This man holds way too much power, just walking into a random Morrison’s and convincing 2 old ladies to sniff oranges like that. Then again, it was their decision to sniff them

@SoloMan312

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@Chainsawyou

2 жыл бұрын

It was never a choice

@azizalharthi9631

2 жыл бұрын

Their choice, really.

@simeongroeneveld2000

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe how hard I laughed at this

@SquidwardLSDSquirtingOctopussy

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Marco just let a fart rip a hole into the ozon layer. So him telling the old ladies to sniff the oranges was just a way to cover up his fart, by distracting them from the inital smell that has fogged up the air. lol

I bet most of the people didnt know that he's a famous chef. They probably just thought he escaped from the local mental asylum or something.

@zannydolan8563

3 жыл бұрын

Damn 🤣

@thomasgrabowski2202

3 жыл бұрын

Lol accurate. x'D !!!!!

@saffronwarrior8253

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Hahahaha that was hilarious

@Home_Rich

3 жыл бұрын

So being charismatic, is considered batsh*t mental, aye?

@gincream1993

3 жыл бұрын

@@Home_Rich aye. 💪😔✊

Imagine trying to convince someone that you saw Marco Pierre White sniffing a pineapple at your local supermarket..

@andydriffield101

3 жыл бұрын

How do you smell an orange with a face mask on?🤷‍♀️

@Losrandir

3 жыл бұрын

@@andydriffield101 You sneak the orange inside the mask and sniff away

@98Blacklightning

3 жыл бұрын

You’re most likely to find him by the Knorr products

@shoobzy3431

3 жыл бұрын

@@Losrandir sounds like a euphemism for doing drugs.

@lgdurocher

2 жыл бұрын

I read this comment, looked up and watched him sniff the pineapple. Started dying.

I find it so funny that instead of actually shopping he just starts approaching customers and giving them unsolicited lessons

@patriciaoreilly8907

9 ай бұрын

❤to meet Marco in my local Waitrose 😊

@DJx6293

6 ай бұрын

He gave them good advice tho. Most ppl shop with their eyes closed and have no idea about the ingredients

@axwapples

6 ай бұрын

not to mention shaking the butcher's hand and then touching the turbot with bare hands and putting it back xD

@dakiitto

6 ай бұрын

@@axwapples and then handling change with those same hands

@alexrinse

6 ай бұрын

That's basically how COVID started

I love an aisle, it's why I got married three times.

@aaronanandlee52

4 жыл бұрын

i paused the video to come looking for this comment

@mary.a8551

4 жыл бұрын

Rónán Ó Corráin 🤣🤣🤣

@lunch7213

4 жыл бұрын

*Hold up...*

@maniacmcgee5992

4 жыл бұрын

Why you think he's selling stockpots LOL

@StrawberryNinjaNibbles

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it lol

"they are very convenient. You can buy most things" that's one way to explain supermarkets to aliens who just landed on Earth.

@AnnieBrackett88

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@josephhilditch5086

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like he’s already from another planet

@rolandkennedy80

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@leonidas7692

2 жыл бұрын

And these would be Aliens who stumbled upon earth - their warpdrive gps was heading for some other planet in a far off galxy and they were knocked off course.

@ZombieFoodReviews

2 жыл бұрын

Marco is an Alien 👽

I'm loving this, he is reacting with everyone, like a main character in RPG

@andrew406

3 жыл бұрын

RPG?

@RiverBlakeful

3 жыл бұрын

Completed that quick side quest: Tell the two old women to smell their oranges.

@onionbroofastora4684

3 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, we all knew Marco was a core gamer

@alextyler5631

3 жыл бұрын

Omg this comment has me dying LOL

@ARedMotorcycle

3 жыл бұрын

@@callumtanner992 No. He clearly meant Rocket Propelled Grenade.

You see kids? This is why you should ALWAYS wash your produce from the market. There’s always some master chef planting their nose on it.

@Tulsa74127

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@MA-hw5xh

2 жыл бұрын

You eat pineapple with skin?

