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@MrBaskins2010

4 ай бұрын

thanks casey, i used nordVPN so my local police department didnt see me buy IMAX tickets to Madame Web.

you CANNOT tell me Miss Dakota cannot act when she had to sit through all of those interviews with a straight face knowing damn well that movie was shit

@bigbearkat2010

4 ай бұрын

That's the thing though, her interviews just made people more convinced it was going to be shit

@ville__

3 ай бұрын

nex took the L because im better 😝

@notaspeck6104

3 ай бұрын

Anyone reading this thread, don't respond to the weirdo. It's some sort of weird rage bait nonsense, just report and move on.

@waywardmind

3 ай бұрын

I mean, I'd say she still can't act because it was very clear she was full of shit during the press tour.

@Handle.NoimDoorKnob

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@ville__who are you better than, some rando? And who are you? You could have atleast introduced yourself with a name. What an out of pocket thing to say😂 Unfortunately no one knows about you BUT don’t you worry, everyone knows about your cult group, we all know, you’s are like one of those stories on the news people half pay attention to while bored💀 oh, and you could have atleast put a little more emotion into stomping on the pride flag, one of the most boring things I’ve ever watched in my life🙄 chronically half assing everything you do.

My favorite part of Madame web was when she tells the girls “you guys should meet my sister.” And then she looks directly at the camera and says “her name is Charlotte” and then they reveal that Madame web was actually a prequel to Charlotte’s Web.

@didimametja3095

4 ай бұрын

this comment is underrated

@ville__

4 ай бұрын

*Don't translate...,. भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

@grimmick9446

4 ай бұрын

I knew it

@majestyzx9081

4 ай бұрын

​@@ville__ Don't tempt me with a good time.

@Primalintent

4 ай бұрын

You're joking but in the comics Madame Webb is an elderly woman and her granddaughter is named Charlotte.

I think we need you to adress the whole Kate middleton BBL oompa loompa Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow situation while listening to pop icon Julie Ragbeer and sipping 97 yr old coke

@caseyaonso4270

4 ай бұрын

im in deep conversation with The Unknown about this very subject

@disgust4941

4 ай бұрын

@@caseyaonso4270the secret chocolatier that lives in the walls of the factory?!?!

@pillbugm8914

4 ай бұрын

​@@caseyaonso4270 The unknown probably does have all the info

@pearlngozi2818

4 ай бұрын

Can you please explain?

@penidk

4 ай бұрын

Huh???

Morbius for women

@beepboop8276

3 ай бұрын

Hi twin

@drariet9190

3 ай бұрын

Morbius, for her

@mmm-mmm

Ай бұрын

morboobies...

@cbass9323

26 күн бұрын

Morbius she, her, hers

I can't believe anything Dakota Johnson says after the Lime Incident™️

@caseyaonso4270

4 ай бұрын

she would never lie to me…

@royalpeaches7183

4 ай бұрын

i trust everything she says bc of that. shes just like me fr

@justsomeone6718

4 ай бұрын

No @sevenpuddingsx that's not the truth

@taylorgayhart9497

4 ай бұрын

That video is still one of my favorite pieces of content on the internet. "My cat Chicken is buried here, which is not funny but I don't know why I think it's funny to tell you that. The pool is heated a little so I can go in it all the time." is the original “he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died" and nothing will ever top those two line reads!! 💀💀💀

@bunkertons

4 ай бұрын

She love limes...she just loves them.

I love how the plot just revolves around Dakota Johnsons's character just being resentful that her mom DIED. Not that her mom abandonded her or neglected her, but that she died like how are you gonna hate your mom for getting beat tf up then passing away lmao.

@AJaeH

4 ай бұрын

Her character hates her mom because she went on a trip near the end of her pregnancy when she knew it was dangerous for both her and the baby. She doesn't know that, *spoiler alert* , her mother was trying to find a cure to save her unborn child. It's cheesy, but that's kind of the movie's whole shtick.

@Squadia

4 ай бұрын

@@AJaeH that makes more sense to be resentful of her mom doing dangerous stuff at 9 months pregnant, but still very funny to me lol. Thank you for that explination though, I'm sure the movie directors conveyed this plot *super well* and didn't make it vague or hard to understand for the viewers/s

@joetrosclair8434

3 ай бұрын

My mother was angry at her 5th husband for dying . He was a Chain Smoking Alcoholic. You can’t make it make sense but that’s how it beees sometimes 😂

@guidomersmann9744

3 ай бұрын

I liked the backstory and the reveal of the reason for the dangerous travel a lot. Her mother argument with the doctor was great. Not the best super hero movie, but definitely a good one.

