“I hate hearing people breathe” Every person with a hangover

@ceciliamichel5276

4 жыл бұрын

3:23

@murph73

4 жыл бұрын

Ok I stop breathing

@dimitrijames00001

4 жыл бұрын

"I hate breathing" Every person

@izzywoods794

4 жыл бұрын

*Breathe sorry

@dimitrijames00001

4 жыл бұрын

@@izzywoods794 nah he's hungover, it's right

Jessica... sounds like a person imitating a person whose name is Jessica.

@jaymiesimoneau7513

4 жыл бұрын

Casey C slytherin for the winnnn

@tumiseadebowale4343

4 жыл бұрын

Yessss😂😂😂😂😂

@olgask2081

4 жыл бұрын

Casey C how did you word it so perfectly

@gerbelle90

4 жыл бұрын

Do they normally pronounce their name as Jessicurrr?

@bellasylvester6217

4 жыл бұрын

Someone named Jessica is usually really nice or really insane, there is no in between.

Amber is a walking, talking, breathing version of the subreddits r/I'mnotlikeothergirls , and r/Nicegirls

@maya-cr2om

4 жыл бұрын

Ziggy Blu Waters definition of “omg i have such crackhead energy !!!!”

@amelialaird9421

3 жыл бұрын

#PICKME She is such a pick me.

@danthewatcher9681

2 жыл бұрын

She's the next Step For REdit, kind of like how Brainiac Eventually Tunrned into a Flesh Puppet in the Booster Gold Comics of 2008

Cameron and Lauren is everything though

@iamsopure9483

3 жыл бұрын

How does this not have any comments 😶😶

@Narra0002

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna watch the show just to see their love story

@adaon2282

3 жыл бұрын

I watched this with my mom and we started cheering when they got together

@jerzeyallen4539

3 жыл бұрын

and they’re still married to this day!

@hyrum3759

3 жыл бұрын

HELL YES!!!! I thought they were a perfect example of what this show was suppose to be about. But anywho yes their love story is super cute.

"I hate being able to hear people breathe" Me: _guess I'll die?_

@bea4819

4 жыл бұрын

Wait so can she just die I mean shes breathing too...btw just a joke dont want people to rly die

@MamaMOB

4 жыл бұрын

Or you could just breathe quietly. Other people don’t need to hear you breathe for you to breathe.

@spartus

4 жыл бұрын

or when snoring and fart in bed all night....

@peepeepoopoo8271

4 жыл бұрын

I have asthma so we Gucci

@user_not_found_69

4 жыл бұрын

I have asthma so I don't think she would like me...

Jessica sounds like if a Beverly hills accent did a Beverly hills accent.period.

@len4129

4 жыл бұрын

true

@nathanjo1376

4 жыл бұрын

did you say parody... or am I missing something

@deebloopers

4 жыл бұрын

THE DR34M they said period.

@nathanjo1376

4 жыл бұрын

@@deebloopers ... so they said "period" a lot... I see... thanks Sophia :)

@mercedesmercado4231

4 жыл бұрын

The entire time I just kept imagining her as the woman who plays Clarice Kensington (the step mom) from It Takes Too when she opened her mouth.

I'm sorry but I hated Amber. She has internalized so much misogyny that she made "I'm not like other girls" her personality.

@blink-my2955

4 жыл бұрын

YES “I’m soooOOO quIrkYY”

@TJMorrison.

4 жыл бұрын

That's like the worst reason to hate her lol

@ip602

4 жыл бұрын

Amber is the worst girl on the show.

@masuprod4526

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm not like the others, other girls in my situations have daddy issues but i don't. i always wanted to do everything for myself ...... also i don't want to work and i want my husbands to fully support my financially and pays my debts" amber in a nutshell

@eatingdreams2075

4 жыл бұрын

You think Amber is bad? Have you seen what Jessica did throughout the show?

Anyone else think that Lauren was the best person on the show?

@lilliemartirano6731

4 жыл бұрын

stella we stan Lauren and Cameron!

@poetriv

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Oh

@himarihina

4 жыл бұрын

lillie grace I was rooting for them since the start!!

@drizzle2427

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeees

@kadianhenriques1112

4 жыл бұрын

Best girl on the show: Lauren Best boy on the show: Cameron Best couple: Lauren&Cameron😎

This show seems like what tinder would look like in an alternate universe

@nqobilengema2165

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrFUNNYReviews lol wtf

@nqobilengema2165

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, tinder is more realistic

@reminichul3027

4 жыл бұрын

This show is actually what Lesbian dating is like.

@nqobilengema2165

4 жыл бұрын

@@reminichul3027 lol tell me more

@sonnypark5641

4 жыл бұрын

I see Seth Freakin Rollins in the comments of a Clevver news video. Now I see you here. Wtf is happening lol.

Jessica brings up that she's 34 years old just enough times for me to find it annoying

@sweetcinnamonpnchkin

4 жыл бұрын

IKR? It’s like: we get it!! You’re 34!!!

@Pumpkin0_0

4 жыл бұрын

You can hear the desperation in her voice and what she says. Poor lady. Being that desperate only pushes potential partners away, hence why you, who only heard her talk for a bit, are already annoyed. Imagine if you were some guy she was after. Goodness gracious.

@faycoleman9023

4 жыл бұрын

Girl can't wrap her mind around being 34.

@sharebeauty_spreadlove1993

4 жыл бұрын

“Mark’s 24!!??” 😂😂🤣🤣

@aliminator1310

4 жыл бұрын

It's not even THAT old!

*Mark: “I love you, babe.”* *Jess the Mess: “Loves ya.”*

@rosalierowan

3 жыл бұрын

Ultimate cringe

@fuzzybug3000

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I thought the same thing! Mark should have seen that as a red flag

@jessicamartin1160

3 жыл бұрын

What's with saying loves ya?