@zxcellent8380

2 жыл бұрын

@@MA-hw5xh and what of it?

@Ina_Toma

9 ай бұрын

If marco would have touched my fruit I wouldn’t wash it 😂

@gevorgvanarmenie9788

6 ай бұрын

@@MA-hw5xhyou still touch it you donut

Woman: Marco: *IT’S THE BEST MUSTARD IN THE WORLD!*

@thesaint8400

3 жыл бұрын

S T O C K P O T

@tranquil_cove4884

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT KIND OF MUSTARD WAS IT

@doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132

3 жыл бұрын

@@tranquil_cove4884 her majestys mustard...... colemans

@tranquil_cove4884

3 жыл бұрын

@@doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132 Oh hell yea, I've had colman's and it's really good

@doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132

3 жыл бұрын

@@tranquil_cove4884 hell ya it is!!!

Love how he starts fondling the fish on the counter

@damienholland9244

3 жыл бұрын

Not hygienic. Maybe everyone should touch it then.

@Larakinerd

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I worked on one in Sainsburys for 8 years. If Marco Pierre BLOODY White starting feeling them up then he has every right. 😂

@lancemartinez1130

3 жыл бұрын

@@damienholland9244 its probably second nature for him to feel it

@davidelithorpe6696

2 жыл бұрын

And she takes it away from him.

@jd.3246

2 жыл бұрын

He has blessed it

"When they're not looking snap a piece off" *2 people stare at Marco eating a leaf*

@jakubbalog8610

3 жыл бұрын

I think those were the very same ladies he tried to lecture as to how to smell stuff lol

@thomasgrabowski2202

3 жыл бұрын

BASIL! lmfao leaf comeon.

@GeneralCane

6 ай бұрын

@@thomasgrabowski2202 Still a leaf

@kdaltex

6 ай бұрын

They aren't people in his eyes

@Tetris_Effect

6 ай бұрын

@@GeneralCane You correcting someone from 730 days ago. He might not even be with us anymore.

He's like a medieval king walking around a modern supermarket lol

@pyramusk3264

2 ай бұрын

He's weird.

@Yamezzzz

2 ай бұрын

@@pyramusk3264 How eloquently put

@dane21dc

15 күн бұрын

Can see him as King of the Seven Kingdoms

Is this like Jesus walking thru a modern church...?

@risingdawn5788

4 жыл бұрын

haha, sadly He'd probably be appalled in most modern church services! kzread.info/dash/bejne/gpdpp66AfKnahqQ.html

@user-qi4uh6if5o

4 жыл бұрын

Please don't use the Lord's name casually.

@i8cccq583

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-qi4uh6if5o jeeeesssuuz

@katelinmarie5360

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-qi4uh6if5o the Lord's name is Marco

@lunch7213

4 жыл бұрын

ジャン If I say his name 3 times will he appear? Still have yet to meet hin

kind of acts like a pissed up old man who’s wandered in off the street in this one

@budusbusham3324

3 жыл бұрын

He very well could have been

@Matt-yw8tj

3 жыл бұрын

He’d had a heavy day on the stockpots.

@duncan3998

Жыл бұрын

As if he never stepped inside a supermarket before.

I would watch a show of Marco just visiting different supermarkets and talking to people. What a legend

@hannibalburgers477

2 жыл бұрын

He looks and acts absolutely demented tho. Back in the day he was too handsome to felt the need for basic social skills. Now he looks likena confused fish. Nothing changed about his personality, I dont believe that. (His main goals and expectations from life changed.) But his weaknesses are more noticable this way.

@alexw1698

2 жыл бұрын

@@hannibalburgers477 "Too handsome to felt the need for basic social skills" I dunno why but that made me lol. I've always thought he'd be a great actor if he wasn't a chef.

@brunosm.l2267

2 жыл бұрын

@@hannibalburgers477 what are you a psycologist? lol. stfu

@jimmybaldwin737

2 жыл бұрын

@@brunosm.l2267 😂😂😂. Innit. I was thinking wtf is he on about

@brunosm.l2267

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmybaldwin737 plenty of pseudo psycologists on the net. (does people say the net yet?) anyway, he is a master, and he acts like a master. And that's it. lol

“Is this one way?” It is in 2020, Marco.

