Mark describing how the guy just pretended he didn’t have balls is hilarious

@captainrex9646

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

‎E‎

@GeezSus

Жыл бұрын

Markiplier Lore?

@DJLAWOLF

Жыл бұрын

​​@Logan floor ⸜⁄ you only have eighty subscribers keep dreaming

@iimyxsmin

Жыл бұрын

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.4 ok i wont

Having had a "massage" at a Korean bath house before, this is exactly the same experience I had. It's like all those dudes who do the scrubbing learned the same technique of testicular assault

@Cheesepuff8

Жыл бұрын

Why is it a thing? Why is it like that? Why do people voluntarily go?

@topgeorge6908

Жыл бұрын

@@Cheesepuff8 asians are just weird like that

@Kqinzel

Жыл бұрын

@@topgeorge6908 Dont kink shame

@mnm8065

Жыл бұрын

@@Cheesepuff8 The scrubbing is most likely to get the dead skin off, like how after you shower, your kinda damp and you'll find if you rub the damp areas dead skin would collect and ball up. The scrubbing does the same thing but like... painful. Don't know if it actually helps but I think the logic comes from there

@AbriLuu

Жыл бұрын

@@mnm8065 imagine if this was the reason Korean men look so damn good well up to their golden years. Just testicular torture is the only way to keep your youth 😂

I love how his cousin did the 'massage' gesture with grabby hands when he should have made a sanding down a plank of wood hand gesture. He knew what he was setting Mark up for, he knew!!

@annacarozza9812

Жыл бұрын

Do you know that the animators for this weren't there when that happened and they just had the cousin make the gesture for the animation's sake, right?

@chynaanderson494

Жыл бұрын

@@annacarozza9812 It's a joke, mate

@colinz226

Жыл бұрын

@@annacarozza9812porque no los dos?

@eclectictrash

11 ай бұрын

No doubt 😂😂

@titheproven954

2 ай бұрын

@@annacarozza9812 Also cousins exists for the soul reason of screwing with each other. His cousin knew, ooooooh he knew. The animator might as well have been there.

3:03 Bruh, the face and Bob’s distant laughter get me every single time

@DemonlordDino

9 ай бұрын

Agreed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sandman6045

Ай бұрын

Man I laughed so hard that I ended up with a stomach ache 🤣

The scrubber guy was a man of sheer focus. He finished his job in the most badass way by lighting a cigarette.

@kankeydong2500

Жыл бұрын

A smoke after a hard battle always tastes better.

@Ottomancat5256

Жыл бұрын

Terminator Wins Fatality

@sorasong9708

Жыл бұрын

Maybe someday he'll help Mark learn to be comfortable with his sexuality like a real man.

@of1564

Жыл бұрын

There are few battles I can think of related to cigarettes. And I'm pretty sure Marki's friends had the idea I'm thinking about.

@MrNOBODY02

Жыл бұрын

@@of1564 ok tell me some

Really like how well this is animated, shows how much Mark values quality

@sebschulordkroko1011

Жыл бұрын

@dontreadmyprofilepicture2274 then why you say this? Maybe because it's a Rickroll?

@jeanbuck7643

Жыл бұрын

Mark and the people he works with have always been quality over quantity kinds of people and it's awesome

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

‎E‎

@williamfalls

Жыл бұрын

"I really want you to show the pain of my balls." -Mark to the animators, despite knowing it has to be censored

@BlackMoonHowls

Жыл бұрын

@@jeanbuck7643 Have you SEEN Mark's Hollywood-like Productions? From his early "Who Killed Markiplier" to his "Mother Loving Warfstache" and his Darkiplier as well as Markiplier in Space. Jacksepticeye is no exception either, even he prefers Quality over Quantity.

