'Her name was Aurora Borialis, but people called her Abs for short. She was different, not like other girls. She had an appropriate amount of freckles and lavender gold eyes that shined like glitter. She would cut out pages of bibles to make paper swans and didn't care what people thought of her.' - Stanzi.

@Trixie-the-rat

Жыл бұрын

I feel like it was Aurora Borealis, but maybe that was a different video

@Bustermachine

Жыл бұрын

She was different, not like other girls. Her brain had been put in a jar to pilot a 100 ton Atlas Assault Mech with LBX10 Autocannons and Streak SRM-6 Racks which she used to destroy Clanner Scum for the glory of House Steiner! . . . Am I doing it right? XD

@occhaossoup9819

Жыл бұрын

IS THIS THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN AURORA BOREALIS CRUSH MANKIND?

@Lizardman-lt3pp

Жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@Warloser360

Жыл бұрын

@@Bustermachinesmh at these unrealistic beauty standards. You think everyone can afford that kinda weaponry in this economy?

“She was called Aurora borealis,everyone called her abs,for short,she has a permanent disease that stopped her from growing body hair,but allowed her to grow eyebrows,curvy eyelashes and long beautiful hair” 💀

@Luna_tech2

Жыл бұрын

I feel like I’ve seen that before

@Silliestfriend

Жыл бұрын

@@Luna_tech2 Where? Genuinely asking lol I don’t think I ever saw that-

@andromeda_va39

Жыл бұрын

So she had Alexandria's Genesis?

@Silliestfriend

Жыл бұрын

@@andromeda_va39 what?💀

@Mondkreischer

Жыл бұрын

​@@SilliestfriendI think it's one of Stanzi Potenzas Reels

*meanwhile female authors writing a description of gays like they have never met one.

@Zero_crumbs_left_0_1

Ай бұрын

We agree that writers should write things they know about 😂😂😂

@scaradopted

Ай бұрын

that's why we love Mr. Riordan for putting in extensive research to write his homos

@FantasmagoriaAhoy

Ай бұрын

We have to create Mr. Darcy because the reality that every single man IS Dr. Jekyll AND Mr. Hyde is too much to "bear".

@arriana___playz8116

Ай бұрын

That’s why I’m a lesbian Wattpad writer lol I have experience

@zephyrs_ghost

Ай бұрын

@@scaradoptedSOLANGELOOOOOO

hate to say it but this is also how straight millennial women write books as well😭

@emotionaleditor

Ай бұрын

Yes 😭

@bradbarnes4270

29 күн бұрын

What would make happy? The two gazed at each other, both fumbling and excitedly confused, their mentallly delayed leftist brain mater, jellied by so many years of useless time spent getting a gender studies degree that niether knew if they had vaginas or dicks so didn't do anything but eat some pizza pockets and get high.

@beekute8216

25 күн бұрын

Booktok

@Tater_jam

25 күн бұрын

FR

@shadowcard3998

22 күн бұрын

@@faith8953 primarily just high school women in general if anything. And I fail to see why skin color matters. If this was a man, it would be the rare case of some horny theater kid. Which is the only kind of men in this girls circle🤣.

"Her skin was smooth, like chocolate.." "White chocolate.."

@slitherthewizardofwither6959

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@MalachiDevv

Жыл бұрын

I dont get it. Why is everyone calling the women white?

@BethGoat

Жыл бұрын

​@@MalachiDevvbecause chances are they like white women and "aren't" racist

@ireallylikenuggets9490

Жыл бұрын

@@MalachiDevv male authors have a tendency to whitewash their love interest in their books

@treymoment

Жыл бұрын

​@@ireallylikenuggets9490 you cant whitewash something that was never not white in the first place

"Her breast breasted breastily" this isn't real but it very well could be

@aurorahughes9559

Жыл бұрын

It probably is somewhere... I'm pretty sure I've seen that somewhere before, but I don't remember.

@optillian4182

Жыл бұрын

She breasted boobily and titted downwards.

@eggcosplays7924

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure there was a very similar line in a King novel

@Auduux

Жыл бұрын

@@eggcosplays7924 WHAT LMAO

@samilodoesart

Жыл бұрын

Breasting boobily

Both male and females have sexist takes in novels if you want good unbiased writing in a novel read Blood Meridian

@however-yh2jy

Ай бұрын

Best. Book. Ever. If you have a strong enough stomach that is. Never be a movie though.

@magicwzi5630

Ай бұрын

Extremely wholesome book.I recommend 👍

@OlimpiaOlimpia

Ай бұрын

DAMN i mean good rec but DAMN

@epickillian

22 күн бұрын

He never sleeps, he says he will never die.

@s4lsaballlerinna168

21 күн бұрын

Judge holden is a booktok man, tall, strong, intellingent, charismatic, rich and powerfull

I won’t say anything about female authors writing men to be 6’6, muscular and ripped, blue eyes and blonde hair, obsessed, trillionaires and fucking mafia bosses that just randomly kidnap a girl

@ShivamKumar-od5yi

29 күн бұрын

Lol randomly kidnap a girl 💀 That's some crazy kinky stuff be going on lol

@bigfrankfraser1391

28 күн бұрын

when i ghost write a male character in romance, there always men of above average looks such as "he was the sort of man you would instantly notice in a crowd but would never stare at for more than a few moments"

@TeaCupToast

27 күн бұрын

@@bigfrankfraser1391 exactly what I said

@bigfrankfraser1391

27 күн бұрын

@@TeaCupToast i like to consider myself an expert at "ugly beauty" romance between either someone unconventionally beautiful or someone below average looking, its an artform that so many women cant write, its all in the nuances but ive only encountered 10 female writers who can actually nail it

@TeaCupToast

27 күн бұрын

@@bigfrankfraser1391 I shit myself on june 9th 2018

"She was glimmering in the sun, her baked skin scrumptious in the light. Her cheekbones were flawless, her womb fertile. I waved hello. Her nipples waved back."

@Shield954

Жыл бұрын

HELP 😂😂😂

@laurenaspreyart

Жыл бұрын

I swear, everyone in this comment section could club together to write the most successful comedy fantasy novel to have ever graced the shelves😂

@Music_studios26

Жыл бұрын

@@laurenaspreyart Fr

@feuerling

Жыл бұрын

That first sentence sounds like a roast chicken fresh from the rotisserie XD

@hayleyhodgdon6148

Жыл бұрын

this is the best one

I'll never understand why authors can't just rub one out _before_ they start writing 💀

@KasperHatesLife

Жыл бұрын

Horny is the only emotion they can use to write

@gem9535

Жыл бұрын

This is actually lowkey good advice 😂

@Un.knowns

Жыл бұрын

Oddly enough, it’s easier to think with one hand occupied. For me at least, I tend to fidget with my paper edge sometimes.

