So basically him in a nutshell is, let him win in all video games…

@odd7327

7 ай бұрын

And you beat him you’ll get berated and then banned

@liltim3166

7 ай бұрын

Yupp!! Dudes damn near 40 playing the game against kids an mid 20 like his peek didn’t expired YEARS ago!!!

@copperdragon2009

7 ай бұрын

Pretty much. His ideal game is one where he never has to deal with the opponent attacking him.

@lovinv08

7 ай бұрын

I'm still trying to figure out how to ligit beat him

@lowtierpodpiper

7 ай бұрын

Just put down the controller and walk away

LTG doesn't want fans, he wants simps.

@RevolverTheory

7 ай бұрын

Facts

@TheManUnderTheSun

7 ай бұрын

His chat is literally the personification of simps galore. If you're not dickriding his every word and opinion, you get either timed out or banned.

@SwordOfContempt

7 ай бұрын

He's LITERALLY an E-girl

@himookim

7 ай бұрын

Nailed it!

@Eastsid3

7 ай бұрын

Paypigs

"iM nEvEr AnGrY" Duu lies as naturally as he loses

@GeneTheOutlaw

7 ай бұрын

This is my favorite comment on a RT video ever. It's so true. 😂

@ervingreen8976

7 ай бұрын

"Duu"😂😂

@Abedeuss

7 ай бұрын

He's not always angry! Sometimes he starts crying, when sadness overwhelms his fragile ego.

"You're lucky I'm not playing with miguel." Plays with miguel. "You're lucky I'm playing with a ps4 controller. " You really cant win with this guy.

@babylonastronaut

7 ай бұрын

He's such a baller he games for a living and can't buy a decent controller.

@IbukiClean

7 ай бұрын

"sf6 sucks mk1 will destroy it" . "mk1 is ass Tekken 8 will destroy it" same energy 😂

@lorenzogarcia4335

7 ай бұрын

You really can't 'lose' with this guy either, apparently

@babylonastronaut

7 ай бұрын

@@IbukiClean he said the same shit about sfv a decade ago lol

@fennecwolfox

7 ай бұрын

He doesn't just move the goalposts, he has them air lifted to a small island in Indonesia.

the funniest is how he was threaten his mods on xmas to gift him subs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@protozero5298

7 ай бұрын

All his fake dono burner accounts getting caught and banned

The silence on that Akuma Taunt was LOUD 😭💀💀 OSU 🔥👺🔥 5:10

"I can make me playing fighting games boring" Daley you've been doing that for years without the detractors around

@Abedeuss

7 ай бұрын

Better question is, can he make them entertaining when he's not just screaming at croc rushes.

He didnt quit that Mario Kart game because of the lightning, he quit because Kani wasnt in the lobby anymore

@RevolverTheory

7 ай бұрын

Now that you think about it 🧐 he left immediately after she did lol

@kay_keik7842

7 ай бұрын

Yep I remember she was gone prior to that race. He only plays it because of her. What a simp

@AoshiShinomori82

7 ай бұрын

Dale old enough to be her dad

i deadass said "its me!" and he was QUCIK to ban me LMFAO 5:20

Such a sore loser when he loses he restarts the tournament or kicks the person who beat him

@infamousp3nis

7 ай бұрын

Not before he call them trash and thirsty cause they beat him

@LG_BOII

7 ай бұрын

​​​@@infamousp3nisfr he also said your life sucks to one of his viewers like nice way to treat your viewers 💀

@optimusdimebag6680

7 ай бұрын

But remember lil bro doesn't want to win his own tourneys lol

@Critick3000

7 ай бұрын

Has a LTG tourney even come to a natural close?

@infamousp3nis

7 ай бұрын

@Critick3000 nope, he gets his mopped up and bans the person then says fuck this tourney lol

Dale getting bootybusted 😂😂😂😂

@RevolverTheory

7 ай бұрын

Expeditiously

@TheManUnderTheSun

7 ай бұрын

​@@RevolverTheory cooked to precision.

That Uncle Ruckus remix is quite fitting for him. The self hate is something else.

He says "i can make me playing very uninteresting and still have people watching". Jokes on him, he is always uninteristing.

I’m dead he said I just won’t play MK anymore like that stops the boys from making bread of him 😂😂😂😂😂

Woah he can almost count to fucking 20!

