"why would you want to see just one, when this is it in generalised form?!"

@sebastianjost

4 жыл бұрын

That's part of the reason why I switched from studying physics to pure mathematics. Physics is still fun though

@stevegoodson9022

3 жыл бұрын

The look of genuine exasperation on his face was exactly how I feel when I try to talk to a normal person about the stuff that interests me, I mean how can anyone look at the Hubble ultra deep field image and not feel a sense of vertiginous awe?

"Why would you want to see just one when this is it in generalised form" is one of the best maths based one liners I've ever heard.

"Look at this triple integral,.... it speaks volumes!" I almost died from laughing to much.

@romanmichelko8595

7 жыл бұрын

Ekitchi Hoshi I almost pissed myself at that part. Absolutly amazing video. :-))

@tforsell

7 жыл бұрын

That was the breaking point for me too! :-DD

@DanDart

7 жыл бұрын

groan!

@LedeEleven

7 жыл бұрын

the first time I watched this, I didn't get it. The second time I just laughed so hard

@Ulkomaalainen

7 жыл бұрын

Okay, I didn't get it first time round. Then I didn't get it reading the comment. And now I am aching...

"If this excites you, then you're about to lose your -shit- _mind_"

"You're making a mockery of my integration" is my new favourite phrase.

Why the bloody **minds** did you cut away from the interacting toroidal vortices the moment they actually interacted?

@JohnSmith-kf8mv

7 жыл бұрын

well it was most important to see the audience's reaction rather than showing the actual event. :D

@djpeterson7479

7 жыл бұрын

No worries, he showed the formulae. So you can imagine exactly what happened just by applying those three integrals.

@JohnSmith-kf8mv

7 жыл бұрын

But the thing with video cameras... they can be used to SHOW what happens so we don't need to imagine. :)

@Redrield

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't know we had a mixed ability youtube comments section in here

@sebastianjost

Жыл бұрын

@@djpeterson7479 five years later and I still love this comment thread. It's such a perfect addition to the video xD

That long distance shot was a Parker torus of a performance.

@wobblysauce

7 жыл бұрын

+

@NathanaelNewton

7 жыл бұрын

ahahahah nice one :)

@lystic9392

6 жыл бұрын

:o is this the Parker Square guy?

@Anbergino

6 жыл бұрын

Yes. His attempts to tell you otherwise would really just be Parker Lies.

@FishSticker

Жыл бұрын

@@lystic9392 yep

"Do you expect me to 3rd degree integrate...?""No, Mr bond, I expect to to derive..."

@sharpfang

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm immune to your differential! I am the e to the power of X!" "A-hah! And I differentiate over y!"

@sebastianjost

3 жыл бұрын

When dealing with holomorphic functions (complex differentiable) one actually integrates just by calculating derivatives quite frequently. Integrals are much harder than derivatives,so this can save a lot of time.

Can confirm. I most certainly did lose my _MINDS_.

@john295

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you have at least one mind left

That is the most seamless censoring job I've ever heard. It's like there wasn't a seam at all, just two separate pieces of fabric.

"that alone speaks volumes" OMG that was genuinely hilarious!

I must say, personally, I very much liked the equations that represented every toroidal vortex rather than the 'crude prop'.

"this triple integral speaks volumes"... Matt, you should go to jail for such a bad pun ;-)

@bengineer8

7 жыл бұрын

I didn´t get that pun until now

@oleg-avdeev

7 жыл бұрын

Definetely, he should be inprismed.

@claytoncoe838

7 жыл бұрын

*imprisoned

@jl25735

7 жыл бұрын

Christian Vogel yes... he should be Punished ;)

@CalculatedRiskAK

6 жыл бұрын

Clayton clearly did not get the joke.

Love it

@nikospagonas

7 жыл бұрын

SmarterEveryDay wow didn't expect to see you here

@BulletBastion

6 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyy

@cpgautam172

5 жыл бұрын

@@nikospagonas I didn't expect it too

@9308323

4 жыл бұрын

Here's the obligatory one comment per year.

@Vocnor

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikospagonas I mean.. there's fluid dynamics..

"I was just trying to give it more atmosphere." Oh, Helen, that demonstration was nothing but atmosphere.

If I'm honest I was surprised to hear him swear casually before, not something he does on KZread. But I didn't mind of course, in fact because it was so out of the blue I found it very funny.

@standupmaths

7 жыл бұрын

+Kieran Willis Yes, but then I remembered a lot of teachers show my videos in classrooms! Very different to a comedy club.

@samuelrobinson5842

7 жыл бұрын

Kieran Willis He edited that out, but that was hilarious!!!

@wobblysauce

7 жыл бұрын

Best thing about it is.. you can tailor the replacement with other localised words.

@keatk_

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I understand, if you're going to provide a child friendly channel you need to be consistent with it, I think it was a good call.

that censorship

@wobblysauce

7 жыл бұрын

+

we get it, you vape

That was an amazing skit...your group has some really fun chemistry!

