At some point I think Big Ed could take this route, and the doll would still leave him.

@pinkystinkeye5120

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 waaay too accurate of a prediction

@ladyBhluOnDemand

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 its gotta be younger than 30 though!

@blessingchuma6201

3 жыл бұрын

I predict that next year this time your statement will be true😂😂😂

@-bluejxy3484

3 жыл бұрын

“ I don’t know if they are feeling the same thing that I’m feeling .. “ Big Ed ; I like you .. a lot and .. and I want to know what you feel for me .. The doll ; * falls over and onto the floor * Big Ed ; * heart broken *

@ladyBhluOnDemand

3 жыл бұрын

@@-bluejxy3484 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

He looks like a premade sim that lives in your neighborhood and always comes over without warning

@idrinkpicklejuice8389

3 жыл бұрын

That's well described

@destroyallhumans12

3 жыл бұрын

r/rareinsults

@KYCN8

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@bagelmom168

3 жыл бұрын

I bet you he owns that eyeball ring

@bagelmom168

3 жыл бұрын

Actually the girl kinda looks more like a premade sim

...”an organic lass” Frankly, women should be happy this guy isn’t interested in them 😂

Oh man, it's Davecat. I first saw this guy on an old documentary from 2006 called "Guys and Dolls." Honestly, after 15 years, it looks like he's still pretty consistent with his opinions and viewpoints. Even back then, he was always advocating for synthetic partners but also still rational enough to know his dolls were ultimately just dolls. The dude obviously has some emotional or psychological history that led to his preferences, but as long as he's not hurting anyone, let him be a weirdo in his own home lol.

@willowashe

2 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of the criticism of this video stems from Davecat’s unique style. “Guys and Dolls” and some other similar docs also featured a few very ‘normie’ people who keep their dolls a closed door secret-they get much less interest. Some of them were less realistic and consistent than Davecat; they’d have families of dolls or pretend to be one until someone noticed. As said above, Davecat seems like a guy with maybe some trauma, and maybe some abandonment issues. The consistency of a ‘person’ who he can count on to be present may be really comforting. It may sooth some attachment disorder (not to armchair). Who knows. I do recall he did add another non-latex lady to the constellation several years back. For a kind of romanticized(?) take on these kind of relationships, the movie ‘Lars and The Real Girl’ with Ryan Gosling is really good.

@lilacscentedfushias1852

Жыл бұрын

I remember watching the documentary, I wonder if he’s found a real female partner yet? 😂I seem to remember his parents being on it too, there’s no way I’d admit to even knowing him 😂

@ihavenodesiretocreateahandle

Жыл бұрын

@@lilacscentedfushias1852 Even if he did find/date a real woman now, imagine how she'd feel! Davecat is somewhat famous/infamous for his doll loving and strange views regarding "organic lasses," if he ever was like "do you think we should introduce some toys into our.. yk, life?" she'd probably disintegrate into a nothingness of self-hatred and tears! - don't even get me started on her having to tell people that she's Davecat's girl, and then when those people see him, they'll be like, "isn't that.. doesn't he..? you're an actual human, right?"

@Airsoftcleaner

7 ай бұрын

I think he has a serious mental problem, And its simply this, If you look at his physical appearance ,He thinks he's White and British, come on, How many Black Men refer to Women as "Lasses"??? that is only in The UK or Scotland. In my honest opinion he should not be talking to a Psychologist, But a Psychiatrist.

@tumado7304

7 ай бұрын

i think sky rainbow multicolored people are way more weird than him.

This guys behaviour is a perfect example of a person being so insecure that they're using extreme arrogance to make up for it

@Tagerrun

3 жыл бұрын

How was he arrogant? He just showed his weird hobbies to the world and probably felt uncomfortable hence the weird faces he made. Obviously this dudes not a social butterfly, but maybe he’s an awesome friend and dependable?

@alexanderbruwer9363

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tagerrun it is my perception of his demeanor and tone, you could be 100% correct but the way I view him is as stated above Edit: had a spelling error, my bad

@Tagerrun

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderbruwer9363 I think he’s on the spectrum and information and data are easier for him to deal with. It would be cool to see how he acts when he doesn’t know he’s being filmed.

@alexanderbruwer9363

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tagerrun true, very true

@idalarsen2540

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tagerrun Or he's just arrogant. It doesn't always have to be something going on mentally and such. Sometimes people are just arrogant jerks, and he certainly seems like one. Being on the spectrum is no excuse for bs-behaviour and attitude anyway. Don't baby an obiviously grown adult. Even IF he happens to be on the spectrum, babying him and excusing arrogance and bad behaviour in general certainly won't benefit him either.

The doll can't emote, yet she looks so disappointed 🤣

@onur.b.793

3 жыл бұрын

For a grown man his lifestyle actually is..sad....so sad...

@sbfairy

3 жыл бұрын

@@onur.b.793 OMG this is true!

@amjadmohammed485

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@halcyon.89

3 жыл бұрын

Idk, his private life is sabotaged. He didn't hurt anyone. I don't think he should accept to be on this show, or being squeezed out to be someone entertainment!

@KbL94

3 жыл бұрын

At least she didn’t get stuck with Big Ed

I feel like the reason this man can’t be in a relationship with a real person is because he feels like he has to control everything from what she wears, where she sits, what color hair and what length, and so much more. He’s a control freak.

@bubbytumby8509

2 жыл бұрын

yeah because the doll can dress herself lol. you are a freaking idiot

@cordulam

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't call it "control" when somebody is handling an inanimate object.

