"Now, lets go make some bets and march you into the electric fence" Best drill sergeant ever

@Abraccuda

Жыл бұрын

bro just missed the joke

“The army doesn’t use subliminal ads.”

Wait, so while Reese ran away to join the army, Hal was on trial for being the alleged Wolf of Wallstreet!?

@bro-yh2gw

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@rjmax3311

3 жыл бұрын

Lois also had a mental breakdown and everyone was blaming Malcolm.

This is pretty normal in boot. One time I had to slap a door as hard as I could for 5 minutes and my hand swelled up. Fun times.

So that's their idea of the perfect soldier? A someone who follows orders literally without question or even thought? Ha

@humorpalanta

5 жыл бұрын

@Slavic Soldier Actually no. A thinking soldier is a bad soldier. If given the options that can be waiting for him and the solutions for them, the perfect soldier doesn't think but follows the instructions. If he was given the correct instructions he has an answer for every possible way and doesn't have to think. If he stops to think he might decide and that is dangerous for the whole operation. He is a walking warmachine prepared to kill anyone. If he starts thinking he might decide to turn on you or away from the battle. Both are terrible for the army. On the other hand the special forces need intelligent soldiers. But they don't need much, just a few teams that are smart enough to decide which plan is going to work but dumb enough to risk death but smart enough to decide if it is too risky. All in all, army needs brainless people who would follow instructions anytime anyway.

@edwardflickinger949

5 жыл бұрын

Just like the Nazis or the Khmer Rouge

@CornholioPuppetMaster

5 жыл бұрын

That’s why Forrest Gump was an awesome soldier

@_Eric._

5 жыл бұрын

You have no idea.. but you're half right.

@lifenane1624

5 жыл бұрын

Dart Mada difference between soldier and a warrior. Soldiers listens to orders, and warrior listens to his heart.

Teapot. 😂😂😂

@ferinjholo-anjoe3351

7 ай бұрын

The most well executed teapot might I add

0:12 when NPCs get stuck in video games

@TylersRapPromo

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Pause at 24 seconds to see subliminal ads 🤫

not one person questions that Reese is a minor? Teapot part i died.

@davisnicholas9123

5 жыл бұрын

He used a fake id

@kevinhoward9593

5 жыл бұрын

@@davisnicholas9123I was in the Navy. they needed a lot more to prove your identity. They needed a Birth Certificate, SS Card, Photo ID, and also your High School Diploma. (I was a fool and gave them my original which they promptly "lost").

@James-qn3wi

4 жыл бұрын

The Army allowed 17 year olds to join because their show was based off of the 1980's.

@christinasavannah7992

4 жыл бұрын

@@James-qn3wi the show supposed to be like early 90s era not 80s

@James-qn3wi

4 жыл бұрын

Christina Savannah In the 1990's era, the producer explained that they're showing the past 80's era to make more sense.

I remember I was almost that private and I wanted privates like that back in the Army that followed all orders without no complaints or hesitation makes life a whole lot easier

@john_doe_smith

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I was. Made life easier.

@6TomCruz6

4 жыл бұрын

@@john_doe_smith it really is if you do what you are told with no complaints

@john_doe_smith

4 жыл бұрын

@@6TomCruz6 oh yeah.

@6TomCruz6

4 жыл бұрын

@@john_doe_smith which branch you in

@john_doe_smith

4 жыл бұрын

@@6TomCruz6 ARMY

I was taught to March in step when 2 steps from a wall

How the hell did reese even pass the entrance exam?????

@alexjaramillo4339

4 жыл бұрын

Christina Savannah army will take anyone for infantry

@tatenichols7968

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Jaramillo Lol you can still be dumb enough to fail the ASVAB. I've seen it happen

@Only1Noodle

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen a lot of recruits at MEPS and when I saw who was doing Army, I was like "that makes sense ", I did Marines.

@lprules619

4 жыл бұрын

Joined in under false pretenses

@Jonascord

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexjaramillo4339 Uhm, no, they won't. Don't want to give a Democrat live ammo. There are basic intelligence tests of infantry, and Democrats don't pass them. Minimum of 83 IQ, and few Leftists can score that high. The beauty is that they don't try, since, per Dunning-Kruger Effect, they believe they are too smart.

Just never give him some leadership role and you be alright

This scene pissed off the government, it was supposed to be just that, an army subliminal ad. Thats why the show was cancelled, and thats why the media lied about Frankie Muniz so badly

What's in that square at 24 secs

It was very hard to "turn my brain off" in boot camp because I'm a college graduate--I think almost all the time. They gave me an E4 paycheck right away, but being a mindless drone was something I couldn't adapt to. So I tried just thinking about the things they wanted me to do. Didn't help much, but it was all I had.

@TheKing-uc4og

3 жыл бұрын

Slow clapping.

@pyromania1018

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKing-uc4og Thanks.

Did I just see something when they say subliminal?

@pethcir

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah the video glitches but there's nothing subliminal in that still. Kind of a weird coincidence I guess.

@gavindancy9776

4 жыл бұрын

@@pethcir assumed that was on purpose. Weird

These guys are from the Malcolm Military School for boys and this is a parody !

Resse knows how to be a Solider, How come Fancis doesn't know how to be a cadet?

Damn. I caught them too. That was fucked.

Tea pot! 😂😂😂😂

Wow

movie title?

Movie name anyone?

what's the implication

@hazmatt3250

3 жыл бұрын

A subliminal ad meaning it’s not sponsored or straight up saying “hey! Come join the army!” Instead, the subliminal message is in the show itself. Essentially saying they’ll take anyone. It’s advertising without advertising.

@EmilioReyes_97

2 жыл бұрын

@@hazmatt3250 like the ones at 00:25

This show was really left wing for America.

@meathead6155

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, this show has nothing related with Left Wing political. Stop symbolizing that Malcolm in the Middle got to do with that kind of BS. Few words from Lois, stop being a jerk. If you don't know what is Malcolm in the Middle, the was started around 2000. Not currently. Sjewitt22 , stop being a low brainer on KZread. "This show was really left wing for America." Yeah right no brainer. Your just spoiling my childhood tv show when I was a kid, grow up.

@meathead6155

3 жыл бұрын

Come on, don't bullshit. This show was dated around 2000 early present, not 2020. You better start taking out the trash from your head.

@meathead6155

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I told you to shut up for few seconds for not saying it's nonsense. Sjewitt22, don't try to spoil my childhood tv show for labeling it a political spectrum, and I'm totally sick of it. Since when Malcolm in the Middle has to do with that bullcrap? Nothing, it's just a tv show, not some political spectrum. Questions, have you seen this series before, or your just living inside your political fantasy bubble? Sje, your comment show no impact on what this show is all about. Left Wing yeah right, and get a life bro. Nobody isn't going to believe your bullcrap mister. No no NOOOOOOOOOOO, remember that pain, and remember that consequences. Whenever you say something more like gibbersh or trash, you remember that pain.

@meathead6155

3 жыл бұрын

If Lois from Malcolm in the Middle was here, she would slap on your face. Now beat it.

@rjmax3311

3 жыл бұрын

I think the show was really apolitical compared to today and that's why it's great.