Markiplier: "I'm a *mature* man" Also Mark Just Moments Earlier: "L-L-L-Loh-LoLa"

@vizion4ry

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragnulls Understandable, have a good day.

@unicornburgers302

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragnulls This person copy pastes this shit everywhere, just report them and move on with your day.

@singulartarget7346

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragnulls if your real comment with something other than what that says.

@dragonslayer9844

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragnulls Have you ever heard of the Dead Sea Scrolls. They were made at least 150 years before Jesus was born and predicted many many things that happened such as the piecing of his side and that none of his bones would break while he was being crucified. There were more than 30 prophecies that all happened which meant that the probability is well here's an example. (Fill Texas 2 feet deep with dollar coins. Mark one coin and mix them all up. Put on a blindfold and go throughout all the coins and pick up the marked one first try.) Oh yah and the person that proved that was a big time atheist. And the bible is used by atheist archeologist to find old things like pottery or ash from the battle of Jericho.

@McGuireMotionProductions

3 жыл бұрын

“Looks at those stick figures butts XD”

Mark: "it just exists between us" Millions of people: "ok"

@vonid5103

3 жыл бұрын

I made pewdiepie’s new disstrack coco to a clean version

@lexmcdufflepants4332

3 жыл бұрын

The greatest kept secret

@vanillaicecreamcheesefries

3 жыл бұрын

Sshhh

@joelaet5832

3 жыл бұрын

First Rule Of Hentai Club *_Don't talk about hentai club_*

@jonathanpallago7836

3 жыл бұрын

and there me

"Whatever it was replaced with." The other passengers on the plane: Who the hell is playing Legend of Zelda in the bathroom?!

@AkudesuTTV

Жыл бұрын

Extremely underrated comment

@user-ow2cs7fb5l

Жыл бұрын

@@hermitcat332 relatable

@BananaChicken21

Жыл бұрын

Kek

@bendy_bone

Жыл бұрын

sorry that was me

"Shut up you horny fairy!" Is the classic kind of quote that reminds me why I started watching Markiplier in the first place. Never change Mark.

@rahuljariwala9688

3 ай бұрын

too bad he did change

Mark: I nailed a space chick Amy probably downstairs: the fuck

@PersonTP

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think she's shook by anything at this point anymore tbh

@soothorn496

3 жыл бұрын

*DONT TELL AMY*

@man.5125

3 жыл бұрын

Shhh don’t tell amy

@the_burito3996

3 жыл бұрын

@@PersonTP lol true

@williamm6606

3 жыл бұрын

@@PersonTP hahahah🤣☠

Game: literally begins with a girl getting railed and moaning Mark: _It's not about the sex_

@dexter2392

3 жыл бұрын

It's about the POWAAAAH

@LavaCreeperPeople

3 жыл бұрын

WTF

@thenomadofnowhere5761

3 жыл бұрын

it's about power

@macaarrooon

3 жыл бұрын

he is on a quest for UNLIMITED POWER

@wickedwatertv7656

3 жыл бұрын

@@dexter2392 screams in old spice commercial

Polly: How do you entertain yourself in the shower? Mark: Becomes Darkiplier

@-blackberrybear-9692

Жыл бұрын

45:00

“My name is Labia” sent me into a giggle fit 💀💀💀

@stereokuuji

5 ай бұрын

NAME IS WHAT💀

Markiplier: I'm more mature Lady Dimitrescu: no you're not

@zanderman2648

3 жыл бұрын

It legit recommended this to when I woke up

@soulsearcher9620

3 жыл бұрын

If she tells him that he'll agree immediately.

@nawfalhaddad4798

3 жыл бұрын

Comment of the year

@ghost_6382

3 жыл бұрын

@@soulsearcher9620 he probably will

@nicasinclair7609

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS A GREAT COMMENT

markiplier: “i’ve matured since then” also markiplier: “look at the butts on those stick figures *giggles*”

@joshfritsch6854

3 жыл бұрын

i was literally just about to say this lmao

@-loarado

3 жыл бұрын

I lost in the first 30 seconds of this video

@Thoughtmage100

3 жыл бұрын

2021 has become the return of horni Mark.

@reneethegreat2044

3 жыл бұрын

Butt jokes are simple but never cease to please.

