Machine applies makeup in under 5 seconds (Final machine)
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This is the final morning routine machine. I made it for my friend Giselle, who is always running late for work in the morning. If you want to see how I made it, including all the hilarious fails, check out the full video here: • The Morning Routine Ma...
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Starring Giselle Rafful
Edited by Nicolas Adrian Recalde
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I don't know about the makeup but that wet towel thing could actually be used as a useful alarm every morning-
@shuannabella4328
2 жыл бұрын
Haha
@taiseermaryam7531
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr🤣
@dameyao534
2 жыл бұрын
that's unless you glue urself in one spot so the towel lands on your face precisely?
@ArtPlayz356
2 жыл бұрын
If only it were that easy to wake me up..
@alvinseamstar817
2 жыл бұрын
@@dameyao534 you can just plastiwrap your bed and use a tarp as a blanket. Then have cold water dumped on you
I love how hard she's trying to keep that "I'm not smiling because this is ridiculous, I'm asleep" face at the beginning :D
@bryancurdi451
3 жыл бұрын
Actually I dont think she is acting if I knew I had that contraption and I used it everdsy I would still act like that like being afraid when the sponge with the make up goes down so I dont know what you guys are talking about.
@chaoticoofhead9543
3 жыл бұрын
@Murphy Shadow ok thx
@elishawildish5067
3 жыл бұрын
Hi Peepa Pig
@pipeepapofckgug3633
3 жыл бұрын
@@elishawildish5067 wut?
@rachta7495
3 жыл бұрын
They have tried this multiple times before execution she knows exactly how it works
This is another level of Mr Bean engineering...
@wanlongsanmarboh4717
2 жыл бұрын
or Tom's engineering (Tom&Jerry)
@thebraves8672
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of Bean Engineering too
@rakshitasingh6574
2 жыл бұрын
😀🔪
@tabi1796
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shinedairy5641
2 жыл бұрын
hahaha
0:14 Everyone's a gangsta until the whole bowl of water falls on you
@ivander1511
2 жыл бұрын
It's probably glued in place lol
@ebenezerprakruti
2 жыл бұрын
Tbh I really wanted it to fall 🥸
@chetnaparashar6460
2 жыл бұрын
@@ebenezerprakruti omg me too that would be an epic fail😂😂😂
@ebenezerprakruti
2 жыл бұрын
@@chetnaparashar6460 this would be my fav video for the rest of my life if that happened 😂😂
@neelchatterjee774
2 жыл бұрын
0:36 I waiting the cream to enter her nose
Imagine being slapped by a wet towel every morning.
@juanmaruli4977
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my childhood
@kishalayabarik2274
3 жыл бұрын
@@juanmaruli4977 😂😂😂
@aaditiagrawal3134
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@aniketbrar4759
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being slapped every morning🥵🥵
@YunDaWorld1218
3 жыл бұрын
@@aniketbrar4759 slapped in the face so you would wake up.
This actually turned out better than I was expecting
@davidlong1786
3 жыл бұрын
Looks better than a lot of celebrity make overs honestly.
@JunnHoi
3 жыл бұрын
The likes is stuck on 666 😈
@ishitaprasad1888
3 жыл бұрын
@@JunnHoi not 666 loser it is 12 k. Loser Loser nananana
@OOO_BARRACUDAAA
3 жыл бұрын
@@JunnHoi weirdo lol
@ishitaprasad1888
3 жыл бұрын
@@OOO_BARRACUDAAA yeah
The first part gave me massive anxiety and asked myself "what if the bowl slipped and smacked her face?"
@TheRubinator13
2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully they put something like double sided tape to keep it from slipping 😶
@baby_ni_joonie994
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, that wouldn't have been a smack, it'd have been a crash
@cartoonplanettv
2 жыл бұрын
Final destination
to be honest,this make up is much better than my imagination!look how accurate the lipstick is!!!
@EIIy
2 жыл бұрын
Well, I would not called the application "accurate" 😆 Let's just say it's not a total disaster
Imagine if at the beginning instead of the wet towel if the entire bowl of water falls on her 😂
@binodtharu1520
3 жыл бұрын
iwas expecting that water bowl would wake her up
@kimberlyceulemans6015
3 жыл бұрын
I was terrified if that happening
@smkymtnsaws163
3 жыл бұрын
I half expected that via a malfunction.
