Imagine living near two factions that hate eachother and you have to hear constant monkey screams

@mttb655321

3 жыл бұрын

I don't have to imagine it; its an election year.

@VulturesNest

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Detroit

@zearcjustice7837

3 жыл бұрын

chinese : sounds like free food

@Thatchycar516

3 жыл бұрын

@@mttb655321 lmao good one

@nagarajunagaraju6949

3 жыл бұрын

@@mttb655321 face swqqqqqqq%%%%%%%

Why do they have Medival haircuts though 😂

@ubangiestomp

3 жыл бұрын

Because the Macaque are all about that life.

@nojorooney

3 жыл бұрын

Because it’s war, how was that not obvious from the title of the video? 😂😂😂😂

@Berserker57756

3 жыл бұрын

They look like medieval pastor

@patriciacook3981

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody there to fade them 🤣

@obama_man9933

3 жыл бұрын

Because monke war

Who needs game of thrones when you have the battle of the fig tree

@Bee-tj8gc

3 жыл бұрын

Some of this just looked like aggressive flirting

@skeletononcrystals5608

3 жыл бұрын

Game of Monkes

@bpssecurity7240

3 жыл бұрын

Love it

@ReginaRR

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahahaaa 👌

@eunicestone838

3 жыл бұрын

For a minute I thought she said "victory" lol fig tree Jaha

I remember back in my days I was in the 35th artillery division after my service was over Tribe was safe. Thank you to all warrior monke for protecting tribe

@FullyOnVolks

2 жыл бұрын

Liar I heard that you escaped and fled to the banana tree instead of serving your nation, I mean, tribe

@Jesus_is_coming_and_he_is_king

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody is thanking the Chicken nation for giving yall troops and supplies

@yokoflopsy4953

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jesus_is_coming_and_he_is_king ohhh of course where would monke without supply chain chick can thanks for warrior Monke and banana

@jfiyibclfjvqdcx6426

2 жыл бұрын

@35th monke division soldier bruh...😝

@arnoldcardoz1961

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service, Sir.

Imagine if Monkeys could write their own history? Lmao: “The Great Battle of The Fig Tree”

@DouglasLippert

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laugh.

@MarcusViniciusCA

2 жыл бұрын

I know a certain type of monkey that does it: the artics ones.

@GETMONEYJONES2304

2 жыл бұрын

They do write their own history it's called a Civil War it's Kelvin war and all other f" up that they did throughout the lands the nations

@Gurra88

2 жыл бұрын

They are now veterans of the fig tree war. The young monkeys are gonna be like thank you for your service

@johnnyb7628

2 жыл бұрын

This proves humans and apes really are cousins lol.

Can we just appreciate the camera men in the middle of that war

@foxigamer9133

Жыл бұрын

Just like UN

@rizkiyoist

Жыл бұрын

@@foxigamer9133 oooooohhh

@shellyhudson1631

Жыл бұрын

Oh yes because in that mess the monkeys grab and bite whom ever is near. I've seen a few even attack their own friendly fire if you will. It isn't safe period. I've seen mothers collapse down to protect 5he infant on their chest and just get pummeled. Those babies whose mother couldn't protect them become casualties. That is the only pro for the Cambodian crab eating long tails and the pig tails the fights are bad but don't seem most of the time like more than a bunch of squeeks and slaps. I've seen the abduction of a baby and once the chaos stops mom is screaming for her baby. The babe was mortally injured and mom had some very bad cuts on jaw on sternum slashes on back but she is still screaming at and about a infant monkey that didn't get away and was mortally slashed. The only thing that will separate mom and baby is food. She if healthy or maybe not will chuck her baby for food. It is the strongest drug out there for them

@_--Reaper--_

10 ай бұрын

Camera man never die

@edwolf6017

8 ай бұрын

I'd be afraid the monkeys would join forces and attack me :)

War... war never changes... *throws poop*

@suserano7566

3 жыл бұрын

Fallout reference yay

@jonnwi182

3 жыл бұрын

shit sounds better

@tiffanye9403

3 жыл бұрын

This is SPARTA!!

@jirisalamoun2297

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Not_understanding_thisgen

3 ай бұрын

@@suserano7566war never changes.. *dogmeat growls*

Imagine contemplating the fact your entire species only wears bowl cuts

@judyweeks1480

5 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@ARosas

Жыл бұрын

Edgar’s

@jamesd2128

8 ай бұрын

That is the cross the "Moes" have to bear.