@justpassingthrough7990

Жыл бұрын

@@cordulam What that person meant was, Davecat can't even begin to have any kind relation with an actual person because that would mean giving up control. With inanimate objects, he holds all the cards. What it wears, what hair it has, he even gets to dictate their personalty type and fashion sense all while claiming that its the doll's own personal preferences. It's very Dahmer. Creepy. I dated a guy somewhat like that before. People like that are lonely for a reason.

@tumado7304

7 ай бұрын

you might be blind , but thats a doll, if you look that way ,if you customize anything on your life/daily basis its the same as with that doll

Plot twist: There's actually a soul that possesses the doll and only Dave can communicate with it. Side Note: I just had an idea for a BOMB horror movie.....

@Ara-xf7ov

3 жыл бұрын

You want some help with it??? lmaooo cause i like where this is going...💀🤣

@CatGuy969

3 жыл бұрын

The university of California owns a microscope that is SO POWERFUL it can produce images to the resolution of HALF of a hydrogen atom. That's CRAZY! But do you know what's even crazier? Even if I were to use THAT microscope, I still wouldn't be even close to finding out who actually asked?!

@Ara-xf7ov

3 жыл бұрын

@@CatGuy969 Well I wasn't really talking to you soooo. Your point? If you didn't like it, you could just look at the other 3 thousand or so comments....

@Bill0341xx

3 жыл бұрын

Why aren’t we funding this??

@Ara-xf7ov

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bill0341xx idk... you wanna b the treasurer of the movement? lol

Dudes haircut tells me everything I need to know about him.

@Hunter_Snowfang

3 жыл бұрын

YES. Way too accurate.

@daweirdnwb7258

3 жыл бұрын

@Mend Amar V3.0 Nah

@maximumlength5052

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s really telling about his personality that his haircut is the same as hitlers

@vexageedits6995

3 жыл бұрын

Like what?.... The fact that he looks gay, straight and a-sexual at the same time

@lilfruitbat

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh he looks like Spongebob's cousin Stanley 😭

The thing that makes this much weirder than the balloon fetish is that this guy's relationship with his doll is all about control. He controls everything, from where she sits to what she wears to what color hair she has. That's why it's creepy. He can't be with a human because he won't have that kind of control.

@ZenLord

3 жыл бұрын

I was also thinking that. Like he was saying he can’t deal with ppl’s inconsistency, and then Felix saying that he is roleplaying the inconsistency anyways (for example the tie thing), just made me realize that he just wants everything to be under his control, even the inconsistency part.

@andrielisilien

3 жыл бұрын

Some people like that turn to children to have that kind of control. I say let him have his doll.

@caitolent

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrielisilien For sure. Still creepy.

@ZenLord

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrielisilien I so agree, it’s best he does this to a doll and not a person who has feelings

@4d3c2b1a

3 жыл бұрын

Better than modern women

I remember growing up and hearing about them producing these “real dolls” and I would hear grown men saying the dolls were going to “replace women, and women would no longer be needed” Kinda damaged me as a little girl tbh😐

@bluechair5516

3 жыл бұрын

That's pretty fucked up. Also that's like saying womens only purpose is to sexually please men.

@jenny8330

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I mean men are actually gonna die out at some point, and we don’t even need them to reproduce either

@Kipplz

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenny8330 i'm all for equality and equity, but that statement is ignorant 😂

@jenny8330

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kipplz my “statement” had nothing to do with equality it’s a fact. We can reproduce with bone marrow so men aren’t even needed

@9.5.9.5

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenny8330 Do you think people are going to let that happen?

That moment tho, when Ken was talking about Mary in the morning and Pewds just goes..... ‘careful.’

I dropped ded laughing when he literally called women ' organic partners '

@publicserviceannouncement4777

3 жыл бұрын

I was on the organic partner part then looked down and saw your comment. It's a USDA FDA approved non-GMO certified organic partner. Cage free...

@Guus115

3 жыл бұрын

Its like saying its a cis woman

@mmmmmmmm1942

3 жыл бұрын

Like, it made me uncomfortable. His view of women is just backwards

@ERT_Andretti

3 жыл бұрын

@Mend Amar V3.0 bot

@SP-hb4mk

3 жыл бұрын

The way most men talk about women, I'm not shocked tbh

Davecat: "she's asleep right now" Doll: 👁👄👁

@Starlite2119

2 жыл бұрын

She looks like that Couples court chick that became a meme 👁️ 👄 👁️ Lmao!!!

@alpha_jasperflair1097

2 жыл бұрын

@@Starlite2119 the doll: See you in court

@Cobra4993

2 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment on this video thank you

@izzybear943

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@chrisprilloisebola

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

"she's not a tie person" no, she's not a person xD

As a student of psychology, the conversation acknowledging that psychologists ARE professionals was very refreshing.

@katjosephperez8772

9 ай бұрын

My brother got his master’s degree in counseling. Last year I spent 8 days in the depression unit of a local mental hospital. The year before I did a month of partial hospitalization (day program) at the same facility, although it was very different. I finally found the right therapist for me. He’s a trauma therapist I see weekly and have had for over a year. A PTSD episode landed me in that inpatient hospital stay, but that was very good for me. I’ve been seeing psychiatrists without any breaks since I became chronically ill at age 11. It is a *noble* profession. Carrying the weight of others is not something most people can or would want to do for work. I took Psychology I in college, but the professor was changed a few days before class started, and she has just stopped doing exclusively research. I’m not comparing what I learned to you. Don’t get me wrong. But after most students failed the first exam, she said that we should all be thinking like professionals by then. 😅 Wow. Psych I is such a common elective, and then a few students may be inspired to move forward with it. I got at least an 88 on that test, but it wasn’t easy. I learned a lot

@tumado7304

7 ай бұрын

i met a bunch of you becasue of my chronic depression and all you want is to exploit people at least here in switzerland is like that , a weekly meet to tal with other people is 700fr + 200 for each consultation.