@spoopyscaryskelebones3846

3 жыл бұрын

How can you not giggle at their stick butts lol

lola just trying to get a cup of coffee: mark, being a chaotic "mature" man: LOOOLLAAA OH LOOOLLLAAAA

I genuinely thought that was Lola's normal moaning sound and I fucking died the second I heard it -

Mark: “I NAILED A SPACE CHICK!” Amy in the other room: 0_0

@Boog868

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao. I wonder what Amy thinks when he makes these kind of videos

@ConnerV

3 жыл бұрын

*(Angry Amy noises)*

@paladinboyd1228

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t tell Amy.

@larencurry5230

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, Amy is a space chick

@thecraftygoddess1025

3 жыл бұрын

@@larencurry5230 Came here to say this. Thank you! :)

Markiplier: "This isn't a sex thing, it's all about power..." A DLC later that adds Lady Dimitrescu to the list of girls. Markiplier: "POWER"

@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185

3 жыл бұрын

To quote Mark: *"I have ALL the POWER!"*

@michaelzhang9806

3 жыл бұрын

“WHOOOOO YEAH BABYYYY, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WHOOOOOO” -moist man

@db5094

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelzhang9806 homeless man

@paragonquille7292

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god please tell me that is an actual thing mark's vid on it would be amazing

@gmk9321

3 жыл бұрын

Oh Lord why did youtube send me this? Take my comment and I'll just forget this exists

ngl the dialogue in this game is fucking hilarious

mark, an empath: I'm detecting a connection between Abia and Lola 😌

Mark played this without pants on. Cause he’s more mature now.

@jackkrispy8183

3 жыл бұрын

your username is what i thought reading this comment

@SeraphimToes

3 жыл бұрын

thanks jesus

@ertywert4317

3 жыл бұрын

*wade entered the chat*

@thor-godofthunder4398

3 жыл бұрын

Can we get that added to the Gospel??

@jpjaye

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

Mark: this isn't a sex thing. The game: **Distant moaning**

@letterh9900

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragnulls no?

@AL-lh2ht

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragnulls pretty sure it’s a bot

@SymbioteRex

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragnulls why? I’m honestly confused as to why you chose to write this out. And with all the emojis, it makes you look immature.

@kuulest

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragnulls how about’cha shut up

@AvectusExolir101

3 жыл бұрын

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

Mark: ”we’re MATURE, we’ve GROWN” Mark: *sees lola; drools* Also Mark: 46:50 - 46:60

@isaiahmoore41

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao I was thinking the same exact thing fucking hell XD

@Frebbyfarbar

5 ай бұрын

Man Fym 46:60

Mark: Ive matured Also mark: look at the butts on those stick figures

Mark: This will probably not be recommended to anyone. This was literally the first thing that popped up at my recommendations

@DancerGirl9700

3 жыл бұрын

me too, what does that say about us? lol

@Kajavan

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@oilboi710

3 жыл бұрын

KZread knows to much....

@wowzus366

3 жыл бұрын

LoL omg yes

@fusion6879

3 жыл бұрын

same

Mark: "This just exists between us" Everyone: *"Don't tell Amy!"*

@wondering9557

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@PSVitaat2am

3 жыл бұрын

He never saw it coming

@isaiahcurl8185

3 жыл бұрын

Amy probably already knows lol

@alaniscruz7698

3 жыл бұрын

Unus annus reference I see 👀

@virgilcosplayer4983

3 жыл бұрын

i would pay to have amy to walk in

Its hilarious that Lixian has to avert his eyes from the "naughties", but now has a child.

Is nobody gonna talk about how spot-on and smooth the voice acting is in these games?

"I've matured" sooo are we gonna forget about the Lady Dimitrescu vid now

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004

3 жыл бұрын

He's matured. He's no longer a closeted awkward masochist. He's a loud closeted masochist with a massive giantess fetish and a number of rather homoerotic feats witnessed by hundreds of thousands then cast into the void.

@Syorbic

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004 never forget the pepper spray and tasing that happened

@technoraver99

3 жыл бұрын

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials.. + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) or cased UV air purifiers? + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)

@alexbudpink

3 жыл бұрын

He's so mature. Immediately starts thirsting over Lola again less than 90 seconds into the video 🤣🤣

@tech-on_cappuccino4797

3 жыл бұрын

* coughing * yeah

Mark: "I've matured since then" Also Mark: *Simps over a tall vampire lady for 6 minutes straight*

@theranger7924

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@deviantworld1507

3 жыл бұрын

Some might say that that is the peak of maturity

@ryancochling4806

3 жыл бұрын

Did you hear the “how tall is she” in the begging?

