I bet he sees his supervillain master step on a hero and thinks "Damn, i wish that was me."

@nights_the_nightingale

2 жыл бұрын

**tightens my ladder-laced heels that fit me a bit too well** Happy to oblige ;)

@honey_bun16

Жыл бұрын

Welp off to get heels 😂

@catsplayharryholmes9482

Жыл бұрын

@@nights_the_nightingale With heels you can kill. A crazy one wanted to hit me heels.

@P4intSpl4tteredC4nvas

Жыл бұрын

The other minions: you wish that was you huh?

@scratchesNcracks

Жыл бұрын

@@P4intSpl4tteredC4nvas “BAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH” the other minions

I just imagine the supervillain watching him being all dorky and is just like; “omg I actually love him”

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

They can probably hide it a little better than he can.

@wolfeasmrlover191

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I feel that so much 😫☺️

@puffs._.1115

2 жыл бұрын

Favorite comment 😭

@MC-cq8jd

2 жыл бұрын

I felt that

@theblackandfemaleversionof3234

2 жыл бұрын

OMG IKR

"My minions are one of my most valuable resource. They're the cogs that keep the machine running. I do believe that they're important, besides, they're people like me. They are under my protection."

@puffs._.1115

2 жыл бұрын

AWWWW! That’s ADORABLE! 🥲

@nights_the_nightingale

2 жыл бұрын

Villain who goes berzerk because the hero hurt/killed the henchmen but refuses to kill them because they're "not a murderer" :')

@scratchesNcracks

Жыл бұрын

@@nights_the_nightingale nah fuk that. you fuk with my boys, you can fuk with these hands

"and a drink holder of course" hold up, you telling me this things got a CUPHOLDER?! Iron Man ain't got nothing on me

At the end there, the villain’s brooding time turned into crushing time. “My love?? He called me “my love”!”

Alternate title; Watching Your Favorite Minion Fumble All Over Himself And Confess.

I love the idea of a supervillain that takes hella good care of their workers, and if anything were to happen to one of those workers they would arrange the funeral and leave something to any family or friends.

@nights_the_nightingale

Жыл бұрын

Villains who care, yes! Villains who get angry at heroes who kill the henchmen but won't kill them because "I'm better than you", and proceed to recite every detail about those henchmen ("John over there was about to get married! Tracie's daughter is undergoing chemo!"). Villains who are clearly empathetic while still being bad! Villains who love! YES 😍

8:13 You could literally *hear* his face fade from 😁 to 😬

"I should not have said that. I should NOT have said that." He sounded like Hagrid😂

@i_dont_existz9919

Жыл бұрын

That's what I was about to say 😂😂😂

Me: “This world is imperfect… If only I could wipe away the impurities.” Minion: Yes! ⭐️👄⭐️ Me: “AnD MAkE IT aS BeAUtIFuL AS *M E-“*

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

King Dragon sends his regards...

@bagotoast

2 жыл бұрын

@@NightwatchASMR Archibald! No!

@Sakura-ud4fb

2 жыл бұрын

I KNOW THE MEME, I CAN HEAR IT

@aoiurazata4815

2 жыл бұрын

this has encouraged me to rewatch all of those skits

@swaughyft5uhcbyjfhity580

2 жыл бұрын

@@bagotoast "auauugghhh Dennis I'm fucking dying,,"

"That was the least-evil thing I've ever said; Okiley dokiley" I like him, he says okie dokie :3

"Like an student scrambling to answer the last few questions on their exam before the bell" So that's how we're doing things huh?

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps... 🤔

@simplysociopathic211

2 жыл бұрын

That's me with exams 😂

@cockyoin7062

2 жыл бұрын

Dio?

I can imagine the hero barging in to attack, but he makes the mistake and messes with *THE BEAN* and we are just like: *you have chosen death.*

@manda-rin-donut2517

2 жыл бұрын

*Proceeds to break through 4th wall*

@Krozahl

2 жыл бұрын

Then the villain looks at you, but you're like: *"HANDS OFF DA BEAN!"* and you both just delete the hero out of every dimension possible

@Krozahl

Жыл бұрын

@Luca Sereno YES

POV: you’re reading the comments before actually listening to the audio just to get a couple laughs in before you enjoy this amazing piece of artwork.