@livyh5618

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessicamartin1160 I think it was the tone.. you can tell she doesn’t really like him. She should’ve pulled a Diamond and Carlton 😂

Ah yes, its blind but every girl is skinny and traditionally pretty, and every boy is buff

@grumpycat2092

2 жыл бұрын

Well they tried to change that in the second season. But I think the second one was way more lame than the first. I couldn't feel any of the couples...

@Aura_Lucario

Жыл бұрын

And the ones that did have different body shapes and actual interesting features (there was a 20+ year old guy with fully natural grey hair) were not shown at all due to "budget".

@nedababic8865

Жыл бұрын

@@Aura_Lucario That's gross

@Aura_Lucario

Жыл бұрын

@@nedababic8865 What are you talking about? Grey hair is not gross? Or are you talking about people with different body shapes?

@nedababic8865

Жыл бұрын

@@Aura_Lucario Oh god No, I meant the fact that people that had a different body type, or grey hair mostly didn't get in sucks. And is gross if the producers purpusly left those types of people out of the show.

Jessica every couple of minutes: “I’m 34” Me: I forget, how old are you again?

@len4129

4 жыл бұрын

yeah like Jessica please stop no one cares about your age no one will start to care about your age so just don't keep telling it.

@k.connor5459

4 жыл бұрын

helena welp 😂 to be honest when I saw her I thought she was older than 34.

@KirstenMarie_MS3

4 жыл бұрын

I can understand where she's coming from, as I'm 32 and still single. But JFC stop focusing on it. It comes off as desperate and as if your happiness depends on having a SO. That's what we call codependency and it never leads anywhere good.

@nadismolina

4 жыл бұрын

wait. how old is she?

@jennytugara9470

4 жыл бұрын

Kourtlyn Connor now she can wait until 40 to play with someone else emotions. Wow

The show should have been called “Mark is blind”

@jeng6786

4 жыл бұрын

:( mark should not get blamed for Jessica's doubt, insecurity, and double-mindedness. He tried to help her through it without ever once judging her.

@MsAsh3070

4 жыл бұрын

Mark was well aware that she wanted to leave the show because her dog was dying. He was playing along for a good edit. He knew well they were never going to be together.

@christinakampani755

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@olgask2081

4 жыл бұрын

Celia Cáceres exposed omgAHAAHHAHA

@rokeishiarodgers7205

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!! YESS!!! I watched the whole show and I was like this dude!

Alex: Love is Blind is the dumbest show ever! Too Hot to Handle: hold my beer

@siniayab.6816

4 жыл бұрын

Yes🤦🏽‍♀️never passed the first two episodes

@rubenaalexander5007

4 жыл бұрын

Oh right...that. I watched the first two episodes of Love is Blind and didn't want to experience THAT again.

@keygz_1810

3 жыл бұрын

Rt

@honeymoonriver6050

3 жыл бұрын

I watch all the episodes on accident and I regretted it. They should’ve just sent people home every week.

@shelleyc853

3 жыл бұрын

I kind of preferred too hot to handle because it was super aware of how dumb it was and the narrator was so satirical, I kind of enjoyed the trash

To be honest, the only reason I kept watching was because of Cameron and Lauren. They touched my heart. Everyone else was just silly and sometimes, I'd skip parts of the show so I could get back to Cameron and Lauren's story. Sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️

@sevourangeal4865

3 жыл бұрын

I only watched for them too. As far as I know they're still married.

@JHeartsJ

2 жыл бұрын

@@sevourangeal4865 still very happily married!

@sevourangeal4865

2 жыл бұрын

@@JHeartsJ That's nice too know.

@grumpycat2092

2 жыл бұрын

haha i also skipped soo many parts but i never could skip Lauren and Cameron. They are just so cute!

"I hate, I hate, I hate being able to hear people breath" Coronavirus: "I can help"

@legzfalloffgirl5148

4 жыл бұрын

Okay this legit made me laugh😹😹 Thanks!!

@williamtoccijr9579

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@cindysteffens6709

4 жыл бұрын

Your name suits it so well.

@faerlywell

4 жыл бұрын

Breathe*

@shamarab4632

4 жыл бұрын

That's messed up 😂😂

"do people who peaked in high school ever develop a personality? not really." BAHAHAHAHA

@RoseBaggins

4 жыл бұрын

Best line ever 😂😂

@superdumb7352

4 жыл бұрын

He spelled develop “develope” too

@pixxie643

4 жыл бұрын

@WeeItsNookies Well that's just....borderline mysoginistic

@pixxie643

4 жыл бұрын

@WeeItsNookies Okay, well the fact is that that is just as common with men and you are unnecessarily bashing women when the part of the video I mentioned was gender non-specific. So, I respectfully disagree with your opinion on the issue (or at least how it was portrayed to me).

@DizzyBusy

4 жыл бұрын

@WeeItsNookies yo, men too. Then they turn old and start to look for loose milk. Because they didn't want to buy the cow, you know.

Did anyone notice that there were like two people who were in it at the beginning but were never shown again

@albieemery2828

3 жыл бұрын

Charmiskit Ik

@rosalierowan

3 жыл бұрын

Also there was this guy who gave advice to a few other guys like Barnette, but then didn’t get a girl didappeared lol. I saw others say that he kinda seemed like a built in person bc he said and asked the exact right things for the show, had some interactions to move the “story” forward and then dipped. I don’t even know if we saw any pod interactions from him...