@WineRedEchos

3 жыл бұрын

look if you're alive you simp for the tall vampire lady. that's just the rules.

@skybot7091

3 жыл бұрын

aint simp if enough people favour it

KZread actively hid this when i was searching for the playlist lol

44:25 Mark's monologue is the best thing I've ever heard and it only got better when he ended it with "then I use soap" 👁️👄👁️

markiplier: "I matured since then" also markiplier: " *Planet-sized Tattas!* "

@theoddestgwen1879

3 жыл бұрын

*im gonna start calling them chugs Planet sized tattas for now on-*

@socklover8153

3 жыл бұрын

“It’s sucked and not sucked all at once” ...so mature

@schoollunchtableondeck

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine having a sad bart

Mark: “We’ve all matured” Also Mark: “Look at the butts on those stick figures”

@PSVitaat2am

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!!!

@murderman9307

3 жыл бұрын

I was just about to say that

so apparently Polly is the first huniepop girl to be canonically trans (mtf), but this was such a problem for the anime porn game players that the devs had to add a slider. this is referenced when you first meet Polly, and the Hunie Detector doesn’t pick up on her at first but does after a second, which means one of two things 1) The Hunie Detector is a trans ally and bases its targets off of preferred gender 2) the Hunie Detector bases it’s targets off of the customer’s (read: the player’s) attraction

Markiplier:”there’s no chance this is going to be recommended” Me 3 years later: oh should I go or …

“It’s not about the sex, it’s about the power” says the guy that ogles a 9ft vampire lady

@AngelOfTheTomb

3 жыл бұрын

well yes, she is powerful

@mynameisasecret5320

3 жыл бұрын

That's about power in... A different way

@SecondOmegaReich

3 жыл бұрын

Idk bout that

@thatlazyguy588

3 жыл бұрын

Everything in the world is about sex. Except sex, sex is about power

@mynameisasecret5320

3 жыл бұрын

She is actually only 8ft tall so it's ok to ogle. With enough boxes you could be taller

Mark: "This is going to be taken down by KZread" KZread: *Proceeds to put the video on number 1 trending for gaming*

@potatoasiangirl

3 жыл бұрын

Wait FOR REAL??

@bobo5325

3 жыл бұрын

DONT QUESTION THE ALGORITHM

@PresidentNUT

3 жыл бұрын

It was recommended for me, so fucking stupid

@karanaputranugraha8ih347

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@VenganceAngel19

3 жыл бұрын

not anymore, got replaced real quick with the nintendo conference and they shadowbanned it from #2

Mark trying to explain the Nymphojinn to Lola is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in this video XD.

1:30 it's kinda strange to see the old Marks style of comedy with lixians more new editing

Mark should play this with an eye tracker to really demonstrate just how much he has matured

@marisaj6577

3 жыл бұрын

blow this one up

@krispyboi9162

3 жыл бұрын

Underf*cking rated. Jesus Christ. Someone please!!!! Blow this comment up pls!!!

@samqueen17

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@annawesometheflameingpikac3688

3 жыл бұрын

That would be great!

@soulfuze

3 жыл бұрын

Yessss

Mark is giving off the most delightful himbo energy in this and I’m cackling

@tommygunner176

3 жыл бұрын

"They call me the tripod"

@camerakitty8167

3 жыл бұрын

doesn't he always?

@tj1185

3 жыл бұрын

@@camerakitty8167 Mark is a force beyond humanity.

Why is this my comfort playlist 😭😭😭I’ve watched this series like 10 times

@dirtymindera

Жыл бұрын

BRO SAME LOL

@nizu7545

Жыл бұрын

SAME LMAO

@dracuIascoffin

6 ай бұрын

same😭😭

who else rewatching this series bc he released the mega episode on nov. 1st mark "I've matured since then" also mark: "Lola ...... Lola ...... Lola ....... LOLA!!!!!!"

