0% drugs 0% violence 0% negativity 100% cucumba 💃🥒

@Blu_Paws

4 ай бұрын

95% Water

@svetlanaros2433

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@RausAusDerMatrix

4 ай бұрын

😂💃👍

@janeaustin9897

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Parker-does-some-things

3 ай бұрын

Just do NOT take off “cu” and “ba”

100% Music 100% Creative 100% Education 95% Water

@jillwoodral3518

Жыл бұрын

😂

@dubletar7351

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣 “95% water” You win 👏 🔥 🎉

@sammansour9876

Жыл бұрын

5% cucumba

@amandaalbataineh1689

Жыл бұрын

A r

@vanpopeye90

Жыл бұрын

🤣

The Jamaican accent is so lyrical by itself. Every conversation sounds like a song.

Definitely one of my favourites: 1) nice song 2) the Jamaican man sings, dances and teaches humanity at the same time 3) funny mix with cats frightened by cucumbers 4) final tutorial on how to make the trumcumba. What else can we ask for?!?.. XD

@namelessmonkey2283

Жыл бұрын

Cucumba

@mochimochi7669

Жыл бұрын

Thought the trumpet was a bong at first

@alexekdikitis5978

Жыл бұрын

​@@mochimochi7669my stoned ass thought so too

@dazeone11

Жыл бұрын

Trumcumba 😂

@fisherkalastaja

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said bro ahahhaahahhaahahahahahah totally with you!

Is there a prize for the world's most positive vibe spreading musician? The Kiffness is one of the best candidates! Cheers, mate, and thanks for all your kiff work!

@bellaluz9442

2 жыл бұрын

Agree 💯

@JayJay-qu5oo

2 жыл бұрын

Yea, lets not forget about Macka B though, talk about positivity.

@karevn

2 жыл бұрын

@@JayJay-qu5oo ya, he's a coolcumba collaborator

@ruhnet

2 жыл бұрын

There is no prize because there would be no contest! 😁

@TheHomesters

2 жыл бұрын

For sure! 🙌🏽🙏🏽🎶🕺🏽💃🏽🥒😎 Here’s a remix! 🪘 🇯🇲🇿🇦🇧🇷🇮🇷🇺🇸 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZXxmrKepdbK4Y7A.html

I am a preschool music teacher, and these videos are the perfect calm down activities for the end of class. I work with first graders in the afternoons at an after school care program, and they BEG me to watch these. Our fave is One Pound Fish lol. The Kiffness is my favorite musical discovery this year, by far

@askingoption4125

2 жыл бұрын

We want you as education minister. You ROCK 😊

@burnerbrecks5

2 жыл бұрын

Okay best teacher of the year award right here

@user-to5xi2jc2c

2 жыл бұрын

уважаю вашу профессию и сочувствую вам одновременно. Эт наверно проще иногда шахтёром руду вкалывать, добывать, чем молодняк воспитывать.

@mountainmover777

2 жыл бұрын

I was posting that this song needs to be taught to school children when I realized I should check the comments first as it seemed so obvious. I'm glad I did!. Props to you teach!

@user-to5xi2jc2c

2 жыл бұрын

@@mountainmover777 Вы хороший человек! Но боюсь, не справлюсь, посиму пусть останусь простым слесарем, сантехником,сварщиком...)

The fact he played the coocoomba is amazing. This is the collaboration I’ve been needing 😂🎶🎵🎧

I think it's the best cucumber song ever. 👍

@itzakpoelzig330

3 ай бұрын

And we all know the competition is stiff.

Kiff has transcended the limits of music.

@oriana2181

2 жыл бұрын

YES!!♥

@jameswest2567

2 жыл бұрын

He has become music.

@oriana2181

2 жыл бұрын

♪♪♥

@watchmanling

2 жыл бұрын

He transcend into the music of limits.

@Mira_Xomche

2 жыл бұрын

music didnt have any limits

Everytime I see a cucumber now, I will have that tune going around my head. Is there anything you can't make a song out of? Absolutely brilliant.

@lorrainepurple

2 жыл бұрын

lol me too

@mwandokamau

2 жыл бұрын

Ill be eating them now .

@materwelon3716

2 жыл бұрын

Let it stay

@enzoli23

2 жыл бұрын

then check out Macka B's channel, he raps about a lot of healthy fruits & vegetables :)

@patriksaveholm8528

2 жыл бұрын

grate, but he can not make music with this :-) kzread.info/dash/bejne/lq521aqQZKS4c6Q.html

BOY! if they don't play this at my funeral i aint dyin.