@Ananyaaaya

3 жыл бұрын

@@rosalierowan yeah Rory, I was wondering where he went to

@emer4lds

3 жыл бұрын

@@rosalierowan omg I just made the same comment!! Out of 30 ppl we only got a third of the couples shown like whyyyyyy

“I’m 34 yrs old and no one has ever said that to me” Uhh, I sure hoped no one would ever say that to anyone

"I ain't ugly" "Can you imagine having that much confidence?" No. I literally cannot. Props to her for self confidence I guess?

@OK-hi5ym

4 жыл бұрын

Just a girl who wants to tell some stories I mean she is definitely the prettiest girl on the show, but she annoyed me pretty much the whole time until I realized she was downright sane compared to the other girls

@queena.7987

4 жыл бұрын

O K noo the black girl looks betterr

@NotANoob27x7

4 жыл бұрын

@@queena.7987 right ? She is so fckn gorg 😍😍 her fiance is sooo lucky!!

@shanaynaie

4 жыл бұрын

@@OK-hi5ym I guess you completely forgot that Lauren was on the show.

@OK-hi5ym

4 жыл бұрын

shanaynaie I did actually, just because her and Cam were so unproblematic and I watched the show like a month ago. She’s obviously the most pretty and sane one. But the original comment was about something amber said, which is why I focused on her

The premise is how looks don’t matter and it’s personality that does, yet they casted all gorgeous people with little to no personality

@jeckjeck3119

4 жыл бұрын

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

@DizzyDJW

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@rachelle_banks

4 жыл бұрын

Some people seemed okay. But yes, most of what we saw was (palindrome!) vapid and frivolous conversation.

@rachelle_banks

4 жыл бұрын

paula That was funny to read. But I don't know. I think that the funny thing for me is when I look at celebrities are people on television I'm a little more critical because they are presented as having above-average mass physical appeal. But if you look at anybody at the right angle... We're all funny looking.

@kkingmusic13

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly think these old school way of dating is dead & this show doesn’t even try... maybe is the show involved polyamory I could see it working lol

"Sexy voice and laugh" Leave it to someone named Jessica to turn a relationship meant to be built on personalities superficial.

"You know me, always going for those Quasimodo girls" My boyfriend's daily motto

@padmeamidala2423

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

...they're all gorgeous. But then they open their mouths. Next spin-off: Love is Deaf and Mute.

@s29nv1sr1

4 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes.

@AmethystRebellion

4 жыл бұрын

SOMEONE GET ON THIS!

@shola.i8262

4 жыл бұрын

humandxp what the fuck is wrong with u! You seriously to open ur eyes grow up and maybe try not to bring other down about weight, beauty, skin colour etc just to make yourself feel better about yourself. Fuck up ur talking out of ur hole and talking a whole load of shite

@shola.i8262

4 жыл бұрын

humandxp that made no sense at all

@claresaguban3471

4 жыл бұрын

Lol.

"I hate being able to hear people breathe." Honestly same, like can you breathe quieter 😂.

@tophatring8445

4 жыл бұрын

Brianna Johnson same 😂 it’s the most annoying thing

@o.o9296

4 жыл бұрын

@@natl5692 Interesting conclusion

@mollybellas813

4 жыл бұрын

I always get complained at for breathing too loudly, b-but I have a-asthma.

@oppositeofbatman

4 жыл бұрын

I thought this was gonna be a joke about killing people

@kristinwhite4472

4 жыл бұрын

Brianna Johnson ikr like i know it’s natural but geez

"You are my yin to my yang" Me: *Actually Throws up*

@ragnaricstudios5888

4 жыл бұрын

I hated that line lol

@sanayamathew5731

3 жыл бұрын

Dude probably doesn’t even know what ying and yang actually is

@cthulhumakesbadcontent3409

3 жыл бұрын

Not to be **that** guy but it’s yin and not ying just wanted to let you know. mgep vulgtmnah yah'or'nanah!

@extrastainedsock3497

3 жыл бұрын

@@cthulhumakesbadcontent3409 Omg thank you haha I was half asleep when I commented this i appreciate it 😅

@cthulhumakesbadcontent3409

3 жыл бұрын

ExtraCumStainedSock !! No problem bro

Yikes, Amber... "I ain't ugly..." 🤪 You ain't all that, girl. 🙄

@leenashraf8212

4 жыл бұрын

Damn what’s wrong with being confident?💀

@crazycanuckmick

4 жыл бұрын

@@leenashraf8212 There's confident - and then there's narcissism. Stfu.

@leenashraf8212

4 жыл бұрын

Mick ‘I ain’t ugly’ how is that narcissistic? Lmfao StFu🤡 just cuz you insecure don’t mean others ain’t allowed to boast about their confidence

@leenashraf8212

3 жыл бұрын

Phoenix Girl yeah I get that. But I’m just talking about that part lol

@betenoire1145

3 жыл бұрын

She believes people don't take her serious because of her "beauty"🤨 those people tend to be witch personality

ok so literally no offence but jessica’s voice sounds like people overexaggerating when mocking mean girls

@detergenthwachae

4 жыл бұрын

Y e s

@avekatumba4794

4 жыл бұрын

She sounds like Caroline from 2 Broke Girls

@kathykiwi6739

4 жыл бұрын

@@avekatumba4794 exactly!

@narwhaletime4594

4 жыл бұрын

Yeees!

@astrowolvez

4 жыл бұрын

That pike girl sounded like that too.

Amber is the type of girl who laughs around the boys super loudly and saying 'omg i'm such a crackhead ahahah im so quirkyy"

@GirlDo3

4 жыл бұрын

And then she picks fights with girls and makes sure everyone knows she thinks she's better then them, but still says something dumb like: I don't get along with girls. They are too much drama.

@_BunnyOnScreen_

4 жыл бұрын

@@GirlDo3 exactly.

