"i don't smoke." "oh yes, you certainly do....you smoking, right now." That is smoooooth as fuck.

@paulrichardson7277

7 жыл бұрын

Niko Dejarme 😂😂😂😂😂

@michaeldonoghue9015

Жыл бұрын

If I ever catch you speeding again, imma bury your ass.

lmao he low key smooth as hell

@Wavemaninawe

7 жыл бұрын

😂

@rawcover3215

7 жыл бұрын

M'oua Xatistic

@eyebinmcranda4871

6 жыл бұрын

I mean solid! That game is fake but on point.

@chrispbacon5313

6 жыл бұрын

I wish I were this smooth with women 😉

@Jeremy-jm3fe

5 жыл бұрын

high key

so this is why he got fired and turned to crime on Grand Ave

@HighSpeedNoDrag

7 жыл бұрын

No he was assigned to the Academy.

@c.galindo9639

5 жыл бұрын

Yes this was how his legacy at Grand Avenue all started

@kishinxmembers9269

5 жыл бұрын

Cj

@503945158

5 жыл бұрын

But he robbed no bank.

@phantomtq

4 жыл бұрын

He went in too deep

Did anyone just randomly get this in recomended 11 years later

@snikrepak

4 жыл бұрын

Just happened to me

@silentnoyze

4 жыл бұрын

Could be because you've been watching Key & Peele videos. Well that's what's happening to me anyway

@alexortiz1515

4 жыл бұрын

silentnoyze nope i occasionally get a key and peele video in my recommendations out of nowhere

@alexortiz1515

4 жыл бұрын

adam smith why the hell do you care enough to comment on my post

@joshuawalker6863

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, Is this the support group for random KZread recommendations?

That pencil thin mustache and goatee with the Denzel swag made this work completely.

that boy spitting mean game tho

@mrv5512

4 жыл бұрын

Geordson Destine hahahahaha

@kobeplayeddefensetoo1351

4 жыл бұрын

An she's trash

@Bearschoice

4 жыл бұрын

Milk Man no way she fine af

@rhinovirus2225

3 жыл бұрын

@@kobeplayeddefensetoo1351 if she is trash then you need to hook me up with your garbage.

@kobeplayeddefensetoo1351

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bearschoice I can't see it. Nothing is hot about this chick. She's maybe a 1.

B-but he made all the right moves. How could he have failed!?

@ScrappySuper91

9 жыл бұрын

He was fedorable.

@jessiewortham6960

9 жыл бұрын

He didn't put them in all the right places.

@Anomaly1111

8 жыл бұрын

wanobe124 thanks i get that a lot p.s. just banter

@yottoo.5037

8 жыл бұрын

+MrTrojis - Guys that come on that strong are not attractive and come off like players. Not exactly a self-respecting woman's dream.

@NonnofYobiznes

6 жыл бұрын

I donno ... uhm... maybe because HER FUCKING SON IS MISSING?? Just saying.

"You look like God made you out of magic and sugar-cubes!" He just can`t stop can he? I love this sketch!XD

@nickolusstephens1963

9 жыл бұрын

KooP kill Koop Lolo Iloilo kill koP l

@mannygomez7208

6 жыл бұрын

DocHazard nigga. h z |¡ke 0 t a y a¡ghtt z that muzt ufve set u u p z

@jordanmicahcook

5 жыл бұрын

DocHazard Best line!

@ericmagee5998

Жыл бұрын

SNL take notes

Funny thing is, I don't think she'll ever break the speed limit ever again.

@chrisrobinson8339

5 жыл бұрын

Idk

@starisesun7692

4 жыл бұрын

Yep that was the whole point lol

@reynoldsad7

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@chadbrunswick7771

3 жыл бұрын

Not in that car for sure.

@Debbie4690

3 жыл бұрын

If I were her, Id NEVER drive again!

This officer sure is a sweet talker!

@JamaaLS

3 жыл бұрын

If I ever catch you commenting again. I'mma marry yo ass. 😂

@wirechair

3 жыл бұрын

Umm..... what is your channel? 😱

@Shskfjekdnf38587

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, you got the joke.

