6:53 Jack: *sees Mars* Also Jack: "What on Earth!"

@ithoughiwasjustfunny1628

Жыл бұрын

@@organicdoom SUS

@VM-_-

Жыл бұрын

What on Mars

@h-Films

Жыл бұрын

@@organicdoom sus

@JellyCrainerSlogo.

Жыл бұрын

@@h-Films actually it's "suS"

@ImMamba

Жыл бұрын

What on Mars

Jack: so in the UK you don’t have the right to roam. Scotland: exists

@ConnorDoesRugby

Жыл бұрын

He’s just future proofing 😉😂

@randomthings587

Жыл бұрын

I think he said England

@Patrick-yw8ct

Жыл бұрын

@@randomthings587 no he said UK

@Patrick-yw8ct

Жыл бұрын

@@MaquiladoraIII what are you on about?

@Patrick-yw8ct

Жыл бұрын

@@MaquiladoraIII I never said there wasn’t? Go tell the creator of the map

impressive

@coolcatcartoons

Жыл бұрын

Hello mr GWR

@Okaz_

Жыл бұрын

Very impressive indeed.

@sdgamer9427

3 ай бұрын

Dang bro what are you doing here?

@PixelAnimates

3 ай бұрын

I'm a bit late to the partiy

@Zelda396

3 ай бұрын

HOLY CRAP @GUINNESSWORLDRECORDS WORST COMMENT EVER 16 LIKES 💀💀💀💀

Random Australian: *Isn't a kangaroo* Jack: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

@prinzandmiel1560

10 ай бұрын

𝙷𝚎'𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚉𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍!!🇳🇿

@BoxyBrosTv

7 ай бұрын

@@prinzandmiel1560he's British?(sorry if it sounds rude)

@Xerion-vd7yh

5 сағат бұрын

Dissapointment Island:

Jack just criticising the map of Europe to help with his Self-Esteem about his Map of Europe 😂😂

@EfrLuviano

Жыл бұрын

He has map insecurities

@isfrom5169

Жыл бұрын

Also said there were 4 ethiopias and forgot bout djiboiti, somalia and somaliland

@esa6321

Жыл бұрын

@Adolf Hitler thanks Adolf, very cool

@hi-cq8uj

Жыл бұрын

@OverSpeedLimits holy crap, we get it bro

@connorduckfield

Жыл бұрын

Don’t be a hater

As a Norwegian I strongly disagree with the “WILL YOU RECIVE FOOD AS GUEST AT SOMEONES HOUSE” cus I’ve never been to somebody’s house, and not getting anything. To not give anything can be considered to be a bit rude to some people! All that aside, great video Jack! Keep up the work!

@GabrielKitignaTessouat

Жыл бұрын

As a Swede, I agree.

@mad_dy747

Жыл бұрын

Norway sucks. Not to offend you but they’re is a reason that everyone goes to Sweden to buy food… the mountains and shit like that is great tho 😅

@anemonenaur8468

Жыл бұрын

@@GabrielKitignaTessouat As a dane, i also agree

@iwillclapyourcheekslilbro

Жыл бұрын

as a norwegian, i always give food and get food

@celestialkitten

Жыл бұрын

same for the netherlands. they'll always offer coffee and a biscuit

For those of you who are wondering what the map in that thumbnail is: Colors of the rainbow from each US state spread out in a circle centered in each respective state capital.

@ohhithere8396

9 ай бұрын

The hero we need

@GodKoalaa

7 ай бұрын

Oh, I thought it was how far away state counties are from the States capital

@alexcerny5881

7 ай бұрын

@@GodKoalaa Same thing (thanks for catching that too)

@dwagon41

6 ай бұрын

Billings is not the capital of Montana.

**Lists down the final 2 cities that Jack doesn't know** "fair, fair, fair." *K A N G A R O O I S L A N D*

Legoland is, as it sounds, a theme park with different Lego-themed rides and attractions. Each one also has a Miniland where Lego master builders (people employed by Lego to build) builds Lego replicas of structures in the respective regions the parks are located in. There are even Legoland Discovery Centers which are indoors and smaller than a Legoland but still has its own attractions

@keygater

Жыл бұрын

d

@geokou7645

Жыл бұрын

Sussy name

@ickgtib

Жыл бұрын

야 김, 왜 미국을 싫어하니?

