Lol He's got a symmetry problem on his hands! Best joke ever

@tsraikage

3 жыл бұрын

best nerd joke ever. to be specific 😂

@patrickhannon4217

2 ай бұрын

Still makes laugh out loud, I only found this video recently, but when I need cheering up 🤣🤣 It's *so* multi-layered that it has overtaken "clever/intelligent" humour and returned to "stupid" humour 🤣🤣

"He's got a symmetry problem on his hands." Parker pun for the win.

@_Uptilt

5 жыл бұрын

His squares might be a bit off, but his puns are on point!

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FIVE HOURS OF CONTENT?!!! SIGN ME UP!

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+Nikolaj Lepka it's a two disk DVD so plenty of room!

@NikolajLepka

8 жыл бұрын

Steve Mould assuming 8.5 GB gives you two hours 185 hours would be 45.5 GB Which requires at least 10 DVDs to hold Either you got some freaky quantum DVDs or there's magic involved Either way, sign me up

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+Nikolaj Lepka ah man, your interpretation is way more interesting than the truth.

@NikolajLepka

8 жыл бұрын

Steve Mould who needs truth when you have magic?

@EllaJameson

8 жыл бұрын

+Nikolaj Lepka Yup! Just play at 1/60th speed!

"I've Wired two Nails to the Mains ." lmao

You've heard of the potato clock, but now witness the majesty that is...the pickle lamp! :D

@adammullarkey4996

6 жыл бұрын

I wonder, if you hook a pickle up to a potato, will it work as an emergency torch?

@cookeymonster83

3 жыл бұрын

Gherkin lamp*

@IceMetalPunk

3 жыл бұрын

@@cookeymonster83 Potato, potahto, tomato, tomatillo.

@blindsightedkill

3 жыл бұрын

NEON- GLOWING PICKLE RICK!!!

"when you excite a sodium attom, it's electron jumps up to a higher orbit and then when the electron jumps back down again it release a photon of light" Idk but that kinda sounds like "where do babies come from", but for physics xDD.

@qwertyTRiG

5 жыл бұрын

It's what Stewart & Cohen would call "lies to children".

Are you suggesting to replace all of the UK's streetlights with pickles? If not, why not?

@cookeymonster83

3 жыл бұрын

That would be impossible to do since pickles can't exist within the UK. As soon as a pickle enters the UK, it becomes a gherkin.

@prerakpatel4444

2 жыл бұрын

LED would save more electricity 👍

@U014B

2 жыл бұрын

More people will try to eat the bulbs, that's why.

lol at "subtitles in binary for inaccessibility". xD

my 4th grade teacher was great and showed us that experiment, then afterwards let a student eat the pickle

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+Joseph Nisbet ha! That's brilliant.

@ErwinPommel

6 жыл бұрын

"let" Do you mean "forced"?

@Sam_on_YouTube

5 жыл бұрын

Yum. Burnt pickle... 😝

@rookieman329

3 жыл бұрын

seems like a good deal to me, you know you get like edible light

@panda4247

3 жыл бұрын

And then the student contaned the salt, so she stuck him to the mains. Muhahahaha!

Purchased the download version. Looking forward to watching it later!

That was amazing! Thank you for sharing that bit!

I purchased the download. Loved the the Festival of the Spoken Nerd.

That was most amazing 4 minutes i have ever spent in my life

this was amazing, I gotta see the whole show, its freaking a-ma-zing, I laughed my ass of through those 5 minutes.

Thanks! I ordered the download version right after seeing this vid!

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+loupetron yay!

@fanthomans2

8 жыл бұрын

+Steve Mould I was crying by laughter on the glove part. Automatic order. I''ve been a fan of all of you for a long time. Keep up!

5:28hands down one of the best jokes I've heard. Honestly didn't know Steve Mould was so hilarious.

My party tricks repertoire just increased by 2, thank you Steve.

Absolutely brilliant! :)

Great show, and I love the the No such thing Vinyl ;))

Thanks for doing this!

"that is the nerdiest thing you can do with a pickle" Rick be like "Hold my beer".

@michaeladams3762

5 жыл бұрын

who's rick

@LordQueezle

5 жыл бұрын

I knew I would find a reference if I scrolled down far enough. xD

@RocneKS

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaeladams3762 Pickle Rick

@cookeymonster83

3 жыл бұрын

A pickled what? We call them gherkins. Ignore the Brit that speaks American.