This is my jam now. I needed this today. Kiffness, I dont know if you know your doing God's work. When I have a bad day I watch one of your videos and I am always uplifted. I have a medically dependent child who needs me and so it really matters... Love ya man

I swear.... You are the only one who understands how to use the internet.

Patrick: "Is cucumber an instrument?" Squidward: "No, Patrick. Cucumber is not an instrument." The Kiffness: "Hold my beer"

@user-to5xi2jc2c

2 жыл бұрын

подержи пиво, ща сделаем;) У нас так же иногда под градусом бывает) только иногда через жопу\

@malumachado4561

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Alex_Eicher

2 жыл бұрын

„Is Cucumber with Mayonnaise an instrument?“

@dzanusaharfouche1481

2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Crab: who steal my cucumber from crabby patty?!?!?! Aaarrrrgggghhhhhhh

@Halifax888

2 жыл бұрын

take my upvote.

No he didn't just make an instrument out of the vegetable he was singing about!!!!!! This man can do everything!!!!❤❤❤😅

Kiffness you are a genius! We love your music! Your tunes are stuck in my mind day and night! You are going to triumph even further. Thank you for making us laugh and bringing so much fun into our lives. Clean fun! So lovely

How can one song be so uplifting, inspiring, relaxing and educational--all at the same time? Amazing!

@jpsholland

2 жыл бұрын

It all comes down to one word: talent.

@rexneto042

2 жыл бұрын

Download it and convert it to audio

@athendemosh8001

2 жыл бұрын

Top stuff!

@samuelem.7679

2 жыл бұрын

And... about cucumba, too! Ahah, congrats to The Kiffness and yes: pure talent here.

@emperadorzar2023

2 жыл бұрын

Because of cucumba

Never thought I'd be jamming out to a song about a cucumber while putting on make up for the day 🤣 thanks Kiff!

@SuperG3cko

2 жыл бұрын

You don't need make-up, just cucumber

@kimboylecaricatures6358

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperG3cko 🤣 well that's what I ended up doing...I left the make up behind and danced out of the house with cucumber slices stuck to my cheeks

one thing i've learned about the jamaicans... they never fail to make good vibe music

The cat montage is just such a cherry on top of this brilliance. Especially with every cat jump being in time.

@oxanatarashchuk4598

11 ай бұрын

👍🤣

@DevilTheBest

10 ай бұрын

The Cucumba on top of this brilliance*

@qataripekarsky

10 ай бұрын

Ruined the whole song. I was dancin'/vibin'/burnin' hella calories. Then froze at the record scratch moment. The rage UN-burned the calories AND took off an extra 50hp. Heard of xxxx-blocked? Well I got vibe-deprived! HARRRRRRRRUMPH! The worst part? It'll probably still get stuck in my head. All his remixes do. >_

@analiviaminsk1171

3 ай бұрын

@@qataripekarsky come back is time for a cucumba salad lol

If it’s one thing Kiffness proves, music comes from everything around us. All it takes is to find the right vibrations.

@censura1210

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, because what music really is, it's nature in the purest form. And also it proves that all the bullshit mainstream "music" is nothing less than evil brainwashing and indoctrination. Music is life, nature, fun, not nudity, porn, mediocrity like the media promotes.

@andrew42385

Жыл бұрын

This is an actual Macka b song though.

This video has everything: wicked beats, dietary advice, craft, cats... This is the high point of the internet right here folks.

Thank God there are people like you in this world.🙏😂😂☺️

How awesome would it be to have a concert with all these artists! I’d pay a handsome price for that! ❤

@Lesny14

7 ай бұрын

Bro, for real. Proceeds to charity

@NeBe1984

4 ай бұрын

Yes! Both!😂 Take my 💰 😂

@musicmouse7342

4 ай бұрын

Absolutely!

From animals to people to fruit, The Kiffness makes all things musical. It also helps when you have a cool Jamaican setting the groove...

The winners need to surrender their grammy to this guy. Keep spreading love kiffness ❤️❤️

I was already a huge Macka B fan. Didn’t think it could get any better and now this collab with my other fave ❤🤯

This is excellent music. I imagine it would be a good way to teach kids about eating healthy foods, one song per vegetable.

🥒 Great hydration

@streetlight6440

2 жыл бұрын

Cucumba!