@Ellis_was_here

Жыл бұрын

You know us too well :)

@cupcaketv5673

Жыл бұрын

Literally me lol

@-.Rishi.-

Жыл бұрын

Oh no I'm reading the comments while listening to this masterpiece

@tributebloodforthebloodgod2023

Жыл бұрын

@@-.Rishi.- Same

@scarycutie4986

Жыл бұрын

😶

God he’s too cute- I want to imagine their first outing as supervillains together and while he’s trying to use some invention on the field he keeps blundering and the heros are like 🤨 And we’re like: C’mon (pet name), like this and then the heros get absolutely blasted once he figures it out and he’s like: “..well that was more potent than I thought it was..”

All the other goons: we knew you had favourites!!! Me: shhhhhut the fuck up-

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

It was very subtle... /s

This is absolutely adorable! Not only is the minion respectful, he's also competent! This is hilarious; well-written, well-acted, unique... a pure pleasure. Bravo!

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

This story is just too precious, and the fact that he had a suit ready for himself kills me 🤣

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Always prepared for anything!

Me eating and then hearing a kiss: “Ayy we kissed” *mouthful of food*

being the villain feels badass, my imagination is just full of my villain oc-

@nights_the_nightingale

2 жыл бұрын

my villain persona is going wild XD

No bc like I imagine my character being this rlly chill boss to this hyperactive right hand man and whenever he has a request we're like "oh sure you can do that under my name smileyface" and his dorky enthusiasm is such a heart stealer !! Deffo sticking in for your content hearteyes

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to hear it! Thank you!

I can imagine that right after he left our office and we where sure that no one was around, we would instantly start smiling and start jumping around and stuff even though we’re supposed to be all serious and evil and stuff 😭

Struck gold once again. I like the Dom vibe our character gets here and the humour is godly. Great audio.

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the kind words once again!

You don’t know how much I loved playing as a brooding overlord of evil, I’m having so much fun imagining what we’re like 😭🤚 and he is adorable my heart can’t take it.

@eggoryx7118

2 жыл бұрын

At the end Him:*Leaves room* Me:*Internal gay panic leaves my body*

This, this is it. I’m so glad someone made an audio with this concept 😭

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

Its one of those things were the supervillian offhandedly realizes they fell for this minion awhile back probably 1 to three plans ago but they kinda wanted to ignore it but nope. The minion happens to be one they can't get away from.

I need more of this minion boy

I like to imagine the supervillian is taller than him and they have to kneel down to kiss him all because their boots are too high 😂

The number of references they made in 16 minutes is astronomical

If i was a supervillian i would totally have a laser shark pit. And a chainsaw shark bazooka. And bombs filled with pollen and bee's for anybody that has allergies. Oh, and ill have a lot of speakers, and ill constantly have rick astley's "never gonna give you up" on standby and sound cancling headphones. Rate my evilness from 1 to 100 please Also this is an amazing video ♡

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Solid 98/100 in my books.

@samanthawehrmeister421

2 жыл бұрын

@@NightwatchASMR omg tysm you are so nice :)

@venomgaming7014

Жыл бұрын

That’s a 99/100. Just add some Lego traps and that’s a 100.

@samanthawehrmeister421

Жыл бұрын

@@venomgaming7014 i should've thought of that

@venomgaming7014

Жыл бұрын

@@samanthawehrmeister421 mhm. I’m a smart villain. To get to my office, heroes have to walk barefoot across a giant slab of Lego. There’s a sign that says heroes have to walk barefoot across the Lego. My minion doesn’t.

The laser shark pit makes me endlessly happy.

“Darling. You’ve already ruined my brooding time in the best way possible. You’ve gotten me all excited for our dinner date and now I’m going to get nothing done for the rest of the day and you have no idea how positively _ecstatic_ I am, you brilliant supernova I love you so much 🖤” Man I wish I’d found your channel earlier than yesterday, everything I’ve listened to has been adorable (especially the boundaries one and the amnesia one) and (in the case of future husband) really uplifting. You deserve all the good things, sir ❤️

This is honestly the cutest. You’re very quickly becoming one of my favorite channels

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying my stuff!