“Tonight at 10, A violent night reported at a Fig Tree nightclub, when two warring Macaque Monkey factions fought over territory around the club. Officials reported numerous Monkeys injured with at least 2 casualties. No arrests were made. Jessica, back to you.....”

@denise9053

Ай бұрын

Lol

the cameraman was like "ahhh shit here it comes" *starts shaking like an earthquake*

결국 사물궁이로 도배되기 시작했다.

@_gagiho591

4 жыл бұрын

ㅇㅈㅇㅈ

@_gagiho591

4 жыл бұрын

칠판긁는소리

@Jinoringdingdong

4 жыл бұрын

그렇다..

@user-fr7gw3qw3g

4 жыл бұрын

가 > 로 제발바꿔주세요 칠판긁는거보다 가려워요

@user-ln9mw9ng6v

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-fr7gw3qw3g ㅋㅋ 네 알겠습니닷!

The narrator makes this footage seem way more intense then it actually is.

@Alex-kc7tp

2 жыл бұрын

I think they just arent allowed to show monkeys brutally mauling eachother on youtube so they had to cut out all the real fighting parts

@MrDb4894

2 жыл бұрын

It was pretty intense. Imagine if it were a group of people, or you were one of the monkeys

@YashkasBaZedChannel

10 ай бұрын

Than, not then you idiot.

Thankfully the title prevented me from confusing this video with a documentary on 80s England football culture.

@neilalopesdosreis1347

5 жыл бұрын

como está o macáqiho kaia

@Menez47

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck England.

@hopefulskeptic42

4 жыл бұрын

OMG! 😅 Still LMAO!!!

@sonnyparker5231

4 жыл бұрын

@@Menez47 Fuck you dickhead wankstain

@piyushmishra4694

4 жыл бұрын

@@sonnyparker5231 fuck England and America

Top 10 Most Violent Gang Wars Caught On Camera

@Shiromiau14

3 жыл бұрын

woah 5 likes? XD

@rainzhg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shiromiau14 woah wtf 27 likes

@Shiromiau14

3 жыл бұрын

@@rainzhg XDDD

@Shotgun_Only

3 жыл бұрын

Woah Brazil does look violent

@raulrosas5068

3 жыл бұрын

now 47

That camera man is so brave... he could easily have gotten overrun and attacked by a horde of monkeys.

@jacobbaumgardner3406

Жыл бұрын

Example of the cameraman actually being awesome

@macysondheim

9 ай бұрын

Monkeys don’t run in “hordes.” The correct term for that is a Troop of monkeys.

Rip to the monkey soldiers who lost their dear lives in the making of this video.

@utegerstlauer2336

2 ай бұрын

Diese widerlichen Scheusale sollten ausgerottet werden!

“Intense fighting sequence about the start” cars and bikes just going by XD

@norwegianboyee

6 жыл бұрын

Don't forget cliche war movie SHAKY CAM because theres so much going on OMG.

@winstonsmith11

6 жыл бұрын

Norwegianboy EE Hahahahaha, exactly!

@truesoulghost2777

5 жыл бұрын

@@norwegianboyee lol

@johaniswara8427

4 жыл бұрын

For them, it's just another tuesday.

Remember, the camera man is how God or some higher intelligence views us when humans fight each other to death in a war.

lol! I love how they show random action shots of the camera guy (in the white button down shirt) in the middle of the ruckus

They need weapons. I'm willing to sell them some.

@cheesecakeboi1910

5 жыл бұрын

Art Of Warring lol

@khimroy3958

5 жыл бұрын

M16

@jamescromartie3919

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@misskitty8510

5 жыл бұрын

Planet of The Monkeys Uprise!

@realworld8690

5 жыл бұрын

Sell it cheap u will be billionaire

Black Friday in America be like 1:57

@nojorooney

3 жыл бұрын

XD

They all have such human expressions when they looking around eyebrows go up an down it so funny

@utegerstlauer2336

2 ай бұрын

Vergleichen Sie diese abscheulichen Kreaturen nicht mit menschlichen Wesen! Sie sind brutale und bösartige Monster, die es nicht verdienen, auf diesem Planeten zu leben!

