This game is the reason Lyle got his tribal tattoos

@AnomalyINC

2 жыл бұрын

Well this, and the scalping.

@derpdiamonduniverse1523

2 жыл бұрын

And the big weird scythe shaped scar in his abdomen 🤔

"The whole point of a scythe is to fucking garden" is such a good line

@realdragon

2 жыл бұрын

Say that to the Poles

@LPTV84

2 жыл бұрын

The Grim Reaper is a known gardener.

@AnomalyINC

2 жыл бұрын

@@LPTV84 Funnily enough, the whole point of a reaper is also to garden. Frickin' skeletons, harvesting my grain.

@AzafuseKingTora

2 жыл бұрын

Tell that to the scythe wielding anime characters.

@Tom-jy6mc

Ай бұрын

@@AzafuseKingTora there's a certain one you can't say this to though because the scythe is also a gun

Fun Fact: This game is 55% giant scorpion. Also Tomar voiced every character in this game.

@edwardmather4422

2 жыл бұрын

Tomar voices all the voices in real life

@ben4054

2 жыл бұрын

@@edwardmather4422 IRL: The Game

OneyPlays has Pavlovian-conditioned our lizard brains to consume the same videos we already watched while clapping our feet together like a baby.

@Maggot-Milk

2 жыл бұрын

I have a lizard brain

@idfrigginkman

2 жыл бұрын

jokes on you, didn't see this series yet

@Carforinus

2 жыл бұрын

Ughhh I love clapping my feet together

@SuperMrJack64

2 жыл бұрын

and i wouldn't have it any other way

@ChuckNorrizHIM

2 жыл бұрын

Their initial upload frequency or lack thereof combined with weird series lengths/unfinished or short series lengths and not being able to tell which upload will be which (when they were originally uploaded) I imagine that by the time Oneyplays shifted attention away from this channel with this stitched together format it attracted a lot of youngins who are just barely physically capable of understanding just how long Oney has been “making content” It wouldn’t matter because the algorithm sees modern content having to be consistent, funded, and organized. Which Oneyplays really never was sponsored by anyone else other than other like-minded creators. The channel is dying, leave us alone to our nostalgia/drip-feed of new content or find yourself a channel systematically designed to attract and monetize cause that’s about all there is left

Tomar talks about Jojo like he didnt voice 6/10 of the characters

you'd /think/ marlow briggs was a steam game, but it was DEVELOPED BY MICROSOFT STUDIOS FOR A DUAL 360/PC RELEASE. along with some no name Slovenian studio that mostly makes movie tie in games.

@thatsreallyfunnybro

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Marlow Briggs was a basketball player and that this would be a 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand type of thing but apparently Marlow Briggs is completely fictional.

@firstlast8190

2 жыл бұрын

I could believe Microsoft Studios developed this

@mrlionman5466

8 ай бұрын

From what this studio had done before this, this is really well done! This isn’t a great game but it’s definitely a good junk food game to run through

Ah yes the video game that tells us Lyle’s backstory.

I love this channel. While they may not finish many games, every episode is fun, it's comparable to the best episodes of a complete series. also, pls moar worms!

@Drinkwithclass

2 жыл бұрын

They don't finish almost any game, in fact they play like shit. This is a gaming channel where the gaming goes into the background cause the core of the channel is the absolutely hilarious banter between real friends, and I love every second of it.

@Turian_Hustle

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@Turian_Hustle

2 жыл бұрын

@@Drinkwithclass except Lyle in smash. That dude feeds his opponents their own shit.

@danieliler886

2 жыл бұрын

Well if you love it so much why don't you marry it

@frozborne

2 жыл бұрын

If Chris every gets bored enough to continue the oblivion series with is own VO that'd be sweet

Fun fact: Picasso was actually one of the few historical artists who was actually appreciated in his time. I think he died in the '80s.

@WH0R3mones1

2 жыл бұрын

And according to the Modern Lovers, he was never called an asshole.

"NOOO!" "I am sorry my friend.." "I.. I.." "You must find the stren- ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!! "-he will be able to-" ONLY 98 PERCENT OF PLAYERS HAVE THIS ACHIEVEMENT!!! -please forgive me..." (protagonist quietly weeping over the loss of a man that he thought was his enemy, as the music swells and the camera-ACHIEVEMENT NAMED ((Perhaps in another life)) UNLOCKED!!!)

