Shep calling Dr Chakwas "Dr Chocolates" has always been the one joke that completely corrupted me. She is Dr Chocolates and always will be now.

@Sakhmeov

Жыл бұрын

She's used to it. And to taking it from the back. A very _respectable_ position.

@RandomShinigami7

Жыл бұрын

She’ll always be Doctor chocolates to me now.

@usgpillarofark3980

Жыл бұрын

She knows too much!

@xyr3s

Жыл бұрын

has been for me as well lol

@kwc0435

Жыл бұрын

Every time I hear her talk about cerberus in me3 I'm always reminded of gamer poop

“I’m ready to Kela’ bitch” is forever in my mind anytime I play again

@SoldMySoul45

Жыл бұрын

It honestly fits ME3 Tali so well, lmao. Love her.

Male Shep delivers the comedic lines the best.

@mermidion7552

Жыл бұрын

and thats why male shep is canon-shep to me, not because of the game or anything. just because of the Gamerpoop. xD

@ncrrangerrolandtembo4615

11 ай бұрын

​@@mermidion7552same

@SimonNissen94

27 күн бұрын

orbally helps that Mark Meer is a comedian lol

One of my favorite things is "I care about you Ash--Miranda! Dammit!"

The memes of We'll Bang Okay is so real that Mark Meer frequently does it at cons whenever asked with the biggest smile on his face.

10:56 that head-spin lives rent free in my head as a default “wait WHAT” reaction to anything I see on the internet. Man, Gamerpoops may age, but some of them are like wine

These videos will forever be in my head. Actually watched them before I played the games back in middle school. Now I've recently, like less than an hour ago, finished the Legendary Trilogy on Insanity Difficulty.

@MegMage

Жыл бұрын

NICE! CONGRATS!

@TheParez

Жыл бұрын

Same, same...

@jakobcarrillo5245

11 ай бұрын

What is your secret i finish me1 on insanity but couldn't beat the first mission on me2 i gave up

"Garrus am i your dirty little secret? " The one romance route that so many ME fans wanted but were denied.

Girlfriend: *starts an argument* Boyfriend: "Look, i understand how you feel. We'll bang, ok".

Dr. Chocolates … will never unhear it.

I love that in this universe Shep wants to bang everyone but he draws the line at Garrus

I can’t take ME3 seriously anymore after watching Gamer Poop so many times that I associate the dialogue more with it than the game itself

@daddytm7786

Жыл бұрын

I suffer the same problem

@jakelee7083

Жыл бұрын

Battlespace... every... darn... time...

Mans1ay3r shaped my entire humor about Mass Effect and Skyrim, that I can't see the original game... I played them AFTER years of watching these, now even Platinuming all three games... Shepard is Space Sterling Archer now and forever.

14:45 back when the game came out and i played that dance scene with garrus, the first thing I thought of was "oh damn manslayer is going to switch this with manship"

I'm so glad you've seen these. You now have the FULL Mass Effect experience

@alannorris3819

Жыл бұрын

Wrong. She still needs to watch TJ Lazer

@nicbahtin4774

Жыл бұрын

@@alannorris3819 im gonna space im gonna space boost totally boost to to ta boost

@muldoone6920

Жыл бұрын

The darkest humour from a golden age. what good old times. xD

" He was on a planet sciencing a cure for my testicles. " - The best part is that not being far off from the real lore. Lol.

I’m so sad I missed this live on N7 Day but I’m so happy you watched all of them in one sitting lolll can’t wait to see you check out some of the other Gamer Poop’s especially Skyrim and LA Noire

@MegMage

Жыл бұрын

THERES LA NOIRE??? 🤣🤣

@ThatN7Guy

Жыл бұрын

@@MegMage lolll yess not very many but they’re pretty good ones, there’s a couple for cyberpunk, one for Witcher 3, lots for Skyrim, and some oblivion ones too 👀

@knightheaven8992

Жыл бұрын

@@MegMage manslayer did some of LA Noir and lots from Oblivion, and skyrim, and fallout, there is also a few from the witcher 3 and red dead redemption 2, but he isnt very active nowadays. But back then this was very popular

@HitmanBA

Жыл бұрын

@@MegMage Witcher 3 gamer poop as well :D

@TheParez

Жыл бұрын

The man is a living legend.

