Master Chief reads The Art of War

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The Art of War by Sun Tzu
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  • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
    @Ki_Adi_Mundi Жыл бұрын

    I love how canonically speaking Master Chief mostly likely read this book as a part of his Spartan training.

  • @nuancedhistory

    @nuancedhistory

    Жыл бұрын

    Considering they canonically were trained in the history ancient Greek warfare (albeit a history clearly taken from Victor Davis Hansen's 40-year-outdated and also straight up wrong to begin with model of "The Western Way of War"), it's more likely they were given the old Roman and Byzantine military manuals (which are *far more extensive* than "The Art of War") to read. Asclepiodotus, Vegetius, and the Strategikon of Maurice were the real staple of ancient, medieval, and renaissance military thought. Vegetius and the Strategikon were required reading for British and American officers into the 1930s.

  • @SlyHikari03

    @SlyHikari03

    Жыл бұрын

    Totally

  • @bighomie8553

    @bighomie8553

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd give you a like, but it's at 117.

  • @CymruGoch_

    @CymruGoch_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nuancedhistory Although I doubt Spartans wouldn't be given as something as staple as The Art of War, considering its teachings are basic running of armies and strategy

  • @NorthernNorthdude91749

    @NorthernNorthdude91749

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@nuancedhistory The Art of War is a bedrock teaching for warfare. Chief would have absolutely read it during training. He can probably recite it from memory.

  • @Fitzcarraldo92
    @Fitzcarraldo92 Жыл бұрын

    this is the future of audiobooks, this is incredible

  • @ParkingSandwichify

    @ParkingSandwichify

    Жыл бұрын

    Right!!!!

  • @booziebadazz1692

    @booziebadazz1692

    Жыл бұрын

    The future is now

  • @Vamera930

    @Vamera930

    Жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking this the other day while listening to a halo audio book

  • @bungus49

    @bungus49

    Жыл бұрын

    Sgt. Johnson teaches you Principles of Microeconomics

  • @Mattex21

    @Mattex21

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd like your comment but I can't ruin the 117...

  • @caesari3708
    @caesari3708 Жыл бұрын

    A reminder that SPARTAN IIs were raised from the age of 5 on military tactics. Cheif is not just a warrior, he's a general too.

  • @mistrui6446

    @mistrui6446

    Жыл бұрын

    i bet he knows the art of war by heart

  • @redhermit1148

    @redhermit1148

    Жыл бұрын

    After the events of Halo 4, Lord Hood offered Chief a promotion to admiral but he declined it because he wanted to stay in the field

  • @Obliterater0836

    @Obliterater0836

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@mistrui6446all great generals do

  • @blazingsword643

    @blazingsword643

    Жыл бұрын

    At the age of 6, not 5.

  • @ethanroust9813

    @ethanroust9813

    Жыл бұрын

    @@redhermit1148 Chief almost usurped rank with his very presence, an Icon, a living legend, someone you hear about but never thought you'd meet, when he showed up on the battlefield, and had an opinion about something, it was taken as something much more than an opinion, often given tactical command of situations by those who were TECHNICALLY in charge

  • @SomethingBarbaric
    @SomethingBarbaric Жыл бұрын

    "All warfare is based" - Masterchief, probably.

  • @someone_7233

    @someone_7233

    Жыл бұрын

    "....on deception"

  • @notsojharedtroll23

    @notsojharedtroll23

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@someone_7233 makarov, most likely

  • @Healthtymento

    @Healthtymento

    Жыл бұрын

    @@notsojharedtroll23 Can't wait for AI Makarov to read all this

  • @YomieHomieTV

    @YomieHomieTV

    5 ай бұрын

    ⁠@@notsojharedtroll23First thing I thought of was the intro of the MW3 campaign.

  • @nothingtoseehere1221

    @nothingtoseehere1221

    5 ай бұрын

    based? BASED ON WHAT?

