бұрын

    Probably the most accurate looking ai chief I’ve ever seen

  • @halo_gravemind

    @halo_gravemind

    2 ай бұрын

    Except for this ones numbers… 0:51

  • @mandalore728

    @mandalore728

    2 ай бұрын

    @@halo_gravemind yeah. "717" lol

  • @lukaspumo3498

    @lukaspumo3498

    Ай бұрын

    That bulge though 😂

  • @buraiman45
    @buraiman452 ай бұрын

    This...this is beautiful. This is the happiest I've ever been with anything in relation to the Halo TV show.

  • @Xadov
    @Xadov2 ай бұрын

    If Master Chief were to actually watch this show, he would have given up on humanity and deserted us to our fate, for we deserve it.

  • @icehoof

    @icehoof

    2 ай бұрын

    "HA, THE DEMON HIMSELF? why would you, come to us, and become banished" "Paramount+ halo TV show" "Oh, wow... I'm so sorry..."

  • @World36599

    @World36599

    Ай бұрын

    ​@icehoof 😂 This needs to be in an adult swim showing

  • @zen_7748
    @zen_77482 ай бұрын

    I like how Master Chief was so apalled that by his take on Season 2 his professionalism just shot out of an airlock and he just started cussing.

  • @Ntwadumela89

    @Ntwadumela89

    2 ай бұрын

    Fax he started cursing that’s when I bol 😂😂😂😂

  • @cyanyde4950
    @cyanyde49502 ай бұрын

    the Avery Johnson comment fucking sent me, god damn right that man is PEAK sex appeal, he knows what the ladies like and everybody knows it lmfao.

  • @nathanpatrick6877

    @nathanpatrick6877

    Ай бұрын

    He's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur!

  • @thehermitman822

    @thehermitman822

    Ай бұрын

    All cheeks and no Johnson.

  • @Jmeon4eva

    @Jmeon4eva

    Ай бұрын

    Remember, Johnson brought Cortana the Tank, not Chief, Chief never gets her anything.

  • @spirit9871
    @spirit98712 ай бұрын

    You kinda just wanna give Chief a hug as he talks about everything lol

  • @PelinalWhitestrake36

    @PelinalWhitestrake36

    2 ай бұрын

    Fancy seeing you here!

  • @jwest3467
    @jwest34672 ай бұрын

    THANK YOU for acknowledging Covie girl was a POW for THAT scene. I knew the show's writing was shit from the start, but that scene showed me that the writers might legitimately have brain damage. That whole scene was played off as being romantic, but that was a war crime through and through. It was especially stupid because they were operating under the assumption that she was an enemy agent, but they were treating her as a refugee. So, either Jimmy Rings sexually assaulted an enemy POW that was captive and couldn't offer consent, or he sexually assaulted a refugee who was detained-- someone which he was supposed to be guarding-- so she couldn't offer her consent. Either way they turned him into a rapist. Top-tier writing there. Also, they absolutely ruined Halsey as a character. In the show, she's clearly depicted as a self-serving villain that shows absolutely no remorse for what she did to the Spartans, and she continues to exploit them for her own ends. In the books, she admits that what she did is wrong, but she also claims that there was no other way. She truly believed that it had to happen to save mankind from itself, and so she judged that the ruination of the lives of 75 children was worth saving the lives of potentially billions of others. Was it wrong? Yes. Was it right to preserve mankind by sacrificing only a few children? Also yes. There's an argument to be made for both decisions, which is why it makes book Halsey a far more intriguing character than the show Halsey could ever be.