I saw this playthrough before I saw JoJo, and watching this now, I know the reason Tomar wanted Chris to watch season 2 is because he's in the first episode

@beardedjack0g488

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@hexmaniac6810

Жыл бұрын

He’s also in part 3

Hearing Tomar bring up asura's wrath reminds me of when I would house sit for my uncle when he and his family were out and I would bring my ps3 there. I couldn't afford games so I would download a bunch of demos from the psn network, for 3 days straight I would play the first level to Arkham Asylum, 2 levels of Asura's Wrath, 1 mission of H.A.W.X, 1 level of Uncharted 2, the opening mission to Mass Effect 3 as well as the Surkesh mission. It's weird but I kinda wish I was back to being a broke ass kid who could only play demos then today, being able to afford most games. Nostalgia is really weird. I also remember a time when I mindlessly rented Skyrim from redbox for the ps3 when I house sitted, and I couldn't finish it cause I was intimidated by open world games.

@GaMeRfReAkLIVE

2 жыл бұрын

Coming from linier games open world is quite the change

@edwardmather4422

2 жыл бұрын

I only ever had one game on ps3(skate 3) and didn’t have internet :P no wonder I thought the ps3 sucked

@Stonepotwaffles

2 жыл бұрын

@@edwardmather4422 skate 3 is way better high.

@weepingblade

2 жыл бұрын

Your demo story is the same as mine, but I played mostly xbox 360 demos. I remember even playing two worlds the demo and somehow liking it

I was feeling really down today...but Marlow Briggs has come to save me.....by killing me with a giant scythe.

When you have to ask _Did we put these graphics to max,_ you really know this game's gonna be a banger. lmao

This is my favorite game and I can’t wait for Chris to finish it! :-)

@NoxxPie

2 жыл бұрын

You’re gonna wait a long time :(

@convicted_vapist

2 жыл бұрын

They are going to do one of the "TURN IT OFF" type jokes and we'll never see it again

your predictions were 2 million to 100 million so I did the math, An average person could count roughly up to 1833434808 N (1 billion, 833 million, 434 thousand, 808) in 83 years which is the average lifespan, they would spend 115.15 hours per week not counting (school, sleep, care, recreation) for 14 years from ages 4 - 18. this means they would count for 52.45 hours a week = 466837 N or 22408176 N per year - 318600 N for sick days = 309254064 in 14 years and 1524180744 N in 69 years past the age of 18, the time per week they can count won't change since they replace 8 hours of school for 8 hours of work. So they would spend 115.15 hours per week not counting (Work, sleep, care, recreation) for 69 years from ages 18 - 83. 150wpm on average so we can say 150npm - 1 minute for breathing = 8850 numbers in an hour. ~ Maks

@anon-nx4qe

2 жыл бұрын

I apologise if i made any mistakes.

I love that KZread is recommending older and more obscure Oneyplays instead of the usual classics.

1:10:25 honestly hearing Lyle pay $600 a month for a glorified garage with a rat infestation seems so strange but then again if I remember right it was somewhere in Philly then I’m just like “ahhhh okay”

@gigastrike2

2 жыл бұрын

City rates are ridiculous. I pay even less than that and have none of the problems.

@strobo308

2 ай бұрын

He wanted to hone his belt skills

*two* uploads in a DAY? What is this madness.

Tomar went down to Georgia, looking for a gem to shine, he was in the swamps, saying this whomps, but he was in a bind Now later that day, he found a man, with an emerald in his hand, Tomar knew this could not stand and he knew just what to do Faster than lightning, Tomar sped, to this man that claimed the gem, in that split second as he ran, Tomar thought up his plan He struck up a conversation, as he is apt to do, and after scant seconds he left the man in awe With a silver tongue and oaky beard, the man was left in shock, The man stood bewildered, as Tomar worked his magic, and to his surprise, the gem was no longer his “Wait a moment” the man began, “I searched all of Burbank for this gem, and here you are just to take my prize.” Tomar just stared at him, stifling his laughs, he decided to toy with him, to strike him a deal Hey you there, your mighty slick, but you know not the power of my mind, if you can find but one more gem, I’ll let you keep your prize The man went on to search, eager for the win, but Tomar left his curse on him, so that he may never win Tomar soon returned to jaxy, seven gems in hand, he placed them in their pods, to hide them once again He went to his cupboard, to see a freight fuel sight, the only thing to eat was a can I f sauce, far past its prime, Jaxy came to ask, is everything good, but Tomar, in a fit of rage, replied “HERES YOUR FUCKING FOOD”

@Kiroisawesome05

2 жыл бұрын

You are a blessing to this earth

@willbuzzerd8785

Жыл бұрын

Jah bless

I miss the stream of Lyle and Shadman playing through this game, got taken down :(

@TL_27

2 жыл бұрын

Damn. Wonder why it got taken down

@Alyrael

2 жыл бұрын

@CRAM MARC He was too based.

