Klap Williams

@jayrock9611

6 ай бұрын

Bruh

Dale: THESE TROLLS KEEP SAYING I'M 40. Also Dale: Sega used to be lit in the 90s.

@remuvs

6 ай бұрын

man really self reported

@EliDEVITTSpeaks

6 ай бұрын

@remuvs He did the same with a 90s Burger King ad.

"Prove to me that you can beat me in any other fighting game." "Oh, you want to play me in another game? Pay me and maybe I'll do it." Goal post moving 40 year old coward

@Abedeuss

6 ай бұрын

"Play you in X? I meant Y. Or Z."

This Balrog would even ragequit on a game of tic tac toe if you let him.

@aaronpride9581

6 ай бұрын

This bum ass N woke up with an X next to my circle. Game is too simplified.

@maximumdeejay

6 ай бұрын

Damn they deleted my comment lol

@baronofworcestershire9315

6 ай бұрын

“This duu really put a X above my O, this is why I don’t take this shi seriously, it’s so easy to play this scrubby ass game!”

@jakefromstatefarm2212

6 ай бұрын

​@baronofworcestershire9315 more like..."pfft i knew it, lazy ass Balrog going straight for the middle, don't want to work for shii. This why I hated playing this game with the local Balrogs when I was kid, always going straight for the middle for a easy dub"

@lonelyfinger

6 ай бұрын

He wouldn't ragequit if he was my cellmate 😋 🍑

If Dale goes to court, he'll be laughed out of the court room.

@jasonruff1270

6 ай бұрын

Judge: hurry up and explain your kookily case dAlE, i'm on a time capsule

@xDJ7220

6 ай бұрын

@@jasonruff1270kookily 😭

His continual ban evasions just go to show how absolutely cracked this man is lol. He's so addicted to chasing clout and chasing fame, he's frothing at the mouth trying to circumvent his entirely-justified ban. A shallow, egotistical little man-child throwing off-camera temper tantrums because he's facing consequences for his own actions. You can't tell me that between streams, or during off-camera segments, that he isn't screaming and throwing stuff over every little inconvenience that comes his way

@RevolverTheory

6 ай бұрын

I between his streams, gym adventures, and peanut butter tortilla meals He's saving stuff on Twitter and KZread for his drones to lust over in the middle of the night 😆.

@NoNames17899

6 ай бұрын

And you over here watching every video of him lmao.

@SlamHannigan

6 ай бұрын

@@NoNames17899 Nah. Just the re-streams and re-uploads so Dale doesn't get one red cent lol. He doesn't deserve it. :)

@aoibrando99

6 ай бұрын

@@NoNames17899bro this is a hate based obsession. That’s why i stay neutral cuz his trolls are weird asf but his rage is hilarious

@NoNames17899

6 ай бұрын

@@SlamHannigan u literally go out of ur way purposely because u have Dale in ur mind. Ur so obsessed with a random black man on the internet. You trolls are more in love with him than his fans

"Sega CD was a really taboo system." 😅 There goes Dale trying to use words again.

@FOnewmike

6 ай бұрын

I think the scholar meant "niche".

@RevolverTheory

6 ай бұрын

Almost makes me want to make a Dale dictionary

@southside8551

6 ай бұрын

@@RevolverTheory You should definitely do that. It would be a huge morality boost to an otherwise remedial landscape . Just be careful to not get combusted and robusted .

@lilacrain3283

6 ай бұрын

@@RevolverTheoryIf that video gave me even a spectacle of his robust cognitive, it would be worth watching (But for real, you should make that video lmao)

@ervingreen8976

6 ай бұрын

@@RevolverTheory 😂

"Hit box doin all the work!!" It means you're not blocking, chief.

Dail is still uploading private videos to his accounts. He thinks that private upload is different from public uploads. Uploads are STILL uploads, regard!! Dale and his 80IQ to own everyone failed once again. Remember how he tried to get the trolls to get copyright strike by playing copyrighted music on his stream? The trolls overplayed their own music over it. Now his streams are demonetized for nothing LMAO

@spectrum1511

6 ай бұрын

Dale logic lol

@FOnewmike

6 ай бұрын

70 I.Q.*

@vnkfrancis1328

6 ай бұрын

Use metric for that room temperature IQ level.