사물궁이에서 온자들이여 1:41 로 와라! 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41

@kihoonkim1347

4 жыл бұрын

thx

@user-hx5qo9hh8m

4 жыл бұрын

@하이 ㅋㅋ

@user-eg2px5cd8k

4 жыл бұрын

@하이 하이하이하이하이

@user-lw1ed1yk7o

4 жыл бұрын

우어어!!!

@user-rg5zj8ki9j

4 жыл бұрын

똑같은 데?

Cmon BBC you guys are above shakey cam!

@oneworld9071

5 жыл бұрын

D A Nobody's above anything someone else did already...... originality's beyond recovery, long ago and far away an indicator of imagination and talent through which it manifests, squelched by TV commercials that look like the camera's on a tripod on a dinghy on a slightly choppy sea. Frank Zappa classified those who can barely emulate the work of others and also can't create something original and enjoyable: trend-mongers..... i.e; cop haranguers, sovereign stooges.

@Nadia..J

5 жыл бұрын

That was to make it look more chaotic & desperate. BBC are fake leftists. All phoney.

@JustinLHopkins

4 жыл бұрын

Nad The BBC is actually one of the most truthful networks according to politically neutral media watchdogs. Right wing news is by far the largest supplier of fake news. You’re naive and gullible because you’ve easily fallen for right wing propaganda. Not the brightest star in the sky, are you? People as misinformed as you really shouldn’t be able to vote, because millions of sensible people are held hostage by your stupidity.

@jasondashney

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustinLHopkins Not anymore. Sadly, Fox is more credible than CNN now. Fox is basically "conservative things are good" whereas CNN and MSNBC straight up lie now. The Chris Cuomo "quarantine" was a lie. He was caught across town getting in an altercation with a cyclist during his "quarantine". There's a police report and Cuomo himself talked about the altercation. CNN will say a protest was peaceful even though Antifa showed up and violently attacked people who ended up with brain injuries, or they'll say a protest was peaceful while literally standing in front of a low income housing project that is going up in flames. In the last half dozen years the Leftist media has gotten way worse than the right wing media and that's just sad.

Did that bike just cut through them like nothing was there?

@natscrib4753

5 жыл бұрын

Goh XF lol what would u do? Stop and be attacked by hundreds of monkeys?

@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183

4 жыл бұрын

I would run

@ssjsjb

4 жыл бұрын

I'd see how many I could hit.

@Phelan666

4 жыл бұрын

Without the puerile dramatic music, it's just monkeys biting each other.

@abilamzir4565

4 жыл бұрын

@@natscrib4753 Nah man, I will conquer them all with my mighty bike.

2:08 give this one a medal, just saved his hommie

the cameraman at 2:20 hahahahahaha

사물궁님 영상보고 오신분들 1:41 초 부터 보세요

@user-or8hp8jj2r

4 жыл бұрын

고마워요!

@_gagiho591

4 жыл бұрын

소름 안끼치는데 뭐죠

@user-cj9oc8fb6q

4 жыл бұрын

@@_gagiho591 음악이 같이 편집되어 들렸으니, 원숭이 소리 주파수를 구분하기 힘든 거 아닐까요?

@user-pd3ij4bq2u

4 жыл бұрын

감사합니나

"The Temple Troop have beaten off the Slumdogs..." [immature giggle]

@truesoulghost2777

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@southeastindependentsocial330

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@57Jimmy

3 жыл бұрын

Gig-giddy gig-giddy!🙈

@iAmGio91

2 жыл бұрын

Teehee

"Peace was never an option"

"Tensions rose near the borders of the two factions, suddenly, the first great Macaque war began, the Slumdogs launched an offensive, the Temple Troops defended fiercely, leading the Temple Troops to victory."

Little do they know they’re planning a sneak attack at night

1:24 "it's too late for diplomacy now" 🤣🤣😅🤣🤣

They are so incredibly human. And by "human" I do not mean humane.

There's only one way to end this Car zooms by

I just came to show my barber that I want this badass haircut

The camera persons behind scenes should be appreciated also ❣️

How do they know who’s on their side and who isn’t? They aren’t wearing different uniforms and you don’t really get the chance to smell someone when they are going for your throat...

@gonebabygone4116

Жыл бұрын

Those troupes are each around forty individuals and they ARE individual, as distinct to each other as humans would be in an ethnically homogeneous group the same size. The upper limit for humans is when the village nears five hundred people. The black crested macaques live in troupes of up to a hundred. I think if they can see the other monkey's face they can instantly known if it's an ally or a foe.