@Bones09990

5 ай бұрын

Here in America, most psychologists are looking to find out what's wrong with themselves. When it comes to someone else... they have NO idea what they're doing.

@gargoyled_drake

4 ай бұрын

Therapists often have issues with control and admitting their own mistakes. Which is a very bad mix with the profession that is their work. At least for their clients.

As a young female, I hope this guy stays with his doll.

@n.r.546

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. I don't believe that this guy should reproduce.🤔

@sally675

3 жыл бұрын

69th like lol

@absolute_harom

3 жыл бұрын

shut up you organic female

@feraltaco4783

3 жыл бұрын

As a middle aged woman I pray that he stays away from any organic woman for the rest of his life.

@siouxd799

3 жыл бұрын

I think he needs a man doll also!

Dave: "I can't live without my real doll" Felix: "... What's a fake doll?"

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am the ULTlMATE L0VER on this platform. Don't enter the ch*nnel of me, AxxL, if you are not above a certain age, dear j

@joshyahboo4q844

3 жыл бұрын

About $12000

@slurpnburp5487

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku K cringe lord

@andresgonzalez1236

3 жыл бұрын

Made in China? 🤣🤣

@andresgonzalez1236

3 жыл бұрын

@Mend Amar V3.0 no they are right you won't

“I don’t wanna have to deal with peoples’ inconsistencies” “My doll doesn’t like ties” 🤔🤔🤔

I use to work at forever21 and I helped a man look for clothes for his gf who wasn’t there and he was so into it...I thought it was so sweet but now I’m thinking it might have been this kind of situation 😆

Colt could make himself the perfect Brazilian doll and still cheat on it with another doll

@taystar55

3 жыл бұрын

Best Comment!!

@rgr010

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously... That guy...

@Bananachan289

3 жыл бұрын

She could sit and watch cartoons with Debbie

@gyrozeppeli2740

3 жыл бұрын

Come to brasil

@feraltaco4783

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bananachan289 oh no. Debbie would _NEVER_ allow any woman get between her and her boyfriend _ahem_ son.

Imagine trying to convince people that you're perfectly normal on a show called My strange addiction.

@markabboud8564

3 жыл бұрын

What if they’re all normal and we’re (along with the showmakers) all the strange ones?

@MrBLAA

3 жыл бұрын

@@markabboud8564 dude… no😂🤦‍♂️ These are people that need _real_ friends, to tell them “STOP!” He obviously has too many people in his life, like you, telling him _this type of behavior is OK_

@trisharb

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBLAA I think they were joking

@imtoxicAF

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he's happier than normal couples tho I mean women can be pretty toxic when it comes to relationships

@markabboud8564

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBLAA You Win! You win Dummy Of The Day! It must suck to take everything you read 100% seriously and can’t see the obvious joke and humor of my comment.

People like this like dolls (and/or corpses) because they can control them 100%. The doll can't talk back/argue, can't leave, and can't do anything whatsoever. The doll is dependent on him 100% for everything. This man was probably rejected by a girl out of his league and (he is a neckbeard, after all) so he latched onto a doll to cope.

He has some really supportive friends for how weird his “relationship” is

@Xadaj127

2 жыл бұрын

They probably know he's better off with a doll than an 'organic partner'.

@ravenwashere1776

2 жыл бұрын

They know this "relationship" is actually preventing him from potentially going out and mistreating real women and trying to be in complete control.

@tumado7304

7 ай бұрын

maybe his friends got divorced and pay a ton of money for child support or other situation and they see him as lucky

@bluespark01

4 ай бұрын

@@tumado7304 Maybe people like you are incels and need to touch grass since you can't touch a woman. You're mom must be real proud of you if this is how you see woman.

When Felix was like “I’m scared Ken!” When talking about if Marzia is beautiful in the mornings 😂

@littlebug1392

3 жыл бұрын

The man knows not to anger the pasta lady

@OMGITSMEDUSTIN

3 жыл бұрын

We need Felix to read this comment and blink twice if he is in trouble. We are here for you Felix!

@JustOrangey

3 жыл бұрын

That part just played when I read this lol 😂

@NorthernGreenEyes

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I just watched that part. Ah yes the married life! 😅

@zoeskye

3 жыл бұрын

Thing is, I honestly cannot think of Marzia as anything but gorgeous haha

Tbh as a woman I'm terrified that it seems his ideal partner is someone who can't respond back to him. I would never want to be with a person like that. Sounds like he want's a woman who is basically a corpse. Let him keep his doll if it keeps him away from real people.

@bunnyrabi

3 жыл бұрын

Yea guys like this exists with different extremes. Like I have talked too many guys and quite a few just CAN'T and REFUSE to understand others. Also can't look past their hornyness. But honestly I don't mind, just have to avoid these people, and let them stay lonely. We just need more adequate protection against those people

@tripalongbrasil

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr. These are the type of dudes who don't give a shit about consent and mutual understanding... they treat women like shit and then go around saying we're the crazy ones 😒

@kinsta2949

3 жыл бұрын

🙄🙄🙄

@Solynn777

3 жыл бұрын

A guy kinda like him got hyperfixated with me back in high school, and it was some scary shit... Hope he gets help before he hurts someone

@hartgeldnutte69

3 жыл бұрын

well yk there are girls that want to be used like that. there are people who literally want to pleasure their partner at any cost, even if it may risk their own health and safety

its so weird like the only thing that seems to make him “happy” is the control he gets having the doll.