@thomasgrabowski2202

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO underrated comment x'D !!!!!

@sexybeet

3 жыл бұрын

I knew if I scrolled down I'd find this comment! 😂

@herpderp3131

3 жыл бұрын

Mans ahead of his time as always.

@georgemorley1029

3 жыл бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@DXmYb

2 жыл бұрын

Bloody lunacy of it

“Where’s my kingfish? Where’s my kingfish?”

@Sagittariuz912

5 жыл бұрын

Harry. Where is Harry? HARRY!!!

@nathankennedy4263

5 жыл бұрын

Graf Monte von Zott lmao that’s the best part

@callofdutymobilesensei5918

4 жыл бұрын

"It just swam off the deck " 🤯

@lxwkey7689

4 жыл бұрын

white pepper guy:😐 Marco:😠 White pepper guy:😐 Marco:😧

@Mathamas

3 жыл бұрын

One of the best comments I have ever seen.

As someone who has worked a seafood counter , the image of an overly tall man just reaching over the glass to bareback finger my turbot sent chills down my spine.

@Yosef9438

6 ай бұрын

I'm almost certain he purchased it

@paulmcgill2645

3 ай бұрын

​@@Yosef9438I'm almost certain he was told he had to or leave 😂

I didn't realize how tall he actually is

@Ryan-kn6xd

3 жыл бұрын

6’4

@DiegoMartinezCoria

3 жыл бұрын

He's a big'un.

@jolabo6374

3 жыл бұрын

He's a big boi

@sayno2lolzisback

3 жыл бұрын

He is so intimidating 😂

@davidtheloafward

3 жыл бұрын

6'3 according to the internet. However I'm just under 6'3 and I think he looks in the 6'4 range here based on where his eye level is with the shelves. Might just be his footwear though. Big dude for sure either way.

My idea of heaven is a big movie theatre screen, just showing loads of video clips of MPW for eternity.

@baqieux3731

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that wld be entertainment man!

@thomasgrabowski2202

3 жыл бұрын

YESS x'D !!!!!

@angelgutierrez5950

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasgrabowski2202 while you beat one off mate?

@wiktormarski5677

Жыл бұрын

Same here, I'm just addicted to MPW content ever since I've discovered this lad

Me: Okay so I need a couple oran- *Marco appears* Marco: When you're buying fresh fruit, you need to smell it! Me: Where did you com- Marco: When I was a boi, one of my favorite dishes was a knorr beef stockpot.

@DS-kd4py

4 жыл бұрын

I bet your old man likes mustard

@goneoffbeans2768

4 жыл бұрын

@@DS-kd4py oh yes he does

@adsftwbo

3 жыл бұрын

OBLIVION NPC CONVERSATION INTENSIFIES

@copenhagen8099

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@bishbosh2902

2 жыл бұрын

It his choice

It was like Marco had teleported from a different planet at the start and didn’t know what a supermarket was

@pdjhh

9 ай бұрын

“Is it one-way”?

Off camera he went back to the supermarket and took a shopping cart full of olive oil and stock pots

This whole video is absolutely hilarious. Like he's informing us that supermarkets exist like yeah Marco I go there from time to time actually XD

There's just something inherently comedic about this video. The title, the content, the description and the comment section altogether make for some serious entertainment

@somecallmecrispy

Жыл бұрын

Finally another comedy connoisseur, appreciative of this hidden gem 🙏🏽

@AlexG1020

Жыл бұрын

Its so good. 2:17 that noise lol

@ItsNeverTooHot4Leather

6 ай бұрын

The editing has a comedic tilt for sure.

"I love an aisle, so i got married 3 times." 😂😂😂

@dbcooper900

4 жыл бұрын

Should be nave tho, Bride and groom walk on. Not the aisle, some free fun fact haha

@chanchitogonzales1813

4 жыл бұрын

@@dbcooper900 an architecture geek spotted. Ma man ✊🏼

1:45 When an NPC tells you about a secret treasure in the game.