@javathehunt790

Жыл бұрын

@@gonebabygone4116 I think in the heat of battle that goes out the window a little though right? Like at least a couple of times someone bit the wrong tail right?

@stowekeller7565

Жыл бұрын

@@javathehunt790 I would assume there will be friendly casualties in "The Fog of War"

The humans that are just there remind me of that one meme where two people are fighting and there's this guy who's just vibin.

Looks like the camera men where having a war just to stand up.

This is absolutely fascinating to watch!

사물궁이 보고 왔다......

@Aviation_Mania

4 жыл бұрын

@기러기 전 그냥 보고 왔다고 적은거데요? 님 알라고 적은거 아니에요^^

Why does the monkey on the thumbnail have a bowel cut.

The home owner can’t go a day with out monkeys trying to get him to fight for a side

Kind of shocking when they cut to the aftermath of several monkeys laying dead. This battle was no joke. The monkey tribes were playing for keeps.

I have no idea what really happened here

@muffiecat777

6 жыл бұрын

Mikes Science Probably fighting over some beautiful woman, no doubt!

@coolchrisable

6 жыл бұрын

the other tribe wanted the fig tree for resources aka food and shelter

@pilotmburu

5 жыл бұрын

Mikes Science. Ever been to Chicago.... turf wars

@uvwuvw-ol3fg

5 жыл бұрын

@@muffiecat777 Possessive competitivness as a byproduct of agricultural revolution vs pan paniscus like same sex bonding and group bonding for socially functional purposes like reconciliation and other things.

@danilogiusti7818

3 жыл бұрын

The same as everywhere, two different tribes fighting.

WOW! Never see that on these home utube videos. That was amazing, thrilling and down right scary!

사물궁이 보고 온 사람?

@user-gr2dt

4 жыл бұрын

저요

@user-ek2zd4ye9i

4 жыл бұрын

발

@2j-h984

4 жыл бұрын

머리

@ji._0o

4 жыл бұрын

저여

@user-pd3ij4bq2u

4 жыл бұрын

저요

War has changed

@rucebajer9361

6 жыл бұрын

No. War... war never changes...

0:11 *LET MEEE IIINNNN* ... *LET ME IIIIIIIIINNNNNNN*

Love their haircuts 😂

0:34 YOOOOOOO THIS LIL DUDE GOT A BOWL CUT LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know it's an action film when they shake the camera so much that you want to hurl

Battles like these have existed for hundreds of years, but an ancient prophecy looms. A chosen one will be born, who would rally and unite the warring clans against their true enemy, the humans.

Those hairs 😂

i don't want to be monke anymore. reject monke, return to fish

Code Red!!! Lol

사물궁이님 보고 오신분?

@user-tj1yy9lz5y

4 жыл бұрын

저.....

@kgh873

4 жыл бұрын

저요

@jellyfish_JF

4 жыл бұрын

저요

@user-gr2dt

4 жыл бұрын

저요

@zizone_songtaemin

4 жыл бұрын

저요!!!!!

So much is happening, great capture with just one camera.

Bruh now im thinkin that theres some sort of more advanced civilization filming our ancestor's earliest war and joking about it like us do

It’s crazy there are houses and people going to work in the middle of all this.

whos their barber giving them the Moe Howard cut. I guess its the look to go for when you're at war.

reminds me of the voice from bf1 "The enemies have captured the sector".

In the face remind me Boris Johnson 🤣

The difference between this and a street brawl .... clothes lol. Thank heavens they can tell each other apart.

Not what I expected from the BBC but it's cool

“There’s only one way to end this, SACRIFICE SWEET PEA”!!!!!!

*Decisive Defender Victory!!*

but what if they had knives?

@letsreadtextbook1687

6 жыл бұрын

imik 86 let's giv em some gunz 🤣

@Donglator

6 жыл бұрын

Let's Read Textbook give one troop knives, and the other only one gun. maybe two.

@nikkinicole5216

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly they didnot need them

Fortnite: 50v50

@cbpar6182

6 жыл бұрын

Dark Meyhem so true

@flanzie

6 жыл бұрын

turn your computer a bit more off

@Jason-hm9kk

6 жыл бұрын

Dark Meyhem lol

@DebtBuysFreedumb

4 жыл бұрын

Autism: 50 vs 50

@Unicysis

3 жыл бұрын

Ableism: 50 vs 50

I wonder what barbershop the Temple Troop goes to.. 🤔

Haha I love the bowl hair cuts 0:34

BBC como sempre com documentários incríveis.

