Marty looks like a bootleg Brian Johnson from AC/DC

“Shawn Michaels is 0 for life in real fights.” - Jim Cornette

Legend says, Marty is still trying to finish the story

3 mins of story that could’ve been told in 14 seconds.

She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean

When he said the 1-2-3 kid was checking the muffler, I lost it 🤣

u know davey boy Smith said "they fooked him up" lol

Marty trying to remember a story from the 90’s is like asking me what I had for dinner 4 nights ago.

Shawn was waiting for someone to distract the referee, so he could set up his Superkick.

"He was under the car, checking the muffler." That was funny.

and at the same bar i personally saw andre the giant flip a vehicle with 6 guys in it, they wouldn't leave him alone, your just big not strong over and over, the expressions on their faces squashed up against the windshield was priceless, then the best was when the cops arrived they didn't believe their story of a giant flipping the vehicle and gave them a reckless driving ticket to boot!!

I never paid much attention to Jannetty when he was wrestling, but he's entertaining as all hell when he's doing an honest interview ! I like this guy !

Listening to him tell this story was like listening to my dad tell a story and he was an alcoholic

Marty really went around the houses to tell us that HBK was a mouthy prick as long as he had backup.

So, basically, only Davey Boy was ready to throw hands. Not surprised!

Marty "I hate to say this" Jannety

Shawn tried to dive through the car window to escape...What an act of Cowardice

I was expecting him to break into "Back in Black"!

Every time he says he loves someone he adds "not like that" lol.

He kinda sounds like a methed up version of buffalo bill from Silence of the lambs