Who else wants a key to his place so you can go in and move that doll around while he is gone?

@bananabot151

2 жыл бұрын

I ain't touching that

@apostrophy6466

2 жыл бұрын

@@bananabot151 LMAO

@hydrogenmissle

2 жыл бұрын

Have at it! i aint touching that disgusiting thing

The way his friends react to the situation, I think this guy is a BIG creep to real women so the friends are like "Yeah I think this is the best relationship he's ever had.."

@GtheCatLady

3 жыл бұрын

I mean...at least instead of trying to force someone into a relationship or worse he’s doing something that doesn’t actually hurt anyone.

@codafett

3 жыл бұрын

@@GtheCatLady Creepy though

@pattihainline1573

3 жыл бұрын

Well I'm definately sure they absolutely do not argue! And instead of being a controling abusive guy! Well it's just a doll! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@erodey3133

3 жыл бұрын

@@codafett that's better, cuz it's a doll, not a women. He is obviously creepy and likes to control everything, he can do whatever he wants to his doll. He isn't hurting any person (from what we see), so it's better for everyone I guess.

@BlackViolet96

2 жыл бұрын

Ken and Pewds called her an enabler, but I think she's just doing a favor for every woman on earth.

Gives his doll a personality, name. Meanwhile, calling people “organic partners” lmao. He’s got it backwards

@shreyashrivastava4840

3 жыл бұрын

He's evolving. Just backwards.

@TheBetterBleedingBladesYouTube

3 жыл бұрын

@@shreyashrivastava4840 He’s evolving, just sideways and fuckin diagonal.

@SoMooLand1nine7

3 жыл бұрын

Nah we human are organic. That one is synthetic non-ORGANic stuff. 😉 Get it eh ha! 👉🏼

@4d3c2b1a

3 жыл бұрын

Youve never loved 1 iykyk

@jonathanodude6660

3 жыл бұрын

he said shes synthetic multiple times. hes making a distinction because theyre both valid to him.

That part when you mentioned it's literally hikikomori is so accurate. It's also a very sad culture to see because it always ends up in MAJOR social withdrawal and spikes in depression and suicide rates. I really hope that this guy does heed the reality checks and does continue receiving the help he may need. And I don't mean this sarcastically, I genuinely think that he could use some help and it might really help if he just lets them. I also hope that he can one day open up to relationships again and maybe be able to understand not all girls will cheat on you. Trust, I learned the hard way through lots of intensive therapy that "All-or-nothing Thinking" is not a healthy cognitive distortion to apply on every single relationship you run into, or relationships as a whole. It will only leave you constantly paranoid of ever going into another relationship ever based on a negative experience you may have had in the past. It's also mixed with some "Fortune Telling" Cognitive distortions where he's predicting events that he doesn't know is actually gonna happen. Not every girl is gonna cheat on you, and no not every relationship you run into will be toxic or end up in disaster. [Edit] I just wanted to mention that for "Fortune Telling" distortions, if you are thinking "Every relationship I run into will be toxic or end in disaster", you first need to take a close, hard, unbiased examination of yourself before you can write it off as fortune telling. The reason is because if every relationship you are running into is toxic, the problem may lie within YOU. So writing it off as a distortion will be enabling yourself to continue "running" into toxic relationships when you may be the one causing it. Ok just wanted to leave that in there so I don't get misconstrued But what do I know, I'm just a rando on the internet with a thumb up my arse. Tbh, I don't know absolutely ANYTHING about his relationships or life, and I'm not a trained therapist or whatever. I just want to help other people who may do these things as well and hopefully be able to be more mindful of these very harmful thinking habits to continue a more healthy and stable love life. I know to most of yall it may be rule of thumb, but I had no clue about all this stuff and wish I knew such a long time ago. Alr i know this was long but ima go schleepe byeeee

@senif684

2 жыл бұрын

(Sorry if this felt ramble-y btw, im pretty high atm but I also do think it could help people who may have not known about these types of things. Seriously, I wish that they would teach us these basic thinking patterns in my school so we wouldn't be so confused as to why we feel certain ways and how to cope with it.)

@veydsahvoz3870

2 жыл бұрын

Wrote a whole novel, Personally I believe that deserves a like.

Everyone's gangster until the doll starts talking to him in night when nobody is around.

@hydrogenmissle

2 жыл бұрын

He would probly love her more

“Do you think he slaps her?” “Who knows she can’t tell us” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@zstrode.8953

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that there were hang cuffs and whips DEFINITELY!!

@Alex-dj1os

2 жыл бұрын

@@zstrode.8953 you do know that its hand* cuffs

@izzybear943

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

@izzybear943

2 жыл бұрын

He's all "see what you made me do!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭☠☠☠☠⚰⚰⚰⚰👻👻👻👻

@nicoleray86

2 жыл бұрын

i mean at least hes convinced that he can't be with a real girl so no real harm if he does I guess..?

This guy is just selfish. If he was in a relationship with a real person, he'd have to make compromises and care about her needs and happiness. It's probably best he just stick with the doll...

@francinesmith7884

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I speak for a lot of women when I say he should ABSOLUTELY stick with the dolls.