@mrdoggo3665

Жыл бұрын

Please don't nuke me

@tomrawlins8214

Жыл бұрын

thanks kim jong un

0:47 Iceland being like “aight imma head out” killed me☠️

@kathrynryanclancy8437

Жыл бұрын

Iceland: OKAY WELL I'LL JUST LEAVE THEN

As an American I would assume that the reason America has so many more road deaths is because we don’t really rely much on public transport especially and those red and black areas. For example I live in Missouri and I don’t think I could find public transport if I tried.

@Azide_zx

11 ай бұрын

its not as much that we dont rely on public transit as much as it is that we simply dont have nearly as much public transit infrastructure and access as europe does

@evernewb2073

10 ай бұрын

part of it is just the sheer amount of distance to cover for emergency services: there are a lot of areas in the us where if you aren't near a city you aren't near _anything_ and another fairly related large part is the utter nightmare that is our healthcare system, but the biggest part by far? it's the damned SUVs. they get in far FAR more accidents than any other kind of vehicle per time in use or distance driven because they are crap vehicles and possibly due to the target demographic they are marketed towards?

I live in USA California, there’s a tectonic line right through my state. Earthquakes are quite common here and it’s almost shocking that some people from other places think that they’re “a cool story” or something. You all really don’t have to worry about putting a book shelf next to your bed?! 😅😂

@briseboy

Жыл бұрын

They ARE cool! I have lived where most california quakes occur for a long time. And i was once driving from a prevjous california home, where volcanic earthquakes are common, to SF for a meet, when, just after dawn, i awakened hearing a coming quake with my head on the ground, to hear the birds and other animals all erupt in song, and that big quake in Hayward dropped bridge parts on drivers. Although one quake wouldn't let me stand without grabbing wall this winter, the BEST one was when a teen, we surfers watched telephone poles wiggle like vertical snakes, and a BIG chunk of cliff came down, on a quiet sunny day. So, i sweep up glass. And replace culinary tools jolted out of drawers &shelves. Only one reasonable tsunami, though. Water receded beyond pier's end, then closeout waves brought it up to cliff bottom. My brother once complained from south pacific, about no one caring for the 250k who were washed away in indonesia. But there, the water's warm, if full of broken houses. It's also nice to xc ski to boiling springs where constant rumbling is louder than people noise -- THAT's what really sucks on earth!

@melaniebluck6549

11 ай бұрын

Lived in Cali for 22 years and never once felt an earthquake, kinda disappointing ngl.

3:16 If I was Jack I'd rather be quiet lol

@uruarts

Жыл бұрын

People from the Isle of Man be like: 🕴

As a fellow Englishman, my experience with food at friends houses growing up was being asked by their parents if I wanted something, saying no due to not wanting to put them out or feeling like a scrounger, and then them following it up with "are you sure?" half a dozen times until I relented.

@catelynh1020

Жыл бұрын

As someone from the american midwest, in a more rural area, you go to someone's house and if you're going to be there for something social for more than, say, an hour, food is put down in front of you without you being asked if you want any. Specifically snack food like sweets or pickles or apples. If you're over around a mealtime, you just get asked if you'd like some of the meal as well, or if you want something different. Growing up, I had a friend who didn't like tomatoes and when he came over somewhat unexpectedly or wasn't expected to stay long enough to be there over suppertime, we'd offer he could have what we made that had tomato, or that he could pick any leftovers from the fridge or even a TV dinner or something to eat so he wouldn't have to go home just because it was a mealtime. But I realize this is probably not normal

@eetuthereindeer6671

Жыл бұрын

I think it means as a farawell gift upon leaving. You always receive something to eat while you're at there but almost never as a gift when you're about to leave. It was poorly worded so I understand the confusion

@hellworm

Жыл бұрын

I'm American (from a city, just to contrast with the rural midwesterner) and it's been the same for me

7:26 Those are the Himalayas, clickbait got you good! Somalian and Ethiopian mountains are eroded, volcanic layered plateaus and rarely have snow on them. Quite interesting, to be honest.

I love how as he says "Get out of here Iceland!", Kai actually makes Iceland move to off the screen.

Unpopular Opinion: This is Jack’s best content

@nikolairothTheRat

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@fattygizzard3181

Жыл бұрын

Popular opinion

@g1bbles15

Жыл бұрын

e

@GBKarpAviation

Жыл бұрын

It's not unpopular tho

@TrainosaurusMC

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, i agree even though i found him through JackSucksAtLife a few years ago

I love your videos Jack! Please continue making these map videos!