@laylalimalia6904

4 жыл бұрын

YES OH MY GOSH “i’m not like other girls” “i’m always hanging with the boys” she was annoying

@frankie6258

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh, my god, Emily, you're such a CrAcKHeAd

@hufflepuffhorcrux3269

3 жыл бұрын

The ones that post on their priv snap story of them doing the lamest things and going “oH mY gOd sO cRaZy, mAjOr cRaCkHeAd eNeRgY”

I like how the experiment is to get to know the other person but all they do is talk about how attractive they are

"They Jimmy-Fallon-fake laughed back and forth for a while." Does that mean that they smacked a desk or table in front of them and then, throughout the entire time they're cracking up laughing, they mumbled, partially a handful of words the other person just said and partially random gibberish?

Amber is the “not like other girls” of this show

@rachele.3229

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Amber?

@may.k222

4 жыл бұрын

Rachel E. Lmao u right my bad. That just goes to show how little I care ab this show haha

@paulai.santiago6885

4 жыл бұрын

AMBER was looking for a sugar daddy I swear

@paulai.santiago6885

4 жыл бұрын

The woman has 20K in Student debt, and was unemployed during the show. Her job in the army was of $31,000. Like if you are unemployed you are not looking for marriage you are looking for a job! And how does she spent $200 on make up?!?!!

@teresahowick5197

4 жыл бұрын

I came to say this

amber is the type of girl to think saying that you have “crackhead energy” is a personality trait

@mxy775

4 жыл бұрын

@@dootdoot94xo44 not that

@madcityy269

4 жыл бұрын

i was wondering why they kept making the title "ex tank mechanic" - are they trying to say that she is unemployed? turns out - they were.

@inhle1688

4 жыл бұрын

Sophie Zehr omg you worded this so perfectly 😭

@JaneDoe-gu5sb

4 жыл бұрын

@@dootdoot94xo44 Except it can't? Race and sexuality for example aren't personality traits.

@katt065ie

4 жыл бұрын

ikr and those who pretend to be extra when theyre really not

6:33 "I'm the happiest I've been in a very long time" he says with a deadpan face and monotone voice lol

3:15 "WATER BALLON!" That had me On The Floor! 😆🤣

"I'm just one of the boyssss!" In other words, she's a drama Queen who will hate every other woman she meets.

@moustik31

4 жыл бұрын

red flag as I ever heard one 🤣

@ashaf4530

4 жыл бұрын

VultureClone yes that’s how gamer girls be to

@roxannehammond8354

4 жыл бұрын

If you watch the show you will see that is litterally her personality.

@waddle623

4 жыл бұрын

"oooh I'm not like other girls. I'm quirky, and lovable! When I see other girls I bash them for male approval" owo

@wisenige

4 жыл бұрын

Also means she’s been ran through...

“HeLlO, aNyBoDy InTeReStEd?” “I bRoUgHt TwIzZlErS”

@djsolana25

4 жыл бұрын

100% intrested

@omgheather1

4 жыл бұрын

i'm sorry but who in the fresh fuck titty likes Candyman's unwashed shoelaces that is twizzlers?

@nickpels5772

4 жыл бұрын

oh hi how are you What do you have against twizzlers? What did they ever do to you?

@omgheather1

4 жыл бұрын

@@nickpels5772 they exist. and that, my friend, is a crime on its own.

@astoldbynickgerr

4 жыл бұрын

oh hi how are you me, biss.

The reason I dislike this show is honestly because they are all about looks not mattering but everyone is statistically pretty they all fit society’s norms and not the people that would actually be judged in a bad way by they’re looks

5:15 You are too pure for this world...

The relationship between Jessica and Mark was the most cringy. Both had no respect for themselves especially mark for acting like a pet to a woman who clearly had the hots for another man smh .

@L0N0.

4 жыл бұрын

Simp?

@Strawberry-cq3hr

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@esmoid2321

4 жыл бұрын

YurMayker . And also Jessica didn’t take a hint that Barnett liked someone else. That’s what frustrates me

@blessedcocoa5729

4 жыл бұрын

I almost hated Jessica. She didn't deserve Mark and Barnett was an idiot who didn't know what he wanted

@carlthelongshoreman1979

4 жыл бұрын

Simp

her: i'm 34 alex: "12 YeArs AgO i WoN PrOM QUEeN"

@thetroodon9482

4 жыл бұрын

She failed so hard she couldn’t the leave highschool till she was 22

@UnprofessionalProfessor

4 жыл бұрын

@@thetroodon9482 Sounds like my 5th grade teacher

Barnett: Jessica has a nice voice. Me: Dude, you have hearing problems. Btw, no hate tho. Don't come after me in the comment section.

@jasminepritchard376

2 жыл бұрын

I swear that voice is so fucking annoying...

"do people who peaked in highschool ever develop a personality?" dECEASED

@noirinnighallchoir9483

3 жыл бұрын

nOt ReAlLy

@gracefleser4236

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@pedroguerrero3862

3 жыл бұрын

There have been a longer terms study and it found out populare kids in high school don't do well in adulthood manly because in highschool they don't mature since then

@seojmul3214

3 жыл бұрын

that's why im happy i haven't peaked yet as a high schooler, so much better to peak during college/twenties (kinda feel bad for the ppl i know at their peak rn as a 17 y/o)

@user-mu1os7me8s

3 жыл бұрын

@@pedroguerrero3862 Makes me feel better about myself because I never fit in with everyone in high school since most of the people there were really immature

Alex Meyers: should I make fun of "real people"? Everyone: *chanting* Do It. Do It. Do It

WE NEED A REACTION TO TOO HOT TO HANDLE

"We want this show to make sure you aren't just chosen based on looks." *Proceeds to only cast hot people*

Jessica was definitely the most annoying ngl.