@jpchevron

7 жыл бұрын

The have strong bonds.

@andymcl92

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they're pretty i(c)onic.

@BigDBrian

7 жыл бұрын

it was eπc.

@9308323

4 жыл бұрын

Would you say they are integral to each other?

3:20 ... I love how even Matt Parker realized that math pun was going too far.

@garretthuckabay3110

7 жыл бұрын

BrotherAlpha not to belittle the greatness of his puns, I still feel that the vast majority of that performance was not as adlibbed as one might think.

@wierdalien1

7 жыл бұрын

Garrett Huckabay I think its probably like early Izzard. he has fixed jokes that needed to be said in a certain order however the rest of it is fluid.

@BrotherAlpha

7 жыл бұрын

Garrett Huckabay "...I still feel that the vast majority of that performance was not as adlibbed as one might think." I do think that joke was written down in advance, but I also think as he said it out loud, he knew how cheesy it was.

"There's a triple integral! That alone speaks volumes" I'll get back to you when my kidneys stop hurting, Mr. Master Of Puns.

This is so brilliant. I wish I had teachers like this growing up, or just people who did this in general.

@skysurfer5cva

3 жыл бұрын

I had quite a few good to excellent teachers from Kindergarten through college, a lot of OK teachers, and a few bad ones as well. The best teacher I ever had was Bruce Hasegawa: jnm.snmjournals.org/content/49/9/37N.full.pdf+html I met Bruce at 8:00 a.m. on August 30, 1976, on my very first day at Fresno State. I was a college freshman two days shy of my 18th birthday and Bruce was the graduate-level (M.S.) instructor for Math 75 (first semester calculus). I had taken A.P. Calculus in high school and had done well, but I decided to start Calculus over because of its importance for my engineering curriculum. Bruce was brilliant, but he never made us feel inferior. Bruce had the rare ability to explain complicated topics in a way we could understand. He was also very enthusiastic. One day, after proving the Mean Value Theorem, he stood back from his three neatly marked chalk boards and gleefully asked, "Now, isn't that beautiful?" Because of Bruce, my college career got off to a great start. I later took a Physics lab from Bruce and he was equally good there. All throughout my college career, when Bruce and I would cross paths, he would always ask what I was up to, how I was progressing through school, and so on. He cared about all his students and ex-students that way. When I worked on my 30-yr high school reunion, while tracking down classmates, I decided to see if I could locate other people I had lost track of. I was saddened to learn that Bruce had passed away just a couple months before I began my search for him. The world lost a brilliant mind and an excellent teacher.

@aronious291

3 жыл бұрын

@@skysurfer5cva sorry to hear buddy. Hope things are good

Watched this a second time. My favorite joke remains "it says volumes".

Well, there is our Parker Cubed.

"Do we have any panto stuff?" Audience member: "OH YES WE DO!" This is how banter is done, folks.

Trying too hard. The triple integral was all the awesome you needed.

12:33 that dub tho

That was funny as! Top TOP work, Matt! Loved the "This right here speaks volumes!" very punny ;)

@ToMeK3001pro

7 жыл бұрын

Azayles i dont get this joke

@ELYESSS

7 жыл бұрын

You use triple integrals to calculate volumes

@Fematika

7 жыл бұрын

You use triple integrals alone to calculate volumes, actually. A triple integral of a function gives a 4D kind of volume-esc thing.

@HagenvonEitzen

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe the joke surfaces if yo apply Gauss' theorem

@Hugh.Manatee

6 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure there's another dimension to that joke

For those of you wondering, the changed part in the video happens at 12:30.

@jiaming5269

7 жыл бұрын

Ameto WHAT WAS THE CHANGE????

@Leistria

7 жыл бұрын

Changing a certain rude word to mind.

@kamoroso94

7 жыл бұрын

Ameto I consider myself to be one of the lucky ones to hear him say shit. Too bad he censored it. Kind of hypocritical. Hence, first dislike.

@Leistria

7 жыл бұрын

Yup. I also heard it yesterday, so it's ok. The problem is that Matt didn't censor it properly - you could have heard the difference in pitch of the tone and we know Matt can't do that blatantly out of the blue.

@standupmaths

7 жыл бұрын

+Kyle Amoroso That's ok, now I don't like you either. :]

And of course the video changes to another camera right after 13:24 as if specifically to leave us hanging

Hahaha, I know some of these words!

What's with the sudden censorship on the "You're gonna lose your ***minds***"? ;P

@rosieisla8286

7 жыл бұрын

A lot of teachers use these videos in their lessons so he reuploaded it with the "slightly safer for schools" audio.

@YOM2_UB

7 жыл бұрын

What Rosie said, along with the fact that such an obvious censor adds humor.

I have never been so on the edge of my seat by... math. I mean, just look at the size of those equations! And OMG that vortex! I'm losing my mind!