"It must have been such a joke to her when I became OPTIMUS *PRIME!* " Remains one of the lines that never fails to make me crack up 😂😂😂

Javik and his "Queen among my men" scene is the one that even thinking about has me laughing.

these episodes were originally on machinima channel. re-uploaded on the creators channel. but the entire bit with catalyst and then the follow up with Dr. chocolates kill me.

"I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum" has lived rent free in my head since I first saw it. These are all Mass Effect 3 plus maybe one or two Mass Effect Andromeda vids because those were the only ones available on PC at the time.

The whole exchange with Dr. Chakwas is just brilliant, one of my absolute favorites.

There's something about her cackle whenever she hears " we'll bang ok?" That's just so wholesome.

These videos are a FULL EXPERIENCE. The voice actor for male Shepard loves using that line haha

i frickin love these they are ICONIC you need to watch the oblivion ones

I grew up through high school and middle school with these. I miss seeing these for the first time😂😂

Will never tire of these. Episode 6 is my favorite 😆😆"Damn it, why didn't you go before the mission?"

6:27 Legendary moment.

Mark Meer is an improv comedian. To get the most out of his performance play Renegade which has all the best zingers, especially from ME2 moving forward.

15:11 "How does this not have a million views?" Because originally mans1ay3r's videos were not on his own channel, he had a contract with Machinima, and the videos he made were posted there. So they got all the views clicks and ect, only after he got out of his contract, did he reposted all of his videos on his own channel. Machinima really really screwed him over by the way.

10:53 I had to do a double take on Shepard’s head spin.

12:50 is perfection "I guess I need to tell my wife a few things..." is the best actual joke

When you're feeling blue. When you're down on your luck and you think the world is grey, just remember these words: "We'll bang, ok?"

I had almost forgotten how funny these are. Thanks!

Mans1ay3r rode the line between KZreadr poop and Shit posting I loved it back when the original videos came out.

Omg you NEED to react to the Commander Shepard song by Miracle Of Sound. It's so iconic

Gamerpoop is the best thing to happen to Mass Effect, since Mass Effect. Got any AC planned?

Garrus saying this is my rectum Is now officially my text notification sound.

She also needs to see the Austin powers ones too

@whodatninja439

Жыл бұрын

not as funny

I can't believe I just realized that Joker's "ShzzShzz" is from Mass Effect 2 when he follows that with "I can tell when it's listening"

I think the reason the views are so low is because I think the current videos are reuploads. Even if I play with femshep, I can't stop hearing gamerpoop dialogues while playing mass effect.

mans1ay3r is a genius.

You need to watch the Skyrim and Oblivion ones too! Hahaha.

@knightheaven8992

Жыл бұрын

yeah those are the best ones

Quick note: There is also whole video with Garrus and male Shep dancing in the club.. 😅

This is gold. I've missed gamerpoop

1:00 Damn, Shepard knew it way before we did

All those hilarious lines and you don't budge until "we'll bang".

5:01 most contagious laugh ive heard.

“My mom is uhh…pretty damn hot” Man, Canada gets weird in the future.

The best thing about ME3 was the gamer poops. Its a good game! don´t get me wrong, but personally for me it was a bit too big step away from the previous ones and man, Gamer poop is a legend. 10 years and I still laugh at this stuff. bullseye.

I m begging for the Skyrim gamer poops

In some parallel universe, all of this is canon! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Ok now that u seen the gamerpoop version, u need to try the "TJ Laser the space scumbag" version of the game which starts from ME3 lol. TJ Laser hits harder than this 60% of the time

The reason why it seemed to not have that many views as it should is because those were made back when manslayer was working with machinima, so they were uploaded on machnima's channel. It had hundreds of millions views, good times when yt was actually hosting platform for creators first and foremost.