He walks in the exit at the start. Absolute madlad.

@Pazaluz

2 жыл бұрын

Haha xD Probably completely unaware of it as well

Old ladies: Who’s this woman with curly hair telling me about smelling fruit?

@MegaChuck345

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@sparrow4852

3 жыл бұрын

Guy from ratatouille: “One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know!”

@lo7381

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@AdamBechtol

2 жыл бұрын

lol

He's an enigma to me. What a man he is. He has gems of wisdom that sound so simple and nonchalant but ooze so much complexity and truth at the same time. His presence alone can inspire you beyond belief. You may look at him like he has no idea... and maybe he doesn't either, but he somehow figures it out fast in his own unique way with his senses, it's quite baffling.

@bernardok

3 жыл бұрын

stock pot

@joaopedroaguiarfmatos1473

3 жыл бұрын

Its called beeing a genius whos got lots of experience in life

@nikajinpusno9563

2 жыл бұрын

He’s just a chef lol calm down

@popotade4621

Жыл бұрын

he just told you to sniff your fruit, relax

@ANullAssault

Жыл бұрын

@@popotade4621 you sound like a man who eats flavorless fruits and inadequate veggies.

2:09 I thought it was going to say “Marco spots his favourite thing of all time - Knorr stock pots”

I would be dumbfounded if I saw him casually strolling the supermarket.

@terrymoroney6748

6 ай бұрын

I saw Raymond blanc once on platform 2 at Coventry train station ,

@GeneralCane

6 ай бұрын

I know I would but then again I'm American.

I can't put my finger on it but there's something fascinating about that man.

@Losrandir

3 жыл бұрын

He's an archetype of his own

@Hieillua

3 жыл бұрын

He's an original. Completely himself. Very few people these days that can form their own thoughts and be completely themselves. Lots of people just follow others. This man follows himself.

@kamkilafwasru8679

3 жыл бұрын

He is.... inimitable

He just picks the fish up off the counter and no one dares to stop him 😂

@donaldlove4547

2 жыл бұрын

He’s like 6’7 and notorious for having an anger problem. Go ahead and try. Just know that it won’t go your way.

@SolCampbell02

Жыл бұрын

@@donaldlove4547 it’s your choice

@lukeet331

Жыл бұрын

@@donaldlove4547 he's basically Jeremy Clarkson of the cooking world lmao

@defski

6 ай бұрын

@@donaldlove4547I don't know where you got your information from, he's 6'3"

@turtle1701d

6 ай бұрын

You realise this is TV yeah? Nothing about this is genuine

This is like returning to the starting area in an MMO as a max lvl character.

@wiktormarski5677

Жыл бұрын

That's how this man heavy influence everyone around... You can just phisically sense the wisdom

This magazine smells very...magaziney. I'll take half a dozen

@copenhagen8099

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

3 жыл бұрын

This toilet paper smells of shite...I'll buy it.

@Toanuriamer99

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I can't stand those cheap magazines that taste like nothing.

@jdalbiac

3 жыл бұрын

If it doesn't smell like a magazine, it's not a magazine

Saw him in the street in Oxford once. He’s enormous and moves very awkwardly, he’s hard to miss.

@rokanza2293

2 жыл бұрын

Enormous? 6'3 is quite tall but not really gigantic ...

@killme5630

2 жыл бұрын

@@rokanza2293 still tall tho

@Jearbearjenkins

2 жыл бұрын

@@rokanza2293 saw him irl once. He’s closer to 6’4. I’m legitimately 6’4 and we were essentially the same height. He was 1cm or at most (and that would be pushing it) 2cm shorter than me

@rokanza2293

2 жыл бұрын

@@killme5630 it is but it's not enormous by any means... I am 6'3 myself and here where I live it's completely normal to be that tall or taller even

@rokanza2293

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jearbearjenkins Yeah I'm not questioning that he's tall but I definitely wouldn't call him enormous...Like I said in other comment I'm the same height as him and that definitely doesn't make me enormous and it is very regular in my country 😀

2:04 the way the lady grabbed the orange like “HOLD UP LEMMIE SMELL DAT”

Marco in the supermarket "Is this one way?" Little did he know in 2020 🤣

@newera478

3 жыл бұрын

Wait.. You have one way aisles?