@daledestroyer6800

7 ай бұрын

I'm surprised lmao

@roldyplayz4002

7 ай бұрын

😂

@spectrum1511

7 ай бұрын

😂

Imagine spending Christmas alone and not seeing your younger family members unwrap their gifts. This dude is so sad.

@roverlimao1944

7 ай бұрын

Seeing kids open up gifts makes you happy? This is so sad too

@matiasshaw2185

7 ай бұрын

​@@roverlimao1944Christmas is about spending time with your family and enjoying yourself but okay.

@roverlimao1944

7 ай бұрын

@@matiasshaw2185 christmas is just another day

I love this editing so much of censorsing the words, my favorites are Bloop and giggity 🤣

@optimusdimebag6680

7 ай бұрын

Its godlike

@synnamon_toast_crunch

7 ай бұрын

bloop bloop giggity

@ssasumba

7 ай бұрын

Lowkey I wish he would do one video doing aqua teen censors

@LOTTAPSP

7 ай бұрын

Clap clap ,nope,yup, and the yick are on point. 😂😂

@fr05tyx98

7 ай бұрын

The metalocalypse censor rift

Guh, I STILL hate when he calls the Bullet Bill a "BBC Torpedo"... 🤢

@johngoodnight5783

7 ай бұрын

Ikr it's lowkey nasty

@Abedeuss

7 ай бұрын

It's time for MEN!

@babylonastronaut

7 ай бұрын

He has dick on the brain

@IbukiClean

7 ай бұрын

He likes taking them.

@crazyilahmah707

7 ай бұрын

I don’t understand? Is that not funny? Imagine someone playing smb and there’s a bullet bill and the say “FHE BBC TORPEDO IS COMING OHH MYY GOD” id be rolling on the floor to be honest

"Can I get a bullet?" if only Dale...

@RevolverTheory

7 ай бұрын

💀

I love how his only answer to why someone else is winning over him is bad game or lack of sex 😭

He’s pissed off because people like to watch a 5-10 second intro? That’s funny AF!!!

@spectrum1511

7 ай бұрын

Funny how he watched his first every time like okay man

@OrcsRDorks

7 ай бұрын

@@spectrum1511ikr he stays projecting

@_CrimsonBlade

7 ай бұрын

Too rog and too furious

@Critick3000

7 ай бұрын

It’s always gotta be “me me me” with this man. It’s only Dale’s intros that should be viewed, not anyone elses

@GothGorgon69

7 ай бұрын

@@_CrimsonBlade LMFAO!!!!

This dude so trash at smash that he isn't even playing to win, he's just playing not to get 2 and 3 stocked lol.

"Dude playing Tekken like it's Tekken 3." So dude was playing against Dale like someone who actually understands the game ☕

That PS1 intro had me weak LMAO

@dababy7905

7 ай бұрын

If my ps1 cut on like that I'm taking it back 😂

the baby crying sound effect at the end had my dying

Dale hates that he has to stream during the holidays, he thought he would have moved on in life. But nope, he will be stuck during his 40's

Did he just call Bullet Bill….a BBC Torpedo?! Whose mans is this?!

the thought of LTG sitting with his family opening gifts makes me laugh. Mostly because i have the mental image of him yelling "GTAB' if someone gives him the wrong gift

@napoo454

7 ай бұрын

He did bro that’s why he doesn’t see them he banned em from his life

@velocirizzo1850

7 ай бұрын

Look at all these flowchart ass gifts. Wrapping paper not swaggy at all, like wtf would I even open this!?!

@CSco-pr8ig

7 ай бұрын

GAW DUU I said I wanted the BLACK nike socks. Gtab.

@fennecwolfox

7 ай бұрын

"You guys do Christmas like it's still Halloween. You don't deserve to give me gifts. You're DOGSHIT at this, fuckin wishlist-sniping, bum-ass, broke-ass bitches."

Super Charger RT Kart 8 DALEeuxe is WILD! Bro Revolver got talent 😂

@RevolverTheory

7 ай бұрын

🤘🏽

Dale hosts a tournament Dale when he loses: "I'm removing you dude get kicked" 😂

@slice_through_time

6 ай бұрын

"Get that ass banned"

_>"I'm not angry... I'm heated"_ _>we wuzn't kings... we wuz KANGS_ 👌😅

@RevolverTheory

7 ай бұрын

Kangz 😂

@shoahkhan5670

7 ай бұрын

@@RevolverTheory -We- *I* ✊🏾

Thumbs getting wild asf lol

2bi 2 curious lmfao

Shout out to Revolver I almost died off the thumbnail!! Another great one filled with edits and ever so simply showing how much this lolcow contradicts himself. Masterfully done!!