@titanoriginel7823

3 жыл бұрын

I love seeing women upset at this shit😂 "He prefers dolls over real women? What a loser🙄"

@kataplexors

3 жыл бұрын

@@titanoriginel7823 On one hand, tea. On the other hand, there are sooo many red flags here...

@titanoriginel7823

3 жыл бұрын

@@kataplexors wdym?

@GAMINGBLAZE

3 жыл бұрын

@@kataplexors This is the beginning many men are preferring dolls than real women because of fake feminism.

I can't imagine Marzia ever looking bad tbh

I like how he tells her he's heading out, kisses her, and then shuts off the light and just leaves her sitting in the dark..lmao!!

@kyara.h8500

3 жыл бұрын

I know right ! 😂

@drock9009

3 жыл бұрын

Just think about if she was a real person? They would be like what the?

@ananyaneralla5382

2 жыл бұрын

Because she is clearly not gonna be paying the bills! Synthetic love is great till it comes to paying the electricity bill😂😂

@izzybear943

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

@arvayahrozier4402

2 жыл бұрын

That is so creepy. That just proves that subconsciously he doesn't see her as a person but an object. He knows that she is not real so he turns off the light like you would if you were leaving an empty house.

pewds: whY WOULD YOU HANDCUFF A DOLL!?! ..does he handcuff himself??.... ken and pewds: *thinking extremely hard*

@eileennovak1656

3 жыл бұрын

Does she try to escape? Who'd blame her?

“She’s not awake right now” Doll: 👁‍🗨👁‍🗨 👄

“How can you say no?” “…..and neither can they” 😂😂

The doll guy is the epitome of ‘at first I was like mm feet, as a joke. But bro, I don’t think it’s a joke anymore’.

@hawk535

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@sadiemaefae

3 жыл бұрын

true but like both of these things don't affect any of us and also I'm sure that there is people out there that do way way way way weirder s*** we just don't know about it cuz they don't tell anyone

@The_Stoned_Wanderer

3 жыл бұрын

@@sadiemaefae and that's not even including all the illegal weird shit people get into.

I feel like these are the kind of people who objectify women and are looking for a trophy wife rather than a real person with their own personality, with their own boundaries and wants and needs. A doll won't argue or disagree with you and you can pretty much do anything you want with them without them not giving consent.

@El_Bartto

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting take

@randy6742

3 жыл бұрын

So on the bright side he's got a doll instead of trying to manipulate some girl into the same situation.

@NukeCaulfield

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure, in most cases, it's because they're lonely and can't attract real women.

@splashydiamond

3 жыл бұрын

Boohoo nigga

@irrnfhdns9svjwjw269

3 жыл бұрын

No they are the type of person who couldn't actually get a girlfriend or wife

23:28 omg I'm literally crying 🤣🤣 The way we can just SEE his mind going places lol

He obviously doesn’t actually want a relationship with a live person. That person might do or say something he doesn’t expect or like. This way he can pretend that Sidore said or did whatever continues the narrative/script in his mind. It’s a control thing. A modern day Pygmalion.

@idkwhattotype4704

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t expect to see the name Pygmalion here lol. The ancient Dave Cat

If this was Toy Story, the dolls would try to find their way out by sending themselves back for a refund.

@tyrues1682

3 жыл бұрын

It would be like that scene in sausage party when they realize they're in hell

@GAMINGBLAZE

3 жыл бұрын

You are Jealous

@royirving842

2 жыл бұрын

wanna make some love ?

@anafantasyy

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO TRUE

@anafantasyy

2 жыл бұрын

@@GAMINGBLAZE uhh, what? How is she jealous?

Felix really trying hard to save that mans dignity at the beginning 😭

@41tinman41

3 жыл бұрын

It was wholesome of him to give the guy the benefit of the doubt. Give him a chance to make his case. But yeah, tha dude's clearly in a world of his own. At least he isn't hurting anyone, right?

@thewholecircus2792

3 жыл бұрын

@@41tinman41 there are more humans than ever before but there are somehow more lonely people than ever before this stuff is heartbreaking

@41tinman41

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewholecircus2792 There’s a lot of factors that contributed to that. I wish that wasn’t the case where people are lonelier despite the fact that you can talk to someone anytime anywhere, but it’s the life we’re dealt. We all have our coping mechanisms, his is just odd in our perspective. To him, it’s socially acceptable.

@comedicsociopathy

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewholecircus2792 Maybe because people are getting more and more egocentric and unbearable to deal with? Just a thought. This guy is "lonely" because he's clearly an @sshole.

@comedicsociopathy

3 жыл бұрын

@Casey Vinson That's his problem though.

I like how Ken and Felix are psychoanalyzing this guy more than the psychiatrist

I think the situation for these kind of people who find “love” in non human “relationships” is where they lack in the ability to connect with an actual human being which includes avoiding judgment. So they fall in love with the idea of having an emotion bond to something. Sexually might make the bond more “real” maybe. But being alone or the way a person might grow up being judged for their interests might lead to them wanting to stray from actual people relations. If anything this is not as Creepy but just sad. He’s a lonely man who wants to stay with a non real person so he doesn’t have conflict.

Davecat is trying to be the stereotypical mega smart anime character but then he’s just a fool banging a doll

@SupportMensMentalHealth

3 жыл бұрын

Crude but accurate 😂

@D.Martyr

2 жыл бұрын

@@emrahalien2972 how 🤔

Ken and Felix making up a whole story about the two is so funny, I would watch a whole show with a insane person making up an abusive relationship with a doll with a bitchy personality

@leesa899

3 жыл бұрын

it's even better because they do that sort of thing every episode

@tariqrahmani5481

3 жыл бұрын

Time for a felix-ken podcast !