@matheuspaiva4995

2 жыл бұрын

You know what you get for a fraction of the price? Energy Drink, Full of electrolites

@RyanTaylorNaturalRemedies

2 жыл бұрын

Eat it in the mornin, eat it with spice, slice it down thinly it always tastes nice. Cucumber for ya drinks, cucumber for ya salad, mix it in a song and turn into a ballad. CUCUMBAAA

@Lily-Slytherin-

2 жыл бұрын

Cucumba !! Btw I’m on my dads phone

@vinnyman1212

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lily-Slytherin- but nobody asked (joke)

No matter what medium, meme, instrument or sound you use, you make us ALL happy, Kiff! Thank you so much for the all too rare good and happy vibes!

RESPECT TO THIS MAN RASTA ON BEHALF OF THE JAMAICAN PEOPLE BLESSED LOVE MY BROTHER

Shocking twist- the Trumcumba is REAL

1:13 hits different. Suddenly feel like I’m on holiday soaking in the sun on a white sandy beach 😂 🏖

@gtamediaproductions1

Жыл бұрын

I feel a cruise ship vibe myself 🛳 🚢

You are a very talented guy, not only write earworm tunes (still can't get that bloody rat song out of my head) but you put smiles on peoples faces, and that is a gift not many have.

@ComfyDents

2 жыл бұрын

The good girl, Veronica! :-D

@deborahsoule9698

2 жыл бұрын

I personally have been tormented by "Big Billy". Hilarious, but maddening!

@saddaddrummer

2 жыл бұрын

@@ComfyDents Thats the one......

@saddaddrummer

2 жыл бұрын

@@deborahsoule9698 We have a singer in the UK by the name of John Shuttlesworth (real name Graham Fellows) who has a song "Can't go back to savory now" another earworm song I just can't shift..this old rocker is starting to need therapy :)

@lapuchirita3802

2 жыл бұрын

If you're alone and you need a rat

Как послушал, уже третий день в голове КУКУМБА 🤣🤣🤣

I’m 45 min into exploring this channel and I’ve created a YT playlist and downloaded his songs on Amazon music! 😂🤣🥰 Some of the best music I’ve heard in a long time!

@johnl5525

10 ай бұрын

Can you share the playlist ? want to listen while driving! (truck driver)

Epic! Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱🇵🇱!

Agreed. This IS the best Cucumba song ever made. Hands down.

Unique. Thank you kiffness for your eccentric wonderful music!😂❤

Это шедевр! На работе вснх заразил этим треком за пару минут! 😁 CUCUMBA BEST OF THE BEST!

I’ve never been so happy to stumble across someone, as I am with the kiffness. You make me so happy!

"What did you do today?" "I played some music." "Oh yeah, what instrument do you play?" "The cucumber." "..."

@nikieberhardt4624

2 жыл бұрын

😄😄

@WingCommanderZ

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣😂

@bellaluz9442

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣🤣✨

@paulinae.8042

2 жыл бұрын

Not cucumber - cucumba😁

@Daniel-mn1kp

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I have forwarded his videos to so many people. I hope you have millions more followers and make millions from this for making so many of us happy with these videos

My daughter like 2much ^^ this kukumba song!!! thank you mi bredah!!! Ine luv! 😂😂❤❤

If Russian-speaking audience loves you, you have what it takes haha

@user-to5xi2jc2c

2 жыл бұрын

да! солёные огурцы и помидоры с водкой... вещь! а с утра рассол от этих солёных огурцов и помидоров и похмелья как не бывало. Знатный овощ!А Кифф молодец! У него есть некоторые, за душу берущие клипы. Побольше бы таких людей... Надеюсь правильно за русских ответил?)

@user-xd6rm4nb7c

2 жыл бұрын

А как иначе:)

@user-tq7eu8fk9y

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-to5xi2jc2c Нормально 👍😁

@user-gy5by1fv6p

2 жыл бұрын

Точно

@ally_sark

2 жыл бұрын

Это точно :>

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. A little dose of Kiffness and a cup of coffee got me right real quick. Good stuff,mate.

@jaygopinath1694

2 жыл бұрын

How did you stick to the under side of the bed?

@xaviercrow102

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaygopinath1694 hard liquor and mushrooms can get a man in some awful strange predicaments. Or getting married...

I just love how gifted and diverse the kifness is

I made carrot flutes in my science of sound class today. The vegetable instruments are amazing!

Duuuude, we already lost the count for the hits you make. You really are a God of the Hits maker. Perfect. 💯🔥

He even timed the saying of "cucumba" to the reactions of the cats in the video. Truly brilliant! "CUCUMBA!" That's all I need to remember. 😆

I love the cucumber song. I saw this many years ago. ❤

After listening to this, I'm now constantly telling myself "give your body good things, don't be a traitah." Great message!