@solarisjade2292

Жыл бұрын

you have no idea how hard i laughed at this omfg 😂😂

@Silksper

Жыл бұрын

@@Un.knownsbro I think that’s adhd

It's the same thing for female authors. Fifty shades, twighlight, even war cross.

@cryptogenik

2 ай бұрын

Right - some authors just suck - kind of a sexist take.

@poulinhp

2 ай бұрын

Thank you

@proto_carl8404

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, but this Channel is here to propagate a toxic viewpoint of the world, your point is valid and real but nobody here is going to listen and instead focuses on their agenda as an oppressed minority so, though factually right, your point is simultaneously invalid due to close mindedness

@NiceIndeed

2 ай бұрын

Thank you. I was wondering why she acted like male authors don’t write good fantasy books. Lord of the rings? A song of ice and fire? Come on. That’s just sexist

@Merilirem

2 ай бұрын

Indeed. Its worldwide too. People just don't understand the subject and yet have the absolute confidence to write it.

Female authors: He was tall, handsome like adonis, and built like one. His last name was black, black like his soul. He was dangerous but soft at the same time. He was rich and a mafia boss, but also a vampire, werwolf hybrid at the same time - an alpha under the alphas. He was a jerk, but every female on earth wanted him, but no one was good enough for him until he met the female protagonist, which was average, not even pretty, but in some way the rich, alpha half god just immediately fell in love with her! Because she wasn't like the other girls! She was special! So he did everything to make her his!! In an aggressive, sexy, alpha way. 😂😂😂😂

@_StrayKidsForever_

Ай бұрын

He is a rich billionaire CEO vampire werewolf dragon mafia boss alpha male cold husband

@alyssum130

Ай бұрын

@@_StrayKidsForever_ 😂😂😂

@Shortestcoment

23 күн бұрын

He kidnapped a random ass average looking girl

@Miiush

11 күн бұрын

That cringed me to my bones.

@Tifasclouds

8 күн бұрын

​@@Miiushthats the point

"she was stick thin... Except her massive boobs that were 30 pounds each. She never wore makeup, because she was born with natural lash extensions, lipstick, eyeshadow and blush."

@thebluebutterfly1189

Жыл бұрын

it do be like that sometimes

@Lulu.13666

Жыл бұрын

It do tho

@Notzay_01

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Jake-rs9nq

Жыл бұрын

Those things aren't even attractive anyways 😂

@mommalion7028

11 ай бұрын

Fantasy tv shows also be like this lol 😂

Male writers be like: She never wore makeup, but her eyelashes touched her eyebrows and her lips were red as a rose. Natural-not like other girls. Her cheeks were a perfect pinkish hue.

@flamingarbre1284

Жыл бұрын

Lmao sooo painfully accurate. And don't forget the skin! Always smooth, soft, supple, flawless, described usually as some kind of food (why) 💀 and it's always men writing what they want to do to women. When they describe physical features in a weird way it's so obviously just a reflection of their fantasy. No wonder why we get creeped out.

@Un.knowns

Жыл бұрын

See, this is insane! Look, I want to try and write fan fiction, and thankfully, anybody who would read it would know the general description of the characters. But I would try to describe it like this: She seemed extremely general, however, she did have white strands in her auburn hair. He couldn’t tell if they were natural or not, so he assumed the latter. She wasn’t wearing make-up, he assumes she hadn’t in a while, seeing how well her skin was kept. (Fun fact about make-up, it really does mess with your skin, it tends to make things like blackheads and pimples worse because it covers your pores) Her eyes were a nice and simple brown, but looking closer…specks of blue? Odd, but oddly alluring. He realized he’s been microanalyzing her for a few minutes now, and she was staring back in return So, whaddaya think? Again, I’ve never written a piece of fiction.

@rathost7996

Жыл бұрын

​​​@@Un.knowns This is pretty good! Unless you're making a comic, I'd put the skin color in there. For example let's just say whoever the girl you're describing is black. If you don't want to say straight up she's black then you could say: "Her skin is tanned" "her skin is dark in color" "Her skin is bronze" Etc. Just search up names for skin tones. For lighter tones: "Her skin is pale" Though, that is overused. "her skin is like the color of sand" "Her skin complexion is like porcelain" "Her ivory skin was rough" These are quite better, and don't make the character seem like a vampire. The last one throws in her skin color, but it also does a good job describing the skin texture. You can do that for every description of skin color.

@rathost7996

Жыл бұрын

​​@@Un.knowns And instead of saying- "She seemed extremely general," you could say, "She looked completely generic." Or "She looked extremely generic."

@Un.knowns

Жыл бұрын

@@rathost7996 Thank you for the tips! I’m busy with school since it’s finals time, and I’m also busy during the summer, so I don’t know if I will get to it or not. Maybe I can work on the draft during musical rehearsal… In any case, I do really appreciate your help with descriptions, because I’m not the best at it, or any fiction pieces actually. I’m not great at writing in general

Meanwhile, many female authors: "He had every mental illness in the book, was troubled and violent. But the female main character, who is TOTALLY not me and also literally perfect in every way, fixes him by showing him LOVE~... Like she never addresses his issues or resolves his possible trauma and/or helps him deal with his compulsions or mental breakdowns... They just DISAPPEAR~, whenever she is around. Because therapy and medication is overrated for men. But i'm also never writing about him actually getting better, that would be boring~."

Women write the same way lol. They exaggerate about men being tall, rich and mafia bosses 😂😂

@Pauli-dg2yv

19 күн бұрын

And dont forget that he is a werewolf, dragon and octopus hybid

@killax_xarson

16 күн бұрын

Don’t forget the yaoi/ BL writers that romanticize violent, aggressive or sadistic shit 😭

@alexandrecarvalho1152

2 күн бұрын

@@killax_xarsonthem mf are down bad 😭😭

“She rolled her eyes. Her breasts seemed to roll with them in unison.”

@Muffin-Otherpaw

10 ай бұрын

STAWPPP 😂😂😂

@weird.-.person

10 ай бұрын

NOOOOO

@blank-xh7qo

9 ай бұрын

I REMEMBER THAT ONE WHERE TF IS IT FROM HELPPP

@Who_evenamIanymore

9 ай бұрын

@@blank-xh7qoIT CANT BE REAL RIGHT? 😭

@cyo_gollyna

9 ай бұрын

​@@Who_evenamIanymoreBUT IT ISSSS 😭😭😭😭😭

“Woman weak..Man strong!!!” She whispered WTF-

@phoenixxxashez

Ай бұрын

Said no one ever.