@alainamaas1906

4 жыл бұрын

Christa Kehinde amber is up there though

@fishsticks3701

4 жыл бұрын

@@alainamaas1906 she definitely isn't as bad and Jessica.

@moreruffles89

4 жыл бұрын

Alaina Maas I totally agree.

@lambam4835

4 жыл бұрын

@goodbyehoes Hated Amber way more than Jessica.

@orksca5459

4 жыл бұрын

dude amber was just so annoying as well. both of their personalities describes why i hate people on reality shows perfectly. everytime amber mentioned she was in the army i wanted to strangle something but everytime jessica talked i wanted to die

"They should have half of them look gorgeous and the other half look like me." So like sculpted angels? That's an unfair advantage.

@rachelle_banks

4 жыл бұрын

Bryni Adiel 👀

@anonymous92388

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah alex is so goddamn hot doesn't he has a mirror or something?

@miairnell4535

4 жыл бұрын

and that's on self-confidence issues. He's so good-looking he doesn't even realise.

@gv5884

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know how he looks like?

@Kenkenny82

4 жыл бұрын

@@gv5884 If you search in his old videos, you can find some where he talk to the camera. If I remember correctly, the ones about his life when he was homeless in Japan.

Lauren and Cameron were the saving grace of this show

“Hallmark Channel rejects” 😂😂

@oopsy-daisy

3 жыл бұрын

I died lmao

"I hate hearing people breathe, " *Me with asthma* 👁👄👁

@millieclinton800

4 жыл бұрын

SweetAndSour OMG SAME

@lesliegutierrez2611

4 жыл бұрын

I cackled Bahahhahaha🤣🤣

@skylarthompson299

4 жыл бұрын

That's not funny. That's concerning.

@sweetandsour8640

4 жыл бұрын

how is it concerning? Many people with asthma just have trouble breathing, so we would be breathing louder.

@skylarthompson299

4 жыл бұрын

@@sweetandsour8640 I get jokes but then I think that it shouldn't be funny. I'm just a step below being as bad as a Karen.

Jessica's voice is the voice I do when mocking white girls, which is weird

@jocelyncooper1738

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@adolphaselrah9506

4 жыл бұрын

Her voice is more white girl than white girls mocking white girl voice.

@lengyelgabriella6125

4 жыл бұрын

I'm doing her voice when i mock white girls, and I'm white... it's not weird.

@GlitterC8k

4 жыл бұрын

What gets me is that she puts on a fake voice when she's in the pod. Listen to her outside of the pod, her voice is a lot deeper. She is doing a fake voice..

@legrandliseurtri7495

4 жыл бұрын

White girls have a specific voice?!!

Amber is the kind of girl who uses the fact that she’s a Scorpio as an excuse for everything

5:50 I noticed the TMNT theme song as I glanced over while drawing TMNT fanart. 👏 Good job, Myers, good job 👏

“I hate being able to hear people breathe.” Me too buddy, me too...

@Tinymoezzy

4 жыл бұрын

There is a solution to that...but prison is kind of annoying

@GhouliePumpkin

4 жыл бұрын

Just wondering if you’re that same s8n on Twitter

@LeoDBW

4 жыл бұрын

Why hello Satan, fancy seing you here!

@pumpkinemperor7966

4 жыл бұрын

SATAN did you start covid-19

@LeoDBW

4 жыл бұрын

@@pumpkinemperor7966 As if he hadn't so much work already

Alex Meyers: ''Love Is Blind is the dumbest show I've ever seen...'' Riverdale: ''Am I a joke to you? HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME? I thought we had something stupid!!!!!!!!!!''

@kennedy5540

4 жыл бұрын

jeck jeck Riverdale: “we are eNdGAmE!”

@iciajay6891

4 жыл бұрын

Poor Riverdale. Lol

@rayray2528

4 жыл бұрын

Me : love is blind is the dumbest quote I have ever heard.

Imma start bragging about how on-the-wall chill I am. Since that’s apparently a personality trait.

I spit my water when you said “dem Quasimodo girls”

“This has never been done before” The Circle, Married at First Sight, Blind Date, Bestie Picks Bae, Parental Control, and also arranged marriages that have existed since 1697

@alessiabanu9271

4 жыл бұрын

yess true. like the show thinks so much of themselves but it´s actually literal garbage

@saschamayer4050

4 жыл бұрын

...arranged marriages that have existed since *FOREVER* (or at least as long as there have been marriages).

@srilakshmir5927

4 жыл бұрын

Yessssss as an Indian woman, I felt the arranged marriage part 🤣

@bshaw8175

4 жыл бұрын

The circle isnt a dating show but super similar also in aus we had a show where people went in to a totally dark room and talked to someone

@xakirax_8864

4 жыл бұрын

The Circle was an interesting watch although the ending was a bit off

Jessica’s voice sounds like Kim and Kourtney Kardashian’s voice mixed together.

@JuliiRockeriita

4 жыл бұрын

You mean like Paris Hilton?

@oopsy-daisy

3 жыл бұрын

@@JuliiRockeriita Her voice is more soft-spoken.