3:01 Jack: The property value also goes up in beverly hills and stuff also Jack: Circles the San Francisco Bay

This was very enjoyable! Thanks!!! I really loved the neon animated map and the map projection shown with the person's head!

jack's indignation over not being taught about the ottomans is literally me

@PurpleAmharicCoffee

Жыл бұрын

I want to know about the Ottoman empire in Eritrea.

Apparently this is trending for... gaming. Yep, gaming. The geography video looking at maps is considered gaming. But it's a great video as always Jack, keep up the good work

@trashman7913

Жыл бұрын

Grand strategy mfs be like

@DoiInthanon1897

Жыл бұрын

Makes sense.

@E4439Qv5

Жыл бұрын

They talked about the Valhalla map, so...

@AllFlimmits

Жыл бұрын

@@E4439Qv5 I'd say it has more to do with geoguessr streaming.

@algotkristoffersson15

Жыл бұрын

The category system is dumb and doesn't work

Jack when showing a map that includes russia: ThE Map PrOjeCtiOn MakeS THe LaND ARea LooK bigGeR tHan it Is

the no foreign language part for the netherlands is true. we are required to learn english and (atleast in my area) are required to learn German and french too. depending on what level you're at when going to highschool, the amount you learn it may vary. for me personally I know i have english 6 years and french and german at least 3 but probably more (you can drop certain subjects after a while, and im definitely dropping german cause i suck at it. french tho, love it)

@forton615

Жыл бұрын

As a Flemish guy I'm always entertained when I hear "netherfrench". Someone wants a sjudarance? 😁

Love the video I have watched all 15 seconds of it

@CanadianReef

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@itsytyt5192

Жыл бұрын

אי

@Theepicgolem123

Жыл бұрын

Bruh but really 😂

@awesomeshortfilms5104

Жыл бұрын

I thought you were talking about the ad, because I was watching the ad when I read this. I also happened to watch all 10 seconds of the unskippable ad

@entasy4096

Жыл бұрын

I don't get it

9:45 now this could be take out of context

2:55 we had to learn about that in our COlordo history class. Basically, during the era of the rail barons (Vanderbilt and co), the government snatched up most of the land, especially around the rails. If I remember correctly, a lot of it was also used for irrigation for farmlands (other than the Michigan canal, this was the first real irrigation project in the US)

@aspynryde7305

Жыл бұрын

And this was the day I, a michigander, learned that we had the first major irrigation project..

@briseboy

Жыл бұрын

Well, happy mesopotamia to you. I thought gender identity is weird there, when seeing michigander. -- what's good to goose, as the saying goes is the gander there.

9:13 and a ton of places' most common password is "no data"

@Justklipsyfan

2 ай бұрын

No he just didn’t find data

@rodney8091

2 ай бұрын

it was a joke@@Justklipsyfan

"Elizabethen Line" - Jack 2022

4:27 made me laugh so hard 💀

The craziest thing about the road deaths map in the US is the more populated states with big cities (California, Illinois, especially New York) had less deaths per million people, whereas the underpopulated states like Montana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and OMG Wyoming have a lot more. I wonder if it's because less people drive in the more populated states (they take subways, trains, etc). Same can be said for big cities in Europe too, and just lots of trains in general which is probably one of the safest ways to travel.

7:54 Dreams are seldom shattered, by a bullet in the dark, rulers come and rulers go, will our kingdom fall apart? Who shall we now turn to, when our leaders lost their hearts, lives are lost, but at what cost, will the grand dream fall apart? Killed by his own or by his foes? Turned the tide 300 years still no one knows The secret remains BROKEN DREAMS SO GRAND, SING OF HIS FINAL STAND LONG LIVE CAROLUS BROUGHT BY SOLDIERS HAND BACK TO THE FATHERLAND LONG LIVE CAROLUS REX

I saw a lot of these the other day and I just love information like this with geographical data! The sports one was great, didn't know Bhutan was all about some Archery!

drew durnil collab when

Really enjoyed this video! You are funny!

bro jack is so excited and saying "thes e tonado" (no offense jack) and zooming into all of the cool nature stuff while I am trying to point to where I am from in Texas. but great video keep up the good work!

Amazing! I though the map cool map series had ended and I was rewatching them yesterday and now theres a new one! Great job!

love this series Jack. keep up the good work!!

The federally owned lands in the U.S. are mostly national forests and parks. The Southwest has lots of desert.

2:03 so do the grey areas...

Best series 👏 LOVE ITTT!