@SeppukuDoll

Жыл бұрын

Not as sweet as you look, Tsetsi. You fine woman.

"a sea of cascading gossamer locks, the likes of which no man has ever seen' haha

@1TypicalKidd

4 жыл бұрын

Nando Music lmao 😂😂😂

@SpiritGvn

4 жыл бұрын

sahn that shit was bars i dont give adamn hussein 🤣🤣🤣

@tyronesiasmall8418

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@ye-xf5mw

4 жыл бұрын

enigmatic echinoderm lmao good one brosholly

@howo357

4 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what that means

"Imma marry yo ass!" with his ring showing exactly when he says it lol!

@dailyfx1415

6 жыл бұрын

on he's right hand though smarty pants

@joseanrodriguez2005

5 жыл бұрын

he has 2 rings on

@mrtoothless

6 күн бұрын

@@joseanrodriguez2005 no he doesn't

@joseanrodriguez2005

5 күн бұрын

@@mrtoothless yes he does go get some magnifying glass and watch it again

That's one fine Toyota commercial.

@876r876rf

4 жыл бұрын

hahah

“If your son is as fine as you are?” Lmao what

Last time I hit on a woman like that an actual cop arrested me.

@ftwfckyea1227

7 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, I'll bail you out next time.

@johnhattanfine

5 жыл бұрын

thaintriguing1 ill bail You too bro

@IronCavalier

5 жыл бұрын

LOL #metoo LOL

@Rockstopmotion

4 жыл бұрын

@Tekboy 808 #BROBAND

@joshr8666

4 ай бұрын

You were so good.. they had to call it assault

Is this your son? "I love you

His "sketch" kills me every time! 😂

1:17 She's fighting the urge to laugh 😂😂😂😂

When he say’s the word “damn” I just melt!! 😂 ❤️

THE BLACK ICE LADY 😂😂

He dropping some lines😂😂💥 damn thats smooth

'looking like God made you out of magic and sugar cubes'! lmao! i just died lol

I binged all the Key n Peele skits now.onto the Madtv

oh yes you most certainly do. you smoking....right now

@thinblacknoodles

6 жыл бұрын

1relentless3 😂😂😂

man he's smoothhhhhhhhhhhh :)

When he turned on the music 😭😭😭😂💀

2:15 is this your son? 😂🤣😂🤣 I'm dead!

@Windband1

5 жыл бұрын

Right?!! Here's my fav. "I don't smoke." "Oh yes you do! You're smoking right now!" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Priceless.

he smooth af though lol.

@SeedOfBlessing777

4 жыл бұрын

Msmalqqq+ naaPLQOlal waa

Why the hell did they cancel MadTv, but kept SNL going? I feel like they shoulda done it the other way around T_T

@JasterM1

7 жыл бұрын

MadeAUsername I always thought both were pretty funny, but I grew up with MadTV. I'm guessing since a lot of known comedic actors came from SNL, they had better rep. I just feel like since this year and last a lot of the skits are cheap and made without wit. I only know Key and Peele made it out of MadTV and made it good.

@supersman2000

7 жыл бұрын

Jerry Wilder that was a crazy move ! SNL pull from being an historic show and a conduit to new talent for Hollywood. Mad tv was great though !

@xlerosx

7 жыл бұрын

There are two different shows. With two different premises.

@4nomorewaragain6

6 жыл бұрын

Mad was oriented toward non pc straight white males destined to be conservatives when they got jobs. There's your answer.

@Nitrodino7875

6 жыл бұрын

4nomorewar Again you pc

Why can't a cop act like this when I get pulled over?

@princeofdarknessxyz1

9 жыл бұрын

ali rose cause it would get creepy...go with fireman

@zomeister8367

8 жыл бұрын

ali rose Probably cause you ugly.

@gunfighterdrummer

8 жыл бұрын

+Gilbert Alexander i dont know the girl who wrote the comment in the first place, but i was thinking the same thing. Hahaha

@Ahmad-up9og

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe cuz you are a guy.