@EdgarRazorlip

3 жыл бұрын

You should watch Lars and the Real Girl, or Love Object

@irenebae3566

3 жыл бұрын

you mean robbie and rex from victorious

@Sketchy_Dood

2 жыл бұрын

@@leesa899 idk this one stuck out to me more cus it goes more off the hook

Ken ”with these new dolls how can you say no” Pewds “And neither can they” Me “o.o ... oh shit he did not just say that lmao 😂 “

The fact that his ideal relationship is with a pleasure doll says a lot about him as a person

@tumado7304

7 ай бұрын

for example?

Imagine he comes back home one day and the doll has actually moved.

@paulgotik

3 жыл бұрын

imagine caring this much about what a man does alone with a doll.

@tenshiisbored2643

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulgotik i mean the whole show is made for entertainment and clearly the dude was fine with being on the show lmao?

@Sly-Moose

3 жыл бұрын

[Insert I Am Legend scene]

@RealElongatedMuskrat

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sly-Moose you beat me to it, I was just about to say this.

@aribsirkhot5647

3 жыл бұрын

aw hell naw

Don't you love it how the psychiatrist as he goes away actually waves to the doll but ignores the guy?! What a troll.

@warframehunter7298

3 жыл бұрын

I genuinely feel for this dude, but I feel like if he really tried he could find someone.

@dontcare6863

3 жыл бұрын

@@warframehunter7298 😶 i mean we're talking about the real world here, he's the kind of guy who would get shoved in a trashcan and come home with gum in his hair

@jonnylemonseeds288

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontcare6863 it's the real world not middle school, no grown adult gets shoved into a trashcan and gets gum put in their hair

@dontcare6863

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonnylemonseeds288 lol I just wanted to say in a nice way that in the real world even if he tried he probably would still be single

@unbeatengamer755

2 жыл бұрын

@@warframehunter7298 but he doesn't want to.

so one of the more creepier aspects is the doll actually has a twitter account under her name ,obviously ran by him and he posts about himself from her point of view. He also now has other dolls that are apart of their relationship and they also all have twitter accounts it's some weird shit.

I married once. She left me cuz I'm the only one that got dinner. Then she complained about not being able to say anything in the relationship and before she left she asked why she was always in the dark. CAWD, man. She is obviously insane.

Y'all actually did a whole role play as DaveCat and the doll. I'm in tears. Quality content right here

@twiztidfreekshow199

3 жыл бұрын

@that Wicked Texan whoop whoop! Always! MMFWCL!

@farzana_614

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was hilarious..😂😂

The doll is just as enthusiastic to be with him as a real woman would be.

@Victor-sp5dh

3 жыл бұрын

The doll tries to escape?

@paulgotik

3 жыл бұрын

do you feel better now that you have talked shit about the guy? He is not doing anything bad to anyone, let him be.

@aleksbedriy

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulgotik i agree with you, he is just doing what he likes to do, if he doesn't harm anybody then why i should harm him even with words.

@TheFuzzyPetiole

3 жыл бұрын

Harsh! 🤣

@TheDragiix3

3 жыл бұрын

@@Victor-sp5dh that's what he got the handcuffs for

this is a trauma response, sadly this is abandonment issues, anxiety, depression and loneliness in a very contorted form. i feel bad for him and i hope he finds real love and learns to love himself and brake down his walls a face his traumas and defensive ways of speaking and thinking . send love and light this man needs genuine psychological help

9:25 Love how Felix never calls Ken SIMP ... the level of respect is outrageous ! blows my mind

“😱 ThEre iS a WhiiiP on tHe waALl 😭” 3:52 I can’t- 😂 the way he said it with such fear.

@tardybloomer

3 жыл бұрын

Read this as he said it loooooool

Bruh the books on the back was the entire “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” series lmao😂

@HDMI-VGA

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I totally saw that too!!

@roeital5504

3 жыл бұрын

I knew it!

@jelousjake3500

3 жыл бұрын

And death note and ajin Demi human

@lmao1660

3 жыл бұрын

*This fool cannot challenge me*

@skighte4256

3 жыл бұрын

I knew it. I also have the entire series too

Honestly, these dolls are keeping his creepy ass from real women. He's happy and so are we. Prob why his friends, etc are so supportive.

@inspiradorupees3029

4 ай бұрын

You sound jealous….

@johnprim

4 ай бұрын

I agree. You can call the guy weird, but he probably won't ever harass a real woman, so good for him.

12:10 Something worse? Felix… have you seen what this man is voluntarily doing to his hair?

I get the feeling we’ll see a follow up with him 20 years from now. He’ll have a newer, younger model he’s in love with and the cameraman will open the freezer to find his first doll was chopped up and frozen...

@albinhaformiga1070

3 жыл бұрын

I think at that point there would robots for that

@shirleysantos5935

3 жыл бұрын

@Say Sike Right Now lmaooo

@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica

3 жыл бұрын

@Randomstuff460 Oh yes i just chopped up my ex this morning

@paulgotik

3 жыл бұрын

@Randomstuff460 yes of course they are. And women are perfect queen that do nothing wrong or creepy.