@Variadee_BOB

Ай бұрын

@@phoenixxxashez YUP

@SmotheredDreams

Ай бұрын

Interestingly enough, the book she was referring to is the opposite when it comes to this. Women are deadly, and some of the most powerful characters in the world of Witcher happen to be women.

@cristianvogelfang5670

Ай бұрын

AND the wrong Is???

@JacobSmith-rg3bk

Ай бұрын

I mean is that statement wrong?

Her hair color tells me everything I need to know about her.

@Deltarus-47fe

12 күн бұрын

Didn't even start the video and there's already a red flag looking at me dead in the eyes -_-

"she was white, like the moon, no, whiter than the moon like really white, she's very submissive, and white." -A reiteration of something I read written by a male author

@arch3r_istired

Жыл бұрын

HELP WHAT 💀

@wiffywiffy7896

Жыл бұрын

"Whiter than the moon and submissive"? bruh that ain't your girl, that's Golum

@LemonSooYoung

Жыл бұрын

​@@wiffywiffy7896I XANT BTEATHE-

@shairafaiza7261

Жыл бұрын

@@wiffywiffy7896STOPPPPPP I LOVE YOU 😂🥶

@THE_CHEESE_STEALER

Жыл бұрын

@@wiffywiffy7896 LMAOO

“Her skin was like coffee, coffee that was mostly milk because she was white”

@Lolamy

Жыл бұрын

Stanziiii

@phoney2627

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the appropriate amount of freckles

@FantaLain

Жыл бұрын

MiLkYyyyy

@Mari_iii

Жыл бұрын

"No one noticed her" "Everyone called her abs for short"

@Harmony_.musicnotesemoji.

Жыл бұрын

“Her name was Aurora Borealis, abs for short” (Probably paraphrasing??)

This goes both ways and its not about gender its about individual skill

Half of women act like this on instahram

Wattpad Storys be like 😂😂😂

@leakingsock

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@greydub1414

Жыл бұрын

genuinely upsetting how many stories on that site are sexist

@mxchiimania

Жыл бұрын

@@greydub1414 I meannnn yeah that is true, haven't run into those yet tho, I've only heard of them

@jkdonnie23

Жыл бұрын

Nawh the Wattpad alpha ads 😨

@HiHello-ro5bb

Жыл бұрын

@@jkdonnie23 FR 😭

“Her rose red lips pursed in silent disapproval as her smooth eyebrows gently furrowed and her boobs frowned”

@Iamhere829

Жыл бұрын

‘Boobs Frowned’ 😂😂😂

@Spleenchomper

Жыл бұрын

HELP

@MUEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@bellahale0405

Жыл бұрын

Not the boobs 😂💀

@malewife0

Жыл бұрын

FR 💀💀💀💀💀

She should read how female authors write men in their "romance" books

@52andtuck

Ай бұрын

Exactly. It's 50 50 bruh. Grass is just as dirty and brown and dead on the other side.

@Egonsraad

Ай бұрын

Yeah this is projection

@CATLOVER9-y9m

20 күн бұрын

As a female, FR! LIKE, WHY ARE THEY ALL RICH AND MAFIA BOSSES AND WHY ARE YOU KIDNAPPED 😭

as a male ghost writer who has written a fair few hundred romance novels over the years (almost all published by female authors) i feel attacked, believe it or not there are male authors who can write romance better than women

There was this book we had to read in school about a man (painted as a victim) who felt that his secretary was seducing him and leading him into sin and ruin, everything (and i mean EVERYTHING) she did was interpreted as her leading him on, and then he ended up going crazy and killing her when he decided to act upon her "seductions" only for her to "change her mind" and be horrified at the prospect cause she actually saw him like a father. We had to do an essay about it and literally every girl in the class did it about the male autor problem or the machismo in latin american literature and how women cannot exist in these works as normal people ever. I included in mine the insane amount of times her breasts were mentioned for no reason.

@solus8685

Жыл бұрын

Alexa play Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

@kiraneru-loliluxyt2912

Жыл бұрын

What was the name of the book?

@exhaustedpunk1477

Жыл бұрын

@@kiraneru-loliluxyt2912 sorry but its been like 5 years, I don't remember, it was something along the lines of "la muerte de..." (the death of...) and the name of the girl if I remember correctly, but i'm not sure if it has an english translation, it was from an Argentinian author

@angelaz8496

Жыл бұрын

could it be that the mentioning of boobs contributed to showing how the man hyper-focused on the wrong things and misinterpreted his secretary?

@exhaustedpunk1477

Жыл бұрын

@@angelaz8496 if that had been the point it would had still been horribly conveyed because the plot of the book was to excuse the main character's behavior and ultimately the murder he committed, it was supposed be an eye opening story of some kind. It wasn't the only book on that class (latin american literature) that I did a list of "unnecessary mention of boobs when describing women" on, it was a recurring thing in the books we read, and it took until the girls in our class started to groan out loud every few sentences for our teacher to take notice of this too because if you read enough books on the same vein it becomes the norm (hence why some of my classmates wrote their essays on the problems of machismo and misogyny for all of these authors). Also, I remember investigating the author and seeing him regurgitating incel talk points on his interviews and actually believing that female-tergeted homicides were not a real thing, saying that the men who committed them should not be judged as harshly as they were because how did we not know that they weren't the actual victims and werent just actually acting on self defense, and like, that was the plot of the book so... Very weird guy....

... try reading Chinese novels... "Jade skin, peerless silky white skin, heavens chime in tune with her steps , men cannot take away their eyes, gentle demeanor, yet imperial in presence"

@floproro4

11 ай бұрын

That’s better tbh

@KattensBegravelse

10 ай бұрын

at least it is not gross

@floproro4

10 ай бұрын

@@KattensBegravelse exactly

@gashousesgeekhouse2851

10 ай бұрын

That's pretty complimenting way to describe someone

@zodiac5403

10 ай бұрын

​​@@gashousesgeekhouse2851mans describing the skin like he wants to wear it to a dinner party.

Female authors be like:as the disgusting vile for a male approached the princess, she felt true love for the first time. Like bro tf

@tommoore4272

Ай бұрын

Oh shit I got pinned ty

Gender wars, yay 💀

@pacmiller7564

10 күн бұрын

Gotta love it and it's repetitiveness

"She came running her breasts were flying everywhere like beachballs caught in a hurricane"

@Booksaremysolace

Жыл бұрын

I laughed 😭

@PeterorPetra

Жыл бұрын

Listen he ain't wrong, but that shit hurts like fu-

@roxassora2706

Жыл бұрын

​@@PeterorPetra If only men had testicles on their chest.