@tacotuesday4798

2 жыл бұрын

I am and not regretting a thing

Don’t tell Amy: The Reckoning

@lydiaisstillstrange

3 жыл бұрын

@Crash Bandicunt uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@ssenjii

3 жыл бұрын

​@@lydiaisstillstrange *uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

@lydiaisstillstrange

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssenjii *uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

@zedbags

3 жыл бұрын

@@lydiaisstillstrange *UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

@lebed3262

3 жыл бұрын

@Crash Bandicunt if everyone is just gonna say uhhhhh, imma finish the sentance. Ahem WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK DID YOU SAY ON THIS UNFORGIVING EARTH.

"Weve all matured since then." No we havent, Mark. No we havent.

@shawnsuckstm3353

3 жыл бұрын

if anything we've gotten worse

@thepanman674

3 жыл бұрын

@@shawnsuckstm3353 i can second this

@russellcastellanos8659

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s why we clicked

@livtube6145

3 жыл бұрын

Can FUCKING confirm this damn shit!

@landynlooker4539

3 жыл бұрын

The first game got me into this type of world and now the second one shall rekindle it.

Man, the humor of both 1st hunniepop Mark and 2nd Hunniepop Mark are different and yet both are increqdibly hilarious😂😂😂

LMAO ZOEY IS HOVERING IN THE TITLE SCREEN BECAUSE SHE HATES WATER OMFG 😭😭😭

Mark: **sees Lola again** Amy just minding her own business: *"why do I hear boss music?"*

@jamiebordeau3068

3 жыл бұрын

Are Mark and Amy still together?? I feel like their recent instagram posts made it seem like they weren't

@joshuarubenstein2298

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamiebordeau3068 they are

@PolyBiBadger

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamiebordeau3068 they are, they’re probably just keeping things private

@tomkrauss1288

3 жыл бұрын

@@PolyBiBadger i cant respect that

@christine-kz2qh

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomkrauss1288 you CANT respect that?

“It’s not a sex thing it’s a power thing” Sound familiar *Lady Dimitrescu*

@snailmucus3921

3 жыл бұрын

isn’t that quote in “meghan is missing” ....?

@Baron-sv4cn

3 жыл бұрын

@@snailmucus3921 not a clue lol I don't remember much from that game

@Jessieundetected91

3 жыл бұрын

Smh why did u bring re8 into this lady dimitrescu is 9.6 ft tall how you gonna get horny over that

@bongeees

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jessieundetected91 Then the internet be sayin stuff like "Death by Snu Snu" to that. lol Then again I may be part of that. [teasip]

@blah703

3 жыл бұрын

This is unrelated but I love your profile pic

20:22 😂 I'm surprised nobody is talking about Lixian's genius edit in of the panties here.

Him : "this wont be recommended" It : appears on my fyp

"It's not about sex, it's about power." Where have we heard that before? **Unus Annus chants off in the distance**

@pottedplant37_

3 жыл бұрын

What? Jk just tryna keep it canon

@royaleroque7716

3 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori

@winteranimosus2598

3 жыл бұрын

NO ! He's just devalued his entire argument about Lady Dimitrescu with this sentence!

@pottedplant37_

3 жыл бұрын

@@winteranimosus2598 well shoot

@heidiwren7713

3 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori

Mark"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Also Mark "Lola, i remember lola"

mark: *moves tokens more than one space* "since when?" me: *out loud* "since the first game"

mark: "oh, jesus, how tall are they?" oh boi here we go again

@vonid5103

3 жыл бұрын

I made pewdiepie’s new disstrack coco to a clean version

@polasamierwahsh421

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@passionsweird.1906

3 жыл бұрын

Ah shit, here we go again.

@ouchonon8487

3 жыл бұрын

@Shane Honeycutt YES HE DO GOOD SNU SNU 😂

game: it’s pronounced “honey” mark: ✨hoonie✨

@banditcat9957

3 жыл бұрын

The world: Room Mark: Rum

@abbistuart693

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone else: Tutorial Mark: Teturial

@Nsodnoajdjksl

3 жыл бұрын

Surgeon

@chancewill6910

3 жыл бұрын

You can't tell me it's not hoonie

@galaxy_mew

Жыл бұрын

Honestly when I talk about this game I pronounce it the way mark does in a way to attempt to be discreet

The way he just started ranting on about crying in the shower for like 30 seconds and then he's just like, "and then I use soap" is one of the few things that made me actually laugh out loud instead of just exhaling air from my nose. 🤣

Lola: *appears Mark: *Neuron activation*

Mark: "I'm a mature man." Also Mark: "They have PLANET SIZED TATAS."