  • @karthiksubramanian2279
    @karthiksubramanian22792 ай бұрын

    I understand now that the Chief has more PTSD watching the show than covenants glassing one world after another, even when he faced the flood. Besides lore accurate chief has a helmet inside a helmet...not a face

  • @fabianperez2252

    @fabianperez2252

    2 ай бұрын

    Hahahaha halo ce reference, I get it lol

  • @vanconojl

    @vanconojl

    2 ай бұрын

    he is like Japanese spider man xD

  • @chanceamirian6522
    @chanceamirian65222 ай бұрын

    5:35 WATCHING SEASON 2 CONSIDERED AS "SELF-HARM" SENT ME

  • @andrewblewski7926
    @andrewblewski79262 ай бұрын

    While the show may not be canon, now I consider this video to be.

  • @DL-tr9we
    @DL-tr9weАй бұрын

    "Master Chief. You mind telling me what you are doing on that Makee." "Sir... Poor writing."

  • @LoganLuster
    @LoganLuster2 ай бұрын

    “CONTRIVED” Perfect word for the series

  • @EliteKnight97
    @EliteKnight972 ай бұрын

    Get some rest Chief, even a superhuman such as yourself shouldn’t have to endure such strenuous mental torture

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter2 ай бұрын

    I like how he tries to remain professional and eloquent, but occasionally slips up and says something like “that Makee bitch died though” But completely gives up after 2 and goes off 😂 love the format, like it’s a press release to quell rumors

  • @jayruhmeezy
    @jayruhmeezy2 ай бұрын

    Lore accurate Master Chief

  • @emman799
    @emman7992 ай бұрын

    I wanna see The Arbiter's opinions on the halo tv series season 1

  • @sedrickwells8545

    @sedrickwells8545

    2 ай бұрын

    That would be awesome

  • @JamesTDG

    @JamesTDG

    2 ай бұрын

    1 word: "Heresy!"

  • @emman799

    @emman799

    2 ай бұрын

    Or they would make a podcast about it

  • @R3D559209

    @R3D559209

    Ай бұрын

    Wort! Wort! Wort!

  • @arenring505

    @arenring505

    Ай бұрын

    Ya'll fake trolls fans of this Disney shenangins tryna create fake shiznit by exposing your fake "anti-sleep"ness. Witness these mentrocities of entertainment. There will no longer be good hollywood tv. We must fight the future or embrace entropy

  • @RAMZAVFX
    @RAMZAVFX2 ай бұрын

    "Self harming session" had me rolling

  • @spartan16303
    @spartan163032 ай бұрын

    I'm convinced the show is being made by Covenant agents

  • @TurkeyCheeseLettuce
    @TurkeyCheeseLettuce2 ай бұрын

    I love that the couch he’s sitting on is completely destroyed under his weight

  • @darklord1366

    @darklord1366

    Ай бұрын

    I mean he has like thousands of pounds on him with his armor. So I mean the couch being destroyed is probably because of his weight with all the armor he’s wearing.

  • @Angelic_Wisdom
    @Angelic_Wisdom2 ай бұрын

    The sheer disappointment dripping from his voice is sending me.

  • @justanotheraccounthere2014
    @justanotheraccounthere20142 ай бұрын

    There are so many time periods that a TV show could explore, adapting novels or telling a new story in the Halo lore: Forerunner-Ancient Human war, Forerunner-Flood War, immediate aftermath of the Human-Covenant war, Elite civil war, rise of the Banished, the Created Crisis, the 6 month on Zeta Halo Paramount: Nope, desert monk annoying girl chosen one "Covenant human" master cheeks and yes we can't forget about war crime

  • @bambammartin1556
    @bambammartin15562 ай бұрын

    This needs to go viral. The chief is not only an icon of gaming the likes of Mario, sonic, and doom guy, but firmly embedded in the hearts of those of us that were along for the ride. Who is this show for?

  • @AManNamedHawk
    @AManNamedHawk2 ай бұрын

    When you lowered the brightness to visually show his dip in sanity in the conclusion that was more effort than the showrunners put in an entire 2 seasons.

  • @KirtanStudiosOfficial
    @KirtanStudiosOfficial2 ай бұрын

    The part about the blind guy with a grenade launcher almost made me spit out the water I was drinking! LOL, Hilarious!