  • @CrispyTurtl3
    @CrispyTurtl3 Жыл бұрын

    "IF FIGHTING IS TO RESULT IN VICTORY, THEN YOU MUST FIGHT!"

  • @vinnyandlin8510

    @vinnyandlin8510

    Жыл бұрын

    "SUN TSU SAID THAT! AND I THINK HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT FIGHTING THAN YOU DO PAL, CAUSE HE INVENTED IT! AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN WOULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!"

  • @sakshamsharma5429

    @sakshamsharma5429

    Жыл бұрын

    "THEN HE TOOK ALL OF HIS FIGHT MONEY AND TOOK TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL, AND HE HURTLED THEM ONTO A BOAT. THEN HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM."

  • @ZachZend

    @ZachZend

    Жыл бұрын

    "AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD EVERY TIME A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ARE TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE ITS CALLED A ZOO!"

  • @SonicMaster519

    @SonicMaster519

    Жыл бұрын

    “UNLESS IT’S A FARM!!!”

  • @darknessoftruth9314

    @darknessoftruth9314

    Жыл бұрын

    MAGGOTS!

  • @sourpenguin360
    @sourpenguin360 Жыл бұрын

    "There are few worthy of Sun Tsu." -Master Oogway

  • @Gm-ce5kg

    @Gm-ce5kg

    5 ай бұрын

    " dont mind pepole misquoting me on the internet " -Einstein

  • @IaeyanElyuex
    @IaeyanElyuex5 ай бұрын

    Sun Tsu literally wrote the book on war. And it's still relevant even today, because human nature is constant. And war? War never changes.

  • @Embersofthedark

    @Embersofthedark

    5 ай бұрын

    It just gets deadlier

  • @Kevenough

    @Kevenough

    5 ай бұрын

    The more things change the mire theyvstaybthe same​@@Embersofthedark

  • @PinguTheGamer

    @PinguTheGamer

    5 ай бұрын

    (Cut to some random ass mf staring into a mirror)

  • @Chados.

    @Chados.

    5 ай бұрын

    War has changed.

  • @user-uq5cb5oy4b

    @user-uq5cb5oy4b

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Chados.nah it’s just more automated

  • @parsifalkitty5109
    @parsifalkitty5109 Жыл бұрын

    The best reader. Truly a voice that conveys the importance of "The Art of War"

  • @KeyboardTarantula

    @KeyboardTarantula

    9 ай бұрын

    even without thinking of this as master chief, this is something I would listen to.

  • @agniteyt
    @agniteyt Жыл бұрын

    Just finished reading the book while listening to this. **new skill acquired**

  • @Mrkevkev
    @Mrkevkev Жыл бұрын

    Please can you do more philosophy like this. This and the therapy videos have been helping me to feel and attempt to be constructive in my life. Master chief and arbiter readings are giving me things to look forward too in life. This is currently favorite youtube channel

  • @cats_as_phists1304

    @cats_as_phists1304

    Жыл бұрын

    You'll find peace in life, my friend. It is never about when you start living, but how you live going forward. Life is a lot like the Scorpion infantry tank. You have all the power at your fingertips, but no matter the controller or console. It's always a bitch to drive. So enjoy the ride and watch out for Banshees.

  • @overwatchtheater8165

    @overwatchtheater8165

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cats_as_phists1304 well spoken, just like the chief would say my friend

  • @bills-beard
    @bills-beard Жыл бұрын

    21:45 when chief says "L.I." this is a mispronunciation of the ancient chinese measurement of distance, the li. For reference: 1 li = approx 0.3 miles

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty70795 ай бұрын

    Given his training, I wouldn’t be surprised if he could actually recite this from memory.

  • @GangstalkerInitiate
    @GangstalkerInitiate11 ай бұрын

    Master Chief muttering this in a soggy trench while you're just a green marine looking to get home by Christmas

  • @aarondevaldez9134

    @aarondevaldez9134

    5 ай бұрын

    Listening to the Master Chief recite this around a barrel fire in a trench.