@PeterorPetra

Жыл бұрын

@@roxassora2706 ikr!

@Itscannatella

Жыл бұрын

Wheezed at this 😂

“And she was young, at sixteen…” “what the fuck”

@allyson8948

Жыл бұрын

👀 FBI OPEN UP-

@delizaaurora

Жыл бұрын

@@allyson8948 😭😭😭

@rowan404

Жыл бұрын

I would like this comment, but it has 666 likes.

@tforceraven

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I read a Dean Koontz book that was like that. The 16 year old "rubbed her wet breasts in the mirror". Needless to say, I got rid of the books.

@jaxsonmaben

Жыл бұрын

@@tforceraven so now im going to cry myself to sleep every night from hearing that description

"Her hair was as green and magical as a... A swamp from Shrek."

Why is there a wad of radioactive moss on her head?

@mechajerkzilla

13 күн бұрын

theythem. that's why

@Asher-lb7lk

6 күн бұрын

Jajak sí, ella se ve un poco radioactiva con ese color.

@RichardLionheartdnw

5 күн бұрын

​@@mechajerkzillahahahaha

These comments make me want to read a book where the main character is just so genuinely godawful at describing things that you're never quite sure what anyone actually looks like in the book. Like, canonically has that disorder where they can't recognize faces and is also colorblind and has never read a thesaurus. "Her skin is... Well it's skin for sure. She has a nice voice and I'm pretty sure she has both eyes."

@Potato-uh9gv

Жыл бұрын

"The man was at least as tall as a bicycle. He had a haircut and wore an outfit that looked a lot like what he usually wore on similar occasions."

@KNDNumba4

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@gerbilpanda1703

Жыл бұрын

@@Potato-uh9gv "The lady had many qualities for which to recognize her from, like her hair, which was a length befitting a woman of her status, and her lips, which moved when she spoke."

@mellinne

Жыл бұрын

this is the best comment in here for sure

@aughtymaroon6463

Жыл бұрын

As a person with the no recognize face disorder, someone having only one or no eyes altogether would definitely cause me to remember them, and still question I’d it’s the same person. Now if they just had regular ol eyes I wouldn’t remember shit 😂

Men write two types of women: damsel (with no agency and mommy milkers) or badass ( also with no agency and mommy milkers but this time with GUN) Edit: I come back to this a year later but honestly one of my favorite authors is male Neal Shusterman and the book is Unwind (whole series is so fun to read) ironically I don’t fully agree with myself anymore lmao

@audreydoyle5268

Жыл бұрын

And woman less desirable if she has titty bitties and thick thighs, resembling a pear. But she tries for male validation... To no avail.. so she's delegated as a minor character like a healer or -slave- servant

@Blind_Eye046

Жыл бұрын

THEY'VE GOT TITTIES AND A SICK AS HELL RAILGUN!

@Sommer00

Жыл бұрын

That's what i noticed, wether they portray women weak or strong she's still treated like a sex object. No difference. Especially the mommy stuff, sex object. No matter what role a woman plays or her position of power shes always a sex object in the end. Male sexuality by nature is selfish. Female orgasm or enjoyments is something they just don't view as important. Can't name any category where female orgasm is a point of arousal for males.

@Anisty-ext

Жыл бұрын

The only difference is how they could kill you

@imsotiredofthiscrap2341

Жыл бұрын

your pfp jump scared me for a sec cause i have the same one

It's not a male author problem it is a bad writer problem. And by simply saying that it's a male writer thing not only excuses bad writing from other people that aren't man but also leaves the male author with the excuse of "Oh! It's just brightly colored haired feminists that will never live a happy life that hate my thing."

@itz_me13015

2 ай бұрын

agreed! however (in my experience at least) it is more common for male authors to do that to female characters, so thats probably why she did it from this point of view :)

@Xeno_Solarus

2 ай бұрын

​@@itz_me13015 Have you ever read female author romance stories? Those books are plagues.

@itz_me13015

2 ай бұрын

@@Xeno_Solarus yes i have! There are 100% examples of this scenario in gender swapped situations, however it is more common for these to happen when a man is writing a female character.

@52andtuck

Ай бұрын

Male author gets a barrage of hate comments on book that has female characters. Next book, doesn't have female characters. Reviews: ohh he doesn't put women in his stories. Screw him. Next book doesn't contain humans. Ohhh the tree had female characteristics and was unable to move or defend herse..GTFO

@doodleoffice221

Ай бұрын

chill, female authors get dogpilled everyday for this, if anything this is the first time I've seen any man being critiqued, I didn't even know they wrote crap like that it's just funny

No. This isnt misandry at all

@pacmiller7564

10 күн бұрын

You know misandry is tolerated and even encouraged nowadays

@jasonscott4366

10 күн бұрын

@@pacmiller7564yeah fuck that noise. All of it, shit isnt okay

"This sixteen year old girl got a boob job to better distract her targets and assassinate them" A real thing that happens in a fantasy novel written by a man 🙃

@spudsbuchlaw

Жыл бұрын

whats his name and what did he write?

@uwuuwu8486

Жыл бұрын

NOOOO i hate that this is a real thing 😭😭😭

@kanakatre5944

Жыл бұрын

The book is called Nevernight

@jebkerman5422

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile made in abyss fans explaining why it is totaly normal for an 8 year old girl to have size D...

@sharalinn2639

Жыл бұрын

_i hate the fact that I immediately knew which book you were talking about_

I once edited a fantasy novel and got into a fight with the author because he had described a woman walking into a room *boobs first*. He had painstakingly detailed how her breasts were the first thing to enter a space. I told him it sounded utterly ridiculous, he wanted to keep it in for "fan service." Eventually I won him over by bringing a group of 5 of his female friends over and having them read the passage to get their genuine reactions, which mostly consisted of laughing out loud and asking him what was wrong with him.

@s.c.p-foundation6923

Жыл бұрын

But it's fan service tho?

@roftherealm3418

Жыл бұрын

@@novalopez3068 Haha if it was meant to be a funny story, I would absolutely keep it in. But the dude wanted the book to be taken seriously. You're totally right though, what posture would possibly achieve that, even if she does have large boobs?

@s.c.p-foundation6923

Жыл бұрын

@@roftherealm3418 Oh damn the author wanted it to be a serious story? I definitely get why fan service wouldn't fly lmao

@nezukochan9524

Жыл бұрын

​@@roftherealm3418 I think that she would need to have some problems with her spine, like lordosis too deep for a human being and her arms and head pulled back in a dramatic manner. I will see it in my worst nightmares, a creature so inhumanly bizzare that the first distinguishable thing the mc notices are the BOBIES

@kas8ia

Жыл бұрын

​@@s.c.p-foundation6923 Real fan service would be the guy getting scalped for having those thoughts 😂😂 now that would be fan servicing

Tell me you do not read that much without telling me you do not read that much.