  • @romonix_gaming
    @romonix_gamingАй бұрын

    I can even feel the AI's pain, when asked to create a depressed Master Chief.

  • @darklord1366
    @darklord13662 ай бұрын

    Accurate response from Chief! 🫡

  • @happymedic7603
    @happymedic76032 ай бұрын

    They’re like master chief we need more emotion. ‘’OK I need a weapon’’

  • @CabinetofThorns
    @CabinetofThornsАй бұрын

    If MC was to get romantic with ANYONE… it would be Cortana… and ONLY because of their history and it would be platonic.

  • @RandalphTheBlack
    @RandalphTheBlack2 ай бұрын

    Dragonball evolution has a buddy now 💀

  • @GoodBariusOfTheNorth
    @GoodBariusOfTheNorth2 ай бұрын

    I'm going to tell my kids the Paramount Halo TV show was made by the covenant as propaganda to disprove the acts they've done against humanity. The number of times I was watching this wondering, what would Master Chief do to only see them do exactly OPPOSITE any Spartan would ever do... The coin flip got me though, really writing there...

  • @Ntwadumela89

    @Ntwadumela89

    2 ай бұрын

    😂😂fax

  • @World36599

    @World36599

    Ай бұрын

    This is what happened. The Covenant are real like you said. This is all just terrible propaganda. Yes this is the truth. This is the way.

  • @jeremyfusenliu3859
    @jeremyfusenliu38592 ай бұрын

    AI is brilliant yet scary at the same time. Still pretty much sums up the shitshow thats the Halo TV series. Now we just need Johnson's input on how they portrayed his buddy Master Chief.

  • @psychogamer7213
    @psychogamer7213Ай бұрын

    As the Halo creator himself stated: "Not My Halo"

  • @Cdeath27
    @Cdeath272 ай бұрын

    This is the best breakdown I've seen in a long time

  • @liquidsnake4943
    @liquidsnake49432 ай бұрын

    This is incredibly based

  • @toringmort4231

    @toringmort4231

    2 ай бұрын

    No this video is cringe-worthy and a tragic misunderstanding of Chief.

  • @ericareaper8750

    @ericareaper8750

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@toringmort4231 you never played halo have you?

  • @Assassin-lv5jl

    @Assassin-lv5jl

    2 ай бұрын

    I played the games and have read a majority of the books. This is fucking based

  • @joshuaandersonanderson5509

    @joshuaandersonanderson5509

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Assassin-lv5jlcry harder

  • @hoodiefoodie9393

    @hoodiefoodie9393

    2 ай бұрын

    @@joshuaandersonanderson5509 Project harder

  • @spacedragon1175
    @spacedragon11752 ай бұрын

    Chief as a veteran of Reach... you fucking called it sir.

  • @stephenparker8250

    @stephenparker8250

    2 ай бұрын

    Barely a veteran lol.

  • @LESN16

    @LESN16

    2 ай бұрын

    @@stephenparker8250 Lol Not barely he destroyed a covenant cruiser when he was younger than 18 years old with blue team and got the schematics from a Jackals shield to integrate shielding technology into mjonir.

  • @stephenparker8250

    @stephenparker8250

    2 ай бұрын

    @@LESN16 he wasn't on Reach though for the battle. He was in space

  • @jeremymullinax6982
    @jeremymullinax69822 ай бұрын

    This was FUCKING AWESOME!! That is the REAL Master Chief!! Omgaaahhh Perfection

  • @scottkoss6121
    @scottkoss61212 ай бұрын

    Better written than the show in question.

  • @Darizzard93
    @Darizzard932 ай бұрын

    This deserves way more recognition

  • @DamionCoeurOfficial
    @DamionCoeurOfficial2 ай бұрын

    This is why Universal should have created the series.

  • @Rageousss

    @Rageousss

    2 ай бұрын

    No. HBO. Only ones with the Track Record, Budget Backing, and would have stayed true.