I have a VERY similar experience with my first full body massage, and I think "thorough" is the best way to describe it. Very professional, but WOW. They got EVERY nook and cranny. Not a fan, but I appreciate their hard work and I tipped them well. I still haven't gone back. She asked "soft or rough" and I said "rough please" because my shoulders were shot to hell. IT HURT SO MUCH WHEN SHE WAS DIGGING INTO IT. I said "Owow owow! That hurts a bit." And she only said "It's no good." Later I realized my shoulder pain was GONE, I didn't feel relaxed, but she basically crushed my shoulder pain into submission. Truly impressive work.

@ft_lesserchungus1192

6 ай бұрын

badass

@jajajasputin8927

4 ай бұрын

That's professional's work

@thekoifishcoyote8762

Ай бұрын

Adrenaline can do that

2:58 Bob's laugh in the background makes this part just even better😂

As someone who used to live in Korea and has visited many bath houses, I can confirm the "massage" experience. I, too, did not know any better the first time around. I thought the lady scrubbing me was literally trying to flay me. NEVER AGAIN!!!

@fatimapavon7787

Жыл бұрын

❤

@alexisw820

Жыл бұрын

Same! But I kinda knew what I was getting into bc I got an exfoliating & collagen treatment. They’re rough 🥲 but I felt smooth after

@Jackie777

Жыл бұрын

Okay, but did it work? Is it just something that people recommend to have laugh at you, or did you actually feel better afterwards? (Also, I don't mean "feeling better" as in "anything's better than this")

@Verillz

Жыл бұрын

@@Jackie777 these kind of "massage" are for to rub/clean off the dirt(the dark/white thing that comes off your skin aka dead skin cells) on your skin so its more smooth, they have these in bath houses in most asian countries

@ninja_dude

Жыл бұрын

@@Verillz it’s an ass whooping

"I wonder why the Korean birthrate is so low." Korea: 3:39

Literally did this not even 30 min ago… my god the accuracy in which mark described everything especially the ball part, I have never felt more pain in that area. Other than that tho the pain felt good idk what Mark’s talking about 💀

@ansrfururactions

6 ай бұрын

Looks like you and mark share some interests.

@0_dearghealach_083

7 күн бұрын

"The pain felt good." Okay, Pinhead.

2:02 “This guy went at me like he hated me,” made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂

@sonicrider321

Жыл бұрын

That was just me for a good 10 minutes straight, rewinding it back 5 seconds every time it got me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@warwolf7113

Жыл бұрын

"Everything about me. Everything that I stood for" 😂😂😂

@pokethunder1589

5 ай бұрын

Same

@athenapromachos3027

3 ай бұрын

lmao yep

Didn't expect this story to get animated but I was pleasantly surprised

@spacecoffee5878

Жыл бұрын

My farts are better than- hey wait a minute

@iimyxsmin

Жыл бұрын

@@spacecoffee5878 LMAO

@abigwhale1043

Жыл бұрын

You better hope it's only an animated version 💀

@I_quit_trolling_now

Жыл бұрын

I’M BETTER THAN MARKIPLIER

@_JustSyd_

Жыл бұрын

@@abigwhale1043 wait what do you mean?😭

Given how much of a not-masochist Mark is, you know he loved every second of that.

@0_dearghealach_083

7 ай бұрын

I’m positive it’s not a fetish he has, more of a strength test. A sort of “Am I strong enough to endure XYZ?” I’m certain he’s not a Cenobite from Hellraiser.

3:21 this scene is soo much funnier all because of the music

Upon listening to this, I remembered when I went to a Korean bathhouse and done the same thing. The ajumma was just as thorough and just as aggressive as Mark described in his experience 😂 I walked out to my boyfriend saying that I feel like I’m a few shades lighter 😂😂

@sheerbeauty

Жыл бұрын

So it's the "Exfoliating" massage!

@TKrystine

Жыл бұрын

@@Nighterlevfew shades they said, as in skin tone, lol.

@Ysalomet

Жыл бұрын

Do women go through the same thing, I wonder?