@joetrosclair8434

3 ай бұрын

@@guidomersmann9744 How? The villain was having visions of a future that was never going to happen to him 😂

My dad was SO excited for this movie and took our whole family to see it on Valentine's Day. After watching the whole thing, I spent the car ride home trying to defend it because I didn't want him to feel bad. Also I was the only one out of the four of us to realize that Ben was THE Uncle Ben, and that the baby at the end was Spider-Man

@starsINSPACE

4 ай бұрын

😮

@caseyaonso4270

4 ай бұрын

oMFG 😭😭😭😭

@delightfulmochas

4 ай бұрын

There were also a bunch of things that made us howl with laughter. Like: - How did Baby Web make it to NYC? Did the spider besties fly with her and then abandon her? Did they mail her? Why didn’t they raise her in the Amazon? - How much did Mother Web actually know about researching spiders before her trip to the Amazon? Did she also have clairvoyance and see some 2024 Facebook post about spiders curing neuromuscular disorders? - Why did the NSA lady tell Ezekiel the actual passcode? Sure, you could say that the venom impaired her cognition so she immediately gave it up. But that doesn’t excuse her having her whole ass badge on the nightstand

@stotch77

4 ай бұрын

Wait is that fr? 😭 I thought his name being Ben was a reference to Parks and Rec (I don’t watch Marvel movies)

@choosehappy9224

4 ай бұрын

That's was nice of you to do for your dad.

as a peruvian, spider people crawling down our walls is a huge problem, can’t believe madame web made fun of such a serious topic

@mattiai

4 ай бұрын

fr, poorly made representation everyone knows spider people are a sensitive matter 🕸

@sammyr769

4 ай бұрын

Confirmo (i can confirm this)

@pauladelcastillo586

3 ай бұрын

Exactamente no lo puedo creer smh 😔

@benstewart7970

3 ай бұрын

#Peruvianlivesmatter. Cancel madame web... Oh they did that themselves😂

@milktea9686

3 ай бұрын

speak your truth, I still have nightmares

Dakota Johnson Try to land a role in a good movie *CHALLENGE* (Impossible) (Manager Fired)

@pillbugm8914

4 ай бұрын

Wasn't she in Suspiria and Cha Cha Real Smooth? iirc they were critically acclaimed.

@ville__

4 ай бұрын

*Don't translate...,. भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

@ville__

4 ай бұрын

@@pillbugm8914 *Don't translate...,. भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

@13realmusic

4 ай бұрын

@@pillbugm8914yeah I loved Susprira 2018 way more than the original version which even its biggest fans admit has barely a plot going on.

@Malum09

4 ай бұрын

Suspiria and A Bigger Splash are right there!

dakota johnson’s energy during the madam web press tour is my current mental state

@Tusisvrivhing

4 ай бұрын

Lmao same

I work at an AMC, and lemme tell you, this movie was the first time I've ever seen a genuinely completely empty theater.

@Lou_corner

3 ай бұрын

Dang😭

@haybale287

Ай бұрын

Ironically, the first time I ever experienced that was also a Marvel movie; it was The Eternals. Technically better than Madame Web, but I enjoyed Madame Web more lmfao

The way you watched the movie twice and didn’t know Adam Scott was supposed to be Uncle Ben 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@shalmali-379

4 ай бұрын

That is insane to me as well. ...

@piecesofgold1086

4 ай бұрын

and emma roberts being mary parker / peter’s mother lmao

@ilovefirenoodles

4 ай бұрын

@@piecesofgold1086WHAT!!!!

@luiginastro8831

3 ай бұрын

It's that bad

@stillinlove3719

3 ай бұрын

wait what 😭😭

you can’t spell madame web without morbius!

@ville__

4 ай бұрын

*Don't translate...,. भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

@pip-pip5029

3 ай бұрын

You can try

@justagalwhocomments

3 ай бұрын

morbis madame web. omg ur right

Casey: "listen" Me: 👂👁️👄👁️👂

@caseyaonso4270

4 ай бұрын

😭

2005, Stephenie Meyer writes Twilight, in which a character oddly is carried up a tree > 2009, E.L. James writes a BDSM fanfic of Twilight, which is later turned into the novel 50 Shades of Grey > 2015, Dakota Johnson stars in the film adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey > 2024, Dakota Johnson stars in Madame Web, in which a character is oddly carried up a tree

@Sofia-wh9jr

3 ай бұрын

Everything is a web. A mandame one, even

@carinasunil

28 күн бұрын

​@@Sofia-wh9jr Mandame LMAO- 💀

@Sofia-wh9jr

28 күн бұрын

@@carinasunil I just noticed the typo. Dammit lol

Madame Web was a blind elderly paralyzed clairvoyant who made several appearances in the Spiderman cartoon in the 90's voiced by Stan Lee's wife. She used to guide Peter by giving him advice. She never did any physical superhero stuff. It would of been better if she was in a Spiderman movie played by Helen Mirren instead of giving her own movie which clearly flopped.