  • @HereToSee

    @HereToSee

    2 ай бұрын

    Shit I’d let Disney have a go at this point, paramount did an absolutely abysmal job.

  • @kennymccormick6366

    @kennymccormick6366

    2 ай бұрын

    @@HereToSeenot after what the did to Star Wars. I’d rather no tv show than any one of these garbage companies make one. I’d say give it to a Japanese company so they can another anime like legends. I’d prefer live action but as long as it’s a good story it could honestly be South Park paper cut outs for all I care

  • @hyperc6455

    @hyperc6455

    2 ай бұрын

    Honestly this is one of those moments where it's up to the fans themselves to create something better than that poor adaption.

  • @ProjectGrandMarauder

    @ProjectGrandMarauder

    2 ай бұрын

    HBO fucked Game of Thrones. Don’t even go there. The ONLY place a Halo Series could be made perfectly is on Netflix back in like 2014. We just live in the wrong era now, with DEI and wokeness.

  • @burningwolf5805
    @burningwolf58052 ай бұрын

    How can that sofa handle the 500kg Mjolnir armour?

  • @General_JacksonYT

    @General_JacksonYT

    2 ай бұрын

    500kg😮

  • @burningwolf5805

    @burningwolf5805

    2 ай бұрын

    @@General_JacksonYT yep. Spartan 2s run jump skip flip do whatever they please in half tonne armour.

  • @General_JacksonYT

    @General_JacksonYT

    2 ай бұрын

    @@burningwolf5805 wow 🤯

  • @GamingTalk-cl7xj
    @GamingTalk-cl7xj2 ай бұрын

    The writers need to be charged with a war crime

  • @theretroaiden2107
    @theretroaiden21072 ай бұрын

    New halo fans take notes

  • @Michael-lt5eq
    @Michael-lt5eq2 ай бұрын

    please go through every episode for more of this. Incredible

  • @razadaza9651
    @razadaza9651Ай бұрын

    Thank you for this, I never watched anything yet but you have confirmed my suspicions, nothing good comes out in TV series these days

  • @TheLsp2011
    @TheLsp2011Ай бұрын

    6:03 salute to you Noble 6🫡

  • @littleaqua32
    @littleaqua322 ай бұрын

    4:40 Difficult does not even begin to cover your complicated relationship with Dr Halsey, Chief.

  • @Michael-lt5eq
    @Michael-lt5eq2 ай бұрын

    This is so absolutely incredible and I cannot wait to watch every episode of this that comes out. This is 100000000x better than the show and huge congrats on this. Excellent

  • @DANIELH013
    @DANIELH013Ай бұрын

    I’m so sorry Sierra 117, I can’t believe you were able to finish it, I never made it through the fourth episode

  • @serganteddy5
    @serganteddy52 ай бұрын

    It's official, Master Chief is pissed off about the first season.

  • @JesusLopez-sv1jn
    @JesusLopez-sv1jn2 ай бұрын

    3:19 He knows what the ladies like 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eleklovatka7666
    @eleklovatka7666Ай бұрын

    0:23 "I'm about to watch the first season now. I'll be sure to let you know all my thoughts and feelings after I'm done." I bursted out in laughter. 5:27 "Now I'm gonna check out season 2 and see if it was able to improve in any way. Hopefully they listened to criticism and managed to course correc..." I'm struggling to catch my breath and have to wipe tears from my eyes. The fact that the next picture got darker just made me wheez while laughing even harder... :'D Thanks for the vid!

  • @Mnerd7368
    @Mnerd7368Ай бұрын

    I can confirm this is actual accurate Master Chief lore. 😂 That was really good. Doesn't feel like it is A.I. generated even though it is unless you hired the original actor of Master Chief.

  • @darthbane4980
    @darthbane4980Ай бұрын

    As a halo fan that show doesn’t exist to me.