Music, healthy advice funny cat videos and a tutorial for a brand new instrument... That is The Kiffness!! ☝️😼

This is the best duet we didn't know we needed love It

Все, что ты делаешь - это настолько круто, что стоит послушать один любой трэк - становится весело и настроение улетает на HIGH LVL

@Alex858006

Жыл бұрын

Блин это одно из наилучших открытий в этом и предыдущем кашачий альбом уже скачал и щас все остальное ввиде музыки и видео, чтоб на речке с палатками чилить потом по полной, киффнесс это просто🤗🤗🤩🤩😺😺😼😾🙏🙏🙏🙏👏👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@helenaseregina

7 ай бұрын

@@Alex858006 Я капец на него подсела. Что ни видео - то позитив и в голове музыка еще долго играет =))

@hectorrodman7047

7 ай бұрын

Go fight !!!

@user-mn6xh9rd1q

5 ай бұрын

Мне повезло, я только сегодня открыл это музыкальное чудо. И , да .... Вы все правы на 100

Well, thanks to this song my son loves cucumba now. We dance to this song all day

How does he do it!? Not only is his music catchy, he's now doing it with homemade instruments that probably came from his fridge and kitchen spoon drawer.

Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice but when it comes in Dave's hands, it can turn into a toot. You toot well Dave in your tunes. Also you make us learn another use of the CUCUMBA. It sounds fancy to call a cucumber. Macka B's performance is hypnotic.

@Arcana888

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

@karevn

2 жыл бұрын

Not only the CUCUMBA is a healthy choice, in Dave's hands it gets it's own voice You tought well Dave in your tunes Also you can make us learn anotha use It sounds fancy to call it a CUCUMBA So Macka B's performance attracts viewers in a numba Oh CUCUMBA

@funpetscanada

2 жыл бұрын

@@karevn Beautifully put all in this poetic expression. Enjoyed ! You are creative. Let us share with you and others with FUN Pets Canada's recreation (of visuals) The KIFFNESS & MACKA B, " Cucumba" here kzread.info/dash/bejne/oml81tScmtndhZM.html

@Arcana888

2 жыл бұрын

I am hypnotized by this medicine miracle. Imma buy some cucumba every time I am at the store. And I'm feeling every monday will be funday with Macka B's wisdom. Makes me wonder what more other than toot we can make out of this wonderful cucumba. (hope DJ K gets his patent) 🙏💚

this duo is a NOBEL!

I know what I'm doing tomorrow..buying a cucumba! Being entertained and educated at the same time by 2 gifted and talented people❤🎶👏

Уже который раз ставлю лайк даже не послушав и после прослушивания не разу не пожалел

@amedeomodigliani3497

2 жыл бұрын

Пожалуйста, перестаньте голосовать за Путина. Мы любим вас всех! ☮

@snuggly4435

2 жыл бұрын

@@amedeomodigliani3497 Я не голосую за него!

@TV-cj4yc

2 жыл бұрын

@@amedeomodigliani3497 А вам что Путин жить мешает? )) Если любите всех значит и Путина тоже любите )

@Meldonii

2 жыл бұрын

Нас рать на политику,слушаем кукумбу)))

@parfum_rammstein_39

2 жыл бұрын

@@amedeomodigliani3497 Take a cucumba and Put-in

Дружище, Киффнес! Спасибо тебе большое! Такая простая, незамысловатая мелодия, но сколько в ней спокойного веселья, доброты и позитива! Спасибо, друг!

You do a great job. I want to be like you when I am older -Ashton Wells.

Kiff never ceases to amaze me - a trumbumba? YES!!!!!! I love this song; now I have to go buy some cucumbers. Really lovin' Macka B!

*Someone out there posting singing people and cats making noises” The Kiffness: „Thats all I needed”

*Кифнес - феномен!!!!*

@kosdem4998

2 жыл бұрын

Согласен! Мегакрутой музыкант!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The trumcumba solo is my favorite part.

Die Welt ist ein wunderbarer Ort. Danke, dass du uns mit deiner Musik daran erinnerst, dass es an uns liegt, ob wir unsere Mitmenschen als ein Geschenk erkennen! 🙌

Giving me that Jamaican Royksopp vibe we need to go into the weekend.

This may be your best remix to date. Got this on repeat, singing 'cucumba' out loud!

I'm pretty surprised by how good a plain ol' Trumcumba™ sounds! 😆 Nothing takes the edge off like your remixes, Kiff.