"Forcefully SD"? You mean PURPOSELY? 😂 Swear this dude slowly kills my IQ😂😂

The day dale says good game in a match is the same chance of me getting hit by lightning in the balls, never gonna happen😂

"use my likeliness" it's likeness man

@optimusdimebag6680

6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

"Why was MY account banned for posting nothing?" Ban evading "I'M ME"

7 hours of Just Chatting? "Guys, don't forget to vote me for fighting game streamer of the year!" EDit: 2:11 I love his voice on autotune software 😆

Telling his chat he's willingly going to ragequit as if they didn't already know he was going to anyway.

"People are defaming my character" People are posting straight up vids of him talking. You're defaming your character by opening your mouth Dale

@daledestroyer6800

6 ай бұрын

Best summary of his actions lol

Funny how he leaves out that he was false flagging channels while ban evading.

The CUCKenant cope that Dale is an “entertainer” is becoming more and more see through. Dale is as entertaining as the town crazy that rants and rambles to himself. You find what he’s saying and doing amusing but in no way do you respect of value him. Dale is below a court jester when it comes to being an “entertainer” it’s literally “cmon Bart say the line” and that’s it lol.

Actually LXDARKSNIPER owns the trademark to Lowtiergod and his catchphrases so he’s wrong lol

@protozero5298

6 ай бұрын

Does he really? 😂

That opening has me in stitches. I just had surgery on my neck and I've still got less stitches that LTG's butthole.

2:09 Amazing part, so inspirational and mentally touchable.

8:00 good luck with that 😂

@ervingreen8976

6 ай бұрын

Lol. Like he has sue KZread and google money. 😂

At this point, Dale is just becoming more and more depressing every day. Always finding new ways to cope and get worse at whatever he plays. Dude really needs to rethink his life

@protozero5298

6 ай бұрын

Glute time followed by rating his underage subs and clout chasing every stream

@LEWfromdaHOU

6 ай бұрын

Y'all continue to watch though.

“I’m me”-Daley Emanuel Wilson 🤣

28:53 When Dale says he’s only going 2% the rest of the percentage is focused on rage quitting…

2:11 the most melodic cry in mankind

“I’m me” - 39 year old Twitch streamer

LMAOOO not the french Montana cursing bleepers 😂😂

Extremely funny to me at 8:21 he dies to an L piece. Dale just cannot hold more L's without being touched mentally, surely but protrudely.

I don’t get why the old head uncle lolcow Dale tier god mentions financial wealth and marital status while losing in a video game…. My cousin is 15 years older than me, with a 401k and wife, and whoops me in Smash Bros every time. So Dale, that’s all just a cope. Get good “BRUH”

Dale is still raging about flagging KZread channels and yet last night he was dual streaming a banned twitch streamer and use that to his twitch channel!

He really loves to lie like he wasnt doing anything wrong

Imagine Dale playing rock, paper and scissors just so he uses a “cheat code” to win called “bbc” that somehow beats everything but he says his bbc is too hard to cut with scissors and you say, give it a minute in the cold to become soft” also stating his old age it has a matter of time 😂😂😂

@kurxsai

6 ай бұрын

I have been laughing at this comment so hard that I almost had a heart attack LMAO

7:02 “EMOTIONAL DISTRESS” 😂😂😂 the nerve of this guy

Living in a section 8 apt lmao im dead asf

Dale "prove to me you could do that to me in another game" Wilson Lol

I knew he had extra channels to ban evade, but I didn't know he was dual streaming on them. Somebody snatch his raggedy ass cloak

This mane got blooped in 4k

How is it slander dale when its true 😂

@A3manAMG

6 ай бұрын

Exactly what I've been saying for years.

@daledestroyer6800

6 ай бұрын

Imagine he goes to court..loses and the trolls are all outside laughing at him lol

That Reptile took a toll on him lmao

It's like he never stopped going through the insecure nervous wreck mood swings and cringe coping behaviors of a teenager, sad.