@kiskijovlog7918

2 жыл бұрын

Hello kzread.infoZD_uERF66Eo?feature=share

LOL camera guy was caught in the battle field LOL 1:42

I love their Lloyd Christmas hairstyles

Oh, the animal lovers would have you believe that these macaque monkeys are all friends in the wild, and sings the Sesame street theme song. These animals are vicious. How much you want a bet, the monkeys that animal rights activists fought so hard to be released from captivity get caught in these monkey conflicts. There's a good compilation video on KZread where people spent months rehabilitating an animal to be released, then suddenly eaten or had a fatal accident minutes before being released.

@utegerstlauer2336

2 ай бұрын

Ich stimme Dir vollkommen zu!

I hear they built a monument at the site of that fig tree to commemorate the valor of those brave soldiers.

Battlefield theme plays on the background

0:31-0:34 me when I think someone's talking about me.

Oh look...a cute pet monkey... IT GROWS UP FOLKS...AND THIS IS THEIR INSTINCT. You aren't changing it

@utegerstlauer2336

2 ай бұрын

Es gibt keine "cute Monkeys"! Das sind die widerwärtigsten und ekelhaftesten Kreaturen, die es gibt, man sollte sie ausrotten! Es sterben so viele nützliche Pflanzen und Tiere aus, nur diese abstoßenden Kotsaecke nicht! Schade!

Wow that is insane 🐒🐵 😱

@lotus-Rani-Singh108

6 жыл бұрын

JOHNNY Walker 😂😂😂😂

Brave work by the War Correspondents. Bravo 🎥🔪🎏

Some of the comments are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! The film was amazing.

I’m sorry but who made the decisions to name them and the groups ? It makes this so much better

@mickbotcast

Жыл бұрын

1 year late, but the local did depend on where the monkey live.

Imagine how noisy that must have been in person filming that

Kinda wish they had on different colors so I can root for a team

someone has to be giving them those silly ass haircuts

This is not war, but cannibalism caused by hunger.

Did the camera man have a seizure or something. Geez

@santanamargiela

6 жыл бұрын

Surgical it's called a tripod

@TinkerTailorSoldier1

6 жыл бұрын

Jewel Melendez the tripod just makes it so he doesn’t have to hold the weight... pivoting/panning/up & down are still all up to him.

@megaporch583

4 жыл бұрын

It’s called war

@elisawade123

4 жыл бұрын

You are a complainer shut your mouth

@theawesomefurseal2170

4 жыл бұрын

@@elisawade123 no u, ugly

I love how they edit everything to fit the story. Example of the monkey that obvious got hit by a car suddenly became a casualty on the battlefield.🐵

0:31 hes like "oh shit...i thought I was just scrapping one of yall"

0:31 that looks like a bad haircut day

Crazy and funniest

Anymore casualties news on the soldiers, how many got injured & how many died in the war field😊

Feisty little buggers aren't they? Lol..

0:32 he has a good haircut

사물궁이 영상보고 오신분~~?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@kgh873

4 жыл бұрын

저요

@user-qq4qu9ti3b

4 жыл бұрын

저여

@user-pz6rq2yo3f

4 жыл бұрын

저여저여

@iad2645

4 жыл бұрын

저욯ㅎ

It's clearly a human behavior also.

@reniebasa3216

6 жыл бұрын

And educated people

@rucebajer9361

6 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah! That will be my fig tree! All mine! Mwah ha ha ha!

@stardust4001

6 жыл бұрын

Yep.Millions were killed in WW2 alone

@uvwuvw-ol3fg

5 жыл бұрын

@@AlexSanchez-je9uw Probably only among pan paniscus reactive aggression is chanalled into same sex bonding and group bonding compared to pan troglodytes which use their proactive aggression for territorial border raiding and in other situations.

@richardramirezthecat8147

4 жыл бұрын

@@stardust4001 troops killed thousands of monkeys during the Vietnam war. My cuz. Told me how they feed rat poison to them and stabbed the babies so they wouldn't give away their location. The north Vietnamese would stab, break their necks by hand or foot, slam them against a tree by their tails and stab them also. It seems little kids and hysterical housewives only like tree rats.

Yea your gf was at war and beating macaque. 😂😂

This was good!