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty5 ай бұрын

    Chief would 100% read The Art of War along with new recruits who are reading it.

  • @FMM12100
    @FMM121007 ай бұрын

    I really wish that this was actually voiced by Steve Downes. Hearing Master Chief read aloud this classic is like hearing Big Boss teach us Project Management. Thank you for airing this video. You made my day.

  • @theshamurai32
    @theshamurai325 ай бұрын

    "Sun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a little more about fighting than you!" God, vintage memes. I miss them.

  • @clxwncrxwn
    @clxwncrxwn Жыл бұрын

    Okay I'm gonna need a download link to your full version. So I can make an audiobook version.

  • @aceq6207
    @aceq6207 Жыл бұрын

    This is amazing...imagine hearing Old School Vegeta reading a bed time story lol

  • @HaloFollower-Ron
    @HaloFollower-Ron Жыл бұрын

    Was waiting for this one lol

  • @brownsquirrel9916

    @brownsquirrel9916

    Жыл бұрын

    Same tbh

  • @Alittlecamper

    @Alittlecamper

    Жыл бұрын

    Wasn’t expecting you to be here lmao

  • @castleguard_of_xbox360

    @castleguard_of_xbox360

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Alittlecampermw niether

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Жыл бұрын

    Applying the 'Foraging on the enemy' to modern warfare; perhaps a necessity for a forward command base is a munitions recycling depot, to take gunpowder and explosives from captured enemy munitions and use them in your own spent cartridges, that as well as a supply redistribution center to take captured supplies where they're needed

  • @Mafioso_Migeul
    @Mafioso_Migeul5 ай бұрын

    This is how 'Sunzu The art of War' was meant to be read

  • @jarodgolgori3137

    @jarodgolgori3137

    3 ай бұрын

    write it correctly, buddy

  • @Drink4Exp
    @Drink4Exp Жыл бұрын

    Honest to god I just need a Motivational Master Chief Monday series and it will better my life

  • @samhill6444
    @samhill6444 Жыл бұрын

    The rain sounds are highly appreciated

  • @Healthtymento
    @Healthtymento Жыл бұрын

    7:15 Chief says Arbiter

  • @TheInvisibleCactusYT
    @TheInvisibleCactusYT11 ай бұрын

    This is honestly really relaxing and makes falling asleep so much easier. Thanks Chief

  • @noaccount4
    @noaccount4 Жыл бұрын

    Listening to this whilst drinking chinese tea. A most relaxing saturday

  • @cor2ran

    @cor2ran

    Жыл бұрын

    I like your saturniid pic

  • @TheBSprince
    @TheBSprince5 ай бұрын

    Can we get a continuation of the Art of War read by the Master Chief? This was a great and very engaging listen! Edit: It turns out that the Art of War is much shorter than I thought. This video is the entirety of the Art of War. Also, since posting this comment originally, I listened to the Audible version read by a real human and I found myself preferring this version more! Kind of crazy that AI can already make such quality content!

  • @mellonhead9568

    @mellonhead9568

    5 ай бұрын

    It's stuff like this that'll put voice actors out of a job

  • @user-uq5cb5oy4b

    @user-uq5cb5oy4b

    5 ай бұрын

    @@mellonhead9568and I’m just crying about it

  • @smileygoldfish
    @smileygoldfish Жыл бұрын

    42:28 “If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!” Sun Tzu said that.. and Id say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal… Cause he invented it! And then he perfected it so no man could beat him in the ring of honor!

  • @Dr.Freeman...

    @Dr.Freeman...

    2 ай бұрын

    Then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on earth

  • @Erick_Bloodaxe
    @Erick_Bloodaxe5 ай бұрын

    This needs to be followed up with Musashi’s “The Book of Fove Rings” which would be wonderful.

  • @sekiko7183
    @sekiko71838 ай бұрын

    By the end of the war, I bet he added his own chapters in The Art of War.