Someone said dakota Johnson brings the exact right type of energy this movie deserves, and i couldnt agree more

"Paul or something" i fucking screamed

@ville__

4 ай бұрын

*Don't translate...,. भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

@ItsJC-gu3jz

4 ай бұрын

timestamp?

@Jade-mp2mg

4 ай бұрын

5:33

as a lover of bad movies, this movie was a blast to watch. i had to hold in my laughter to not annoy the other audience members. i think in a few years people will revisit this movie and really respect/appreciate the cringe in the way they do twilight or the room

@isfpoisson

4 ай бұрын

I wasn't interested in the movie before but this specific kind of bad has me wanting to check it out

@El1society

3 ай бұрын

@@isfpoissonno same cause i love watching some good bad movies 😅

@pixiestxNyomouf

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, this is one of those bad but love to watch. I cried but the movie was laughable 😅

@nightwish1453

3 ай бұрын

I would say that Morbius while also bad became a meme pretty quickly basically being a monolith of bad movies, madam web probably won’t have that impact but the cringe is still cringe it’s up there just not the peak of all cringe

@haybale287

Ай бұрын

@@nightwish1453 Nah; despite the memes, nobody is actually rewatching Morbius. It's too oversaturated. This, however? Nobody cares, and it also by default doesn't appeal to most dudebro comic book adaptation lovers, so I think it's more likely to have a half-ironic, half-unironic resurgence in a few years time.

No worries on missing out on any Morbius jokes, part of the joke was that no one saw it. Like they put it in theaters twice in hopes that the memeification would get people to watch it and allow it to profit, and it didn't, and that's hilarious.

@kavinsky2

4 ай бұрын

No one takes L's quite like Sony

@MagisterialVoyager

3 ай бұрын

Damn, that’s tragic. 😭😭😭

@danksponential6057

2 ай бұрын

Hey! We were all busy that day!

@wysteria.

2 ай бұрын

​@@kavinsky2 sony's repertoire is L after L with the spiderverse movies being their only W's sandwiched in between

NOT THE CUPCAKKE MOAN at 4:21 CASEY I HAD THIS ON BLAST AT HOME 🕸💀💀💀💀

@sibelkamile426

4 ай бұрын

😭😭😂

@caseyaonso4270

4 ай бұрын

IM SORRY 😭😭

@fluffybunchy

4 ай бұрын

Same 😭😭😭

"People are watching it on their PS3s." *Shows an image of a PSP* This is either S-tier comedy or S-tier obliviousness. Either way, I'm here for it. Don't ever change, Casey.

@yoursocialistbestie3333

4 ай бұрын

that's when you know it's truly a Casey Aonso video

If I remember right, there’s legitimately a line where somebody tells the villain “they’re just teenagers!” And he says “they won’t always be teenagers” A+ writing

@greyskymy

3 ай бұрын

The writers' brains are trying to imagine an idea. And the end result after all of that "hard work". Very disappointing.

@SupahSpaceOfficial

3 ай бұрын

“they won’t always be teenagers. i’m the future they have powers”

The shot of Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder and the implication that a 4 year old child drew it had me CACKLING

@kroadle

4 ай бұрын

thomas jefferson miku binder isn’t real and can’t hurt me

@oranges7706

3 ай бұрын

​@@kroadleThat's what my therapist keeps telling me 😔

@Beelzebubby91

3 ай бұрын

Imagine your child actually drawing that and asking you to hang it on the fridge

The madame web ocean spray bottle genuinely sent me howling

Im from peru and watched the movie drunk on the cinema. It was a fever dream, plus having my country linked to such a shitshow is truly honouring and chaotic, the white amazonian spider gang had me cackling

@MagisterialVoyager

3 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@charliedarlin

2 ай бұрын

I felt that the time I watched The Winter Soldier and they made a point to pause in the movie to say that the evil scientist working for Hydra was not German but Swiss. And I was like: Hey I guess it's the American way to tell us they're mad for the banks things that happened in the beginning of the 2010's haha. It was the first time I watched a movie where it seemed really important to tell that the villain was from my country. It was kinda funny (because screw HSBC haha)

Madame Web is awesome! The messy press tour, the movie, the fact that when I saw it in theaters one of my nephews ran away from our seats forcing his mother to chase him around the cinema for 50 minutes before settling down to watch the last 40. It’s all so important to me.