@jacksonpercy8044

2 жыл бұрын

When did they stream it?

@Jerraro

2 жыл бұрын

Should be archived somewhere

@finallyaleks

2 жыл бұрын

I still distinctly remember Shad saying "scrambled eggs between the legs" during that crane shooting section. Good times.

One of the most under rated character action games ever, this game has heart.

OneyPlays: The channel where the hosts regularly leave to take a shit midway recordings while the others just carry on with the show!

Ngl I'm glad both of my favorite Lets Player groups played this game (BF Zaibatsu and Oney Plays)

"Wheres my turkey dinner?, hhrmmm"

My grundle is itching with excitement

This feels like wierd B-Movie Dante's Inferno, down to the scythe

This is a rare instance of a game that could have been so much more as a movie.

That GoW theme story was surprisingly wholesome. I was so sad that it was going to end up being a story of disappointment. What a cool guy that composer is. Also. Hold Devils Pot of Tea is what got me into Oney back in the 2000s

@bionicdragon5

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, I forgot Hold Devil's Pot of Tea was an Oney Plays thing!

Playing this game at E3 as a child is what gave Tomar the idea for his emeralds

The way the art tax scam works is a rich person buys a painting for millions, has it appraised by a professional to value it at 5x what they spent and then they donate it to a museum and have it written off their taxes at the inflated price as a charitable donation.

@s0nnasauras630

Жыл бұрын

H OLY SH IT

I will always respect/appreciate the ability of Oneyplays videos rewatchable content and I will always watch.

19:40 the funniest part of Tomar being stung by a swarm of Yellow Jacket Wasps

@Juanprime43

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

Lyle, for someone without a tertiary education you come across as extremely learned

I love when these three play games together, their convos are so interesting

i rewatched this playthrough just a couple weeks ago and already forgot about its existence. what a forgettable game

On the topic of achievements: they can be useful as a way to see how many of the people who purchased the game have actually played and then how far into it people start dropping off.

@klg9549

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, when I used steam more I could use them to see how far into games my friends were playing so I wouldn't spoil anything.

So like, Tolmar owes me a turkey dinner?

This is like a Scythe run in Ninja Gaiden 2, but with the speed of the Falcon Talons.

Marlow and the Briggs-city.

the way the game keeps throwing around "sacred warrior" makes me think that was supposed to be the original title

The book of Starship Troopers was supposed to be an example of what society would be like if it was completely run by and for the military

@bbbingi9210

Жыл бұрын

Written by pro military fascist, hence the film being an utter rejection of that belief

@RD-uf6gw

Жыл бұрын

@bbbingi Such a reddit response.

Imagine a spider with 8 glocks

honestly i forgot this game even happened and now im questioning everything now ive been reminded how did this game happen

Does anyone else love to fall asleep to these?

@throbbingfellow1136

2 жыл бұрын

It’s become my routine, normally with the Spider-Man or Visage ones.

Lyle has literally no idea what hes talking about with starship troopers.

Tiny Tomar getting stung by bees is a top 5 story on the channel.

God of Uncharted was an entertaining series

One of my mates; who used to do a bit too much acid. He told me that he randomly gets the void open up in his vision. Spooky shit

Similar to tomar when i was around 18 years old i worked on a car that was really close to a can of soda that had bunch of bees flying around it and basically thought they would leave me alone as long as i didn't bother them. When i got home that day i pulled out around 8 bee stingers out of my body before i showered. luckily I'm not allergic to them. How i didn't feel any of the stings is beyond me.

when Tomar called himself Tomer on accident I shit my fucking pants lmao

I could've sworn they finished this

"You can eat bats n stuff" did not age well

Tomar out here trying to convince Chris to watch season two of JoJo so that he can hear him voice act as the barber ( part 3 /Anubis) SMH c'mon Tomar...