"I feel like that's a lawsuit". Since when did laws involve "feelings"?

8:43 But he literally JUST watched his own intro

lmfao what is that autotune? too funny man

2Bi 2Curious? 💀💀💀

You always have the best thumbnails

@RevolverTheory

7 ай бұрын

Thank you lol

Calls a dude trash Opponent gets perfect round 😂

8:37 Dude, is he completely oblivious to the fact he just let his full intro play out? And then he gets mad someone else does it? I don't want to hear anything about "Why are you all glazing other streamers? Why are you not supporting my stream?" People don't want to be banned for playing the game, for having a gifted sub, ect. Edit: I will give him that about Christmas, it's really just fake at this point. Even if you don't look at the history of the holiday and how gross some of the false worship was and it was just renamed Christmas, I mean people only care about you to give you gifts during that time? They only care about how you're doing during Christmas season? It's so fake.

@Countdownsmiles

7 ай бұрын

I'm sorry your Christmas isn't lit my guy

Remember he said he was going to be an actor? LMAOOO

@RevolverTheory

7 ай бұрын

Dc and marvel movies here he comes.

@fennecwolfox

7 ай бұрын

He is an actor! He's got ME convinced he's a petty, petulant manchild, anyway.

@DaquanHarrison

7 ай бұрын

@@RevolverTheory I have EXTREMELY HIGH doubt Marvel and DC would put him in movies. He doesn't even have any dedication NOR talent.

Denies being angry, gets angrier when someone calls him heated and doesn't deny it. Never learn critical thinking dale.

“Made a character with a clock huh? Man you got plenty of time don’t you?” Best unintentional pun ever 😂

@acmeanimebhabie7623

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@calebharris4764

7 ай бұрын

Yoooo I'm dead 😂😂😂💀

Damn, and I thought my christmas was terrible.

merry saltmas!

9:02 - “You’re removed from my f*cking tournament.” Like if you’re salty, just say so. 😂🤣

I don't typically watch LTG stuff, but this was a fantastic edit. My favorite part has to be Dale fighting against that Lucas, the Lucas heals, Dale loses & blocks him, then it cuts to the Hero healing 😂

21:15 translation in dales head "Its time for men"

Another upload from the Revolver! Let's go!

5:23 i cant with these sfx 😂😂

11:12 niqqa was heated LMAOOO

This year is the year LTG needs to be cleansed from the internet

Being bad at tetris is a sign of bad hand/eye coordination and low intelligence

@InDimensionD

7 ай бұрын

Just watch his.mario kart gameplay. His whole eye to brain coordination is whacked out 🤣 🤣 🤣

@flarestriker2005

7 ай бұрын

@@InDimensionD Seeing his Mario Kart gameplay was painful! I haven't played Mario Kart for nearly years until I played again on Switch a few weeks ago and I'm still good at it. Hell, even when I was 6 or 7, I was immediately good at playing Mario Kart when I first started(Wii and DS/3DS).

28:09 LACK OF SEX😂😂😂 poor kids 🤣🤣

@ebugwhath8639

7 ай бұрын

Could be worse. Lack of sex AND finish 11th 😂😂😂

@flarestriker2005

7 ай бұрын

Dale's projecting so hard that we might aswell see his room temperature iq thoughts on an IMAX screen.

BRUH THAT PS 1 INTRO WITH DALE 😂😂😂

LMAO I almost spit my mate after watching PS1 load with the 'O-O AAAAAAAA!' yell!!! Just brillian!! And the Goofy shout too!!

Man plays mario kart like he has adhd

Remember people, this guy recommends you eat cereal with water, and had a tortilla with peanut butter on it, and wants to shame the black race like he wasn't choking on as Popeyes chicken sandwich cause the meat was too thick... Never forget.

@TheSimpleMan454

7 ай бұрын

Okay so, all fairness here, good peanut butter on a nice flour tortilla with some chocolate sauce and powdered sugar? Solid little desert item that is.

@Vancerova

7 ай бұрын

Not hating on it at all, but that muppet didn't even use a skillet, just had it sitting on a burner on the stove if memory serves.

Diglett might as well just stop playing any fighter

That Uncle Ruckus music fits his streams perfectly 😂

Yo who TF is sitting in this dudes chat getting talked to like that!? Them boys down bad!