@TKrystine

Жыл бұрын

@@Nighterlev well you didn’t even quote it right. They said “I walked out to my boyfriend saying that I feel like I’m a few shades lighter.” Maybe try quoting it right before saying I’m wrong- and yes you do feel like you’re lighter. That’s like saying “I feel like I’m a few shades darker” if you think you got a tan, or “a few shades lighter” if you think you lost your tan. I’m sure they didn’t mean a physical feeling- also when you had dead skin cells, your skin appears darker, so if you clear of those skin cells, your skin will appear lighter in color, and they were possibly exaggerating it because of how thorough the scrubbing was. It could also be referring to the skin color being reddish due to scrubbing.

@TheBubbleBubblePop

Жыл бұрын

@@Ysalomet yes, we do

These animations are always so fun to watch I love when Markiplier uploads these

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

‎E

@LioTheStormtracer

Жыл бұрын

agree (not to the bots btw)

@AchrafsAnimations

Жыл бұрын

@@ohnocringedetector940 3 bots on 1 comment? impressive!

@TotallyNotAmbra

Жыл бұрын

​@@AchrafsAnimations fr

@BlackMoonHowls

Жыл бұрын

@Calvin Lee Vail Cringe.

THE SOUND EFFECT AT 2:39 HAS ME ACTUALLY CRYING

Imagine being the guy who tried to kill Markiplier's balls.

At this point, I want Markiplier to hire an animation team because oh my god, this is the most hilarious thing ever. I NEED A CONSTANT STREAM OF ANIMATED DISTRACTIBLE STORIES PLS

@jovanaaaaa

Жыл бұрын

True! Would love the entire episodes to be animated. So damn good

@iguessihaveinsomnia4594

Жыл бұрын

I think he did hire an animation team this was animated by tooncee and haricz they are amazing animators couple. I checked they're youtube account and they didn't post this on their youtube account so i think its safe to assume mark hire them animate destractible. Check their youtube account they're amazing!

@Seen420

Жыл бұрын

Markiplier slowly becoming a story time animation channel 😂

As a Korean I can confirm this is a real thing they do in some saunas. They do a good job removing lots of dead skins on your body but mark is right that it burns and it hurts a bit but once your done and you go in the hot tub it feels so satisfying. It may be uncomfortable at first but it’s not a bad thing to do every now and then to remove dead skins.

@nahimgudfam

Жыл бұрын

yes

@halatiny6537

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think you need to scrub that hard to remove skill cells cuz they fall off on their own💀

@orange8175

Жыл бұрын

that be removing live skin

@scarabdust

Жыл бұрын

@@halatiny6537 Nah, your body is always covered in a layer of dead skin. Exfoliating is good for you because it gets rid of dead cells faster. Especially for people like me with oily skin and body acne.

@SavagePassion666

Жыл бұрын

I think i'd prefer to be stinky but retain my flesh.

I was listening to this story while bussing tables at work, and I can't tell you how difficult it was to keep from laughing my ass off

@trathanstargazer6421

Жыл бұрын

You deserve better then a couple of bots. So here, have a comment, and yeah I imagine it was hard!

@BlackMoonHowls

Жыл бұрын

Where's my order of Wantons? lol jk.

@I_quit_trolling_now

Жыл бұрын

I’M BETTER THAN MARKIPLIER

@mr.cathacker

Жыл бұрын

yes, some people look at you like you are about to murder theyre dog and feed it to theyre children if you start shitting youself laughing in most scenes

@Angeldustfrfr

Жыл бұрын

I know I am at home but my family is in the room next to me so I can't laugh

also korean here and mark going through the biggest culture shock of korean bath houses is so funny even though he's half korean 😭😭 never even considered how much more painful it would be for a man to do this massage omg 💀💀

But...Did Mark want kids?

@Demonslayer_1313

24 күн бұрын

Hopefully not💀💀

Can we all agree that bob’s laugh makes it 10x funnier than it already is? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dablazingbryan5559

Жыл бұрын

I was already laughing, while hearing Bob losing it, I laugh maybe 5x harder.