@clarke6814

3 жыл бұрын

Just finished watching the "after the altar" eposides and there's a part where Lauren imitates Jessica's voice😂😂

You should react to “To Hot To Handle” on Netflix

@alexxclark7363

3 жыл бұрын

It’s basically love island but with no dirty business! Personally I love it but if u don’t like love island don’t bother watching to hot to handle

My opinion on every character - 1. Amber being the worst pick me girl I have ever seen who wants to be a stay at home cause she got no money and doesn't even have kids 2. Jessica being the most toxic woman ever and being stalkerishly obsessed with Barnett. 3.Diamond- I stan this woman and she deserved so much better. 4.Carlton- Having a lot of his own issues that he seriously needs to sort out. 5.Barnett- Him being a fu** boy and playing with all the women and not knowing how Amber is using him 6. Giannina- Being another toxic woman who is trying to control Damian 7.Damian- Also deserving better but what he did at the reunion is not justified. 8.Kelly and Kenny being boring 9. Lauren and Cameron being the literal king and queen . I stan them to no ends. 10. Don't even get me started on Mark

But Lauren and Cameron are the cutest couple though 😭 they are still happily married

@Eskyler

4 жыл бұрын

And only they actually took it seriously vs everyone else

@andrewrainey4192

4 жыл бұрын

I KNOW SEEING THEM MADE ME SO HAPPY

@Jesmagi

4 жыл бұрын

I love them. They were the only ones I had faith in the entire time. They have a youtube channel now too xD

@nuggywaggy5869

4 жыл бұрын

Can we take a sec to talk about the short girl with curly long hair? I mean the one (oldish) that was friends with Jessica. Wth was wrong with her the guy she had was amazing and the parents loved him too?...wtf

@leii_1277

4 жыл бұрын

An Onymous YESSSSS

Amber is one of those girls who think they’re so ‘weird’ and quirky and stuff, yet nothing about them is weird of quirky at least in an attractive way.

I'm from germany and we don't say love is blind, we say love makes blind. And the first thing is so romantic and then our saying is just... so bitter... and I love it!

Nobody: Not a single contestant: Not even Mark’s parents: Jessica: i’M 34 YeArS oLd tHiS iS nOt gOnNa WoRk

@soap9356

4 жыл бұрын

Salma Suarez that was so annoying

@harleyrenee9756

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t stand her

@sandralewis7437

4 жыл бұрын

A hahahahaha

@madielizabeth9422

4 жыл бұрын

Because she had the ick from the start and she just wanted an excuse to fall back on!!! Uggg she makes me so mad

@deja9218

4 жыл бұрын

Madi Elizabeth She played Mark from the beginning I had a feeling she knew that she wouldn’t want to be with Mark all along but just went with it, which is so fucking messed up she should have just told Mark from day one that it was over instead of dragging him along.

“I hate being able to hear people breath” *locks doors* *puts wooden boards on door* *gets out Archy’s abs*

@CrrrispyGrapes

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@RoseBaggins

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@jeckjeck3119

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Moretti Or breathing at all...

@pointless3410

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeckjeck3119 Breathing thats ok but dont be coughing without holding your mouth or sneezing without catching it then rubbing it somewhere is the worst.

@morosenberg5571

4 жыл бұрын

hey doesn't he need them

Plot: not knowing someone. Not seeing someone and after just some small interacrions, jumping to marriage. The host: "This litterally is the first time an experiment like this has ever been done" Arranged marriages in the most of eastern countries: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU?"

@Mathilda7272

Жыл бұрын

@Katie Cramton Thank you :)) it comes from seeing many traumatizing similar situations as a middle eastern woman!

@nedababic8865

Жыл бұрын

Yes

I love how Barnett was like "J e s s i c a" and the guy beside him did that "why are you like this" laugh

Man, watching these videos is more entertaining than watching the actual show.

@lorijones6468

4 жыл бұрын

Facts💯

@deonr1

4 жыл бұрын

Fax homie

@felicia3114

4 жыл бұрын

I completely agree with you.

@ChronologicalFern

4 жыл бұрын

Watching the shows is not fun, watching these videos is.. So.. yeah, that's the point.

@mystii8134

4 жыл бұрын

TakaKola yes!

So, this is supposed to show that looks don’t matter. But everyone on this show is still gorgeous.

@LifeWithMe004

4 жыл бұрын

ztslovebird it reverse psychology 101

@jeng6786

4 жыл бұрын

Well... You have to take into account professional makeup

@satinivy88

4 жыл бұрын

I thought sinde that's the title they rly wouldn't see each other until they got officially engaged or smth... I haven't watched the show but from waht I've seen here they do see each other from the beginning and throughout the show? like... what's the point? XD

@dancingsais1260

4 жыл бұрын

What is so funny is they all were hot and still people were like eww I don’t like how this person looks lol

@BrittanyElyseBK

4 жыл бұрын

WhiteFluff no they are separate the whole time till they get engaged they have the guys in one apartment and the girls in the other.

"Never been done before" weren't there like a ton of dating shows back in the day where you never saw the guy's face until after you chose him for his "personality"? Like I swear there was even a serial killer who won one of those--the literal "blind" love show is almost as old as tv itself.

@pebbleskittycat

2 жыл бұрын

You're right in the UK there was something called 'Blind Date' which aired every Saturday in the 90s, where a girl had to choose between 3 guys (and vice versa) and everyone loved it lol

Cameron and Lauren are still 2020 goals

Alex: "Barnett has a big secret" KZread: Angry birds

@daniemay9321

4 жыл бұрын

Grubhub 😂

@Katie934

4 жыл бұрын

anime 👀

@fatemehsoniaimantalab6608

4 жыл бұрын

i got an ad about bras

@PD_Bear

4 жыл бұрын

I got a facebook ad

@firegurl9636

4 жыл бұрын

I got an ad for a minecraft sever

Three things anyone who has seen the show can agree on.... 1)Jessica is the worst 2)We would die for Cameron and Lauren 3)Jessica is the worst

@sarahcharles5625

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot Kelly

@MA-mb3zz

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Charles I think everyone did 😂😂😂

@maidiyaourosama9333

4 жыл бұрын

I motion to change #3 to mark is a simp

@LegitJesusChrist

4 жыл бұрын

Three things 1) I 2) Want 3) You

@nuggywaggy5869

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot: 4) Wtf is wrong with you Kelly 5) Jessica is the worst 6) Poor Diamond 7) Mark is so passionate. Poor guy. 8) And Jessica is the worst

This show is like Omegle... hear me out... they think they have such a connection because they share so much information at once, but then when the pay ge5 out of their pods aka add them and on Snapchat, they see what they look and realize you have nothing more to say so you unaddressed them or like on the show, you say I don’t and leave them forever. Thank you for your time.