"would you all stop producing heat?" is something i still say to this day

I like to think that the over-dubbing of the word "Minds" near the end, is actually done on the speaker system in the theatre, too. ;)

Matt Parker would make a fantastic Doctor (as in Doctor Who)

I'm so glad that I've decided to watch, SO GLAD

"that speaks volumes"!

Helen has an amazing voice! And of course love all their work.

I've seen this live, and I'd forgotten the finer details. It's brilliant!

This. This is the sort of thing I subscribed for. More stand-up math comedy please!

Wow. This was an emotional rollercoaster.

Come out to Washington. Let's make this a proper Festival of the Spokane Nerd.

its just the concept of numbers in squares and he'll become enraged

Simply brilliant!

This is hilarious! Thank you for these performances, I'd love to go to one some time!

Can you please make a video where you explain the triple integrals?

@trucid2

7 жыл бұрын

That's for his other channel, sitdownmaths.

@weerman44

7 жыл бұрын

trucid2 Alright, thanks! :)

@lamphobic

7 жыл бұрын

I uhhh, I don't think that's a thing.

@Rasmus0909

7 жыл бұрын

What, triple integrals? That's a volume integral :)

@martinshoosterman

7 жыл бұрын

Wow you just got me excited over nothing.

subbed to your channel maybe 5 years ago. after taking a few calculus classes and coming back to this video, i love the joke at 3:16.

3:00 Not only every vortex there was, but ever one that there will be and all that could but never have nor will be.

But if you aim the cannon at a piece of meat, does it make a carnivortex ?

@joshuahadams

6 жыл бұрын

DrSnap23 wouldn’t that be if you made a toroidal vortex in gravy?

Thanks for the triple integral. It helped me understand why cardiac murmurs sound the way they do.

that's just wonderful. thank you for doing this!

Thanks Matt!

This was waaaay more enjoyable than I thought it would be. XD

12:33 "You're about to lose your" "*mind*"

Loved this video, just love the way they bring maths and physics in a funny interactive way Also, I burst out on the 'that speaks volume' joke 😂😂😂

KZread suggested this video today. Really amazing. Loved it.

My favorite two things!

this is genuinly funny. thanks

just watched it a second time. I love it

Looking forward to attending one of these soon

So good!! love it!

I love it! Great stuff.

You guys are awesome! Everyone needs to experience this. Tour the world and come by Copenhagen. Soon!

Fantastic! I'm going to make one and try it out!

Loved it!!!

Love this x

This is the nerdiest thing I've ever seen, why isn't this everywhere?

I wish I could go to the UK, but this is a nice snippet to keep me wanting more!

2:21 I wanna learn about interacting toroidal vertices, why did you cut him off?

The Essence of Brilliance!

"That alone speaks volumes!" **Groan**

It's quite weird how slow air moves. If you have ever been on detonator at Thorpe park, after the ride lands, then after a few seconds you feel a whoosh of air.

* gets a smoke machine * * plays guitar music * "Hey that song sounds familiar, what is that again?" IT'S BLOODY SMOKE ON THE WATER

This is charming!

That was great!

I'm watching QI at the momment and went a bit crazy when I heard "Festival of the Spoken Nerd" and then saw you on QI! Great Job!

I mean, Helen Arney's voice is magnificent!

Helen seems excited by the physics calling toruses "donuts".

You need second DVD!

I love this Matt, great show! 🖒👏

Good show!

I love this ❤️

YAY DOUGHNUTS!! edit: As a physicist myself, Helen is fantastic (and has a fantastic sense of humor picking on the mathematicians)

3.21 "That alone speaks VOLUME"

Matt: *aims giant cannon at audience*... RELAX!

This was so cool

"You're gonna loose you--MINDS" Nice save there

This is the coolest math related show I have ever come across

Matt's explanation is beautiful

I loved it :D

ok "that alone speaks volumes" got me lmao

So many nerdy puns... "That triple integral speaks volumes!" "...any hair products like [...] superglue..." "This man's almost perfect surface" "Have you washed your hair in teflon?" I would love to visit one of your shows but sadly I don't live close enough to where you are touring. At least we can buy the downloads. 🙃

wow that was pretty cool. enjoyed it. 🙌

I don’t understand what any of this means... but I know good comedy. And this is great comedy. You three are very funny!! Great job!!

2:55 My physics teacher: now find the components of the initial velocity of the golf ball by using trigonometry to find the initial vertical velocity, use SUVAT to find how long it takes to reach its maximum, then double it, use V = S/T to find the distance horizontally that the ball travels Ne: why would you do that when S = V(2Sin(a)cos(a)/g) is the general form?

The nerdiest thing I ever did in London was laugh at the technically profound situation Roger Moore's James Bond found himself in Live and Let Die at the Odeon theatre: stranded on a pedestal island surrounded by crocodiles he used his magnetic watch to attract a dingy-but it was roped to the shore... I was the only one laughing at that...

It was hilarious, I loved it

great stuff

that was amazing