His precious playlist isn't even that hard to put together. It's literally just various video game osts and stuff you can find on rare and sad soundcloud channels lmao

2:11🤣

I wish I could be there to see a lawyer laugh at Dale for wanted to sue people for hurting his feelings. This a middle-aged man by the way

@Critick3000

6 ай бұрын

What’s even more funny is that California has the harshest Anti-SLAPP laws in the country, so that would not doubly fly in a actual court of law, never mind Dale being too poor to afford _one_ laywer

The only thing Dale adapts to is his sodium intake. A normal person would’ve died from high blood pressure a long time ago but I guess Dale’s body is unaffected by the salt🧂

KZread sailed all their cracks but he keeps coming back

@davidd9707

6 ай бұрын

Like a fucking roach 😂

Yo the Revolver Theory intros get me hype everytime

No wonder his the clown of the FGC

Rt you not slick i caught them tom and jerry sfx lmao!!

@RevolverTheory

6 ай бұрын

I tried lol

2:14 bro became T-Pain😂

7 hour!? godamn get a job Dale

The tom yell got me lol

Lmao his content has basically been reduced to him playing kids games and losing against the same 4 paypigs that get “banned” every time they win, and they come crawling back the next day to repeat the cycle…

1:51 wtf wrong with this man!? Sus azs sht 😂

I love how he uses the munitions cheats in Ninja Shadow Of Darkness but not the invincibility cheat because he won't be able to lie and say he's good at the game.

The applause at 2:06 has me rollin fr

You were watching RT videos? Say less. Mods...

@jaylorenzo1203

6 ай бұрын

😂 mods pet my ego! Lol

Dale still banging on about "you couldnt fathom to beat me in any other fighting game". When in reality someone could play a different fighting game and beat Dale in a week.

Dale's the type of guy to ragequit Bluey The Video Game 💀

The sfx had me dying. Lmao

This manchild really want to sue Google knowing he'll lose that case and be bankrupt. Dale is coping hard!

@onimusha5dm

6 ай бұрын

Its funny because hes been talking about this for years now. How people are stealing his content. He doesnt get that if your a big soical media person thats toxic your going to be known and have videos about you forever. Its like a porno star that makes videos of porn your going to have the repercussions of having your videos never taking down after you retire or quit. The internet has no remorse for no one especially ltg or a porn star and so on.

"WAAAAAH, I'LL SUE GOOGLE FOR EMOTIONAL DISTRESS!!!" -Dale "I have no emotions" Wilson

So you can't play thirsty, you can't be bad at the game, and now you cant even sandbag against him Literally what are you supposed to do?

Dale got back on SFV 😂

Does Dale have a posted-note near his live stream camera that says “remember to say bruh” ? Why does the old head uncle lolcow say it SO MUCH?? It’s like every 3rd or 4th word in EVERY SENTENCE…

@EBPygmy

6 ай бұрын

He's trying to appear young to the tiktok zoomers, so he uses more filler words and gen z vernacular His age is getting to him

The ron simmons dams so perfect!

Why Dale got banned: Living in a section 8 apartment for 8 consecutive years while being b*tchless Damn KZread is RUTHLESS

19:15 19:51 19:55 Says the one who plays Marisa, Falke, Juri, Lucia, Poison, Rose, Kimberly, Lilly, and Aki, lusts over female Street Fighter character designs in Street Fighter 6, simps and sings for Karin during her Street Fighter 5 trailer, and relentlessly stares at the bottoms of every female Overwatch character in the roster.

lmao @ that Mewtwo saving shadow ball for juuuuust the right moment to cause an instant ragequit

Lmao who does Dale think hes fooling with that 5k sub nonsense? 😂

You never seen a Sega Saturn in person? I can tell Dale is a casual gamer.

Ltg: "im not upset" a few seconds later a 30 minute rant

2:06 masterpiece

Immediate like. Not even 5 seconds in. I don’t need the intro….none of that. I love this ish….regardless!