@pouliotlouis-felix9189

3 жыл бұрын

Do you think you live up to your words “MurderMan”?

Mark: “There is no chance in hell this will get monetized or recommended” KZread: *does both*

@haydenjlinn

3 жыл бұрын

Plus number one on trending

@glexpie8100

3 жыл бұрын

@@haydenjlinn ha😄😄😄

@sk3tch_art1st35

3 жыл бұрын

@@haydenjlinn That is really concerning that this is #1 on gaming

@Johnsen290Games

3 жыл бұрын

@@sk3tch_art1st35 lol

@Sacknut15

3 жыл бұрын

Was gonna say the same thing

Fun fact- When I first watched this I was sicker than a dog and all I remembered was shouting, moaning, and colors, so that fever dream ending makes me laugh, I'd sleep all day and try to watch this but get way too much of a headache and pass out lol

Abia is down ASTRONOMICALLY 😭😭

“Evil space hookers” “Semen demons” Those names are perfect

@angeloloporto4318

3 жыл бұрын

Yep agreed

@deadmanrang

3 жыл бұрын

Oof, pfp of 2019 Mini Ladd

@ultraxe2009

3 жыл бұрын

Semons? Wait...

@rainfire9258

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadmanrang give it a rest.

@mrscheese2968

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer number 2

i can confirm youtube tried their hardest to hide this from me but through will and determination and about 2 years i got here finally

43:28 the Teletubby joke was so underrated I couldn't stop laughing

I feel like this is the ultimate "dont tell amy" video

@banana_puma8319

3 жыл бұрын

Nahhh she's in on it

@rayaan9461

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey you copied someones comment

@beantamago844

3 жыл бұрын

Lol its #1 on trending

@cyancestor2901

3 жыл бұрын

Don't tell her show her instead

@wubblebubbleball5433

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayaan9461 ....you must be new or something. “Don’t tell Amy” is a joke that’s been ongoing since unus annus so millions of people use it now

Mark: "KZread isn't going to recommend this it's just between us" Meanwhile: *Number 1 trending in gaming*

@delta390gt

3 жыл бұрын

I love how its monetized as well lmao

@loganstewart3369

3 жыл бұрын

Wait your kidding right?

@zeannzaaa5933

3 жыл бұрын

what!?

Markiplier: “We have all matured” Also Markiplier seeing Lola again: **awooga awooga**

I have no Idea why but this is my comfort series, whenever I feel really down and just bad I watch this series and it brightens my mood

The fact that Lixian covered the moans with Links attack noises is what makes this even better.

@BioCraftHero

3 жыл бұрын

They’re all Link mains playing “smash” together

@perry8369

3 жыл бұрын

It's even better than he first series, honestly. And when it started before Mark said to cover it up I was like "Why the hell does this girl moan like Link??"

@The_Alpha_and_the_Omega0

3 жыл бұрын

Wait can someone put an time stamp for that?

@sephirian688

3 жыл бұрын

@@The_Alpha_and_the_Omega0 25:05 if you still need the stamp

@The_Alpha_and_the_Omega0

3 жыл бұрын

@@sephirian688 much obliged

I remember watching the first hunipop and being like “oh god my parents are going to kill me if they knew I watched this.” Ah the memories. If the cena censor gets brought back I am going to die happy.

@stonesausage3406

3 жыл бұрын

Big facts.

@wearethetruth4164

3 жыл бұрын

Those were the days

@DannDorito

3 жыл бұрын

My parents are gonna kill me

@mr.monchie6231

3 жыл бұрын

You can’t see me

@nonediblecandy1931

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

"wont show up in recommend" bold of you to say so as it just showed up in mine

13:54 He's lost his mind. ☠

Mark: "we all agree we are all mature and put it past us" Also Mark: "L-O-L-A"

@timfangrad5173

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! But in all seriousness, we all knew that statement was fraudulent from the start

@BlueBarryV1

3 жыл бұрын

@@timfangrad5173 only reason is Lola so it's excusable

@timfangrad5173

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlueBarryV1 Fair

@timfangrad5173

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlueBarryV1 Although I preferred Tiffany in the OG game personally. My favorite in V2 is Lillian. Do with that information what you will, just know I am not ashamed if you disagree!

Markiplier: I've matured. I'm more mature. Also Markiplier: l o l a . l o o o o l a .