@celinechase2808

4 жыл бұрын

You mean "read you out" heheh

@celinechase2808

4 жыл бұрын

But I agree

BIG OL’ RED FLAG: when the person is on a reality dating show

The show: Personality The people: BUT THEIR VOICE IS NICE

@WhatFadesAway

4 жыл бұрын

@kemuael No, but choosing them because of that is

@evelien135

4 жыл бұрын

I used to be friends with a guy and his voice was soooo soothing. It really gave me a crush on him but I sound like a crow when I talk to the feeling wasn’t mutual.

i spent the whole show angry with mark and jessica, frustrated with giannina, and embarrassed for diamond🥴but we STAN Lauren and Cameron

@lena-dl3oz

4 жыл бұрын

liv lmao same

@booyeonce783

4 жыл бұрын

TRUU ❤️ BEST COUPLE 🤧

@MsBevLynn

4 жыл бұрын

Fr yasss but I also loved Kenny and his girl

@mattechrome

4 жыл бұрын

I always felt like Lauren wasn't being sincere but I lost it at their wedding 😭😭😭 I was so happy

@lesliegutierrez2611

4 жыл бұрын

PERIOD

Pls do a love is blind after the alter reaction!! Its only three episodes but it’s gold and super awkward 😭

4:45 timestamp because that's my fav part of the video

Mark simped for Jessica bro. She told him "Im not sure" Then goes to Barnett who tells her "I'm unsure" She loses her shit then RUNS to mark like "I love you I love you I was wrong about the other guy!" And MARK's dumbass was like "Durrr she really likes me." Come on man. Come on.

@essennagerry

4 жыл бұрын

This kinda shows how we treat girls more lightly than guys in some respects. I'm a girl and all but there's a noticable tendency for a double standard there. Some girls really view "I'm not sure" as a hideous crime comming from a guy but absolutely fine if it's them saying it. I get it, many girls and women need empowerment and they need to be reassured it's ok to be unsure and it's ok to have doubts and it's ok to voice your feelings. Many women around the world are opressed in this regard so we need to make that clear - it really is ok. And in a similar fashion they need someone who's truly there for them, i.e. not someone who's "unsure". That's all fine and dandy but it's very different from villanizing or dismissing or insting a guy's worth over them being unsure - they have the right to be, and you have the right to not be ok with that, but that's subjective, not objective, and it goes both ways. If a guy isn't fine with a girl being unsure that should be fine too, he has the right to that. As long as nobody manipulates or abuses the other. Like, come on… no need whatsoever to be pretentious, entitled and judgy.

@sweepea009

4 жыл бұрын

She was trash for this too. I disliked her after that. Mark shouldn’t be second best.

@nuggywaggy5869

4 жыл бұрын

@@essennagerry That's fair but the thing about her is that she instantly didn't like Mark when she saw him. Tried to use the age gap as an excuse but she got worried when she started to see that people didn't mind and actually encouraged them. And using Mark like that I think she was exactly what you mentioned, manipulative af

@benpotter6832

4 жыл бұрын

@@nuggywaggy5869 yeah telling the truth would have ended her reality show dreams so she pretended hoping that something else would bail her out

@kyndallaws3657

4 жыл бұрын

And she didn't even want to kiss him like...imagine being ENGAGED to someone you aren't even attracted to enough to want to kiss. Meanwhile Mark is over here probably feeling like he's not enough like I know Mark was dumb for falling in love with an older woman acting half her age but he really just wanted someone to love and Jessica led him on big time

The couple that first got engaged are still together, it's so cute.

@junkiasmr2598

4 жыл бұрын

Laerke MA the interracial couple ?

@madison5056

4 жыл бұрын

smell the daisies yea

@gracekelley2907

4 жыл бұрын

Yay! I was rooting for them the whole time, and it makes me happy to know that they’re still together. They were just... so adorable.

@AEtherealGoddess

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, they were adorable!

@tangosparks1111

4 жыл бұрын

they were my favorite couple

Jessica and Amber are the definition of "I'm so quirky and not like the other girls"

but no one is remotely “ugly” in this show! How can love be blind?!

Jessica’s voice was so fake🤣 u can tell she was really trying to play up the Paris Hilton baby voice.

@TheRealJohnHooper

4 жыл бұрын

More like a drunk hamster :D

@Megan_Jennifer

4 жыл бұрын

God her voice pissed me off so much 🤣

I feel like Jessica will just end up alone until she realizes that she is the issue. You’re 34 years old with a mentality of a 16 year old. Not necessarily a huge turn on for a lot of people. And to top that off, she has drinking issues.... 😬. Mark dodged a bullet in my opinion.

@champagnepapi1584

4 жыл бұрын

Kaycee Gray I cringed every time a scene was shown of her drinking wine, which was basically every single scene that woman was in . And the fact she drinks wine with her dog in the same glass✋

@madcityy269

4 жыл бұрын

age has nothing to do with a person being spiteful. like the moment she went off on amber when barnett rejected her, because she wanted both him and her to fail, because she was rejected. what the hell.

