We were so focused on the white women and the dogs that we never even considered the white men and cats...

@user-dx5dp1gm5w

2 ай бұрын

How do u repost a comment

@Triplicata

2 ай бұрын

I mean Shane Dawson has been on the radar for years.

@mcsquared920

2 ай бұрын

at last we learn the real meaning behind Ludwig's venmo name...

@xodyssy

2 ай бұрын

@@mcsquared920banger comment

@candlerunner

Ай бұрын

the four genders........

Slime when he is confidently wrong about the Christmas Truce of WW1

@ETK_

2 ай бұрын

He was batting 0/10 this episode of the pod 😂

@kosmickalamity7071

2 ай бұрын

He has to be confidently wrong at least once an ep, it’s a ritual now

@jamesmccomb9525

2 ай бұрын

He's not wrong. The Christmas truce is extremely overblown as many parts of the front didn't participate, and those that did were essentially a glamorised lunchbreak. It's not like everybody just put the rifles down to enjoy some pudding like the myth leads people to believe.

@ETK_

2 ай бұрын

@@jamesmccomb9525 he said it didn’t happen in world war 1, it did, and it is glamorized in media and retellings, but it did happen

@lando8801

2 ай бұрын

@@kosmickalamity7071 If you’re gonna be incorrect might as well be confidently wrong lol

I don't know what's funnier: Leslie taking the key not knowing it was a bit, or taking it KNOWING it was. "Imma take your key, little boy. Now you're going to sign it for me" as she walks away with a smile and lud with a tear in his eye.

@apricot8301

2 ай бұрын

I'm positive she knows it was a bit.

@gabyedge

2 ай бұрын

I have a feeling it’s going to end up on a charity auction 😅 when she asked them to sign it I immediately thought thankmas??

Slime’s gambling “enthusiasm” compares quite well to my friends coke “phase” “Idk bro I was bored and wanted to have fun and it’s funny” “That’s like not ok bro, you should stop” “No” *changes subject*

"I didn't mean to interrupt you" Fear& could NEVER

@alexthegender_

2 ай бұрын

YELP WHYS THAT SO REAL

@thepenguin9

2 ай бұрын

They honestly rob QT everytime they're on there The real fear is letting women speak fr

Slime talking about his gambling addiction, Aiden talking about his drug addiction, Ludwig talking about his sexual addiction, and then the beacon of morality, Nick holding the morality of the pod all on his own. Stay strong soldier 🫡

@thatlaxbro

2 ай бұрын

Its that God damned vaccine poisoning the youth and Slime. Our hero Nick is strong, untainted my Dr Fraudci , Nick is only addicted to God and the truth 🫡

@AlexDaBaws

2 ай бұрын

makes me feel better as one w all 3 🤌

@salvokai

2 ай бұрын

he's addicted to morals that guy

@bruh1704

2 ай бұрын

Nicks addicted to warzone and saying some pun

@Schmodin

2 ай бұрын

nick's addicted to silly little drinks

They had Coots on the podcast 2 years ago as May (next month). So Coots is for sure 2 years old by the time of this podcast.

@lawyermorty6735

Ай бұрын

Nah

thanks slime you too

he did WHAT to coots?!😵

@MrSmore

2 ай бұрын

Unspeakable actions...

@daEINSTEINkid1

2 ай бұрын

who woulda knew lud had such a great throwing arm

@jamescoyne4559

2 ай бұрын

@@daEINSTEINkid1coots hit that wall like a grapefruit

@Keanpoop

2 ай бұрын

Million dollar title

@daEINSTEINkid1

2 ай бұрын

@@jamescoyne4559 lud called it his grapefruit technique, which didnt help against the accusations

Literally sitting at my desk eating when slime said "someone is sitting at their desk eating while you are describing your kombucha shit"

@omaramezquita10

2 ай бұрын

Literally

@coopersheets6169

2 ай бұрын

yep same lmao

@carpet7664

2 ай бұрын

I was halfway asleep

@BR1TA

2 ай бұрын

i was drinking kombucha 😭

@joemama069

2 ай бұрын

Just like me fr

Slime being smitten with Jordan is so on point. Always thought they'd be so funny together.

Aiden going to Hivemind Live is one step closer to having Graydon and Slime in the same room

@DiscoPornoSatan

Ай бұрын

We need to send Slime to Detroit so he can link up with Dignan.