@Alex-se7wy

Жыл бұрын

No, I didn't like it 😶

@Gentruel

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Lil_Yuri

Жыл бұрын

Bob has a really infectious laugh

@noiiiiivad

Жыл бұрын

I was laughing 30 seconds into the video, bobs laugh almost made me drop my phone in the toilet

Probably my favorite distractable animation ever. Amazing job by the artists.

@lorielekhay823

Жыл бұрын

the name of the artist is named tooncee they're on yt

1:29, marvelous

3:02 That laugh from the distance

listen. ok. solely from an animation perspective, the water sploosh at 1:48 is goddamn masterful. Haricz holy shit master of water physics

@katium9176

Жыл бұрын

Water benders as animators be like--

Massage guy knew it was Mark. Wherever he may be now he has the bragging rights of saying he destroyed Mark's little Mark, lol. My sides are in pain, this is amazing.

@subean1930

Жыл бұрын

I mean, it is Korea, so he probably doesn't know

@DerMBen

Жыл бұрын

He knew Mark wants to "see how much his body can handle"

@TinaGloria2012

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it was a super hilarious story when I heard it on distractible

@jamesthebluecat1263

Жыл бұрын

Hilarious painful for me. When he got to the bells part MY bells flinched and reacted like they were in pain. DEAR GOD!

@forf3512

Жыл бұрын

"cant believe i get early access to marks little marks"

I would give anything to have friends like Mark think of all those hilarious stories that we don't get to hear

I've been debating with myself for a couple of days whether or not I should write this, but here goes. My dad died recently due to cancer, and I was certain that I would never laugh or smile again (I know, it's a common feeling when someone close to you dies). It has really taken a toll on me, and everytime I even smiled I was striken with guilt, even when he was still alive, because I didn't want to be happy, when I knew he was in pain. The day before the funeral I was having a hard time convincing myself to go to bed, because I didn't want to. I wasn't ready to say the final goodbye to my dad. Then I went thorugh my notifications on KZread, and came across this video. And I laughed. I laughed so hard, that I started crying. I continued to laugh, and rewatched it over and over and over again. And I didn't feel guilty, because it occured to me that my dad would be pissed if he saw me wallowing in selfpity. And it felt like the world kinda made sense again, and it is okay to be sad, but also to laugh your ass off. I went to bed, and slept the entire night. So thank you for making me laugh, when I needed it the most.

@0_dearghealach_083

7 күн бұрын

I hope you're doing okay. Please take care of yourself.

@Swaggerly

3 күн бұрын

@@0_dearghealach_083 I am somewhat okay, thanks. I live by the mantra "It turns mahogany in due time"; everything will eventually get better 👌

This perfectly describes the 'massage' I got in a Moroccan bathhouse. Only the lady that did the 'massaging' was also naked and the whole bathhouse was singing and clapping prior to this 'massage'. Let's just say it was an experience I will never forget 😂

@galaxyocicat5660

Жыл бұрын

Why tf it sounds like some Midsommar sht

@MissMiepsels

Жыл бұрын

@@galaxyocicat5660 It had a very high rating on Google as well 😂

@beaniies

Жыл бұрын

I remember getting one done in a Moroccan bathhouse for the first time when I was young (never been naked in front of a stranger before) but the lady that was scrubbing me wasn’t naked and it was just me and her and I was so embarrassed.😂

@MinaDrawzStuff

Жыл бұрын

As a Moroccan, I can absolutely agree that this is how Moroccan bathhouses are like. EXACTLY just like the one in the video- We got used to it over time though.

@sorasong9708

Жыл бұрын

Mark is secretly gay or bi confirmed, a real man would be comfortable about his sexuality and not try to convince anyone that he was "straight" anyway.

There's a female only korean style bath house (in America) that me and my mom would go to occasionally before the pandemic and they offered these massages. Although, they are labeled as full body scrubs (they had actual massages too). And while it did hurt at first, afterwards you are literally as smooth as a koalas brain, so, I do recommend if only for the aftermath.

@VenomQuill

Жыл бұрын

_Smooth as a koala's brain!_ God I love that. Someone else said it removes the dead skin? So it would make sense if you felt smooth after the fact. You'd be healthier, I'd imagine, with all that off.