@mikepizza8946

7 жыл бұрын

ali rose cus yo ass probably fat as hell

Oh snaps, Officer McCringleberry layin the lines on her right.

@JustanotherLiz

5 жыл бұрын

Jayden Sylvester those stupid lines always worked on me.

"you smokin' right now" The eyes he is making @ 2:52 lol

"I mean if that boy look anything like you. He probably don't put some wings on, and flied his fine little ass on up to heaven!" Classic. This guy is underrated.

Dude had some smooth lines

"This your son?" 😂😂

And after that the officer got fired and started taking orders at pizza place. If you catch my drift...

@motazksa4506

8 жыл бұрын

i know what you mean .... sexually

@decapodianr2238

8 жыл бұрын

m-grey ksa I was kinda actually making a reference to another video, but yeah, that works too :p

@motazksa4506

8 жыл бұрын

Roy Buurman ok ..., now i feel stupid , what was the video you were referring to ?

@InvisiblexChaos

8 жыл бұрын

+m-grey ksa It's a Key and Peele video, can't remember the name xD

@Ms9mmBeretta

8 жыл бұрын

I had a pizza delivery guy use my phone number to get at me. I was not flattered.

"if i catch you speeding again... *goes around* i'ma marry yo ass.. ;)

Plot twist: she had no son, and she was just capping to avoid the ticket.

"lookin like god made you out of magic and sugar cubes" lmao

then it must be YOU..... thas makin the car look espensive

@Wheres0My0Weed

9 жыл бұрын

BIG3rn91 IKR Toyota yaris... it hurt my eyes just glancing at the thing ... ewww

@BIG3rn91

9 жыл бұрын

it takes skill to smooth talk a bitch in a yaris lol

@tshegot.s.g3374

3 жыл бұрын

It's a Yaris

Key had me dying at "the most penetrating eyes in the history of the world" :)

@frederickballentine6558

3 жыл бұрын

Too funny, history of the world, imagine that, and just found out while typing this text, (Imagine That ) is a movie with eddie murphy. I'm going to check this out.

wow!!!! He 's going to marry her and has a wedding band on!!!! Funny!

@Wavemaninawe

7 жыл бұрын

Thats from the dame he pulled over last month.

This is a RIOT! This man is the funniest man alive right now.

Just how can she could keep up with the striaght face 😂😂! These two are so professional in their acting crafts and thanks for uploading this video!

That line made me cry when cop say someone is in danger here, who,me

I would've said something like "I ain't gon' give you a fine coz you already fine as hell girl"

@johnhattanfine

5 жыл бұрын

Hassan Anjum me too, if i had some to say to this fine ass chica i would say « i ain’t gon’ give you a fine coz you already fine as hell girl »

@thePraddagee

3 жыл бұрын

A female officer gave me a parking ticket once and I asked her if I can get the ticket to her heart as well. She heard that one before and doubled the fine.

@doomhead2332

2 жыл бұрын

@@thePraddagee 😂

Police Officer-"well I'm a tell you what someone here is in danger right now" Woman "who" Police Officer-"me, because your just sitting there looking so fine". LOL

She has to frown all the time to keep from breaking character.

How could they NOT LAUGH! Lol! This is hilarious! Lol! I love Michael!

If your son look anything like you then he just done went straight to heaven

The best MadTV skit, EVER! It's an accurate modern portrayal of Poncherelli, from 70s CHiPs show! 😂

"Well then it must be you that makes the car look expensive" 🤣🤣🤣

Awesome, awesome! I enjoyed that skit. Loved that last line. Lol! Key is one smooooth cop. Lol!

"My sons probably in Mexico by now" For Cali ppl that's a lowkey fact 😭😂

That was hella smooth "with your pretty lookin face, lookin like God made you outta magic and sugar cubes" lol

Is it wrong that I have a crush on Keegan-Michael Key? XD

@PotterPossum1989

4 жыл бұрын

Men named Kegan are often very handsome;)

@candicebering4995

4 жыл бұрын

Same and Jordan Peele

@horseman4now

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, it's wrong. he's MINE!