@autumnrogers1301

Ай бұрын

Ahrhhhhhhh

When Aiden started describing it, I was biting into a pizza at my desk at home on my lunch break. Thanks Aiden.

@maddybogdan9294

2 ай бұрын

no fucking shot im doing the exact same thing rn . pizza on lunch break ftw

@mrfahrenheit677

2 ай бұрын

word for word, me rn, even the pizza

@annajewelwebb1514

2 ай бұрын

I was also trying to eat when i was blessed with Aiden's description..

@Henry-qt3py

Ай бұрын

I was just pouring my soup into a bowl to enjoy a good dinner

I’m writing lesbian poetry for my creative writing class to this shit

@itsmaddiebee

2 ай бұрын

kindred spirit

@flachtsix

2 ай бұрын

Hell yeah

@BarginsGalore

2 ай бұрын

is there any other kind?

@wanted1diot

2 ай бұрын

beautiful

@itzDusk

2 ай бұрын

@@BarginsGalore truthfully 😌

RE: Jake and Amir: They started a podcast near the end of the original run of J&H on CollegeHumor and translated that into building a podcast network (HeadGum). CollegeHumor owned the rights to J&A so they obviously couldn't continue using those characters after they left. Slightly before CollegeHumor lost their main backers and morphed into Dropout, Jake and Amir were able to buy the J&A rights and all of the old videos, so they were able to make J&A vids again. They were making other sketch comedy stuff on their HeadGum YT channel in the meantime so I personally think they do it for the love of the game mostly rather than nostalgia baiting but that's my opinion.

@yiftertheshifter9967

Ай бұрын

Yeah it's not like they are putting out videos weekly or anything when it comes to the new videos. At the same time the whole Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir on their Patreon is definitely nostalgia bait but I love it anyway.

aimen being a hivemind fan made my day better

really admire how the guys got so into character during the bank roleplay. can't wait to see the next chapter in the story of the sailor, catcaller, bank collector, and buxom mang0 fan.

@benjaminshields9421

Ай бұрын

"I'm chewing on a blue pen"

I have been described as many things, but nothing hurt more than when Slime so perfectly described me as: 1) a tech bro 2) eating lunch at my desk 3) threw up from the discussion of Kombucha dumps

@MrLlama-dm5eh

2 ай бұрын

pfp checks out

Aiden is a hivemind fan is info i didn't know i needed so badly.

This episode is INSANE

O.J woulda loved The Yard podcast

@partypandamonium9116

2 ай бұрын

He did love the yard podcast, it’s a shame he didn’t get to hear what Ludwig did to coots

@brandtforester837

Ай бұрын

@@partypandamonium9116*with

Aiden as a hivemind viewer makes so much sense

@aetheriuslilac

2 ай бұрын

THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

Slime can't claim to be one of the people when he say 250k ain't that much

that "alrighhtman! :D" at the beginning healed my soul

@kirikinotan1303

2 ай бұрын

bro he's like a cartoon character saying his signature catchphrase but i will eat that shit up every goddamn time

imagine just having a regular person on the yard and acting like they are famous for something. Would be funny. Just some dude you met at a coffee shop an hour earlier.

@booker244

2 ай бұрын

If the next episode is not a random homeless man from the gas station we riot

@zachhuggins3217

2 ай бұрын

I think it would be even funnier if they brought on a non famous person but didn’t tell slime that they were normal and see how much they could make him believe about said person

@optic_0

2 ай бұрын

literally nut’s whole career (in a loving mf way)

@partlyblue

2 ай бұрын

​@@zachhuggins3217Slime vs a Merritt Heaton type (just an old man) would go hard.

@matthewb9981

2 ай бұрын

That's how slime is with every guest anyway

Standing in line for lunch when Aiden is talking about his shits… great pod

loved slime’s toddler coughs in this one keep it up boys!

this was such a good episode

The hivemind and yard crossover episode could go crazy

@Lorkus

2 ай бұрын

Dignan snorting his shit with slime would go crazy

@tagegraham3812

2 ай бұрын

Literally the two best KZread channels. I've always thought some sort of collab would be amazing since riley made a joke about a character named aimen. Would love for nick to guest on hivemind.