@madisonschopf5174

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@gray6079

3 жыл бұрын

Lo-lo-lo-lo-looooolaa-

@henryhess5612

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoooooooooooooo

"And then I use soap" may just be my favorite line delivery from Mark.

25:17 LMAAAOOO I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY HER MAKING THAT NOISE

"I'm a different person" *Remembers the Lady Dimitrescu rant/simping.*

@Cmodel-1000

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god I forgot

@AngelWingsYT

3 жыл бұрын

marks fans: suuuuure you are buddy

@michaelzhang9806

3 жыл бұрын

No no you don’t understand, he said it wasn’t just for the big titty mommy

@rattlesnake9330

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh. That was the first thing I thought of when I watched this🤣. I was gonna comment this but someone beat me to it🤣

"I nailed a space chick!" *nervously glances at door hoping Amy doesn't come in.*

@Kibbuster

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@annier9742

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kibbuster 8:21

@kokoskygamer9931

3 жыл бұрын

I can practically guarantee that Amy sees worse crap on a daily basis

The fairy is literally the first hormone monster

@felixmalcherek2919

2 жыл бұрын

DUUUUUUDEEEE, IMAGINE THEM MEETING! That would be f'ing hysterical!!

As an asexual, I enjoy this.

@sloanewalker42

Жыл бұрын

Me too (on both parts)

@cyrusharmon2597

Жыл бұрын

SAME

@Elliot0103

Жыл бұрын

Same for me to fellow Ace

@drownedmouse404

Жыл бұрын

Same, it’s just silly fun to see ⬛️⬜️🟪

@anxieteaplushbee

11 ай бұрын

I was just about to make this comment, but it appears you beat me to it XD

I really want Amy to walk in while hes being weird about the girls and scare him

@matthewwilliams8267

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Amy is actually playing the "other" version

@sportshighlights8831

3 жыл бұрын

Dislike my new vid

@ericdrudge3760

3 жыл бұрын

So badly

@thatartchick2588

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@argentnerd6202

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no AMY..... uh uh please it’s not sexual it umm..... ITS ABOUT POWER

3 years later and were still able to come back to this vodeo.

"What do you do in the shower?" Mark: Starts spittin hard philosophy

"Don't tell Amy." Is what we would think. But she probably told Mark about this game.

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004

3 жыл бұрын

I can't source it, but I seem to remember her saying that Mark's huniepop videos were actually the first she saw of his work.

@Vivian_Wong

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004 imagine matching with him on tinder, and then googling him cause he says like “oh I’m a KZread” and then seeing that 😂

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vivian_Wong I'd still hit it. Mark is a beautiful man.

Mark: “This never happened” KZread: Number 1 trending for gaming

@literalgoofyah

3 жыл бұрын

Christ, I just looked and died of laughter

@bird4770

3 жыл бұрын

I think the "just between us" thing is kinda out of the window

@christopheranimationstudio8191

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, I clicked off the video and your gaining like a like a second.

@itzmothy5ive768

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly it is trending number 7 now but well at least it’s in trending board

@SleekHeroo

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my fucking god it still is trending on gaming!! Oh those poor children and adults

3 years later and these videos are practically impossible to find unless you have a direct link.

Mark: I've matured since then Mark: *Notices stick figures* Lookit them butts on those stick figures-

Mark: "Its been awhile, Im a changed man." Me: You literally made a 6 minute video simping to Resident evil 8 tall lady like 2 weeks ago....

@KamiRoxy

3 жыл бұрын

@TwinSpeedYT bruh, he said it wasn’t a sexual thing! Listen!

@saturnwhale

3 жыл бұрын

And then followed that with an hour long stream to defend himself

@TwinSpeedYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@KamiRoxy Dang your right *wink* *wink* totally *wink* *wonk* not a sexual thing.

@vantus727

3 жыл бұрын

@@TwinSpeedYT Nope not sexual at all! *Wink*

@kn-ru9zg

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, and in 12:44 he's simping so hard that he is speechless lmao

Markiplier-"No way in Hell this is getting monetized!" Gets monetized

@just_a_turtle_chad

3 жыл бұрын

It might not have gotten monetized but at least it got Turtle Approved

@TheDoctorFromArknights

3 жыл бұрын

at least it isn't Redo of a Healer

"What do you do to entertain yourself in the shower?" *Describes an anxiety attack in perfect detail* "And then I use soap." Me: EXACTLY

38:32 my reaction to this was literaly just gooooolff

“I’m more mature now.” *one minute later* “Look at the butts on those stick figures.”