@rachelgibson2113

Жыл бұрын

Why a koala? (as oppose to other animals)

@cookiemonsterz413

Жыл бұрын

@@rachelgibson2113 Because their brains are literally smooth, they have vertually no wrinkles in their brains

@ShadowNinetales

9 ай бұрын

​@@cookiemonsterz413 Yep, koalas are cute, weird little dumb-dumbs. I've heard they can't recognize a eucalyptus leaf as food at all if it's laid down on a flat surface instead of growing out of a tree. They won't even try to grab it, it just doesn't register at all. Which, to be fair, isn't necessarily a situation they'd have to deal with much in the wild, since they usually just stay in the trees, but still.

@SuperBrittCole

8 ай бұрын

Was it Spa LA?

I went to an all women’s Korean bathhouse in America and we decided to get the same scrub done- which would’ve been fine if I didn’t just get a fresh new tattoo on my ribs a week prior lol (thankfully I was able to tell her to not touch that spot.) It hurt so good though. I try to go back every year because the other amenities are so worth the price lol.

3:45 WHY ARE YOU MOANING?!?!? also rip to marks balls

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

26 күн бұрын

Because he emphasises

When he got to the balls part I nearly choked on the stale peanuts I was eating 🤣 And Bob's laugh didn't help at all

@pikminplayer1013

Жыл бұрын

Of course you were eating peanuts!

@Frightmarelordofthenightmares

Жыл бұрын

The fact your eating Peanuts😂

@Sapphiregamer8605

Жыл бұрын

WHY PEANUTS

@fireflame413

Жыл бұрын

peanuts .... okay hal ..

@cescimes

Жыл бұрын

@@Sapphiregamer8605 i routinely buy a big can of peanuts to munch on through the month

When you think about it, Mark’s cousin was the true villain for asking him if he wanted a massage

Bob just absolutely howling in the background during the whole story is totally perfect. Just hearing his laughter echo in the background when he moves away from the mic

It's been 11 days since this released, and I've already watched it like 30+ times. It's just too funny

I will never get tired of Distractible animations please let them be a constant part of the channel Mark please

@I_quit_trolling_now

Жыл бұрын

I’M BETTER THAN MARKIPLIER

@soup3704

Жыл бұрын

man bots suck these days

@Darkseidsolosfiction

Жыл бұрын

@@soup3704 fr

@Darkseidsolosfiction

Жыл бұрын

@oh no cringe detector shut

@Darkseidsolosfiction

Жыл бұрын

@@I_quit_trolling_now up

3:52 markiplier’s skin is the cigarette

@TopTechSavvy

Жыл бұрын

What

@xdryan2.o572

9 ай бұрын

​@@TopTechSavvyHe is trying to say that he made a cigarete from the skin that he cleaned from Mark 🐢

So being half Korean I went through this as a child because my mother would take me with her, till I was able to do this on my own I’m to happy she did because every person who has touched my skin has always said you have the most softest skin I have ever felt

You know the massage worked because when you ask him, "Feel better?" He says "YES! PLEASE NO MORE. SO MUCH BETTER THANK YOU!"

The music combined with the animation is what makes this an absolute masterpiece

@nairobi8056

Жыл бұрын

I’ve heard it before but don’t really know what the song is,

@hwwplp

Жыл бұрын

​@@nairobi8056 Mozart classic piece

@Seen420

Жыл бұрын

Classical music as Markiplier is being grinded by a towel

@SB-yh3vd

Жыл бұрын

Bits and pieces of Mozart's "Eine kleine Nachtmusik," K. 525 - excerpted just enough to dodge copyright, I think! 😅

1:38 that is a long censor bar

@KeenEyeStudios

Жыл бұрын

Haven’t seen his onlyfans so I don’t know if it’s accurate.