FANTASTIC MOST EXCELLENT RASTA!!! JA !!! BLESS ALL

Блин, он играет на котах, мышах, огурцах,... !!!! Спасибо за позитив как всегда

@PblTCAPb_B_TAl1KAX

2 жыл бұрын

На собаках и людях)))

@user-oy4yz7vw5d

2 жыл бұрын

Не забывайте о крыске))) Он и на ней играет))

@dertudhg2724

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-oy4yz7vw5d там была ещё рыба за фунт))) Что ни возьми - пацан гениален..

@viktorvasylyshyn7757

2 жыл бұрын

а где можно посмотреть как он играет на мышах? он им тоже лейку куда-то засовывает? xD

@dertudhg2724

2 жыл бұрын

@@viktorvasylyshyn7757 зайдите на канал kniffess. Там.. Все там)) Не агитирую, просто круто) и да мышь и крыска разное, но смысл один)) Вероника гармоника

😅 супер! 👍🏻 Слушаем всей семьей песни за ужином, у каждого своя любимая 😅 Спасибо!

@iknowt

2 жыл бұрын

посмотрите и мой)

@ludmilaponomarova4708

2 жыл бұрын

У меня кошки любят слушать песню про влажного Билли

You are a genius, a music alchemist, you could turn pure shit into pure gold! That's insane! Love what you do ❤

@shadowrose8907

11 ай бұрын

But could he salvage Taylor Swift?

@user-li2im7xy4c

9 ай бұрын

​@@shadowrose8907By singing about cucumba...yes 😂

@jeangold8789

4 ай бұрын

Macka b is a worldwide reggae legend it’s already pure gold without it. He just put a simple beat underneath don’t you see it?

@smartismaud

4 ай бұрын

@@jeangold8789 actually I wanted to put this comment under the previous video wich was made with a cat... I noticed it was the wrong video, but thought anyway the comment was still valid, though it' true, this one is not made out of nothing. And also, I didnt mean to say Macka b was shit

That cucumber is seriously great! ❤

This song? Total and complete brilliance. The video allowing us to see these two amazing musicians in action? Total and complete brilliance. Adding in the cats reactions? Phenomenally hilarious!!! I have not laughed so hard since I don't know when!! And I'm a cat LOVER. OH. MY. GOD. Thanks, Kiff 💜 Gets me every time I watch.

And again, another masterpiece. ❤️

You're as awesome as that cucumba!!!❤😊❤😊 love this!

Gone are the days when I just walk past cucumbers in the store without a second thought😂

After some days with "I left my home" playing inside my head, now I got CUCUMBA. Thanks Kiff.

My friend you are a musical entertainment genius and you deserve every success that is coming to you in the near future.

I remember this guy!!! He got me started on bitters year ago! He's got a whole series, I highly recommend it.

i love this! health message, happy and memorable vibe 😎✨👌🏽

Огуречный РЭП - это огонь! :) Лучшая ода огурцам за всю историю человечества.🤗

This man out here just deadass used a cucumber as a musical instrument. What a legend!

Now that's what I call vibing

Adorable! Sending LOVE and POSITIVITY from Russia.🎉🎉🎉

Holy moly, this is amazing. I already loved the Cucumber song by Macka B, now your version is something I would legit put on my playlist. Magic.

Лучшая реклама огурцов, я считаю :D

That cucumber horn 😂. This is fun, good music, and educational. Need more content

I never thought cucumbers could be so musical !!

This song is so refreshing to listen to, it instantly revitalised my soul 😃

ООООоооооо ДДДааааа, Огуречный Регги - то чего как раз не хватало!!!! СУПЕР

@hdf6kr74j3d

2 жыл бұрын

Скорее Огуречный Рэп

@aleksandr.v100

2 жыл бұрын

с котиками лучше было

@user-vr7uf5nj3v

2 жыл бұрын

кукумба!

@user-hx3rt7qc7n

2 жыл бұрын

@@aleksandr.v100 Котики присутствуют в качестве гимнастов-акробатов! 💗🥒🐈🥰

@Ivanych_Milovadze

2 жыл бұрын

Ребзя, у меня телефон сам стал перевод иностранных комментаторов предлагать! Офигеть, теперь можно всем со всеми переписываться! Спасибо Гугл!

Now I want to learn how to play Trucumba🤭🤗

This man is amazing we get all these remixes without paying anything!!! these are amzaingggg

How weird, my best friend and I talked earlier today about the fact that I didn't manage to order the organic, locally produced cucumbers that we love to snack on before they ran out. Instead we get a cucumba song.

Loving the music mate. Something positive in these trying times!

This is a total masterpiece

Macka B is awsome, all about dem plant foods 💚

@lolbots

Ай бұрын

is dat you rasta mouse? where you a been?