@optionout

3 жыл бұрын

@@newera478 Do they really?? sheep..

@newera478

3 жыл бұрын

@@optionout I dunno. That's what I'm asking.

@optionout

3 жыл бұрын

@@newera478 You must be American like me. I might google it later. Take care.

@viktoriyagereluk8463

2 жыл бұрын

@@optionout Why are you so pressed lol

His confidence is just beyond belief, this is the strangest most amazing video

This narrator is hilarious! “He spots his favourite fish... of all time”🤣

“Smell these biscuits love, if they don’t smell like biscuits, they don’t taste like biscuits”

It was my choice to watch this.

Imagine walking down the aisle and see Marco Pierre White smell a jar of jam

@latergator915

6 ай бұрын

If it doesn't smell of jar, it doesn't taste of jar.

He’s so polite to other shoppers...

1:02 "I bet your old man loves it." "My husband is dead."

@goodheavens5440

6 ай бұрын

lol she said, "He does, he likes a bit of hot stuff"

Next: Marco goes to Disneyland

@lostuser1094

4 жыл бұрын

"I love a cartoon, it's why I trained Gordon."

"I'd say the majority of things that I cook you'd be able to buy, in a supermarket" - incredible insight from the legendary restarateur

2:29 "somome get security!"

"Most things people eat you can find at supermarkets: bread, milk, cereal, fruits, veggies...it's amazing!"

@brandon3872

Жыл бұрын

Wow, do many people know about this? 😮

''My uncle was called Roy, he was a butcher as well.'' I don't know why but that sent me into a fit of laughter.

@dane21dc

Жыл бұрын

What would have been funnier is if he asked everyone their names, and always mentioned that he had a relative with that name

“I’m not saying you’ll be able to buy roe deer in the supermarket”...cracks me up!

Me: *casually buying apples minding my own business* Marco: *jumps out from behind the broccoli* "If you're buying fruit..."

So humble, so polite, so wise. It's like he lived for 1000 years

Marco single handedly cross contaminated that whole super market. Shaking that butcher's hand after handling the raw beef, touching the fish and handling fruits and vegetables.

@gabrielgreen580

Жыл бұрын

he’s been a chef for 40 years I’m sure he knows what he’s doing I think these days people are overly fearful of touching raw meat

@thedukeofnuts

6 ай бұрын

Was it one continuous shot? How do you know he didn't cleanse his hands in between?

Marco: If they’re not looking snap a piece off. Also Marco: Is being recorded and watch by 2 people

1:53 most confused women ever

The two ladies smelling oranges after receiving a sermon on picking fruits are so adorable 😍😍

he's just blowing peoples minds from simplicity ,he's like from a different planet wondering around giving life wisdom ,LOVE IT!

1:27 this is what my grandma does whenever she goes to a market I used to think it was stealing but look at Marco XD

@yzeli

Жыл бұрын

I once saw an old man straight up took a bite out of a turnip, shook his head, then put it back on counter. Never set foot in that market again.

Reminds me of my grandpa's driving. Whereever he would go, he'd always go the long scenic route on small roads. Then one time he was in a bit of a hurry and my uncle told him to just take the highway - grandpa was absolutely blown away by how quick and easy it was!

1:21 "When they're not looking, snap one off"- best advice EVER

0:25 - "Is this one way?" Marco was way ahead of the times when it came to supermarkets after Covid

You can tell that he has had all his products brought in by suppliers and whatnot. It's like an alien first visiting earth and going to a supermarket, talking to strangers and making them sniff fruits, picking a basil leaf and eating it, LMAO. He's always classy and polite though.

Imagine, in a world 20 years before reality TV, some guy just shows up with a TV camera and starts asking you if your husband likes mustard.