@LeathanArt

2 ай бұрын

I need this

@cathy4697

2 ай бұрын

I don't want it, I hope it never happens. I like both groups too much that just the thought of the episode bombing makes me want to throw up. We should leave it as a permanent what if

@mignob

2 ай бұрын

idk how hivemind + all the yard would be but i could see aimen or nick being a good hivemind guest

42:50 imagine going to LIVEMIND and seeing Aiden. That’s like hitting the decagon. Now let’s #GetDiggyOnTheYard

@SkytripYT

2 ай бұрын

Get diggy on the yard for sure

@pezjerk6334

2 ай бұрын

diggy isnt allowed back in LA, on of the reasons they left him home in detroit. They would need get graydon on which is less entertaining but still good

@sniperboi21

2 ай бұрын

While I don't think this will happen, AIDEN could go on HIVEMIND

@EE-sw3uh

2 ай бұрын

not after what he did to those kids

@DiscoPornoSatan

Ай бұрын

I had to rewind that part cause I was like, "did I hear that right?"

when aimen mentioned his regretful waste, i was eating my dinner and it was super good YAY!!💖

When aimen was describing the kombucha, I was building a desk

i’m a lash artist currently with a client and i audibly gasped when aiden said that. i had to lie and say i thought i saw a spider.

@voidcaster2437

Ай бұрын

Listening to the most unhinged podcast while doing lashes is insane lmao

@sparklee5044

Ай бұрын

He said what

@ging5967

Ай бұрын

@@voidcaster2437 is it ‘insane’ to listen to a podcast while working Void Caster? Is it really

The bank roleplay is a perfect capsule of why I come back every week

Another great episode!!

what i am doing right now when aiden is describing his kombucha shits: writing my wedding vows (no lie)

gulping down my morning cold brew while aimen talks about his kombucha dumps

@alexdam8218

2 ай бұрын

Move to a place with a real time zone hippie

@aki42

2 ай бұрын

Eating some soup with grilled cheese with a cup of milk.

@Snapple_apple

2 ай бұрын

@@alexdam8218i'm on the east coast.

I love Aiden's trip stories, both vacation trips and drug trips lol

I was playing Cherry WIne by Hozier on Guitar while sitting in the Dragon's Dogma 2 main menu when Aiden spoke of his shits

I was eating breakfast while that kombucha conversation was happening. Happy to hear it’s over

Ludwig should always answer the phone by screaming "I'm not fucking my cat!"

@VixeyTeh

Ай бұрын

😸

42:48 HOLY YARD HIVEMIND FANS STAND UP!!

@tagegraham3812

2 ай бұрын

All 7 of us

@tagegraham3812

2 ай бұрын

Shoutout dig riders

I too was on a ranch in the middle of nowhere for the eclipse and also noticed the birds stopped chirping. Also noticed that I heard crickets during the moment of totality.

When Aiden described the Kombucha I was sitting at my desk. It is 8:30 in the morning, this is the first thing I've heard today.

jake and amir coming back was a great thing and they're still funny. might be important to add they have been making things adjacent to J&A stuff even after the original series ended

@gbird.

2 ай бұрын

sidenote, they have been my #1 dream guests esp ever since zac has been on

@itzcynth6637

2 ай бұрын

Jake and Zac on the pod would be top tier 👌

I was eating lunch when Aimen described his kombucha poops

@finthetrashcan

2 ай бұрын

should've been benching 180💪🏾

The way that I found out about Tim Naki's a few days ago and am happy to see y'all enjoying his content too!

When Aiden was talking about his shit I was fixing my eyeliner. Didn’t even flinch I’m used to this by now

cant belive Ludwig would do that to Coots, so messed up

When aimen described his kombutcha, I was modding GameCube controllers for super smash bros melee. Specifically, doing notches on the shell. Melee is sick and so is the yard

i’m sewing a bridesmaid dress for a relative’s wedding listening to the yard boys describe poop in graphic detail

hey slime! yardigan here! love watching the podcast! right now i am watching while knitting a sweater! keep up the awesome content! ~~

5:15 I am thieving in old school Runescape, thank you for asking slime

@Chillwillkills

2 ай бұрын

W

@pipOSRS

2 ай бұрын

i was cooking sharks on old school runescape

@breezypossum5035

2 ай бұрын

​@@pipOSRS yoo pip a yardigan?