"I didn't actually know you could giggle.." PLEASE IT WAS ADORABLE ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M THE TYPE THAT GIGGLES INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY LAUGHING 😍😍

"The laser shark pit is still an option"

I can imagine if we compliment him he’s going to freak out like a fan girl and writing about it in his journal why smiling like a kid in a candy shop

OH MY FMG HES SO DORKY AND CUTE I CANT

I would absolutely love a part two of this. I love the tone and can't wait to see what you make in the future, sequel or not its bound to be fun.

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'll certainly add it to the list! Glad you enjoy my stuff!

@Z.A.N.E

2 жыл бұрын

I second this. This was my first audio, but I know for a fact it won't be my last This is absolute gold.

“Gold plated or gold painted” “Painted of course, real gold is weak and I’m not using that much of our resources on golden armor.” “Ah I see” internally *fucking shit god damn it shit shit shit*

i like to imagine the listener is similar to Hyakushiki Momoko (from the anime Nanbaka), all mean and imposing and when the little minion isn't looking they are like "omg i love him so much he is so cute i can't anymore"

@venasolo1339

Жыл бұрын

I CAN SEE IT

I'm listening to this while doing my homeworks in the middle of the night... I'm also having a very hard time trying not to squeal because this is positively adorable 🥰

just now...im a fcking tsundere villain. Because i'm in love with this minion so much, really really much. I will destroy the world so he can be my side. But at the same time i will not say it because IM A FCKING VILLAIN, I'M SHY AND I HAVE EGO.

Oh my god! I fell in love! Such quality! Such creative and fun script writing! Congratulations! Keep up the good work! ~♡ PS: I actually like petnames so... I would not allow him to stop T-T

Omg he’s so adorable I LOVE HIM

This is ridiculously adorable

JUST GET THEM MARRIED OH NY GOD! THEY'RE SO CUTE😭 BROODING NO ENERGY GIRLBOSS AND TOO MUCH ENERGY "BROODING" MALEWIFE PLEASE-

supervillain seems like the kind of goofy ahh villain who would give their opponent a paragraph for each move they make 😩😭 and minion prob thinks everything they do is so smart and fascinating even if they just breath lol edit after finishing the audio: they both whacky asf lmaoo love it

Just found this channel on my feed today and already from this video I can tell this is a hidden gem! Keep up the awesome work, and can't wait to see more from you!!!

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I'll keep at it!

I just imagine us speaking like Gundham Tanaka.

@abigailellis2972

2 жыл бұрын

Kirishima, what are you doing here?

@AngryElmo69

2 жыл бұрын

Well. This is awkward

@a_shiggy_person

2 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

Beep boop algorithm appeasement! 💛🤍💜🖤

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, I appreciate it! Thank you!

Was that a Jojo reference ? at 4:30 ,, also I really hope there is a sequel to this, it's really good :]

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

You caught me! Thank you!

@fraguun4763

2 жыл бұрын

@@NightwatchASMR haha right on ! 👍👍

I love being the villain

Omg. This is really good, but I honestly would like more of this adorable minion. Love this audio.

ight, guess I'm gay now.

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

*maniacal laughter*

“Okily Dokily then” Me who says OkieDokie on a daily basis: YIPPIE!

*Dreamer laughs in villain as dreamer approves*

When he said Mark 12 I immediately thought of the Avengers and Tony Stark/ Iron Man

4:30 Did you just- *distant wry*

I would love a part two I never see use as the villain and the speaker being a partner as in boss and employee

“Evil lair ambiance” is now my favourite ASMR tag

The creativity- it was worth all the wait!!

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Glad it was worth the wait! Thanks!

Love this audio I don't usually listen to M4A but you have a wonderful voice to listen to :3 Also that Jojo reference is just beautiful

Okay this is now one of my favorite audio, i absolute love it

This is amazing, I think I'm already love with your channel 👁️👄👁️ JSJS Keep it uppp✨ you definitely deserve more subs

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Glad you have high hopes for me!

Oh my god,I love it! He's adorable!! When he mentioned steaks I thought "oh damn I hate that... whatever, he's happy " and went with the script lol aah so glad I found your channel,it's refreshing after a 9 hour shift :')

This is too wholesome. How dare? I need more

@MidnightSyren

2 жыл бұрын

Did they he outfit change 🤣🤣🤣

Please do a part two!!