  • @masterstarlord4761
    @masterstarlord47612 ай бұрын

    Imagine if Arbiter sets his Opinions of the season 2 as well. Dude, he's going to be so pissed off that a rip off version of him just died in the very ending. Not that he's our for real boy in halo 2 or 3 but hey, there Arbiter.

  • @Sauce_Sensei

    @Sauce_Sensei

    2 ай бұрын

    The arbiter they were portraying in the paramount series would be the precursor to Thel. Master cheeks is only just now on the ring and the events that transpired on that ring is what leads to him becoming the arbiter

  • @QGarrison
    @QGarrison2 ай бұрын

    Silver team is a canon fire team but cheif was never a part of it.

  • @ReaperofValhalla

    @ReaperofValhalla

    2 ай бұрын

    Of what Cannon. And what book

  • @QGarrison

    @QGarrison

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ReaperofValhalla They existed in the unreleased halo bible before the show came out.

  • @kevkicksassathalo

    @kevkicksassathalo

    2 ай бұрын

    I have all the halo books 😂 wheres silver team

  • @officerlemons4983

    @officerlemons4983

    2 ай бұрын

    Arent they a team on the spirit of fire.

  • @QGarrison

    @QGarrison

    2 ай бұрын

    They were also part of omega team in halo wars.

  • @JHB141
    @JHB1412 ай бұрын

    Well done, what we have all been thinking summed up in one superb rant by none other then the Master Chief himself!

  • @eddyeddy9296
    @eddyeddy92962 ай бұрын

    It's still a good show! I know it doesn't follow the actual game series, but this show is still very watchable.

  • @spagward
    @spagward2 ай бұрын

    This is the only Halo TV series review I need. Thanks, chief

  • @garygarland9366
    @garygarland9366Ай бұрын

    This was awesome! I literally laughed out loud about 4 times. Great job, and seemingly an accurate perspective from my playing the games and reading the books. Thanks!

  • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
    @PassportBrosBusinessClass2 ай бұрын

    It’s a good thing Pablo keeps his Helmet off so you never confuse him with Master Chief!!!

  • @anthonyptelfor9661
    @anthonyptelfor9661Ай бұрын

    *Cancels subscription to Paramount+* "What is your reason for canceling?" Master Chief told me to finish the fight

  • @mynamesnotdan
    @mynamesnotdan2 ай бұрын

    it IS character assassination. all of these new shows are

  • @RM_VFX
    @RM_VFX2 ай бұрын

    Hey, it's Paramount. They can't even get Star Trek right anymore. Also, that is one big and strong couch.

  • @suzukiegi5699
    @suzukiegi56992 ай бұрын

    I love the presentation of this. Gives me the vibe of him sitting in a shrinks office getting everything out.

  • @zachweichel6930
    @zachweichel6930Ай бұрын

    1:55 the idea of chief not really knowing why he was at war with the covenant for years is so fucking funny.

  • @darklord1366

    @darklord1366

    Ай бұрын

    I mean wasn’t the entire reason we went to war with the covenant was because they thought we were descendants of some religious belief they believed in?

  • @geokal95
    @geokal952 ай бұрын

    Not to mention they made the covenants call MC "the demon" before the destruction of the first halo which was the reason he was named like that.

  • @thatboyagain
    @thatboyagain2 ай бұрын

    Thank you for choosing Peril, one of my fav from entire Halo OST

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25Ай бұрын

    Bro, Blue team was like "Cheif, you're doing this one solo. Cuz we aren't it."

  • @deltacommando130
    @deltacommando1302 ай бұрын

    I want to give this seven foot tall brick a hug and tell him everything will get better, but I can't, even if he were real and in front of me... I couldn't...

  • @slyngn7847
    @slyngn78472 ай бұрын

    Even when they say it's not canon to the original source material it doesn't change the idea that that feels like a cop-out and that this is a shameless cash grab to its name.