@ayuj
3 жыл бұрын
That would be in next video
@breaunnaparnell
3 жыл бұрын
That Was Literally What I Thought About At The Beginning 😂😂
That's the perfect example of "WOKE UP LIKE THIS" 💅💅💅💅
@fio-6096
3 жыл бұрын
YES OMG
@amruthavalli1260
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
Make-up machine: saves you time Setting-up it every night: takes more a lot of time
@nevermindlikewhothepackwho8817
2 жыл бұрын
Ghost: baby! I'm just hallucinations here
She's adorable. Lol 😊
@ahhwe-any7434
2 жыл бұрын
I only imagine a small child running in like mommy? You're so beauwahfuwl 🤗. You: looks like a clown
@thevigilant266
2 жыл бұрын
@@ahhwe-any7434 Why
That makeup is super precise
@matthiasmark3946
3 жыл бұрын
Heyo
@jyotikastampwala3094
3 жыл бұрын
How are you everywhere
@APerson-df5dd
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is everywhere 😂
@bye7451
3 жыл бұрын
😂 hellooo ray
@JoiceSMatt
3 жыл бұрын
Here we go again!
"Machine applies make up in less than 5 seconds" *"The video: **1:25** min + the one week preparation"*
@juditho8601
3 жыл бұрын
Lols
@coolstar7819
3 жыл бұрын
They said that the last machine applies make up under 5 second.
@jiyaissleeping
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@faithwanyoike1201
3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@drangela2001
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
This would cause me to be so nervous that I rather get up myself. 😂
I want a machine that knocks me out whenever I wake up. Eternal sleep
This reminds me of the traps tom used to make to catch Jerry 😂
@aarushisaxena4156
2 жыл бұрын
Tom and Jerry they are so cute :)
@riube28
2 жыл бұрын
Yeeesss saaame 😍
@akshitamehra5784
2 жыл бұрын
Hehe that's right 👍😂😂😂😂I agree my fav cartoon show 😁
@kshamaaghamkar2096
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@makeupartist3590
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I love them 💓😍
I thought this only existed in Barbie the Dreamhouse-
@laurenmtz7014
3 жыл бұрын
The 💅 M A K E U P B A Z O O K A 💅
@laurenmtz7014
3 жыл бұрын
@lmao 🤣💀
@meghasatheesh5775
3 жыл бұрын
@@laurenmtz7014 lol....I remember Raquelle's face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆
@laurenmtz7014
3 жыл бұрын
@@meghasatheesh5775 Same 😂😂
@cristlewrite7944
3 жыл бұрын
@UwU because barbie dream house (and the barbie movies) is an underrated masterpiece; only those with superior intellect are capable of understanding its true brilliance😉😂 The better question is: how could you NOT get the reference???
The wet towel can be used as a useful alarm. Imagine, waking up every morning slapped by a wet towel that's-😭😭😭
1:06. " Mirror mirror, who is the most gifted and beautiful lady in this world?" Mirror: you!
A supportive wife? Mother? Sister? Whoever she is... Keep her in your life, and don't trade her for anything.
@integratedhatespreader
2 жыл бұрын
I traded my wife for a pound of flour and a pair of wooden slippers.
@naatylaabs
2 жыл бұрын
This comment wasn't needed here.
@riclare
2 жыл бұрын
@PranshuSucksAtExams Bite me. I think she's a great person and that's what the comment translates to. Thanks for this reply though. Saw this video again and it made my day all over again.
@naatylaabs
2 жыл бұрын
@@riclare ohk dear but the word trade was bothering me. Do that word have different meaning, if yes, then let me know.
@riclare
2 жыл бұрын
@@naatylaabs I see. Its an idiom. When you say you wouldn't trade someone for anything (the world), it means the person is valued and they mean the most to you. What I meant was that she's a rare gem and he should try keep her in his life (because people sometimes tend to leave your life, not because you sell them off).
This is the most awkward video KZread has ever recommended me so far lol.
@BreakThroughBB
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@lezelizabeth3270
2 жыл бұрын
2am recommendations lol (for me at least
Anyone else reminded of that wakey up invention Casper's dad ingeniously engineered in Casper?? this would be amazing if it was flawless! (The towel tho, definitely enough to wake anyone up)
She makes an amazing friend for life,so adorable.
This is literally like if Homer's makeup shotgun from The Simpsons became real!
@powerstones7722
3 жыл бұрын
thats is if he aimed it well
@TheMaxWhoKnewTooMuch
3 жыл бұрын
I'm totally reminded of that as well.