Why the hell in every fighting game he still refuse to use special mechanics (V trigger, drive rush, kameo characters and im sure also the heat system in t8)?

@potatoes926

6 ай бұрын

Actually, Dale does use them. It doesn't matter though, he still gets clapped anyway 😂

@lello759

6 ай бұрын

@@potatoes926 you're right. I remember more moments where he whines about them than the ones where he used them. But when he uses them he simply does It bad or not at the full potential

@silencelikethewindovertake2629

6 ай бұрын

Dale just wants a simple fighting game that he thinks he could be good at. Dale thinks he was good at SF4, he was not and never was good at fighting games. Dale was a 'character' in the FGC that people lampooned because that they thought it was an act. it wasn't an act. If Dale was serious he could use his massive following to build and create his own fighting game, with one frame links and no special mechanics. After it was released there would be people much better at that game than Dale in a few days.

@potatoes926

6 ай бұрын

@@lello759 check out his Falke gameplay on SFV. Dale always does the same sequence of moves when he activates V-trigger. Brain dead gameplay

Use my “likeliness” 🤣 🤣 🤣 bro aintnoway

18:20 DAMN!!! 😅😅😅

HE SAID EMOTIONAL DISTRESS LMAOOOOOOO So much for being "mentally untouchable".

Dale thinks he can sue KZread and get big money, because the lawyer (AKA the only person in the situation who gains something regardless of the outcome) says he can help him get some money. I doubt he even understands how much time and money it would take to fight a company like KZread in court, especially when he doesn't even have a real case. He'll blame black owned businesses for "ripping him off" again when this sh*t falls through.

Plays Steve, builds 0 blocks

"If you are going to evolve with time"

Also, thanks to Zeph for the amazing Pikachu gameplay. One of my four favorite Pokemon.

I have to ask, someone else please tell me, does that beat at the start of the video have a name? What's it called? I like that beat at the intro. Thank you for another video Revolver Theory.

Damn! Lol

Manu pack hitting 🚬🐦

"Miraculously gets banned" the loser told on himself by flagging. Dale in four words. All Talk, no action

The thumbnail 💀

Dude rage quits tetris😂

Cant wait for him to try to pursue the legal avenue and fail miserably. He thinks he can just get a payout when he cant think about the long game at all. Emotional damage? Wheres the therapy sessions? Slander? Defemation? Its all fair use and they dont even commentate much over the videos. They just let you make a fool of yourself. Loss of money? You were banned from youtube, others can upload you but you cant upload yourself, so that money was never yours to begin with. He's going to fail miserably and we'll get a whole new arc of the LTG comedy: The Court Saga

@silencelikethewindovertake2629

6 ай бұрын

Dale doesnt have the money to legitimately pursue legal re-course, it would 10's to 100's of thousands of dollars. Dale lives in Section 8 housing and buys fakes to appear rich.

@scottiecurrie7927

6 ай бұрын

@silencelikethewindovertake2629 Oh I know that, but he's certainly going to try anyway. He probably thinks that he just needs to win the case and then youtube has to pay his lawyer fees.

i am surprised he playing using the Ender man skin doesn't that count as a Balrog

System Call!!!

Does anyone know the title of that beat that plays in the intro? Someone please tell me if anyone knows.

He wanna be a ninja so bad …get it lol

@jayrock9611

6 ай бұрын

Rog ninja

@dikariallen785

6 ай бұрын

@@jayrock9611 that rog shit is stupid plz stop

YO AINT NO WAY MEW TWO GOT HIS ASS

This guy really thinks he has what it takes to be an actor

Mr mentally untouchable claims "emotional distress" LMAO

Please, for the love of God. DO IT DALE That would be the greatest lolsuit if he would actually attempt to sue Google.

I was wondering why he was playing SF5, Strive, and Tetris 99, then I saw this was from 2021. So sad how nothing has changed in the last 3 years.

YIICCKKAADDEEEEEE

05:58 sell the playlist?! is he serious? 22:20 dude went quiet because he was using the left hand to something else