@deehoffee

2 ай бұрын

Mining shooting star atm

very good episode, dont shy away feim who you are

I was unironically scooping my eye back into my skull as aidan was descring his kombucha sh^ts

The coots bit is the funniest bit they've ever done

I can't even begin to fathom how good slime would be on I've Had It

High Ludwigs million dollar idea of travelling is just a Taskmaster challenge(which Unpaid Intern is based off) they have even done variations on that challenge, like see who gets this random boulder the furthest distance, a guy took it on a train and won it.

i am currently dying my hair purple-ish blue when i heard aiden talk about his bowels :)

It’s a pretty weird coincidence that they spoke about autism awareness/Slime taking a test for the premo in the same ep that they mention that he toe-walks, since that’s a trait that’s much more common in autistic children/adults than the general populace

@duskpede5146

2 ай бұрын

they've spoken about this before, with the toe stepping in another ep

@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT

2 ай бұрын

so i take it you haven't watched much slime yea he's our mega train boy and we love him

@bruh1704

2 ай бұрын

If this is the straw that broke the autistic camels back you have NOT seen slimes best moments

@matthewb9981

2 ай бұрын

I toe walked as a kid and I've got no tism

@duskpede5146

2 ай бұрын

@@matthewb9981 as a kid is different from as a 33 year old man.

I am just amazed at how entertaining your guys' stories always are. Every week. Never fails.

When the kombucha poop comment happened, I was cooking curry ramen. Also I benched 285 for 4 reps with no spotter. Thanks boys!

I was loading up my homework on my laptop when y’all were talking abt kombucha

I love this show so much. I look forward to it every week. Notification gang!!!

Literally at my desk with my boss pacing past my desk when slime said "someone is sitting at their desk eating while you are describing your kombucha shit". Thank god for headphones.

5:20 thank you much for asking, im sitting at home watching the pod while popping pimples and scouring my face for any sort of blemish that i can pick at and make worse

learning about options

Having a person ask me for money on the subway telling me about his starving kids while the phrase "kombucha shit" enters my lexicon forever.

Aiden, full of empathy and brutal honesty: You can barely poop 😕

The Yard back in form I see.

@BakesSunlight7

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I liked my own comment deal with it!

i was making a graphic for a lab report, love the picture i have about aiden's stool!

Best pod to listen to while eating lunch!

I am working on an architecture project and eating at my desk while listening :D

eating 4 cheese pizza with goat cheese. always perfect timing w/ the boys

The Yard forever and forever, Dubbin. 100 years of The Yard Dubbin

Hey guys I am looking at two excel spreadsheets while Aiden talks about his Kombucha shits. Thanks!

If you look up the origin of “Hookers” it dates back to the Civil war and General Hooker who was known for his wild parties and women who followed his troops. His troops suffered horribly with STDs. Just a factoid that I learned about in 6th grade. 😳 Love you guys! - Janet ❤

When Aiden was talking about his kombucha poops I was playing the binding of isaac repentance, slime

At 1h05 when talking about the future of the yard really hit me. I'll see you in 30 years

dudes archies editing this episode is crazy

yard

@outhous3

2 ай бұрын

yard

@corbie06

2 ай бұрын

yard

@ryanbell6545

2 ай бұрын

yard

@breezyq6449

2 ай бұрын

yard

@daniel28021

Ай бұрын

yard

I am at the gym right now but I no longer bench while listening to the yard because one time while listening I laughed mid rep and almost died

Just made some waffles and enjoying a nice breakfast while the boys are talking about kombucha…

Eating for the kombucha comments was fun

I was hitting the bong when you were talking about kombucha shits

5:20 I'm playing Tears of the kingdom, at 12 AM and listening to the pod.

I’m driving when Slime asked for the bit.

im having a chipotle bowl during kombucha talk

When the talked about kombucha I had just clocked into work.

banger episode

I was eating ramen in the silicon valley, no kombucha though. Thanks, Aiden!!

the yard is the only channel on this entire platform that i will never 2x speed.

I was eating my first bites of my homemade tempeh wrap. Thanks aiden

sitting at my desk eating cereal and playing cake sort on my phone while hearing the kombucha bit

When Aiden started describing it, I was revising an electrical drawing for a large pump. The oranges on my desk sounded tasty until I heard the description.

bruh the irony of slime hating on tech bros

Can we talk about how Nick is perfectly in focus, and Lud is looking like I forgot to wear my glasses?

only this podcast has my listening to the ads

Currently Playing Rocket League while Aiden talks about his Kombucha shit

I was meal prepping for the week and didn’t even flinch when Aiden talked about his kombucha shits.

@narwhalzplays6308

Ай бұрын

Kind of like a look into my dark twisted mind really.

@narwhalzplays6308

Ай бұрын

If you think about it 🤔.