The baby crying edit at the end killed me lmaoo

"Lucky i didnt pick Miguel..." Picks Miguel, loses😂

"Thirsty ass (WHAT!)" "Thirsty ass (WHAT!)" Thirsty ass (BLOOP)" I'm crying at these edits man lmao😂

@da_001

7 ай бұрын

SKREE SKREE *BREATHES IN*

God imagine thinking Christmas is only about buying gifts to watch kids open them. No its about spending time with friends, family, and reminiscing about the past months leading up to Christmas. Our grinch here is just mad because he was disowned by his entire family so he has NOBODY to spend the holidays with. You made your bed fale. Now sleep

4:04 unc actually thinks people will watch him without playing games even tho raging and getting angry got him popular in the first place 💀💀

0:24 That sound effect of his always cracks me up

@ervingreen8976

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

“MODS HE QUESTIONED ME GET HIM!”

That thumbnail made me laugh! You had to make a Fast and Furious reference!! Good one!

The soundboards when he curses or says something of nonsense are hilarious!!!!

Im me

@FinalYickadee

7 ай бұрын

"I'M ME! I'M LOW TIER GAH DUUUUU!"

Rage quitting Mario Kart is crazy

bruh, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO at that yelp with the playstation start up. choking on my blunt lmfao to that

Mf’er calls it slander when they got his ass in 4K 😂 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

The Flocka ad libs go hard. You gotta add some Lil B ones bro

@RevolverTheory

7 ай бұрын

I'll see if I can find some

These Mario Cart Highlights Crack me up especially with that Auto Tune Baby at the end. Good Stuff Man! OMG can’t even breathe 😂

I see that someone informed him that Yoshi is the best character in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

2:56 "That sounds like a lawsuit to me" 19:22 "I still feel like I can sue KZread for that shit honestly. I really do feel like I got a case with the right lawyer." blud cant actually be talking about suing motherfucking google 💀💀💀

“You’re good at this game, get the fuck out of my tournament”

2bi 2curious..im 2bi for yall mane lol

the fucking autotune kills me when he starts getting mad

The uncle Ruckus trap theme is such a banger 💀

"im never angry" if that was the case you wouldnt have trolls in the first place

@fennecwolfox

7 ай бұрын

Hits with the same energy as "I am not a crook!" and "I did not have sex with that woman." and "I am a very intelligent person." Hey, if losing at video games ever gets boring for him, he can try losing at politics! He'd fit right in.

LMFAO intro is glorious, my like goes instantly after hearing that Waaaooooaaahhhhh!!

Holy shit he really is thee IRL Uncle Ruckus. Wow.

love how dale has the means to take shortcuts yet he avoids them cuz from past experiences he gets stuck in them or falls off the course so instead of thinking "im doing something wrong" he has imprinted "path hurt me. avoid path" in his brain so he constantly stays in last and blames the game for being broken or players for being sweats (tbh tho if yer using like wiggler and lil wheels in 50cc at dales level you are sweating hard) lol

Imagine saying people balrog when you are a balrog yourself

@RevolverTheory

7 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@QJD1381

7 ай бұрын

Dale wishes he had money like Balrog

Intros always go hard

19:18 Damn, Dale even sucks at Tetris 😂

When your parents say just let him win

That intro 🔥🔥

LTG gets mad just from you moving your character. He literally wants you to stand there and let him win. I can't understand how people can watch him and become a fan. It's mindboggling. He complained about a dude playing an Earthbound character and somehow made that a bad thing LMAO!

@fennecwolfox

7 ай бұрын

Nah, he'd get mad at that, too. He only otherwise gets mad when it looks like other people either aren't trying or are trying too hard. Which is any time they're playing and he's not winning.

Classy bloop.

No way my guy is complaining about that Lucas player when he can’t even adapt beside constantly using specials. lmao he called Earthbound After Earth 😂😂😂

Phil will forget he's playing fans and call them basic combo users then reels it in and pretend he's having fun. LTG just miserable and a terrible human being.

@fennecwolfox

7 ай бұрын

Happiness and joy only gets in the way of THE BIZ, you feel me? The biz is losing and being a whiny bitch. And biz is booming, for Dale.

How you rage quit in Mario Kart😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You can tell his family banishment still stings to this day. #ForeverFree.

10:15 The Texas Chainsaw sound effect 😭

“Christmas is all about buy gifts , and arching your family open them” BRO JEUT DIDJT RECEIVE THR PS5 last year