@spoopyscaryskelebones3846

3 жыл бұрын

They have funny butts you can’t ignore that!

@dairyfreefossoil8270

3 жыл бұрын

just don't tell amy

@snasdance9092

3 жыл бұрын

H m m m

KZread: “Be family friendly” Markiplier: “How about I play a porn game?”

@seventhslayer6935

3 жыл бұрын

What could be more family friendly than that?

@vystorm

3 жыл бұрын

@@seventhslayer6935 Sex is extremely pro family!

@everythingisfine8635

3 жыл бұрын

@@vystorm as we say in Alabama fun for the whole family!

@mimo3736

3 жыл бұрын

That's why I love markiplier

@Franz0818

3 жыл бұрын

KZread: I’ll allow it

havent watched this channel in a while, but i just gotta say, the editing on the webcam location is SMOOTH. it's so nice how it moves around to wherever the best spot is to not cover any information. it's really natural :D you dont see that kind of attention to detail much in letsplay stuff

4:46 yes... Yes.. most definitely

Mark: "Don't look at the boobs" Lixian: *stares intently at the boobs*

@johnwendel702

3 жыл бұрын

He has to, he must remain ever vigilant and alert to the presence of bewbs in order to censor them!

@primus0348

3 жыл бұрын

No one can resist

This game is one big “Don’t tell Amy”

@isabelrose3161

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact marks hunie pop 1 videos were the first videos Amy watched of marks 😂

@OneFinalAutumn

3 жыл бұрын

@@isabelrose3161 how romantic

@KiX-K4T13

3 жыл бұрын

Nah she knows. Mark jokes around, but in a serious setting, such as one's private life, these things do get talked about. Amy isn't so weak that she'd break apart because Mark was playing an 18+ dating sim. And I don't know anything about them really. But I've been in a few relationships and tend to lean towards a high level of maturity. Only kids go around hiding shit. (and sad adults, I suppose)

@treblebat

3 жыл бұрын

Nah amy has beat this game on hardmode. Banged all the hunnies. That's our queen for you.

@wubblebubbleball5433

3 жыл бұрын

@@KiX-K4T13 I think they were joking😅we’re all pretty sure she knows whatever he does. I wouldn’t be surprised if she suggested some things herself

marks commentary in this series is my favorite . "HOW DO YOU THINK RAIN IS MADE ?" "LET US KNOW EACH OTHER ."

its hard to be family friendly in a p*rn - markpiler

_"This isn't a sex thing, it's about power!"_ that's not what you said in the last game..

@DemBigOlEyes

3 жыл бұрын

Goes to show how much he's grown, sort of.

@mabe4322

3 жыл бұрын

Saying it's about sex is not weird. Saying it's about power is not just weird...it's almost concerning.

@Tethshen

3 жыл бұрын

Mark is just built different

@fred1652

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragnulls is this a copypasta?

@mabe4322

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragnulls I mean...you're right. Nothing in this comment is...trying to change that lmao

Lixian covered the moaning with Link’s sound effects I’m dead

@russellcastellanos8659

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer the text to speech from the first game

@denniskarl5252

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@mr3rdpartyyt

3 жыл бұрын

@@denniskarl5252 Starts right around 25:10

@Nsodnoajdjksl

3 жыл бұрын

@@russellcastellanos8659 or maybe, non-edited video of huniepop

@Nsodnoajdjksl

3 жыл бұрын

Lixian made a terrible mistake

@18:20 - since the beginning actually ... I didn't find that out myself until I was halfway through the first one. You can grab any token, move it to any spot in the same column or row, as long as it results in a match when you drop it, even if the one you are moving isn't part of the match. This is how you can set up some very tricky matches, when the others in the row/column shift around. You can use this to move tokens to where you need them for later. If the token you need moved for the match only has to move one spot ... then the token in the spot you are moving it to can be moved wherever for later use. Pro tip. For example - in the previous move, you instead could have grabbed the red token below the green one you moved, slid it up to the top, moving the green into position for a match, moving the bell closer to a match of its own, and moving the pink heart down to same row as the other two and opening a possible 4-match if a heart shows up in the missing column.