One word Legend

@einundsiebenziger5488

3 жыл бұрын

He's actually quite talkative for a one-word legend. Or do you mean: "one word:* Legend!" ?

My favourite philosopher.

And that was a free lesson on Fruit Purchasing by The Magnificent Marco Pierre White! Attention shoppers Marco Pierre White is nasally examining fruit in produce.

Smelling food, stealing veggies, touching raw fish, shaking hands, legend.

"if it doesn't taste like orange it doesn't smell like an orange. Wait, sorry." 😂

Did the supermarket not have Knorrs beef stockpots?

@juicyfruit6311

5 жыл бұрын

He probably has pallets of the stuff in a warehouse with his name on it.

@DS-kd4py

4 жыл бұрын

He's probably their only customer

MPW: "Smell your oranges. Do they smell like oranges?" Lady: "No i didn't. I have some right here" Lady: "I can't smell anything, can you?" MPW: "Congrats on the Covid"

@brdynali

2 жыл бұрын

underrated.

@haveabananaproductions9117

2 жыл бұрын

I have Covid right now. I really hate how I can't smell anything. It takes away from flavor.

My mum and I had a very similar experience in Tesco the other day. We were picking a melon and this bloke started advising us I; which was the ripest. It then came up that he was a retired chef and he talked his way through three different recipes and half his cv. He was very nice, I just wish we could remember the recipes.

Waiting for the part with Marco just casually hanging around the soup aisle talking to all the old ladies doing their weekly shopping. "Let's see, this is great, do you like this?" as he ushers them over to the selection of Touch of Taste and beef cubes. You can take the man out of the Knorr commercial, but you can't take the Knorr commercial out of the man.

This is one of my favourite videos ever 😭

Bruh this is one of my favorite video, the amount of untouched content Is astounding

" supermarkets you can't sort of poopoo them" i died XD

The man walks with such commanding presence. At the entrance is like he’s directing people through the aisle. Many of these folks probably didn’t even know they were in the presence of a living cooking legend.

I like this. Very humbling video in my honest opinion. A professional manic genius in a supermarket. Ahhh beautiful. 😘👌👌

"I didn't make them sniff the fruit, they made themselves sniff the fruit. That was their choice to sniff the fruit"

I love how he handles the turbot aggressively, then returns it to the counter.

If it doesnt taste of oranges it doesnt smell, sorry turbot Stock pot

@HydraDnB

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@nach000x

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit lmao

Lol this is me during COVID leaving the house to go to the grocery store 🤣🤣🤣 everything is spectacular

This is SO Alan Partridge 🤣

Imagine him going to the supermarket and acting like that every time... 😂😂😂

@Pazaluz

2 жыл бұрын

"Fuck it's him again... HIDE THE FISH!!"

@knivez786

Жыл бұрын

​@@Pazaluz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Straight up supermarket theft at one point lol

for some reason this was very entertaining lol I hope I can find more of everyday Marco.

Ah ah 😂😊 love Marco sense of humour 😊 & great Chef 😊

This guys an absolute menace, goes to the shop then sniffs some fruit and calls it a day

One of the things that I like about Marco is how down to Earth he is. He realizes that most people are only going to be shopping at the supermarket, and that most people aren’t going to be able to afford expensive ingredients. He knows the difference between really outstanding food and just really good food, but doesn’t look down on the stuff that most people make as long as it tastes good.

Best man in the world! I LOVE him!

the way that lady just gripped that orange from the old bag’s hand to get a whiff

@knivez786

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

Seeing Marco walking around a supermarket smelling fruit without a mask on would make my life complete.

I think this must have been Maro's third time in a supermarket.

Legend. Absolute legend.

I love how Marco always has a piece of advice or manages to relate to them personally

I love how he starts telling the customers about smelling fruit in a similar manner like his Knorr recipes. I am disappointed he didn't tell them, "there is no real technical ability."

Although he’s already chosen his appetisers Marco has now handled the fish and the store are telling him that he must buy it. 😂

It was his choice to go to the supermarket

Why does this remind me of an Alan Partridge sketch? 😂