Jack: Driving the same amount of time as walking, that’s how bad the traffic in London is Los Angeles: *Hold my avocado toast* 0:11 “Blublublublublublublu” - Jack 2022...funny story regarding Legoland, when Legoland Florida was opening, they were doing a sweepstakes for a couple kids to be there on opening day with a stay at the somewhat iconic Nickelodeon Suites Resort (when that place was still a thing). I first entered (though it was an enter every day thing and I was slacking) and decided to tell my cousin about it...his mom entered every day, and they were one of the winners. I was so jealous...but at least I got to visit Legoland New York which is a pretty cool place. About time NY gets a proper theme park that we don't have to go to NJ for.

@netheritesoldier4313

Жыл бұрын

Can't even walk in L.A lol

@Discordisnotagoodthing

Жыл бұрын

The traffic in la isn’t that bad

7:35 I am pretty sure that is an equal area projection, Jack. It's definitely not Mercator.

Why would seeing Jack on a rollercoaster be soo funny

There's so many rivers in Australia, but most are dry and have no water

This is what we were waiting for

5:57 actually 60/40....

If you think that that traffic in London is bad, try being in Salem MA in October. It took me 30 minutes to drive to school once, if I had walked it would have taken me less than 10 minutes.

FINLAND: wins ICE hockey olympic gold and WC gold JACK: intesting that Finland likes ICE hockey

This series never fails to entertain us

@burningghidorah7294

Жыл бұрын

Bot

@power7494

Жыл бұрын

@@burningghidorah7294 no lol

@burningghidorah7294

Жыл бұрын

@@power7494 you have no idea how many times a comment exactly like this is posted by bots.

@power7494

Жыл бұрын

@@burningghidorah7294 oh hahahahah

The ottoman empire took part in ww1, that's part of the reason why the borders in the middle east are kinda arbitrary, because the ottans were broken up after the war, and then France and the UK just kinda drew lines on the map

9:50 where the hell is malta?

These maps are very impressive, Jack! Thank you for this video!

As someone who lives in London, Jack calling the Elizabeth Line the Elizabethan line made me die inside a bit

@Matsine

Жыл бұрын

I dont live in London, but it did hurt me too

@DwellerUK

Жыл бұрын

as a rail enthusiast from London this hurt me more than anyone else

@Redblock

Жыл бұрын

@@DwellerUK I'm also a rail enthusiast so I know how you feel

@DwellerUK

Жыл бұрын

@@Redblock nice, have you been on CrossElizPurp yet?

@Matsine

Жыл бұрын

​@@DwellerUK Why do I see you everywhere? I was in your stream today and now you are here. And I sadly wasn't on the Elizabeth Line yet as I am not from London but next time I am there I will surely ride it!

6:54 When he said “What on Earth” I thought “No, what on Mars” 😂

I love how he said “what on earth?” When talking about the Vallens Marineris on mars 💀

9:26 that was really unexpected ich auch

@German_Patriot123

Жыл бұрын

Guten Tag

@TheVlogger110

Жыл бұрын

Ich kann auch Deutsch sprechen, aber nur ein bisschen.

@paulusdeminion

Жыл бұрын

AloO, ick schprecke ein bischen deutsch

@benschilling4016

Жыл бұрын

Hochlebe das Vaterland (im a german)

@janmamu8721

Жыл бұрын

@@paulusdeminion sear goot

I watch Drew Durnil and Jack, and whenever one of them makes a video like this I see most of these maps twice lol.

@eliconnelly6660

Жыл бұрын

Yeah same...

@geokou7645

Жыл бұрын

Same. But the different reactions are so worth it

When you said that doesn’t look so good, I’ve been on that rollercoaster.

I genuinely thought legoland was as common as something like starbucks until I saw this video and realized there was only 1 in california and I can walk to that legoland

@noide1837

Жыл бұрын

That map was wrong. There's one in Shaumburg Illinois and I'm pretty sure one in Minneapolis as well

@asheep7797

Жыл бұрын

Well, it's as common in Australia as Dunkin' Donuts.

10:06 I RULE ALL LARGE MEDITERRANEAN ISLANDS

6:53 Jack “What on Earth.” Don’t you mean? “What on Mars.”

In Finland we have ”Joka miehen oikeus” which is transleted to ”every mans right” and that means that everybody can go and enjoy they nature no matter who owns it. But of course you cannot steal anything or brake things.

0:46 Those tectonic plates playing havov with Iceland again.