  • @BigGreen945
    @BigGreen945 Жыл бұрын

    Spartan II Horse in Mjolnir armor would be so overpowered

  • @orenoishadoukuurass

    @orenoishadoukuurass

    5 ай бұрын

    The horses back will break lol😅

  • @SamuelHaywood17

    @SamuelHaywood17

    4 ай бұрын

    I saw that and imagined them making an AI operated robotic war horse… it could be sweet

  • @VinnyTheGG
    @VinnyTheGG Жыл бұрын

    please keep uploading master chief videos, and perhaps have him do the 21 principles of dokkodo by Miyamoto Musashi.

  • @ras902
    @ras9029 ай бұрын

    Sitting beside Chief on a pelican "Hey Chief, tell me everything you know about war..."

  • @fish.959
    @fish.95910 ай бұрын

    I fell asleep to it and now master chief with rain behind it is the voice in my head.

  • @wimpy3356
    @wimpy3356 Жыл бұрын

    Sun Tzu Said that!

  • @hyperkid321

    @hyperkid321

    Жыл бұрын

    And I say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so man can best him in the ring of honor!

  • @smartfella7914

    @smartfella7914

    5 ай бұрын

    “AAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”

  • @Dr.Freeman...

    @Dr.Freeman...

    2 ай бұрын

    then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on earth

  • @Jake-hd7lt
    @Jake-hd7lt Жыл бұрын

    I've always wanted to red this book but never got into it. Legit this will make me listen to it. Earned a sub from me

  • @JoeBidome-rh4bl
    @JoeBidome-rh4bl5 ай бұрын

    This is officially a modern classic

  • @raine-time
    @raine-time5 ай бұрын

    I clicked on this for the joke, now I want more of Chief narrating 😂

  • @kingofmars635
    @kingofmars6355 ай бұрын

    I didn’t know I needed this… but now I can’t see how life was worth living without it.

  • @olimar7647
    @olimar7647 Жыл бұрын

    Yo, now I can read this book like I've been wanting to!

  • @whitebasilisk3993
    @whitebasilisk39935 ай бұрын

    We live in a wild time. I am listening to chief read me a historical war book. Close your eyes and imagine your a marine being taught by him

  • @dabossdafly
    @dabossdafly5 ай бұрын

    Never knew I needed this. Its hitting a spot I didn't know my brain had

  • @theprinceofthebadlands5204
    @theprinceofthebadlands52045 ай бұрын

    The best part is MC definitely read this book when he was training.

  • @BigChief_1337
    @BigChief_1337 Жыл бұрын

    YES finally. After grahm reading the art of war I've always wanted to hear Master Chief read it.

  • @trungvo2884
    @trungvo2884 Жыл бұрын

    Could you do "Master Chief reads The 48 Laws of Power"?

  • @Argon314

    @Argon314

    Жыл бұрын

    That would be interesting. It might be difficult because it’s still copyrighted, so we can probably only expect to see older works of literature (for now at least).

  • @houndsraddforb4284
    @houndsraddforb42845 ай бұрын

    Art of War is actually an incredible book

  • @jesusofbullets
    @jesusofbullets Жыл бұрын

    If you want to read the Art of War, I’d heavily recommend the James Clavell revision. It makes it easier to understand and gives historical examples with good insight.

  • @NVDuster
    @NVDuster Жыл бұрын

    Ok this is what will make me listen to more audio books, i love it!

  • @the_back_rooms_desert_stag1211
    @the_back_rooms_desert_stag1211 Жыл бұрын

    The voice is so CRISP WHAT IN THE WORLD

  • @iananderson606
    @iananderson6064 ай бұрын

    This is probably the greatest thing I have ever listened to.

  • @DoItLookLikeImLeftOffBadNBouje
    @DoItLookLikeImLeftOffBadNBouje5 ай бұрын

    i will literally listen to any audiobook if Master Chief is reading it.