This guy probably saw death note and thought he was as smart as Light and L

@Chloe-nw4vj

3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t we all 🤣🤣

@Nirian_vigora

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, the hair, the single earring, a "girl" he dresses primarily in goth fashion, I think you are into something lmao

@internetspectator6051

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nirian_vigora onto*

@ameliascarlett5271

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't imagine a world without light

@internetspectator6051

3 жыл бұрын

@@ameliascarlett5271 and i couldn't imagine a world without darkness

The'if you can read my mind bit' is relatable AF. I remember being so paranoid about it that I started thinking in English. At first it was down right impossible as I was not speaking the language, but after a few months of constant struggle it went fine.

People like this are why I don’t tell anyone I know I like anime….because people think people that like anime are all like this

I’m constantly amazed at how much attention to detail Ken has. I would’ve never spotted the book on the table. He’d make an amazing detective!

@Autz69

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he knew what is was about when he bought it lol cause it’s not what it seems, it’s a series of short stories and has been adapted to film on Netflix

@CenkoDeMayo

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the mustache that makes it

Seeing him caress the dolls inner thigh really set the creep factor to a new high for me.

everyone in the comments talking about how weird the dude with the doll is, i'm here just laughing my shins off from Ken's and Pewd's roleplaying throughout the video

That psychiatrist is saving tons of girls from that dude’s attention so.. thanks doc

You guys should look into the body builder who married his doll and he even takes it out to parks, restaurants and even driving.

@CowGirlBeeBop

3 жыл бұрын

It sound like the driving is the worst part for you 😂

@ethanbutler7866

3 жыл бұрын

@@CowGirlBeeBop the restaurants he could handle but the driving is just too far

@markoz673bajen8

3 жыл бұрын

Did they not get a divorce ?

@ethanbutler7866

3 жыл бұрын

@@markoz673bajen8 I wonder if he made her sign a prenup

@samanthablue9322

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethanbutler7866 does he let her drive

Just a wholesome cool dad and his swedish son hanging out

@_stfubroskii

3 жыл бұрын

He had a baby at 5 thats very sussy

The way they’re about to quarrel about how beautiful their wives look when they wake up. 😭 wow I want to get married! Even a doll would do! lol 😂

The fact that the king, Pewdiepie himself, loves JoJo, Godzilla, and *Ultraman* Just warms my heart, and made me happy.

@Sylde-0

2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised that he knows about ultraman. Ultraman is not as popular as the other ones and he still knows about ultraman.

I love how he refers to real women as "organic lasses" 🤣🤣

@mmmmmmmm1942

3 жыл бұрын

It makes me sooo uncomfortable

@SP-hb4mk

3 жыл бұрын

As a real woman, it is uncomfortably close to how some men treat us anyway 😬

@ethanbutler7866

3 жыл бұрын

I only like the free range ones, battery farmed organic lasses just don't hit the same

@anomalous34

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethanbutler7866 Agreed.

@sarahwithstars

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethanbutler7866 nah they are so demanding. The upkeep on that piece of ass is a lot and yet they all get old and you have to trade them in just the same as battery lass/piece of ass!

I just love how Ken and Felix have stayed connected and are still friends after all these years. 🥰🥰🥰

At least this guy isn't taking his frustrations out of women. He's not harming anyone and he's just living he's life even if it's sad. Female robot companions are gonna be big thing in the future

@sgracem2863

3 жыл бұрын

Right idk why anyone has problems with dolls Nd stuff at least that takes the creepy men out of the dating pool!

@kopykat6843

2 жыл бұрын

How you worded that i instantly thought of chobits.

it’s gonna be a big problem when the doll starts to respond to him

I could be completely wrong, but I can't help but get a controlling vibe off this guy... Like when he said he didn't want to get involved with other real people's 'inconsistencies', I feel like that's because you can't control humans to say or do what you like unlike a doll... I really hope his interest sticks solely to dolls and doesn't evolve into anything well dangerous... Creepy 😨

@tacticalninjas2669

3 жыл бұрын

And even with the dolls “inconsistencies”, he’s in control of them

@Whawha96

3 жыл бұрын

Your theory makes sense. He could also do with a lot of therapy, though.

@GAMINGBLAZE

3 жыл бұрын

Same goes to people who have pets. And specifically who wants to stay alone with pets instead of human

@tammanahsinghrajpoot6404

3 жыл бұрын

@@GAMINGBLAZE Not necessarily. It just means they are fine with just themselves and the company of the animals around them. It's a different case if they are controlling each and every movement of their pets. Otherwise, they can be doing their own thing while the pet companion is on their own. Obviously, in most cases, they do find a partner. There are relatively few people who spend their entire lives with just their pets and no one else.

@Subhuman5season

2 жыл бұрын

@@tammanahsinghrajpoot6404 well I’m gonna be one of those ppl cuz ion never finding a woman 80/20 rule for life

Yes the two most handsome men on the internet laughing over weird people. Perfection

@leenahaudio

3 жыл бұрын

Right???!!

@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica

3 жыл бұрын

..really? i dont see Charlie?

@noahlaveno5809

3 жыл бұрын

@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica yeah right we got 2 out of the 3

5:55 he’s talking about katya’s Gennifer

Or you can wait until there are fully functional androids in the future. Marrying an android that could talk and function like you or me wouldn't be that weird.

I'm no professional, but the "i know." with the arrogant behaviour is a type of selfdeffense mechanism. He knows somethings wrong, he had some kinda trauma, and now he's all wrapped up in his "safeplace". He's afraid of change, of leaving, to want more. He rather settles for this fantasy with the dolls. That's really sad.