@user-ej2xz3lx2e

3 жыл бұрын

He's a married police officer

omgg. that old ipod!! holy shittt. like if your old enough to remember using it

@FavioRiveros

8 жыл бұрын

How old are you?

@BehindTheBankTV

8 жыл бұрын

+FavioRiveros exactly 😂😂😅

@chevycarlos3210

4 жыл бұрын

Still have one man lmao

@876r876rf

4 жыл бұрын

Dude I still have one 160 gigs of goodness

@jayjaay5054

4 жыл бұрын

Try remembering a Walkman mate

key is legit so attractive, my goodness

@nelzelpher2088

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the lady right?

@HeyTash

2 жыл бұрын

NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THIIIIIS 😭😭😭

i got this recommended after 12 years,, thank you madtv

Ha ha ha, very good. He turned on the music soo on time, it sounded like she raps 😂

2:25 he so aggravating smooth he just told a mother her child ghost with a smile...

I don't smoke. oh yes u do, u smoking right now lol

@frankmata1812

3 жыл бұрын

If that's your picture I see,Then your the smoking hot one not her.

2:54 "Mything Thon" lol

@bait5257

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂

@bait5257

3 жыл бұрын

U alive?

@thePraddagee

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAA. No lips lol

"lookin' like god made you out of magic and sugar cubes" 🤣

I can watch this all day!

Another Mad TV alum! I love me some Key & Peele!!!

'I love you' "is this your son?"🤣🤣🤣

He done found hisself a karen 😆

double cigarette POWERRRRRR!!!

I like this guys skits he's funny

Anyone else the humor in him littering the lit cigarette?

Every now and again Mad TV had brilliant skits like this one.

lmao....Keegan kills it everytime

she's not ugly at all. i think she's pretty ...

@polemos1992

10 жыл бұрын

mhhh imo, she is actually pretty average. i'm not saying that she's ugly, not at all. she looks good, but also is not too pretty. soo..ya i just actually repeated what you said. lol.

@plitas

9 жыл бұрын

She's not pretty, she's cute at most.

@rustlemania3353

9 жыл бұрын

Samet Dema it's an opinion, you dumb fuck. i think she's pretty

@sebadcabre

9 жыл бұрын

Samet Dema Average? I lol'd.

@raduvlad4429

5 жыл бұрын

@@sebadcabre she is average...you guys must just have ugly women where you live.She is ok nothing mor enothing less.

I just noticed he left his iPod in the car. I see what he did there. Where is part 2?

I'm definitely using those pickup lines!

"And then I'm up to put out damage report because you break my damn heart girl." AHAHAHA!

One of the best skits ever 👏

I wish I could spit game to a woman like that and not even care if she rejects me

I watched a collection of SNL skits didn't laugh once watched one mad TV skit couldn't stop rolling

The canned laughter takes away how good this and the quality talent and concept is

He should have called another cop down there. “Jamal, get a look at this!” Then they both hit on her 💀😂

That was some smooth ass delivery

The black ice reporter 🤣

10 years ago? KZread, why in the hell you just recommend this to me now?

This must needed several takes. There's no way they didn't crack up.

You just sitting there looking all fine 😂🔥

11 years ago... Wow...! I've been missing so many funny Keegan skits....

Every Will Smith character in one

he's flirting like a 'Black Johny Bravo" :p

"You mean to tell me, your son, has the most penetrating eyes, I have ever seen?" This is so fucking genius hahahah

Weirdest Toyota Yaris commercial ever.

Im sorry but Mad Tv is the best comedic sketch shows!!!

I wish the cops that pulled me over were like this 🤣🤣🤣

I loved this sketch back on the time.

Magic and sugar cubes, hahaha That's a smooth track playing there.

Magic and sugar cubes...that's the line right there

if u ever catch u speeding again, imma marry yo ass LMAO

When he turns on the music... LOL

12 years later. And I find this gem.