Making the Worst Place to Live in Cities Skylines
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I decided to learn how to play Cities Skylines. I ruined many lives in the process. Some of it was intentional, and some of it was not intentional. From flooding homes to surrounding a school with garbage and landfills, I made sure that every single person who lived in my city was miserable. Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p
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Gotta love how his first step to building the perfect city was building multiple 5-Way intersections right at the city entrence with one way streets. Truely genius urban planning.
@edenfeledrum1540
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty par for the course he calls it
@carto4028
2 жыл бұрын
Only the strong or able to pass the gauntlet. Those who cannot survive would not last in this city.
@BlackMoonHowls
2 жыл бұрын
Then all he needs to do is have like oak st. run into Ash st. Ash street goes freaing no where and then Oak turns into Pine st. all of a sudden. Then on the whole other side of the city, have a street thats abruptly ends and then is continued all the way on the west side of the city from the east side. Also make sure to have massive pot holes in the roads and then fill them in with gravel but not pack them down and don't use asphault.
@froggy5748
Жыл бұрын
That’s what driving through any city feels like tbh
@memedealermikey
2 ай бұрын
Gotta love that California city Planning
12:55 I can’t tell if all those people got happier because he finally built a clinic or if they just didn’t like the people he killed
@carto4028
2 жыл бұрын
A quick death is a luxury and is something to be celebrated in his city.
I love playing this game for 10 minutes and then being 100000 in debt with everyone running away from the shit smelling city with no sewage.
@andiershad6285
2 жыл бұрын
Relatable lmao
@therandomperson7190
Жыл бұрын
Please use the word capitalism
So glad to see another streamer recreate Flint Michigan in Cities Skylines.
@tinygoblinlvl.3151
2 жыл бұрын
does Flint Michigan have a poop volcano?
@mrevans5301
2 жыл бұрын
I used to live there, the bouncy castle on a cliff above the lake of shit was such a nice view
@TheArmouredDoggo
2 жыл бұрын
My sister just wrote a speech about how bad they fucked up there.
@calvinsmith4986
2 жыл бұрын
Wait, who was the first?!
@king_sombrero8193
2 жыл бұрын
@@calvinsmith4986 Mayor Schlatt I think. I don't know I've only heard legends about this place
His city counts as an eldritch entity. Everytime I try to comprehend the layout of its streets it starts to twist in my minds eye.
@notfriendlystudios1643
2 жыл бұрын
The perpituity of those cold, foul smelling streets will forever haunt me
Charborg accidentally revealing 2030's city planning.
*sees actual dead person being carted away* CHRBG: *laughs hysterically*
Cars go into Hancock street Cars are disassembled People put the parts in their pockets People walk to work where they sell tiny bits of cars that is how cars leave
Anyone remember watching Fat Albert and wondering why they played in a landfill during recess? Its because charborg was the mayor.
Want to see more of Oscar roberts, they really made the episode for me
**Literally poisons the town's entire water supply** *WHY IS EVERYONE SICK I DO NOT UNDERSTAND* never change
@cookiecaine4188
10 ай бұрын
omg spronkus
I like how most of the ideas are "What if..." But instead of thinking about it more you do it instantly
I like to imagine that the one way street has a dilapidated sign hiding in the overgrowth that reads, "Welcome to hell!"
I get PTSD every time the little tune plays ant the end because I know the video is about to end
I can't believe he recreated California so well
Char may legitimately be the worst player I’ve ever seen at this game
A good example why we can't leave furries in positions of authority
@Logger1010
2 жыл бұрын
@@plaidradar 🗿
@BlackMoonHowls
2 жыл бұрын
@@plaidradar That's the joke he is not but people wonder.
@AlTheJuggernaut
2 жыл бұрын
Furries already keep the internet running, genius
@implord4197
2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing you say that because... One of the higher ups in a CERTAIN medical company is a Full blown Furry.
@WretchedRedoran
2 жыл бұрын
@@implord4197 Would you mind elaborating, please?
A natural disaster would just add a little flare to be honest
Ambiguous Amphibian AND a Charborg video today? Lucky days~
@hodarov1564
2 жыл бұрын
Very lucky
@notfriendlystudios1643
2 жыл бұрын
Why haven't they collabed?
@MaserXIV
2 жыл бұрын
@@notfriendlystudios1643 good question. They're both pretty open about enjoying eachother's content and every so often they raid eachother.
I was in such a bad mood but this video has just cheared me up. Thank you charborg
@cliftonwindham4194
2 жыл бұрын
I’m still cranky, but the video was nice
@yesg651
2 жыл бұрын
@@cliftonwindham4194 well, just try enjoy your weekend bud
“Hot dog??? *long pause* Is importing goods to general store”
hell nahhh bruh I hate living in doodoo smog ville 💀
Look, he made [insert city of choice here].