@jskskl

Жыл бұрын

@@KeenEyeStudios bro💀

@Nsodnoajdjksl

Жыл бұрын

@@jskskl why the skull bro

@solus8685

Жыл бұрын

Average

@KeenEyeStudios

Жыл бұрын

@@solus8685 I don’t wanna know how you know.

i had an actual stroke trying to read the korean sign at 4:06 😅 like what do you mean by ”eobngijlitm” 😀 its probably just the sign at the start mirrored but you gotta admit its pretty funny LMAO

@Sugar.glass_4ever

9 ай бұрын

Considering that ㄹ is in reverse it might say 찜질방 (jjimjilbang, maybe?) but got flipped over, in some or another way.

"This guy went at me like he hated me" Is my favorite part 😂

This is some Nichijou levels of animation and I don't think I've laughed this hard in ages. What incredible animation!

2:55 I just F@#$ing died.

@rh8884

Жыл бұрын

The build-up 😭 and then the explosion of laughter and "WHAM WHAM!!" sound effects from Mark and the audio. Lmaoooo. Exquisite, all around 🤌

@Javieraguilar7

7 ай бұрын

I can't breathe 😂

I love how the cleaner had a cigarette in his mouth afterwards like he just got done doing the deed 😂

3:02 killed me 😆💀

2:45 I laughed so hard 😂

@danielleking262

Жыл бұрын

That part cracked me up too. 🤣

Dammit...Good story telling...I was snorting laughing from the halfway point...haven't snorted in an age! Well played Markiplier , well played!

@gracie_sardothien9373

Жыл бұрын

omg same as soon as he started telling the part about how his balls didnt and would never exist again i started snorting and cackling like i never have before, it was so funny

Imagine going to a bathhouse and then you just see markiplier getting a surprise skin removing surgery

Bob's laughter at 3:03 is about the best most wholesome thing. I just can't.

I remember listening to that story while working and let me tell you, it took everything I had to prevent me from laughing. I guess my boss saw me cause my face looked like I was gonna burst out laughing and he asked me "What's going on?" I told him "Oh nothing boss, just remembering something funny that happened today." I always look forward to a new episode of Distractable.

@fruzsinanemeth

Жыл бұрын

Listened to this episode at home LUCKYLY cuz I cryed from the laughter while cooking. :D Never gonna forget! :D

i love when youtubers talk about their heritage it really brings you closer to them

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E‎‎

@dazza2350

Жыл бұрын

Heritage??

@paulinaderegowska4757

Жыл бұрын

@@dazza2350 Mark's half Korean, so Korean massages in Korea kind of count as his cultural heritage

@cerebrospinal87

Жыл бұрын

You are para-social, you are not close to Mark Fischbach and you never will be

@I_quit_trolling_now

Жыл бұрын

I’M BETTER THAN MARKIPLIER

I've only been to a Korean spa one time and decided to get this done, and while at first it was unpleasant, once I got used to it I really liked it. I also have never felt as clean since

3:02 for mark getting hit in the clackers

I knew this story needed to be animated. I knew it would be fantastic. This exceeded my expectations. Absolute perfection

@I_quit_trolling_now

Жыл бұрын

I’M BETTER THAN MARKIPLIER

@Mimicker1

Жыл бұрын

@Logan floor ⸜⁄ no

@Mimicker1

Жыл бұрын

@@I_quit_trolling_now bot

@bi.fruitsalad

Жыл бұрын

Same!! I laughed so much when hearing it. This was worth it 😂

@barlin07

Жыл бұрын

@@Mimicker1 I keep reporting those comments as spam. Hopefully they'll get removed.

3:02 When you see the price of a PS5 on eBay.

@Markipliergiveaway0--_--

Жыл бұрын

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@lawnmower...

Жыл бұрын

Dumpy supremacy

So last week while I was in Korea, I went to the sauna and got the massage. Everything he said was accurate. The difference for the women is the older ladies who are doing the massages have on bikinis. Also, the lady was kind enough to ask me “is the towel okay” but if I had said no, I wonder if there would have been another option. Oh and when Bob asked about “was it the same towel” my brain went exactly where marks went. I had the flashbacks to the way mine ended and remembered the dipping of the towel. And I was like “you know what now that I think about it, I think she just dipped it and called me back there. Then just dumped the bowl of water on it and was like ok next.”