“Woman… weak,…. Man.. strong..” HAD ME CACKLING. WHY.

@YourNumber2ginger

Жыл бұрын

Fr it sounded like dobby ngl

@iainesivelafeonalanting668

Жыл бұрын

​@@YourNumber2gingerNOT DOBBY AHAHRHRHHR

@nomisunrider6472

Жыл бұрын

I mean.....that’s basically the entire series of Gor.

@Xeno_Solarus

2 ай бұрын

Because it's factually true

@Itz_dino692

Ай бұрын

@@Xeno_Solarus ...

I'm a young author (male) I found this funny and so true or to those who lack self control. I'd have to say those kind of books are.....really something 💀

@CakeKitty135

Жыл бұрын

PLEASE WRITE GOOD THINGS

@StrawberryxCoffee

Жыл бұрын

@@CakeKitty135 haha don't worry I do. I write books that aren't like that

@CakeKitty135

Жыл бұрын

@@StrawberryxCoffee Yay!!!!!!!! Do you write slowburn? I love that

@StrawberryxCoffee

Жыл бұрын

@@CakeKitty135 define slow burn

@CakeKitty135

Жыл бұрын

@@StrawberryxCoffee It's like romance, except it take nearly the entire book for them to fall in love and confess

That has to be trauma related

As a fanfic writer, teenage female btw, I must say, I have fallen prey to a few unrealistic tropes. I try really hard to write better now, like making sure that r ven though a character is a woman, I let scary characters be scary and let the occasional sexy guy be hot. Writing a Wattpad story where multiple characters are mostly naked, not cause I’m horny but because it’s contextually important. To add a little context, the characters are nymphs, they live in the woods and shift in and out of animal/plant forms. A fish doesn’t wear a T-shirt, nor will a character that actively transforms into a fish.

Page 14: [...] Paige is a happy girl........ Page 23: [...] As her soft, round, perky bo--

@Thesilliestofthemall77

Жыл бұрын

They always use perky tho 💀💀 I SAW ONE DESCRIBE NIPS AS PEPPERONI.

@urlocalrat420

Жыл бұрын

@@Thesilliestofthemall77 ain't no way 💀💀💀

@Thesilliestofthemall77

Жыл бұрын

@@urlocalrat420 it was a minor too 💀

@urlocalrat420

Жыл бұрын

@@Thesilliestofthemall77 ikr, like they always gotta be 14,15,16 😭

@juliabrown39

Жыл бұрын

what kinda books are you people reading??? reading these comments have me flabbergasted 💀💀💀

As a manga reader this is not just a novel issue 😂

@niehuaisangsknees

Жыл бұрын

except Isayama, the only thing that man writes is death and pain😂😂

@lineanoves6650

Жыл бұрын

@@niehuaisangsknees guess that's why the civil war that happened after chapter 139 was worth it.

@yagurlains

Жыл бұрын

And then the girl is gonna be 16💀

@YOGI-kb9tg

Жыл бұрын

Yes its as manga is a dime a dozen and isnt made by actual good writers with only 1 out of 100 are actually competent writers and are not just good artist who write cliche storys that follow every common trope to get your heart strings.

@YOGI-kb9tg

Жыл бұрын

@spacediino I never put a skull

It's all fun and games til female wattpad fanfic writers step up

"As she sat down, I fantasized about being a chair"

@Oceanx_chan

8 ай бұрын

HBSFJWHXWXXUWUWUWUWDUWFYTFYDRWYWYW💀💀💀💀 WHAT

@BlueBino_

7 ай бұрын

That is so true

@Dicedie521

7 ай бұрын

@@BlueBino_ lol

@RKSTUFF357

7 ай бұрын

No... if any human wrote that in a book, I want to die

@Oceanx_chan

7 ай бұрын

@@RKSTUFF357 I would've said "don't do that there's sm to live for!!♡" but same😔✊

"And she boobily breasted down the stairs because she was a female woman girl."

@super.crispyzu

Жыл бұрын

WTFF LMAO 😭😭 BOOBILY BREASTED I CANT

@T4HL14.3x3

Жыл бұрын

NAH I CACKLED 💀

@inkytheartist

Жыл бұрын

WHEEZING OMFG 💀😭😭😭

@rebbecawitt581

Жыл бұрын

Me irl those thangs thangin

@T4HL14.3x3

Жыл бұрын

@@rebbecawitt581 😭😭

Female authors be like “Then I went to get my nails done, plus my husband only gave me $500 to go shopping so now I can’t go to Sephora” “Also, his mom texted him hello in such a manner that I don’t agree, we will be talking later”

@irrelevant5393

Ай бұрын

Listen man if your offended just say so cause this aint even true? Oh and also she ment SOME MALE AUTHOURS no everyone and you would know that if you watch her❤

@Nathansv3223

Ай бұрын

@@irrelevant5393 not offended. Annoyed. These chicks can run around saying the most offensive, narcissistic, selfish, egotistical stuff possible and expect praise for it. Hypocrites with a voice

@Nathansv3223

Ай бұрын

@lunakitty-78 ones that aren’t surrounding girls talking about how hard their life is because they has to get up to do one thing

@MVXXll

20 күн бұрын

​@irrelevant5393 why is she not getting bashed for sexism then?

@jack_stone

3 күн бұрын

​@@Nathansv3223When you generalize back not only do you push away women who otherwise sided with you, you juet prove you don't care about hurtful generalization at all, only that it's aimed at you specifically.

I feel like guys…don’t read romance novels though? I would guess the male to female ratios is like 1 to 10 or so.

the male version of this is "the balls testicularly drooped from the ballsack"

@joelman1989

10 ай бұрын

😂 LOL

@PredatorH2O

10 ай бұрын

That doesn't even make grammatical sense.

@facelessdrone

10 ай бұрын

@@PredatorH2O thats the point, babe... they are so focused on the WOMAN CHARACTER that they forget to write a character that is a woman

@PredatorH2O

10 ай бұрын

@@facelessdrone Not really what I'm reffering to.

@nobodythenobody9779

9 ай бұрын

Men write a book 📖 Women - “and I took that personally 😤”

“She breasted boobily to the stairs.”

@idk78244

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao yes

@diana-dm6uo

Жыл бұрын

I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀

@Veelasiren

Жыл бұрын

And titted downstairs

@Neochiken1

Жыл бұрын

"And titted downward."

@Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter

Жыл бұрын

STOP I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THERES A TORNADO A CITY AWAY AND IM LAUGHING AT A BOOB JOKE 😭😭😭

"Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he'll never die." - Cormack Mc Carthy

Best line I have ever seen "nipples as pink as a guinea pigs eye" Equally as funny, a women writing about a man "his heft, his twin cargo holds radiated heat like a hot steam engine." Hahaha choo choo Listen, I love nsfw in my stories, books, comics, manga... but that shit ain't even sexy.. I'm laughing my ass off. Oftentimes, the most basic descriptions are better than the weird and wacky ones that attempt to be sexy.

All books: She wasn't like other girls. She was beautiful, quiet, smart, talented, and everybody hated her.

@snipermasksimp2023

9 ай бұрын

Fr 😭😭

@MusicalsOnMyMind

9 ай бұрын

So many books are like that! And admittedly I do notice a trend with guy characters written by wen sometimes. These books: he was very hot, tan, mysterious, she hate’s him be she also doesn’t

@Iisflammablewaterandioop

8 ай бұрын

"But one day, she let her hair down, and took off her glasses"

@CottonCandyTheWW2Geek

8 ай бұрын

And everyone hated her lol

@javierlopez9789

8 ай бұрын

Thats literally every boring ass female oc that came after Bella but ok.

Character: "i'm not into intimacy" Author: "detailingly describes every pair of boobs that he sees"

@sbp4215

Жыл бұрын

That's not intimacy that's male sexuality - about as far removed from intimacy as you can get.

@Bustermachine

Жыл бұрын

@@sbp4215 Sexuality is like spice for intimacy. You can taste spice on its own, sure, but it's not as satisfying as when you mix it with something of substance.

@carlpanzram7081

Жыл бұрын

​​@@sbp4215 you dont understand male sexuality, and that is fine, but don't pretend like you know, when it's so obvious that you dont have a clue.

@tonyisnotdead

Жыл бұрын

@@sbp4215 sexuality and intimacy are extremely closely related

@SrTNick1

2 ай бұрын

Wtf are the books you're reading. I don't think I've ever read any fantasy fiction that just goes off about describing someone's boobs.

Kinda sexist considering female authors are usually the same. Twilight exists guys, and that’s just one of many. Don’t forget lord of the rings was written by a man too.

Unironically the best fantasy writer to ever exist is JRR TOLKIEN who is a man. Lol

"her boobs bounce in excitement" -author

@Maube

Жыл бұрын

you know my boobs sometimes bark at the door like a dog too sometimes, very hard issues 😢😢

@amberstrouse8558

Жыл бұрын

STOPPP 😭

@PeterorPetra

Жыл бұрын

Bro 💀 our boobs only "bounce in excitement" if we, ourselves, are fully bouncing. Or running, but both of those hurt like fu-

@OppositeWally

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂💀💀😭😭😭✋✋DUDE STOP STOP BRO!!!

@Rouella418

17 күн бұрын

😨😨😨

“Women weak, men strong.” Killed me. I am writing from hell rn. Satan is so nice to lend me I’m his phone so I can comment.

@bepiqedvevacuru6196

Жыл бұрын

cat blue.

@salvation1863

Жыл бұрын

Omg can you say hi to him for me we sort of met before going there for winter break 😍

@HerbertEnterprises

Жыл бұрын

Omg, Satan do you have your phone back? Hiii, its your queen Junko Enoshima! 😊 Dont expect me to see you, I _always come back_ .

@eloisespek28

Жыл бұрын

If you keep living this life you will actually go to hell and it isnt a joke you cant come out there. satan doesn't love you only God does but if you die and you have never turnd to Him, God will also hate you and say that He doenst know you.

@kingisaiah2934

Жыл бұрын

If it’s that serious then don’t read them sorry that male romance is well…. romantic and designed for men.

She did what female authors do...male authors do shit like Lord of the Rings...

There’s nothing like that in that Witcher novel

"Her ovaries could sense the strong male presence in the room, her womb thumped"

@maggs-zo8um

3 ай бұрын

“I hear your woomb beat to the beat of the drum” 🎼

@Tyree-to1yc

3 ай бұрын

​@@maggs-zo8umLMAO😭😭💀

@mehersharma7123

3 ай бұрын

​@@maggs-zo8um IM FCKING CRYING 😭

@wuzfang

3 ай бұрын

A/B/O fanfics be like:

@crescent_sun482

3 ай бұрын

is this a real sentence from a real book because istg

You can see the difference between a woman writing a submissive/dominant woman vs a man writing a submissive/dominant woman. It’s kinda funny.

@tonyisnotdead

Жыл бұрын

what's the difference

@fidadefoe

Жыл бұрын

​@@tonyisnotdeadthose big, rosy, vanilla scented milkers. This is the difference.

@bryanfongo327

Жыл бұрын

​@@fidadefoeso just like any other woman described in a book

@TheIndigo1child

Жыл бұрын

​@tonyisnotdead the difference is an attractive and submissive female character written by a man = sexist. An attractive and submissive female character written by a woman = empowering because reasons.

@mittag983

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheIndigo1childBecause her boobs boobily swayed to the soft enchanting music

Funny, because there's literally a whole genre of fiction called Harlequin Romance designed to objectify the male form, but whatever....

I mean, female authors do the same thing. I don't know how many times I've read "something something something, I couldn't think straight, something something muscles"

@kohigoodmood4773

Ай бұрын

Hahah now that's straight up too true. I Think It goes both ways, even if you try to escape the cringe Will get to you

In highschool I had to read a short story by a male author, and he described the only female character in uncomfortable detail right before the protagonist committed manslaughter.

@va4275

Жыл бұрын

Is it by any chance "the things they Carried"???

@sonofaspyder3000

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a James Bond film

@graceartsy4414

Жыл бұрын

in my perception, it has always been coupled with violence of some sort which is kinda alarming ngl

@camden5325

Жыл бұрын

@@va4275Goodness that book, it made me so uncomfortable the way he was so transfixed on whether or not she was a virgin and his obsession with her when she clearly wasn’t interested.

male authors write like 13 y/o wattpad smut authors who have only ever interacted with one woman in their life

@lavenderskies11

Жыл бұрын

IM WHEEZING

@puppydogs68

Жыл бұрын

My favorite book series is written by a guy and has a really good female protag, but then there’s the plan creepy ones…😭💀

@Arch-Vex

Жыл бұрын

And it was their mother 2 weeks after their birth (she left and never came back)

@matcha6710

Жыл бұрын

Aren't the majority of Wattpad writers women between like 12-22

@illdecidelater630

Жыл бұрын

If all ur looking for is cheesy romance then ya that's what ur gonna find buddy.