@anothermereapostleofjimpickens

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this guy made me sad in the way he can’t really be happy

@GAMINGBLAZE

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't seem sad , you are sad that's why you want to think he is also sad

@SausageDynamo

3 жыл бұрын

Im sad

@Baalenciaga666

3 жыл бұрын

@@GAMINGBLAZE you honestly think that this is normal? He’s literally so lonely he’s inventing a partner.

@GAMINGBLAZE

3 жыл бұрын

@@Baalenciaga666 You can't say that everyone has their own choice

Once again Ken has to teach Felix about the birds and the bees

That banter when ken was pretending to be the doll went on way longer than I expected 😂

@hydrogenmissle

2 жыл бұрын

Thats guys way of coping with themselves being uncomfortable about something we have to crack jokes about it

2:41 dem boi's freaky😂

“I can’t live without my real doll.” Felix: “Whats a fake doll?” Reminds me of when my dad and I would watch ‘Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town’, and when Santa brought toys to the kids for the first time, they exclaimed: “Real toys!!!”, and my dad would reply with: “is there such thing as a fake toy?”

@nixipixi8945

3 жыл бұрын

Lol!! I swear my dad the the same kind of thing, but I cant remember what it was. Gotta love dads 😆

@tardybloomer

3 жыл бұрын

Its true though right ??? what IS a fake doll? Haha

@freddyfazbear247

3 жыл бұрын

I believe "my real doll" is a brand

Did anyone else try to snuggle all their stuffed animals so they didn't feel left out or forgotten? I used to do that a lot as a kid to the point where I put all my stuffed animals on my bed and slept with all of them every night. I also tried to include every barbie/toy that I had whenever I played with them. I used to personify my stuff so much growing up

@kalinsage2063

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! And my kids do it too , it almost felt like I really believed the toys had feelings when I was little 🥲😅

@FrozenGaming99

3 жыл бұрын

I did that too as a kid but it never led to anything in my adult life 😂

@ilariasavioli507

3 жыл бұрын

ME TOO!

@margaret8775

3 жыл бұрын

I used to decapitate the head of my dolls, I don’t know why lmao

@MsBluebot

3 жыл бұрын

Ya I’ve done that too but I don’t do that anymore. I only sleep with one now and two at Christmas

Davecat definitely was thinking "wait until this psychiatrist leaves then your gonna get it!!!" 😂

when Pewds brought up Marzia all i remember is: Marzia: "Felix?", Pewds: "yeah?" Marzia: "are you using my high heels?", Pewds: *standing in her high heels* ".....no" and idk why XD

The doll is literally the look of every twitch e-girl that exists. Lmaooo

@Shortjascha

3 жыл бұрын

That video is so much older that egirl culture

@Sindri27

3 жыл бұрын

Its an old video too guess that look has come back in style

@Emilygeee

3 жыл бұрын

She’s a trendsetter!

@sabinaolimova6385

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shortjascha q

@constantinazad2219

3 жыл бұрын

@Mend Amar V3.0 NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES EPIC CRINGE BRUH.

13:11 Marzia are you taking selfie? 😂

Ken and Felix are awesome man. I would have so much fun hangin out with them. literally have the exact same sense of humor.

It would be cool to see the unholy trinity of ken, Felix, and Jack reacting to vids like this. I say unholy, because they look at some weird shit.

@bittercharmer4870

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Kevin!

@Labelress

3 жыл бұрын

Buff pro

@apizlmbg1

3 жыл бұрын

@@bittercharmer4870 man i watched that blood woman video so many times because their interaction is just gold

@desykee3088

3 жыл бұрын

Buff was the OG

@bbear2695

3 жыл бұрын

it bums me out they never let buff play with the big boys.

I love how when Ken and Felix are role playing as the doll, every time Ken finished a sentence he just has the biggest smile on his face

The doll is his denial of what he really is.

He is in denial about his homosexuality. He probably thinks he'd be more accepted dating a doll than to say he's gay. And that is the closest to having a relationship with a woman that he is willing to have.

I think the only thing that would break davecat is if someone came over and interacted with the doll way too much to the point that it freaked HIM out and he has to convince THEM shes not real and to stop

@kopykat6843

2 жыл бұрын

That is actually genius. That might work lol.

@iagreewithyou3478

2 жыл бұрын

Like, seeing her leg bent at an odd angle, you go off and say her leg is broken, question his identity being a husband, and carry the doll to the nearest hospital. Then you call 911 and report possible domestic abuse. 👍

@miayoung2943

2 жыл бұрын

@@iagreewithyou3478 YES EXACTLY!!

@miayoung2943

2 жыл бұрын

@@kopykat6843 thank you thank you i wanna be the one to do it

@nicoleray86

2 жыл бұрын

that'd make a great show

There's a movie called "love object" where it's basically this. He made the doll to look like a girl at his work. Then he actually starts liking the girl from work, but then the doll starts getting jealous. Then shit gets crazy. I can't ruin the end, but you'll have to watch it sometime

@ivangh94

3 жыл бұрын

I love creepy movies, thanks

@TheKatarinaGiselle

3 жыл бұрын

Where can I find it?

@jillianpantano6461

3 жыл бұрын

That, I'm not sure. I saw it originally on like HBO or Starz or something back in the day. Then I bought it on DVD. Lol!!!

@emmyster14

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the suggestion! That movie gave me whiplash

@jillianpantano6461

2 жыл бұрын

@@emmyster14 you watch it??! I loved that movie! how about you?? (Can't give spoilers tho please!)