A good plumber follows orders

Where's my turkey dinner?

It’s really funny hearing them talk about Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure considering that Tomar is now in Jojo

James Hong

I love the thumbnail ❤

Thank you for fading the exit song out instead of abruptly ending.

1Trillion is definitely impossible to count to. With 8 hours counting per day, it would take them over 95 years.

What they said about not having phone notifications on is the most relatable thing I’ve heard from these guys. I also get a lot of shit from people thinking ignore them As for the Hitler toilet, just make it so the toilet splashed his balls everytime he flushes

This is pretty neat

Them talking about an unachievable number to count to for a $1B reward got me doing quick math thinking about the topic... If someone counts 2 numbers a second (hard to do once they get larger), and knowing 1 billion seconds is roughly 32 years, that means they can count 1 billion numbers every 16 years. Now, adding the context of doing it in a 9-5 (8-hour) workday, that means you're using 1/3 of the total day. If the contestant was very hearty and managed to spend a whole 90 years of their life working at this challenge, they would have an effective-work-time of 30 years. So, at the rate of 1B words per 16yrs, they would approach the 2 billion mark but fail, so I'd say 2 billion would be a fair number. You could absolutely get a share of people trying to count to 2 billion I reckon, despite just doing some thinking about it, just the statement itself sounds way more feasible than it actually is.

Played this game in my Xbox for about ten minutes then uninstalled it

You guys should definitely play Asura’s wrath, absolutely over the top

This game feels like a tie-in for a much lower quality C-Movie. Marlow Briggs belongs in a movie featured on Best of the Worst.

@klg9549

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I genuinely enjoy the cheesiness of this. Would have loved to have seen it to the end. Maybe I'll get it myself sometime.

Fun fact It takes 62 years to count to 2 billion

19:06 Tomar in the bee swamp (I've been looking for this for forever)

17:20 To this day I have no clue what they could've possible be talking about there and it's, once again, driving me crazy

41:53 that jj abrams impression is great

16,560,000… that would take 60 years to count to if you counter in a subtraction of 1/8 for sleep and eating… roughly, you’re welcome Lyle.

My Marlow-Briggs personality type is ROFL

Dantes inferno might be a hack a slash like God of War but its a great game.

@laughingpanda95

Жыл бұрын

the hell asthetic and plot was its own level of awesome

The mysterious benefactor was future tomar putting little tomar in the path of you-know-what

They should play PSI-Ops : the mindgate conspiracy. the graphics here somehow reminds me of that.

Such a specimen, aint he?

Looks cool

Clone Drone In The Danger Zone uses all achievements as unlocks for skins and emotes and it works pretty well

the rakna kadaki from monster hunter is the only kind of memorable spider fight I have, though I don't play too many games

1:03:21 Lyle has no idea what he's talking about

@adamcormier6513

2 жыл бұрын

erm you are clearly wrong, the movie was satire, the author was 100% pro-nationalism pro-military service

@kenimaticjuggallo

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamcormier6513 heinlen was not pro nationalism or pro military, his books were explorations of different ideologies, if you'd read some of his other works you'd assume he was a consummate communist

I just want you guys the play the rest of the ibin batuda series

"Wait that was hebrew right?" Is a great joke.

If Tomar was an early bloomer at 14 what does that make me? Because I hit puberty at around 9 or 10. It was the summer between 3rd and 4th grade.

@s0nnasauras630

Жыл бұрын

Puberty has started earlier than it used to . Scientists don't quite know why yet.

The Van Gogh takes at the end of this are ROUGH

Defenistration is from the German word for window or fenstern

Damn, so this is the origin of Zasalamel?

Epic

God Hand is love God Hand is life

Yo, why is this channel not bigger??

Where'd my turkey dinner?! Tomerr

Yes ma'm

I hate how the hobbit says that Azog the Defiler is dead but the movie is just like “uhh, but now he’s back”

It is James Hong TOMAR

@umdadvocate

2 жыл бұрын

Hongmar

@Velonis3

2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Pingmar

I wanna see maze meister again

Erm where’s my turkey dinner

Joshua "Rat Holocaust" Tomar

This one as been naggin at me for a while, tomar says that the pig physics is a call back to minecraft, but it’s fucking hitman, tomar was wrong during his own imaginary erm actually to the audience!

43:40 I am Tomar....and Tomar....is me!!

pleays shout oney plays in the intro voice