Female authors: "Did i mention he was tall? He was well over 6 feet. Also he towered over me"

Promoting unhealthy stereotypes on both sides of the spectrum. Let’s goooooooooooooo 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

@Da-arctic

Ай бұрын

Average feminist ngl

@Da_duber

Ай бұрын

@@Da-arctic feminism isn’t an inherently bad thing, but when you let it evolve for too long, it just becomes dunking on men as a whole

@kaljerico7342

Ай бұрын

Exactly, I found this whole short to just be extremely sexist

@calebdune6949

29 күн бұрын

​@@kaljerico7342 not just being sexist, but also a self report considering you only find this shit is god awful romance novels made for braindead losers like her

@bigfrankfraser1391

28 күн бұрын

@@Da_duber the girl in this short is your prototypical "modern" feminist this girl is the sort of feminist that has never worked or even struggled in her life, she probably lives using her parents for financial support, complains about things that have have zero impact on her life and thinks men fantasize about her by comparrison my mother was a feminist in the 70's, back when women actually had pretty much no rights, my mother was in prison numerous times for protesting inequalities in the workplace, and was disowned by her family for wanting equal pay my question is, when did feminism go from "equal rights" to "die men die" what went wrong?

Clearly none of the men in this comment section have read before

@funkyfrogbait

Жыл бұрын

Ya I’m not trying to diss men just many prominent male authors that lack self control 😭

@dino-mite2661

Жыл бұрын

@@funkyfrogbait I get it. I love your content btw.

@braylin5003

Жыл бұрын

Ikr clearly that's how girls writers write characters if not read any Wattap story, 50 shades of Grey, twilight, the kissing booth ect

@Agoose1

Жыл бұрын

I my self are a man and I work in a library and have read almost every single book in there. Before you judge people like that please think about what your saying.

@Reos-Domain

Жыл бұрын

​@@funkyfrogbait fair

“She was special,she had a condition that made her not have armpit hair”

@EverydayYounglife

3 ай бұрын

I really needed to laugh today, thanks

@pxx198

3 ай бұрын

@@EverydayYounglifeGlad it made you happier:>

@uaa2800

2 ай бұрын

On a serious note i actually do have a condition that makes me not have hair in that area

@wastrelperv

2 ай бұрын

I mean, not everyone does... 😅

@grigorismath3852

2 ай бұрын

And she was ashamed of being a weirdo. She just wanted to be normal

Funny the womans in the witcher are deadly strong but "she" just focus on that part

And then there’s the gay fanfics that women can’t stop writing for some reason.

@pacmiller7564

10 күн бұрын

😂😂

"Her nipples were wagging like a dog's tail"

@StormTE

9 ай бұрын

CACKLED AT THIS

@Mutanter14

8 ай бұрын

OMFG 😭😭😭🐶

@nemesis.5646

8 ай бұрын

NOT THE NIPPLES

@mehersharma7123

7 ай бұрын

HELP-

@cosplayprincess

7 ай бұрын

The amount of times Ive heard nipples so abruptly in books😂😂😂

There was a book that described a woman peeing. She said shit like "I had to wait 20 seconds for the fluid to come out as it navigated the maze called my insides. Unlike men, whose liquid releases instantly, us women have to sit and wait and blah blah"

@FullMoonOctober

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like the writer had some passive agressive thoughts about women taking too long in the bathroom.

@htxella

Жыл бұрын

Piss kink

@St0rmiiR0sii

Жыл бұрын

wtf 💀 sounds like the author had like a pee kink or something gross

@wiffywiffy7896

Жыл бұрын

*Tonight's Episode: THE AUTHORS BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH*

@fireruby1882

Жыл бұрын

💀💀that’s vile omg

I swear, these types of people all act and look the same way.

i am in enemy territory

@zorkin2013

Ай бұрын

Lol same. Turn the car around!

Meanwhile, girls: he growled, hissed, clenched, darkly, orbs

@treblegames84

Жыл бұрын

@@madamabelladonna3704 but ORBS

@madcatter5293

Жыл бұрын

​@@treblegames84Eyes. 😭 They're eyes and I hate it. I hate that description. 😭😭

@muffinmuffin8946

Жыл бұрын

I read that as one sentence and i need to explode

@frosted_glaceon5513

Жыл бұрын

As a female writer I have indeed used all of these. 🤣 I just write mostly for stress relief tho.

@escapefr0mslender

Жыл бұрын

LNFAO YES

I once read a reader insert fanfic where the author described boobs as, "globes of flesh" and "pink areolas". That was a wild ride 💀 EDIT: Oh shit, I just remembered one last term in that particular fic. The author referred to vagina as "cunny". I really wish that bit had stayed forgotten.

@FarrahKeks

Жыл бұрын

I once read a FNaF smut fic on Wattpad some years ago and read "He pulled out his 2.5m long member..." And my only thought was: "How does that fit in his pants?" 😂😂

@nicknackpaddywacks

Жыл бұрын

@@FarrahKeks LMAOOOO nawww that was an elephant trunk 💀💀💀 whoever wrote that fic must have been horny AF 😂

@TheGayestAspen

Жыл бұрын

Fanfic writers using 30 different terms for a male appendage:

@solus8685

Жыл бұрын

Pink areolas is the most normal thing I've read here tbh. That's a weird thing to bring up but neither unrealistic nor oddly worded

@nicknackpaddywacks

Жыл бұрын

@@solus8685 It was moreso the fact that the author just assumed that the reader has pale skin tbh. Like they could have just said 'nipples' but with that additional description to it, it read more like the author was projecting rather than just writing a neutral reader insert fanfic.

Ah yes, all male fantasy writters suck. Like, they could never come up with big inspiration for the entire genre like lord of the rings because they sexualise everything

@dogwater-qc3ti

Ай бұрын

LOTM honest reaction: 💀

@amityblight9818

17 күн бұрын

Its a joke: hope that helps 😉

@hullbreakergaming4629

17 күн бұрын

@@dogwater-qc3ti wtf is LOTM doing here

@niemand9914

14 күн бұрын

@@amityblight9818 jokes are funny

There are two types of male authors: The ones that overs**ualize everything, and the ones that overgore everything. Remember to ALWAYS overgore.

@abandoningbeforeban

24 күн бұрын

but overgore is actually such a W

@user-ie1wn9we9j

24 күн бұрын

@@abandoningbeforeban exactly, always overgore

I almost choked once because I was reading a fanfic that seemed perfectly normal. *And then the female walked in.*

@edisonlima4647

10 ай бұрын

Lol

@v4mp-gutz-4q18

9 ай бұрын

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN

@QueZ_MadneZZ

9 ай бұрын

@@v4mp-gutz-4q18 *action music starts playing*

@Will.cosplay.Solace

8 ай бұрын

FanFic name?