Science AND comedy, well done! BTW thank you for including American English in your DVD. Should be helpful though I've watched enough Monty Python and Faulty Towers to make it through. Perchance a few regional dialects as well, Brooklyn, Boston, southern drawl? Ya'll keep up the good work! :c)

One thing I notice about Steve, anyone else notice this? His voice is incredibly clear. I'm half deaf, and I thought it was the microphone or the EQ, but wherever we see him it seems the same.

My sight of an eagle can’t help but notice the use of Polish pickles (the etiquette on the jar said “Ogórki” meaning cucumbers tbh) Sooooo Yeah Now I like you all even more

@cookeymonster83

3 жыл бұрын

We also don't call them pickles in the UK so Heaven knows why he was using American English in London.

Cool. I just bought the trilogy download. Cheers 🍻

I laughed so hard at 100 hours of content and 85 hours of extras.

please come to Plymouth lots! you are SO good live

Not only is the pickle excited, but, thanks to the way that it creates light, it's also fascin- uh, exciting!

That performance was quite well done

185 hours? I might even be tempted to buy that. Very funny content.

This looks like the best show to attend. With or without my kids.

old videos? dont mind if i do, found this from festival of the spoken nerd webpage at random, i remember making a fire tornado as a young child using a record player, a metal tin and some window screen, worked really good but because i was sloppy and only like 7 or 8 years old i didnt realize stability spinning would make it work better

I'm just in the comments to appreciate the video description. :D

this was really actually very funny

So thats who you are. I've heard your radio 4 series and seen you on Q.I. Love your work guys! I've just ordered the DVDs!

@SteveMould

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Hope you like them!

@tubeymcdee

3 жыл бұрын

@@SteveMould HI steven. I liekd them steve. thbanks seteve

I don't know about you guys, but if someone puts on big rubber gloves and breaks out the pickles, my mind runs away and hides.

5:52 "That's the nerdiest thing you could do with a pickle" Well, it is if you don't count turning yourself into a pickle. Pickle Rick!

@SteveMould

5 жыл бұрын

Pickle Rick!

sodium lights and snow, miss both of them...

Steve Mould: "That's the nerdiest thing you can do with a pickle." Dan Harmon: "Hold my... whatever this shit I'm smoking is called." (Months later) Arbys employee: "PLEASE GET OFF THE COUNTER! YOU'RE NOT PICKLE-RICK!" edit: Oh, TIL that episode was actually written by Jessica Gao. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Gao

Please, please have some sort of competition (like a question) to give away a dvd, please. Btw: Fire tornado? That's just epic!! :)

@idontwantahandlethough

2 жыл бұрын

Did you get one? If you still don't have one I will buy one for you. Lol I am so shocked right now, somehow I've been watching both of these guy's videos for quite a while but somehow had zero clue that they knew each other! I feel ridiculous

Yes we've got Mat Parker!

Wow very nice

I have constructed an L E P (Light-Emitting Pickle) on several occasions at home. Usually after having reached a certain point at a party.

there's no wonder you always look knackered doing all that lot.

This should be avaialbe for purchase or rent on youtube for people from around the world! I am from India if you are interested.

Content like this would be great for a YT membership

I've known about the electric pickle for years now, done it myself many times. The mysterious thing about this is that, although the current is alternating, and we should therefore expect the light to appear at both poles, it appears at only one. To my knowledge, the reason for this is unknown.

Too good

"I'm pickle Rick!"

I have done the pickle experiment at home. Best to do it outside and be very careful. It smells and if you screw up it can absolutely electracute you.

I've cooked sausages that way. They are normally cold in the middle and burned and quite hot at the ends.

Any chance of a blu-ray version?

Looks like all the light is coming from one of the nails. I'm not great with electricty, but I assume that that nail is the positive (or red [in Canada, anyway] or "hot") electrode?

@johnschroeder3072

4 жыл бұрын

No actually it is 230v AC so the polarity are constantly changing. There is most like slightly higher resistance there so it gets hotter else its the other way around and it's more conductive allowing the electrons to change "level" easier. Also in Canada they have 120v AC supply so no positive or negative either.

A gherkin, bin on fire and a pair of nails wired up to the mains walk into a bar. "ahw shoot, we're in one of steve's videos again."

100 hours, and here I was thinking that I had something to do for the next 4 days! Bumma.

2:07 "it's amazing"

6:00 Ah I got excited there!

Don't use wooden or plastic baskets? Pickle light works just fine. How do I get rid of the smell? :)

It's pickle RIIICK!

Is that a Parker pair of gloves?

We did the pickle experiment in our 5th grade physics class

Funny MOULD 😂

My teacher did the pickle thing and blew out the power.