@hopscotch-

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if he had the boiled egg while he was there. If not, he should go back and do it right

Oh, let me tell you. I'm also half Korean and when I was around 10, I went to a Korean bathhouse with my mom and grandma, which was all fine and good. After the bathhouse experience, my NAKED grandma starts asking me questions in Korean that I barely understand, and then, after I fail to give an answer, starts VIGOROUSLY SCRUBBING her equally naked grandchild. I had no idea what was going on or why this was happening, and when I pulled away she simply grabbed me and continued to scrub, mumbling about how it was healthy or whatever. It was only after I met up with my mom that I got any kind of explanation...

The best part is, this is probably the exact same technique that was used 1000's of years ago in Korea. Basically it's like visiting the ancient times and getting a "massage"

3:07 This is the best analogy. Good job, animator.

This and Bob's Fridge story are head to head on funniest stories I've heard. Tears of laughter were shed XD

the fact that some people have unknowingly seen markiplier naked in a bath house is wild

omg.. phenomenal work with the animation. The expressions, the EMOTION. Truly stunning 😂

Mark, I am sorry that you have had a very painful experience. What you've experienced is called "Body scrubbing or exfoliation / 때밀이(Ttae-mi-ri)," which exfoliates your bad dead skin from your body which is really far from a massage. I think your cousin did not know how to explain "때밀이" at that time. I am sure it is a strange and unique experience that you can only experience in some Asian countries like South Korea or China. I am curious about what next story behind it! :)

@ursidae97

Жыл бұрын

Oh Mark was totally into it

@Kaymazo

Жыл бұрын

@@ursidae97 We have learned he is a masochist, despite how much he tries to convince us he isn't, after all...

@Adam-sr6gj

Жыл бұрын

Tis very common in arabic culture as well. Except no ones fully naked. I wonder how and why theres so many similarities between cultures

I hadn't heard of the Distractible podcast before this. Now I've listened to it every day since I watched this video

When my dad was in Thailand, a bunch of guys told him to try out the massages there. So he goes, when he takes his shirt off the lady doing his massage giggles because he's a big, hairy, American guy, but then gets to work. He said it wasn't bad until she went digging in with just her elbows, then it was excruciating. Now my dad is a big, tough Marine who regularly has gone to get adjustments from the chiropractor, has had massages before, he's got a pretty good pain tolerance so for him to say it was painful is something. When he reached his limit, he tried to get the lady to stop, but due to the language barrier she didn't know and kept massaging his back. He had to throw her off his back, he slapped the money down and left. Said he was out of sorts for a week.

3:28 R.I.P MARKIPILER 💀

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Жыл бұрын

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@balltickler775

Жыл бұрын

lmfaooo 💀💀

Dear god the detail here😖2:17

@MarloSoBalJr

Жыл бұрын

Even the mancakes

as a guy whose visited Korea I can say it feel like the lady scrubbing me was holding some sort of repressed anger against me XD as soon as she told me to turn over my brain no joke said "RIP balls"

3:32 damn 😅

Okay, this broke me. Literally in tears, which now has my coworkers asking me what's wrong? Maybe i should've waited to watch this until I got home

@KendraEevee

Жыл бұрын

I watched this at work, too! Well, actually, I was watching it in the breakroom at work while I waited until it was time for me to clock in. And when I got home from work, I watched it again and I laughed so loud and hard, I had trouble catching my breath!

He almost describes this story like it's an adult experience he had. Him being undressed, The guy scrubbing him really hard, The cigarette he had after, It had to be intentional.

1:38 the censorship 😨

Whoever animated this deserves every penny Mark paid him/her because this is good really good

@silvercandra4275

Жыл бұрын

Not trying to be a dick, but instead of him/her you can just say "them" mate.