4:23 That's the Manson house
Discovered you by accident thanks to a people playground video, loving your content to death 💯
@jacobbiscuitsuuu
Жыл бұрын
i found hum through people playground too
Pov: you live in detroit
char roleplaying as our politicians and landlords oop
Thanks charborg thanks for letting me live in the city, I totally love it here.
16:43 at first I was like "this is normal" thenthe hotdogs truck popped up and I knew it was a national emergency
10:16 uneducated child lives alone
Chrbrg is a lord of chaos
my elementary school was directly next door to a sewage treatment plant. Smelled like eggy farty shit every day lol
ASTROLIGISTS REPORT A DEVASTATING METEOR WILL HIT THE CITY IN THE NEAR FUTURE -every city skylines vid ever
@leastyto1229
2 жыл бұрын
also its funny they say astrologist and not astronomist cuz astrologists are the people who think being a pisces lets you be a douchbag
From the people of Pittsburgh, thanks for the shoutout
Detroit speedrun WR 20:10 (No TAS)
hey thats my old school, right beside a trash dump
5:25 they put the poo in pool
Those sirens are HAUNTING what the hell
10:00 Across from my old Primary school is a church, my current school is across from an Add a.......and his...his a a landfill
Can't believe charborg recreate California.
Ah yes, finally some more quality content from a quality KZreadr, btw can you play more world box?
I am back for my daily viewing, as I am a loyal subject of SPACE KING!
theres a fucked up intersection near my apartment with lots of 1 way roads, but one of the roads is 2 way, so at some point ppl end up having to reverse and turn around cuz they cant legally make any turns lmfao
You can put the landfill ON the school, you need to up your game… that game being torture.
1:49 actually a better way than Jermas smoothbrain, still not optimal but very salvagable
I have indeed been to a city, and I can safely say the spaghetti roads are usually IN the city. not at the entrance.
Omfg he accidentally created the town from the oblongs
i need a part 2
you scared me. i thought for a minute that the intro music wasn’t coming
thank you Mr.Borg thank you.
Charborg would make an excellent U.S politician.
My high school was across the street from a cemetery and my bus stop was next to an adult toy store
Charborg saying bollocks sounded so wrong
Glad to see my hometown in SimCity
It’s weird watching someone play this game normally, after watching the spiffing Brit my concept of this game is ruined
Y’all like Cholera??? If so, cross reality into Cities: Skylines & move to Charborgs’ city!!! Fun times, a place run by a not-so-fishy leader!!!!!!!
16:42 Amazing parade.
YOU HAVE YO PLAY THIS AGAIN PLEASE SO FUCKIN FUNNY LOL
My old high school tivy used to be right next to a landfill
Torture Borg is back ^^;;;
Charborg creates Syria
Seven minutes in and the town is flooded with shit
“Take a right on 45 degree BLVD, then, take a right on 45 degree BLVD, then, take a right on 45 degree BLVD”
"Omg look at this awful school district omg" Literally US public schools
Just got home and new Charborg video, nice
You could say that the school district is literal garbage 😉
That's just Detroit
The game is good but the dlc is fucking expensive like holy shit
God bless this channel.
A devastating meteor
Oh boy I can’t wait for this video
Intro song?
2023 is gonna manifest destiny this
Looks like Nebraska
It's so surreal being one of the first to watch a video and not seeing any comments. It's also quite a nice feeling.
@BlackMoonHowls
2 жыл бұрын
With zero views posted an hour ago and you still can't wacth it. Yeah i love it too.
@lordawesome_auzzie1541
2 жыл бұрын
@@BlackMoonHowls mate i dont know where you live but this video was up for me 11 hours ago and it had 4 views???
@BlackMoonHowls
2 жыл бұрын
@@lordawesome_auzzie1541 I was referencing crap I have seen elsewhere. Have YOU seen a video uploaded (well you can't cause what I said earlier if you even read it you bat) with no views and no commetns but still pending for actual upload, like for several hours or several days huh, dingus much?
if you trap someone with an shoping mall they will not escape the money farm they will have to spend the money
yes beautiful
the trash is the food
8:21 JSHLATT MOMENT
so true!
I love the age of mythology music, brings me back
All this effort just remake Detroit digitally.
Raw footage of god creating another pandemic
*death*
that city is way worse than poverty.
Bro this is just Detroit
garbage truck convode
honestly still better than most american cities
LETSSSS GOOOOOOO
Looks like a normal school district 2 me.
Yes
Basically made Brazil
part 2?
i’d live there!
i am proud to say that i was in the stream
you should hang out with GrayStillPlays.
can't believe he copied Detroit
Country rooooaaaaadssss
#charborgforpresident
this man built ohio in 20 minutes genius