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

It's in my requested list, so it'll be on the way!

I do take that we wanted gold PLEATED accents, right?

@Omnitronicus

9 ай бұрын

Of course, can’t be out committing crimes and looking tacky

I first discovered this channel through your alien videos when I was looking for new alien-themed asmr to watch (as one does lol). At first I just kept rewatching those because they’re so good, not really thinking I’d be particularly interested in anything else. But your voice is so nice and your other vids also looked really good so I thought I’d give them a shot! And I’m so glad I did because I first watched this like a week ago and I can’t stop rewatching hkhjfjgh. I’m def gonna watch the rest of your vids but I need to savor them one at a time for a bit lol. Gonna watch the second one on this series soon tho!

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you enjoy it all so much! Thank you!

Okay but- Id love a jealous villainy minion though

He’s so precious, must be protected at all costs ❤

"I wIsH hE'd ShOoT mE wItH hIs RaY gUn"

I love the little sound you put wgen we give a command or get mad. XD its like we strike fear into the hearts of anyone

Your are so underated.

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

I want part 2!!💙😭

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed! Glad to say that part 2 is in very early development!

WHERE IS THE 900 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS🤨 YOU ARE AMAZING

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! You are too kind!

I found gold girls and boys and people who dont identify as any of them

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Guys, gals, and enby pals are all welcome here!

I was looking for Villain listener Asmr and i came across this. This is very interesting. I never thought about a supervillain and the supervillain minion. It's a really nice change

So what's my new title dear overlord of evil doing? You: FIRED!

lights,camera, action! [plays "zoom"]

As someone who is pretty much always the blushing mess and is literally worse than him and hiding it this makes me feel like I have a lot of power lmao

I dont sub to asmr channels a lot but man your stuff is nice

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you like my vids!

I’d love to see a part two to this! You’ve earned a new sub :)

I’m obsessed with your channel. I literally found your channel yesterday, and I’ve already watched all of your videos T-T

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your enthusiasm!

HE'S SUCH A DORK I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭

I love that your vid has subtitles 💕

this is such a unique and cool concept, thank youu

OMG I'd love a part 2

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Rest assured, it is in the works!

@amberrr_misss

2 жыл бұрын

👋

Like not even a minute in and I already love this🥰.

I require a part 2

I absolutely love this!! I love being the villain!!!!! Is it okay if I draw some art for this? I've always wanted to hear an audio like this I'm so happy-- 😆 Hope you have a great day/night Have a cookie 🍪❤️

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the cookie and the kind words! Absolutely feel free to draw your own art based on this, it'd be great to see!

@HaloCookie_

2 жыл бұрын

@@NightwatchASMR YESSSSS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

@HaloCookie_

2 жыл бұрын

@@NightwatchASMR Hihi! Is there anywhere I can send you the art when it's finished? I have an email if that works 🍪

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, excellent! If email would work best, feel free to send it to the channel business email: nightwatchasmr@gmail.com

@HaloCookie_

2 жыл бұрын

@@NightwatchASMR Awesome!!! Thank you so much 🥰

he's so cute omg 😭

There's so many big boy words in here that I don't understand 💀

DID THIS MAD LAD MAKE A JOJO REFERENCE

Amazing ❤️ 10/10 keep up the good work

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Will do!

I am here! ÒwÓ i just found this channel and I LOVE IT 😍🥺😌😭❤💖❤❤💜💜 Your voice is so adorable and the concept the personality THIS IS GOLD!!💖💜❤💖💖❤❤💙💙

@NightwatchASMR

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much! Glad you think so!

Hilarious and sweet. I love it.

If you’re like me and you’re seeing if you can come up with something cool that fits in the time frame of the minilogue segment… drop your results below! If you’re comfortable sharing of course. I wanna read ‘em! I’ll go first: You heroes, all about saving the day. When really, the day needs saving from you. It’s time the hypocrisy ends, and I’ll be the one to end it. Let the world see who you really are. Your judgement day… has arrived.

Approved

Okaly dokaly 😂🤣 this gives me big Jessie & James vibes