@Plazmasoldier

Жыл бұрын

It says it at the end.

@chrisfowler5428

Жыл бұрын

@@silvercandra4275 fair enough in this case but to be clear "mate" you are either a man or a woman. Biologically

@yharr3789

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisfowler5428 How about you biologically get some maidens

@chrisfowler5428

Жыл бұрын

@@yharr3789 sorry my brain and body function as intended the biological way I was born

2:10 as a masochist, tho, he must've loved it

@Game_Hunter47

Жыл бұрын

As a masochist myself I can say I don't think he would have enjoyed this or that he enjoyed it

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

Жыл бұрын

Ew no he isnt

@Game_Hunter47

Жыл бұрын

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 he has said it multiple times that he is a masochist

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

Жыл бұрын

@@Game_Hunter47 not*

@Game_Hunter47

Жыл бұрын

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 ok believe what you want but he is a masochist

reminds me of those comedy skits where you go to get a massage and meet a very cute lil asian receptionist at front that accompanies you to the massage bed, and then the cute lady gets replaced by a 6ft3 german Fraulein built like a tank that kneads you like you owe her money

Good ole Korean Professionalism. Clinical. Thorough. Aggressive. Efficient. 10/10

0:28 i like how marks face becomes worried when he says he's been to them in L.A

3:12 its alot mark I've felt it before.I was jumping on a trampoline and then.Yowch!

@Shadowblade0888

Жыл бұрын

I fell

The words "written upon my skin" matched up perfectly with the Eine Kleine Nacht Musik in the background

2:56 My stomach hurts, and I'm out of breath from laughter

Credit to the animators for bringing this story to life. This hilarious story was made a 1000x better😂

Please remember the animators are credited at the end of the video, mark didn't animate this and the creators deserve the recognition for these incredibly hilarious animations. because they really bring the stories to life!

@zadinal

Жыл бұрын

No one thinks Mark animated this...

@abybergdahl

Жыл бұрын

@@zadinal well one yeah I don't assume most do but there are some comments phrased like they think mark made it.

@Rolling_Girl_falling_forever

Жыл бұрын

@@zadinal You'd be surprised. OPs just making sure credit is properly given, animation is hard work.

@evanderzufarsetiawan2511

Жыл бұрын

Yes and even before the end of this mark credit them on the description

@RealmDragolord_X

Жыл бұрын

🐥

Mark's balls got a triple combo twice!

Me thinking this would be nice to get off all the dead skin and then I realized Mark wasn't like "it was cool or like whatever" and remembered he's a -masochist- pain tolerance tester.

Over 15,000 views in less than 8 minutes. Markiplier is just so awesome man.

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Жыл бұрын

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@thedeliveryboy1123

Жыл бұрын

same guy who crashed a site within an hour for charity

2:03 I actually got an actual massage while I was in South Korea once and I seriously thought that that lady HATED ME. Like I unalived her pet or something. I wanted to SCREAM hahahaha. But afterwards, I felt like jello. It was a good message lol. Never got a bopdy scrub though. Will have to try one day hahahaha

00:56 BRO PAUSE

I will never fully forget that mark first told the story on unnas annus. I thought it was really funny when he's told it on distractible and now that it's animated, it's even funnier

I'm going through a very tough time in my life, but who knew a hilarious animation on top of a story about Mark awkwardly suffering would make me laugh for the first time in weeks. :)

@Prexxi_

Жыл бұрын

All the best for you!

@ailynevensen

Жыл бұрын

I hope things get better for you soon 🥰

@LPdedicated

Жыл бұрын

@@Prexxi_ Thank you very much! :)

@LPdedicated

Жыл бұрын

@@ailynevensen Thank you! I appreciate it! :)

1:12 I wish to be this comfy and at peace at least once in my life

This was incredibly well animated.

The fact that Marks' FIRST title was semi seiso And then he was like " screw wholesome " AND THEN HE FLIPPED ME OVER

0:37 Bro that face

@PaulIsaac886

Жыл бұрын

🤣