Hilarious 😆

I leave this under every video I watched, it helps the algorithm..

+Steve Mould just yesterday I saw Jeremy Clarkson do this...

I guess it varies from pickle to pickle, but what voltage or amperage would be required to result in an exploding pickle?

@andraslibal

4 жыл бұрын

Well you need a high enough current so that the pickle heats up and cannot dissipate the heat fast enough, leading to the water inside boiling to steam that has no way out, the problem is that it already has two holes where the steam can release ... explosion is not likely to happen.

@ericscaillet2232

4 жыл бұрын

@@andraslibal with enough force anything can happen ,but yes from the energy available to the regular citizens,you are correct.

At 3:00, no that is not a banana in sodium's pants, he does not like bananas.

This is both the moth meme and Pickle Rick meme

These are Polish pickles!

If you ate the pickle afterwards.. would you just taste the chlorine?

I see on your site that you are doing shows in the UK now. Do you have any plans to do show in other locations in Europe? I'm from The Netherlands and would like to see the three of you live, but I'm not sure how practical and costly it is to go to London for one show.

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+Martijn deKok we don't currently have plans but it's useful to know that there are people interested!

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+Martijn deKok we don't currently have plans but it's useful to know that there are people interested!

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+Martijn deKok we don't currently have plans but it's useful to know that there are people interested!

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+Martijn deKok we don't currently have plans but it's useful to know that there are people interested!

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+Martijn deKok we don't currently have plans but it's useful to know that there are people interested!

How can we find out when and where shows would be?

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+Tre Bogetich fotsn.com

@trebogetich2029

8 жыл бұрын

+Steve Mould thanks I would love to go sometime

When was this filmed?

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+Brian Bender Jan 2015

this wasn't in my sub box :(((

Pickle Rick Level 2!!

I'm not a fan of stad up usually, so I always made a point of ignoring this or Matt's stand up videos. But I actually really enjoyed that. You got a laugh out of me more than once, which doesn't usually come easily for me.

What would happen if you hooked a pickle up to a lemon?

those mr.bean laugh effect

All the show dates are on weekdays and in London, that's no good is it. Are you lot doing the fringe?

@SteveMould

8 жыл бұрын

+Jonathan Lowe we just finished our UK tour :(. We're not doing the fringe this year sadly. Hopefully we'll be near you soon. Do join the mailing list if you'd like to be kept up to date. Sign up is on the website.

I have never thought about setting an ice skater on fire, but the Olympics would be far more interesting...

@ericscaillet2232

4 жыл бұрын

One a matter of time.

If you're nerdy, then I can definitely think of something even "nerdyer" to do with that pickle 😉😉😋

After talking about the burning/spinning ice skater, you missed an opportunity to ask for a volunteer from the audience.... :-)

So why not turn one of the gloves inside out?

No Oxford comma in the title? I expected more from you, Steve.

@cookeymonster83

3 жыл бұрын

English obviously isn't his strong point.

We've done cruel things to pickles at our house, too. Great fun, horrible smell.

first, i was like 100 hours on dvd , good deal, but no ...after i read the text.. :)

@Aliosar22

8 жыл бұрын

He also said it is available as a download. That would take a little

0:16 Jimmy Valmer irl

"Excerpt" sounds like "Ecksert".

@cookeymonster83

3 жыл бұрын

False. The P isn't silent.

Did you really say 100 hours?

The description of states it as "expert" 😂😂😂😂 not except

@hugovangalen

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed! And I am very unsure whether that was intentional.

When you wanted 100 hours... ;-;

polish pickles! 🙆🙆🙆

@childofnewlight

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Chmiel World War 2 German occupation edition Polish pickles!

It would have done wonders for when I was going through school we got a chance to see things similar material that Grabs a young mind and shows how great education can be but,trying to motivate students is to much to ask I'm American Public schools! It's a concept some call Karma! Teachers Across America are complaining about wages and how they can't live off their pay!Well if they want better pay they should think about the children, adolescents

@ericscaillet2232

4 жыл бұрын

Yes,to find good schools with good teachers is a gift.

Eyes.... so red... ?

Important note to all the people who do not try this at home: it only works with Polish pickles.

@cookeymonster83

3 жыл бұрын

Additional important note to British scientists: It's a gherkin.

5:50 what about turning yourself into one?

Anyone wanna fill in Mehdi Sadaghdar about this pickle thing?

Google... yep... KZread subtlites says: ... "enjoyed that sample that's actually from our DVD full frontal nuditywhich"... Great!

Egg syrup.