@felixdietzCGN
3 жыл бұрын
i was looking for this comment
@dr.inkwell1070
3 жыл бұрын
@@felixdietzCGN me too 😂
Think of setting the whole thing again for every morning
@animixplayzone236
3 жыл бұрын
i am a lazy person so no thanks
This is nostalgic like in Tom and Jerry shows
@queenr.s656
2 жыл бұрын
Or Casper
@lynnecarnivale6414
2 жыл бұрын
Or the JETSONS! Remember that show? LOL. God bless you. Peace, Lynne 🍃💜🍃
@darkincognito3826
2 жыл бұрын
@@lynnecarnivale6414 Yup. Loved the Jetson's
@lynnecarnivale6414
2 жыл бұрын
@@darkincognito3826🌻 Hello! Haha! Thanks for your reply. I should watch an episode of the JETSONS on KZread. I would think everything that we thought was futuristic back then is reality today. God bless you. Peace, Lynne 🍃💜🍃
Quite innovative, imagine a steady trial & in years to come, it becomes a reality. Bravo.
Cool fact: you got this in the recommended you didn't search for it 🤪
@user-dq1xe9yu3i
3 жыл бұрын
ㅣㅣ11ㅣ1ㄱ
@moussetache
3 жыл бұрын
And Im here for some random reason clicked it
@SimranParmar.
3 жыл бұрын
Likes They were 68, so I made them 69 😂😂
@michelmoukheiber9078
3 жыл бұрын
@@SimranParmar. Thank you 😍
@OOO_BARRACUDAAA
3 жыл бұрын
I've been subscribed to this dude for a while now lol
Just imagine cleaning the whole mess everyday....
@srujanawali916
3 жыл бұрын
Hey army💜
@baibhabeenayak5696
3 жыл бұрын
ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 💜💜💜💜💜💜
@JINKOOK7789
3 жыл бұрын
Army
This reminded me of Barbie, when Skipper had created a make up bazooga and tired it out on Raquelle 🤣🤣✨
@degenerationz9284
2 жыл бұрын
I knew I wasn't the only one who thought about it!!
You can visibly see that at first she was ready to laugh but then she was suprised at how well it actually worked
“Thank you joseph, I’m ready” I love her aura😂😂😂
Amazing
@jx51
3 жыл бұрын
your every where
@_lifeisnicegd_872
3 жыл бұрын
HI LOVE YOUR CHANNEL!!!!
@Wall_flower
3 жыл бұрын
Isn't it not you stalker
@gaabduberal
3 жыл бұрын
Verified ok
It’s been over 24 years since The Fifth Element came out and I’m still waiting for Chanel to produce the instant makeup gadget shown in the film…. This was a great, thoughtfully timed effort; though it did seem a bit like a Wallace & Gromit or Caractacus Potts invention! Love all the mechanics of it!
Disclaimer : dont try this at home, stunts performed by professionals.
@lynnecarnivale6414
2 жыл бұрын
GOOD ONE!!! Also, no animals were hurt making this film. 😄 God bless you. Great sense of humor. Haha Peace, Lynne 🍃💜🍃
Giselle is awesome. Nerves of steel. I don't know how you found such a good sport.
The amount of time people have and the things they come up with, this has been the most astounding side effect of pandemic
Her laughing/smiling made this very wholesome
*Wow, I hope everyone is like that, WAKING UP SMILING.* ❤️
0:54 reality : “u ready ?.. here i come” *hit by reality*
She might be thinking that it would be better to go somewhere without makeup then to take help frm machine 😂😂
@keeplearning4898
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Why isn't this video viral already? It should be a world wide sensation
Someone had lots of time on their hands! This must have been fun to create! Haha! Thanks for sharing. God bless you all. Peace and fancy make up, Lynne🍃💜🍃
I’m thinking about how much time he must have spent making this machine
@maloahdtr4656
3 жыл бұрын
Righttt!!
@aditiagrawal8750
3 жыл бұрын
He?
@lesserafimchangedmylife
3 жыл бұрын
@@aditiagrawal8750 pretty sure its a guy (the youtube channel creator) who made the machine but a woman testing it for this video
@aditiagrawal8750
3 жыл бұрын
@@lesserafimchangedmylife oh ok I didn't notice that
Rearranging all the domino pieces will take 3 hours
The creator has done a lot of hardwork to make this video and all the setup .hatts off👍👍
Wet towel is mom's next level hack to wake me up 😅🤣
I remember the Mr Bean wake up scene 😂😂😂
@bhagyashreede
3 жыл бұрын
Yes yes 🤣🤣
Me at the beginning: very skeptical Me at end: Not bad! looks better than I can do!