  • @KokkoroConnoisseur
    @KokkoroConnoisseur5 ай бұрын

    best part about this is the monotone Ai voice of chief matches his voice pretty closely. this is kinda how he talks lol

  • @Wadiyatalkinabeet_
    @Wadiyatalkinabeet_5 ай бұрын

    That horse has the strongest back in the world being able to carry Mjolnir armor like that.

  • @2jzach
    @2jzach5 ай бұрын

    Thank you KZread algorithm. Something I needed to hear today and super appreciate.

  • @bentstraw827
    @bentstraw8275 ай бұрын

    Ive read the art of war by sun tzu this was never in the physical copy i read. If this is the real version im glad i listened to this

  • @waaaytoodrunkreviews5539
    @waaaytoodrunkreviews55394 ай бұрын

    "Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?" "Sir, Winning."

  • @Dellloga
    @Dellloga5 ай бұрын

    This feels so right. Ive had the book for years never read it. Now im going to. I just needed my favorite hero. F*** yea

  • @I_SP0K3N_I
    @I_SP0K3N_I5 ай бұрын

    Imagine going to the army and this is the guy delivering messages to you

  • @rasenshuriken7771
    @rasenshuriken77715 ай бұрын

    I want someone to dub Shadows of Reach in Chief's voice after listening to Steve Downes read an excerpt of it Also an Arbiter dub of Halo Outcasts would be based

  • @bigfoot_huntr2964
    @bigfoot_huntr29645 ай бұрын

    I wonder what the original Voice Actor thinks of this. Must be amazing to realize how much your voice has shaped a whole generation.

  • @fezii9043

    @fezii9043

    5 ай бұрын

    Yeah, but also it kinda sucks that other people are able to make money off your voice without giving you a piece of the pie

  • @RobynPowell-ty3rf
    @RobynPowell-ty3rf3 ай бұрын

    I listen to this every night to go to sleep, nothing beats master chief reading one of my favorite audiobooks😉

  • @BLACCRAINBOW1997
    @BLACCRAINBOW19975 ай бұрын

    Thank you, for creating this for us. Blessings.

  • @chief664
    @chief6645 ай бұрын

    That poor Horse! Spartans weigh a 1000 pound in their armor!

  • @user-hq6vp2rb7o
    @user-hq6vp2rb7o Жыл бұрын

    thank you for making these, ive been able to sleep because of this for some reason, but i love it so much. cheers!

  • @WeathermanMilSim
    @WeathermanMilSim5 ай бұрын

    this is one of those things i didn't know i needed till now

  • @Realswisher97
    @Realswisher975 ай бұрын

    Master Chef and the other Spartans probably did study The Art of War as part of their training!

  • @2ScoopsPlz
    @2ScoopsPlz Жыл бұрын

    Spartan Horse looks sick

  • @BenBradyOfficial
    @BenBradyOfficial5 ай бұрын

    the internet is wonderful sometimes

  • @shanestevens5352
    @shanestevens53525 ай бұрын

    I feel like Chief probably does know The Art of War by heart

  • @Fox115YT
    @Fox115YT4 ай бұрын

    If fighting is sure to resolve in victory then you must. Sun Tsu said that" -solder TF2

  • @SNIPEGAMING29
    @SNIPEGAMING294 ай бұрын

    Chief reading this to the class with his reading visor cross leg on the knee sitting on a desk

  • @venator-fb7yy
    @venator-fb7yy5 ай бұрын

    The thumbnail I'm seeing right now is John riding an armored horse. Either that is a robot or a augmented horse to complement the chief! I like it.