Jack- "What on earth" Me, a smarti boy "No, its on mars"

Drinking game: Drink every time Jack says ‘enhance’

"OH THERES A TORNADO!" *me who lives in tornado alley, constantly bombarded with them: yep... yep there's dozens of them

Just because the last monarchs to die in battle were a long time ago doesn't mean that they stopped fighting in battles. George II of Great Britain fought in the Battle of Dettingon in 1743, and the Austrian, Russian, and Prussian monarchs fought in the Napoleonic Wars from 1803-1815 and the king of Saudi Arabia led troops in 1934. Elizabeth II also fought in WW2, but that was when she was still a princess.

Still loving this series Jack

It’s hilarious when Jack says “ENHANCE ENHANCE”

6:23 are we just not gonna talk about how half of the countries in Europe are missing?

@McFrikandellenGamers

9 ай бұрын

They gave no info

I love the windmills in central IL on the 16 bit map

Australia needs a Legoland

1:39 they even added Disney World

7:55 jack: 'CHarl3S tHe SEvENtH' the roman numerals clearly saying 12: am i a joke to you

i love the way he said:"Ik sprcke ei bischn deutsh!"

7:54 “Charles the SEVENTH”

@Mominshahzaib

Жыл бұрын

😹

@alphamale729

Жыл бұрын

Good one jack

@Johnne312

Жыл бұрын

Yea what’s up with that

@Okaz_

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@bestpenguin4711

8 ай бұрын

It is the seventh

My friends: how are you so good at geography? Me:

@dragonxnation4896

Жыл бұрын

Same

@quinntheaxolotl9818

Жыл бұрын

same

@LeafMapping

Жыл бұрын

I am from Michigan and I am kinda good at geography

Jack when talking about mars: "what on earth", Me: thats mars

Jack you are my favourite KZread channel by far. You have inspired me to learn so much Geography things. I have already learnt all of the countries of the world and I’m 11! Flags of the world is my next goal. I always ask my friend to tell me all countries he can name. This is what he says: Africa, Perth, China, Russia, America, Asia, Europe, Western Australia, Australia and India. Jack you are so funny and silly. Keep making your videos and being funny. Love you! 🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨

After looking at these maps, I can say that they are, in fact, impressive. Lol

0:11 this should be no context

Jack: speaking bout mars Also jack: what on EARTH bruh

1:30 "Very interesting how country borders make such a cultural difference even if somewhere's right next to somewhere else" that's just how it's shown on the map, and how the data are collected. It's not always true. Often, cultural differences change more gradually over distance and do not change suddenly at the border.

The “Elizebeethen” line pronunciation had my dying of laughter 😂(it’s pronounced e-liz-a-birth line)!!!

@tryxdc

Жыл бұрын

i think he knows that, but was going for something like "elizabethian"

Very impressive Jack! 😂

@CanadianReef

Жыл бұрын

*Insert clowny jumpscare noise here*

@itsytyt5192

Жыл бұрын

יי

@iyi4

Жыл бұрын

ta? to fenomenalnie

@runecappelle1075

Жыл бұрын

°_°

@simbody6992

Жыл бұрын

Egg

“Higher speed limits” Germany: *hold my beer*

Jack: looking at Mars Jack also: what on earth

4:46 a bunch of what😢😂

@Creatoroflemrons

11 ай бұрын

Diggers

@lewissuckling

4 ай бұрын

n- diggers

im sad how almost every map doesnt have New Zealand in it

6:02 you may mock it but on a winter evening with fondue or raclette this would make your belly explode with pure joy :p

When he said "Get away iceland" I couldnt stop laughing

1:33, actually, this colour shows the average for Russia as a whole. It does not consider the many, many peoples and cultures within Russia. Right above Armenia and Georgia is the Chechnya region in Russia, which is predominantly Muslim and has a high percentage of believers.

5:24 Jack we found a kangaroo in the rivers

6:54 Jack: 'What on earth' Me:' bruh it's on Mars'

Keep making videos!

3:11 what happend to the Netherlands?😅 it literally took me some time to find out if we where forgotten or just drawn wonky (very impressive drawing tho, I couldn’t do better)

4:04 jack should create a channel where he learns about history

@TheSuperCoolGamer

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@SigmaKyrgyzstan

Жыл бұрын

JackSucksAtHistory

@TheSuperCoolGamer

Жыл бұрын

@@SigmaKyrgyzstan ah yes

@engineer_gaming69

Жыл бұрын

Jacksucksathistory!

Jack: London traffic is bad also Jack but in Dhaka, Bangladesh: I take back my words.

Him reacting in 5 years Elizebeeth line😂😂😂 08:50