The sponge makeup idea was terrific.
This is "Wallace and Gromit" sheer genius!! Who knew those fancies of imagination could be TRUE!! I now need a piece of cheese.
Its better to do makeup in infinity of minutes than to do like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ends up breaking the nose😂🤦♀️ “I’m ready”😂
Really hard work in managing all the stuff.👍👍👍
*Lmfao she's laughing at the monster she created*
This very much reminds me of the cartoon series Gloria's house where Gloria's dad makes these kinds of cool stuff!! 🤣🤣😅
@senseleslie6559
2 жыл бұрын
I used to watch it in kochu tv
@Parusss18
2 жыл бұрын
@@senseleslie6559 same
@hameevasiya1671
2 жыл бұрын
Omg yeas
@hameevasiya1671
2 жыл бұрын
They get toasted breads to their table
This is what happens when You failed your engineering degree and still got the job anyways!
I actually like the creativity of the person who made it
Imagine after this make up you gonna spent extra time for your makeup again😂
*Sure, this "mAkeUP" can be definitely done to a Joker!*
No one's talking about the splatter mess she got in other parts of her body excluding the face!
Thank you KZread algorithm, I definitely needed this laugh! 🤣 she is such a great sport 🙂
that makeup application was actually pretty accurate
All I can imagine is Caspers dad riding his chair every morning down to his laboratory like this.
@harapark4137
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what i want to post
@queenr.s656
2 жыл бұрын
that's exactly what I thought
"Thank you Joseph, I'm Ready" lol.
This should be " Maschine smashed make-up for under 5 seconds and 1:20 seconds preparation".
Why do I get such videos on recommend during classes🤧👍👍its brilliant ..I watched it thrice
She must really love him to put up with that!!! :) hahaha Awesome!
This contraption alone can fix my sleep schedule.
When the towel smacked her face 0:18 I couldn’t hold my laughter 🤣🤣🤣
I laugh more than 5 minutes. Very clever and very funny. Thanks
Imagine if you went on a date and she showed up looking like that 🏃♂️
@Lunny0511
3 жыл бұрын
I have seen worse!
@Gebieter
3 жыл бұрын
You have at least dates...
@kipweit9634
3 жыл бұрын
Dates? Never heard of these.
@zwalloheen406
3 жыл бұрын
Ahh Dates, i love those as desserts.
@sarah.y
3 жыл бұрын
lmao whats a date
When Mr. Bean meets Gyro Gearloose. Joseph, you're a genius!
Best precise makeup ever It's so interesting to watch 😍
"Thank you Joseph, I'm ready" 😂😂😂😂
He about to make one called ‘ making eggs’ that would be crazyyyy
Imagine waking up to go to the toilet and setting off this in the middle on the night
That is amazing! Now, just fine tune and you will have a winner! But, that was super funny, and clever!
Can't stop my laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@umair_qazmi
3 жыл бұрын
Dafuq
@sojisolaman1832
3 жыл бұрын
@@umair_qazmi entha paranje
When your in a rush...
Rube Goldburg would cry tears of pride and joy!.
If that bowl falls on your face you won't be even seeing mornings 🤣
Spending a month of making a machine hours everyday to get a 5 minute make up.. This is so funny.. 🤣🤣🤣
0:30 that looked like something else. LOL
I wont be able to sleep here thinking about final destination all night
Imagine how much time it's gonna take to reset it at night for the next morning.....
Ready to dance all night! Fantastic!
Omg this video just made my day! Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣
Waterboarding, a few Slaps and a good punch of make up in the morning by a car probably feels nice
If she let you run this crazy contraption on her she’s a keeper. Plus she’s cute without the makeup!
In the morning: doing makeup the easier way At night: welp time to reset everything by measuring
Loved this video..although i miss the finale music that you used to have in your earlier videos.
@snake1987666
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was his signature
Hilarious ! The makeup was way better than I expected but I was white knuckles when that mop thing was spinning in her face I was worried about her hair getting wrapped up in that thing ! Reminds me of the movie Casper and the "up and at em" invention .
My favorite part of the title is that he still makes machines This post was made in December 21, 2021
Top 1 genius in the world thats none other than Joseph 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤪
You have guts, maam
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a brutal awakening! Brilliant!
The fact that , she was quiet knowing what is going to come after