  • @nathanoutdoors7981
    @nathanoutdoors79812 ай бұрын

    At least the FLOOD wasn’t too bad

  • @harshvardhansharma5850
    @harshvardhansharma58502 ай бұрын

    I’d love to see John halo and John 117 have a conversation.

  • @callibur1
    @callibur1Ай бұрын

    why did i not find this channel sooner! Thank you for your service Chief, watching the show for us and breaking it down was wonderful and refreshing!

  • @TheGrinch415
    @TheGrinch4152 ай бұрын

    earned a sub bro didn't think I needed to hear chief cook them fr omg.

  • @SomeDadGaming
    @SomeDadGaming2 ай бұрын

    You forgot to mention they killed captain keys to save people who were evacuating reach. When in the game, noble 6 died to save captain keys to flee reach. That is when I stopped watching.

  • @sperrowhawk117

    @sperrowhawk117

    Ай бұрын

    Keys died to the flood lol

  • @SomeDadGaming

    @SomeDadGaming

    Ай бұрын

    @@sperrowhawk117 yeah I know...

  • @sperrowhawk117

    @sperrowhawk117

    Ай бұрын

    He wasn't even on reach when the covenant attacked he was on the autumn in orbit only Spartans on the planet were sent to defend the super Mac gun generators

  • @SomeDadGaming

    @SomeDadGaming

    Ай бұрын

    @sperrowhawk117 then explain the ending of Halo Reach?

  • @PaulSmith-nb6md
    @PaulSmith-nb6mdАй бұрын

    This was absolute gold! I need more!

  • @RedBonkleMan8534
    @RedBonkleMan8534Ай бұрын

    I know this is an AI but I could absolutely feel the Chief’s contempt and disgust. Poor guy, man saves the universe and they do him dirty like this

  • @LILROBBY5
    @LILROBBY52 ай бұрын

    Cheif in the books witnessed the the fall of reach he just went to halo

  • @Azorees-oj5zr

    @Azorees-oj5zr

    2 ай бұрын

    Yep, while he wasn’t on the ground, he was in orbit fighting on a space station.

  • @jsingleton3142

    @jsingleton3142

    2 ай бұрын

    I think the Pillar of Autumn left before the glassing began. He did return immediately after leaving the Halo. He seen the majority of the planet glassed, and managed to save the last 8 people on the planet.

  • @Azorees-oj5zr

    @Azorees-oj5zr

    2 ай бұрын

    @@jsingleton3142 he left just as the glassing began and I don’t think there were 8 people left on Reach, one normal human and about 4 or 5 Spartans.

  • @jsingleton3142

    @jsingleton3142

    2 ай бұрын

    ​​@@Azorees-oj5zr MC first made contact with Adm. Whitcomb, and Spartans Anton, Grace, and Li on the surface of Reach. They then rescued Dr. Halsey, and Spartans Kelly, Fred, and Will from the underground Forerunner site.

  • @Azorees-oj5zr

    @Azorees-oj5zr

    2 ай бұрын

    @@jsingleton3142 ah, thank you for the correction.

  • @awkwrdpanduh8329
    @awkwrdpanduh8329Ай бұрын

    Waiting for season 3 to show master chief wake up from cryo and Cortana asking if everything’s okay due to high heart rate and chief is like don’t wanna talk about it.

  • @src6339
    @src6339Ай бұрын

    The first cut of this was just a sticky granade blowing up a monitor on the pillar of autumns CIC room.

  • @Sebastianguitar01
    @Sebastianguitar012 ай бұрын

    Just as a side note. The spartan silver team members actually exist in the original story, they were part of Spartan team omega, however in the story they split the team, and the members of silver team went "MIA", as for the show, they reused those names but I agree, would've been better to bring blue team or instead made a show with all the Spartan omega team back at their prime.

  • @DopeSauceBenevolence
    @DopeSauceBenevolence2 ай бұрын

    THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS

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