@lillyshield6187

4 жыл бұрын

The way she acted when she was drunk was so cringey, reminded me of myself when I was 20. I think that's a big part of the reason why she's single

@inhle1688

4 жыл бұрын

Kaycee Gray why do people think what mark did was okay. she was so obviously not into him and he kept pushing. yikes honestly he grossed me out so much

@rmburk

4 жыл бұрын

And that baby voice she used...puke worthy

At around 7:00 I just realized that this isn't a spoof or even a comedy, it's supposed to actually be real 😂😂

“I brought Twizzlers” SENT MEEEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"I hate being able to hear people breathe" Me: yeah like, can you stop breathing? Thanks

@wispol1045

4 жыл бұрын

Lol🤣

Alex having the NERVE to insinuate he’s not attractive gets me every time 😂😂😂

@h7672

4 жыл бұрын

IKR lol someone needs break the news

@meronabegaz3478

4 жыл бұрын

Who’s gonna tell him 😂

@jeckjeck3119

4 жыл бұрын

@@meronabegaz3478 His jealous classmates convinced him that he was ugly, and he believes it to this day... wait, that's literally anime plot.

@mandymutebi

4 жыл бұрын

Legit wanted to say this too 🤣

@briannajoyce933

4 жыл бұрын

I know!! this dude is actually really good looking!!!

I love how Alex makes fun of himself when he actually looks great

Honestly, your animations are the best and cutest thing on KZread! I’m watching your videos for shows and movies I don’t even know just because they are still so funny!

“I hate being able to hear people breathe” Wow I didn’t know my years of no relationship is because I breathe, thanks I guess I’ll just not breathe

@overlydramaticpanda

4 жыл бұрын

But it is completely possible to breathe quietly. I'm fairly sure she just meant she hates the kind of breathing some people do that makes them sound like they've just finished running a marathon; same way a lot of people hate it when others chew their food loudly, or when people constantly crack their knuckles. It's not exactly an uncommon thing for someone to not like having to listen to some kind of obnoxiously loud bodily function, especially when it can easily be done quietly.

@animzii8672

4 жыл бұрын

@@overlydramaticpanda Yeah but some people can't control it and a lot of the time they don't even know that they're doing it. And for people with Asthma, if they breathe heavier it's because they are having trouble taking in air, so if they were to breathe quieter they could probably pass out or die. So I guess if you were to ask someone to breathe quieter, make sure you know they don't have breathing problems first. If they do have breathing problems maybe you could just move away from them?

@luthienr.3440

4 жыл бұрын

This is a joke

@animzii8672

4 жыл бұрын

@@luthienr.3440 Yeah, your comment might of been a joke but this obviously had to be talked about because some people still don't realize that not everyone can breathe quieter. If they're breathing heavy in the first place they most likely have some sort of breathing/lung problem. I hope nobody takes my comments offensive. 😅

@overlydramaticpanda

4 жыл бұрын

@@animzii8672 Oh, don't get me wrong. I know that for some people it's a medical issue or an underlying health thing that causing them to not be able to breathe properly/quietly - various members of my family included. The same as occasionally people can't control the other examples I mentioned. Obviously no one should want to cause anyone else distress just for the sake of their own personal comfort - to be perfectly honest, the loud breathing thing doesn't bother me personally; for me the only "loud obnoxious bodily sounds" that truly annoy me are chewing loudly (which can be controlled the vast majority of the time) and snoring. I was just explaining what I thought the woman meant who said she hates hearing people breathe, since it seemed like a perfectly sensible statement to me but there seems to be a lot of (potentially wilful) misunderstanding it both in the comments and the video.

Jessica was trying so hard to hear someone tell her that their age difference was an issue and no one made a big deal out of it the way she was. When she met up with her best friends she was waiting for them to make a big deal about the age difference and the best friends didn't even see it as an issue😂 left Jessica like 😳

@danishamelendez9444

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Arcos His mom was her last hope and made her look stupid that was the highlight of the show 😂😂😂😂😂

@darkdream1469

4 жыл бұрын

IKR

@septemily

3 жыл бұрын

Now I kinda wanna watch the show, just for that 😂 it sounds amazinf

@mi3helle707

2 жыл бұрын

Almost her age, made her quirky 😶

@MissJJoan

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I got the impression she stuck it out with Mark as long as she did out of guilt. She didn’t want to be labeled as “shallow” for not being attracted to him, so she tried to use “age difference” as an excuse to end it. I think that’s what that really was.

"HELLO!...ANYONE INTERESTED?!...I BROUGHT TWIZZLERS!" thanks, my new line.

Jessica was a hard 34. My TV did her weathered skin NO favors.

@MarikaPaprikaThejoker

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂 what a violation

Everyone's hating on Jessica, but honestly Amber is so rude and clearly thinks she's superior to any other woman

@nellieeess

4 жыл бұрын

neejoy sola did you watch the whole show?

@shraves05

4 жыл бұрын

IKR!

@darkdream1469

4 жыл бұрын

I found her really entertaining but I know what you mean 😂

@sleepyfleecy9975

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@femaletrouble

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, she's not *like* other girls. What do you expect from a cool girl who can hang with the guys?

"They should have one half be absolutely beautiful, and the other half should look like me." Alex, we've seen your face. We know you're hot.

@lucy_9097

4 жыл бұрын

i was thinking the exact same thing

@thathoodedgirl10

4 жыл бұрын

He thinks we forgot 😒

@Ihavenocluewhattodo

4 жыл бұрын

Yes exactly

@antonizajkowski9698

4 жыл бұрын

where did he show his face?

@xoxsabrina

4 жыл бұрын

Antoni Zajkowski he showed his face in “why I left America and why should too”