@Glatchbit

8 ай бұрын

That is legit "Press Shift to run..." vibes.

at this point i just hope they're of legal age

@KasperHatesLife

Жыл бұрын

The bar so low we trip on it

@phoney2627

Жыл бұрын

​@@KasperHatesLife No I think the bar is even lower than that, people are tripping over it in hell.

@ihavenoidea2805

Жыл бұрын

they probably aren't💀

@wolvie1618

Жыл бұрын

Looking at you, Stephen King, ya nasty 🤮

@cindy3933

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, Geralt does sleep with a seventeen year old at some point!

Meanwhile, women writing men: “He was a tall, dominant man with a cold, dark soul and a piercing gaze. His muscular frame and alpha-like dominance made him standout from the basic men of high school life. Every girl would be weak in their knees within seconds of setting their orbs on him. He really was the spitting image of a dream guy.” And then the love story would be weirdly flirty and abusive at the same time.

This goes both ways. I saw a Wattpad fanfic, where some guy who is a 6 feet tall, rich, handsome mafia boss kidnaps the main character to "breed" her😃🔫

“She was called Roslyn, bullied by the people around her because of her natural beauty they couldn’t compare to, and she was too weak and womanly to stand up for herself. She was a curvy girlish figure with magically voluminous boobs opposite to her 9 inch waist, who enchanted every man, but was too shy and unconfident to ever believe in her gorgeous natural looks. Her blue doe eyes were like watercolors shimmering as she looked up at the heroic man of her dreams, chad.”

@floproro4

11 ай бұрын

Ah yes….chad

@EdamJustEdam

10 ай бұрын

CHAD..????

@Muffin-Otherpaw

10 ай бұрын

Oh, ✨Chad✨...

@APersonInTheWorld6

9 ай бұрын

i am ONLY okay with the deep description of her eyes, everything else just- *sigh* y’know?

@AerCloud

9 ай бұрын

Nine inch waist 💀🤣

Female authors be doing the same thing I cannot escape the horniness with either of them ill just hide in my juvenile fiction corner where it’s safe

@Pea_Pod_

5 ай бұрын

Unless the author makes the female like the man and the man like a cinnamon roll

@efflorescentcrystal

3 ай бұрын

This comment and the reply literally describes majority of the booktok book recommendations and their "dArK rOmAnCe" books like 💀 Edit: grammar

@CentristGirl

3 ай бұрын

Fr!

@xilj4002

3 ай бұрын

​@@efflorescentcrystal Dark romance is a touch horror and a touch kink, with some gothic inspiration, it is what it is, but are we just ignoring someone compared horny writing to "heavily breasted boobily as her ovaries overwrote her feeble female mind"?

@djokealtena2538

2 ай бұрын

I'll stick to Tolkien...

Everything involved in this short is so toxic. Both sides, both interpretations, people being ironic or unironic. Just awful.

@chocolayerxamilk9382

2 ай бұрын

Ong

@renmier3996

2 ай бұрын

we're surely *evolving*

@calebdune6949

29 күн бұрын

Just take comfort in the fact that these freaks do not represent most people, at least I think. This is probably their way of coping with their lack of friends or a life

If you dont like the book, stop reading it. I dont like country music, i dont buy music made by country artists and then complain about how country the country music is. Buy only books written by women. So u can read about their perfect complexion and flawless skills and how she can take care of herself and doesnt need a man. Read those books.

@Vekutolay

Ай бұрын

Ok breast bobbing boobily enthusiast

@somelonelyguy000

Ай бұрын

Actual gigachad opinion

“‘Welcome back Mr. Quail,’ she fluttered, her melon shaped breasts bobbing with agitation.” - Philip K. Dick

@user-bj7em4fv1p

Жыл бұрын

Is this a real passage???

@IGotNoJam

Жыл бұрын

Bruh what 😂 this can't be real.. Please tell me it's not real 😮

@Alleyoop1-7Fanfiction

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, my breasts also bob as soon as I am agitated. 😂😂😂 this can’t be real, omg, please.

@feuerling

Жыл бұрын

I am imagining them shaped like a futuro melon: long, pointy, and with ridges, sticking straight out like a low-poly model.

@solus8685

Жыл бұрын

Boobs defy gravity once again

Admittedly, the example writing in this short is also applicable to teenage girl wattpad quality storytelling 😭

@painted_k9

Жыл бұрын

True true, but we can give children a pass for being a bit cringy in their writing. Most of them are just having fun and aren't trying to sell anything. Adult men and women writing books for sale deserve a bit more criticism from their readership as their writing is supposed to be more nuanced and mature.

@siredionysus

Жыл бұрын

Says more about the quality of the 'professional' writers' books than the teens on wattpad who probably don't know any better

@cherilynsarts8845

Жыл бұрын

It's different because children and adults are different lol

@TheGlitchingFox

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad I don't write like that, mainly because most of my maincharacters are men

@yallehemee460

Жыл бұрын

can we pin this comment pls? Ut’s up in here spittin FACTS! 🔥👍😎

That’s how women on booktok write too just genderswap it 😭😭

Woman author: Woman weak, man strong! (50 shades...)

As a man looking back on it. I can't remember a book written by a man with a girl that didn't have their personality absorbed by there milkers. (Except Terry Pratchett, RIP best writer to ever put pen to paper)

@denagabbitas5127

Жыл бұрын

Rip my dad red me those books the Tiffany achings first since I was 6 lol rip best authet

@InkFiCTi

Жыл бұрын

Ya literally the only one I have read that didn't do this was middle grade and it was percy jackson soooo... that tells you something

@ihavenoidea2805

Жыл бұрын

​@@InkFiCTi the percy jackson author is great💕

@possiblyhumanbeing4496

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Terry Pratchett was an amazing author.

@gnyng88

Жыл бұрын

Milan Kundera writes great women, Hermann Hesse has just a few but most are intelligent strong women, same with Oscar Wilde... I don't think Edgar Allan Poe has any lascivious description of any of his women... Also I can think of a few Hispanic authors with good women, Luis Spota, Torcuato Luca de Tena, Mario Benedetti... That's just from the top of my mind

WHAT ABOUT RICK RIORDON! Percy Jackson author

@I_asked_and_I_care_2nd

19 күн бұрын

He’s fine because it’s not a romantic book.. once it’s a romantic book it all goes down hill with men..

@ItsaMeYourFriend

18 күн бұрын

@@I_asked_and_I_care_2nd oh

It’s the same with women and men with book talk mostly tropes with no characterization