Somehow, it's even funnier watching someone else react to these lmao

You've gotta do the 2 ME:Andromeda poops! I wanna see your reaction to the "my face" bit! 😂😂😂

😆Yea This is Mans1ay3r. This Guy's videos Are Hilarious. He Just Splices & Edits the Characters to Say Crazy Stuff. It's Clever though

lol IRL Femshep watching gamepoops

2:20 We’ll bang okay? *screams* Lmao

@axelnilsson5124

17 күн бұрын

She screamed like a monkey

Now we need all voice actors to gather together, play this to them and see their reactions 😂🤣

5:00 "I haven't Fell out like that in YEARS!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

theres also 2 episodes on Andromeda check it out there's even a shepherd cameo

"Jacob.Listen to your balls,man."

I wish i could watch these for the first time again lol. Though its still so funny after all those years!

If you like these kinds of videos you need to see FlyingKitty's GTA SA YTPs. (KZreadPoop)

"Oh my god... I promise sometime soon... maybe when we resume oblivion... Um... I'll...." My brain just naturally went to *_We'll bang, Okay?_*

There are actually Oblivion Gamer Poops by the same guy!

now we definitely need reactions to the other gamer poops!

The Anderrson one hits home for me because it's cut content from FemSheps convo with him before he dies :(

@whodatninja439

Жыл бұрын

"Telling everyone they're..they're MOM is commander Shepard" 😂

I'm so mad that I miss this stream and miss the transformers joke live

Oh this takes me back.

Yes, these are amazing. Original did not have those ads on the last part, so it must be reupload or something. I feel slightly bad leaving this comment, as before it there was 123 comments but... Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

ManSlayer's a good dude, hope you were able to chat him up sometime

You have the BEST laugh on planet Earth. Can not confirm other planets as of yet because I have not been but, here - No question.

Had a dream about this last night😅. So glad it manifested

The Elder Scrolls ones are even better imo 😂

11:35 and this is why I played as FemShep - I'd seen all these before playing the games so there was no way I was playing Male Shep lmao

There are some things that once you see them you can never get them out of your head and things are never the same after you have seen it. Now you have seen gamer poop and the lighter side of how filthy mass effect can get on the net. Everything after that just gets darker and creepier. I would advise you to halt while a part of you is still pure. They is plenty more you can enjoy. Just beware the darker side. It may look silly and possibly sexy but there is a sinister underbelly that will only make things worse.

Mass Effect after watching gamer poop will never be the same again... :-D

Did you see the teaser content Bioware posted that day?

You're the second person I've seen that said this traumatized them lol

I hope i will be able to forget this so i can play mass effect and be serious again 🤣🤣😭

Edi: “ I detected a very short anomaly.”

Omg Meg if you liked these, you'll love Mass Deffect by a guy called Anonym00se. Theyre like, 11 stupid short clips but some of them live rent free in my head

The Skyrim and Oblivion ones are even better 😂

"I hope it was just a dream..." _"Nope.. Better."_

somewhere out there he made another video with a raycon shill ft cdr shepard and the normandy lands in skyrim

Honestly, a great majority of gamerpoop was cringe back then and still is now, but there are some good jokes sprinkled here and there.

Glad to see someone else found these amazing videos 🤣🤣🤣

What the hell did I just watch couldn't stop laughing since the beginning 🤣

Ahhh manslayers gamerpoop back in the machinima times

I'd love to see your reaction to the Skyrim gamer poops as well. Plus there's some crossover between the Skyrim gamer poops and the Mass Effect gamer poops. 👍 Also there's a lot more than eight, but at that point you're getting into crossover territory with Skyrim and that has something like 22 videos right now. 😅

I was subscribed to the maker of the video. The Oblivion videos were good.

What Is Thiss who made this gem

@wickedarctiinae4132

Жыл бұрын

Mans1ayer.

wait did kaidan momzone shepard, wtf first time at gamer poop too

Gamerpoop has Skyrim stuff too

"We'll bang, ok?" XD XD XD omg I'm dead!!!!!

Austin powers in mass effect and gamerpoop mass effect are the best.

Nice hoodie. I still have mine, even though it's a little torn. :')

That's the real Manslayer at 22:05