@thegreenjellybean77

4 ай бұрын

Oh my god! 😭😂. Respect to your nephew 🙌

that "i felt worthless, i felt gay" clip was like a punch to the solar plexus. i can't stop giggling

@SahloFolina2161

23 күн бұрын

Like where tf did that come from 💀-

saw it the other day and was completely losing my mind in the theater by the THIRD time dakota johnson hits this man with a car,, like why was her superpower vehicular manslaughter

for the theater i was in, when madame webb's mom died the entire audience burst into laughter it was amazing

@chelscara

3 ай бұрын

Honestly what a beautiful experience, everyone was on the same page 😂😂

Casey just not noticing that Adam Scott was playing Ben Parker is so iconic

the way it sounds like ur explaining a fever dream u had i can’t 😂

“it’s webbin’ time!”

the fact that casey watched that movie TWICE and still didn't get that adam scott was supposed to be uncle ben (and that emma robert's son who was born at the end is peter parker!!) is so reassuring because same

Dakota Johnson press tour energy is on the same spectrum as Robert Pattinson, like there's some sort of manic detachment that I really enjoy

Emma Roberts’ baby? It’s Peter Parker. As in Spider-Man. Adam Scott? Uncle Ben. That’s why this film was obsessed with spiders

is no one going to talk about the fact that the villain was dubbed the whole time 😭 every time he was talking it cut to someone else and his mouth never matched the words. what the hell happened behind the scenes 😭😭😭

@spijkerbroek6087

3 ай бұрын

I think I saw an article saying he wasn't fluent in english so they hired an actor last minute to dub all his lines

My favourite part of the movie was when dakota johnson yelled "its webbin' time!" and then started webbin over all the bad guys

we haven't had a movie this messy since Don't Worry Darling and I'm so here for it

@indiarose6226

3 ай бұрын

at least florence acted her heart out in that one

@kaesthetyc

3 ай бұрын

And the movie was interesting and we'll design and edited. Just bad execution or plot at the end. The guy was ridiculous

this film had the audacity to almost be the fun kind of bad and still underdeliver lmao

one of my friends was the only person in the theater when she saw it so she got to be an absolute menace in the audience with nobody there to stop her

@liriodendronlasianthus

3 ай бұрын

Me and a Bumble date watching Cats

We cannot forget the opening ambulance scene where there were over 23 cuts of madam driving

the shutterstock watermark is so madame web coded

I nearly spat out my drink when you mentioned the Colleen Hoover baby, I was NOT expecting that.

15:59 SHE'S FLYING AIR TAYLOR 😭

The final battle was so funny to me. The warehouse it takes place at shows up earlier in the movie. It's full of fireworks (?) And caught on fire (which is why web and co get called away from that baby shower). One of the firefighters makes a comment that it could turn into a bomb at any moment. Despite that, in the final battle, nobody cleared all those fireworks! Also the villain is crushed by the pepsi sign that was on top of the warehouse. Cinema.

Last week I watched persuasion (2022) with Dakota Johnson in it and yeah it was basically like this with “go girl give us nothing” (it was so bad)

@tangerine1884

3 ай бұрын

my mom and i watched it. i was in real physical pain for the whole movie

when dakota answered the question with "what percent of marvel movies have you seen?" with "4" i was like alright, 4 movies is ok. but the question was how many percent!! with 33 marvel movies out right now... 4% is 1.32 marvel movies lol

I was so curious what species of kpop stan you are for so long but then I realized you have a public spotify account. Thank u for satiating my random curiosity and now I will enjoy the video more enlightened than before. ily thanks again

@ecchhoo

4 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

WAKE UP NEW CASEY AONSO VIDEO DROPPED

@iloveprowrestling

4 ай бұрын

she's always leaving us but we'll keep coming back!!

You can tell. There was more hype surrounding the Bob Marley movie than this movie. Even the people weren't trying with the marketing campaign and Dakota was unsure with its reception. No wonder Bob Marley dominated the box office on opening weekend because it's Bob Marley and he's known internationally.

I feel like I saw the movie twice while watching it once. The most inferring thing about it was once the story started going forward, we are suddenly transported back 20 mins in the film. So I am think the script was for a 30 mins short that will all the back tracking ended up being a feature length film. The actors did the best they could with the worst script imaginable.

i need the casey aonso stock footage cut of every movie

The pregnancy cut literally has me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

i’m glad u made this video bc i kept hearing everyone talk abt it but couldn’t be bothered to watch it 😭

We both laugh at our son's big balls.