  • @Mandarina8314
    @Mandarina83143 ай бұрын

    I´m listening to this while I´m at work, I love it

  • @j_gross
    @j_gross Жыл бұрын

    I've been listening to music cause of recommendations, but I'm so happy to listen to this, these are amazing and so good to have these audio books on while driving

  • @samomac
    @samomac Жыл бұрын

    You’re an absolute legend for this my dude. More please 🙏

  • @Cryox5k9
    @Cryox5k95 ай бұрын

    I’ve read the art of war but hearing master chief read just sounds cooler

  • @Embersofthedark
    @Embersofthedark5 ай бұрын

    "AND THATS THE ART OF WAR" - Sabaton

  • @hansfranzwilli1958
    @hansfranzwilli19584 ай бұрын

    This is what the world needed

  • @angryveteran8585
    @angryveteran85854 ай бұрын

    "All warfare is based" -Sun Tzu

  • @BlueTyphoon7
    @BlueTyphoon75 ай бұрын

    42:28 "If fighting is sure to result in victory than you MUST FIGHT! ... Master Chief said that, And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than YOU do pal, because he invented it! and then he perfected it so that no Covenant could best him in the ring of Halo!" - The Soldier, TF2. More or less.

  • @grenuttag433
    @grenuttag4335 ай бұрын

    "Sun Tzu said that!" - Soldier, Team Fortress 2

  • @ricolives1166
    @ricolives11665 ай бұрын

    This is absolutely beautiful

  • @IsaacMazimoff
    @IsaacMazimoff Жыл бұрын

    this is so relaxing, I fell asleep to this

  • @aceofspades6542
    @aceofspades65425 ай бұрын

    I was looking for an audiobook of this at some point Cheers lad

  • @--gmoney5572
    @--gmoney5572 Жыл бұрын

    Tenable Ground* encompasses ALL.

  • @Average_Internet_DMC_420
    @Average_Internet_DMC_4205 ай бұрын

    this is pure gold

  • @kujojotaro4487
    @kujojotaro44875 ай бұрын

    my old man mentioned something about an enemy using this book as tactical advantage 🗿

  • @cameronburns8860
    @cameronburns88604 ай бұрын

    John-Cheff the art of conflict

  • @j_crump6300
    @j_crump6300 Жыл бұрын

    The nerd in me really wants to hear Ezio read The Prince

  • @FarmerDingus

    @FarmerDingus

    Жыл бұрын

    Good idea

  • @notsojharedtroll23

    @notsojharedtroll23

    Жыл бұрын

    Omfg 😂😂😂

  • @cameronevans3217
    @cameronevans32175 ай бұрын

    Dude this is legendary

  • @MichaelBurkhalter
    @MichaelBurkhalter4 ай бұрын

    It’d be cool if voice actors set up before passing that a company can use AI to duplicate their voice, but royalties should still get paid either to their family or a charity they choose

  • @Tetsuya420
    @Tetsuya420 Жыл бұрын

    The future of intaking knowledge, by simply listening to the best teachers speak it.💪🤙

  • @confusedreaper

    @confusedreaper

    Жыл бұрын

    😮eg

  • @Witch_of_Gains
    @Witch_of_Gains5 ай бұрын

    NO FUCKIN' WAYYY I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS 🤣😭

  • @pot_head8536
    @pot_head85365 ай бұрын

    I have this book I read it many times I got to the point where I read along as this acts as the audio narrator

  • @impossibleypossible5647
    @impossibleypossible5647 Жыл бұрын

    So when are we gonna get masterchief reads all the halo books in chronological order? Soon I hope.

  • @evyn1692
    @evyn169211 ай бұрын

    This is inspiring

  • @PandemicCat7
    @PandemicCat75 ай бұрын

    Saving this for later.

  • @cforchex
    @cforchex4 ай бұрын

    chief should be the default voice for literally everything. audio books, gps navigation voice, cortana, seri, the "thanks for your purchase" in the self service checkout line at any grocery store. that stupid computer voice when your call into a call center and gives you options to direct you call, especially when it says "para repetir esto en español, marca el número dos"

  • @Andres.Duran.J

    @Andres.Duran.J

    4 ай бұрын

    xd

  • @sigma_warfare_official606
    @sigma_warfare_official6065 ай бұрын

    I can imagine him doing book of 5 rings

  • @romanmena7850
    @romanmena78505 ай бұрын

    me: dang this war effort is PEAK I should invest my troops Master Chief: 57:58