The editing is genuinely hilarious in this video

casey you don't understand how long i've been waiting for you to upload

@ville__

4 ай бұрын

*Don't translate...,. भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

Not Madame Cupcakke at 4:25

casey i need you to know i vibe so much with your music taste that ive been binge-listening to doughnut by twice ever since you posted something ab it on twitter. so you Know i recognized that 6:28

@caseyaonso4270

4 ай бұрын

truly one of the best winter songs evERRRR

as someone with family from the peruvian amazon i can confirm we climb up trees like the cullens from when we are very young

all i know about this movie is pepsi. pepsi. pepsi.

@caseyaonso4270

4 ай бұрын

pepsi

I know you were joking but the fact you didn’t mention Lisa Frankenstein is a crime it slayed

i feel like its gonna age like catwoman or elektra like we all know by no means are those movies good but.... were gonna go back to watch them again cuz they were somehow iconic and a fun thing to watch and not take too seriously

your rendition of invisible string is all i ever needed in my life

As soon as you said her spirit was in the pool, my brain saw that one scene from Scooby Doo where they’re floating around in that pool and switching bodies.

can't wait for the madame web sequel called Madame Web: In Space

i've watched 3 Madame web reviews and I really didn't understand the movie until you actually explained the plot bit by bit. Plus your edits are so funny 😭

the editing in your videos is so good it has me cackling in my seat

the edits and clips u use are so funny 😭😭 feels like i've seen the movie lol. plss never stop making videos ily

That CH drowning scene has become a war flashback at this point

I love my algorithm for bring your channel to me literally instant favourite. i've been watching your videos for 3 days straight and i literally cannot stop i feel like the little voice in my brain came alive as you.

The editing in this video is incredible . You’ve genuinely perfected your craft.

Yesterday i came to your channel to check for uploads and just rewatched your videos so thanks for new content

everything about this is amazing the editing, the clips, the memes, and references! *chefs kiss*

that jared leto hello had me belly laughing less than a minute into this thing

THE POPPY VINYL IN THE BACKGROUND OMG TASTE

I recently started watching you a week or two ago and was watching all of your older vids waiting for you to post, I'm so glad you posted and I really love your channel ♡

@caseyaonso4270

4 ай бұрын

thank u sm!! 🫶🏻☺️

I watched this with my mom and she just complained about how much she hated Dakota the whole time and kept calling her a “nepo baby”. It was a chill day.

Dakota doing more acting in her press tours than in her actual movies.

your editing is so fucking funny omg i’m wheezing at 4am

i'm so glad this was in my recommended! (even though i kept getting distracted by the kpop sound bytes doughnut and freedom my beloveds) you really captured how jarring of an experience this is to watch

I was checking your channel yesterday to see if youve posted anything, amazing timing :D

I’m so happy you posted! ❤❤❤

Best review made on this movie so far. Love that it talked about specifics rather than "bad writing" as a vague concept.

the way i thought you were bald but still had hair somehow (love the hair queen) (its giving monk)

@oboebuddy15

4 ай бұрын

she definitely bleached it herself and it did not turn out well ..

@caseyaonso4270

4 ай бұрын

nooo lol im too scared to do that myself- im growing out the warmer colour at the bottom and it takes time to do it before i can darken my roots back up 🤷‍♀️

i love ur editing lmao 😭

you were matching the energy with the editing of this video 👌🏽 🩵

6:58 can’t wait for part 3!!! Now I feel like I have to rewatch a bunch of her videos

I was just thinking of where you were, and you're back! Always love to see your takes

@ville__

4 ай бұрын

*Don't translate...,. भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु*

Love you, Casey! Happy to see another video of yours😊

Absolutely fire editing 😤🔥

Gurl I missed you! Thanks for another banger vid! Madame Web was truly... an experience. 😂 Idk what I was expecting when I sat down to watch it but it was both painful and fun to sit through xD

your hair in this looks so good!! a lil different a little bit more mullet

UR HAIR CASEY, I AM UNWELL IT LOOKS SO GOOD

Your cut on the editing was HILARIOUS 😂

I love this video!! But GIRL where is the Collen Hoover part 3????!!!

“I think it was like paul or something” “He’s uncle ben lmao” The way that made me choke on my cake

casey, adam scott played UNCLE BEN lolol. like, you know the baby that was born was peter right???????? omg.